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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject is He's never satisfied, but I am. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that and just about selfish of you. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that in just a bit. But right now the

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Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you

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Speaker 1: got for a snap? Getting close to it. Valentine's is

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Speaker 1: on the way baby, less than a week away. Well,

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Speaker 1: this right here is Valentine's gift card. Valentine gift card

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Speaker 1: right here, let's go catch do. Hello. Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach Bryce. Yeah, right, Hey Bryan, So how you doing, man?

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Speaker 1: My name is Alvin, Bro. How you doing today? I'm

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Speaker 1: good man? What's up? Hey? Listen? Um, I know you're

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Speaker 1: you're you're married Tiajatricia? Right? Yeah, who who's this? Like

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Speaker 1: I said, yeah, my name is Alvin, and I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to make sure I got the right person, man,

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Speaker 1: because you, um, you have black half white, right from

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Speaker 1: what I understand, Yeah, I'm gonna have blacks. Who who

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Speaker 1: the cuse this? Why? Why are you asking me questions?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Okay? No, no, everything's cool, man, everything's cool, um, Trish,

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Speaker 1: So check this out, man, listen, m at work, man,

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Speaker 1: say what you need to say? What's happening? Okay, listen,

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Speaker 1: I actually dently I sent I sent Tritia some flowers

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Speaker 1: for Valentine's they're gonna get there on Friday. But I

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Speaker 1: accidentally put a you know, I ordered a gift card

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Speaker 1: along with it, and they put this gift card in

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Speaker 1: tritious gift bag. And really that's that gift card should

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Speaker 1: really be for my wife. And I was trying to

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Speaker 1: see it. Maybe if you get to the gift bag before,

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Speaker 1: could get that gift card. Okay, so you said, uh,

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Speaker 1: you said my wife flowers for Valentine's Day? Right, yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but that that that's not the key. The key is

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Speaker 1: that it's a gift card in there that I need,

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Speaker 1: you know, a gift card to my wife. You just

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Speaker 1: want the flowers to go to her, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I set the flowers man. Yeah, no problem, no, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: that's cool man. This happens. Then we make mistakes all

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Speaker 1: the time. How about this. How about you come on

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Speaker 1: over and I will be more than happy to give

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Speaker 1: you the gift card, because I'm sure you know if

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Speaker 1: you send it with the flowers, all I'll just have

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Speaker 1: to hand that that's a gift card over to you,

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Speaker 1: ain't and probably a nice uh speaking to you, stupid mother?

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Speaker 1: Why would you ever call me about this? Hey? Man?

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Speaker 1: And I expect I didn't expect all this happening out. Hey, bro.

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Speaker 1: All I'm trying to do is like I said, I said,

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Speaker 1: it ain't What do you mean you're doing? You didn't

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Speaker 1: think this is gonna be you send my white flowers? Mother?

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Speaker 1: But how do you even know my wife? How do

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Speaker 1: you know? Tresh? How do you know I work in

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Speaker 1: I work in the building with that Trish works in.

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Speaker 1: You work with her? Okay, good, you don't work I

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Speaker 1: don't work with her. I don't work for her company

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Speaker 1: at all. But my my, you know, my floor is

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Speaker 1: but she works she works in the same building. So yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get the gift card. Man, I

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Speaker 1: ain't even trying to trip dude, right, So uh, let

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Speaker 1: me So you sent some flowers. When when the flower's

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Speaker 1: gonna be here? What time the flower's supposed to be here?

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Speaker 1: The flower's getting there sometime Friday on Valentine's said, okay,

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Speaker 1: good good, So how about you come down here on Friday? Okay,

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Speaker 1: and uh, I will give the flowers a tresh and

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Speaker 1: I will give you the gift card. And you mentioned

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Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and let you know that both sides

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Speaker 1: most ignorant mother I've ever met. In my guy, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: dumbest piece of I've ever met. You come here Friday.

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Speaker 1: You come here and your get your wife will get

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Speaker 1: all this about? Man? Okay? So have you're gone out

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Speaker 1: with tres? So you guys wanting for lunch or you know,

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Speaker 1: you haven't gone out one time with my wife? No,

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Speaker 1: I never went out with her, So you just have

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Speaker 1: a crush your my wife. Since that what you're trying

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Speaker 1: What did you think I was gonna be there? How

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Speaker 1: bull mine? Did you think that this was gonna be? Okay?

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Speaker 1: What if I called you right now? I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I set your wife? Uh, can you send it back

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Speaker 1: to me? Like? How would you feel if I did

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Speaker 1: the same to you? Well, I mean you're talking about

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Speaker 1: something different from flowers, and that seems that that sounds

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Speaker 1: like a little bit offensive, don't you think? Oh that's defensive? Yeah? Man,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm sorry, Albert, you're Albert. It's not Albert,

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Speaker 1: it's Albert, it's Alvin. Man, it's albn't give what it is. Alvin,

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Speaker 1: come see me on Friday. I'm gonna have your gift card.

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Speaker 1: I'm super excited to meet you. This is this gonna

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Speaker 1: be the best Valentine's Day of my life. Come visit me.

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Speaker 1: Something flowers to the house. Right. I got the address

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Speaker 1: that Tommy gave me. Who the is Tommy? He the

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Speaker 1: one gave me the address he once told me. Come.

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Speaker 1: How about you and Tommy come over to the house.

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Speaker 1: We'll have a We'll have guys. Now, I'll put on

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Speaker 1: hostility when somebody is showing your wife. No, there's no

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Speaker 1: howstility whatsoever that you hear hostile. I just invited you

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Speaker 1: not hostiles. I'm being hospitable. That's what it is. It's hospitable.

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Speaker 1: ask you something. Man, don't you take don't you drop

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Speaker 1: Trish off to work? Every morning? Yeah? I do? I do. Okay. Now,

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Speaker 1: when y'all, when y'all riding to work, ain't y'all listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Listen not to Steve Harris.

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Timmy baby, come home, Bryce. This is

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Speaker 1: Nephew Timing from the Steve Bobby Show. Your wife Trish

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Speaker 1: got me to pray phone call you home run. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's no way. Oh now I'm back. I'm pissing again

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Speaker 1: and now I'm going through right. I was like, who

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Speaker 1: could be this? Oh? Oh man, I am boiling. Holy Uh,

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Speaker 1: she's gonna pay for this one. You gotta tell me, Bryce,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land Steve Harvey Show. Baby like that hair,

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Speaker 1: black hair and white. He feels, you know, one time

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Speaker 1: every time they say why don't we do this? You

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Speaker 1: don't never work out for you? You know, why don't

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Speaker 1: gift card I'll give her. And then boy, he got

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Speaker 1: calm blake and he just he just needed you over

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Speaker 1: to the house. Just just come come see me, Come

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Speaker 1: see me, Come see me. That's right after your time,

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Speaker 1: and comes see me this weekend and Huntsville, Alabama, the

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Speaker 1: nephew was in town stand up Live Comedy Club. That's

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Speaker 1: right Thursday, Friday and Saturday tickets home see right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's uh, that's this weekend. You don't want to miss

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Speaker 1: what else I got the following weekend Baltimore Merrily be

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Speaker 1: mob Mole, got to be more careful. The Nephew was

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Speaker 1: coming to town. And uh, it's a stupid tour. You know,

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Speaker 1: let's just call it that, you know, stupid tour and

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Speaker 1: don't check y'all feel it. Yeah, it's your tour. So

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Speaker 1: when you said stupid tour, yes, if you would have

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Speaker 1: said anything else, I have been upset. That's that's the

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Speaker 1: intelligent tour man. What are you talking about? Boy? Right?

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Speaker 1: Starring right here this weekend is Hunts will Stand Up

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Speaker 1: Live Comedy Club. Following weekend Baltimore, Maryland. That's the Baltimore

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Speaker 1: Comedy Factory. The Nephew is there. February twenty six. St. Louis, Missouri. Baby,

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Speaker 1: Huh huh, it's the show the theater. I got two

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Speaker 1: shows in the same night. March nineteen, back around the

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Speaker 1: Crib around Texas, Beaumont, Texas, Julie Rogers Theater. That's March nineteen.

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Speaker 1: He is on right now and then April Fools the

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Speaker 1: Food is coming to Nashville. That's Zany's Comedy Club. You

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Speaker 1: through the ten Comedy Zone, Charlotte, Carolina. You want some

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Speaker 1: more dates, go to Thomas Miles dot com. You can

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Speaker 1: see all my dates. Nephew come to town. And then,

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Speaker 1: of course, you know from Sexy on Friday Night, it's

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Speaker 1: different Freddy to love you feel I changed that thing

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Speaker 1: up on Friday Day. Yeah, that's what anyway, Right, coming

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Speaker 1: up next Strawberry Letter, Thank you, nephew. Subject He's never satisfied,

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Speaker 1: but I am. Okay. We'll get into that, find out

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Speaker 1: what that's all about. Right after this, you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show