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Speaker 1: Episode eighty You believe eight. Damn some people don't live
Speaker 1: that long. Yeah. Eat any episodes of podcasts. It's like,
Speaker 1: feel like each one is a year of life. It
Speaker 1: seems a lot of a lot of energy in every podcast. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean it takes a lot out of me to
Speaker 1: do one of these, so that will be hard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's difficult, by the way. Shout out to at Jan
Speaker 1: of Vic regular tweet of ours. This is He tweeted
Speaker 1: this twenty five minutes before we started this podcast. I'm
Speaker 1: already in refresh mode waiting for the new episode of
Speaker 1: the Brooken Boys podcast with us Britan Scary whatever Wow
Speaker 1: episode eight. Already time flies when you're having fun. Now
Speaker 1: here's the thing. You guys should be getting alerts when
Speaker 1: the podcast comes up. But I love that you're refreshing
Speaker 1: before the alert can even be sent out and shout
Speaker 1: out to these people, uh texting us at startup, startup,
Speaker 1: start up, startup, start up, startup, startup, startup, startup, startup.
Speaker 1: That's six text messages, six all all just saying startup, startup.
Speaker 1: And it's an entire text message screen and they're all
Speaker 1: different number. Holy crap. Look at area code six four six,
Speaker 1: this one seven one seven, area code five four? Where's
Speaker 1: area code five one two? I don't know an area code.
Speaker 1: That's uh South Florida, that's Broward County. And uh, look
Speaker 1: at this. We got knock knock anyone recording Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. As one two is the great
Speaker 1: city of Austin, Texas, doesn't mean they're living there. Their
Speaker 1: phone is from there. Well, Eric code six wanted to
Speaker 1: know we're knock knocking and the island. How about this
Speaker 1: one from Connecticut? Eric code to three looking forward to
Speaker 1: a new episode of Brooklyn Boys to listen to on
Speaker 1: my way into work tonight. So they're hoping that this
Speaker 1: gets posted ingested and and uh then he goes live
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Speaker 1: have an iTunes problem sometimes sometimes it takes hour goes
Speaker 1: up on iHeart because that's our that's our company, and
Speaker 1: then it takes a while to go to the other platforms.
Speaker 1: And it's, by the way, we're on almost all of
Speaker 1: them now right, including Spotify. Surprise that not our company,
Speaker 1: but but hashtag were Brooklyn Boys Slices for Life. Can
Speaker 1: now hear us on Spotify now if you're already listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast on iHeart Radio, if you have a
Speaker 1: friend Neo for some reason doesn't have to free your
Speaker 1: heart radio app and they have Spotify, that's fine. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just gotta tell you I witnessed Live Brody having
Speaker 1: penis envy. This is right before we started the podcast.
Speaker 1: You were scrolling casually through Instagram. Oh yeah, no idea,
Speaker 1: and he's like, he's like, oh, look at this National
Speaker 1: Sibling Day. Sibling everyone scare your posted pictures which you've
Speaker 1: never seen a picture of you and your sister and
Speaker 1: brother together. Neither have I. It took me about eight
Speaker 1: hours to find that. And the three of you look
Speaker 1: nothing alike. No, we don't like under everything. Your brother
Speaker 1: might look like you, but he's buried under a beard
Speaker 1: and tattoos. And so I found found the one picture
Speaker 1: posted yesterday, and if you looked at the feed, brody. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was hashtag National Sibling Day yesterday, so I had
Speaker 1: a day yesterday. So I for the most part, I
Speaker 1: went on Instagram to apply to people to put the
Speaker 1: little hearts, you know, like their comments, like like like,
Speaker 1: and I didn't scroll through my feed, so my feed
Speaker 1: hadn't refreshed since yesterday. Shame on me. And I see
Speaker 1: everyone's putting a picture with your siblings. Let me call
Speaker 1: that's nice another one, just like, oh, sorry, well you
Speaker 1: put missed that. You missed it because you don't have
Speaker 1: any siblings. So here's the thing. Is the only child
Speaker 1: any any any pictures of me on Instagram where I'm alone?
Speaker 1: That's my sibling picture. I was about to say, you
Speaker 1: should just post one just for the hell of it
Speaker 1: as a joke. You'd be like, hashtag siblings just you
Speaker 1: just me, I have to do that child. Yeah that's great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not like anybody did that yesterday, but anyway, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's only child Day, every day, every day. No, we
Speaker 1: should have that. We should have National only child Day
Speaker 1: and people should put a picture of themselves. So it
Speaker 1: took me a long time to find that picture, and
Speaker 1: I had to crop out my dad Tony if you
Speaker 1: look below, if you look at my sister's shirt closely,
Speaker 1: that's the top of my father's head. Was he crouched
Speaker 1: down between the three year he was crouching down and
Speaker 1: he had my neck tiger hidding Tony, Yes, Tony the
Speaker 1: tiger him. Yeah. He had my nephew Lucas next to him,
Speaker 1: so he was crouching down. But I'm like, I'm sorry, Tony,
Speaker 1: you've been cut out of this picture because it's the
Speaker 1: only existing photo where my sister and me and my
Speaker 1: sister and my brother. Here we go with that. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get into that right now, me and my sister
Speaker 1: and brother in the same picture together, my sister, my brother. Alright,
Speaker 1: you're fine, alright, so fine, but let's move on to
Speaker 1: this now because this totally was a mind fun. We
Speaker 1: have a rule. You're going to correct people, be right.
Speaker 1: That's rule number one of correcting people. We had a
Speaker 1: problem yesterday, yesterday, it was two days ago, whatever it was.
Speaker 1: So we were talking about how Scary and Gandhi are
Speaker 1: going to Singapore, which we have to talk about that
Speaker 1: in a little while as well. You're leaving on the twelfth,
Speaker 1: which is tomorrow. We're recording this on the eleventh Saturday Saturday. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm leaving tomorrow from from my vacation. We'll talk about
Speaker 1: that too. So anyway, so I was on the air
Speaker 1: and I was excited, but I was also cognizant of cognizant.
Speaker 1: That's it's what spell what is Z not an S,
Speaker 1: don't correct us, don't tweet us, cognizant c O G
Speaker 1: N I Z A N T. So I was cognizant
Speaker 1: that the whole me and I, you and me, me
Speaker 1: and you. We've learned on the podcast the right way
Speaker 1: to say it. So when we were on the Big
Speaker 1: Show and I was talking about my trip to Singapore,
Speaker 1: I said the following, all right, scary, what's up with you?
Speaker 1: The radio station is sending me and Gandhi to Singapore
Speaker 1: this Saturday, Me and Gandy? Can we discuss how you
Speaker 1: said me and Gandhi? Correct and Gandhi? Either way, it's correct.
Speaker 1: So I'm just walking. I would put Gandhi first, Gandhi
Speaker 1: and me to Singapore. And by the way, I was
Speaker 1: one hundred and sure about it. When I play that again, playing,
Speaker 1: I'll cocky, you are all right, scary? What's up with you?
Speaker 1: The radio station is sending me and Gandhi to Singapore
Speaker 1: this Saturday, Me and Gandy. Can we discuss how you
Speaker 1: said me and Gandhi. Yeah, it's correct, correct because I
Speaker 1: knew that me and Gandhi or Gandhi and me are
Speaker 1: correct because the sentence was the radio station is sending
Speaker 1: me and Gandhi. Now you couldn't say me and Gandhia
Speaker 1: go to Singapore. That's different. But the radio station is
Speaker 1: sending me and the Singapore Gandhi and Me. But then
Speaker 1: the text messages blew up, started yelling at night, every
Speaker 1: one of you bastards, And I'm like, learned anything from
Speaker 1: the Brook boys. Those people may not be slices, so
Speaker 1: I have to give them the benefit of doubt. I
Speaker 1: don't think they are. However, remember if he had said
Speaker 1: the radio station is sending Gandhi and I, you couldn't
Speaker 1: say the radio station is sending I. It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: That's how you know the right. But everybody's texting it.
Speaker 1: It's gone. Do you know? Do you know right now?
Speaker 1: This you can just search for and me and I
Speaker 1: on Google and you'll get websites that explain it. Now,
Speaker 1: I was happy. I took a victory. Yes you did, so,
Speaker 1: I tweeted. I texted back a couple of bowl and
Speaker 1: explain the rule to them, and one person wrote back,
Speaker 1: oh my god, so sorry, And one person wrote back, uh,
Speaker 1: twenty is something like twenty two years of English teaching
Speaker 1: and school. All my teachers have been wrong. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I cannot believe I've been misled. So yeah, yeah, you're welcome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Speakery Jones in with the grammar. That's very night. No
Speaker 1: grammar police, no, no, none, You've got a citation of
Speaker 1: award from the Grammar Very proud of you. Well, I
Speaker 1: could tell you right now that I'm proud and excited
Speaker 1: that I am going to Singapore. Uh, you know that,
Speaker 1: that's what that clips. I'm a little I'm a little
Speaker 1: jealous as much as I don't like it's the longest
Speaker 1: commercial flight in the world. Yeah, this is the longest
Speaker 1: direct direct flight. Yeah. Well, let's if it's two flights,
Speaker 1: then it's not a flight. So right, Singapore Airlines is
Speaker 1: sending me and Gandhi. That's right, absolutely right. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say it again, me and Gandhi to Singapore and and
Speaker 1: we are gonna be landing at Changi airport. Changi Airport
Speaker 1: is apparently a city in of it itself. The reason
Speaker 1: why they want to send us is they want to
Speaker 1: They say, look, you guys are going on vacation. We
Speaker 1: want you to go report back on your vacation. So
Speaker 1: while the show is playing these best of shows next week,
Speaker 1: while the whole show was on vacation, we're technically working. Now.
Speaker 1: I know it's it's a little bit of a stretch
Speaker 1: of the imagination to think that sending us. By the way,
Speaker 1: I feel like you should hit the jingle. I feel
Speaker 1: like you should hit the jingle. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: hit the jingle. They're paying me to god far from
Speaker 1: a product endorsement. Let me who wouldn't talk about it
Speaker 1: and scream from the mountaintops if they were being sent
Speaker 1: around halfway around the world the spore, I would imagine
Speaker 1: people in Singapore don't want to go back. Okay, but
Speaker 1: here's the here's here. It is all right. I know
Speaker 1: you don't love flying. Oh no, I'm going. If they
Speaker 1: say you can, I can go. They said, yeah, if
Speaker 1: they said, I have to figure out a way to
Speaker 1: get Now, it's not the flying because the planes I
Speaker 1: looked up to was at Singapore. It's Singapore Airlines. It's
Speaker 1: a commercial. It's a nine flight. I google video on YouTube,
Speaker 1: you know, I went on YouTube by google the videos
Speaker 1: and they all come up on YouTube. Of course, there's
Speaker 1: videos of what first it's business class. It's called business class.
Speaker 1: There is no first class on this plane between us.
Speaker 1: It's like it's for us class and quotes. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: The only two classes on the plane our business and
Speaker 1: Premium Economy. And follow the radio station shelled out to
Speaker 1: have us both and our guests and and a support
Speaker 1: staff of our producer Jake and and from the twentiesomething
Speaker 1: is doing nothing podcasts right, and Jeff Smith, our engineer,
Speaker 1: and a couple of sales people all fly. Now here's
Speaker 1: the thing, there's a lot of pressure on you guys.
Speaker 1: Why you know why readings. I was in those meetings.
Speaker 1: So they paid for commerce, they've paid for commercial campaign.
Speaker 1: They paid for us to do these cut ins next
Speaker 1: weeks during the show. That will be the only new
Speaker 1: content during next week's show. But here's why this press
Speaker 1: should be all of us broadcasting live from there. If
Speaker 1: the if the fantastic people of the Singapore tourism and
Speaker 1: the airport and all those people are happy. If they
Speaker 1: love what we do actual we do, there's a chance
Speaker 1: they may send the whole Elvistra in morning show. So
Speaker 1: I'm counting on your brother my job. I'm counting on
Speaker 1: me too. You're not the first person that said that
Speaker 1: get drunk and fall asleep in the airport for three days.
Speaker 1: Since they guess it's scary, you've got to knock it
Speaker 1: out of the point. Yeah, I could sweet for you
Speaker 1: if that's what it takes. Because the more love they see,
Speaker 1: the more of a chance that the whole show is
Speaker 1: going to get to go. Now, this food there you've
Speaker 1: never eaten. Well that that's the next part of it.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm worried about. So you have to like
Speaker 1: Gandhi has been all over the you know, Asia, and
Speaker 1: she's she's you know, she's world. She's eating food and
Speaker 1: all over the world. You have not. No, I have not.
Speaker 1: I've I'm lucky that I've gotten out of Brooklyn and
Speaker 1: and so I've never I've never ever been in Asia.
Speaker 1: I've never been close. Um. The light pattern on this
Speaker 1: flight again, nineteen hours on this one flight goes up,
Speaker 1: it goes north, goes goes over the north Pole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't fly east or west style over Santa Claus style.
Speaker 1: And and so yes, sponsor Changi Airport is they want
Speaker 1: us to see what's going on there. The world's largest
Speaker 1: indoor waterfall is at this Changy airport. And imagine this
Speaker 1: is what this freaks me out because I looked it
Speaker 1: up online and now, by the way, it's it's it's
Speaker 1: a rainforest. Imagine that you're going on vacation or a
Speaker 1: business trip and it's to the airport, like it's the
Speaker 1: airport that's that's sending you there. Because the airport is
Speaker 1: so unbelievable. They want people to fly, so show up.
Speaker 1: This is not a commercial for me. I'm I'm genuinely
Speaker 1: amazed at the getting paid to go. So they're paying
Speaker 1: me to go. But the point is you grammatically correct
Speaker 1: and that's the most blood thing. And and yes, I
Speaker 1: can't wait for the trip to to sample foods that
Speaker 1: I've never had in my life. Um and now they said,
Speaker 1: do you want to go bungee jumping or zip lining?
Speaker 1: You said that that was I said, I said none
Speaker 1: of the above. I'll hang out by the pool. If
Speaker 1: if you've ever seen the film Crazy Rich Asians. You've
Speaker 1: already seen what I'm about to see. Uh, They're they're
Speaker 1: taking us on this They're taking us on this botanical
Speaker 1: garden tour. We're gonna go at night. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: brunch in the botanical gardens. It's gonna be a butterfly
Speaker 1: thing we're gonna have. I don't know. I'll report back
Speaker 1: to you whether you care. I don't know if people
Speaker 1: care or not. But I don't know. It's just an
Speaker 1: experience of a lifetime, and I'm really humbled to be
Speaker 1: able to be given the opportunity. Just while we're talking,
Speaker 1: I I googled fifteen best Singapore dishes. Now a lot
Speaker 1: of them look like variations of Asian food you might
Speaker 1: have had before, right, little like tie or Chinese, very similar,
Speaker 1: not exactly. Don't think of Singapore not only a city.
Speaker 1: It's its own country. Singapore is its own country. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm just further information, all right. So number six on
Speaker 1: this list, well, let's go to like I just randomly
Speaker 1: number three laksa rice noodles and a spicy coconut soup
Speaker 1: with shrimp, fish cakes, egg and chicken. Sounds good across
Speaker 1: between Chinese and Malaysian cuisine. Like I said, this similarities
Speaker 1: to other Asian foods that you've eaten. Number four is okay,
Speaker 1: I'm doing my best here. Char quaite towel, all right,
Speaker 1: that's I'm trying to pronounce it right, Broad white noodles
Speaker 1: fried with black soyer sauce, bean sprouts, fish cake, clams,
Speaker 1: and Chinese sausage. I'm in. I'm good. I mean I
Speaker 1: would probably without the bean sprouts, no vege. Now wait
Speaker 1: a minute, it comes to number six. Barbecute sting right. Now,
Speaker 1: here's the first line. Doesn't make sense to me. Originating
Speaker 1: in the streets. Barbecute sting ray has become a popular
Speaker 1: seafood dish down the streets. I'm pretty sure it originated
Speaker 1: in the ocean. I'm calling with that the classic. That's
Speaker 1: the talking about the street food. Apparently their street food
Speaker 1: in Singapore is as good as the foods you can
Speaker 1: get in restaurant. Okay, here's another dish. Number seven, fish
Speaker 1: head curry. That's what Elvis was talking. A huge fish
Speaker 1: head and vegetables cooked in a curry, served with rice
Speaker 1: or bread. So I would just order that, no fish head,
Speaker 1: no vegetables, no problem, the problem. Okay, So Elvis is
Speaker 1: like sat tee. You've had si and chaw suey meats
Speaker 1: on rice with noodles. That looks fine. And oyster omelet.
Speaker 1: You like oysters an egg omelet unless they get the
Speaker 1: wrong omelet, like in that dinam we were at. Yeah, so, oh,
Speaker 1: this this is bach Cootell Park Rip soup. I'd eat that.
Speaker 1: I think good shape you think so. But Elvis did
Speaker 1: say that I might get freaked out by the fact
Speaker 1: that there's a fish head floating in in soup. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I said, you know what, if it tastes good,
Speaker 1: I'm in. You've heard the song fish heads, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: eat them up? Yum. Uh desserts by that's by Barnes
Speaker 1: and Barnes. Barns and Barns. Uh So speaking of Barns
Speaker 1: and Barns old school, they were do DJ the Lawyers.
Speaker 1: No so Barnes. I grew up listening to Dr Demento,
Speaker 1: which is still on the radio. He used to play
Speaker 1: song parodies and I didn't know hen syndicated. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: just had a birthday and we're that's we're weird. I
Speaker 1: got his start. Wait. I used to send in tapes
Speaker 1: to Drmento show, and I used to listen and Dr
Speaker 1: Demento was like a syndicated thing on Saturday nights, would
Speaker 1: call for like two hours and it would play like, uh,
Speaker 1: countdown of the funniest, dopious songs you know, like any
Speaker 1: like Hello Moda, Hello Father, any stupid songs you've heard,
Speaker 1: and weird Al used to send his stuff in. That's
Speaker 1: how he got his break. And so I grew up
Speaker 1: like on Saturday nights under the covers, listening to the
Speaker 1: radio in my room so that no, my parents didn't
Speaker 1: know I wasn't sleeping. And that's how I was exposed
Speaker 1: to comedy radio, which is sort of how I ended
Speaker 1: up doing this, you know what I do for a living.
Speaker 1: And allegedly I didn't hear it, but if you look
Speaker 1: at his playlists, he did play one of my Britney
Speaker 1: Spears parodies many years ago. But Barnes and Barnes I
Speaker 1: thought were like two comedians, like, oh, Barnes and Barnes,
Speaker 1: these guys are great. They sent it a lot of bits.
Speaker 1: They're actually two radio guys, a guy and a girl.
Speaker 1: I think maybe one man and woman who did radio
Speaker 1: bits and sent them in. I didn't know that they
Speaker 1: have a bums out, but they were just morning show
Speaker 1: DJ's like, I think we have it. By the way,
Speaker 1: I'm not a morning show DJ, but I just meant,
Speaker 1: you know, one of the odds we have fish heads?
Speaker 1: Do you think of fish heads? Just play a clip.
Speaker 1: It's a stupid song. And I don't even know if no,
Speaker 1: I think we have it. We really You can't search
Speaker 1: for fish heads on the eye in this computer doesn't work.
Speaker 1: It was Sammy Davis Juniors computer. Yeah, okay, that's an
Speaker 1: old reference. I would have said our boss, but that
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. Heads. Okay, here fish heads. It's thinking,
Speaker 1: oh look at this, Brodie, what was you got it? False?
Speaker 1: Have worried false, false false, have old fun upon false, mourning, laughing, happy,
Speaker 1: fish heads ninged, floating in the soup. I feel like
Speaker 1: I need to be tripping on acid. That's the guy
Speaker 1: that it must have been. Anyway, the song he breaks
Speaker 1: into like a rap. But this is some seventies this song.
Speaker 1: Why is it compared because they played in the eighties
Speaker 1: that all the way they owe royalties out the Chipmunks,
Speaker 1: because that's that's a rip off of the Chipmunks song.
Speaker 1: But at some point he goes pulling fish heads. We've
Speaker 1: never seen drinking cappuccino and Titan restaurants oriental women. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he does like a breakdown in the middle. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: that's the kind of crap I grew up on, and
Speaker 1: I'm here today now thinks so. Yeah, so that was
Speaker 1: number six on the list of foods and single You
Speaker 1: gotta eat a fish head. I'm gonna do it, and
Speaker 1: that that is my challenge to myself. It's getting hoaking
Speaker 1: right at you. I'm gonna have I'm gonna have an
Speaker 1: open mind to try Anything's gonna be eating an open
Speaker 1: mind and fish head and I will be eating. I
Speaker 1: will eat anything once. That's all I said. Something's like
Speaker 1: go back for gentlemen. You heard that? Yes? Uh so
Speaker 1: you So if they put like a scorpion in front
Speaker 1: of you with curry like bamboo and it's dead, I
Speaker 1: don't want you need a scorpion. I would not eat
Speaker 1: a live animal, would you? Would you? Would you? But
Speaker 1: you wouldn't try anything knowing you're disdained. They wouldn't try
Speaker 1: any vegetables. I don't like ice in my diet. So
Speaker 1: you think from gallions you're gonna try a no no, no,
Speaker 1: no not doing it. Do it tastes just like, I
Speaker 1: don't care what it tastes. Something cut off for this
Speaker 1: trip except for the zip line part. Yeah, you're not
Speaker 1: a zip liner. No, you're selling on a bungee jumper.
Speaker 1: They're gonna take us to the market where they filmed
Speaker 1: crazy rich Asians in that film they have like they
Speaker 1: go to this crazy market with all this awesome food
Speaker 1: from the Asian culture. I am willing to Well, actually
Speaker 1: I can walk down the street for that, couldn't I
Speaker 1: at Chinatown? Yeah you could, Well you only get Chinese though,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll eat a golden duck, golden goose. That's up.
Speaker 1: Even go to Chinatown and you see the these golden
Speaker 1: when the dead birds hanging in the wind, they're peaking
Speaker 1: ducks and they're golden brown. There peaking ducks. That's a
Speaker 1: style of cooking. What are you sure about that? I know,
Speaker 1: peaking duck is like when you put the art in
Speaker 1: the pink sols. So we're here in in Chinatown. You
Speaker 1: walk by these stores and they have golden brown fully
Speaker 1: cooked goose or geese. I think they're ducks, and they're
Speaker 1: like they have their beaks on it and everything. There's
Speaker 1: a pecking duck a k I N. But that's not peaking.
Speaker 1: It's pecking. So peaking duck is not what's hanging in
Speaker 1: the hanging on these in the stores. No, no, there's
Speaker 1: pecking ducks. Maybe I'm wrong. I think they're just ducks.
Speaker 1: They're just ducks. They're fully cooked, they're wait a minute,
Speaker 1: I'm no. I'm seeing videos raising pecking ducks and raising
Speaker 1: peaking ducks a German pecking. I think the videos are
Speaker 1: just wrong pecking pekin anyway, all right, but we digress,
Speaker 1: as we've been doing for the past twenty minutes. Um.
Speaker 1: So oh, they were hatched in pea king. They're birds
Speaker 1: from peeking. What they're called pecking? Hold on, pop sugar?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Is it peaking duck or peck and duck?
Speaker 1: Only one letters separates a peck and duck for peaking duck.
Speaker 1: The terms are often used interchangeably, but one letter can
Speaker 1: be a big difference. A peck and duck is a
Speaker 1: breed of duck, also known as Long Island duck, so
Speaker 1: much to learn. Peeking duck is a famous roast duck
Speaker 1: dish that comes from China as what I said. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know stuff stuff about ducks. You want to You
Speaker 1: know that guy Broady, he knows ducks. Luck sauce not
Speaker 1: made from ducks. You know what else about ducks. I
Speaker 1: don't need to be order corrected in my phone. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't when I would never ever write the UK ducking
Speaker 1: ducking Well, if you're dunk in some check, you might be.
Speaker 1: You don't want to talk to her. She's calling you.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, I'm I'm ducking Maria. Don't try and
Speaker 1: to correct my f to a D. But what if
Speaker 1: you were telling somebody who ducking Maria? You texted you're
Speaker 1: fucking Maria. I thought you were trying to avoid this girl.
Speaker 1: Why I know when I get angry right and all caps.
Speaker 1: If I'm all caps in and I'm writing, fucking like,
Speaker 1: stop fucking texting like I do to Greg T a lot,
Speaker 1: because texts NonStop, right, I don't mean ducking right, that's
Speaker 1: a good point. I don't mean ducking if it's all caps, ever,
Speaker 1: whenever reason to do it. That Android doesn't do that.
Speaker 1: Although Alexa, I'm sorry if you guys have so, I've
Speaker 1: been trying to get Alexa to curse so she'll sometimes
Speaker 1: say asshole, but she's then sometimes in the context. Well
Speaker 1: that's the thing. There's certain words you can say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could say Alexa defined Brodie. Oh nice. So I
Speaker 1: tried it when I was working with it. So I
Speaker 1: think if you say, like, um, you are an asshole,
Speaker 1: she she she won't say asshole. You can't say repeat
Speaker 1: after me. No, now you can. If you say do
Speaker 1: me in the asshole, she won't say that. But if
Speaker 1: they do me in the ass she'll say it. I
Speaker 1: don't know, because I don't think she knows. I don't
Speaker 1: think she knows every combination of dirty words. So they
Speaker 1: have to pre program all the things for her to avoid.
Speaker 1: And there's no way to get it a curse, like
Speaker 1: there's no parental setting, or you can turn it off
Speaker 1: like I said, can I get you a curse or
Speaker 1: go you need to put in that suggestion or you
Speaker 1: need to contact Amazon. She won't. Like, there's no adult
Speaker 1: thing you can turn off like a child proof. You
Speaker 1: can't get it a curse. I need an adult smart speaker.
Speaker 1: But someone who's just gonna just tell it like it is,
Speaker 1: just lay it out on the line. Well, you can
Speaker 1: trick her into saying certain things and I forget what
Speaker 1: sentence I use where she said asshole, but she won't
Speaker 1: say asshole all the time, which is weird. She'll say
Speaker 1: butth hole, but she won't you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Come on and she'll say ass Why do we have
Speaker 1: to be so clean? So so pc? It's weird, But
Speaker 1: have fun with her. Yeah, Like, look, I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you like things you try if I tell you people
Speaker 1: like why would you say that? To Alexa? You can
Speaker 1: say lick my right, but you can't say touch mark
Speaker 1: like there's certain they didn't program all of the options
Speaker 1: for her not to say. You can get away with
Speaker 1: working around if you figure out the words to use
Speaker 1: a child. That's what I do. It's what you do
Speaker 1: when you spare time trying to figure out ways to
Speaker 1: trick Alexa into cursing. Where are you going on your
Speaker 1: vacation now that we're off next week? I'm not getting paid,
Speaker 1: so I'm allowed to talk about it. I'm going on
Speaker 1: on Norwegian cruise right, but I'm not getting paid for
Speaker 1: it's on sponsor for me, not a sponsor, no, but
Speaker 1: it's the Boovi cruise that's get away to Paradise you're
Speaker 1: going to be in your own now. There's two of them.
Speaker 1: This was a tough choice because there's two Bongovi cruises.
Speaker 1: There's one leaving the twelfth from Florida from Miami, which
Speaker 1: is by the time you hear this, it's what I'm
Speaker 1: going on, right, And then there's a nut so we're
Speaker 1: off this week. It was like, perfect, I'm off. It's great.
Speaker 1: There's another one in August from the Mediterranean. I think
Speaker 1: it's from Barcelona. It leaves and it's the same week
Speaker 1: we're off. So I may have to go again. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I haven't figured it out yet. I may
Speaker 1: go again. I don't know. I have decided. So I'm
Speaker 1: going with my friend Robin. If you guys listened to
Speaker 1: the fifteen Minute Morning Show. Rob has been my friends
Speaker 1: since I'm seventeen years old, and we you know, we
Speaker 1: worked together. We've been best friends forever. He moved to
Speaker 1: South Carolina almost two years ago. I've seen him maybe
Speaker 1: twice since then. We met in Florida, and then he
Speaker 1: came to New York one weekend and he was on
Speaker 1: the fifteen Minute Morning Show and I was talking about
Speaker 1: his wife who he had married. Uh. He moved to
Speaker 1: South Carolina. I was in genuine shock. I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: your wife and he said, dude, I got divorced nine
Speaker 1: months ago. And he said that in front of Brody
Speaker 1: on the podcast of the Fifteen Minute Studio as it
Speaker 1: was happening, and Brodie found out on the podcast that
Speaker 1: he had been divorced. Right, I never never mentioned it. Well,
Speaker 1: like it didn't come up. I'm like, what do you mean? Where? What?
Speaker 1: What about you? I gotta say, moved there to spend
Speaker 1: time when we're in a quiet environment, get a bigger
Speaker 1: place to of and she never moved down there. I'm
Speaker 1: genuinely looking forward to you having your vacation because you
Speaker 1: guys are gonna be bros and you just gonna have
Speaker 1: a lot in comment. You're not only we get to
Speaker 1: be bros. We haven't been bros in a long time.
Speaker 1: He moved away two years ago and he was sort
Speaker 1: of engaged for a while, so he's been with her
Speaker 1: you know that girl, And now we're bros on it
Speaker 1: like with single dudes. For like, I'm not single, but
Speaker 1: we're gonna be single for five days on the cruise
Speaker 1: and we get to see Bonjo. We perform John bon Joe,
Speaker 1: we're not the band and we already we have ranged,
Speaker 1: so Richie's not there. No, No, it's just for John
Speaker 1: and the Kings of Suburbia is a great band that
Speaker 1: he plays with. And everyone on the ship gets a
Speaker 1: photo with John. So there you go, so instant gratifications.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't have to lurk outside of his cabin. No,
Speaker 1: and what's what's what's What's crazy? Stateroom? Many years ago,
Speaker 1: knocking understanding years ago on the Elvis Dan Knock, Knock,
Speaker 1: knocking on your statement on the Heaven Yet it's a
Speaker 1: Fob Dylan song and we know um So many years
Speaker 1: ago on the Elvis de Rand Show, John bon Jovi
Speaker 1: and Richie Sambora came up to promote their new single.
Speaker 1: At the time, I think it was it's my life, Well,
Speaker 1: have a nice day. It was one of those two.
Speaker 1: It was have a nice day, I remember when it was.
Speaker 1: So they came in. The two of them played guitar
Speaker 1: in our studio five ft away from me, right like,
Speaker 1: let's gonna take pictures and this is the old studio
Speaker 1: in New Jersey. Wait, and the picture was appropriate, right.
Speaker 1: The picture wall was down the hall through a door
Speaker 1: down the hall. It wasn't near the studio, so I
Speaker 1: had to like finish up in the studio and there
Speaker 1: was a long line of people getting pictures with them,
Speaker 1: so I ran to the bathroom. I come back somehow
Speaker 1: the line was done and they were gone and I
Speaker 1: never got my picture with them. That's a long time ago.
Speaker 1: I'm getting my picture of John. This is the time,
Speaker 1: and I will tell you that I think that, Um, well,
Speaker 1: first of all, I don't know if he's gonna play
Speaker 1: mon Jovi songs. He's doing both. I don't think. I
Speaker 1: think he's just gonna play John bon Jovi songs because
Speaker 1: it was the time where he did stuff stuff, and
Speaker 1: he's got a lot of glory. Not dude, he's gonna
Speaker 1: play You think he's gonna play Yes, and get their
Speaker 1: bon Jovi music collective Soul from the nineties. There on
Speaker 1: the ship, Tonic is on the ship to man it's
Speaker 1: a whole weekend of concerts. But there's a band, a
Speaker 1: cover band on the ship called Slippery when Wet that's
Speaker 1: gonna be doing bon Jovi cover band cover. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: John doesn't get on the ship till Saturday. We leave
Speaker 1: on Friday. The cover band plays on Friday. Imagine if
Speaker 1: they had the balls to play when he was on
Speaker 1: the ship. Well, I was gonna say, would he step
Speaker 1: up on stage? And he's done that before. So there's
Speaker 1: a place in New Jersey called Long Beach Island, uh,
Speaker 1: the LBI we know it as. And one time at
Speaker 1: this place, I want to say, it was Joe Pops Okay,
Speaker 1: one of the bars, not a sponsor, and there was
Speaker 1: a cover band up there and they were doing Living
Speaker 1: on a Prayer. Unbeknownst to them, John bon Jovi was
Speaker 1: in the audience while they started playing the song. He
Speaker 1: emerges for nowhere and jumps on the stage and sings
Speaker 1: Living on a Prayer with this band and then charges
Speaker 1: them royalty fees. You might have been the band slippery Way.
Speaker 1: Who knows, but I think there's video, there's YouTube video
Speaker 1: of this, or it's an urban legend that I'm making
Speaker 1: it up. But can you imagine would you ship yourself
Speaker 1: if you're a cover band playing bon Jovies songs, or
Speaker 1: let's say you're playing you know, for you kiss covers
Speaker 1: or whatever, and the fucking the lead singer of or
Speaker 1: any member of that real band shows up and just
Speaker 1: jumps on stage and jamming out with you, similar to
Speaker 1: that um Judas Priest got when Rob Halpford left the
Speaker 1: band Judas Priest, they got a guy from a Judas
Speaker 1: Priest cover band. That's where the movie what's that movie?
Speaker 1: Rock Star? Oh? God? With um? It was no, No,
Speaker 1: it was the one with um. Uh not Britney Murphy. Nope,
Speaker 1: the one with the athletic almost famous almost famous with
Speaker 1: what's her name? Right? God, my mother's famous. I can't
Speaker 1: at the Hudson. Yeah, so that that movie is really
Speaker 1: about that guy. And and in case people are yelling
Speaker 1: at the at their phones right now. A Journey also
Speaker 1: also got their lead singer when Steve Perry left from
Speaker 1: I think he's Malaysian or he's from Singapore. Wait a
Speaker 1: minute from Singapore? From Singapore, hold on, get out of here,
Speaker 1: hold on. So so, speaking of singers, they got him
Speaker 1: of YouTube. Um, and I think he's from I know
Speaker 1: he's Asian. One more note on Singapore. Uh. So our
Speaker 1: friends Sisany who is a co host from Manila. He's
Speaker 1: from Minila, from Okay. So our our co host co
Speaker 1: Siany from the Ryan Seacrest Show in Los Angeles. She
Speaker 1: got to do the Ryon's co host. Yes, she's Ryan's
Speaker 1: co host, co worker Ryan Cea Crests co co host. Um,
Speaker 1: she got to go on the Singapore trip. Do you
Speaker 1: know that while she was getting her bags in Los
Speaker 1: Angeles l a X and she was leaving the trip
Speaker 1: at the very last minute. As she's picking up her bags,
Speaker 1: she runs right into the lead actor from Crazy Rich
Speaker 1: Asians who was on that fly. She got a picture
Speaker 1: with us. Talk about the ultimate ending to your trip
Speaker 1: to Singapore is getting a freaking selfie? Were the lead anyway?
Speaker 1: I just wanted to that. We've spent a lot of
Speaker 1: time talking about our niceties and pleasantries. One more thing
Speaker 1: we had to talk about, right is the is the
Speaker 1: Mets game? Ah, that's right. You and I went to
Speaker 1: Opening Day. We had a great time. Yeah, and and
Speaker 1: so we sort of teased what was gonna happen and
Speaker 1: what we were hoping to do, right, and we gotta,
Speaker 1: we gotta, we gotta update everybody on what happened. Yes,
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Speaker 1: That's me. That one's music to my ears. It's about
Speaker 1: Todd I how to have the jingle singers come back
Speaker 1: in for you do sound right? Even the singers were
Speaker 1: like a flow screw you Brody to use auto tune
Speaker 1: and pitch shift, all these things in the little little
Speaker 1: pitchy Dog, Little pitchy Dog. Yeah. Um, all right, so
Speaker 1: the met game, we about the game. We taught that. Okay.
Speaker 1: So first of all, uh, Scary was paranoid. You were
Speaker 1: paranoid a boy getting there on time. So rather than
Speaker 1: buy all right, it was opening day, you gotta take
Speaker 1: in the air. You gotta walk around the card I know,
Speaker 1: to field baseball coming back into your lungs normally. So
Speaker 1: I'm Mike Brodie. I want to get there. No less
Speaker 1: than an hour before the game. Right, So there was
Speaker 1: a Penn station in New York as we can buy
Speaker 1: the tickets right underneath Madison s o'clock start. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: but they they're renovating. They're doing this massive renovation. They're
Speaker 1: ripping everything out, walls everywhere. So we couldn't find the
Speaker 1: ticket area. So he's like, let's just go. So we
Speaker 1: got on the train, We get there, we get off
Speaker 1: the train, and we had to buy the tickets from
Speaker 1: from the conductor guy once you get off the train.
Speaker 1: Oh no, full price, no discount. It's double double. It
Speaker 1: was double the price double there. Couldn't wait ten minutes,
Speaker 1: so double the price. But the problem is I still
Speaker 1: I owe you five dollars at some point, at some point, Yeah,
Speaker 1: please buy me a steak. Uh yeah, right after you
Speaker 1: buy me one stake of a bit. Anyway, we we
Speaker 1: we paid. We got to the game, and uh I
Speaker 1: double the price. The price, and with only twenty minutes
Speaker 1: to spare before first pitch, and we bumped into some
Speaker 1: some friends. But we didn't see any celebrities though, because
Speaker 1: we got there late. We didn't Okay, I was ready
Speaker 1: to leave here at ten thirty that morning. We were
Speaker 1: standing by the Jerry Sein felt sweet and he was
Speaker 1: already in his suite. We didn't get to see him nothing.
Speaker 1: So uh we get to our seats at scary went
Speaker 1: through the list of food at City Field like a
Speaker 1: hot knife through butter. God, what didn't you have opening
Speaker 1: day at the ballpark to try everything? We got our,
Speaker 1: We got our, We got good seats, right we got
Speaker 1: and we got good seats. Shout out to the people
Speaker 1: who got us too, good seats. No names, and uh
Speaker 1: we were we were close to the door we told
Speaker 1: you about last we guys listen in order, so you know,
Speaker 1: the door angels was singing, so like it's opening day,
Speaker 1: So here's what I'm gonna do. I I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, There was people coming out of the door,
Speaker 1: but I didn't see anybody guarding the door. So we
Speaker 1: just walked right in the door, like oh uh, because
Speaker 1: there's a bathroom in there, Like, oh, there's a bathroom.
Speaker 1: We walked in. Nobody stopped us, and you know, like
Speaker 1: that feeling you get when you're guilty and like someone's
Speaker 1: gonna tap you on the shoulder and ask you to leave.
Speaker 1: Nobody did the door with the free food was wide open,
Speaker 1: so we got we got stea cake, steak from you
Speaker 1: steak lunch and we had um all kinds of fruit
Speaker 1: and vegetables. It was I didn't have the vegetables, but
Speaker 1: they're nice display nice night. And I had like a
Speaker 1: Skittles machines and m machines and we get like free
Speaker 1: pretzels and sodas. It was great. We ate were like,
Speaker 1: we did really well, and then we went watched the
Speaker 1: game and then we're like, you know what, we were hungry.
Speaker 1: We went back, we got desserted. When I got home,
Speaker 1: somebody reached out to me on Instagram. Hold on. At
Speaker 1: that point, we were flying high because we had gotten
Speaker 1: into the special room and nobody threw us out. That
Speaker 1: was the food with the free the room with the
Speaker 1: free food. Well on Instagram, and I gotta find out
Speaker 1: where who this person is. Man. He's like, hey, by
Speaker 1: the way, which free room, free food room did you
Speaker 1: get into? And I'm like, whoa, what like the specials? No,
Speaker 1: he goes there's more than one. Turns out there's the
Speaker 1: room behind the room. Did you not know this? I
Speaker 1: heard us, but I thought we were in there. I
Speaker 1: didn't believe him. I called bullshit on him. This dude
Speaker 1: goes to the game. He goes, I'm going tomorrow. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna show you. He sent me pictures from the free room. Brody,
Speaker 1: the food is a thousand times better in the room
Speaker 1: behind the room. Give you a free entree, a free appetizer,
Speaker 1: and I think drinks. You have to pay for what
Speaker 1: you get cold drinks. I was looking at the pictures
Speaker 1: of this and I got fomo. They have ice sculptures. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they signer quality food. This is another brody and I'm
Speaker 1: getting excited about eminem machine. This guy is sending me Instagram.
Speaker 1: He's slid into my d m s. I gotta find
Speaker 1: I gotta find that they are. I don't know where
Speaker 1: they are. Yeah, so if you can imagine, imagine having
Speaker 1: new we have a new goal. We gotta get to
Speaker 1: the room behind the room. He shows me a picture
Speaker 1: of the wristband. Dude, you can't you can't funk with
Speaker 1: this wristband. It's a bright, checkered wristband that says I belong.
Speaker 1: We don't have those. We don't. They're gonna check us hard.
Speaker 1: And there's a security guard at every entrance and exit
Speaker 1: to this special that must be why there was nobody
Speaker 1: by the regular special room because they're all working the
Speaker 1: super special room. So how do we get into the
Speaker 1: super special damn it? I thought we were like we
Speaker 1: killed it on over dude steak, blue ribbon fly steak.
Speaker 1: We were fucking a one rock stars. They had little
Speaker 1: the little yellow potatoes, the you com potatoes with bravy.
Speaker 1: I'm beginning to think they created our free food stop
Speaker 1: just to take us off the send of the real
Speaker 1: free food, A bigger, batter, crazier, more expensive, finer diner
Speaker 1: free room. You know what's funny, there is a baseball
Speaker 1: game going on, like we did go to the watch again,
Speaker 1: and we did watch the game. And where do we
Speaker 1: get peanuts? Literally we got that with peanuts cracker jack bags, yes,
Speaker 1: free crack. I'm not trying to see. Now we look
Speaker 1: like now we're the assholes, right right, we look like
Speaker 1: we're ungrateful, like screw you guys. I don't get free
Speaker 1: food in any free fools. And they didn't give it
Speaker 1: to us. We walked in, I know, but they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: brody and scary, let's give them free stuff. We won't
Speaker 1: do I know, but I gotta tell you and I'll
Speaker 1: shut you out next week. I you gave me FOMO
Speaker 1: because you told me there was another room you said
Speaker 1: you were going in. Who are you talking about? They
Speaker 1: got it? The person on Instagram? The guy on Instagram?
Speaker 1: But you gotta, you gotta. We posted and and he
Speaker 1: showed me the pictures of inside the room. Yeah, showed
Speaker 1: me pictures of inside the room. Well that's heartbreaking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Producer Andrew's here? What's up? That's
Speaker 1: okay as long as it's not my dodge, feel free.
Speaker 1: Why while you're doing that, why don't you grab this
Speaker 1: phone call on myself? It's the Jersey Kid calling us.
Speaker 1: You're sure you don't want to take this call from me?
Speaker 1: I definitely do not. Don't that phone hold on, don't
Speaker 1: do it. I'm gonna I just gotta tell them. No,
Speaker 1: you know I'm recording my podcast now, our podcast. Why
Speaker 1: you know we're recording the podcast? Why are you calling us? Dude?
Speaker 1: Don't you The Brooklyn Boys do this ship on Wednesdays
Speaker 1: with Thursdays Thursdays my friends. Yeah, you're not part of
Speaker 1: the podcast. You wouldn't know that. Yeah, why are you
Speaker 1: calling me? Because I'm the Jersey kid acast about me.
Speaker 1: You're blowing up my phone and I'm trying to record.
Speaker 1: You're the bye kid by listen to me, I'm the
Speaker 1: Jersey kid. You can't do a podcast without me, John
Speaker 1: bon Jovis, What is it you want to say on
Speaker 1: the podcast? What do you want to say to me
Speaker 1: privately that that you can't wait until I'm done? Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you were doing the podcast. I
Speaker 1: thought you were home already. Okay, all right, well I'll
Speaker 1: be homes I hadn't. I had like an epiphany and
Speaker 1: I wanted to share my idea with you. What's right
Speaker 1: to call him? Later? Well, I can't tell you my idea.
Speaker 1: Tell plodies? Shut up? Got bye love? You need me?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Like I like I need a knife in
Speaker 1: the head, like the desert to miss the rain. Come
Speaker 1: on listening? All right? Did it not mean I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say that you are the longest finger in the world.
Speaker 1: All right, So we got we got the mad game?
Speaker 1: He sends my blood pressure to the roof. Okay, speaking
Speaker 1: to the met game. We had hot dogs. You had
Speaker 1: you had two hot dogs. You put onions on your
Speaker 1: hot dogs. That's the thing, that's why I had to
Speaker 1: because one hot dog I have to have the red
Speaker 1: hot onions and the other hot dog I have to
Speaker 1: have sal crowd of mustard hate both of those. So
Speaker 1: you and I went and I went to a fancy
Speaker 1: wine dinner charity event, right, very fufu. A lot of
Speaker 1: rich people at us. Right, a great event to raise
Speaker 1: money for cancer research, and great, wonderful event. But we
Speaker 1: went to the same place we go to every year.
Speaker 1: They're very good food, very good food. The problem is
Speaker 1: they come around with the trays like dervs the you know,
Speaker 1: the horse divorce, and there's a tray with um pastry
Speaker 1: wrapped hot dogs little pigs in a blanket. But the
Speaker 1: blanket is like really sweet pastry nice. And they're lined
Speaker 1: up like, uh, next to each other, longside, longside, longside, longside,
Speaker 1: beautifully lined up on his presentation is fantastic. And then
Speaker 1: some genius in the kitchen decides he's gonna and sport
Speaker 1: mustard a mustard stripe across the top of all of them,
Speaker 1: and it's a design. And what I noticed after that,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'll just eat the bottom. You
Speaker 1: can't eat the bottom because before they put them on
Speaker 1: the plate to keep them from sliding. They put mustard
Speaker 1: down on a strip on the food. It's food, aren't
Speaker 1: So it's picking a blanket on a stripe of mustard
Speaker 1: with another stripe of mustard on top. Why do you
Speaker 1: have a problem with that? Because I'm gonna make up
Speaker 1: a number, don't tweat me. I'm gonna make up a number.
Speaker 1: But let's just say the world doesn't like mustard on
Speaker 1: their hot dogs. Some of them might like them, playing
Speaker 1: some of them, like me, like ketchup on their hot dogs.
Speaker 1: Don't decide my condiment for me. That should be everybody's
Speaker 1: rule in life. Put it on the side, let me dip,
Speaker 1: give me a cup, have a little whatever. In this case,
Speaker 1: it was more about presentation. We were in a fancy
Speaker 1: place where we're looking at the first part of the
Speaker 1: first part of presentation is present. And if you're giving
Speaker 1: me a present I wanted without catching I want it
Speaker 1: with catchup or without anything. It's part of the atmosphere.
Speaker 1: No condiments are an additive. We were in a beautiful room, yes,
Speaker 1: and I would have liked to have tried delicious hot dogs.
Speaker 1: And we were we were shampull view of the World
Speaker 1: Trade Tower of fancy shaped glasses. We had a beautiful
Speaker 1: view of the World Trade Tower otherwise known as World
Speaker 1: Trade Center one, not the Freedom Tower. Don't call it.
Speaker 1: That's something name. So wouldn't you expect in a room
Speaker 1: with that? I just painted a picture for you, that
Speaker 1: view and of that magnitude. Minds catch up that you
Speaker 1: would get a little over your finds catch up. That's
Speaker 1: what I want. You want to walk around a second
Speaker 1: tray or walk around a one stripe of mustard and
Speaker 1: could have been that could have then a couple of
Speaker 1: plain ones for the finicky fit. That's the chef's signature
Speaker 1: where they they write it in a little I didn't
Speaker 1: write it. He made up. He made up. He made
Speaker 1: a stripe, yeah, mustard. Why could he have done a
Speaker 1: Why have you one? Long? He could have done a
Speaker 1: half acause it comes up to you. He would just
Speaker 1: have two puddles, a pall so good and a puddle
Speaker 1: of ketchup. That's right, puddle of mustard, but sank blurry right,
Speaker 1: that's not yes, pud puddle of mustard. I'm blood. They
Speaker 1: listen he had there was a big tray. Big Oh.
Speaker 1: They don't do that at fancy events. It's like salt Bay.
Speaker 1: You know the guy Salt Bay. Do you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Miss steakhouse? Uh whatever? He actually goes
Speaker 1: up to every table with salt and from his shoulder
Speaker 1: he goes, he flings salt, It rolls down his arm
Speaker 1: and onto your plate and want that. That's Salt Bay.
Speaker 1: That's his signature. That's not don't sign my food, just
Speaker 1: serve it sign I don't. I don't want. I don't
Speaker 1: want your dandriff on my food. You don't want him.
Speaker 1: I don't want shoulder salt. How do I know it's
Speaker 1: not Dan Dreff? Like? I don't want your on your jacket.
Speaker 1: You know what? You can't appreciate Salt Bay. No, give
Speaker 1: me salt. I'll put your salt on nerrom something or other. Whatever.
Speaker 1: He's making money. I'm not They do that at his steakhouse.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic. Actually trying, Oh my god, they're trying to
Speaker 1: stop it because they said the Board of Health has
Speaker 1: people reported him. Don't you want I don't want jacket
Speaker 1: salt hashtake jacket salt. Salt hits his elbow and four
Speaker 1: arm before it hits your Would you like some dandref
Speaker 1: on your steak? No? Like jay Z. It's third off
Speaker 1: your shoulder. You brush it on the floor. You don't.
Speaker 1: You brush it on my steak. That's crap. Don't put it.
Speaker 1: Don't precondiment my food, man, That's all I'm asking. Try
Speaker 1: something new on your hot dog. You're gonna have a
Speaker 1: fish head. Oh you want about cheese, Give me some
Speaker 1: cheese on that. Don't assume I like mustard. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try barbecue stingray and you can't have mustard on your
Speaker 1: picking a blanket. Let me see if there's some facts here.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me get some
Speaker 1: facts here. What percentage of people like mustard or ketchup
Speaker 1: on their hot dogs? It's gonna come up ketchup, let's say.
Speaker 1: Hold on. According to a recent online survey, nearly seventy
Speaker 1: of Americans we eat hot dogs SA they put mustard
Speaker 1: two say ketchup. I'm not sure how that's more than oa,
Speaker 1: but maybe they put both onions for seven percent, Chili
Speaker 1: relish forty one. So ketchup is at mustards at seventy one.
Speaker 1: I really thought America would have flip flopped it, because America,
Speaker 1: you know, we do that. We have to put sweet
Speaker 1: things on everything. You know what, there's no red states.
Speaker 1: There's no blue states. But there's red states and are
Speaker 1: and yellow states. And I'm telling you I'm from the
Speaker 1: red state of ketchup of my peoplest. Shout out Hynes
Speaker 1: by the way, shout out no no other catchup brother? Alright,
Speaker 1: So I got that. That was a little mini rant.
Speaker 1: You know what upset about about? We got more coming up?
Speaker 1: What's up? This is Michael Rapperport and you are listening
Speaker 1: to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody and Scary. I
Speaker 1: gotta do another fucking take because you guys can't figure
Speaker 1: out whose names should go first, Brody and Scary, So
Speaker 1: what the fund do I gotta I gotta do two
Speaker 1: takes to me, all right, And this is Michael rapport
Speaker 1: and you were listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with
Speaker 1: Scary and Brody. You know you know why it's Brody
Speaker 1: and Scary and not Scary and Brody because Scary didn't
Speaker 1: want me on his podcast. That you fuck you. It's
Speaker 1: Brody and Scary. That's the way it is. Hey, this
Speaker 1: is Christi Stephano and this is the Brooklyn Boys podcast
Speaker 1: with Scary and Brody. Right, we're getting the money you
Speaker 1: played the scary well hold on, I played the brody
Speaker 1: and scary one at the beginning. We played both to
Speaker 1: them at the beginning. No, we played the two Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast jingles. Oh you did only play one? Were
Speaker 1: you played it before we started? I see you got
Speaker 1: your own. I had Chris two bath to them. That
Speaker 1: was very nice of Chris. Chris, by the way, Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Born and Bread. Uh and uh, he's gonna be on
Speaker 1: our show because christ and Stefano. But like brilliant freaking comic.
Speaker 1: I just something, Oh my god, what I just had
Speaker 1: an epiphany. A name for a bakery in Brooklyn should
Speaker 1: be Brooklyn Born and Bread with with b r e A.
Speaker 1: D Well, you just lost that because someone's gonna copyright that.
Speaker 1: I love that. Brooklyn Born and Bread. I don't know
Speaker 1: it just it just hit me right there. Or bred
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, born and bred, born and bred in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: and we're from people spell ship wrong all the time. Dude,
Speaker 1: it's my bakery born in bred in Brooklyn said you
Speaker 1: don't want to bakery and someone someone already Now by
Speaker 1: the time this is like ghost everybody, they're gonna have that. Dude.
Speaker 1: That's oh my god. Well, you could do born and
Speaker 1: bread anywhere. No, but but born and bred in Brooklyn
Speaker 1: is is a thing. But now you can do in
Speaker 1: any town in America. Oh my god, we should copyright this.
Speaker 1: Hold on, you know, I wonder if it exists. See
Speaker 1: if there's any bakeries that are named born and bred
Speaker 1: in blank and then yes, where bread is spelled b
Speaker 1: r e a d instead of b r e Born
Speaker 1: in bread bake House, Lakeland, Florida. Ship. I thought it
Speaker 1: was an original idea. No, nope, nope, nope, nope. No,
Speaker 1: there's also a place called born and Bred in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Uh they's that's known for the cinnamon rolls. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: they spelled it the right way. They didn't spell it
Speaker 1: born in b r e a d. Well. That would
Speaker 1: have been the play on words. That's the whole joke.
Speaker 1: But I don't think you could spell it slightly differently
Speaker 1: get away with it. You have to see about the
Speaker 1: uh man, Yeah, born in bred bake house in Lakeland.
Speaker 1: That's I didn't have an original idea. Well we knew that.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, uh this morning coming in if you if
Speaker 1: you've ever driven through a tunnel, I'm sure in any
Speaker 1: city in America, well, where there's a tunnel, sometimes the
Speaker 1: tunnel people would like to play a message, because when
Speaker 1: you're in a tunnel, they really can't. Some tunnels, older
Speaker 1: ones where they didn't think ahead, they didn't make them
Speaker 1: high enough to have signs on the ceiling or on
Speaker 1: the walls, there's nowhere for a sign. You can't put
Speaker 1: like a digital board. So what they do is in
Speaker 1: New York and these old fucking tunnels we have in
Speaker 1: New York callustrophobic, terrible tunnels. Let me tell you some
Speaker 1: about New York. If you've never been to New York,
Speaker 1: you know it's one of the biggest cities in the world.
Speaker 1: It's the biggest city in America. Right. So the tunnels
Speaker 1: that connect New Jersey and New York, they were built
Speaker 1: for a different time, a hundred twenty years old, some
Speaker 1: of them, right. So, Okay, that the Holland Tunnel, which
Speaker 1: connects north central New Jersey to Lower Manhattan, where a
Speaker 1: lot of us come to work everyday, it's a two lane.
Speaker 1: We talked about this, right, It's a two lane fucking tunnel.
Speaker 1: It was built for horses. In a hundred years, they
Speaker 1: haven't put another lane, right. We talked about this last
Speaker 1: week of the week before. Okay, Now here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Because they don't have signs in the tunnel, sometimes they
Speaker 1: have to give you important messages right now. One time,
Speaker 1: I'm in the Holland Tunnel all the way downtown and
Speaker 1: they're telling me that one lane will be closed over
Speaker 1: the weekend in the Lincoln Tunnel. Now, the way it
Speaker 1: works is, for the most part, if you take one
Speaker 1: tunnel into the city, you probably don't take the other one. Right,
Speaker 1: they're not close. I don't need to know about the
Speaker 1: lane closure in the tunnel because I'm not taking that
Speaker 1: fucking tunnel whatever. So normally, normally when you ride in
Speaker 1: right every third or fourth day, occasionally there'll be a
Speaker 1: notice and they pull and they take over your radio
Speaker 1: every channel right, so you're like the transmitter is on
Speaker 1: its own frequency in the tunnel and it literally bypasses
Speaker 1: anything you're listening to. You're listening to the news. And
Speaker 1: then they found the killer. He's attention ladies and gentlemen
Speaker 1: drivers in New Jersey. Dr Fron. It doesn't matter again
Speaker 1: if you're listening to a M or FM or whatever station,
Speaker 1: it literally takes over your right Now, the tunnel is
Speaker 1: about two miles long. I'm approximating on a normal speed,
Speaker 1: it's a couple of minutes to go by. So they
Speaker 1: have it on like normally a loop of every minute
Speaker 1: and a half. Right, So gods are when you get
Speaker 1: into tunnel, there's a certain point in the tunnel it's
Speaker 1: gonna play and it plays again. So maybe here twice. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you're like, I put my seatbelts on. But if
Speaker 1: you're coming in during like busy time, like we come
Speaker 1: in the morning sometimes and the traffic is slow, you
Speaker 1: might hear at four times. Well, this message you're about
Speaker 1: to hear played every minute and a half. I heard
Speaker 1: it like four or five times because it was traffic
Speaker 1: in the morning. So I was late this morning. Happened
Speaker 1: to me too. I was late this morning. This I
Speaker 1: was like, you annoying, as hold on, this is my clip?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Yeah? Ok okay, so I was late.
Speaker 1: I'm listening to the elvis or in morning show to
Speaker 1: hear what I'm missing, right, And this is what it
Speaker 1: sounded like. Today is a national pet to day. I
Speaker 1: know it's national message from the port of Party of
Speaker 1: New York, New Jersey. Please it's not only for your
Speaker 1: safety but it's New Jersey. In New York. Remember in
Speaker 1: New York City, turn on red lights a prohibited except
Speaker 1: for signs. The turns are all wait in front, all okay.
Speaker 1: So you may have heard the volume drop out. That's
Speaker 1: their recording. That wasn't me. So every time it air
Speaker 1: they never checked their audio. He goes make sure you
Speaker 1: have about and it comes back. That's their problem. Then
Speaker 1: when it ends, he goes and it comes back. Almost
Speaker 1: every minute, minute and twenty seconds it starts over again.
Speaker 1: So it's on a loop. You can't enjoy the radio
Speaker 1: in these fucking New York tunnels because of these messages, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, they hire the most boring guy. They're like, hey, ed,
Speaker 1: come over here and record the message. It's never like hey,
Speaker 1: good morning everyone. It's the most boring ass piece of ship.
Speaker 1: Guy comes on. I'm sure he's the father of twelve.
Speaker 1: Good guy, he's one of charity. He's boring his ship.
Speaker 1: So hey, I know you want to make sure aybody
Speaker 1: hears it, but during rush hour, don't make it play
Speaker 1: every minute and a half. If it takes eight minutes
Speaker 1: to get through the tunnel, I can't. By the way,
Speaker 1: when you're driving, you can't put your seatbelt on. You
Speaker 1: can't because you're like your already too late. Oh and
Speaker 1: by the way, hey Mr tunnel guy, if you're listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast right now and you're driving, you can't
Speaker 1: stop us. No, no, you can't start right fuck you,
Speaker 1: Mr tunnel recording. So next time you got through a tunnel,
Speaker 1: listen to the podcast. They can't take all. You cannot
Speaker 1: interrupt us, right, fuck you Porthouth. By the way, there's
Speaker 1: in the same fuckers who who put up the whole
Speaker 1: land tunnel and put the letters over the wreath, the
Speaker 1: wreaths over the wrong letters. These guys, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the problem is. You beat, you beat, you suck milk.
Speaker 1: That sounds like it's time welcome. You've got mail, Okay,
Speaker 1: you can always eat LUs at the Brooken Boys podcast
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. And uh, this one was struck
Speaker 1: me right away, Brody because in the subject line it
Speaker 1: clearly said scary is even on the steak dinner now.
Speaker 1: And here's why, scary. I hope that the subject line
Speaker 1: uh teased you into opening this email. Anyway, follow the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast religiously. It's really the first podcast I've
Speaker 1: ever started listening to and it got me hooked. You
Speaker 1: guys are awesome. Haven't found any other podcasts that compare.
Speaker 1: And don't know how you didn't win the comedy podcast
Speaker 1: I know how popularity contest Joe Rogan. Anyway, I'm also
Speaker 1: it was actually a popularity It's what it was. I
Speaker 1: am also a Brooklyn boy who grew up in Bensonhurst.
Speaker 1: So a few things need to get off my chest. First,
Speaker 1: for a lot of having some gold chains. Yes, steak dinner, Brody,
Speaker 1: I have to go with Scary on this will hang
Speaker 1: up on him. He brought to dinner with the full
Speaker 1: intent to pay you. You said, you're yourself. It's about
Speaker 1: the experience of going out to dinner together. Also, when
Speaker 1: it came time to tip, Scary left a very generous tip.
Speaker 1: Yes I did. I gave a hundred dollar tip in
Speaker 1: cash on a dinner that would have been five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: That's so I hundred dollars came out of my fucking
Speaker 1: wallet probably or more. And actually, anyway, Brodie, Scary is
Speaker 1: even next. I got a question next. I love that, Okay.
Speaker 1: He also loves the Beverly Hills benson Hurst parody over
Speaker 1: the Internet. You're not gonna find I don't put my
Speaker 1: stuff on the Internet. Consider creating a YouTube page posting
Speaker 1: your parodies on there. Have a YouTube page, and some
Speaker 1: of my parodies are on there, but not not a lot.
Speaker 1: Love you guys, appreciate the work you do. Comedy is
Speaker 1: a profession unlike any other. Thank you, keep up the
Speaker 1: good words. Thank you. Joey P. From Well Joey. Listen,
Speaker 1: here's what you're wrong. Let's say you're with a woman
Speaker 1: and she is kind enough to provide you with an
Speaker 1: orgasm the big oh, right, maybe during sex, right, and
Speaker 1: you do not provide one for her, right, Okay, So
Speaker 1: then you're like, oh, here, this is in your night
Speaker 1: table draw here's a sex toy. You handed to the
Speaker 1: sex toy. She then uses the sex toy and finishes
Speaker 1: herself off. You get credit because your intention was to
Speaker 1: give her one, or you had a hand in bringing
Speaker 1: it to her. No, she gave herself the the the
Speaker 1: big oh. You don't get credit for handing of the toy.
Speaker 1: You failed. You didn't get you, oh, that girl an orgasm?
Speaker 1: You owe me a steak dinner. Your intention was to
Speaker 1: give that woman an orgasm, but you did not Louis
Speaker 1: Miranda right on on episode because I'm sick of arguing
Speaker 1: with you. Uh, feedback on stupid fucking people driving, Hey,
Speaker 1: Brooken Boys. I'm a fan of the podcast. Real quick
Speaker 1: about the truck driver trying to make a wide turn.
Speaker 1: There is a name in Portuguese for idiots in general
Speaker 1: doing stupid ship that don't make any sense, and they
Speaker 1: are called artists doing whatever fucking masterpiece they are trying
Speaker 1: to do. Let's start calling these people artists. Can we
Speaker 1: call them artists? I don't know where he's going with that.
Speaker 1: I don't get it anyway. Podcast never disappoints that kid.
Speaker 1: Don't funk up the magic going for the podcast. If
Speaker 1: it ain't broke, don't fix it. There ain't nothing to fix.
Speaker 1: That's from Lembs eleven one. Thank you. Limbs Lewis got
Speaker 1: a lot more. I got a couple of things, Uh,
Speaker 1: Mike Mpowski, Wrotes rights, Wrotes right written. I can't get
Speaker 1: it together. This one came into our Brooklyn Boys Facebook
Speaker 1: fan page. You can always go to the Facebook page
Speaker 1: and see what's posted. They're not a whole lot of activity,
Speaker 1: but you can email us there. Love the show team
Speaker 1: Scroty you both cracked me up. Even though I'm from Arizona,
Speaker 1: I can relate to a lot of these rants and
Speaker 1: things you talk about on your Brooklyn based podcast. Just
Speaker 1: kidding based Manhattan technically, uh, and way he's saying he
Speaker 1: can relate even in Arizona. That's the place started number seventy,
Speaker 1: but then after number seventy four, felt guilty and I
Speaker 1: started listening from the because of all you're listening in order.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, great job, constantly entertaining Mike Rempkowski
Speaker 1: and also Don Rosen just says, say my name, bitch,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite movie lines Avid listeners. In September
Speaker 1: two quick things, Uh, I was found in a position
Speaker 1: to purchase my dream car, which was a BMW three series.
Speaker 1: While trying to name said car, I googled b names
Speaker 1: for cars. First was Brent, next was Beatrice. Then popped
Speaker 1: up Brooklyn, so he named his Brooklyn b m his
Speaker 1: BMW Brooklyn. However, I hear my favorite podcaster might be
Speaker 1: getting rid of his beamer. Oh that's to be continued. Yes,
Speaker 1: I started looking at the Lexus and we're gonna start
Speaker 1: talking about that on our next podcast, because that's a
Speaker 1: whole other thing. Brodie, Um say my name bitch. By
Speaker 1: the way, so American pie before I forget. I have
Speaker 1: a question. What does Brodie say I got online when
Speaker 1: referring to being in line at a register. It drives
Speaker 1: me crazy. It's a regionalism, I know, maybe to be
Speaker 1: I'm in line, Brodie, Slice for Life, paramedic listener, always
Speaker 1: in order, scary and Brodie, thank you so much. So Yeah,
Speaker 1: Don Rosin would like to know, Brodie, why are you online?
Speaker 1: I'll explain. It's sort of like in New York we
Speaker 1: say we're we're on Long Island, or you're in Staten Island. Right,
Speaker 1: you're still in or on you're in I went I
Speaker 1: was in Manhattan other day. Well, technically you're on in
Speaker 1: Manhattan because it's an island. You're standing on it. Inline
Speaker 1: and online is a regionalism. Okay, in this area people
Speaker 1: say I'm getting online. There's a line. You're getting on
Speaker 1: the end of it right now. You're standing in line,
Speaker 1: but you're on the line. There's a line there and
Speaker 1: you are on it. You are part of the line.
Speaker 1: You're on the congo line. You're dancing around. You don't
Speaker 1: say I'm in the Congo line. You could, right, but
Speaker 1: you're on the line. Here's the thing that that's different though,
Speaker 1: if you getting online, No, No, when you're in line,
Speaker 1: you're in line waiting for something. When you're on a
Speaker 1: Congo line, you're on a line that's traveling. You're not waiting.
Speaker 1: You happen to be on the Congo line. You've you've
Speaker 1: given the terrible because you can. You can be in
Speaker 1: the Congo line or on the Congo line. It's neither way.
Speaker 1: You're it's the in on based on if you're waiting
Speaker 1: for something. Yes, hear me out. Why you're on the
Speaker 1: Congo line. You're on the com Yeah, I said that
Speaker 1: you're on the Congo line. But you're if you could,
Speaker 1: you could be in a Congo line, if you're part
Speaker 1: of it. Yes, you're on the Congo line. But would
Speaker 1: you say you're would you say you're in the end
Speaker 1: of the line? You say, I'm on the end of
Speaker 1: the line. No, you're in if you're last in line, right,
Speaker 1: you're the last in line, Ronnie James deal, thank you.
Speaker 1: If you're If you're the last in line, you're still
Speaker 1: you're on the You're on the end of the line though, right,
Speaker 1: I think when you're in line, you're in line waiting
Speaker 1: for an outcome or a result. Like your your goal
Speaker 1: is to get to the hold on. Your goal is
Speaker 1: to get to the register. Both the correct though. You
Speaker 1: could say I waited online for tickets for an hour. No,
Speaker 1: that's online. That's on the talk about the computer. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about weight online for something. I waited online for
Speaker 1: an hour. The cash register was broken, by the way.
Speaker 1: I was at home depot the other day yesterday, and
Speaker 1: all the cashier's the cash registers. Oh, I got that's
Speaker 1: your online. But you're also in line. You're both if
Speaker 1: you're standing. This is not an argument. You're standing on
Speaker 1: both correct. You're standing in line and you're also standing
Speaker 1: on the line. They're both correct. It's it's what about
Speaker 1: the Red Hot Chili Peppers said it best. Nope, Actually
Speaker 1: it's not to see the show. And that's where you're wrong.
Speaker 1: They are not the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They're just
Speaker 1: Red Hot Chili Peppers. They don't have a lyric standing
Speaker 1: in line to see the show. They're standing in line.
Speaker 1: They're not standing online. That's there because they were They're
Speaker 1: from They say in love you are on the congo
Speaker 1: line because the congo and he's moving and you're not
Speaker 1: really working toward any goal. Yeah, you're not trying to
Speaker 1: get to the front of it. If you're if you're
Speaker 1: if you're reasoning is to get to the front, and
Speaker 1: you that is your end goal, to get to the
Speaker 1: front of the line, then you're in line. I'm with
Speaker 1: I'm with both are correct. You can yell all you want,
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't argue about regionalisms. You can. I'm
Speaker 1: with you, don I'm with you. You say waiting online
Speaker 1: all the time, you can't be with on you? You
Speaker 1: fuck you. You're look gonna You're look gonna just be
Speaker 1: right for a change. You know what, I'm gonna read
Speaker 1: some people that tweeted, uh have the audio we have
Speaker 1: to play. We have some people who shout at us.
Speaker 1: I'm getting to hold on. Wendy Gomez tweeted at me,
Speaker 1: you would be so proud of me and the free
Speaker 1: dessert I got today. Went to Burger King bought a
Speaker 1: TwixT pie for myself, which turned out to be bad.
Speaker 1: I went back and not only did I get my
Speaker 1: money back, I was gonna order chicken nuggets and fries
Speaker 1: for my kids, and got it for free. Hashtag win um,
Speaker 1: Lindsay Garbage, Underscore Lady ten days of binging Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: from episode zero and I'm caught up. If this doesn't
Speaker 1: make me a hashtag slice for life, I don't know
Speaker 1: what will. By the way, some people write fo r
Speaker 1: and some people use in them before, I guess both
Speaker 1: are correct. Bring on episode eighty David Brody and Scary
Speaker 1: Jones also working on my slicest shirt. Let me know
Speaker 1: if you want one free ship for us. So Lindsay's
Speaker 1: working on a slices shirt. And then Tanya, who's a
Speaker 1: big fan of this podcast and my Walkers and Talkers
Speaker 1: podcast on my Heart Radio shoes for tea. You've all
Speaker 1: heard her name any times. If I get fired, I
Speaker 1: want a job with you, guys. Since I'm blaming the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast for getting me in trouble all the time.
Speaker 1: What did we do? I corrected my boss in a
Speaker 1: meeting today. He said a g l A account General
Speaker 1: Ledger account account, So I corrected him. Hashtag grammar police,
Speaker 1: you go, Tanya all right? And finally Monique Johnson, Oh,
Speaker 1: look she got up, and then play the shout out.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about what she all capped scary.
Speaker 1: I want to show you that. Then I want to
Speaker 1: talk about what you did to me on stage, and
Speaker 1: then we're gonna get hout. I've written, I've written to
Speaker 1: you before on Facebook and Gmail, figured third times a charm,
Speaker 1: long time listening to the Big show, and have been
Speaker 1: listening to your podcast from the beginning. Also found myself
Speaker 1: starting from the beginning to give you guys extra listens. Wow.
Speaker 1: She went over and over and over again to listen
Speaker 1: to our podcast. Always chime in like I'm part of
Speaker 1: the podcast, while people look at me like I'm crazy.
Speaker 1: So she's like a third microphone in here. Keep up
Speaker 1: the terrific work. Uh, and I started, okay, great, all right,
Speaker 1: you should bring the back to fat Jew for another podcast.
Speaker 1: That was a suggestion. I can't wait for the free
Speaker 1: dessert book Monique Barzoom than you did. I read that
Speaker 1: on a previous podcast. By the way, No, that was
Speaker 1: a tweet. That's why it looks familiar, tweeted us. She
Speaker 1: tried a three times, so I think I read the
Speaker 1: other one. I got some unused jokes, and then, uh,
Speaker 1: you know what I'll talk about next week what you
Speaker 1: did to me on on Broadway on the Broadway stage.
Speaker 1: These are punch lines that were trying to be we
Speaker 1: tried to use on the Big Show, but they got
Speaker 1: drawn back in our face. But we had no time
Speaker 1: for them, so we read them here on a couple
Speaker 1: So here's okay. So we were talking today on the
Speaker 1: Big Show about how BTS is going to be in
Speaker 1: studio on Friday to twelfth, and so Elvis was talking
Speaker 1: about this a huge police presence downstairs. They're blocking off
Speaker 1: the street, and h there's a big police van down there.
Speaker 1: So I wrote him a joke and I said, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe it's not a BTS. Maybe it's because there's a
Speaker 1: new Brooklyn Boys podcast. He didn't find that funny. Um.
Speaker 1: He was talking about how he wishes he was part
Speaker 1: of the royal family and he said, you know, Duran
Speaker 1: is not my real last name. My real last name
Speaker 1: is Windsor. And I said, not winds are not look
Speaker 1: at them. R Kelly was at a club. Danielle on
Speaker 1: Our Show did a story about how R Kelly was
Speaker 1: at a club and people at the club were missed,
Speaker 1: and I saw My joke was, yeah, it was our Kelly.
Speaker 1: They were piste off and on what did you get
Speaker 1: to it? Uh? And then someone was talking about a
Speaker 1: bad date. They went on on Tinder maybe, and they
Speaker 1: met this girl and went back to her house. She
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom and she came out dressed like
Speaker 1: Betty Rubble from the Flintstone. So I said, oh, so
Speaker 1: this joke he used, which was, oh, did you yabba
Speaker 1: dabba do it? And then the joke he didn't use
Speaker 1: was oh, after you had done, did she have a brontosaurs?
Speaker 1: And what was the story? What was that story? That
Speaker 1: that flint Stone story? I just said that set up.
Speaker 1: He went into a girl's house, she went to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: she came out dressed like Betty from the Front Sight,
Speaker 1: And I said, yeah, he pedled the floor with his
Speaker 1: feet and got the hell out of there, because that
Speaker 1: was a reference to the cartoon beginning yeah with his
Speaker 1: bare feet. Okay, And Elvis didn't use that either, and rightfully,
Speaker 1: so all right, so next week we were on vacation,
Speaker 1: and then we're back. And by the way, when we
Speaker 1: say next week, I we don't know when you listening
Speaker 1: to this, but the week of April fifteen, we're on vacation.
Speaker 1: We won't be here, so you'll have to wait an
Speaker 1: extra week episode eighty one, So let'sten to this one twice.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know if we're gonna come back relaxed.
Speaker 1: I think we're gona come back more stressed, with more
Speaker 1: stories and more bullshit. You think so, Button. See, I
Speaker 1: had need a vacation. You do need vacation, I really do.
Speaker 1: Singapore is a long way. Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn, Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn,