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Speaker 1: It's Friday. You found our podcast. We're so glad you're here.

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Speaker 1: And today is so amazing because it's Jeffrey's song of

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Speaker 1: the week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, the best parody that you'll hear, well,

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Speaker 2: at least today.

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Speaker 1: All right, it's coming up right here in this podcast.

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Speaker 3: So you guys know we cover big news stories and

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Speaker 3: stuff like that here.

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Speaker 1: Sure kind of.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, today is August ninth. Well, I just learned we

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Speaker 3: miss something on August seventh, and we need to report it.

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Speaker 1: So what you journalists do, jeff folks report two day

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Speaker 1: will do.

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Speaker 4: It's just in.

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Speaker 3: New study finds August seventh is the deadliest day to

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Speaker 3: drive in America.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, after.

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Speaker 5: It's a good thing.

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Speaker 3: We didn't if you were planning on driving two days ago.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't do it.

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Speaker 2: I guarantee there's somebody in the hospital right now saying, wow,

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Speaker 2: you told me sooner.

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Speaker 5: I got a broken ankle thing buddy.

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Speaker 3: Now, they didn't really why August seventh is considered so

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Speaker 3: dangerous on the roads. They just said, quote based on

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Speaker 3: data from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Maybe Alexis

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Speaker 3: was planning to drive to some kind of happy hour

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Speaker 3: on August seventh. I don't know, not d trip, just

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Speaker 3: like you ever know. The important thing is we got

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Speaker 3: the information out, I mean, but.

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Speaker 1: We can put it in our calendar for next year.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 3: You're three hundred and sixty three days early for the

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Speaker 3: next one. You are welcome, listeners, so informed and stay

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Speaker 3: safe out there.

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Speaker 1: About perspective, Jose, like you not behind its head.

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Speaker 3: Now that we've done our jobs, let's move on and

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Speaker 3: get into the shock colle.

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Speaker 4: Question of the day.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad we took time for that.

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Speaker 3: I just hope today is in the most dangerous day

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Speaker 3: of the year for accidents with electrified pet callers. I'll

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Speaker 3: report back in the week on that the jake go ahead.

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Speaker 6: Today we celebrate the birthday of a great American actor

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Speaker 6: with an even greater American mustache, mister Sam Elliott.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: You might recognize him from a movie A Star Is Born,

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Speaker 6: or the Original Roadhouse, or even one of Young Jeffrey's

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Speaker 6: mustache dreams.

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Speaker 2: He does always have a cowboy hat.

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Speaker 6: But he's not the only famous Sam to come through Hollywood.

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Speaker 4: And that's why.

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Speaker 6: Today you'll be doing a special Slamon Salmon edition of

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Speaker 6: Salmon twenty of twenty. We'll go around the room and

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Speaker 6: I'll give you a hint about a famous Sam. It

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Speaker 6: could be the name of a real person or a

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Speaker 6: fictional character. You just have to name them to stay

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Speaker 6: in it. I wrote down like one Salmon.

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Speaker 5: I was like, this is good.

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Speaker 6: We'll start with the woman who definitely thought Samonella was

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Speaker 6: the name of a person. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 3: That's a great stage name, is.

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Speaker 6: Irish, Alexis. You're famous Sam clue is serpents in the sky.

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Speaker 6: What Sam Am I referencing.

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Speaker 1: Is not Samuel Jackson.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Samuel Jackson, correct, It.

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Speaker 1: Is the only Samon. Was that the first movie title

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Speaker 1: that they were going.

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Speaker 6: We're over to Brook, now, Brook, your famous Sam clue

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Speaker 6: is what in tarnation? What Sam Sam?

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Speaker 4: Sam?

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Speaker 3: Many catchphrases, But didn't you guys say that like your

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Speaker 3: family house all the time? What in tarnation?

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Speaker 6: We're over to Jose Your famous Sam clue is alcohol

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Speaker 6: for Patriots?

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Speaker 3: Of course Brook knows the alcohol for the Patriots.

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Speaker 5: Cheers of Samuel Adams.

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Speaker 6: Samuel Adam Is that's correct. Yeah. Founding father of the

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Speaker 6: United States in nineteen eighty four named de Beer after him.

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Speaker 5: Boston Logger is fired.

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Speaker 2: There's even lyrics in Hamilton the musical really working on

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Speaker 6: Sam Adam's also saying I love college. Jeff, Jeff, your

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Speaker 6: famous sam clue is rat Pack singer? What sam am

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I got it, Jake, you gave me this one because

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Speaker 3: I'm Jewish, didn't.

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Speaker 6: I don't do anything because of that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you knew. I got to shout out my Hebrew

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Speaker 3: from another she Brew, Mister, Sammy Davis Junior.

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Speaker 6: Sammy Davis Junior is correct. You remember the rat Pack

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Speaker 6: with Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin. We're back to the start, Alexis.

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Speaker 6: Your famous sam clue is Sex and the City. What

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Speaker 6: sam am I referencing there?

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Speaker 1: I need her last name or last name? Samantha Samantha,

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Speaker 1: Samantha Carrie Bradmantha Smith, Johnson.

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Speaker 5: Jones, O'Neil Jones and Joe O'Neill.

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Speaker 3: Samantha Jones Samantha Jones is correct? How basic you're so, Samantha.

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Speaker 1: I'm so just Nache and the City.

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Speaker 6: Was played by Kim Catrol and Sex and the City

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Speaker 6: all right, We're over to Brook. Your famous Sam clue

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Speaker 6: is stay with me? What's samm I referencing there, don't

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Speaker 6: walk to the lights?

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Speaker 3: Stay with me?

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Speaker 4: Can?

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Speaker 1: Is it a line? Is it a song? Is it

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Speaker 1: a give me?

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Speaker 3: Sammy Hagar, Sammy Hagar love incorrect?

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Speaker 6: Sam Smith and their song stay with Me.

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Speaker 5: That's the only one I knew, said Sam, I wrote,

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Speaker 5: I didn't know.

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Speaker 6: We're moving over to Jose. Now Brooks the only one

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Speaker 6: out so far a Jose. Your famous Sam clue is

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Speaker 6: doctor Seuss, Sam, I am Sam. Jose's two for two.

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Speaker 6: Alexis two for two. Brook is out. We're over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 6: Your famous SAM clue is Frodo's best friend.

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Speaker 3: You need a full name. It's hard oh man, It's

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Speaker 3: not Rudy Rudiger.

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Speaker 1: No Jones, Sam, It's also.

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Speaker 3: Sam Fred Samson Jones.

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Speaker 6: Sam Samson Jones is incorrect. I was looking for from

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Speaker 6: Lord of the Rings, Sam Wise, Gamgee. I have one

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Speaker 6: famous Sam left, Alexis and Jose. The only ones left

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Speaker 6: between is Alexis. This is sudden death. You can get

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Speaker 6: this wrong and the Sam expert Jose wins. You get

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Speaker 6: it right, and you win for your Samantha Jones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was amazing adventure.

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Speaker 4: I want to.

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Speaker 6: Say, alexis your famous Sam clue is Cheers what Sam

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Speaker 6: and I references.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if I would know this.

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Speaker 3: But you're really good at guessing random last night.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 1: Let's see the magic Richards.

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Speaker 6: Oh, Sam Richards Is I was looking for Ted Dance's character.

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Speaker 6: He was the bartender at the bar Cheers. His name

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Speaker 6: was Sam Malone.

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Speaker 5: Okay, probably would have gotten there.

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Speaker 6: That means Jose has won today's edition of twenty.

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Speaker 5: Shout out to Sam.

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Speaker 3: Tonight my favorite Jose gets to choose who gets shot.

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Speaker 3: They're going to be singing smash Mouth by All Star.

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Speaker 3: Who's it going to be smash got All Star?

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Speaker 5: I gotta give it to Brook.

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Speaker 1: I really messed that one up.

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Speaker 2: Someboddy once to the world has gotta roll.

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Speaker 3: We are definitely not the sharpest tools in the Cheers.

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Speaker 4: No, we're not.

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Speaker 3: That is your shot collar question of the day. We're

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Speaker 3: gonna do your phone tap in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: When you think of the greatest underdogs in sports, there's

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Speaker 3: Rudy Rudiger, Rocky Rodiger, Air Buddy Budegert. Oh wow, and

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Speaker 3: now we can add the legend of Jose Balanaganagher.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Baalanagonagher.

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Speaker 5: That's the best name ever.

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Speaker 3: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning because Jose just completed

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Speaker 3: the fourth and final Dare in our You Wouldn't Dare

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Speaker 3: Summer Game series. His event was called the Balloon Athan Alone.

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Speaker 3: You can find the video up at Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: on TikTok, Facebook, aginst the YouTube, all of it. But

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Speaker 3: the challenge that he faced was to keep one balloon

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Speaker 3: up in the air for one entire hour without it

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Speaker 3: ever touching.

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Speaker 1: The ground, the true Jose fashion. There was a lot

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Speaker 1: of drama.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you heard some people make hard things look easy.

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Speaker 3: Jose does the exact because he wasn't just battling gravity,

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Speaker 3: he was battling his own ADHD.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the focus is really hard.

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Speaker 3: You were definitely nervous leading up to different. Was it

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Speaker 3: even more challenge.

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Speaker 9: Actually it was more challenging because at the times I

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Speaker 9: didn't expect it. All of a sudden augusta wind happened,

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Speaker 9: or I hit the balloon wrong and all shoot.

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Speaker 1: He blamed it on air conditions.

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Speaker 3: Door wind Alexis Yeah, her Win.

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Speaker 9: But it was like when I least expected it, All

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Speaker 9: of a sudden, Booma hits some kind of sweet spot

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Speaker 9: or sour spot and then shoots across the room.

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Speaker 5: Then I had to get up, run around the studio

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Speaker 3: Yeah, lots of sour air in the It was.

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Speaker 9: A sour spot.

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Speaker 1: You were so athletic.

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Speaker 3: Well, I was the video. The struggle was real. No

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Speaker 3: spoilers for what happens again. The video is a on

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Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffrey social pages. It's fun.

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Speaker 5: Okay, we didn'tmit though.

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Speaker 9: This was the most strenuous dare even more than a

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Speaker 9: Lexuss it was.

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Speaker 3: It was incredible, So yeah, thank you, no surprise. We

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Speaker 3: are in talks with Paramount and twenty first Century Box

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Speaker 3: to turn Jose's miraculous underdog story into a feature length

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Speaker 3: sports film.

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Speaker 5: I mean sports.

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Speaker 1: Look how popular the Floro's Lava is the next one?

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Speaker 3: They're about to be a star. Jose Laser Stories is

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Speaker 3: coming up next. It's the radio segment that's teaming up

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Speaker 3: with Papa John's to create the first ever bean bag

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Speaker 3: pizza chair. Oh wow, what does that mean? It comes

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Speaker 3: with a frozen pizza inside. You just sit on it

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Speaker 3: for a few hours to warm it up and then

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Speaker 3: take it out and enjoy.

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Speaker 2: That's not gonna take me a few hours to warm up, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 2: give me twenty minutes, and that baby's ready to eat.

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Speaker 3: Down there the perfect snack for laser stories. The segment

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Speaker 3: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just

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Speaker 3: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and

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Speaker 3: there's other Pepperoni Jabroni's. Just don't This first lazer story

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Speaker 3: is out of our favorite place and yours. Florida, thirty

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Speaker 3: four year old woman named Escha Persad got into a

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Speaker 3: food related altercation with her husband. Food which happens more

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Speaker 3: than you'd think in Florida, and according to the police report,

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Speaker 3: Esha had brought her husband Taco Bell and McDonald's for

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Speaker 3: his birthday.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, she really overdid herself.

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Speaker 3: That's a treat that made him upset.

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Speaker 1: Those were his favorite things.

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Speaker 3: Apparently he was hoping for a fancier meal than that.

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Speaker 1: That's a miscommunication. You need to say what you want, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're not mine readers.

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Speaker 3: So they started arguing and then Escha claims he threw

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Speaker 3: We have two hours of that noise. If you want

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Speaker 7: Did you do that?

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Speaker 1: Yes? And I know he was even at the trial.

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Speaker 3: Sources say Snoop is making half a million dollars a

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Speaker 3: Yes, and if you include the bonuses, he's gonna pocket

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Speaker 1: The flavor flame has to stemp up to help him out.

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Speaker 5: That's a good point.

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Speaker 3: So Snoops making bank, just like this guy with his

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Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You've heard of TikTok, right, Yes, it's a younger thing,

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Speaker 3: It's just it's just so interesting to me that a

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Speaker 1: Okay, what do you mean?

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Speaker 3: You know, like the kid that shoots a nerf gun

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Speaker 3: And then it was all about pets dressed up like people. Still,

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Speaker 3: by the way, do not search Porcupine Lizzo. It's so cute.

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Speaker 3: Your heart is gonna melt.

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Speaker 1: I want to see.

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Speaker 3: Don't look at up Porcupine Lizo. Don't find Oh.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to do any spoilers, but I'm wondering

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Speaker 5: I love thatithmah.

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Speaker 3: And out of the thousands and thousands of them that

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Speaker 5: We're going to be chefs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, happening right after this. If you've spent any time

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, so many.

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Speaker 3: They're all over TikTok right now. It's one of the

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Speaker 3: Exactly, but instead of using a stove, seem your vegetables

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Speaker 3: At this point, we've been flooded with so many of

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Speaker 1: Okay, well are you going to help us with that?

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Speaker 3: A popular cooking website has collected the best food hacks

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Speaker 3: Right now, Jeffrey, maybe you should. Let's get into this.

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Speaker 3: Number ten, eating a hard taco over a soft tortilla

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Speaker 9: You take one bite of a heartshall taco and the

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Speaker 3: It's similar to Brook eating her burrito over the toilet hack,

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Speaker 3: Number nine. Mathematically speaking, it's better to order one large

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Speaker 3: Mathematically speaking, you get more food with the large.

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Speaker 3: But have you ever thought of putting the two pizzas

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Speaker 3: Lasagna pizza.

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Speaker 5: I've never thought of that.

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Speaker 1: That's not actually how you make lasagna, Alexis. I just don't.

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Speaker 3: Number eight. You mix a few different breakfast cereals together

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Speaker 3: Or some flax flakes.

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Speaker 3: Number seven. For easier to eat some'mores, instead of using

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Speaker 1: I've done that. Yeah, it doesn't hit the same really cone.

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Speaker 3: didn't say used dental floss. I use laws.

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Speaker 2: I was going to serve it with my soup.

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Speaker 1: What's tort.

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Speaker 3: Number five? I don't know about this one, but they say,

456
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Speaker 3: if you're decorating a cake and you want to distribute

457
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Speaker 3: the sprinkles evenly.

458
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Speaker 1: How do you do it? I can never get it.

459
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Speaker 1: On the side.

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Speaker 3: They say, dump the sprinkles on a lint roller.

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Speaker 4: And roll it around your.

462
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Speaker 3: Only some are going to come off, but apparently it'll beautiful.

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Speaker 1: The world's hairyus cake.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, clean before the sprinkles, but yeah, that

465
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Speaker 3: doesn't I don't know if I endorse that one. Again,

466
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Speaker 3: we're talking about the food hacks that actually work and

467
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Speaker 3: are worth the effort. According of this cooking site. Number four,

468
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Speaker 3: reheating pizza in the microwave, you need to put a

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Speaker 3: glass of water in with the slice for thirty seconds,

470
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Speaker 3: and the water helps keep the crust crispy while the

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Speaker 3: cheese still melts.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: Cook a.

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Speaker 3: Number three. This one I do not recommend, and actually

476
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Speaker 3: people in England have burned their houses down because of this.

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Speaker 5: Okay, there's a warning before.

478
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Speaker 3: They but some people say, to make fast, easy grilled cheese,

479
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Speaker 3: you turn a toaster on its side and put the

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Speaker 3: sandwich in like a mini oven. That is brilliant.

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Speaker 1: That is terrible that you put the cheese on it

482
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Speaker 1: oo's out over the coil.

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Speaker 3: And that's why so many houses have burned down in

484
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Speaker 3: England because of the cheese melts onto the hot coils

485
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Speaker 3: and it starts a fire.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is why jose should never cook.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, you guys would have told me that. I would

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Speaker 5: have tried that today when I got.

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Speaker 1: Home for free entire apartment building.

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Speaker 3: Number two, steam your vegetables while cooking your pasta noodles.

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Speaker 3: I do that by placing a cookie rack over your

492
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Speaker 3: pot of boiling spaghetti, and then you add the veggies

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Speaker 3: on top of that.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you just put a steam steam.

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Speaker 3: Whatever it is, something that has holes in it, and

496
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Speaker 3: then you lay the lid over the top of that,

497
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Speaker 3: so the steam from the pasta cooks the vegetables.

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Speaker 5: Really two things at once.

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Speaker 3: There you go, and the number one food hack that

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Speaker 3: actually works and is worth the effort. According to this,

501
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Speaker 3: put a koozy over your pint of ice cream so

502
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Speaker 3: you keep your hand warm while the ice cream stays cold.

503
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Speaker 9: The small like Ben and Jerry's ice cream beer.

504
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Speaker 1: What are the animals? You're just eating it straight out

505
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Speaker 1: of the car.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you.

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Speaker 3: Happy over that?

508
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Speaker 13: Let me guess slices for your kids, Square alder.

509
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Speaker 1: I put it in cuffs, you put it in a

510
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Speaker 1: coffee mug, and then you.

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Speaker 11: Have a.

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Speaker 3: Disgust me nine two, I'd rather eat the cake. Tell

513
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Speaker 3: us about your food hats. We got your phone tap coming.

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Speaker 7: Up next, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

515
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Speaker 3: Brook is a woman of many talents. I'm struggling to

516
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Speaker 3: think of one right now, but I know there's many.

517
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Speaker 9: She knows how to put food together, I can tap.

518
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Speaker 1: Dance well okay.

519
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Speaker 3: But one talent that she definitely does not possess. And

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Speaker 3: I don't mean this in a negative.

521
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Speaker 4: Way at all.

522
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Speaker 3: I'm sure it's just the way it is. She cannot

523
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Speaker 3: pull off any voices, impersonations, or accents.

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Speaker 2: The accents are hard for me. It's like I'm also

525
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Speaker 2: not good at foreign languages. I feel like it's a

526
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Speaker 2: hearing issue for me.

527
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Speaker 12: I can't I can't take what my brain wants it

528
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Speaker 12: to say and get it to come out of my mouth.

529
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Speaker 3: Brook has so much personality naturally, there's no room for

530
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Speaker 3: any extras to finish Jeff, And so today we have

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Speaker 3: her do a lot of accents.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that I want you guys to hear this.

533
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Speaker 3: The thing is, if you're interviewing for a job, you

534
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 3: need to sound smart. And how do you instantly sound

535
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Speaker 3: smart by talking in a foreign accent? Due, So we're

536
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Speaker 3: going to see if Bok can pull it off on

537
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Speaker 3: your phone tapeting We're doing it. Oh god, right now.

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Speaker 7: Another on the twenty.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, good day to you, ma'am.

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Speaker 4: Is this Julie p.

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Speaker 14: It is?

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Speaker 1: Yes, this is Sandry Mugglestone.

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Speaker 12: I have an appointment to interview for the vacant operations

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Speaker 12: manager position.

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Speaker 15: I'm sorry, did you get to my resumoir that I

546
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Speaker 15: sent over.

547
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 14: Your what?

548
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: My resumoir? Natalie? Yes, Natalie sent over my resumoir.

549
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Speaker 14: Oh, you're the person that Natalie referred to me. I see,

550
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Speaker 14: I'm sorry. I just have your name on here at

551
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Speaker 14: being Sandy's down.

552
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:11,400
Speaker 8: Well, I like to use my full birthright name when

553
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Speaker 8: talking in an interview.

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Speaker 14: Sure, I'm a little surprised by your accent. Now, I

555
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 14: didn't mention where you were from this old accent.

556
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Speaker 8: Yes, I'm just a regular Margaret Thatcher, wouldn't you say?

557
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Speaker 14: I mean, yeah, I guess so you're both English sounding.

558
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Speaker 1: My family is from a small village, a quaint place.

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Speaker 8: You've probably never heard of it, the Kensington up in Crumpetsvilla.

560
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: Grove, which is where ken you knew. It's just yonder

561
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Speaker 1: down the boulder path of the Heirshire harsher Shire.

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Speaker 14: I have no idea what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: They say, the more names, the smarter the people are

564
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Speaker 1: in the village.

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Speaker 14: They say that. Okay, I do. I'm sorry this sounds

566
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Speaker 14: very silly, like I feel like this is all kind

567
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Speaker 14: of made up.

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Speaker 1: Oi crikey, you got me?

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Speaker 14: Whoa wait ah did you just change your accent? Like

570
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 14: is that a totally different accent?

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Speaker 6: Mate?

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Speaker 1: You found me out? Sorry, I feeled a little bit there.

573
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Speaker 1: I'm really from the land down on the.

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Speaker 14: Are you from Australia?

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Speaker 1: Ah, Sheila, you're a smart one. Yeah.

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Speaker 12: Study show that Aussies have the highest intelligence out of

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Speaker 12: any nation outside of Japan.

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Speaker 14: Okay, Oh, I didn't know that, but you know, it's

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Speaker 14: not really relevant.

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Speaker 1: You could tussle in a bush about it, but we

581
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Speaker 1: don't need to.

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Speaker 14: Okay, I don't know what you're talking about, but you

583
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 14: definitely don't sound Australian. Don't like I don't know what's

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Speaker 14: going on.

585
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Speaker 12: That's probably my grandpappy from Ireland coming through.

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Speaker 14: Okay.

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00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: You know, I spent a lot of time.

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Speaker 12: With him as a wee lass and flow in and

589
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Speaker 12: out of different accents. But you know what they say,

590
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 12: the more languages you speak, the smarter you're.

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Speaker 14: Only speaking one language. Oh god, I'm sorry, I don't

592
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Speaker 14: have time for this.

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Speaker 12: Well, it's just that when Natalie recommended the position, she said,

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Speaker 12: you were looking for someone who has, uh, you know,

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Speaker 12: the skills with the people and knows a lot about

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Speaker 12: different cultures.

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Speaker 14: I never said any of that to her. I just

598
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Speaker 14: said I needed someone who could handle the job like you,

599
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Speaker 14: had the experience and was smart, you know.

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Speaker 12: A Siranish We drink so much because you know, we

601
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Speaker 12: got to kill some of the brain cells.

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Speaker 1: We have too many. We're that smart. Can you believe?

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Speaker 14: Are you drunk right now?

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Speaker 1: Perhaps? But you know I can still function.

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Speaker 14: Okay, higher than the average.

606
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Speaker 1: That's the genetics from Grandpappy.

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Speaker 14: I am really, I'm gonna have to go.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, don't go, don't go.

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Speaker 12: Are you sure they're just not intimidated by my Australian, Irish,

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Speaker 12: British Scottish accent.

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Speaker 14: No, there's nothing intimidating about it. I'm just it's really

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Speaker 14: hard to listen to you and I don't I don't

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Speaker 14: want to God ream work.

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Speaker 12: Okay, Well, maybe you'd be more impressed if I use

615
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Speaker 12: my dumb radio voice and I told you this was

616
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Speaker 12: a prank phone call. Oh my god, this is actually

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Speaker 12: Broke from the radio show Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 14: Oh no, I truly thought that you were a drunk,

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Speaker 14: crazy person.

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Speaker 2: Well I may be that that may be true still,

621
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Speaker 2: but your friend Natalie set you up for a phone tap.

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Speaker 14: I thought I was going to have to call the

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Speaker 14: police or something because you said it so insane.

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Speaker 1: Put me in the old paddy wagon, will you. It's

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00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: not like it'd be my first time. I'm really gonna

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Speaker 1: work on that, I promise.

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Speaker 14: I don't like it's gonna help. You're pretty bad.

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Speaker 7: Week Up Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 7: the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I know if I was a regular person, which I'm not,

631
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 3: but I was if a radio station randomly called me

632
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 3: and asked, Hey, what happened on your date? Why aren't

633
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 3: you calling this person back?

634
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Speaker 1: What would you do?

635
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 3: And in my mind a horribly embarrassing situation had occurred.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I could say it. Yeah, I

637
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 3: don't know what I would do when I hang up?

638
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 3: Would I lie? Would Brooks feminine charms win me over

639
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Speaker 3: and get me to open up.

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Speaker 1: They work on most people.

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00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 3: That's what happened today when we called a lady and

642
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 3: convinced her to tell us the truth about what happened

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Speaker 3: on her day.

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Speaker 1: You you have to hear this whole second Date.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, I can't believe.

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00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 3: It's probably the most embarrassing story of the year.

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Speaker 1: Ever, And I love her so much for sharing.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're gonna hear it in your brand new

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00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 3: Second Date update right after.

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Speaker 4: This Second Date update.

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Speaker 3: You know, normally, whenever we have listeners on this segment,

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Speaker 3: we have them start at the beginning of their date

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Speaker 3: and tell us the full story.

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Speaker 1: That's usually how stories work, Jeffrey, Well.

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Speaker 3: Today we might need to start at the end because

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Speaker 3: our listener. Julian thinks the reason he might not be

657
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 3: getting a call back is because of his text game

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Speaker 3: after they met up. Lack of text game. I don't know.

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00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 3: We need to bring Julian on to figure out what's happening. Julian,

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the show, man.

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Speaker 16: Hey, what's going on? How you guys are doing?

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Speaker 2: It's like, if your game is that bad, how'd you

663
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Speaker 2: get a date in the first place? I mean, do

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Speaker 2: you have to have someone good text game even secure

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Speaker 2: the first date?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome to the show, Julian. We're gonna get berated.

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Speaker 3: Hear anything about what you texted?

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Speaker 1: He I'm telling him that, like, it can't be as

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Speaker 1: bad as he thinks.

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Speaker 5: What's different with your pre risen your program?

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Speaker 3: What happened? Well, I went out with Test Tests?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you said? Her name was?

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Speaker 14: Right?

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Speaker 10: Okay, okay, we don't Brooke.

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Speaker 3: And Jose and Alexis they don't know anything about the

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Speaker 3: date of the woman that you went out with.

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Speaker 16: Got me terrified.

678
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 3: No, you're good.

679
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 2: I've been there when I've doubted myself. I thought you

680
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 2: were Jose.

681
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 3: So her name was Tests? And what happened after your date?

682
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 16: I don't know how you guys feel about this. But

683
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:22,320
Speaker 16: after our date was over, I sent her for text

684
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 16: or text ok yeah, and she didn't respond to any

685
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 16: of them.

686
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 2: Maybe did you text like my best friend does when

687
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 2: she goes like hi, next text?

688
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: What?

689
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:34,319
Speaker 4: Yeah?

690
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 14: One sentence listening It was across like six days.

691
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:44,919
Speaker 3: We're assuming it was that night.

692
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 1: I don't think that's bad.

693
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 5: What did she say back?

694
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 3: Well, she didn't, That's what he was saying.

695
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 16: You know, I'd reach out, I get no answer. I'd

696
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 16: wait a day and I check in again. She's doing

697
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 16: you know.

698
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 2: Okay, Why are you blaming yourself for a bad text game?

699
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 14: I don't know.

700
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 16: Like I told my guy friends and they were all like, dude,

701
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 16: you're spamming her.

702
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 9: Spamming, I mean, is worse, but you're not getting a

703
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 9: response back.

704
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: I feel like you're just not giving up. And I

705
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 1: don't think that that's necessarily a bad thing.

706
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 5: But if a girl wants you to give up that.

707
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be on his side, she maybe like take.

708
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 9: The hint, and you're like putting yourself out.

709
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 3: How do you feel about it?

710
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 16: Well, honestly, I'm not spamming her. It's like these are

711
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 16: all like day apart or two two days.

712
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 3: Protect your guy friends disagree?

713
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 16: Right, They were like, no, it comes off desperate because

714
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 16: it basically tells her that I have nothing else going

715
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 16: on in my life.

716
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 3: Okay.

717
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 1: Text says like are you free? Are you free?

718
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 3: And do they have a point? Do you have nothing

719
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 3: else going on in your life?

720
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 11: Ye?

721
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 3: Be honest, No, they have a point.

722
00:35:59,600 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 14: I don't.

723
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 16: It's bad like showing that I like her and want

724
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 16: to talk to her.

725
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: Okay, well, what did you like about her on the date?

726
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's talk about the actual date, like what did

727
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 3: you guys do and get into that story.

728
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 16: We met online and you know, we met a little

729
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 16: Mexican restaurant and.

730
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:16,919
Speaker 4: Looked so good.

731
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 3: Oh that's so, you know.

732
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 16: I told the hostess that with our anniversary.

733
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 2: Whoa, oh wait what why would like her birthday or something?

734
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 16: You know, technically it's our anniversary of our first date.

735
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: He does, This feels like so much.

736
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 3: So I would be zero anniversary.

737
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: I would be running for the door. I'd be so

738
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: freaked out already, know you would as.

739
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 3: Long as there's free dessert.

740
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: That well, it's that fried ice cream. I do love that.

741
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 9: But the kid's born, it's their birthday, so technically he's

742
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:54,879
Speaker 9: right like.

743
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 3: There and we're all judging about it. What did tests think?

744
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 16: Well, you know, when the dessert, you know, it was

745
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 16: nice flond, which is pretty cool. The waiter kind of

746
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 16: mentioned it, but it didn't become an issue.

747
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 5: Oh okay, it didn't come out.

748
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 3: Like you know what. Maybe they thought that you guys

749
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 3: were just a really cute special couple and that's what

750
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 3: she thought.

751
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: Wait, so she didn't hear you tell them that it

752
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 2: was your anniversary.

753
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:25,439
Speaker 3: Oh no, that doesn't sound too bad.

754
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 16: Yeah, she might have thought that they've given to us

755
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 16: by mistake.

756
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 5: She doesn't know.

757
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 3: So how did the date end?

758
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 16: Well, since she opened there offered a driver back home. Yeah,

759
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 16: right after we leave the restaurant, she's like, OMG, is

760
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 16: that a Ross dressed to less? I love that store.

761
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:47,399
Speaker 2: She loves the lady who loves a bargain there.

762
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,760
Speaker 1: So what do you say, girl, I'll buy you anything

763
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 1: in Ross? What do you what do you want?

764
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 14: Well, she's like, oh, let's go in. They have the

765
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 14: best deals. It was kind of weird.

766
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,439
Speaker 10: She wants to hang out the s Yeah.

767
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 16: I was little confused, honestly, but it was fine because

768
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 16: I went in and got a jacket.

769
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 3: So you got something.

770
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,399
Speaker 1: Out of it that's cute. Did she like the way

771
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: you looked in it?

772
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 12: Yeah?

773
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 14: She said it was neat.

774
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,439
Speaker 1: Oh neat.

775
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 3: That's what Brooks says to her son. Yeah he got

776
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:18,720
Speaker 3: on there.

777
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,240
Speaker 1: After he draws like a poop picture.

778
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:22,879
Speaker 3: That's me all right?

779
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: That a compliment.

780
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 3: And then you drove her home.

781
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 16: Actually she kind of decided to get an uber instead

782
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 16: of me driving her home.

783
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: Huh why do you think that is?

784
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 3: I don't know.

785
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 16: Maybe she didn't go somewhere else before she went home.

786
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 3: I don't know.

787
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 9: Was there like a shift and vibe at ross if

788
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 9: something happened.

789
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: Was the neat jacket too neat and the same jacket, Or.

790
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 3: There's a TJ Max right next door and she's like,

791
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,720
Speaker 3: oh I got to get my MAXI niet.

792
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with a Lexis you.

793
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 16: Know what I wish?

794
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 11: I know?

795
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 3: Okay, well then we got some stuff to work with.

796
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 3: Your friends. Think you might be spamming her too much

797
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,240
Speaker 3: with those four consecutive texts without any response.

798
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 2: Or she found home Goods down the street those stores

799
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,760
Speaker 2: you just I know.

800
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: Is so good. She could be in the candle section broke.

801
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 3: Maybe she's up Michael's Arts and crafts we don't know.

802
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 3: Let's call tests and see what she has to say

803
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 3: about the date, and then we'll try and get your

804
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 3: second date update right after this. Hold on, if you're

805
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 3: just joining us, we're on the phone with Julian, whose

806
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:33,720
Speaker 3: first date had more red flags than China's annual military parade.

807
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: That seems extreme.

808
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm kidding. But there were a few odd

809
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 3: moments from the night he stretched the truth to the

810
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 3: restaurant hostess, saying it was their anniversary.

811
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,399
Speaker 1: But he didn't say it in front of her, which

812
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: is good.

813
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, they took a detour at one point to Ross

814
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 3: dress for less.

815
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: I love.

816
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,720
Speaker 3: That wasn't his idea, was his date Tessa's plan.

817
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 1: You got a cute jack out of the deal.

818
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 3: But the weirdest part was he offered her a ride

819
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 3: home and she said yes, and then later changed her

820
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 3: mind and was like, you know what, I'm just gonna

821
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 3: uber myself back.

822
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 2: Never mind, you're going to bring up the fact that

823
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 2: she said his jacket looked neat for some reason.

824
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 3: On top of all that, his buddies say he's playing

825
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 3: the after the date game the wrong way by sending

826
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 3: four consecutive texts with no response, even though it was

827
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 3: across multiple days.

828
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 1: Is on this poor man's side right now?

829
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 3: Are any of these the reason that Tess is ghosting?

830
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 3: We don't know, but.

831
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: It's only one of them.

832
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 4: Reason.

833
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 3: Sorry to recap your date like that, Julian, But do

834
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 3: you feel like it was pretty accurate?

835
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, he says.

836
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, that's where you're at of anything.

837
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 9: You can take out of this, what not to do?

838
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 9: If everyone says don't do this and then she confirms it, Oh, no,

839
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,479
Speaker 9: you're doing too much.

840
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,439
Speaker 1: Maybe you'll find out that it's none of that. They're

841
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 1: all wrong. You were right, She's just been busy, that's all.

842
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 14: There, You go, right, life happens is very true.

843
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's positive, Jack. I'm sure we're not going to

844
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 3: learn about whole bunch of other red flags that came

845
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 3: up we didn't even talk about. But let's let's just

846
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 3: call Naked.

847
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 1: That's jacket.

848
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 3: Okay. Let's call Test though, and just see if she

849
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 3: picks up and has anything to tell us. Extra Here

850
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 3: we go, Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with Tests.

851
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 7: This is her?

852
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:37,800
Speaker 1: Is it?

853
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 3: I almost did something, but I was like, that's my

854
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 3: very aroused co host.

855
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,959
Speaker 2: For some reason, I'm excited to talk to test.

856
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:55,919
Speaker 3: Okay, sounds like we are a morning show. We're called

857
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:56,760
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey.

858
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 16: We're on the radio, okay, and you're calling me.

859
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 3: Why great question because one of our listeners asked us

860
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 3: to reach out to you after you two went out

861
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 3: on a little bit of a romantic rendezvous at a

862
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 3: Mexican restaurant.

863
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:12,919
Speaker 1: Sounds like a cute day.

864
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 3: Is a guy named Julian.

865
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: And he called you.

866
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said that he's texted you like four times

867
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 2: and you haven't hit him back.

868
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 14: Yeah, because I'm pretty sure he knows what happened. Oh

869
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 14: my gosh, it's so embarrassing.

870
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,280
Speaker 5: Actually he doesn't.

871
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: Did you say something's embarrassing?

872
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 3: Embarrassing for him or embarrassing for you.

873
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 14: And probably more embarrassing for me.

874
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 15: And I just want to forget about it.

875
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 3: So well, okay, look, we are totally understanding if something

876
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 3: didn't go the way you wanted it to go or

877
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 3: something weird happened, but we're just trying to help out

878
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 3: Julian because he's totally confused. Yeah, and he mentioned to

879
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 3: us about the Mexican restaurant and going to Ross and it.

880
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: Sounded fun, but then you change your mind about getting

881
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: to ride home.

882
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're just trying to help him get some clarity.

883
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 15: Yeah, but you I don't understand, Like it's pretty bad.

884
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:08,439
Speaker 14: I don't.

885
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 15: I don't really want to talk about it, especially on

886
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 15: the radio.

887
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 9: Wow, I can't see your face. We only know one

888
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 9: of your names, and.

889
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 2: We love embarrassing stories. I mean, honestly, it makes me

890
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 2: feel better about my whole life.

891
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 3: Come on, and we're really I mean, you got to

892
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 3: think about Julian too, who's just sitting at home totally confused.

893
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, we can tell you an embarrassing story.

894
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 3: We're just trying to help relay the message over to

895
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 3: him if like, make sure that he didn't do anything wrong.

896
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 14: I mean, he he didn't do anything wrong.

897
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: Okay, So wait, what happened? Did it happen at the

898
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: Mexican restaurant?

899
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 11: Like?

900
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 1: Where did things go bad?

901
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 15: It started at the Mexican restaurant and just kind of.

902
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:52,959
Speaker 14: Continued from there.

903
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:54,879
Speaker 3: A few details.

904
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 15: Yeah, so I ordered some spicy enchiladas for dinner because

905
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 15: I love Mexican food, and they.

906
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 14: Just kind of hit different, you know.

907
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 1: Uh, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom.

908
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 15: Twice during dinner.

909
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, okay, Well that I'll tell you that

910
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,280
Speaker 3: did not come up in the recap from Julian.

911
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: He did not notice at all.

912
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, he didn't say anything.

913
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 15: I'm glad that he didn't notice. And then, you know,

914
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 15: when we were getting the check and he offered to

915
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 15: take me home, they kind of just hit again. But

916
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 15: I didn't want to go to the bathroom because they

917
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 15: didn't want him to to know, and.

918
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: Like you'd already gone once or twice.

919
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 15: I was like, it's fine, I'm going to power through

920
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 15: and they want to get home, they'll take care of things.

921
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,439
Speaker 14: It'll be fine.

922
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 15: And then we get outside and my body betrayed me

923
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 15: rather violently. Oh girl, we ruined my shorts right there

924
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 15: on the Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

925
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 15: wait what?

926
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's like the bridpace.

927
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 16: God.

928
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, after the car, they didn't get in the car.

929
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 4: Yes.

930
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 3: Sorry, I don't know if you heard that test, but Julian, uh,

931
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,439
Speaker 3: Julian heard that. Julian's on the phone almost a yeah,

932
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 3: he's been listening to this conversation.

933
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: Sorry.

934
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 2: We had an embarrass idea that it was going to

935
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 2: be embarrassing like that.

936
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: We thought he did something wrong buriously.

937
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 15: Like how is this managing to get even more embarrassing.

938
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 1: It is not your fault, It is that Angelota's fault.

939
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 3: Julian oh Man Julian talk to tests.

940
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:34,919
Speaker 16: I had no idea at all, Like I had no clue.

941
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: Impressive test.

942
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 14: Well, luckily, I guess I had that going for me.

943
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 15: But I just I panicked, okay, and that's when I.

944
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 14: Thought, how can I fix this?

945
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 15: And then I saw the ross next door, and I

946
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 15: was like, this is perfect. We're gonna go in there

947
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 15: and I can buy myself to do shorts.

948
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 3: And yeah, that's why you wanted to go into.

949
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 1: Raws, and you just make sure that he walks in

950
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: front of you at all time.

951
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 15: I did managed to find a pair of shorts that

952
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 15: looked really close to the ones that I was wearing,

953
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 15: but you know, I kind of wanted to throw you

954
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 15: off the fence. So I also was looking at the sweaters.

955
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 2: Well, you need something to maybe tie around your waist.

956
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 2: That's a classic trick.

957
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,320
Speaker 14: Oh gosh.

958
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 15: So yeah, I managed to get those two things. I

959
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 15: took him up to the cashier and then I had

960
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 15: this plan in my head that was probably pretty ill conceived.

961
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 15: You know, do a quick change, like behind his car,

962
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 15: or a dumpster or I don't know what.

963
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 1: Brothroom just use it changing room.

964
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 3: Ross.

965
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: What are you doing?

966
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 7: I don't know.

967
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,800
Speaker 15: I thought it would be too conspicuous, but it didn't

968
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 15: work out in my favor, and I panicked and I

969
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:37,439
Speaker 15: just called the uber.

970
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,280
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you didn't want to get in the car

971
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 3: with him, because okay, this.

972
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: All makes sense, it is Yeah.

973
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 3: Julian, does this connect some of the dots for you?

974
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: Oh?

975
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 14: That makes sense? Why should call my jacket?

976
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,280
Speaker 16: Neat like her mind wasn't even present?

977
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely a jacket.

978
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, Julian, you can forgive her for that mistake,

979
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 3: right or is that a deal breaker for you?

980
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 16: Honestly, Tests, we're all human.

981
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 4: Things happen.

982
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 16: I would love to hang out with you again. This

983
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 16: time we can go skating or bowling, so you can

984
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 16: see how you know, non athletic I am and that

985
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 16: could be embarrassing for me.

986
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 3: Oh okay, he's.

987
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 2: Willing to embarrass himself to even the plane at a

988
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 2: bowling alley.

989
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, that will.

990
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 3: That's a hot tip. But we would like to offer

991
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 3: to send you out with Julian one more time, Test,

992
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 3: and we would pay for that date. If you're open

993
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 3: to it, you could.

994
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 2: Turn this horrible experience into like actually kind of a

995
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 2: meet cute a mile.

996
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 3: It could be your second anniversary.

997
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't know anything about that.

998
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 3: Oh okay, we'll just ignore what I said then, and

999
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 3: it'll be a sweet second date if you're willing to

1000
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 3: do it. Tests, what do you think?

1001
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 14: Oh gosh, I mean, Julian, you're incredibly sweet.

1002
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 15: I just honestly don't think I could ever face you

1003
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 15: it was to face him.

1004
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:07,760
Speaker 1: Think of what you've already shown him. There's only worse,

1005
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: there's only up from here.

1006
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 15: At tests, I honestly can say I never thought someone

1007
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 15: telling me that pooping my pants was an okay thing

1008
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 15: would be romantic.

1009
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:25,879
Speaker 3: What you guys are eighty years old already? Yeah, let's

1010
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 3: toss in a pair of depends. So wait, is that

1011
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:29,919
Speaker 3: a yes test?

1012
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1013
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,399
Speaker 3: Spicy and all around.

1014
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1015
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 3: This second ate update was actually successful on two levels?

1016
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 3: Did you think about it?

1017
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 6: Yes?

1018
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 3: Not only did we get a yes and wrap those

1019
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 3: two into a tasty burrito of love together.

1020
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: Do not put any food with that.

1021
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 3: We just gave the advertisers over it ross the idea

1022
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:04,359
Speaker 3: for their next touching Super Bowl commercial. Forget the Budweiser

1023
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 3: puppy befriending the Clydesdale. Now Ross has Mexican Blowout Girl

1024
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 3: taking advantage of their summer blowout sale.

1025
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 1: Oh I like that. I get where the name comes from.

1026
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 5: Now it's between her and Hawk to us.

1027
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 3: You've been touching in cue.

1028
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 1: Honestly, they better give us an update.

1029
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 2: Ya.

1030
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 3: We want to follow along with them, and you can

1031
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 3: follow along with all of our second date updates. Go

1032
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 3: check them out online wherever you get your podcasts at

1033
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey.

1034
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1035
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 3: Every hero has a weakness like Samson's hair. Yeah, Achilles,

1036
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 3: heel Okay, the Brooks wineglass. You eliminate her alcohol, You

1037
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 3: eliminate Brook Why would you to Nobody wants any of

1038
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 3: those things to happen. I'm just saying weaknesses, and that

1039
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 3: brings me to the object of myself. Whenever our listeners

1040
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 3: meet me out in the streets, it's like, jeff God,

1041
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 3: you're so perfect, you can sing and dance, funny and

1042
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 3: your handsome. Don't you have any flaws about you at all?

1043
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1044
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 3: Sadly I do.

1045
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: You're finally going to admit it.

1046
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 3: It's true. It's called et extra testosterone extra.

1047
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 17: For example, whenever I open up a jar of pickles,

1048
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 17: it always explodes right in my hands. When I reach

1049
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 17: for the handle of my car door and pull, the

1050
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,919
Speaker 17: entire side of the vehicle just rips right off.

1051
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: Jeff, must be so hard.

1052
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 14: To be you.

1053
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 3: Thank you for understanding, Brooke. But maybe the worst of

1054
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 3: it happens when I sing every time thousands of doves

1055
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 3: all over the earth take flight, all of them. I

1056
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 3: know it's majestic and it's beautiful, but it's the burden

1057
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 3: that I have to bear. Wow, I do apologize ahead

1058
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 3: of time for my extreme et because I'm about to

1059
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 3: do my brand new song of the week. Watch out

1060
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,359
Speaker 3: for all those doves in traffic, because it's coming up

1061
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 3: right after this. It is time for my song of

1062
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 3: the week. And this is really the time of year

1063
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 3: when one sport reigns supreme. What is it I'm talking

1064
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 3: about golf? Football? We're not there to the football season.

1065
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 3: I know what I'm excited, but it's golf right now?

1066
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 4: What a game? Wow?

1067
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:51,879
Speaker 3: Just put the ball, Just put the ball into that hole.

1068
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: You're only allowed to clap like this at the end

1069
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 1: of his song just today.

1070
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 3: It seems easy when you just say.

1071
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 13: It like that, I mean literally, you can play it

1072
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 13: these For those who have actually tried the sport, you

1073
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 13: know it can be the most maddening experience in the world.

1074
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 5: One little tweak and you're completely.

1075
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 3: Off, Yet the most exhilarating if you actually succeed. And

1076
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 3: the people who are good, yeah, and I mean like

1077
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,839
Speaker 3: really really good.

1078
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1079
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 3: The ones who can put the ball in that dumb

1080
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 3: little hole with consistency and can go pro those are

1081
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,839
Speaker 3: the luckiest people in the world. Oh yeah, I mean,

1082
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 3: could you imagine if your entire job, your whole career,

1083
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 3: was to fly around the world to beautiful settings and

1084
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 3: just play golf outside.

1085
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,919
Speaker 2: And the most beautiful and you even have to think

1086
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 2: for yourself. That's what your caddies for. You're just there to.

1087
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,760
Speaker 3: Move your arms, carry this giant bag for me, thanks,

1088
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 3: and then you take home giant checks and then at

1089
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 3: sunset you head into the clubhouse, pound some beers with

1090
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 3: your buds before you head home and do it.

1091
00:52:56,480 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 5: A gorgeous wife. Why does every golfer married to a gorgeous.

1092
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 2: Money But you also don't even have to have an

1093
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 2: athletic build bears as you.

1094
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 3: Want set up for you, but somehow it is so hard.

1095
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to be a golfer.

1096
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 17: Now.

1097
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 3: I know it's an impossible dream, but I think a

1098
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 3: lot of people have that desire deep down of taking

1099
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 3: their clubs out on the PGA tour and enjoying all

1100
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 3: of the amazing perks that come with playing professional golf. Wow,

1101
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 3: even then, I would take the extra money, give me

1102
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 3: that blood money. I wanted to make a song about

1103
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 3: that impossible dream. And that's why instead of doing Nickelback's

1104
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 3: rock Star, it's Young Jeffrey's golf Stark.

1105
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: Why does this sport match with Nickelbacks so well?

1106
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 3: Well? Point, when I'm read point, I'll snapped my pudder

1107
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 3: in half and through eating you a ditch.

1108
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 11: God, all my buddy's laughing at how bad I missed it.

1109
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 3: This grass game ain't as relaxing as they said it

1110
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 3: would be.

1111
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 4: Stressing on the golf course.

1112
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 11: I put more slices down there, Amandarin lost fourteen balls

1113
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 11: only two holes in one flew in a curve till

1114
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 11: I heard a lady let.

1115
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 3: Out of scream on the wind.

1116
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 11: I'm aiming for that hole, Bud, I can't clear it.

1117
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:29,439
Speaker 3: Like my wedding night.

1118
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 18: Wipey says, I'm nowhere near until I finally gave.

1119
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 5: Up and I kicked a stupid ball in a cree.

1120
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 4: Put me down for a five.

1121
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 11: But if I took lessons and I quit my job

1122
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 11: and just focused, I could go pro.

1123
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 4: No.

1124
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 19: Probably, Baby Scotty Cheffler is down to Freaky Friday with me.

1125
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 4: Told me he was cool with it.

1126
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 5: Ain't that pebble beach.

1127
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:57,879
Speaker 11: I would swing all day, not the upside down pineapple way,

1128
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 11: Cause we y'all just who wanted the big golf starts.

1129
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 11: It's a long way up from the top golf bus.

1130
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 3: The word is pleasure and the pays up sea just.

1131
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 11: Counting Bernie's in our top pot dreams used to tap

1132
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:14,760
Speaker 11: down on a piggy dust.

1133
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 4: I'm a swing and.

1134
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:20,760
Speaker 11: Sponsored by master Card. It's Nikes paying for the close

1135
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 11: our air kit A swoosh tattooed them a my dairy

1136
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 11: and with each swing I'm gonna hit the barfer golf

1137
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 11: collapse are like my a Sam.

1138
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 3: The plane a thing be a big hassle.

1139
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 11: So instead of the tel, I bought a local castle

1140
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 11: with oil money sent to me from when I joined

1141
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 11: the l I fee.

1142
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 4: That's a lot of seals.

1143
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 18: And while Taylor Swift got the girls in passion to

1144
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 18: those white dudes, wanna see me in action rather to

1145
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 18: a frenzy, He has a sink a putt from forty

1146
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 18: one fee.

1147
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 4: Do a little fist pump and.

1148
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 19: Make sports centers top ten places and people Sexiest Man

1149
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 19: front page and a whole go workout at the gym

1150
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 19: a lot on the best golf players rocking hot tag pot.

1151
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 3: You see the talent in the.

1152
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 11: Gallery board blunt and the Swedish on lift big teen signing.

1153
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:29,280
Speaker 11: All the graph says acrosst the up with the tiny

1154
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:33,240
Speaker 11: pencil from my score ring puk my golf bags heavy

1155
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,839
Speaker 11: has a full grown bear. I hide a caddy now,

1156
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 11: I just don't care.

1157
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 3: I got inserts in my golf and shoes with.

1158
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 20: One gun fight glove Michael Jackson, Hughes, I walk the

1159
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 20: green with that old school.

1160
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 18: Sky rocking flat golf caps heads to top.

1161
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:53,760
Speaker 4: Hunk Guy Weller, Hey, hey.

1162
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 3: I wanna be a golf god.

1163
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 11: And the press will tell all my misadventures like the

1164
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 11: ninth toe win, the former miss and Texas earning green

1165
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:09,800
Speaker 11: jackets went I swing that would while Stephen A Smith

1166
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 11: and says I'm not that good. Press will tell on

1167
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 11: my misadventures like the ninth hole win the former Miss

1168
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 11: Texas earning green jackets when I swing that while Stephen A.

1169
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 3: Smith and says I'm.

1170
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 2: Not that good.

1171
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 18: As in the parking lot going seven miles an hour

1172
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 18: in my ev card, my swing soul golden. When I

1173
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 18: hit that tea, I'm stroking like I'm Kadie the Taxtye

1174
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 18: watch me.

1175
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 11: Crystal bomb or a hundred yards so high they picked

1176
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:47,439
Speaker 11: it up.

1177
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 3: On the weather raid.

1178
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 11: It falls in lands right beside that pitch and like

1179
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 11: happy you get more taptown tap that in and like that.

1180
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 20: Donold Palmer dude, who my main motto drink using bottom

1181
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 20: shell boods.

1182
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 11: I'm a chorus like Daddy with the champagne stop in

1183
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 11: the water feature fighting krack con just to one swing

1184
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 11: to get me out the sandbar.

1185
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, some day I wanna be a golf stop.

1186
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 2: God, Jeff, I think we need to check for that

1187
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 2: Nike tramp stamp text in seven eighty five nine two

1188
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 2: and tell us what you thought about the song of

1189
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 2: the week.

1190
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 3: We're gonna post the video up for all of our

1191
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 3: fellow golf lovers. On our socials.

1192
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 7: That's a song of the week, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1193
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 3: Let's tax seventy five nine two. That says my mom

1194
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 3: said Phil Mickelson signed her chest with a sharpie in

1195
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 3: the late nineties. WHOA, how do I find out if

1196
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 3: he's my real dad? You know what, that's a good question.

1197
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 3: Maybe I could suggest an awkward Tuesday phone call. I

1198
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 3: would love to call Phil. As long as you have

1199
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,120
Speaker 3: his phone number, we will reach out to him.

1200
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 5: Let me get some golf.

1201
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1202
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 1: I don't think babies are made with a sharpie and

1203
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 1: a chest.

1204
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 3: Though maybe it well, I maybe metaphor. Yeah, okay, well again,

1205
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 3: if you're not sure what we're talking about, I sang

1206
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 3: a song a few minutes ago about my dream and

1207
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 3: many others to someday go pro on the PGA tour.

1208
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 4: Wow.

1209
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 3: So instead of doing Nickelback's rock Star, I sang golf Star.

1210
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 3: And we've got some other dreamers on the text board

1211
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 3: just like me. At seventy five nine two, Brook, where

1212
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 3: are you seeing?

1213
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 1: I like this idea. It says maybe they can use

1214
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 1: your song in the Happy Gilbour sequel.

1215
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm listening.

1216
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 1: During the movie.

1217
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 2: Maybe after the credits have rolled and everybody has left

1218
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 2: and they just have black on the screen.

1219
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 5: Oh, come on, a least give him the credits.

1220
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 1: No, that's still all the success for you.

1221
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 3: Actually, that is my demo audience ye theater. So if

1222
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,160
Speaker 3: you missed it, if you want to hear it again,

1223
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 3: we're gonna put the song up at the Brook and

1224
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 3: Jeffer YouTube, Facebook, Insta and TikTok.

1225
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 7: All the lyrics there brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1226
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 3: What's it like playing a trivia game indoors during the

1227
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 3: best stretch of summer that we've had so far? I'd

1228
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:21,920
Speaker 3: say for Brook it's distracting. She's had a very spotty

1229
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:25,680
Speaker 3: record lately, taking a few games off, lost the other day,

1230
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 3: and she's recently been accused of juicing by the trivia board.

1231
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 1: Oh wow, what though, what am I juicy?

1232
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 3: You tell me you're the juice expert. It has been

1233
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 3: a cruel summer for Brook so far. But she is

1234
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 3: playing Stephan today, who last time you beat him? The

1235
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 3: thing is that was back in the spring. It's a

1236
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 3: whole new season, a whole new Stephan now. So Stephan,

1237
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 3: welcome back.

1238
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 4: Thanks for having me.

1239
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,760
Speaker 1: How do you do in the heat, Stephan, I'm in

1240
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 1: a van right now.

1241
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 5: Guys, you're very comfortable.

1242
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 1: Is that what you said? Are you driving a meat

1243
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 1: truck around because I'd like some meat?

1244
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 4: Yeah? You know you know what she means by that.

1245
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 3: Let's send Brook out for a second so we can

1246
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 3: get to the game. You got thirty seconds to answer

1247
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 3: as many questions as possible, Stephan. If you don't know when,

1248
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 3: you could say pass. But you have to beat her

1249
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:20,960
Speaker 3: outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1250
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 7: I'm ready?

1251
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, good luck. Your time starts now. Dion Sanders celebrates

1252
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 3: a birthday today. He currently coaches college football in what state?

1253
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 3: Which female author wrote the novel Pride and Prejudice. Krypton

1254
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 3: is the fictional planet in Superman comics and also an

1255
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 3: element in chemistry. What came first the planet or the

1256
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 3: element element? Which northern European country is known as Land

1257
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 3: of a Thousand Lakes? What instrument has been nicknamed the

1258
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 3: Mississippi saxophone?

1259
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 4: Pando? All right?

1260
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:01,920
Speaker 3: Going with the banjo on that last one?

1261
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 4: Sure?

1262
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 3: Why not? It it counts as an instrument. Let's bring

1263
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 3: Brook back into the studio, and it says on my

1264
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 3: screener here that Stephan this summer, is looking forward to

1265
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:16,480
Speaker 3: a camping anniversary on the coast with his wife. And

1266
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 3: that's what you say when your wife is around. But

1267
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 3: what are you really looking forward to, Stephan? A lot

1268
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 3: of new video games, some honesty Fortnight.

1269
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 2: So that's why your wife wants to go camp be

1270
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 2: no access to electronics?

1271
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, what video games are you playing?

1272
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1273
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, God talking about bro.

1274
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 5: Dub some time.

1275
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 7: I'm actually.

1276
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 1: You don't even know your own people.

1277
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 9: What are you in the giggle gang world?

1278
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 5: What's your user name?

1279
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 4: Yoker?

1280
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 5: Joker? Yo, this isn't just no, this is one of

1281
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 5: my o g's. This is like this family. You're right,

1282
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 5: I am. I should have known joking okay with him?

1283
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're going to send them an anniversary gift?

1284
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 2: No?

1285
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 3: Absolutely, unless you want Jose to join you and your

1286
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:07,080
Speaker 3: wife on the camping trip, Joker.

1287
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 2: Let me calm, dude, community, I think we may need

1288
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 2: to check in with jokers wife.

1289
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 1: Yes, put Jose on that trip with that.

1290
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 3: Now, Brooke ITTs your turn? Are you ready?

1291
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 1: I hope we enjoyed his marriage. Yeah, I'm ready.

1292
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:29,280
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Dion Sanders celebrates a birthday today.

1293
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 3: He currently coaches college football in what state?

1294
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:33,160
Speaker 1: Alabama?

1295
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 3: Which female author wrote the novel Pride and Prejudice?

1296
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 1: Oh, Jane Austin.

1297
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 3: Krypton is the fictional planet in the Superman comics and

1298
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 3: also an element in chemistry, which came first the planet

1299
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 3: or the element planet which northern European country is known

1300
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 3: as Land of a Thousand Lakes.

1301
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:56,400
Speaker 1: Oh minute, your country, Oh European Finland.

1302
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 7: I don't know.

1303
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 3: Wait, let's go over the scoreboard to see how you

1304
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 3: both did with jose White Master it might be dangerous.

1305
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 3: Milanioso a joker.

1306
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,440
Speaker 5: You got to correct today.

1307
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 9: A pretty good one and bro, oh god, you I

1308
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 9: need to recover.

1309
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 4: Also, dug.

1310
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 3: No Ty goes to the house on the stuff and

1311
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 3: you know how that works. But let's go over the

1312
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 3: answers for everybody. Dion Sanders celebrates a birthday. He coaches

1313
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 3: college football in Colorado. He's the head coach of the

1314
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 3: University of Colorado. Buffalo's the female author who wrote Pride

1315
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:45,520
Speaker 3: and Prejudices, Jane Austen. Krypton was an element first discovered

1316
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 3: in eighteen ninety eight. Then they used it to name

1317
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 3: Superman's planet in nineteen thirty. Okay, the northern European country

1318
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:55,680
Speaker 3: known as the Land of a Thousand Lakes? Is Finland?

1319
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 7: It right?

1320
01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:01,000
Speaker 3: Stepping got one more question in what instrument has been

1321
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:08,479
Speaker 3: nicknamed the Mississippi saxophone. That's the harmonica. So Stephan wasn't

1322
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 3: quite enough to beat Brooke today. But just we're playing.

1323
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 3: We're gonna give you a pair of tickets to see

1324
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 3: flow Rider perform at the Evergreen State Fair later on

1325
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:19,080
Speaker 3: this month, Yes, all right.

1326
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 1: Would you like to say anything to your wife before

1327
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:22,840
Speaker 1: we let you go?

1328
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 2: Anniversary is on you chance to something romantic publicly display that.

1329
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 14: Heavy anniversary and jose is coming with us.

1330
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:36,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's gonna cry when she hears this.

1331
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 1: She needs a lawyer.

1332
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 3: Tell her it's gonna be a hot anniversary camp in town.

1333
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 3: Gontphan come back and play anytime. We're gonna do win

1334
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 3: Brooks Bucks again, same time on Monday

1335
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,560
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.