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<v Speaker 1>Episode eighty You believe eight. Damn some people don't live

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<v Speaker 1>that long. Yeah. Eat any episodes of podcasts. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>feel like each one is a year of life. It

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<v Speaker 1>seems a lot of a lot of energy in every podcast. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it takes a lot out of me to

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<v Speaker 1>do one of these, so that will be hard. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's difficult, by the way. Shout out to at Jan

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<v Speaker 1>of Vic regular tweet of ours. This is He tweeted

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<v Speaker 1>this twenty five minutes before we started this podcast. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>already in refresh mode waiting for the new episode of

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<v Speaker 1>the Brooken Boys podcast with us Britan Scary whatever Wow

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<v Speaker 1>episode eight. Already time flies when you're having fun. Now

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<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. You guys should be getting alerts when

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast comes up. But I love that you're refreshing

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<v Speaker 1>before the alert can even be sent out and shout

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<v Speaker 1>out to these people, uh texting us at startup, startup,

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<v Speaker 1>start up, startup, start up, startup, startup, startup, startup, startup.

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<v Speaker 1>That's six text messages, six all all just saying startup, startup.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's an entire text message screen and they're all

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<v Speaker 1>different number. Holy crap. Look at area code six four six,

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<v Speaker 1>this one seven one seven, area code five four? Where's

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<v Speaker 1>area code five one two? I don't know an area code.

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<v Speaker 1>That's uh South Florida, that's Broward County. And uh, look

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<v Speaker 1>at this. We got knock knock anyone recording Brooklyn Boys,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. As one two is the great

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<v Speaker 1>city of Austin, Texas, doesn't mean they're living there. Their

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<v Speaker 1>phone is from there. Well, Eric code six wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>know we're knock knocking and the island. How about this

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<v Speaker 1>one from Connecticut? Eric code to three looking forward to

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<v Speaker 1>a new episode of Brooklyn Boys to listen to on

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<v Speaker 1>my way into work tonight. So they're hoping that this

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<v Speaker 1>gets posted ingested and and uh then he goes live

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<v Speaker 1>and goes live and we don't have that problem. We

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<v Speaker 1>have an iTunes problem sometimes sometimes it takes hour goes

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<v Speaker 1>up on iHeart because that's our that's our company, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it takes a while to go to the other platforms.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's, by the way, we're on almost all of

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<v Speaker 1>them now right, including Spotify. Surprise that not our company,

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<v Speaker 1>but but hashtag were Brooklyn Boys Slices for Life. Can

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<v Speaker 1>now hear us on Spotify now if you're already listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this podcast on iHeart Radio, if you have a

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<v Speaker 1>friend Neo for some reason doesn't have to free your

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<v Speaker 1>heart radio app and they have Spotify, that's fine. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I just gotta tell you I witnessed Live Brody having

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<v Speaker 1>penis envy. This is right before we started the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>You were scrolling casually through Instagram. Oh yeah, no idea,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, he's like, oh, look at this National

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<v Speaker 1>Sibling Day. Sibling everyone scare your posted pictures which you've

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<v Speaker 1>never seen a picture of you and your sister and

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<v Speaker 1>brother together. Neither have I. It took me about eight

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<v Speaker 1>hours to find that. And the three of you look

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<v Speaker 1>nothing alike. No, we don't like under everything. Your brother

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<v Speaker 1>might look like you, but he's buried under a beard

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<v Speaker 1>and tattoos. And so I found found the one picture

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<v Speaker 1>posted yesterday, and if you looked at the feed, brody. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it was hashtag National Sibling Day yesterday, so I had

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<v Speaker 1>a day yesterday. So I for the most part, I

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<v Speaker 1>went on Instagram to apply to people to put the

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<v Speaker 1>little hearts, you know, like their comments, like like like,

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't scroll through my feed, so my feed

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't refreshed since yesterday. Shame on me. And I see

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's putting a picture with your siblings. Let me call

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<v Speaker 1>that's nice another one, just like, oh, sorry, well you

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<v Speaker 1>put missed that. You missed it because you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>any siblings. So here's the thing. Is the only child

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<v Speaker 1>any any any pictures of me on Instagram where I'm alone?

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<v Speaker 1>That's my sibling picture. I was about to say, you

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<v Speaker 1>should just post one just for the hell of it

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<v Speaker 1>as a joke. You'd be like, hashtag siblings just you

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<v Speaker 1>just me, I have to do that child. Yeah that's great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not like anybody did that yesterday, but anyway, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's only child Day, every day, every day. No, we

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<v Speaker 1>should have that. We should have National only child Day

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<v Speaker 1>and people should put a picture of themselves. So it

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<v Speaker 1>took me a long time to find that picture, and

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<v Speaker 1>I had to crop out my dad Tony if you

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<v Speaker 1>look below, if you look at my sister's shirt closely,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the top of my father's head. Was he crouched

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<v Speaker 1>down between the three year he was crouching down and

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<v Speaker 1>he had my neck tiger hidding Tony, Yes, Tony the

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<v Speaker 1>tiger him. Yeah. He had my nephew Lucas next to him,

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<v Speaker 1>so he was crouching down. But I'm like, I'm sorry, Tony,

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<v Speaker 1>you've been cut out of this picture because it's the

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<v Speaker 1>only existing photo where my sister and me and my

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<v Speaker 1>sister and my brother. Here we go with that. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get into that right now, me and my sister

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<v Speaker 1>and brother in the same picture together, my sister, my brother. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>you're fine, alright, so fine, but let's move on to

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<v Speaker 1>this now because this totally was a mind fun. We

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<v Speaker 1>have a rule. You're going to correct people, be right.

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<v Speaker 1>That's rule number one of correcting people. We had a

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<v Speaker 1>problem yesterday, yesterday, it was two days ago, whatever it was.

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<v Speaker 1>So we were talking about how Scary and Gandhi are

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<v Speaker 1>going to Singapore, which we have to talk about that

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<v Speaker 1>in a little while as well. You're leaving on the twelfth,

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<v Speaker 1>which is tomorrow. We're recording this on the eleventh Saturday Saturday. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm leaving tomorrow from from my vacation. We'll talk about

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<v Speaker 1>that too. So anyway, so I was on the air

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<v Speaker 1>and I was excited, but I was also cognizant of cognizant.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it's what spell what is Z not an S,

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<v Speaker 1>don't correct us, don't tweet us, cognizant c O G

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<v Speaker 1>N I Z A N T. So I was cognizant

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<v Speaker 1>that the whole me and I, you and me, me

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<v Speaker 1>and you. We've learned on the podcast the right way

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<v Speaker 1>to say it. So when we were on the Big

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<v Speaker 1>Show and I was talking about my trip to Singapore,

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<v Speaker 1>I said the following, all right, scary, what's up with you?

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<v Speaker 1>The radio station is sending me and Gandhi to Singapore

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<v Speaker 1>this Saturday, Me and Gandy? Can we discuss how you

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<v Speaker 1>said me and Gandhi? Correct and Gandhi? Either way, it's correct.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm just walking. I would put Gandhi first, Gandhi

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<v Speaker 1>and me to Singapore. And by the way, I was

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and sure about it. When I play that again, playing,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll cocky, you are all right, scary? What's up with you?

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<v Speaker 1>The radio station is sending me and Gandhi to Singapore

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<v Speaker 1>this Saturday, Me and Gandy. Can we discuss how you

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<v Speaker 1>said me and Gandhi. Yeah, it's correct, correct because I

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<v Speaker 1>knew that me and Gandhi or Gandhi and me are

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<v Speaker 1>correct because the sentence was the radio station is sending

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<v Speaker 1>me and Gandhi. Now you couldn't say me and Gandhia

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<v Speaker 1>go to Singapore. That's different. But the radio station is

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<v Speaker 1>sending me and the Singapore Gandhi and Me. But then

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<v Speaker 1>the text messages blew up, started yelling at night, every

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<v Speaker 1>one of you bastards, And I'm like, learned anything from

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<v Speaker 1>the Brook boys. Those people may not be slices, so

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<v Speaker 1>I have to give them the benefit of doubt. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think they are. However, remember if he had said

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<v Speaker 1>the radio station is sending Gandhi and I, you couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>say the radio station is sending I. It doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you know the right. But everybody's texting it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gone. Do you know? Do you know right now?

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<v Speaker 1>This you can just search for and me and I

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<v Speaker 1>on Google and you'll get websites that explain it. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I was happy. I took a victory. Yes you did, so,

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<v Speaker 1>I tweeted. I texted back a couple of bowl and

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<v Speaker 1>explain the rule to them, and one person wrote back,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, so sorry, And one person wrote back, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty is something like twenty two years of English teaching

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<v Speaker 1>and school. All my teachers have been wrong. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot believe I've been misled. So yeah, yeah, you're welcome. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Speakery Jones in with the grammar. That's very night. No

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<v Speaker 1>grammar police, no, no, none, You've got a citation of

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<v Speaker 1>award from the Grammar Very proud of you. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>could tell you right now that I'm proud and excited

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<v Speaker 1>that I am going to Singapore. Uh, you know that,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what that clips. I'm a little I'm a little

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<v Speaker 1>jealous as much as I don't like it's the longest

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<v Speaker 1>commercial flight in the world. Yeah, this is the longest

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<v Speaker 1>direct direct flight. Yeah. Well, let's if it's two flights,

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<v Speaker 1>then it's not a flight. So right, Singapore Airlines is

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<v Speaker 1>sending me and Gandhi. That's right, absolutely right. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say it again, me and Gandhi to Singapore and and

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<v Speaker 1>we are gonna be landing at Changi airport. Changi Airport

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<v Speaker 1>is apparently a city in of it itself. The reason

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<v Speaker 1>why they want to send us is they want to

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<v Speaker 1>They say, look, you guys are going on vacation. We

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<v Speaker 1>want you to go report back on your vacation. So

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<v Speaker 1>while the show is playing these best of shows next week,

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<v Speaker 1>while the whole show was on vacation, we're technically working. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's it's a little bit of a stretch

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<v Speaker 1>of the imagination to think that sending us. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you should hit the jingle. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you should hit the jingle. Yeah, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>hit the jingle. They're paying me to god far from

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<v Speaker 1>a product endorsement. Let me who wouldn't talk about it

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<v Speaker 1>and scream from the mountaintops if they were being sent

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<v Speaker 1>around halfway around the world the spore, I would imagine

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<v Speaker 1>people in Singapore don't want to go back. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>here's the here's here. It is all right. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you don't love flying. Oh no, I'm going. If they

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<v Speaker 1>say you can, I can go. They said, yeah, if

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<v Speaker 1>they said, I have to figure out a way to

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<v Speaker 1>get Now, it's not the flying because the planes I

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<v Speaker 1>looked up to was at Singapore. It's Singapore Airlines. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a commercial. It's a nine flight. I google video on YouTube,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I went on YouTube by google the videos

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<v Speaker 1>and they all come up on YouTube. Of course, there's

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<v Speaker 1>videos of what first it's business class. It's called business class.

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<v Speaker 1>There is no first class on this plane between us.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it's for us class and quotes. It's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>The only two classes on the plane our business and

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<v Speaker 1>Premium Economy. And follow the radio station shelled out to

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<v Speaker 1>have us both and our guests and and a support

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<v Speaker 1>staff of our producer Jake and and from the twentiesomething

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<v Speaker 1>is doing nothing podcasts right, and Jeff Smith, our engineer,

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<v Speaker 1>and a couple of sales people all fly. Now here's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing, there's a lot of pressure on you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Why you know why readings. I was in those meetings.

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<v Speaker 1>So they paid for commerce, they've paid for commercial campaign.

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<v Speaker 1>They paid for us to do these cut ins next

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<v Speaker 1>weeks during the show. That will be the only new

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<v Speaker 1>content during next week's show. But here's why this press

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<v Speaker 1>should be all of us broadcasting live from there. If

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<v Speaker 1>the if the fantastic people of the Singapore tourism and

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<v Speaker 1>the airport and all those people are happy. If they

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<v Speaker 1>love what we do actual we do, there's a chance

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<v Speaker 1>they may send the whole Elvistra in morning show. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm counting on your brother my job. I'm counting on

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<v Speaker 1>me too. You're not the first person that said that

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<v Speaker 1>get drunk and fall asleep in the airport for three days.

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<v Speaker 1>Since they guess it's scary, you've got to knock it

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<v Speaker 1>out of the point. Yeah, I could sweet for you

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<v Speaker 1>if that's what it takes. Because the more love they see,

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<v Speaker 1>the more of a chance that the whole show is

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<v Speaker 1>going to get to go. Now, this food there you've

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<v Speaker 1>never eaten. Well that that's the next part of it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm worried about. So you have to like

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<v Speaker 1>Gandhi has been all over the you know, Asia, and

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<v Speaker 1>she's she's you know, she's world. She's eating food and

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<v Speaker 1>all over the world. You have not. No, I have not.

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<v Speaker 1>I've I'm lucky that I've gotten out of Brooklyn and

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<v Speaker 1>and so I've never I've never ever been in Asia.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been close. Um. The light pattern on this

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<v Speaker 1>flight again, nineteen hours on this one flight goes up,

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<v Speaker 1>it goes north, goes goes over the north Pole. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't fly east or west style over Santa Claus style.

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<v Speaker 1>And and so yes, sponsor Changi Airport is they want

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<v Speaker 1>us to see what's going on there. The world's largest

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<v Speaker 1>indoor waterfall is at this Changy airport. And imagine this

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<v Speaker 1>is what this freaks me out because I looked it

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<v Speaker 1>up online and now, by the way, it's it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>a rainforest. Imagine that you're going on vacation or a

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<v Speaker 1>business trip and it's to the airport, like it's the

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<v Speaker 1>airport that's that's sending you there. Because the airport is

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<v Speaker 1>so unbelievable. They want people to fly, so show up.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not a commercial for me. I'm I'm genuinely

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<v Speaker 1>amazed at the getting paid to go. So they're paying

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<v Speaker 1>me to go. But the point is you grammatically correct

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<v Speaker 1>and that's the most blood thing. And and yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait for the trip to to sample foods that

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had in my life. Um and now they said,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to go bungee jumping or zip lining?

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<v Speaker 1>You said that that was I said, I said none

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<v Speaker 1>of the above. I'll hang out by the pool. If

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<v Speaker 1>if you've ever seen the film Crazy Rich Asians. You've

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<v Speaker 1>already seen what I'm about to see. Uh, They're they're

0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:23.040
<v Speaker 1>taking us on this They're taking us on this botanical

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<v Speaker 1>garden tour. We're gonna go at night. We're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>brunch in the botanical gardens. It's gonna be a butterfly

0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:31.920
<v Speaker 1>thing we're gonna have. I don't know. I'll report back

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<v Speaker 1>to you whether you care. I don't know if people

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<v Speaker 1>care or not. But I don't know. It's just an

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<v Speaker 1>experience of a lifetime, and I'm really humbled to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to be given the opportunity. Just while we're talking,

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<v Speaker 1>I I googled fifteen best Singapore dishes. Now a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of them look like variations of Asian food you might

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<v Speaker 1>have had before, right, little like tie or Chinese, very similar,

0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.600
<v Speaker 1>not exactly. Don't think of Singapore not only a city.

0:14:55.680 --> 0:15:00.000
<v Speaker 1>It's its own country. Singapore is its own country. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just further information, all right. So number six on

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<v Speaker 1>this list, well, let's go to like I just randomly

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<v Speaker 1>number three laksa rice noodles and a spicy coconut soup

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<v Speaker 1>with shrimp, fish cakes, egg and chicken. Sounds good across

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<v Speaker 1>between Chinese and Malaysian cuisine. Like I said, this similarities

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<v Speaker 1>to other Asian foods that you've eaten. Number four is okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing my best here. Char quaite towel, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's I'm trying to pronounce it right, Broad white noodles

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<v Speaker 1>fried with black soyer sauce, bean sprouts, fish cake, clams,

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<v Speaker 1>and Chinese sausage. I'm in. I'm good. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>would probably without the bean sprouts, no vege. Now wait

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, it comes to number six. Barbecute sting right. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>here's the first line. Doesn't make sense to me. Originating

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<v Speaker 1>in the streets. Barbecute sting ray has become a popular

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<v Speaker 1>seafood dish down the streets. I'm pretty sure it originated

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<v Speaker 1>in the ocean. I'm calling with that the classic. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the talking about the street food. Apparently their street food

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<v Speaker 1>in Singapore is as good as the foods you can

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<v Speaker 1>get in restaurant. Okay, here's another dish. Number seven, fish

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<v Speaker 1>head curry. That's what Elvis was talking. A huge fish

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<v Speaker 1>head and vegetables cooked in a curry, served with rice

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<v Speaker 1>or bread. So I would just order that, no fish head,

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<v Speaker 1>no vegetables, no problem, the problem. Okay, So Elvis is

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<v Speaker 1>like sat tee. You've had si and chaw suey meats

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<v Speaker 1>on rice with noodles. That looks fine. And oyster omelet.

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<v Speaker 1>You like oysters an egg omelet unless they get the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong omelet, like in that dinam we were at. Yeah, so, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this this is bach Cootell Park Rip soup. I'd eat that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think good shape you think so. But Elvis did

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<v Speaker 1>say that I might get freaked out by the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that there's a fish head floating in in soup. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I said, you know what, if it tastes good,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in. You've heard the song fish heads, right, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>eat them up? Yum. Uh desserts by that's by Barnes

0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:57.640
<v Speaker 1>and Barnes. Barns and Barns. Uh So speaking of Barns

0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:02.160
<v Speaker 1>and Barns old school, they were do DJ the Lawyers.

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<v Speaker 1>No so Barnes. I grew up listening to Dr Demento,

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<v Speaker 1>which is still on the radio. He used to play

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<v Speaker 1>song parodies and I didn't know hen syndicated. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>just had a birthday and we're that's we're weird. I

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<v Speaker 1>got his start. Wait. I used to send in tapes

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<v Speaker 1>to Drmento show, and I used to listen and Dr

0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Demento was like a syndicated thing on Saturday nights, would

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<v Speaker 1>call for like two hours and it would play like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>countdown of the funniest, dopious songs you know, like any

0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:26.480
<v Speaker 1>like Hello Moda, Hello Father, any stupid songs you've heard,

0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:28.760
<v Speaker 1>and weird Al used to send his stuff in. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how he got his break. And so I grew up

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<v Speaker 1>like on Saturday nights under the covers, listening to the

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<v Speaker 1>radio in my room so that no, my parents didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know I wasn't sleeping. And that's how I was exposed

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<v Speaker 1>to comedy radio, which is sort of how I ended

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<v Speaker 1>up doing this, you know what I do for a living.

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<v Speaker 1>And allegedly I didn't hear it, but if you look

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<v Speaker 1>at his playlists, he did play one of my Britney

0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Spears parodies many years ago. But Barnes and Barnes I

0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:50.920
<v Speaker 1>thought were like two comedians, like, oh, Barnes and Barnes,

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<v Speaker 1>these guys are great. They sent it a lot of bits.

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<v Speaker 1>They're actually two radio guys, a guy and a girl.

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<v Speaker 1>I think maybe one man and woman who did radio

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<v Speaker 1>bits and sent them in. I didn't know that they

0:17:59.720 --> 0:18:02.080
<v Speaker 1>have a bums out, but they were just morning show

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<v Speaker 1>DJ's like, I think we have it. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a morning show DJ, but I just meant,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, one of the odds we have fish heads?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think of fish heads? Just play a clip.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a stupid song. And I don't even know if no,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we have it. We really You can't search

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<v Speaker 1>for fish heads on the eye in this computer doesn't work.

0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:23.639
<v Speaker 1>It was Sammy Davis Juniors computer. Yeah, okay, that's an

0:18:23.640 --> 0:18:25.159
<v Speaker 1>old reference. I would have said our boss, but that

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't do that. Heads. Okay, here fish heads. It's thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>oh look at this, Brodie, what was you got it? False?

0:18:37.119 --> 0:18:56.960
<v Speaker 1>Have worried false, false false, have old fun upon false, mourning, laughing, happy,

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<v Speaker 1>fish heads ninged, floating in the soup. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I need to be tripping on acid. That's the guy

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<v Speaker 1>that it must have been. Anyway, the song he breaks

0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:19.840
<v Speaker 1>into like a rap. But this is some seventies this song.

0:19:20.520 --> 0:19:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Why is it compared because they played in the eighties

0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:26.960
<v Speaker 1>that all the way they owe royalties out the Chipmunks,

0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:30.960
<v Speaker 1>because that's that's a rip off of the Chipmunks song.

0:19:31.400 --> 0:19:33.280
<v Speaker 1>But at some point he goes pulling fish heads. We've

0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:36.359
<v Speaker 1>never seen drinking cappuccino and Titan restaurants oriental women. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>he does like a breakdown in the middle. Okay, anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the kind of crap I grew up on, and

0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:42.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm here today now thinks so. Yeah, so that was

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<v Speaker 1>number six on the list of foods and single You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta eat a fish head. I'm gonna do it, and

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<v Speaker 1>that that is my challenge to myself. It's getting hoaking

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<v Speaker 1>right at you. I'm gonna have I'm gonna have an

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<v Speaker 1>open mind to try Anything's gonna be eating an open

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<v Speaker 1>mind and fish head and I will be eating. I

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<v Speaker 1>will eat anything once. That's all I said. Something's like

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<v Speaker 1>go back for gentlemen. You heard that? Yes? Uh so

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<v Speaker 1>you So if they put like a scorpion in front

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<v Speaker 1>of you with curry like bamboo and it's dead, I

0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:09.920
<v Speaker 1>don't want you need a scorpion. I would not eat

0:20:09.960 --> 0:20:14.720
<v Speaker 1>a live animal, would you? Would you? Would you? But

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't try anything knowing you're disdained. They wouldn't try

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<v Speaker 1>any vegetables. I don't like ice in my diet. So

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<v Speaker 1>you think from gallions you're gonna try a no no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no not doing it. Do it tastes just like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care what it tastes. Something cut off for this

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<v Speaker 1>trip except for the zip line part. Yeah, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>a zip liner. No, you're selling on a bungee jumper.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna take us to the market where they filmed

0:20:43.520 --> 0:20:45.719
<v Speaker 1>crazy rich Asians in that film they have like they

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<v Speaker 1>go to this crazy market with all this awesome food

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<v Speaker 1>from the Asian culture. I am willing to Well, actually

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<v Speaker 1>I can walk down the street for that, couldn't I

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<v Speaker 1>at Chinatown? Yeah you could, Well you only get Chinese though,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'll eat a golden duck, golden goose. That's up.

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<v Speaker 1>Even go to Chinatown and you see the these golden

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<v Speaker 1>when the dead birds hanging in the wind, they're peaking

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<v Speaker 1>ducks and they're golden brown. There peaking ducks. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>style of cooking. What are you sure about that? I know,

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<v Speaker 1>peaking duck is like when you put the art in

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<v Speaker 1>the pink sols. So we're here in in Chinatown. You

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<v Speaker 1>walk by these stores and they have golden brown fully

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<v Speaker 1>cooked goose or geese. I think they're ducks, and they're

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<v Speaker 1>like they have their beaks on it and everything. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a pecking duck a k I N. But that's not peaking.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pecking. So peaking duck is not what's hanging in

0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:42.160
<v Speaker 1>the hanging on these in the stores. No, no, there's

0:21:42.200 --> 0:21:46.520
<v Speaker 1>pecking ducks. Maybe I'm wrong. I think they're just ducks.

0:21:46.760 --> 0:21:50.480
<v Speaker 1>They're just ducks. They're fully cooked, they're wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm no. I'm seeing videos raising pecking ducks and raising

0:21:54.520 --> 0:22:00.160
<v Speaker 1>peaking ducks a German pecking. I think the videos are

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<v Speaker 1>just wrong pecking pekin anyway, all right, but we digress,

0:22:05.440 --> 0:22:08.439
<v Speaker 1>as we've been doing for the past twenty minutes. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>So oh, they were hatched in pea king. They're birds

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<v Speaker 1>from peeking. What they're called pecking? Hold on, pop sugar?

0:22:17.160 --> 0:22:19.040
<v Speaker 1>Hold on? Is it peaking duck or peck and duck?

0:22:19.760 --> 0:22:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Only one letters separates a peck and duck for peaking duck.

0:22:22.440 --> 0:22:25.919
<v Speaker 1>The terms are often used interchangeably, but one letter can

0:22:25.960 --> 0:22:28.720
<v Speaker 1>be a big difference. A peck and duck is a

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<v Speaker 1>breed of duck, also known as Long Island duck, so

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<v Speaker 1>much to learn. Peeking duck is a famous roast duck

0:22:35.240 --> 0:22:38.960
<v Speaker 1>dish that comes from China as what I said. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know stuff stuff about ducks. You want to You

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<v Speaker 1>know that guy Broady, he knows ducks. Luck sauce not

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<v Speaker 1>made from ducks. You know what else about ducks. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to be order corrected in my phone. I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't when I would never ever write the UK ducking

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<v Speaker 1>ducking Well, if you're dunk in some check, you might be.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to talk to her. She's calling you.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, no, I'm I'm ducking Maria. Don't try and

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<v Speaker 1>to correct my f to a D. But what if

0:23:05.400 --> 0:23:07.800
<v Speaker 1>you were telling somebody who ducking Maria? You texted you're

0:23:07.800 --> 0:23:09.640
<v Speaker 1>fucking Maria. I thought you were trying to avoid this girl.

0:23:09.680 --> 0:23:14.119
<v Speaker 1>Why I know when I get angry right and all caps.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm all caps in and I'm writing, fucking like,

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<v Speaker 1>stop fucking texting like I do to Greg T a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>because texts NonStop, right, I don't mean ducking right, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a good point. I don't mean ducking if it's all caps, ever,

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<v Speaker 1>whenever reason to do it. That Android doesn't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Although Alexa, I'm sorry if you guys have so, I've

0:23:36.440 --> 0:23:39.960
<v Speaker 1>been trying to get Alexa to curse so she'll sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>say asshole, but she's then sometimes in the context. Well

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<v Speaker 1>that's the thing. There's certain words you can say. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I could say Alexa defined Brodie. Oh nice. So I

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<v Speaker 1>tried it when I was working with it. So I

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<v Speaker 1>think if you say, like, um, you are an asshole,

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<v Speaker 1>she she she won't say asshole. You can't say repeat

0:24:01.359 --> 0:24:03.639
<v Speaker 1>after me. No, now you can. If you say do

0:24:03.800 --> 0:24:06.159
<v Speaker 1>me in the asshole, she won't say that. But if

0:24:06.280 --> 0:24:09.680
<v Speaker 1>they do me in the ass she'll say it. I

0:24:09.720 --> 0:24:11.640
<v Speaker 1>don't know, because I don't think she knows. I don't

0:24:11.680 --> 0:24:14.679
<v Speaker 1>think she knows every combination of dirty words. So they

0:24:14.760 --> 0:24:17.520
<v Speaker 1>have to pre program all the things for her to avoid.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's no way to get it a curse, like

0:24:19.600 --> 0:24:21.480
<v Speaker 1>there's no parental setting, or you can turn it off

0:24:21.760 --> 0:24:23.840
<v Speaker 1>like I said, can I get you a curse or

0:24:23.880 --> 0:24:25.960
<v Speaker 1>go you need to put in that suggestion or you

0:24:26.040 --> 0:24:30.440
<v Speaker 1>need to contact Amazon. She won't. Like, there's no adult

0:24:30.520 --> 0:24:33.359
<v Speaker 1>thing you can turn off like a child proof. You

0:24:33.680 --> 0:24:36.000
<v Speaker 1>can't get it a curse. I need an adult smart speaker.

0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:38.680
<v Speaker 1>But someone who's just gonna just tell it like it is,

0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:41.600
<v Speaker 1>just lay it out on the line. Well, you can

0:24:41.680 --> 0:24:44.840
<v Speaker 1>trick her into saying certain things and I forget what

0:24:45.000 --> 0:24:47.640
<v Speaker 1>sentence I use where she said asshole, but she won't

0:24:47.640 --> 0:24:50.440
<v Speaker 1>say asshole all the time, which is weird. She'll say

0:24:50.520 --> 0:24:51.879
<v Speaker 1>butth hole, but she won't you know what I mean?

0:24:52.119 --> 0:24:55.159
<v Speaker 1>Come on and she'll say ass Why do we have

0:24:55.280 --> 0:24:59.320
<v Speaker 1>to be so clean? So so pc? It's weird, But

0:24:59.440 --> 0:25:01.840
<v Speaker 1>have fun with her. Yeah, Like, look, I'm gonna tell

0:25:01.840 --> 0:25:03.400
<v Speaker 1>you like things you try if I tell you people

0:25:03.400 --> 0:25:05.159
<v Speaker 1>like why would you say that? To Alexa? You can

0:25:05.200 --> 0:25:08.720
<v Speaker 1>say lick my right, but you can't say touch mark

0:25:08.800 --> 0:25:11.280
<v Speaker 1>like there's certain they didn't program all of the options

0:25:12.000 --> 0:25:14.040
<v Speaker 1>for her not to say. You can get away with

0:25:14.119 --> 0:25:15.919
<v Speaker 1>working around if you figure out the words to use

0:25:17.359 --> 0:25:18.760
<v Speaker 1>a child. That's what I do. It's what you do

0:25:18.800 --> 0:25:21.159
<v Speaker 1>when you spare time trying to figure out ways to

0:25:21.240 --> 0:25:23.560
<v Speaker 1>trick Alexa into cursing. Where are you going on your

0:25:23.680 --> 0:25:26.400
<v Speaker 1>vacation now that we're off next week? I'm not getting paid,

0:25:26.480 --> 0:25:28.879
<v Speaker 1>so I'm allowed to talk about it. I'm going on

0:25:29.160 --> 0:25:32.399
<v Speaker 1>on Norwegian cruise right, but I'm not getting paid for

0:25:32.440 --> 0:25:34.520
<v Speaker 1>it's on sponsor for me, not a sponsor, no, but

0:25:34.560 --> 0:25:38.520
<v Speaker 1>it's the Boovi cruise that's get away to Paradise you're

0:25:38.520 --> 0:25:40.879
<v Speaker 1>going to be in your own now. There's two of them.

0:25:40.920 --> 0:25:43.879
<v Speaker 1>This was a tough choice because there's two Bongovi cruises.

0:25:43.960 --> 0:25:47.600
<v Speaker 1>There's one leaving the twelfth from Florida from Miami, which

0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:48.960
<v Speaker 1>is by the time you hear this, it's what I'm

0:25:48.960 --> 0:25:50.960
<v Speaker 1>going on, right, And then there's a nut so we're

0:25:51.000 --> 0:25:53.040
<v Speaker 1>off this week. It was like, perfect, I'm off. It's great.

0:25:53.440 --> 0:25:56.199
<v Speaker 1>There's another one in August from the Mediterranean. I think

0:25:56.240 --> 0:26:00.240
<v Speaker 1>it's from Barcelona. It leaves and it's the same week

0:26:00.280 --> 0:26:03.119
<v Speaker 1>we're off. So I may have to go again. I

0:26:03.160 --> 0:26:04.520
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I haven't figured it out yet. I may

0:26:04.560 --> 0:26:06.880
<v Speaker 1>go again. I don't know. I have decided. So I'm

0:26:06.920 --> 0:26:09.560
<v Speaker 1>going with my friend Robin. If you guys listened to

0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:12.680
<v Speaker 1>the fifteen Minute Morning Show. Rob has been my friends

0:26:12.720 --> 0:26:16.159
<v Speaker 1>since I'm seventeen years old, and we you know, we

0:26:16.440 --> 0:26:19.320
<v Speaker 1>worked together. We've been best friends forever. He moved to

0:26:19.400 --> 0:26:23.000
<v Speaker 1>South Carolina almost two years ago. I've seen him maybe

0:26:23.040 --> 0:26:25.680
<v Speaker 1>twice since then. We met in Florida, and then he

0:26:25.800 --> 0:26:27.440
<v Speaker 1>came to New York one weekend and he was on

0:26:27.520 --> 0:26:29.960
<v Speaker 1>the fifteen Minute Morning Show and I was talking about

0:26:30.000 --> 0:26:33.040
<v Speaker 1>his wife who he had married. Uh. He moved to

0:26:33.080 --> 0:26:37.720
<v Speaker 1>South Carolina. I was in genuine shock. I said, yeah,

0:26:37.800 --> 0:26:40.720
<v Speaker 1>your wife and he said, dude, I got divorced nine

0:26:40.760 --> 0:26:43.400
<v Speaker 1>months ago. And he said that in front of Brody

0:26:43.720 --> 0:26:47.080
<v Speaker 1>on the podcast of the Fifteen Minute Studio as it

0:26:47.200 --> 0:26:50.080
<v Speaker 1>was happening, and Brodie found out on the podcast that

0:26:50.200 --> 0:26:53.360
<v Speaker 1>he had been divorced. Right, I never never mentioned it. Well,

0:26:53.480 --> 0:26:55.040
<v Speaker 1>like it didn't come up. I'm like, what do you mean? Where? What?

0:26:55.320 --> 0:26:57.680
<v Speaker 1>What about you? I gotta say, moved there to spend

0:26:57.720 --> 0:26:59.560
<v Speaker 1>time when we're in a quiet environment, get a bigger

0:26:59.560 --> 0:27:02.720
<v Speaker 1>place to of and she never moved down there. I'm

0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:06.760
<v Speaker 1>genuinely looking forward to you having your vacation because you

0:27:06.840 --> 0:27:09.119
<v Speaker 1>guys are gonna be bros and you just gonna have

0:27:09.200 --> 0:27:11.080
<v Speaker 1>a lot in comment. You're not only we get to

0:27:11.119 --> 0:27:12.600
<v Speaker 1>be bros. We haven't been bros in a long time.

0:27:12.640 --> 0:27:14.480
<v Speaker 1>He moved away two years ago and he was sort

0:27:14.520 --> 0:27:16.679
<v Speaker 1>of engaged for a while, so he's been with her

0:27:17.040 --> 0:27:20.840
<v Speaker 1>you know that girl, And now we're bros on it

0:27:20.920 --> 0:27:22.639
<v Speaker 1>like with single dudes. For like, I'm not single, but

0:27:22.680 --> 0:27:24.520
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be single for five days on the cruise

0:27:25.000 --> 0:27:27.640
<v Speaker 1>and we get to see Bonjo. We perform John bon Joe,

0:27:27.680 --> 0:27:30.160
<v Speaker 1>we're not the band and we already we have ranged,

0:27:30.240 --> 0:27:32.160
<v Speaker 1>so Richie's not there. No, No, it's just for John

0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:34.480
<v Speaker 1>and the Kings of Suburbia is a great band that

0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:37.440
<v Speaker 1>he plays with. And everyone on the ship gets a

0:27:37.520 --> 0:27:41.320
<v Speaker 1>photo with John. So there you go, so instant gratifications.

0:27:41.440 --> 0:27:44.359
<v Speaker 1>You know, you don't have to lurk outside of his cabin. No,

0:27:44.560 --> 0:27:47.800
<v Speaker 1>and what's what's what's What's crazy? Stateroom? Many years ago,

0:27:47.960 --> 0:27:51.280
<v Speaker 1>knocking understanding years ago on the Elvis Dan Knock, Knock,

0:27:51.320 --> 0:27:53.040
<v Speaker 1>knocking on your statement on the Heaven Yet it's a

0:27:53.119 --> 0:27:56.120
<v Speaker 1>Fob Dylan song and we know um So many years

0:27:56.160 --> 0:27:58.720
<v Speaker 1>ago on the Elvis de Rand Show, John bon Jovi

0:27:58.800 --> 0:28:01.120
<v Speaker 1>and Richie Sambora came up to promote their new single.

0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:04.719
<v Speaker 1>At the time, I think it was it's my life, Well,

0:28:04.880 --> 0:28:06.159
<v Speaker 1>have a nice day. It was one of those two.

0:28:09.040 --> 0:28:10.879
<v Speaker 1>It was have a nice day, I remember when it was.

0:28:11.200 --> 0:28:13.000
<v Speaker 1>So they came in. The two of them played guitar

0:28:13.160 --> 0:28:16.399
<v Speaker 1>in our studio five ft away from me, right like,

0:28:16.680 --> 0:28:18.320
<v Speaker 1>let's gonna take pictures and this is the old studio

0:28:18.320 --> 0:28:21.800
<v Speaker 1>in New Jersey. Wait, and the picture was appropriate, right.

0:28:21.920 --> 0:28:24.360
<v Speaker 1>The picture wall was down the hall through a door

0:28:24.480 --> 0:28:27.680
<v Speaker 1>down the hall. It wasn't near the studio, so I

0:28:27.760 --> 0:28:30.320
<v Speaker 1>had to like finish up in the studio and there

0:28:30.359 --> 0:28:32.280
<v Speaker 1>was a long line of people getting pictures with them,

0:28:32.760 --> 0:28:35.879
<v Speaker 1>so I ran to the bathroom. I come back somehow

0:28:35.960 --> 0:28:38.600
<v Speaker 1>the line was done and they were gone and I

0:28:38.680 --> 0:28:41.720
<v Speaker 1>never got my picture with them. That's a long time ago.

0:28:42.320 --> 0:28:44.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting my picture of John. This is the time,

0:28:45.080 --> 0:28:49.960
<v Speaker 1>and I will tell you that I think that, Um, well,

0:28:50.000 --> 0:28:51.720
<v Speaker 1>first of all, I don't know if he's gonna play

0:28:51.920 --> 0:28:55.000
<v Speaker 1>mon Jovi songs. He's doing both. I don't think. I

0:28:55.080 --> 0:28:57.120
<v Speaker 1>think he's just gonna play John bon Jovi songs because

0:28:57.120 --> 0:29:00.040
<v Speaker 1>it was the time where he did stuff stuff, and

0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:04.160
<v Speaker 1>he's got a lot of glory. Not dude, he's gonna

0:29:04.160 --> 0:29:07.000
<v Speaker 1>play You think he's gonna play Yes, and get their

0:29:07.040 --> 0:29:10.080
<v Speaker 1>bon Jovi music collective Soul from the nineties. There on

0:29:10.200 --> 0:29:12.640
<v Speaker 1>the ship, Tonic is on the ship to man it's

0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:15.160
<v Speaker 1>a whole weekend of concerts. But there's a band, a

0:29:15.240 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 1>cover band on the ship called Slippery when Wet that's

0:29:18.200 --> 0:29:20.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna be doing bon Jovi cover band cover. Here's the thing.

0:29:20.760 --> 0:29:22.840
<v Speaker 1>John doesn't get on the ship till Saturday. We leave

0:29:22.880 --> 0:29:26.760
<v Speaker 1>on Friday. The cover band plays on Friday. Imagine if

0:29:26.800 --> 0:29:28.560
<v Speaker 1>they had the balls to play when he was on

0:29:28.640 --> 0:29:30.360
<v Speaker 1>the ship. Well, I was gonna say, would he step

0:29:30.440 --> 0:29:34.520
<v Speaker 1>up on stage? And he's done that before. So there's

0:29:34.560 --> 0:29:38.040
<v Speaker 1>a place in New Jersey called Long Beach Island, uh,

0:29:38.240 --> 0:29:42.040
<v Speaker 1>the LBI we know it as. And one time at

0:29:42.120 --> 0:29:44.840
<v Speaker 1>this place, I want to say, it was Joe Pops Okay,

0:29:44.960 --> 0:29:48.560
<v Speaker 1>one of the bars, not a sponsor, and there was

0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:50.840
<v Speaker 1>a cover band up there and they were doing Living

0:29:50.920 --> 0:29:55.320
<v Speaker 1>on a Prayer. Unbeknownst to them, John bon Jovi was

0:29:55.440 --> 0:29:59.120
<v Speaker 1>in the audience while they started playing the song. He

0:29:59.280 --> 0:30:03.960
<v Speaker 1>emerges for nowhere and jumps on the stage and sings

0:30:04.440 --> 0:30:06.680
<v Speaker 1>Living on a Prayer with this band and then charges

0:30:06.720 --> 0:30:09.960
<v Speaker 1>them royalty fees. You might have been the band slippery Way.

0:30:10.040 --> 0:30:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Who knows, but I think there's video, there's YouTube video

0:30:13.080 --> 0:30:15.520
<v Speaker 1>of this, or it's an urban legend that I'm making

0:30:15.560 --> 0:30:20.080
<v Speaker 1>it up. But can you imagine would you ship yourself

0:30:20.560 --> 0:30:23.600
<v Speaker 1>if you're a cover band playing bon Jovies songs, or

0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:27.120
<v Speaker 1>let's say you're playing you know, for you kiss covers

0:30:27.240 --> 0:30:32.440
<v Speaker 1>or whatever, and the fucking the lead singer of or

0:30:32.600 --> 0:30:35.200
<v Speaker 1>any member of that real band shows up and just

0:30:35.320 --> 0:30:38.280
<v Speaker 1>jumps on stage and jamming out with you, similar to

0:30:38.400 --> 0:30:43.880
<v Speaker 1>that um Judas Priest got when Rob Halpford left the

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:46.200
<v Speaker 1>band Judas Priest, they got a guy from a Judas

0:30:46.240 --> 0:30:49.120
<v Speaker 1>Priest cover band. That's where the movie what's that movie?

0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:53.680
<v Speaker 1>Rock Star? Oh? God? With um? It was no, No,

0:30:53.800 --> 0:30:58.160
<v Speaker 1>it was the one with um. Uh not Britney Murphy. Nope,

0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:04.160
<v Speaker 1>the one with the athletic almost famous almost famous with

0:31:04.240 --> 0:31:08.000
<v Speaker 1>what's her name? Right? God, my mother's famous. I can't

0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:10.880
<v Speaker 1>at the Hudson. Yeah, so that that movie is really

0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:12.960
<v Speaker 1>about that guy. And and in case people are yelling

0:31:13.000 --> 0:31:16.080
<v Speaker 1>at the at their phones right now. A Journey also

0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:19.000
<v Speaker 1>also got their lead singer when Steve Perry left from

0:31:19.440 --> 0:31:21.280
<v Speaker 1>I think he's Malaysian or he's from Singapore. Wait a

0:31:21.320 --> 0:31:25.160
<v Speaker 1>minute from Singapore? From Singapore, hold on, get out of here,

0:31:26.880 --> 0:31:29.200
<v Speaker 1>hold on. So so, speaking of singers, they got him

0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:33.520
<v Speaker 1>of YouTube. Um, and I think he's from I know

0:31:33.640 --> 0:31:36.680
<v Speaker 1>he's Asian. One more note on Singapore. Uh. So our

0:31:36.760 --> 0:31:40.239
<v Speaker 1>friends Sisany who is a co host from Manila. He's

0:31:40.240 --> 0:31:43.240
<v Speaker 1>from Minila, from Okay. So our our co host co

0:31:43.520 --> 0:31:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Siany from the Ryan Seacrest Show in Los Angeles. She

0:31:46.280 --> 0:31:49.880
<v Speaker 1>got to do the Ryon's co host. Yes, she's Ryan's

0:31:49.880 --> 0:31:54.520
<v Speaker 1>co host, co worker Ryan Cea Crests co co host. Um,

0:31:54.920 --> 0:31:57.200
<v Speaker 1>she got to go on the Singapore trip. Do you

0:31:57.360 --> 0:32:00.160
<v Speaker 1>know that while she was getting her bags in Los

0:32:00.200 --> 0:32:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Angeles l a X and she was leaving the trip

0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:07.320
<v Speaker 1>at the very last minute. As she's picking up her bags,

0:32:07.680 --> 0:32:10.520
<v Speaker 1>she runs right into the lead actor from Crazy Rich

0:32:10.600 --> 0:32:13.440
<v Speaker 1>Asians who was on that fly. She got a picture

0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:15.960
<v Speaker 1>with us. Talk about the ultimate ending to your trip

0:32:16.000 --> 0:32:19.880
<v Speaker 1>to Singapore is getting a freaking selfie? Were the lead anyway?

0:32:19.920 --> 0:32:21.880
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to that. We've spent a lot of

0:32:21.920 --> 0:32:25.560
<v Speaker 1>time talking about our niceties and pleasantries. One more thing

0:32:25.600 --> 0:32:27.360
<v Speaker 1>we had to talk about, right is the is the

0:32:27.400 --> 0:32:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Mets game? Ah, that's right. You and I went to

0:32:30.120 --> 0:32:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Opening Day. We had a great time. Yeah, and and

0:32:32.760 --> 0:32:34.960
<v Speaker 1>so we sort of teased what was gonna happen and

0:32:35.040 --> 0:32:36.800
<v Speaker 1>what we were hoping to do, right, and we gotta,

0:32:36.800 --> 0:32:38.880
<v Speaker 1>we gotta, we gotta update everybody on what happened. Yes,

0:32:38.960 --> 0:32:41.360
<v Speaker 1>because we thought we were excited and now we may

0:32:41.400 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 1>not be right. But we did take the train there,

0:32:44.160 --> 0:32:47.520
<v Speaker 1>which totally we lost out on the opportunity to do

0:32:47.640 --> 0:32:51.000
<v Speaker 1>what you maybe tailgate. We could have. Tailgate also made

0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:54.320
<v Speaker 1>me overpay. We could have brought our our broommate products

0:32:54.360 --> 0:32:58.040
<v Speaker 1>with us because I had mind ready to go. We

0:32:58.160 --> 0:33:00.520
<v Speaker 1>were going to Tailgate. We were good to go park

0:33:00.560 --> 0:33:02.760
<v Speaker 1>in the lot, but we didn't. But next time, for

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:06.040
<v Speaker 1>sure we will. This guy he turned twenty one and

0:33:06.120 --> 0:33:07.720
<v Speaker 1>he was an entrepreneur, and he says, you know what,

0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:11.360
<v Speaker 1>he was sick of warm alcohol. I mean, if you

0:33:11.400 --> 0:33:13.840
<v Speaker 1>think about it, it's lousy when it's warm. So he

0:33:13.960 --> 0:33:17.440
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0:33:23.840 --> 0:33:26.520
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<v Speaker 1>I told you guys last week I ordered two wine selators, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And originally my wife was like, pick out whatever colors

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<v Speaker 1>you want. I don't I don't know, uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen them. I don't know what they are exactly.

0:33:51.040 --> 0:33:52.960
<v Speaker 1>I said, great, I'm gonna order them for myself. So

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<v Speaker 1>I picked out a navy I told you, I picked

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<v Speaker 1>out the glitter peacock. Now you put you put your

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess what I lost the glitter peacock one.

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<v Speaker 1>You did, yeah, because my wife and it was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a bottle of wine I need to keep cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh that looks really nice. I said, yeah, but you

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<v Speaker 1>told me you did. I want to go to peacock

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<v Speaker 1>one just well, I like that one better. You're the

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<v Speaker 1>one that I picked out, and I was daring. I

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<v Speaker 1>dot com and Scary. Are you happy now? I'm so excited.

0:35:16.960 --> 0:35:21.880
<v Speaker 1>That's me. That one's music to my ears. It's about

0:35:21.920 --> 0:35:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Todd I how to have the jingle singers come back

0:35:23.719 --> 0:35:29.080
<v Speaker 1>in for you do sound right? Even the singers were

0:35:29.120 --> 0:35:33.640
<v Speaker 1>like a flow screw you Brody to use auto tune

0:35:33.680 --> 0:35:35.919
<v Speaker 1>and pitch shift, all these things in the little little

0:35:35.960 --> 0:35:39.400
<v Speaker 1>pitchy Dog, Little pitchy Dog. Yeah. Um, all right, so

0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:43.640
<v Speaker 1>the met game, we about the game. We taught that. Okay.

0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:46.920
<v Speaker 1>So first of all, uh, Scary was paranoid. You were

0:35:46.960 --> 0:35:49.799
<v Speaker 1>paranoid a boy getting there on time. So rather than

0:35:49.880 --> 0:35:54.359
<v Speaker 1>buy all right, it was opening day, you gotta take

0:35:54.400 --> 0:35:56.640
<v Speaker 1>in the air. You gotta walk around the card I know,

0:35:57.120 --> 0:36:01.560
<v Speaker 1>to field baseball coming back into your lungs normally. So

0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:03.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm Mike Brodie. I want to get there. No less

0:36:03.760 --> 0:36:06.160
<v Speaker 1>than an hour before the game. Right, So there was

0:36:06.280 --> 0:36:07.920
<v Speaker 1>a Penn station in New York as we can buy

0:36:07.920 --> 0:36:11.479
<v Speaker 1>the tickets right underneath Madison s o'clock start. Okay, great,

0:36:11.680 --> 0:36:14.560
<v Speaker 1>but they they're renovating. They're doing this massive renovation. They're

0:36:14.600 --> 0:36:17.960
<v Speaker 1>ripping everything out, walls everywhere. So we couldn't find the

0:36:18.040 --> 0:36:20.560
<v Speaker 1>ticket area. So he's like, let's just go. So we

0:36:20.640 --> 0:36:22.759
<v Speaker 1>got on the train, We get there, we get off

0:36:22.800 --> 0:36:24.080
<v Speaker 1>the train, and we had to buy the tickets from

0:36:24.160 --> 0:36:26.279
<v Speaker 1>from the conductor guy once you get off the train.

0:36:26.719 --> 0:36:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, full price, no discount. It's double double. It

0:36:30.200 --> 0:36:32.600
<v Speaker 1>was double the price double there. Couldn't wait ten minutes,

0:36:32.960 --> 0:36:35.399
<v Speaker 1>so double the price. But the problem is I still

0:36:35.560 --> 0:36:38.719
<v Speaker 1>I owe you five dollars at some point, at some point, Yeah,

0:36:38.760 --> 0:36:41.520
<v Speaker 1>please buy me a steak. Uh yeah, right after you

0:36:41.600 --> 0:36:45.080
<v Speaker 1>buy me one stake of a bit. Anyway, we we

0:36:45.200 --> 0:36:48.040
<v Speaker 1>we paid. We got to the game, and uh I

0:36:48.160 --> 0:36:50.800
<v Speaker 1>double the price. The price, and with only twenty minutes

0:36:50.840 --> 0:36:53.560
<v Speaker 1>to spare before first pitch, and we bumped into some

0:36:53.680 --> 0:36:56.120
<v Speaker 1>some friends. But we didn't see any celebrities though, because

0:36:56.160 --> 0:36:58.960
<v Speaker 1>we got there late. We didn't Okay, I was ready

0:36:58.960 --> 0:37:00.839
<v Speaker 1>to leave here at ten thirty that morning. We were

0:37:00.880 --> 0:37:03.000
<v Speaker 1>standing by the Jerry Sein felt sweet and he was

0:37:03.000 --> 0:37:05.120
<v Speaker 1>already in his suite. We didn't get to see him nothing.

0:37:05.440 --> 0:37:08.200
<v Speaker 1>So uh we get to our seats at scary went

0:37:08.320 --> 0:37:11.880
<v Speaker 1>through the list of food at City Field like a

0:37:11.920 --> 0:37:15.520
<v Speaker 1>hot knife through butter. God, what didn't you have opening

0:37:15.600 --> 0:37:18.120
<v Speaker 1>day at the ballpark to try everything? We got our,

0:37:18.200 --> 0:37:20.120
<v Speaker 1>We got our, We got good seats, right we got

0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:22.279
<v Speaker 1>and we got good seats. Shout out to the people

0:37:22.280 --> 0:37:24.600
<v Speaker 1>who got us too, good seats. No names, and uh

0:37:24.880 --> 0:37:26.480
<v Speaker 1>we were we were close to the door we told

0:37:26.520 --> 0:37:28.239
<v Speaker 1>you about last we guys listen in order, so you know,

0:37:28.920 --> 0:37:33.000
<v Speaker 1>the door angels was singing, so like it's opening day,

0:37:33.160 --> 0:37:35.840
<v Speaker 1>So here's what I'm gonna do. I I was like,

0:37:35.920 --> 0:37:38.160
<v Speaker 1>you know what, There was people coming out of the door,

0:37:38.560 --> 0:37:41.200
<v Speaker 1>but I didn't see anybody guarding the door. So we

0:37:41.360 --> 0:37:45.040
<v Speaker 1>just walked right in the door, like oh uh, because

0:37:45.040 --> 0:37:47.200
<v Speaker 1>there's a bathroom in there, Like, oh, there's a bathroom.

0:37:47.440 --> 0:37:50.000
<v Speaker 1>We walked in. Nobody stopped us, and you know, like

0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:51.560
<v Speaker 1>that feeling you get when you're guilty and like someone's

0:37:51.600 --> 0:37:53.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna tap you on the shoulder and ask you to leave.

0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:56.880
<v Speaker 1>Nobody did the door with the free food was wide open,

0:37:57.120 --> 0:38:03.279
<v Speaker 1>so we got we got stea cake, steak from you

0:38:03.960 --> 0:38:07.279
<v Speaker 1>steak lunch and we had um all kinds of fruit

0:38:07.320 --> 0:38:09.680
<v Speaker 1>and vegetables. It was I didn't have the vegetables, but

0:38:09.719 --> 0:38:12.000
<v Speaker 1>they're nice display nice night. And I had like a

0:38:12.600 --> 0:38:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Skittles machines and m machines and we get like free

0:38:16.040 --> 0:38:18.520
<v Speaker 1>pretzels and sodas. It was great. We ate were like,

0:38:18.640 --> 0:38:20.960
<v Speaker 1>we did really well, and then we went watched the

0:38:21.040 --> 0:38:22.839
<v Speaker 1>game and then we're like, you know what, we were hungry.

0:38:22.880 --> 0:38:25.439
<v Speaker 1>We went back, we got desserted. When I got home,

0:38:26.080 --> 0:38:28.319
<v Speaker 1>somebody reached out to me on Instagram. Hold on. At

0:38:28.400 --> 0:38:31.520
<v Speaker 1>that point, we were flying high because we had gotten

0:38:31.520 --> 0:38:34.719
<v Speaker 1>into the special room and nobody threw us out. That

0:38:34.920 --> 0:38:36.640
<v Speaker 1>was the food with the free the room with the

0:38:36.680 --> 0:38:40.080
<v Speaker 1>free food. Well on Instagram, and I gotta find out

0:38:40.120 --> 0:38:43.080
<v Speaker 1>where who this person is. Man. He's like, hey, by

0:38:43.120 --> 0:38:46.680
<v Speaker 1>the way, which free room, free food room did you

0:38:46.719 --> 0:38:52.480
<v Speaker 1>get into? And I'm like, whoa, what like the specials? No,

0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:56.880
<v Speaker 1>he goes there's more than one. Turns out there's the

0:38:57.040 --> 0:39:02.440
<v Speaker 1>room behind the room. Did you not know this? I

0:39:02.520 --> 0:39:04.920
<v Speaker 1>heard us, but I thought we were in there. I

0:39:05.000 --> 0:39:08.640
<v Speaker 1>didn't believe him. I called bullshit on him. This dude

0:39:08.680 --> 0:39:10.680
<v Speaker 1>goes to the game. He goes, I'm going tomorrow. I'm

0:39:10.680 --> 0:39:17.360
<v Speaker 1>gonna show you. He sent me pictures from the free room. Brody,

0:39:18.239 --> 0:39:20.640
<v Speaker 1>the food is a thousand times better in the room

0:39:20.680 --> 0:39:26.560
<v Speaker 1>behind the room. Give you a free entree, a free appetizer,

0:39:27.920 --> 0:39:30.040
<v Speaker 1>and I think drinks. You have to pay for what

0:39:30.200 --> 0:39:33.160
<v Speaker 1>you get cold drinks. I was looking at the pictures

0:39:33.200 --> 0:39:37.200
<v Speaker 1>of this and I got fomo. They have ice sculptures. Yeah,

0:39:37.400 --> 0:39:42.200
<v Speaker 1>they signer quality food. This is another brody and I'm

0:39:42.200 --> 0:39:45.680
<v Speaker 1>getting excited about eminem machine. This guy is sending me Instagram.

0:39:45.760 --> 0:39:47.759
<v Speaker 1>He's slid into my d m s. I gotta find

0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:49.359
<v Speaker 1>I gotta find that they are. I don't know where

0:39:49.360 --> 0:39:54.600
<v Speaker 1>they are. Yeah, so if you can imagine, imagine having

0:39:54.760 --> 0:39:57.719
<v Speaker 1>new we have a new goal. We gotta get to

0:39:57.800 --> 0:39:59.360
<v Speaker 1>the room behind the room. He shows me a picture

0:39:59.360 --> 0:40:02.440
<v Speaker 1>of the wristband. Dude, you can't you can't funk with

0:40:02.480 --> 0:40:06.880
<v Speaker 1>this wristband. It's a bright, checkered wristband that says I belong.

0:40:07.520 --> 0:40:10.000
<v Speaker 1>We don't have those. We don't. They're gonna check us hard.

0:40:10.160 --> 0:40:13.480
<v Speaker 1>And there's a security guard at every entrance and exit

0:40:13.560 --> 0:40:15.640
<v Speaker 1>to this special that must be why there was nobody

0:40:15.680 --> 0:40:17.719
<v Speaker 1>by the regular special room because they're all working the

0:40:17.760 --> 0:40:20.600
<v Speaker 1>super special room. So how do we get into the

0:40:20.640 --> 0:40:23.120
<v Speaker 1>super special damn it? I thought we were like we

0:40:23.200 --> 0:40:28.040
<v Speaker 1>killed it on over dude steak, blue ribbon fly steak.

0:40:28.400 --> 0:40:31.040
<v Speaker 1>We were fucking a one rock stars. They had little

0:40:31.080 --> 0:40:33.600
<v Speaker 1>the little yellow potatoes, the you com potatoes with bravy.

0:40:34.000 --> 0:40:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm beginning to think they created our free food stop

0:40:38.400 --> 0:40:41.239
<v Speaker 1>just to take us off the send of the real

0:40:41.520 --> 0:40:48.200
<v Speaker 1>free food, A bigger, batter, crazier, more expensive, finer diner

0:40:48.680 --> 0:40:50.720
<v Speaker 1>free room. You know what's funny, there is a baseball

0:40:50.760 --> 0:40:53.759
<v Speaker 1>game going on, like we did go to the watch again,

0:40:53.760 --> 0:40:54.920
<v Speaker 1>and we did watch the game. And where do we

0:40:55.000 --> 0:40:59.680
<v Speaker 1>get peanuts? Literally we got that with peanuts cracker jack bags, yes,

0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:03.200
<v Speaker 1>free crack. I'm not trying to see. Now we look

0:41:03.280 --> 0:41:06.000
<v Speaker 1>like now we're the assholes, right right, we look like

0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:09.239
<v Speaker 1>we're ungrateful, like screw you guys. I don't get free

0:41:09.280 --> 0:41:11.120
<v Speaker 1>food in any free fools. And they didn't give it

0:41:11.160 --> 0:41:14.040
<v Speaker 1>to us. We walked in, I know, but they were like, oh,

0:41:14.080 --> 0:41:16.439
<v Speaker 1>brody and scary, let's give them free stuff. We won't

0:41:16.480 --> 0:41:18.960
<v Speaker 1>do I know, but I gotta tell you and I'll

0:41:19.000 --> 0:41:22.040
<v Speaker 1>shut you out next week. I you gave me FOMO

0:41:22.480 --> 0:41:26.000
<v Speaker 1>because you told me there was another room you said

0:41:26.080 --> 0:41:27.799
<v Speaker 1>you were going in. Who are you talking about? They

0:41:27.840 --> 0:41:30.320
<v Speaker 1>got it? The person on Instagram? The guy on Instagram?

0:41:30.400 --> 0:41:32.960
<v Speaker 1>But you gotta, you gotta. We posted and and he

0:41:33.040 --> 0:41:38.640
<v Speaker 1>showed me the pictures of inside the room. Yeah, showed

0:41:38.640 --> 0:41:41.719
<v Speaker 1>me pictures of inside the room. Well that's heartbreaking. Yeah,

0:41:41.880 --> 0:41:46.719
<v Speaker 1>what's what's going on? Producer Andrew's here? What's up? That's

0:41:46.760 --> 0:41:49.040
<v Speaker 1>okay as long as it's not my dodge, feel free.

0:41:49.280 --> 0:41:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Why while you're doing that, why don't you grab this

0:41:50.760 --> 0:41:53.239
<v Speaker 1>phone call on myself? It's the Jersey Kid calling us.

0:41:55.440 --> 0:41:56.840
<v Speaker 1>You're sure you don't want to take this call from me?

0:41:56.960 --> 0:41:59.359
<v Speaker 1>I definitely do not. Don't that phone hold on, don't

0:41:59.360 --> 0:42:00.960
<v Speaker 1>do it. I'm gonna I just gotta tell them. No,

0:42:01.520 --> 0:42:05.040
<v Speaker 1>you know I'm recording my podcast now, our podcast. Why

0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:10.319
<v Speaker 1>you know we're recording the podcast? Why are you calling us? Dude?

0:42:10.360 --> 0:42:14.359
<v Speaker 1>Don't you The Brooklyn Boys do this ship on Wednesdays

0:42:15.000 --> 0:42:17.800
<v Speaker 1>with Thursdays Thursdays my friends. Yeah, you're not part of

0:42:17.840 --> 0:42:20.400
<v Speaker 1>the podcast. You wouldn't know that. Yeah, why are you

0:42:20.560 --> 0:42:25.880
<v Speaker 1>calling me? Because I'm the Jersey kid acast about me.

0:42:26.080 --> 0:42:28.560
<v Speaker 1>You're blowing up my phone and I'm trying to record.

0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:31.960
<v Speaker 1>You're the bye kid by listen to me, I'm the

0:42:32.080 --> 0:42:35.239
<v Speaker 1>Jersey kid. You can't do a podcast without me, John

0:42:35.280 --> 0:42:37.080
<v Speaker 1>bon Jovis, What is it you want to say on

0:42:37.200 --> 0:42:39.040
<v Speaker 1>the podcast? What do you want to say to me

0:42:39.160 --> 0:42:43.399
<v Speaker 1>privately that that you can't wait until I'm done? Well,

0:42:43.440 --> 0:42:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that you were doing the podcast. I

0:42:45.640 --> 0:42:49.200
<v Speaker 1>thought you were home already. Okay, all right, well I'll

0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:52.920
<v Speaker 1>be homes I hadn't. I had like an epiphany and

0:42:53.040 --> 0:42:55.640
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to share my idea with you. What's right

0:42:55.719 --> 0:42:59.040
<v Speaker 1>to call him? Later? Well, I can't tell you my idea.

0:42:59.280 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 1>Tell plodies? Shut up? Got bye love? You need me?

0:43:05.880 --> 0:43:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah? Like I like I need a knife in

0:43:08.080 --> 0:43:10.879
<v Speaker 1>the head, like the desert to miss the rain. Come

0:43:10.920 --> 0:43:17.200
<v Speaker 1>on listening? All right? Did it not mean I'm gonna

0:43:17.239 --> 0:43:18.719
<v Speaker 1>say that you are the longest finger in the world.

0:43:20.520 --> 0:43:22.120
<v Speaker 1>All right, So we got we got the mad game?

0:43:22.160 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 1>He sends my blood pressure to the roof. Okay, speaking

0:43:25.080 --> 0:43:26.480
<v Speaker 1>to the met game. We had hot dogs. You had

0:43:26.520 --> 0:43:27.920
<v Speaker 1>you had two hot dogs. You put onions on your

0:43:27.920 --> 0:43:30.200
<v Speaker 1>hot dogs. That's the thing, that's why I had to

0:43:30.440 --> 0:43:32.359
<v Speaker 1>because one hot dog I have to have the red

0:43:32.400 --> 0:43:33.960
<v Speaker 1>hot onions and the other hot dog I have to

0:43:34.000 --> 0:43:37.080
<v Speaker 1>have sal crowd of mustard hate both of those. So

0:43:37.280 --> 0:43:39.920
<v Speaker 1>you and I went and I went to a fancy

0:43:40.120 --> 0:43:43.840
<v Speaker 1>wine dinner charity event, right, very fufu. A lot of

0:43:43.960 --> 0:43:47.080
<v Speaker 1>rich people at us. Right, a great event to raise

0:43:47.160 --> 0:43:50.600
<v Speaker 1>money for cancer research, and great, wonderful event. But we

0:43:50.680 --> 0:43:52.359
<v Speaker 1>went to the same place we go to every year.

0:43:52.560 --> 0:43:56.120
<v Speaker 1>They're very good food, very good food. The problem is

0:43:56.680 --> 0:43:59.120
<v Speaker 1>they come around with the trays like dervs the you know,

0:43:59.200 --> 0:44:06.000
<v Speaker 1>the horse divorce, and there's a tray with um pastry

0:44:06.080 --> 0:44:08.719
<v Speaker 1>wrapped hot dogs little pigs in a blanket. But the

0:44:08.800 --> 0:44:12.160
<v Speaker 1>blanket is like really sweet pastry nice. And they're lined

0:44:12.239 --> 0:44:15.520
<v Speaker 1>up like, uh, next to each other, longside, longside, longside, longside,

0:44:15.520 --> 0:44:19.560
<v Speaker 1>beautifully lined up on his presentation is fantastic. And then

0:44:20.280 --> 0:44:24.600
<v Speaker 1>some genius in the kitchen decides he's gonna and sport

0:44:24.719 --> 0:44:28.239
<v Speaker 1>mustard a mustard stripe across the top of all of them,

0:44:29.000 --> 0:44:32.880
<v Speaker 1>and it's a design. And what I noticed after that,

0:44:33.239 --> 0:44:34.759
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, I'll just eat the bottom. You

0:44:34.800 --> 0:44:36.840
<v Speaker 1>can't eat the bottom because before they put them on

0:44:36.920 --> 0:44:39.400
<v Speaker 1>the plate to keep them from sliding. They put mustard

0:44:39.440 --> 0:44:42.280
<v Speaker 1>down on a strip on the food. It's food, aren't

0:44:42.400 --> 0:44:45.360
<v Speaker 1>So it's picking a blanket on a stripe of mustard

0:44:45.560 --> 0:44:47.920
<v Speaker 1>with another stripe of mustard on top. Why do you

0:44:47.960 --> 0:44:50.359
<v Speaker 1>have a problem with that? Because I'm gonna make up

0:44:50.360 --> 0:44:52.879
<v Speaker 1>a number, don't tweat me. I'm gonna make up a number.

0:44:52.920 --> 0:44:57.160
<v Speaker 1>But let's just say the world doesn't like mustard on

0:44:57.239 --> 0:45:00.000
<v Speaker 1>their hot dogs. Some of them might like them, playing

0:45:00.840 --> 0:45:03.680
<v Speaker 1>some of them, like me, like ketchup on their hot dogs.

0:45:04.239 --> 0:45:08.160
<v Speaker 1>Don't decide my condiment for me. That should be everybody's

0:45:08.239 --> 0:45:11.399
<v Speaker 1>rule in life. Put it on the side, let me dip,

0:45:11.880 --> 0:45:14.359
<v Speaker 1>give me a cup, have a little whatever. In this case,

0:45:14.440 --> 0:45:16.760
<v Speaker 1>it was more about presentation. We were in a fancy

0:45:16.840 --> 0:45:20.400
<v Speaker 1>place where we're looking at the first part of the

0:45:20.440 --> 0:45:23.120
<v Speaker 1>first part of presentation is present. And if you're giving

0:45:23.160 --> 0:45:25.320
<v Speaker 1>me a present I wanted without catching I want it

0:45:25.360 --> 0:45:27.799
<v Speaker 1>with catchup or without anything. It's part of the atmosphere.

0:45:28.200 --> 0:45:31.600
<v Speaker 1>No condiments are an additive. We were in a beautiful room, yes,

0:45:31.719 --> 0:45:33.920
<v Speaker 1>and I would have liked to have tried delicious hot dogs.

0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:36.919
<v Speaker 1>And we were we were shampull view of the World

0:45:36.960 --> 0:45:40.760
<v Speaker 1>Trade Tower of fancy shaped glasses. We had a beautiful

0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:42.600
<v Speaker 1>view of the World Trade Tower otherwise known as World

0:45:42.640 --> 0:45:45.239
<v Speaker 1>Trade Center one, not the Freedom Tower. Don't call it.

0:45:45.320 --> 0:45:47.759
<v Speaker 1>That's something name. So wouldn't you expect in a room

0:45:48.080 --> 0:45:50.920
<v Speaker 1>with that? I just painted a picture for you, that

0:45:51.160 --> 0:45:54.000
<v Speaker 1>view and of that magnitude. Minds catch up that you

0:45:54.080 --> 0:45:58.440
<v Speaker 1>would get a little over your finds catch up. That's

0:45:58.480 --> 0:46:00.400
<v Speaker 1>what I want. You want to walk around a second

0:46:00.440 --> 0:46:03.360
<v Speaker 1>tray or walk around a one stripe of mustard and

0:46:04.360 --> 0:46:06.200
<v Speaker 1>could have been that could have then a couple of

0:46:06.239 --> 0:46:08.960
<v Speaker 1>plain ones for the finicky fit. That's the chef's signature

0:46:09.239 --> 0:46:12.520
<v Speaker 1>where they they write it in a little I didn't

0:46:12.520 --> 0:46:14.000
<v Speaker 1>write it. He made up. He made up. He made

0:46:14.000 --> 0:46:17.759
<v Speaker 1>a stripe, yeah, mustard. Why could he have done a

0:46:18.520 --> 0:46:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Why have you one? Long? He could have done a

0:46:20.840 --> 0:46:23.160
<v Speaker 1>half acause it comes up to you. He would just

0:46:23.280 --> 0:46:26.640
<v Speaker 1>have two puddles, a pall so good and a puddle

0:46:26.680 --> 0:46:30.360
<v Speaker 1>of ketchup. That's right, puddle of mustard, but sank blurry right,

0:46:30.480 --> 0:46:34.640
<v Speaker 1>that's not yes, pud puddle of mustard. I'm blood. They

0:46:34.760 --> 0:46:37.839
<v Speaker 1>listen he had there was a big tray. Big Oh.

0:46:37.920 --> 0:46:40.879
<v Speaker 1>They don't do that at fancy events. It's like salt Bay.

0:46:41.000 --> 0:46:43.160
<v Speaker 1>You know the guy Salt Bay. Do you know what

0:46:43.160 --> 0:46:49.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about? Miss steakhouse? Uh whatever? He actually goes

0:46:49.680 --> 0:46:52.880
<v Speaker 1>up to every table with salt and from his shoulder

0:46:55.520 --> 0:46:58.839
<v Speaker 1>he goes, he flings salt, It rolls down his arm

0:46:58.880 --> 0:47:01.080
<v Speaker 1>and onto your plate and want that. That's Salt Bay.

0:47:01.200 --> 0:47:03.840
<v Speaker 1>That's his signature. That's not don't sign my food, just

0:47:03.960 --> 0:47:06.359
<v Speaker 1>serve it sign I don't. I don't want. I don't

0:47:06.360 --> 0:47:08.600
<v Speaker 1>want your dandriff on my food. You don't want him.

0:47:08.880 --> 0:47:11.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't want shoulder salt. How do I know it's

0:47:11.320 --> 0:47:13.840
<v Speaker 1>not Dan Dreff? Like? I don't want your on your jacket.

0:47:13.920 --> 0:47:16.799
<v Speaker 1>You know what? You can't appreciate Salt Bay. No, give

0:47:16.840 --> 0:47:19.920
<v Speaker 1>me salt. I'll put your salt on nerrom something or other. Whatever.

0:47:20.560 --> 0:47:23.160
<v Speaker 1>He's making money. I'm not They do that at his steakhouse.

0:47:23.280 --> 0:47:25.440
<v Speaker 1>That's fantastic. Actually trying, Oh my god, they're trying to

0:47:25.480 --> 0:47:27.279
<v Speaker 1>stop it because they said the Board of Health has

0:47:27.719 --> 0:47:31.120
<v Speaker 1>people reported him. Don't you want I don't want jacket

0:47:31.200 --> 0:47:35.080
<v Speaker 1>salt hashtake jacket salt. Salt hits his elbow and four

0:47:35.200 --> 0:47:38.200
<v Speaker 1>arm before it hits your Would you like some dandref

0:47:38.280 --> 0:47:42.719
<v Speaker 1>on your steak? No? Like jay Z. It's third off

0:47:42.760 --> 0:47:44.439
<v Speaker 1>your shoulder. You brush it on the floor. You don't.

0:47:44.440 --> 0:47:48.040
<v Speaker 1>You brush it on my steak. That's crap. Don't put it.

0:47:48.080 --> 0:47:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Don't precondiment my food, man, That's all I'm asking. Try

0:47:55.800 --> 0:47:57.840
<v Speaker 1>something new on your hot dog. You're gonna have a

0:47:57.880 --> 0:48:01.239
<v Speaker 1>fish head. Oh you want about cheese, Give me some

0:48:01.360 --> 0:48:04.000
<v Speaker 1>cheese on that. Don't assume I like mustard. I'm gonna

0:48:04.040 --> 0:48:06.480
<v Speaker 1>try barbecue stingray and you can't have mustard on your

0:48:06.520 --> 0:48:08.920
<v Speaker 1>picking a blanket. Let me see if there's some facts here.

0:48:08.960 --> 0:48:10.759
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me get some

0:48:10.840 --> 0:48:14.400
<v Speaker 1>facts here. What percentage of people like mustard or ketchup

0:48:14.440 --> 0:48:17.759
<v Speaker 1>on their hot dogs? It's gonna come up ketchup, let's say.

0:48:17.800 --> 0:48:23.319
<v Speaker 1>Hold on. According to a recent online survey, nearly seventy

0:48:23.719 --> 0:48:26.080
<v Speaker 1>of Americans we eat hot dogs SA they put mustard

0:48:27.040 --> 0:48:30.879
<v Speaker 1>two say ketchup. I'm not sure how that's more than oa,

0:48:31.320 --> 0:48:34.279
<v Speaker 1>but maybe they put both onions for seven percent, Chili

0:48:35.120 --> 0:48:39.839
<v Speaker 1>relish forty one. So ketchup is at mustards at seventy one.

0:48:40.080 --> 0:48:42.880
<v Speaker 1>I really thought America would have flip flopped it, because America,

0:48:42.960 --> 0:48:46.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, we do that. We have to put sweet

0:48:46.120 --> 0:48:48.799
<v Speaker 1>things on everything. You know what, there's no red states.

0:48:48.800 --> 0:48:50.759
<v Speaker 1>There's no blue states. But there's red states and are

0:48:50.880 --> 0:48:53.160
<v Speaker 1>and yellow states. And I'm telling you I'm from the

0:48:53.200 --> 0:48:59.040
<v Speaker 1>red state of ketchup of my peoplest. Shout out Hynes

0:48:59.080 --> 0:49:03.600
<v Speaker 1>by the way, shout out no no other catchup brother? Alright,

0:49:03.640 --> 0:49:06.120
<v Speaker 1>So I got that. That was a little mini rant.

0:49:06.320 --> 0:49:09.719
<v Speaker 1>You know what upset about about? We got more coming up?

0:49:09.760 --> 0:49:11.640
<v Speaker 1>What's up? This is Michael Rapperport and you are listening

0:49:11.680 --> 0:49:15.400
<v Speaker 1>to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody and Scary. I

0:49:15.440 --> 0:49:17.560
<v Speaker 1>gotta do another fucking take because you guys can't figure

0:49:17.560 --> 0:49:21.200
<v Speaker 1>out whose names should go first, Brody and Scary, So

0:49:21.280 --> 0:49:22.799
<v Speaker 1>what the fund do I gotta I gotta do two

0:49:22.920 --> 0:49:25.720
<v Speaker 1>takes to me, all right, And this is Michael rapport

0:49:25.719 --> 0:49:27.719
<v Speaker 1>and you were listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with

0:49:27.840 --> 0:49:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Scary and Brody. You know you know why it's Brody

0:49:30.080 --> 0:49:32.960
<v Speaker 1>and Scary and not Scary and Brody because Scary didn't

0:49:33.000 --> 0:49:35.759
<v Speaker 1>want me on his podcast. That you fuck you. It's

0:49:35.800 --> 0:49:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Brody and Scary. That's the way it is. Hey, this

0:49:39.040 --> 0:49:41.800
<v Speaker 1>is Christi Stephano and this is the Brooklyn Boys podcast

0:49:41.920 --> 0:49:45.200
<v Speaker 1>with Scary and Brody. Right, we're getting the money you

0:49:45.280 --> 0:49:48.120
<v Speaker 1>played the scary well hold on, I played the brody

0:49:48.200 --> 0:49:50.440
<v Speaker 1>and scary one at the beginning. We played both to

0:49:50.480 --> 0:49:52.560
<v Speaker 1>them at the beginning. No, we played the two Brooklyn

0:49:52.640 --> 0:49:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Boys podcast jingles. Oh you did only play one? Were

0:49:56.160 --> 0:49:58.440
<v Speaker 1>you played it before we started? I see you got

0:49:58.480 --> 0:50:00.239
<v Speaker 1>your own. I had Chris two bath to them. That

0:50:00.320 --> 0:50:02.840
<v Speaker 1>was very nice of Chris. Chris, by the way, Brooklyn

0:50:02.960 --> 0:50:05.880
<v Speaker 1>Born and Bread. Uh and uh, he's gonna be on

0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:09.920
<v Speaker 1>our show because christ and Stefano. But like brilliant freaking comic.

0:50:10.120 --> 0:50:14.719
<v Speaker 1>I just something, Oh my god, what I just had

0:50:14.800 --> 0:50:18.160
<v Speaker 1>an epiphany. A name for a bakery in Brooklyn should

0:50:18.160 --> 0:50:20.640
<v Speaker 1>be Brooklyn Born and Bread with with b r e A.

0:50:20.760 --> 0:50:24.040
<v Speaker 1>D Well, you just lost that because someone's gonna copyright that.

0:50:24.120 --> 0:50:26.279
<v Speaker 1>I love that. Brooklyn Born and Bread. I don't know

0:50:26.320 --> 0:50:28.560
<v Speaker 1>it just it just hit me right there. Or bred

0:50:28.600 --> 0:50:32.760
<v Speaker 1>in Brooklyn, born and bred, born and bred in Brooklyn,

0:50:35.440 --> 0:50:39.200
<v Speaker 1>and we're from people spell ship wrong all the time. Dude,

0:50:39.239 --> 0:50:43.960
<v Speaker 1>it's my bakery born in bred in Brooklyn said you

0:50:44.000 --> 0:50:45.880
<v Speaker 1>don't want to bakery and someone someone already Now by

0:50:45.920 --> 0:50:48.680
<v Speaker 1>the time this is like ghost everybody, they're gonna have that. Dude.

0:50:48.760 --> 0:50:51.680
<v Speaker 1>That's oh my god. Well, you could do born and

0:50:51.719 --> 0:50:55.080
<v Speaker 1>bread anywhere. No, but but born and bred in Brooklyn

0:50:55.280 --> 0:50:56.600
<v Speaker 1>is is a thing. But now you can do in

0:50:56.640 --> 0:50:59.520
<v Speaker 1>any town in America. Oh my god, we should copyright this.

0:50:59.560 --> 0:51:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, you know, I wonder if it exists. See

0:51:02.120 --> 0:51:05.280
<v Speaker 1>if there's any bakeries that are named born and bred

0:51:05.440 --> 0:51:08.440
<v Speaker 1>in blank and then yes, where bread is spelled b

0:51:08.600 --> 0:51:11.279
<v Speaker 1>r e a d instead of b r e Born

0:51:11.360 --> 0:51:15.040
<v Speaker 1>in bread bake House, Lakeland, Florida. Ship. I thought it

0:51:15.080 --> 0:51:18.800
<v Speaker 1>was an original idea. No, nope, nope, nope, nope. No,

0:51:19.120 --> 0:51:21.720
<v Speaker 1>there's also a place called born and Bred in Brooklyn.

0:51:22.280 --> 0:51:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Uh they's that's known for the cinnamon rolls. Yeah, but

0:51:26.160 --> 0:51:28.920
<v Speaker 1>they spelled it the right way. They didn't spell it

0:51:29.000 --> 0:51:30.919
<v Speaker 1>born in b r e a d. Well. That would

0:51:30.920 --> 0:51:32.759
<v Speaker 1>have been the play on words. That's the whole joke.

0:51:32.800 --> 0:51:34.400
<v Speaker 1>But I don't think you could spell it slightly differently

0:51:34.440 --> 0:51:35.680
<v Speaker 1>get away with it. You have to see about the

0:51:35.840 --> 0:51:39.360
<v Speaker 1>uh man, Yeah, born in bred bake house in Lakeland.

0:51:39.400 --> 0:51:42.800
<v Speaker 1>That's I didn't have an original idea. Well we knew that.

0:51:43.680 --> 0:51:49.920
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, uh this morning coming in if you if

0:51:49.960 --> 0:51:52.560
<v Speaker 1>you've ever driven through a tunnel, I'm sure in any

0:51:52.600 --> 0:51:55.920
<v Speaker 1>city in America, well, where there's a tunnel, sometimes the

0:51:56.000 --> 0:51:59.399
<v Speaker 1>tunnel people would like to play a message, because when

0:51:59.400 --> 0:52:02.600
<v Speaker 1>you're in a tunnel, they really can't. Some tunnels, older

0:52:02.680 --> 0:52:04.680
<v Speaker 1>ones where they didn't think ahead, they didn't make them

0:52:04.760 --> 0:52:06.680
<v Speaker 1>high enough to have signs on the ceiling or on

0:52:06.760 --> 0:52:09.279
<v Speaker 1>the walls, there's nowhere for a sign. You can't put

0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:11.120
<v Speaker 1>like a digital board. So what they do is in

0:52:11.160 --> 0:52:13.239
<v Speaker 1>New York and these old fucking tunnels we have in

0:52:13.280 --> 0:52:16.239
<v Speaker 1>New York callustrophobic, terrible tunnels. Let me tell you some

0:52:16.280 --> 0:52:17.879
<v Speaker 1>about New York. If you've never been to New York,

0:52:18.320 --> 0:52:20.560
<v Speaker 1>you know it's one of the biggest cities in the world.

0:52:21.000 --> 0:52:24.120
<v Speaker 1>It's the biggest city in America. Right. So the tunnels

0:52:24.200 --> 0:52:27.160
<v Speaker 1>that connect New Jersey and New York, they were built

0:52:27.160 --> 0:52:29.640
<v Speaker 1>for a different time, a hundred twenty years old, some

0:52:29.760 --> 0:52:32.279
<v Speaker 1>of them, right. So, Okay, that the Holland Tunnel, which

0:52:32.320 --> 0:52:37.320
<v Speaker 1>connects north central New Jersey to Lower Manhattan, where a

0:52:37.320 --> 0:52:40.000
<v Speaker 1>lot of us come to work everyday, it's a two lane.

0:52:40.040 --> 0:52:42.560
<v Speaker 1>We talked about this, right, It's a two lane fucking tunnel.

0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:47.279
<v Speaker 1>It was built for horses. In a hundred years, they

0:52:47.360 --> 0:52:50.040
<v Speaker 1>haven't put another lane, right. We talked about this last

0:52:50.080 --> 0:52:52.239
<v Speaker 1>week of the week before. Okay, Now here's the thing.

0:52:52.480 --> 0:52:55.279
<v Speaker 1>Because they don't have signs in the tunnel, sometimes they

0:52:55.320 --> 0:52:58.520
<v Speaker 1>have to give you important messages right now. One time,

0:52:58.840 --> 0:53:01.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm in the Holland Tunnel all the way downtown and

0:53:01.320 --> 0:53:03.480
<v Speaker 1>they're telling me that one lane will be closed over

0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:06.320
<v Speaker 1>the weekend in the Lincoln Tunnel. Now, the way it

0:53:06.440 --> 0:53:08.359
<v Speaker 1>works is, for the most part, if you take one

0:53:08.400 --> 0:53:11.799
<v Speaker 1>tunnel into the city, you probably don't take the other one. Right,

0:53:11.840 --> 0:53:14.200
<v Speaker 1>they're not close. I don't need to know about the

0:53:14.239 --> 0:53:16.239
<v Speaker 1>lane closure in the tunnel because I'm not taking that

0:53:16.320 --> 0:53:21.719
<v Speaker 1>fucking tunnel whatever. So normally, normally when you ride in

0:53:22.320 --> 0:53:25.400
<v Speaker 1>right every third or fourth day, occasionally there'll be a

0:53:25.480 --> 0:53:31.120
<v Speaker 1>notice and they pull and they take over your radio

0:53:31.480 --> 0:53:35.200
<v Speaker 1>every channel right, so you're like the transmitter is on

0:53:35.320 --> 0:53:39.080
<v Speaker 1>its own frequency in the tunnel and it literally bypasses

0:53:39.160 --> 0:53:42.360
<v Speaker 1>anything you're listening to. You're listening to the news. And

0:53:42.440 --> 0:53:45.280
<v Speaker 1>then they found the killer. He's attention ladies and gentlemen

0:53:45.320 --> 0:53:48.359
<v Speaker 1>drivers in New Jersey. Dr Fron. It doesn't matter again

0:53:48.440 --> 0:53:50.760
<v Speaker 1>if you're listening to a M or FM or whatever station,

0:53:50.880 --> 0:53:52.880
<v Speaker 1>it literally takes over your right Now, the tunnel is

0:53:52.920 --> 0:53:56.000
<v Speaker 1>about two miles long. I'm approximating on a normal speed,

0:53:56.040 --> 0:53:58.200
<v Speaker 1>it's a couple of minutes to go by. So they

0:53:58.280 --> 0:54:00.600
<v Speaker 1>have it on like normally a loop of every minute

0:54:00.640 --> 0:54:03.279
<v Speaker 1>and a half. Right, So gods are when you get

0:54:03.280 --> 0:54:05.480
<v Speaker 1>into tunnel, there's a certain point in the tunnel it's

0:54:05.480 --> 0:54:09.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna play and it plays again. So maybe here twice. Okay,

0:54:09.560 --> 0:54:12.520
<v Speaker 1>So you're like, I put my seatbelts on. But if

0:54:12.560 --> 0:54:14.680
<v Speaker 1>you're coming in during like busy time, like we come

0:54:14.719 --> 0:54:17.800
<v Speaker 1>in the morning sometimes and the traffic is slow, you

0:54:17.920 --> 0:54:20.879
<v Speaker 1>might hear at four times. Well, this message you're about

0:54:20.920 --> 0:54:25.279
<v Speaker 1>to hear played every minute and a half. I heard

0:54:25.320 --> 0:54:28.080
<v Speaker 1>it like four or five times because it was traffic

0:54:28.160 --> 0:54:30.439
<v Speaker 1>in the morning. So I was late this morning. Happened

0:54:30.440 --> 0:54:32.200
<v Speaker 1>to me too. I was late this morning. This I

0:54:32.320 --> 0:54:35.239
<v Speaker 1>was like, you annoying, as hold on, this is my clip?

0:54:35.320 --> 0:54:38.160
<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? Yeah? Ok okay, so I was late.

0:54:39.239 --> 0:54:41.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm listening to the elvis or in morning show to

0:54:41.120 --> 0:54:43.320
<v Speaker 1>hear what I'm missing, right, And this is what it

0:54:43.360 --> 0:54:46.640
<v Speaker 1>sounded like. Today is a national pet to day. I

0:54:46.760 --> 0:54:51.200
<v Speaker 1>know it's national message from the port of Party of

0:54:51.280 --> 0:54:55.319
<v Speaker 1>New York, New Jersey. Please it's not only for your

0:54:55.360 --> 0:54:58.800
<v Speaker 1>safety but it's New Jersey. In New York. Remember in

0:54:58.880 --> 0:55:01.920
<v Speaker 1>New York City, turn on red lights a prohibited except

0:55:01.960 --> 0:55:13.080
<v Speaker 1>for signs. The turns are all wait in front, all okay.

0:55:14.880 --> 0:55:17.520
<v Speaker 1>So you may have heard the volume drop out. That's

0:55:17.520 --> 0:55:20.200
<v Speaker 1>their recording. That wasn't me. So every time it air

0:55:20.320 --> 0:55:22.560
<v Speaker 1>they never checked their audio. He goes make sure you

0:55:22.600 --> 0:55:26.759
<v Speaker 1>have about and it comes back. That's their problem. Then

0:55:26.800 --> 0:55:30.720
<v Speaker 1>when it ends, he goes and it comes back. Almost

0:55:30.800 --> 0:55:34.600
<v Speaker 1>every minute, minute and twenty seconds it starts over again.

0:55:34.680 --> 0:55:36.800
<v Speaker 1>So it's on a loop. You can't enjoy the radio

0:55:37.080 --> 0:55:40.759
<v Speaker 1>in these fucking New York tunnels because of these messages, which,

0:55:40.800 --> 0:55:43.560
<v Speaker 1>by the way, they hire the most boring guy. They're like, hey, ed,

0:55:43.840 --> 0:55:46.439
<v Speaker 1>come over here and record the message. It's never like hey,

0:55:46.520 --> 0:55:54.399
<v Speaker 1>good morning everyone. It's the most boring ass piece of ship.

0:55:54.520 --> 0:55:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Guy comes on. I'm sure he's the father of twelve.

0:55:56.680 --> 0:55:59.520
<v Speaker 1>Good guy, he's one of charity. He's boring his ship.

0:56:00.160 --> 0:56:02.560
<v Speaker 1>So hey, I know you want to make sure aybody

0:56:02.600 --> 0:56:05.080
<v Speaker 1>hears it, but during rush hour, don't make it play

0:56:05.120 --> 0:56:07.160
<v Speaker 1>every minute and a half. If it takes eight minutes

0:56:07.200 --> 0:56:09.200
<v Speaker 1>to get through the tunnel, I can't. By the way,

0:56:09.200 --> 0:56:12.440
<v Speaker 1>when you're driving, you can't put your seatbelt on. You

0:56:12.520 --> 0:56:16.520
<v Speaker 1>can't because you're like your already too late. Oh and

0:56:16.600 --> 0:56:20.319
<v Speaker 1>by the way, hey Mr tunnel guy, if you're listening

0:56:20.360 --> 0:56:24.359
<v Speaker 1>to this podcast right now and you're driving, you can't

0:56:24.400 --> 0:56:26.719
<v Speaker 1>stop us. No, no, you can't start right fuck you,

0:56:26.920 --> 0:56:29.440
<v Speaker 1>Mr tunnel recording. So next time you got through a tunnel,

0:56:29.560 --> 0:56:32.760
<v Speaker 1>listen to the podcast. They can't take all. You cannot

0:56:32.840 --> 0:56:36.920
<v Speaker 1>interrupt us, right, fuck you Porthouth. By the way, there's

0:56:36.960 --> 0:56:39.120
<v Speaker 1>in the same fuckers who who put up the whole

0:56:39.160 --> 0:56:42.560
<v Speaker 1>land tunnel and put the letters over the wreath, the

0:56:42.640 --> 0:56:45.160
<v Speaker 1>wreaths over the wrong letters. These guys, I don't know

0:56:45.160 --> 0:56:50.200
<v Speaker 1>what the problem is. You beat, you beat, you suck milk.

0:56:52.880 --> 0:56:59.120
<v Speaker 1>That sounds like it's time welcome. You've got mail, Okay,

0:56:59.120 --> 0:57:01.840
<v Speaker 1>you can always eat LUs at the Brooken Boys podcast

0:57:02.000 --> 0:57:06.880
<v Speaker 1>at gmail dot com. And uh, this one was struck

0:57:07.000 --> 0:57:09.920
<v Speaker 1>me right away, Brody because in the subject line it

0:57:10.080 --> 0:57:14.799
<v Speaker 1>clearly said scary is even on the steak dinner now.

0:57:15.920 --> 0:57:19.120
<v Speaker 1>And here's why, scary. I hope that the subject line

0:57:19.480 --> 0:57:22.920
<v Speaker 1>uh teased you into opening this email. Anyway, follow the

0:57:22.960 --> 0:57:26.240
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys podcast religiously. It's really the first podcast I've

0:57:26.280 --> 0:57:28.560
<v Speaker 1>ever started listening to and it got me hooked. You

0:57:28.640 --> 0:57:31.600
<v Speaker 1>guys are awesome. Haven't found any other podcasts that compare.

0:57:31.920 --> 0:57:34.280
<v Speaker 1>And don't know how you didn't win the comedy podcast

0:57:35.160 --> 0:57:39.520
<v Speaker 1>I know how popularity contest Joe Rogan. Anyway, I'm also

0:57:39.880 --> 0:57:42.320
<v Speaker 1>it was actually a popularity It's what it was. I

0:57:42.400 --> 0:57:44.960
<v Speaker 1>am also a Brooklyn boy who grew up in Bensonhurst.

0:57:45.120 --> 0:57:47.000
<v Speaker 1>So a few things need to get off my chest. First,

0:57:47.200 --> 0:57:50.400
<v Speaker 1>for a lot of having some gold chains. Yes, steak dinner, Brody,

0:57:52.400 --> 0:57:54.160
<v Speaker 1>I have to go with Scary on this will hang

0:57:54.240 --> 0:57:57.280
<v Speaker 1>up on him. He brought to dinner with the full

0:57:57.400 --> 0:58:01.200
<v Speaker 1>intent to pay you. You said, you're yourself. It's about

0:58:01.240 --> 0:58:04.720
<v Speaker 1>the experience of going out to dinner together. Also, when

0:58:04.760 --> 0:58:08.200
<v Speaker 1>it came time to tip, Scary left a very generous tip.

0:58:08.400 --> 0:58:10.480
<v Speaker 1>Yes I did. I gave a hundred dollar tip in

0:58:10.640 --> 0:58:13.760
<v Speaker 1>cash on a dinner that would have been five hundred dollars.

0:58:13.840 --> 0:58:16.600
<v Speaker 1>That's so I hundred dollars came out of my fucking

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<v Speaker 1>wallet probably or more. And actually, anyway, Brodie, Scary is

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<v Speaker 1>even next. I got a question next. I love that, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>He also loves the Beverly Hills benson Hurst parody over

0:58:29.880 --> 0:58:32.640
<v Speaker 1>the Internet. You're not gonna find I don't put my

0:58:32.680 --> 0:58:36.280
<v Speaker 1>stuff on the Internet. Consider creating a YouTube page posting

0:58:36.320 --> 0:58:39.640
<v Speaker 1>your parodies on there. Have a YouTube page, and some

0:58:39.800 --> 0:58:41.640
<v Speaker 1>of my parodies are on there, but not not a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Love you guys, appreciate the work you do. Comedy is

0:58:45.000 --> 0:58:48.600
<v Speaker 1>a profession unlike any other. Thank you, keep up the

0:58:48.640 --> 0:58:52.400
<v Speaker 1>good words. Thank you. Joey P. From Well Joey. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what you're wrong. Let's say you're with a woman

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<v Speaker 1>and she is kind enough to provide you with an

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<v Speaker 1>orgasm the big oh, right, maybe during sex, right, and

0:59:03.480 --> 0:59:07.560
<v Speaker 1>you do not provide one for her, right, Okay, So

0:59:07.720 --> 0:59:10.880
<v Speaker 1>then you're like, oh, here, this is in your night

0:59:10.920 --> 0:59:13.920
<v Speaker 1>table draw here's a sex toy. You handed to the

0:59:13.960 --> 0:59:16.600
<v Speaker 1>sex toy. She then uses the sex toy and finishes

0:59:16.640 --> 0:59:19.440
<v Speaker 1>herself off. You get credit because your intention was to

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<v Speaker 1>give her one, or you had a hand in bringing

0:59:21.440 --> 0:59:23.840
<v Speaker 1>it to her. No, she gave herself the the the

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<v Speaker 1>big oh. You don't get credit for handing of the toy.

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<v Speaker 1>You failed. You didn't get you, oh, that girl an orgasm?

0:59:30.160 --> 0:59:32.240
<v Speaker 1>You owe me a steak dinner. Your intention was to

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<v Speaker 1>give that woman an orgasm, but you did not Louis

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<v Speaker 1>Miranda right on on episode because I'm sick of arguing

0:59:40.480 --> 0:59:43.840
<v Speaker 1>with you. Uh, feedback on stupid fucking people driving, Hey,

0:59:43.880 --> 0:59:46.360
<v Speaker 1>Brooken Boys. I'm a fan of the podcast. Real quick

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<v Speaker 1>about the truck driver trying to make a wide turn.

0:59:49.880 --> 0:59:52.360
<v Speaker 1>There is a name in Portuguese for idiots in general

0:59:52.800 --> 0:59:56.880
<v Speaker 1>doing stupid ship that don't make any sense, and they

0:59:56.960 --> 1:00:02.080
<v Speaker 1>are called artists doing whatever fucking masterpiece they are trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do. Let's start calling these people artists. Can we

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<v Speaker 1>call them artists? I don't know where he's going with that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it anyway. Podcast never disappoints that kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't funk up the magic going for the podcast. If

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<v Speaker 1>it ain't broke, don't fix it. There ain't nothing to fix.

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<v Speaker 1>That's from Lembs eleven one. Thank you. Limbs Lewis got

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more. I got a couple of things, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Mpowski, Wrotes rights, Wrotes right written. I can't get

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<v Speaker 1>it together. This one came into our Brooklyn Boys Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>fan page. You can always go to the Facebook page

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<v Speaker 1>and see what's posted. They're not a whole lot of activity,

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<v Speaker 1>but you can email us there. Love the show team

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<v Speaker 1>Scroty you both cracked me up. Even though I'm from Arizona,

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<v Speaker 1>I can relate to a lot of these rants and

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<v Speaker 1>things you talk about on your Brooklyn based podcast. Just

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<v Speaker 1>kidding based Manhattan technically, uh, and way he's saying he

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<v Speaker 1>can relate even in Arizona. That's the place started number seventy,

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<v Speaker 1>but then after number seventy four, felt guilty and I

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<v Speaker 1>started listening from the because of all you're listening in order.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's right, great job, constantly entertaining Mike Rempkowski

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<v Speaker 1>and also Don Rosen just says, say my name, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite movie lines Avid listeners. In September

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<v Speaker 1>two quick things, Uh, I was found in a position

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<v Speaker 1>to purchase my dream car, which was a BMW three series.

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<v Speaker 1>While trying to name said car, I googled b names

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<v Speaker 1>for cars. First was Brent, next was Beatrice. Then popped

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<v Speaker 1>up Brooklyn, so he named his Brooklyn b m his

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<v Speaker 1>BMW Brooklyn. However, I hear my favorite podcaster might be

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<v Speaker 1>getting rid of his beamer. Oh that's to be continued. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I started looking at the Lexus and we're gonna start

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<v Speaker 1>talking about that on our next podcast, because that's a

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<v Speaker 1>whole other thing. Brodie, Um say my name bitch. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, so American pie before I forget. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a question. What does Brodie say I got online when

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<v Speaker 1>referring to being in line at a register. It drives

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<v Speaker 1>me crazy. It's a regionalism, I know, maybe to be

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in line, Brodie, Slice for Life, paramedic listener, always

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<v Speaker 1>in order, scary and Brodie, thank you so much. So Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Don Rosin would like to know, Brodie, why are you online?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll explain. It's sort of like in New York we

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<v Speaker 1>say we're we're on Long Island, or you're in Staten Island. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're still in or on you're in I went I

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<v Speaker 1>was in Manhattan other day. Well, technically you're on in

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<v Speaker 1>Manhattan because it's an island. You're standing on it. Inline

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<v Speaker 1>and online is a regionalism. Okay, in this area people

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<v Speaker 1>say I'm getting online. There's a line. You're getting on

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<v Speaker 1>the end of it right now. You're standing in line,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're on the line. There's a line there and

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<v Speaker 1>you are on it. You are part of the line.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on the congo line. You're dancing around. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>say I'm in the Congo line. You could, right, but

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the line. Here's the thing that that's different though,

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<v Speaker 1>if you getting online, No, No, when you're in line,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in line waiting for something. When you're on a

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<v Speaker 1>Congo line, you're on a line that's traveling. You're not waiting.

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<v Speaker 1>You happen to be on the Congo line. You've you've

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<v Speaker 1>given the terrible because you can. You can be in

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<v Speaker 1>the Congo line or on the Congo line. It's neither way.

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<v Speaker 1>You're it's the in on based on if you're waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for something. Yes, hear me out. Why you're on the

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<v Speaker 1>Congo line. You're on the com Yeah, I said that

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the Congo line. But you're if you could,

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<v Speaker 1>you could be in a Congo line, if you're part

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Yes, you're on the Congo line. But would

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<v Speaker 1>you say you're would you say you're in the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the line? You say, I'm on the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the line. No, you're in if you're last in line, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're the last in line, Ronnie James deal, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're If you're the last in line, you're still

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the You're on the end of the line though, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I think when you're in line, you're in line waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for an outcome or a result. Like your your goal

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<v Speaker 1>is to get to the hold on. Your goal is

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<v Speaker 1>to get to the register. Both the correct though. You

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<v Speaker 1>could say I waited online for tickets for an hour. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's online. That's on the talk about the computer. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about weight online for something. I waited online for

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<v Speaker 1>an hour. The cash register was broken, by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>I was at home depot the other day yesterday, and

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<v Speaker 1>all the cashier's the cash registers. Oh, I got that's

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<v Speaker 1>your online. But you're also in line. You're both if

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<v Speaker 1>you're standing. This is not an argument. You're standing on

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<v Speaker 1>both correct. You're standing in line and you're also standing

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<v Speaker 1>on the line. They're both correct. It's it's what about

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<v Speaker 1>the Red Hot Chili Peppers said it best. Nope, Actually

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<v Speaker 1>it's not to see the show. And that's where you're wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>They are not the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They're just

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<v Speaker 1>Red Hot Chili Peppers. They don't have a lyric standing

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<v Speaker 1>in line to see the show. They're standing in line.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not standing online. That's there because they were They're

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<v Speaker 1>from They say in love you are on the congo

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<v Speaker 1>line because the congo and he's moving and you're not

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<v Speaker 1>really working toward any goal. Yeah, you're not trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get to the front of it. If you're if you're

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<v Speaker 1>if you're reasoning is to get to the front, and

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<v Speaker 1>you that is your end goal, to get to the

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<v Speaker 1>front of the line, then you're in line. I'm with

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with both are correct. You can yell all you want,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't. You can't argue about regionalisms. You can. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>with you, don I'm with you. You say waiting online

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<v Speaker 1>all the time, you can't be with on you? You

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<v Speaker 1>fuck you. You're look gonna You're look gonna just be

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<v Speaker 1>right for a change. You know what, I'm gonna read

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<v Speaker 1>some people that tweeted, uh have the audio we have

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<v Speaker 1>to play. We have some people who shout at us.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting to hold on. Wendy Gomez tweeted at me,

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<v Speaker 1>you would be so proud of me and the free

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<v Speaker 1>dessert I got today. Went to Burger King bought a

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<v Speaker 1>TwixT pie for myself, which turned out to be bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I went back and not only did I get my

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<v Speaker 1>money back, I was gonna order chicken nuggets and fries

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<v Speaker 1>for my kids, and got it for free. Hashtag win um,

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<v Speaker 1>Lindsay Garbage, Underscore Lady ten days of binging Brooklyn Boys

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<v Speaker 1>from episode zero and I'm caught up. If this doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>make me a hashtag slice for life, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what will. By the way, some people write fo r

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<v Speaker 1>and some people use in them before, I guess both

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<v Speaker 1>are correct. Bring on episode eighty David Brody and Scary

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<v Speaker 1>Jones also working on my slicest shirt. Let me know

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<v Speaker 1>if you want one free ship for us. So Lindsay's

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<v Speaker 1>working on a slices shirt. And then Tanya, who's a

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<v Speaker 1>big fan of this podcast and my Walkers and Talkers

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<v Speaker 1>podcast on my Heart Radio shoes for tea. You've all

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<v Speaker 1>heard her name any times. If I get fired, I

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<v Speaker 1>want a job with you, guys. Since I'm blaming the

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys podcast for getting me in trouble all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>What did we do? I corrected my boss in a

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<v Speaker 1>meeting today. He said a g l A account General

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<v Speaker 1>Ledger account account, So I corrected him. Hashtag grammar police,

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<v Speaker 1>you go, Tanya all right? And finally Monique Johnson, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>look she got up, and then play the shout out.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about what she all capped scary.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to show you that. Then I want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about what you did to me on stage, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we're gonna get hout. I've written, I've written to

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<v Speaker 1>you before on Facebook and Gmail, figured third times a charm,

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<v Speaker 1>long time listening to the Big show, and have been

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<v Speaker 1>listening to your podcast from the beginning. Also found myself

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<v Speaker 1>starting from the beginning to give you guys extra listens. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>She went over and over and over again to listen

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<v Speaker 1>to our podcast. Always chime in like I'm part of

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast, while people look at me like I'm crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's like a third microphone in here. Keep up

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<v Speaker 1>the terrific work. Uh, and I started, okay, great, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>you should bring the back to fat Jew for another podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a suggestion. I can't wait for the free

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<v Speaker 1>dessert book Monique Barzoom than you did. I read that

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<v Speaker 1>on a previous podcast. By the way, No, that was

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<v Speaker 1>a tweet. That's why it looks familiar, tweeted us. She

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<v Speaker 1>tried a three times, so I think I read the

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<v Speaker 1>other one. I got some unused jokes, and then, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I'll talk about next week what you

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<v Speaker 1>did to me on on Broadway on the Broadway stage.

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<v Speaker 1>These are punch lines that were trying to be we

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<v Speaker 1>tried to use on the Big Show, but they got

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<v Speaker 1>drawn back in our face. But we had no time

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<v Speaker 1>for them, so we read them here on a couple

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<v Speaker 1>So here's okay. So we were talking today on the

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<v Speaker 1>Big Show about how BTS is going to be in

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<v Speaker 1>studio on Friday to twelfth, and so Elvis was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about this a huge police presence downstairs. They're blocking off

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<v Speaker 1>the street, and h there's a big police van down there.

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<v Speaker 1>So I wrote him a joke and I said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's not a BTS. Maybe it's because there's a

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<v Speaker 1>new Brooklyn Boys podcast. He didn't find that funny. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>He was talking about how he wishes he was part

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<v Speaker 1>of the royal family and he said, you know, Duran

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<v Speaker 1>is not my real last name. My real last name

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<v Speaker 1>is Windsor. And I said, not winds are not look

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<v Speaker 1>at them. R Kelly was at a club. Danielle on

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<v Speaker 1>Our Show did a story about how R Kelly was

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<v Speaker 1>at a club and people at the club were missed,

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<v Speaker 1>and I saw My joke was, yeah, it was our Kelly.

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<v Speaker 1>They were piste off and on what did you get

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<v Speaker 1>to it? Uh? And then someone was talking about a

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<v Speaker 1>bad date. They went on on Tinder maybe, and they

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<v Speaker 1>met this girl and went back to her house. She

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<v Speaker 1>went to the bathroom and she came out dressed like

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<v Speaker 1>Betty Rubble from the Flintstone. So I said, oh, so

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<v Speaker 1>this joke he used, which was, oh, did you yabba

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<v Speaker 1>dabba do it? And then the joke he didn't use

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<v Speaker 1>was oh, after you had done, did she have a brontosaurs?

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<v Speaker 1>And what was the story? What was that story? That

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<v Speaker 1>that flint Stone story? I just said that set up.

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<v Speaker 1>He went into a girl's house, she went to the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>she came out dressed like Betty from the Front Sight,

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, yeah, he pedled the floor with his

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<v Speaker 1>feet and got the hell out of there, because that

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<v Speaker 1>was a reference to the cartoon beginning yeah with his

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<v Speaker 1>bare feet. Okay, And Elvis didn't use that either, and rightfully,

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<v Speaker 1>so all right, so next week we were on vacation,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we're back. And by the way, when we

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<v Speaker 1>say next week, I we don't know when you listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this, but the week of April fifteen, we're on vacation.

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<v Speaker 1>We won't be here, so you'll have to wait an

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<v Speaker 1>extra week episode eighty one, So let'sten to this one twice.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't know if we're gonna come back relaxed.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're gona come back more stressed, with more

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<v Speaker 1>stories and more bullshit. You think so, Button. See, I

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<v Speaker 1>had need a vacation. You do need vacation, I really do.

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<v Speaker 1>Singapore is a long way. Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn, Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn,