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Speaker 2: I got a lot to talk about, Like I got

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Speaker 2: I got a question for you. I mean, I know

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Speaker 1: But I am got two eggs. That's right.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, So you had more than that.

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Speaker 1: We have twenty three, but the two point two acres

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's also a statistic and it also goes

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Speaker 1: with seventy two point five is when I'm gonna die

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Speaker 2: It really does that too. Yeah, it's easier to say

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying like baby Box two is on this

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Speaker 2: don't like it. So we're riding bikes the other day, right,

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Speaker 2: they're riding and whenever there's like a little like sewer

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Speaker 2: great or whatever something in the road, you know, manhole cover. Yes,

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Speaker 2: those things we run over them are our speed boosters.

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Speaker 2: So if you miss these, oh dad, you missed the

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Speaker 1: There's a speed booster back there. That's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun, are there anything else is

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Speaker 2: Um? Not really?

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Speaker 1: Who thought of the speed booster?

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Speaker 2: He did?

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Speaker 1: What an imagination?

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Speaker 2: He's the one that said, oh, dad, he ran over

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Speaker 1: Where do you work next to or live next to

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Speaker 2: Well, don't they have them on all streets?

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Speaker 1: Ray Nashville Electric, right across the street. I mean, have

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Speaker 2: Have you never seen the street where there's a little

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Speaker 1: I live in the country, my friend. The manhole covers

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Speaker 2: So we run over them, you know, the speed boosters.

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Speaker 2: And then finally he runs over when he goes and

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Speaker 2: he is behind me and he goes, dada, dada, I

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Speaker 2: I know, and I slam on the brake. So I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I know, but dad, what if I did fall in

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Speaker 2: I said, well, if you fell in the speed booster,

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Speaker 1: That's a great point.

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Speaker 2: And I said, well, then your your mom would help you,

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, then your brother would help you. But

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Speaker 1: There's a word for it. I learned it in communication studies.

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Speaker 1: Don't know it, but maybe it's just being negative but something.

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Speaker 1: But it's beside the point. There is a thing where

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's five years old.

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Speaker 1: Well he's already developed dooms day uh communication styles.

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Speaker 2: He literally was like, well, then what if he's dead?

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Speaker 1: You need to no, because with doomsday people, you need

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Speaker 1: he says, Dad, what if you're dead, who's gonna help me?

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Speaker 2: I don't need to inform him that I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: What if I'm dead? Who's gonna do this podcast?

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Speaker 1: But what is gonna happen? First you die or you

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Speaker 1: Who's gonna stop the recording? And will they put that

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Speaker 2: They would never put it out?

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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't they? That'd be amazing? Hit. All you hear is.

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Speaker 2: Why is it gonna be like that? Why can't why?

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Speaker 2: No? No? No? Why can't it be natural causes?

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Speaker 2: When that happens. But dude, it was just so weird

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Speaker 1: You dead? Your wife? Dad? Who? Then else?

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Speaker 2: And then I said, well then your brothers would come

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Speaker 1: Well, you almost need to scare him. What about the

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Speaker 2: I didn't think I was dying, but I was sprawled

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Speaker 1: You need to you need to really scare him, so

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Speaker 2: I don't think you need to scare him.

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Speaker 1: I think that's the ops in that moment. How you

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Speaker 1: I don't think he goes back to the death references.

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Speaker 1: That's just me though. I'm not a parent man. My

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Speaker 2: My name's Lance.

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Speaker 1: I'm not romance.

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Speaker 2: My question, if I scared the Bejesus out of him

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Speaker 2: would that not have the opposite effect and him be

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Speaker 1: It's gonna know, he's gonna realize death is real because

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Speaker 1: right now, no, he he knows it's real because Gazzi

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Speaker 1: right now, to him, it's mustard.

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Speaker 2: I disagree because we had our our dog died back

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Speaker 2: when were you going.

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Speaker 1: To tell me? I've been referencing him all the time.

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Speaker 2: Man, that's just so it's a weird thing to talk about.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah, it's not

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Speaker 2: hey man, my dog died, Like agreed, it's very hard

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Speaker 2: it's six months later, seven months later, here we are,

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Speaker 2: eight months later, whatever it is, and it's still hard

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Speaker 1: It's a roommate of mine. I know, I had a

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Speaker 2: You had a high school buddy, yeah, my.

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Speaker 2: And it was after we'd gone to Broadway and you

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Speaker 1: I never even said hi to him.

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Speaker 1: What a time to be alive.

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Speaker 2: That was such a weird thing. That was a weird places,

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Speaker 2: Gonna tear it all down. The gas station. I don't

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Speaker 2: Hell, even the dods left. I mean the Dollar General gone.

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Speaker 2: And I was deep.

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Speaker 1: It was a good boy.

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Speaker 2: I just didn't You didn't even like the dogs, so

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and when I went out of town, I would

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Speaker 2: They were good. They were such good. Not a bad

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Speaker 1: So many times come home from work, bump into me,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, they were good. Let's start the show in

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Speaker 2: their honor. This one's for Waldo. Make you rest in peace. Boy, gosh,

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: Let's start the show, though.

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Speaker 1: We got to take a break and then we'll start it.

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Speaker 2: I said, we started now, we gotta take a break,

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Speaker 2: It's time to start it. Like we did a whole segment.

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Speaker 2: We didn't start it. People don't know who we are.

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Speaker 2: All these random people clicking on Sore Losers podcast. Is

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Speaker 2: here two dudes talking they don't understand.

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Speaker 1: And I thought of our new intro. Oh, so let's

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'd love to hear it. All right, all right,

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Speaker 2: here we go. Fire at the band. It loud, No,

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Speaker 2: it's good, be a little low.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it a lot.

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Speaker 2: We are the one too good sore Loser. Where's the

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Speaker 1: Over to you?

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Speaker 2: What's up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my

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Speaker 1: What up, y'all? It is Sis and I'm from the North.

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Speaker 1: I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the north side

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Speaker 1: There's no concrete jungle. It's just me and Baez are

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Speaker 1: Over to you, man, that's what you added. Yeah, if

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Speaker 1: you think about it now that we've had the live

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Speaker 1: single day, not the people my chick listens to, not

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Speaker 1: call her mommy, not call her daddy, not Bill Pollian,

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Speaker 1: don't even know who that is, not Bill Simmons. There

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Speaker 2: That was so stupid.

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Speaker 1: We are the number one content producer in the last

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Speaker 2: Boom take that.

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Speaker 1: I just thought about it the other day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you said something there, and I was gonna I

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Speaker 1: You said, Cornstog seventy two and a half dive of

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Speaker 1: Call her Daddy, Call her Mommy. No Bill Simmons, dang

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Speaker 1: manodcast content, no YouTube.

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Speaker 2: You had me think of something, but I forgot. But

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Speaker 1: I have strong opinions. But what are we talking about.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about prices. Last year at this crappy old

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Speaker 1: Not in our hearts.

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Speaker 2: New England Patriots and the Houston and the Tennessee Titans.

442
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Speaker 1: That's a good game.

443
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,960
Speaker 2: And I said, you know what, my name's Bennett. I'm

444
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:17,719
Speaker 2: not going to be in it.

445
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:21,800
Speaker 1: I don't care how you cut that. That's a good game. Yeah,

446
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,080
Speaker 1: so we didn't go well, ended up being the score.

447
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,920
Speaker 2: I don't even know. I don't care. That's not the

448
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,840
Speaker 2: point of my story. The point of my story is.

449
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:34,080
Speaker 2: Then I was talking to batter's Box Battley.

450
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,679
Speaker 1: What if everybody that's a batter's box here with us?

451
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,280
Speaker 2: And he is talking about we gotta do some over

452
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,200
Speaker 2: unders all. Look at these schedules, and he's talking about

453
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,000
Speaker 2: the San Francisco forty nine ers.

454
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,080
Speaker 1: I have heard it's rather low.

455
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,560
Speaker 2: There's just ten and a half. As what I found

456
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,400
Speaker 2: out on the phone with.

457
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Speaker 1: Him, they have the easiest schedule in the entire country,

458
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:59,960
Speaker 1: exactly justin target McCaffrey, target Purdy. I don't give a crap. Deba,

459
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:01,280
Speaker 1: is he still there? Target him?

460
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:04,520
Speaker 2: No, Debo's over in Washington now, KITT's still there kicking

461
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,080
Speaker 2: target him.

462
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,160
Speaker 1: I don't care. The Niners are right.

463
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,679
Speaker 2: The Niners are right because they are playing terrible teams,

464
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,160
Speaker 2: because they were not They're not a terrible team. They

465
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,239
Speaker 2: had one terrible year, one terrible year.

466
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Speaker 1: I don't even know if those sights let you do

467
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,280
Speaker 1: it anymore the way I used to do it. Push

468
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:23,200
Speaker 1: that sucker to thirteen, push it to fifteen.

469
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 2: Whoa, they're not gonna go fifteen and two, fifteen to three?

470
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:27,880
Speaker 2: How many games they play?

471
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Speaker 1: Eight seventeen? They need to go fifteen and two. Okay,

472
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,480
Speaker 1: thirteen and four, you're right, ten and six.

473
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,960
Speaker 2: Here's the deal, he told me.

474
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 1: Took it their seven.

475
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:42,840
Speaker 2: Look at their schedule. He goes, Oh, they're playing at Houston.

476
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 2: He said, I'm gonna take the family down to see

477
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 2: the Niners. And he logged on.

478
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 4: Kid, do you care if I drive with you? I

479
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:52,960
Speaker 4: love the Niner.

480
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,480
Speaker 2: That's a great point. I don't know if he invited

481
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 2: no teeth Keith or not. Kid, There's nothing finer than

482
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 2: being a forty nine Ross Francis orange chicken.

483
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 4: When the sun rises, U see LA.

484
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:10,439
Speaker 2: And he tells me, all right, man, it's his wife,

485
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 2: him and his son. And he bought tickets. Not in

486
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 2: the first level, not in the second level, not in

487
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 2: the third level, the fourth level of Reliant Stadium, white

488
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 2: the dome, the tippy top of the stadium.

489
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,920
Speaker 1: They better open that thing, or he's gonna hit his head.

490
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,680
Speaker 2: He's gonna hit his head on the roof.

491
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:30,640
Speaker 1: Ray.

492
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:36,000
Speaker 2: Do you know how much Batter's Box paid per ticket

493
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:40,160
Speaker 2: to drive to Houston from Austin and watch the San

494
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 2: Francisco forty nine ers take on the Houston Texans? And

495
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 2: I said, Oh, you're gonna drive down on Sunday or

496
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,439
Speaker 2: are you gonna drive on Saturday and spend the night?

497
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 2: He goes, oh, we'll definitely wake up Sunday morning, drive

498
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,680
Speaker 2: down and drive back. And his wife in the background said,

499
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 2: we will spend the night Saturday night. We can afford

500
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:56,880
Speaker 2: a hotel.

501
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,639
Speaker 1: Room pants meat, you're wearer?

502
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,919
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, Okay, someone is running that household

503
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,439
Speaker 2: and it is not Batter's Box.

504
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,639
Speaker 1: They paid give me a minute to say it.

505
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 2: Per ticket?

506
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: What one hundred dollars same as Titans? One hundred and

507
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 1: one dollars. I'm trying to get close without going over. Okay,

508
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:24,120
Speaker 1: one hundred and two dollars, one hundred and three dollars,

509
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 1: one hundred and four fifty, one hundred and five. How

510
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 1: long you have to do this? I don't know how

511
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,360
Speaker 1: much of my offs a lot, how much.

512
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 2: Three hundred dollars a ticket three hundred dollars a ticket

513
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 2: to sit in the top of the stadium in Houston.

514
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 2: That's a three hundred dollars a ticket plus pe, so

515
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 2: they probably came out to three fifty. So he is

516
00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 2: dropping one thousand dollars to watch a regular season game

517
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 2: from the top of the stadium.

518
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: Kid, they can take my life in liberty that they

519
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: can't take the memories of the Niners game.

520
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,160
Speaker 4: It's worth the purchase, Kid.

521
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 2: Kid is beautiful up here. I can't even see the game,

522
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,679
Speaker 2: but I got my rent On and go Niners.

523
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,200
Speaker 4: Your kids aren't gonna remember a lot, but they're gonna

524
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 4: remember Reliant and how high up and how their nose

525
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 4: is bleeded.

526
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 2: They're not gonna remember the game, but we're gonna have

527
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 2: pictures of the Kleenex stick stuck in our nose to

528
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:36,120
Speaker 2: stop the blood. And we're gonna keep the blood from

529
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 2: the Houston Texans as we massacre them all over the field.

530
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 1: What is gonna make that even more depressing is if

531
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,719
Speaker 1: McCaffrey's hurt or if they lose.

532
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:48,120
Speaker 2: I just can't here's my thing. I can't find them

533
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 2: paying one thousand dollars for a regular season football game.

534
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 2: So far up, like, what are these prices? So that

535
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 2: just tells me that in two years, when this new

536
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 2: stateum opens down the road from us, we aren't gonna

537
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 2: see the inside of it for six years because tickets

538
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 2: are gonna be five hundred dollars a Peece I got connects,

539
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 2: you do well.

540
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 1: First of all, Brandon is going to be able to

541
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 1: hook it up from the Facebook page.

542
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know who that is, the guy that

543
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 2: we said's wealthy. Oh okay.

544
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: And then I got my lady at the place Laura

545
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 1: goes to get some potox o. Lady, she has season

546
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 1: tickets at the new stadium. They're paying a quarter of

547
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: a million. But I asked what I think they asked them.

548
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: It's six figures if you want to get a seats

549
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: season tickets for the next stadium.

550
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 2: What.

551
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not her, it's family money.

552
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 2: My god.

553
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I mean maybe I can squeeze one of

554
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: those out of her.

555
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 2: I feel better and better about paying for the national

556
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 2: soccer tickets. I pay twice what my brother paid for

557
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 2: one NFL game for the whole season of season tickets

558
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 2: to soccer.

559
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right though, the Titans games, guys, there ain't

560
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: gonna be nobody in jerseys. It is gonna be suits

561
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 1: and mustaches and women in cocktail dresses because none of

562
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: us ain't going to afford it. Your people on Broadway

563
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,880
Speaker 1: in colgirl boots, we're staying on Broadway. We can't none

564
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 1: afford it.

565
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 2: You know who's gonna afford it is the road team

566
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 2: because they're so excited to travel to see their team,

567
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,400
Speaker 2: they're willing to pay anything. They'll fly here and pay

568
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 2: for the expensive tickets. I just can't pay three hundred

569
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 2: dollars to sit way up top. What is the NFL doing?

570
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 2: Are they trying to alienate their fans? Oh wait, that's right.

571
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 2: They don't give a crap because people obviously pay it

572
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 2: like batter's box, Like what the hell are you thinking?

573
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:47,880
Speaker 1: But the question is did he already buy them?

574
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 2: He bought them?

575
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 1: Or is this just the fugazi we're saying no one

576
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,199
Speaker 1: he bought them? Okay, well, then I got a question

577
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 1: that's ninety nine percent prepared in my head. I am asked,

578
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 1: and I am wondering what if he would have waited

579
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 1: and went on and out. I don't know what apps

580
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 1: were a partnered with, but game time is a phenomenal

581
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,120
Speaker 1: app What if he was gonna wait the week of

582
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: maybe the Niners. Actually, if they keep winning, they'll probably

583
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,959
Speaker 1: go up. Or if the Texans sucks and starts sucking,

584
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: I bet the ticket price would get better. Is there

585
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: a way for those ticket prices ever to get better?

586
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: And the answer is yes, has to be right now.

587
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 1: It's at a fever pitch and that's when he decides

588
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: to buy him.

589
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 2: I kind of agree with you, like, what are you doing?

590
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,439
Speaker 2: Like you bought him when the iron was hot, Like

591
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 2: as the season goes, you don't know what's gonna happen.

592
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:38,919
Speaker 2: Who is the Texans quarterback? CJ? Stroud? Try you drunk? Sorry, No,

593
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 2: I'm gonna draft him. All I could think of was

594
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 2: Deshaun Watson. That's all I could think of. Man, I

595
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:44,360
Speaker 2: was I.

596
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 1: Thought it was still Bernie Kozy.

597
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 2: I was trying to massage my way there and I

598
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 2: couldn't think of the name. But what I'm saying is CJ.

599
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 2: Stroud gets hurt. The Texans are terrible. All of a sudden,

600
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 2: the tickets are one hundred and fifty dollars. I'm gonna

601
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 2: need to make a mental note to myself if someone

602
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,679
Speaker 2: on the pod could like, dude, is someone in the

603
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,919
Speaker 2: listener if you could look up Texans Niners tickets the

604
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 2: week of the game. I would really like to see

605
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 2: what the price is dropped to, because there's no way

606
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 2: they can be three hundred dollars in the upper deck.

607
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: And that's gonna be his. That's I mean him. I

608
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: mean like we're worse freight blowing his load. I mean,

609
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: you're not spending a lot more in the football season.

610
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: Does he still have some money for YouTube TV? I

611
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: don't know what about fantasy football?

612
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:25,679
Speaker 2: What's he gonna be able to do? Red zone? I

613
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 2: don't know.

614
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,400
Speaker 1: It was to gamble a couple sundays. I mean, that's

615
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars from the jump. The kids now say

616
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:35,360
Speaker 1: from the rip. From the rip, he's putting a thousand out.

617
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so it's a thousand from him. His step

618
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 2: son who is married him and his wife bought a

619
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 2: ticket each, so there's another six hundred. And then his

620
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 2: other step son bought a ticket, so their family together

621
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 2: spent two thousand dollars. My name has been it and

622
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: I ain't in it. I ain't. My name is Paul.

623
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 2: You guys can do all that. I don't know. We'll

624
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 2: take a break, we'll ride back.

625
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: Crime pod.

626
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 2: What's the crime?

627
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: Man, Well, I go down to go to the gym

628
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: this morning, and there is five squad cars and there's

629
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: the people in the lobby. One of the guys strapped.

630
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: So there's two lobby people. One's a security guy with

631
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: a gun, and then the lady at the front desk,

632
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 1: and they're out there explaining it to the cops. Some assault,

633
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: some either a hobo or it was a drunk person

634
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: on Broadway, some fight, somebody was hit, somebody was struck,

635
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: and all I heard from the cops was, I looked

636
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: it up online. You go Nashville Police blodder, please tell

637
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: me more, and it just said right here, twelve hundred

638
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: and Broadway. Assault. Doesn't give you much details other than that,

639
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 1: but it happened in around one thirty am, was it?

640
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: Man on man didn't say I needed that, and I

641
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: wanted to know if it was alcohol involved, stuff like that.

642
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 1: But the police said, thank you very much, ma'am for

643
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: your explanation of the events. So she must have saw

644
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: a gall go down and then they came after the fact.

645
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: But there's nobody in cuffs or anything. So an assault

646
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: just happens. And if you get in a fight and

647
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: you outrun the cops, you're good.

648
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard. I don't know how you pin it down,

649
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 2: because like.

650
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: The guy that was strapped, the guy in the lobby,

651
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:31,719
Speaker 1: he's our security guy or the front desk, he's typing

652
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: out leasing contracts by day and then by nine he's strapped,

653
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: and so he's out there with his gun, and I'm like,

654
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: what's this guy doing? Like there's five squad cars here,

655
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: they're good on guns. Like if somebody needs to be shot, bro,

656
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: we don't need you out here strapped with your concealing carry.

657
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: What is he doing out there with his hand on

658
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: his gun?

659
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 2: Like, hey man, just in case that assault comes right

660
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:55,479
Speaker 2: around the corner.

661
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,239
Speaker 1: I got him.

662
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 2: Don't worry, officers of the law. You know, I know

663
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 2: you guys are training. You guys are really good at this.

664
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 2: But don't worry, man, he comes around that corner. I

665
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 2: got your back, man.

666
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: But I think the cops were guindy given the look,

667
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: like hey man, where we got this covered. Go back

668
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: in there to your leasing desk.

669
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 2: So you weren't able to help him out it anyway,

670
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 2: I had.

671
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: My energy drink and it was like one thirty and

672
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: there's multiple hoboes.

673
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 2: Did they tell you, hey, man, be careful, there's an

674
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 2: assaulter out here.

675
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: Well, they're not very social, so when on the way

676
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: back I would have loved but it's so awkward because

677
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: then you knock on the door and they half the

678
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: time they're not paying attention. Then it's them having to

679
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 1: come all the way to open the door. Hey, what

680
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: happened earlier? They don't give me any details because they're

681
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: brass management. But it was an interesting situation, to say

682
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: the least. Broadway Man, I'll.

683
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 2: Tell you what. There was one time I was on

684
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 2: West Sixth in Austin and we were standing outside of

685
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 2: the ranch, right and it's bars are all closed. Everybody's

686
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 2: hanging out chatting blah blah blah, hitting on chicks or whatever.

687
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 2: And I don't know if these people have vallaid their

688
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 2: truck or someone pulled up and these guys get in

689
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 2: the truck and then the guy sit behind the driver

690
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 2: like in the back, like that back row. He gets

691
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 2: out of that door, comes back and there's this guy

692
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 2: talking to this chick and the dude just one punch

693
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 2: bam knocks his ass.

694
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: Oh man, on woman, No on man on woman and

695
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: man on man via anger at woman.

696
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 2: No, No, it was the guy that was talking to

697
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: the girl that was his wife.

698
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: Oh that's a fifty five forty OK.

699
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 2: So I don't understand what the fight was about. But

700
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 2: the guy got out of the truck, came over. One

701
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 2: punch oh five to oh got it knocked him out.

702
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 2: He runs back to the truck and they sped out

703
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 2: of there, and I was drunk. Drunk, I called the

704
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 2: license plate. Man called the nine to one one.

705
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: You saw the numbers and retained them.

706
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 2: And so I called nine one one. They come. They

707
00:32:56,040 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 2: helped that dude. And then like a month later, they

708
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 2: tell me, hey, man, we need you to come down

709
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 2: and look at some photos if you can tell us

710
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 2: what the guy who the guy is? And I'm like,

711
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 2: are you serious.

712
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: I can't. He'll pick out an uber drive out of

713
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: a lineup after a night out.

714
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 2: I said. So I show up to the police station, right,

715
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 2: and the detectives like, all right, man, we're gonna go

716
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 2: back here and we're gonna show you some pictures. Like

717
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 2: I was like, man, I gotta be honest with you. Man.

718
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 2: I was hammered. You think he goes, it's okay, you

719
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like, if you just see someone

720
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 2: you recognize, you know, you just point him out and

721
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 2: when you know eyewitness statement, uh, we think we know

722
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 2: who the guy is GiB And I was like, I mean,

723
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 2: I told him the whole story. I was like, I

724
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 2: know he got in, he was sitting behind the driver.

725
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 2: He got out of the truck, came around and punched

726
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 2: the dude one time. The guy wouldn't even look and

727
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 2: came side jaw and cold clocked him out like a light,

728
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 2: jumped in the truck and they sped off good information.

729
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: They found all that same information on video cameras. Tell

730
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: them something. They don't know what the guy looked like.

731
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 2: Dude, I couldn't, man, I was.

732
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: I was so yeah, the CCTV camera caught all that.

733
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: We already aware of the vehicle.

734
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 2: I would love I would have loved to see my

735
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 2: witness statement to the cops on location. The guy yeah,

736
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 2: blue shirt on and they're like, what the hell am

737
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 2: I doing? And they're like writing, Uh, how would they

738
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 2: deal with that? They would be like, what are you

739
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 2: talking about?

740
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: Credible?

741
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 2: They've got that's a great question. Like if I went

742
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 2: to court and I got, and of course I couldn't

743
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 2: pick the guy out the lineup, and I don't know

744
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 2: whatever happened with the case, but it made me think

745
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 2: of that, like two am you know what I mean?

746
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 2: Like if they would have called me to the stand

747
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 2: with the defense has already been like, hey man, were

748
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 2: you drinking that night?

749
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? Man?

750
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 2: How much did you have to drink?

751
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: Well?

752
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 2: I didn't really count how many drinks I had. So

753
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 2: would you say you were intoxicated that night?

754
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

755
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 2: I would say I was. So are you sure that

756
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 2: my client is the one that punched? Not sure? But

757
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 2: did he sit behind the driver's seat? That's not the

758
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 2: questions there. I said, are you sure this is the guy?

759
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: Now?

760
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 2: It can't be one hundred percent no more. For no

761
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 2: more questions you on, it'd have been case out the window.

762
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,760
Speaker 1: So my question is with my crime not to jockey

763
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 1: back and forth. But some of you truckers can understand

764
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: that right back and forth. The other day, a woman

765
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: truck driver, Yeah, they exist, the lizards when they get

766
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 1: behind the wheel.

767
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 2: I was at the Loves truck stop and I was

768
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 2: getting some water before my soccer game, and there was

769
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,439
Speaker 2: a woman truck driver.

770
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: It's like huh, they got job postings. It's just one

771
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 1: of the lizards wanted to better themselves.

772
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,720
Speaker 2: Didn't realize that, but go ahead.

773
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 1: And so the guy down there with the gun, I

774
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 1: mean he had to be feeling like a little bit

775
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: of a like when it happened. Where were you, bro?

776
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: Why did after the fact? Are you out here with

777
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 1: the double clutcher? You're concealing carry.

778
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 2: Well, he was signing the lease. He was signing someone

779
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 2: up for a new apartment.

780
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: But I mean, he should have buried his head in

781
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: this sand. He's out there, Johnny on the spot? Where

782
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: were you on the spot five minutes ago when this happened?

783
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 2: Now he felt good that he was out there with

784
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 2: the cops. He didn't feel brave when the cops weren't

785
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 2: out there. He understood he had.

786
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,400
Speaker 1: Been walking by it. Hey affliction shirt, yep, cowboy boots on. Okay,

787
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: look like he was a little groggy, might have been

788
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:19,959
Speaker 1: taking a nap, and he had his hand on the gun. Ski. Yeah,

789
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: there's five squad cars. We got this one covered. Thanks.

790
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 2: You can go back inside, man, We don't need you

791
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 2: adding like Billy badass now that we're here, Where were

792
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 2: you when this dude was getting beat up a minute ago. Well,

793
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 2: I mean I didn't have backup, man. Yeah, so there

794
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 2: you go, right, that was a good crime report. Hey

795
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 2: in the crime music. Oh you already did? All right, Hey,

796
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 2: you guys have a great Wednesday. We're out of here. Well,

797
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 2: I don't know when we'll see him.

798
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that was good.

799
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 2: That was really good. Man.

800
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: I can't believe you saw a crime I saw.

801
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 2: I still remember that vividly dude right outside the ranch. Dude, dude,

802
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 2: he gets out here, he went to the truck, sat

803
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 2: in the truck, and then got out, came over and

804
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,479
Speaker 2: I mean just popped him. I mean the guy would

805
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 2: even looking and he popped him one time and boom.

806
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 2: Luckily he didn't like hit his head on the ground

807
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 2: and die. Yeah, because that happens, I'm aware, and that's like,

808
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 2: oh my gosh. It was just like holy crap. And

809
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 2: the guy didn't even say anything to him. He didn't

810
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 2: like get in his face and like, so they must

811
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 2: have had an altercation earlier in the night that I

812
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 2: didn't know about.

813
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: When did yours happen? Tell me a time?

814
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 2: Two thirty am.

815
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: Two thirty am was mine.

816
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

817
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 1: They all happened between the hours of two and four am.

818
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: There is this I'm a nightcrawler. I'm the only guy

819
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: in the city that's awake. Yeah, front desk guy ain't

820
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 1: even awake. Cops, they're awake. Me and the cops. There

821
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: are some things that go down two to four am.

822
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 2: You see some wild stuff if you're up at those hours.

823
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 1: That's what saw the car accident, Yeah saw the didn't

824
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 1: see it, but I mean there's some stuff I'm seeing.

825
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm a nightcrawler.

826
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't get put on a hook, dude. Nightcrawlers those

827
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 2: will catching catfish.

828
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 1: It's me, the homeless people and the cops just running

829
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: these streets. Man,