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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, we have Bill Lawrence here. We always invite

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Speaker 1: and you guys must have been like, okay, we're running

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00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 1: by the way, let's you know, some props to Terry

421
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 1: or being a young lady that embraced I'm like, hey,

422
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 1: let's do this ship. You're just unapologetically this character. And

423
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: she just went with it. Man. It was really she

424
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,679
Speaker 1: loved it, by the way. She when we first had

425
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 1: her on the show. She was like, oh, is this

426
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 1: the one Rorem dresses a cigarette? That was hilarious, and

427
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: so she was totally gaming, so funny. She had a

428
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 1: lot of fun. You could tell she was having a

429
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 1: lot of By the way, when I make out with

430
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 1: her as a cigarette in the fantasy um and then

431
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 1: I exhale, smoke comes out just the worst. Man. It's

432
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 1: so funny. But that's what it feels like to make

433
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 1: out with a smoker. Did you guys, did you guys

434
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:36,719
Speaker 1: have conversations in the because I I this, This tripped

435
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 1: me out. Also, the janitor is now a security guard,

436
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 1: but are we still calling him the janitor in the show? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

437
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: I don't even think it's the janitor. It's just Janitor Janitor.

438
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 1: The best, you know, the best version of that for

439
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 1: all time is it's still and you guys now have

440
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: to look for it. Sarah Chalk's funniest line reading whenever

441
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 1: she's in a one on one scene with him, she's

442
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 1: Janitor Janitor. Every season it got higher. It was by

443
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 1: by CD. It was like, so, so I have to know, wait,

444
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: I have to know, Daniel Joe, were either of you smokers?

445
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 1: I feel like a little bit in early college, the

446
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 1: exact same when I thought it would be reached to marijuana,

447
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 1: like sophomore here, it never looked bad. Did you ever

448
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 1: smoke cigarettes? Bill? No? No, I was cool on my own,

449
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 1: didn't need to pay money for my coolness. But you

450
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 1: have smoked a cigarette before? Yeah, I've done most everything before. Donald.

451
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 1: I mean, let's be honest. I'm an old man. I

452
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 1: won't go down that road. I'm so sick of sigrets

453
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,360
Speaker 1: of my life is that I never met single partying Manhattan. Bill.

454
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 1: I know if I had a time machine, if I

455
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 1: had a time machine and I could, Like, we're watching

456
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: the show called Dark on Netflix now. It's all about

457
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: time too, and it's it's really interesting and I recommend

458
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: its theory. Is it theory? What does that mean? Theory? Like?

459
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: Does it make you have to think about theory or

460
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 1: its or or or it's very Yeah, I'm sure if

461
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: you're smarter than I am, you can you It's very

462
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 1: deep and I can't keep track it. I have to

463
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: pause and be like to go to Florence and be like, wait,

464
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 1: who is he now? Because it's all jumping, it's jumping

465
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: lots of years. No, but I mean, are they are

466
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 1: they using are they using time travel? As a like?

467
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:35,199
Speaker 1: Are they can you the theoretically explain how it's happening,

468
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like and yeah and back

469
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: to the future. They gave you an excuse and it's

470
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 1: easy to follow it because it's about wormholes. It's about wormholes.

471
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: But it's it's one of those shows. It's a German show,

472
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: and it's clearly written by very very bright people and

473
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 1: um and it's one of those shows where I think,

474
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,679
Speaker 1: if you're super smart scientist, time travel person, you can

475
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 1: appreciate it on a different level than I am. I'm

476
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 1: the one pausing going asking my girlfriend, wait, what just happened?

477
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 1: Because but anyway, I'm not. It's still really good. It's

478
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 1: like it's like Lost in a way, the show Lost

479
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 1: in a way in that it's very mysterious and good.

480
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: But I digress. My sentence was, if I could time travel,

481
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: I would like to visit with single partying uh twenty

482
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: something bill in New York City. That you look, that's

483
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: a lot like running in to an ex girlfriend though

484
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: to bring it all back, which is now in retrospect,

485
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: their fun memories. But there's a there's also the reality

486
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,479
Speaker 1: of like, oh my god, this guy's relentlessly annoying. Why

487
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: are you talking so fast? Why is that bleached blonde

488
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 1: hair guy talking so fast? So it's I don't want

489
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: to go to your party's I mean, he's not saying

490
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 1: anything funny, but he thinks he's really funny. It's pretty bad,

491
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: pretty bad, I've heard. I've heard wonderful anecdotes. So the

492
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: janitor says that he has his own night stick, and um,

493
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 1: he has it because his father, Donald, You're the best

494
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: set up here was the most classic alley alop. So

495
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: you guys like it. I'm using the term eli. Janitor goes,

496
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: I you know, it's my fight, got this nice dick

497
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 1: my father and Donald goes. Was he a police officer?

498
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: He goes, No, he was a cat trainer. By the way,

499
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: no one was ever that happy, but Neil Finn embraced

500
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: it about we had a weird thing with the janitor

501
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: of there's a real intense dislike of animals in there.

502
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 1: And I don't know if you guys noticed that he

503
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 1: has a dead squirrel army. He made a rabbit into

504
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: a salt and pepper shaker. Yeah, he was crazy. I

505
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: think the rabbit was a pepper grinder, Bill, because he

506
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,479
Speaker 1: would you would spin the rabbit's head. I don't think

507
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: you could make this joke in twenty twenty one, Bill,

508
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: but you think so. Prop Master took a taxi dermy

509
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: bunny and I didn't put it on a pepper grinder,

510
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: and just took off the head so that the head

511
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: would spin to grind. That's one prop I'd really like

512
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: to have. But also, I don't know if you remember,

513
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: because I could have. This is a show I still

514
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: feel like I would watch today, even if I didn't

515
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: sell it myself. Once we established that Neil the Janitor

516
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: had a squirrel army, we would have taxidermied squirrels in

517
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: his garage. We would occasionally just have him see a

518
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: squirrel in a different episode and he would make eye

519
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: contact with it. He's wrong day, wrong time, my friend,

520
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: and he would thrill like a blanket over it, and

521
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: then you would always cut to him in his garage

522
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: having meetings with hundreds of taxi dermied squirrels. I would

523
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: watch that all day. Oh my god, I remember that

524
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: episode where it cuts to him lecturing the taxidermied squirrels.

525
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: So many of them, yeah, and a lot of them

526
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: had different points. He would say, I understand that, Keith,

527
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: but that's not what we're doing right now. They were

528
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: all we got to have Neil back on Joel, Joel,

529
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: will you remind me and let's let's let's find an

530
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: episode that's that he has a lot to do. This

531
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: would have been a a funny one, but uh we

532
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: gotta remember it, he says. He says, you know my my,

533
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: uh my dead raised cats, trained cats. And then after

534
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: that he's walking away and I go right, and he

535
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: comes running back in with this stick ready, and then

536
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: he says something like you guys stay, you guys, stay here,

537
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: as though it's dangerous, and he walks off. All right,

538
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: So I wanted to say, so I have sex with

539
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: Danny and then I come in living room and you

540
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: guys are being all judgmental, and you go, we know

541
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: you're Danny's in there, and I'm like, no, no, no,

542
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: it's my buddy, my buddy from the gym, Danny, and

543
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: you go, I heard you say take it all, Danny,

544
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: And there's a long baus and I go, he's a

545
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 1: really good buddy. Hey. Awkward thing that I always have

546
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: to do on my podcast. We gotta go to break

547
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: real quick. My god, Bill, you're not supposed to read that.

548
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: That's for the hosts of the show. We will be right.

549
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: You know what I was. I was trying to beat

550
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: him to it, but he beat me to it. Listen,

551
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: you guys, we don't have many rules. The chat is

552
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: for the host. Bill. All right, Bill, send us the break.

553
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after this break. Dude, I saw

554
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: that coming. I was like, Yo, we should go to

555
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: I was about to say we should go to break,

556
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: and Bill beat me to it. And then right away

557
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: you hide the producer notes from the guest. Joy because

558
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: occasionally we will have a guest with the audacity to

559
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: read the producer. Because listen, this is how it was.

560
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 1: I was gonna punctuate your joke with and with that.

561
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. But so then Danny, Wait, Danny

562
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: comes in the living room and she goes some skank

563
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,239
Speaker 1: just called and I told her to back off. Her

564
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: name is Deborah or whatever, and I'm like, biagraph, yeah,

565
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: that's my mom. So Bill, I have to ask you.

566
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: You have it's a tricky thing for you because you

567
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: have your wife on the show, and Cox is telling

568
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: there's like a thing where doctor Miller. Cox has a

569
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: crush on doctor Miller, but like that would mean that

570
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: his eye is straying from the glory that is your

571
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: beautiful wife. Was that was that weird to write? Like

572
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: do you have to tell Krystal, like, oh, just see

573
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: you know this week m Cox is gonna have a

574
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: crush on someone other than you? No, Like, there's two things.

575
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: One was I'll tell you the funny one at the end.

576
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 1: But the one thing was we wanted to do like

577
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: the mature female version of where your relationships at was

578
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: just acknowledging that like people find other people attractive people,

579
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: you know, and so I really like to remember there's

580
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: a joke in this with like doctor coxes like people

581
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 1: ask me if we're married. I say no, what do

582
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: you say? Oh? I say, we were married for a

583
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: long time and then we split up, but now we

584
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: have a child to get there and we're in a

585
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 1: committed relationship and it's great and amazing, you know. And

586
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: he's like, oh yeah, I mean sometimes I say that.

587
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: But the other joke, no joke is christ and I

588
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: used to joke around how work is the only place

589
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: I can tell her what to dress and what to

590
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: say and how to look and stuff, and so part

591
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: of this was me going, it might be sexy for

592
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: Krista bond hair. So the end of this episode, if

593
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: you remember, was as a wink to him. She kind

594
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: of changed. She didn't do it all the way and

595
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: we had to help it with a lighting effect. But

596
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: she changes her hair at the end of this, and

597
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: I remember, just from a total you know, in love

598
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: husband thing, going, what a cool, corny excuse to have

599
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: my wife mix her look up? And that was really

600
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: fun for me. That's cool. I was just thinking of

601
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: Christa being like, no, Cox is not going to have

602
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 1: a crush on someone. Yeah, no one, No one would

603
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: think of anything. Yeah, she z actually can't play that way.

604
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: How many times has Krista told you in front of

605
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: me who she is flat out in love with and

606
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: believes that she should have, you know, a free pass

607
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: for Yeah? Unacceptable? I remember, I don't know, did you

608
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: tell the Clooney story? How how yet that was one

609
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: of our first big fights story. Cloy was her hall

610
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: pass quote unquote. Chris and I when we were dating

611
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: joked around about like who's your free pass? You know,

612
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: like if you run into them, you're allowed to hook

613
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: up with them without the other person complaining. And I said,

614
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: whoever mine was? I even remember? And then Christa said

615
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: George Quinney, which a typical answer. So I didn't care,

616
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 1: but I didn't put it together that the Drew Carey

617
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: Show and ER were both Warner Brothers shows. And literally,

618
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 1: like a week later, I came to work and she

619
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: was sitting on her trailer stairs with George Clooney having

620
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 1: a coffee, and I'm like, I'm like, you can't pick

621
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 1: somebody that you see every day. I feel like I

622
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: feel like that's not part of the game. And She's like, no,

623
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: we were just doing free passes. I'm like, no, that

624
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: was so insane. No, no, it would hit know your

625
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: free pass. It has to be like, that's unachievable. Bowl. Yeah,

626
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 1: you can't just have come with a conversation from your

627
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 1: free pass and say, you know who my free pass is.

628
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: It's pass Who brought up the free pass? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It might have been me, so fun, Hey, Bill, this

630
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: is my free pass. George Clooney, Yeah, he speaking George Clooney. Bill.

631
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: Do you think Richard Kine would come on the show?

632
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: I do, And I think it would be super duper

633
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: fun You know, he's all right, Joel, let's get Richard

634
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: Kine because he's in UM three twenty coming up. And uh,

635
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: he's so funny and I and I think audience would

636
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: love him. And it is a bit of funny tribute

637
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 1: that of all people in the world, he's George Clooney's

638
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 1: best friend. I would have gotten that wrong on every

639
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: quiz that But by the way, never, you know, on

640
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: a show that we do so much with just the

641
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: people that live in our worlds, never has a guest

642
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: start come in and been somebody that we've all quoted

643
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: so much. Still, I've got Yaba, I have been to

644
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: the zoo, I have been to the two go on,

645
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: continue continue. That would make me, That would make me

646
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,320
Speaker 1: super happy. I just love that guy. He's one of

647
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: those people that I see and I just start laughing. Um,

648
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: he was on a show. I don't know if you

649
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: guys ever watched the show that's very funny. There's only

650
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: one season because I think they stopped because of COVID,

651
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 1: but it was called the Other the other two? Is

652
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: that what it's called you I'll double check for me.

653
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: It's kind of a thirty rock tone silliness. But it's

654
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: about a kid that becomes like a Justin Bieber superstar

655
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: and his two fuck up siblings, and Richard Kind plays

656
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,919
Speaker 1: one of their agents. And you know he just has

657
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: a small part, but every time he's on screen, you

658
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 1: just start hysterically laughing. That guy is money, as is

659
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 1: instant laughs and he can really act. And he's about

660
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 1: to say and he's a really good actor too. Yeah

661
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,919
Speaker 1: rock star love that dude. I was a little caught

662
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: off guard that Kelso was trying to sabotage the hospital

663
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: until he explained why he was sabotage in the hospital.

664
00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 1: That was something that kind of threw me, like when

665
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: that was a dunt dunt du moment, and it like

666
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: I was confused and then what do you mean he's

667
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: still trying to stab his hospital but he was was

668
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: taking the emergency thing off the door because he gets

669
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: to his car quicker. Yeah, well it wasn't remember his reason.

670
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: His reason is one of the most disturbing jokes we

671
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 1: ever made. Ken say, you guys to get home before

672
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: enid So because if he if he if he if

673
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: he doesn't, he has to peel her something. Peeling he

674
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: has it's leotard. Its home before she's done dance class

675
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: or something like that, she has a spin class or something,

676
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: and if he doesn't get home before her, he has

677
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: to help peel off or leotard. Yeah, and I think

678
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: it was upset. It's really it's really an upsetting joke

679
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: because you know why, because he loves Enid. Man, we

680
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: did that joke too many times. I think he loves

681
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: his wife. I don't. I don't think whether he loves Enid.

682
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: He has so much mean things to say about Enid. Yeah, yeah,

683
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: like I don't think. By the way, the worst one

684
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: ever was when the Baxter and Enid had divided the

685
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: house into equal size and Enid had ventured into Baxter's

686
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: side of the house and he just said, he just said,

687
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 1: You're all you gotta do to scare him away is

688
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: make a real aggressive, sudden move. He says, go, and

689
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 1: then you just hear a dog growling and biting and

690
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: he hangs up laughing. So he had his Yah had

691
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 1: his dog attacker horrible hole. But does he love Enid? Bill,

692
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: I just don't know. I mean, I don't know what

693
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 1: where you you know, it's weird. We we talked a

694
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: lot about it. I think we never would have been

695
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: able to do any of this stuff. It's so interesting

696
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: in television shows. If Enid existed, and if you ever

697
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: saw a person a sweet woman, a character or whatever,

698
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: I don't think I think we would immediately gone, he

699
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: loves her, They're okay um, and he's all full of shit.

700
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 1: But with a second, in any type of creative narrative

701
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 1: that you don't ever meet the person in question, it

702
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 1: gives you such license to be horrific or funny or

703
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: bizarre and stuff. So it's not unlike Look, you guys

704
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: know the show that started it. I mean it's it's

705
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: a Norman Vera and Cheers. Yeah, yeah, exactly. The only

706
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: one I remember after Norm and Vera from Cheers was

707
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 1: I remember the guy on Home Improvement, which I didn't

708
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 1: watch a lot. They did such great effort to always

709
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 1: block his face. Yeah, I forget what his name was.

710
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: What was it? What was his name? Daniel Wilson. Wilson

711
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: was Oh, yes, Wilson was the guy behind the fence,

712
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: Yes Wilson. Anyway, it is called the Other two Guys.

713
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: I found it nail that my friend Helena York is

714
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: on it. I highly recommend you guys watch. I laughed

715
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 1: my ass off and I thought, I wish there was

716
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: more episodes, but they're I guess they're on pause because

717
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: of Jordan and Cox married at this point they are not,

718
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: but I have to be careful about that because we

719
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: do an episode at some point they find out that

720
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: their divorce wasn't official, so they get redivorced, and if

721
00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 1: you guys haven't done that episode yet, then they are

722
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 1: technically still married. Do you guys remember doing a podcast

723
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: on that episode, that episode yet? No? I actually, you know,

724
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 1: when when Bellamy came in, I went, ohay, is it's

725
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 1: going to be a love interest for Cox and Donald

726
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: was like, no, he's not. He's in a relationship with

727
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: with Jordan. And then and then this episode started to

728
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: be like, oh, but they start to have a thing.

729
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: I didn't remember what happened between Yeah, you know, what

730
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: it was is just that we enjoyed for him doing

731
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: a you know, as he gets closer to Jordan, that

732
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: very traditional, lots of fears and lots of pulling away

733
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: so much so it's the precursor to the episode. This

734
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: episode helped us for the episode that they're doing great

735
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: as a couple, but when they find out that they

736
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,439
Speaker 1: aren't actually divorced, that it was screwed up and they're

737
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: still technically married, they start to fall apart again. And

738
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:46,359
Speaker 1: that's coming up later. Is that why this is a question.

739
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: Is that what the purpose of Bellamy's character was on

740
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: the show. It just seems like that character was there

741
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden she was gone. Like really,

742
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: now you know what it was? Is? Uh? I think,

743
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: and I can go back. I think Bellamy, you know,

744
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: started much like gift Shop Girl, I remember her name,

745
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:06,240
Speaker 1: that got a bunch of work on Chuck and stuff,

746
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: Sarah Lancaster is just was somebody that immediately started to

747
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: get work and get other shows. I think she joined

748
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:17,479
Speaker 1: us because Charles was unavailable and we liked you having

749
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: a superior Charles Chung. You know, we played doctor Wen.

750
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: We didn't have him for one year section at one

751
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: point due to health issue that he had an accident

752
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 1: and broken in one point due to him doing a

753
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,959
Speaker 1: movie or something, and then he came back to our world.

754
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: So it was at least initially a product of being

755
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: nice for um Turk to have a boss, you know,

756
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: and then um you know, we weren't really going to

757
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: do the romance thing because Cox was with Jordan just

758
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,399
Speaker 1: wanted to have that kind of be an episode real quick.

759
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: And also she was a good foil for Cox because

760
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: even if there wasn't going to be a romance or

761
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: a very mild one, she was like a tough cookie

762
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 1: and a woman and someone who who had you know,

763
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: some big ask titties. Wait what you know? That's what

764
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,959
Speaker 1: That's what Turk says when he's freaking in the things

765
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: he goes in, some big ass boobies. That's exactly what

766
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: he says. I don't think I think you could say

767
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: boobies on NBC, but not titties and joke if you

768
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,439
Speaker 1: I was about to say, and it should come hand

769
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 1: in hand with the disapproving headshake you got from Joel.

770
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: Either way, it was fantastic, but that's what it was from.

771
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 1: You guys are thinking, I'm trying to freaking make a

772
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: sexist joke, but it's from the show. It's from the show.

773
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: You're in your face. You know what I love, by

774
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: the way, and Bellamy is a great example of it.

775
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: I always love when I because of you guys, and

776
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: I am so grateful and it's your podcast, which is annoying.

777
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: It's Daniel, Joel's and Donald's podcast. Um, but not no,

778
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: it's zactly Zach and Zachs and Zach's. I'm so grateful

779
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: to get to occasionally come on it and see it

780
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: and talk to you, talk to you guys about and

781
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 1: listen to it. I go to sleep list into it.

782
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:02,959
Speaker 1: One of my favorite things that my favorite thing about

783
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: watching these old episodes are we and you see actors

784
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: and actresses that we caught at a certain point in

785
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: their lives or careers, not like Richard Kind who had

786
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: already done a bunch of stuff, like Bellamy who had

787
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: gone to become you know the Scandal yea, yeah, you

788
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: know what I mean, and so or Sarah Lancaster who

789
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 1: was suddenly you know, or Massi you know who was

790
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 1: on in Heroes, or dam Franco or yeah. Yeah. To me,

791
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: that's so fun, you know, to see the people that

792
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: can you know, crossed our world and then went on

793
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: to not necessarily bigger and better things which is kind

794
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: of more fun for themselves career. No, And to see

795
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 1: him get his foot in the door like that and

796
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: then to do what he did with it. Yeah, but

797
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: it was fun, man, is that's why that's why they

798
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 1: like seeing Bella. Yeah, it's fun, it's fun. It really

799
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: is interesting the people that were on Scrubs. Like you

800
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 1: guys probably don't remember this, but what's the gentleman's name

801
00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: that's married to Sophia Bogara? Oh? Yeah, yeah. He was

802
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:04,240
Speaker 1: a football playing dude that tortured Zach. He was on Scrubs.

803
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: He had he was on Scrubs before he was in

804
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: True Blood. Yeah, yeah, he was in True Blood. He

805
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: wasn't in True Blood yet either. I ran into him before,

806
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: you know, I mean after that after yeah he went

807
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Um, he was in a segment where I

808
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 1: he was like a jock, right, and he was said

809
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: something like let's all go bang or something like like

810
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: they turned out they were gay right with the joke clothes. Yeah,

811
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,839
Speaker 1: and uh I remember seeing him on that show as

812
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: a young dude. Uh. You know, it's just it's just fun.

813
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: All these people that kind of cross passed that way.

814
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: Eliza Coop, who went on to star in nine Thousand

815
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 1: Different Things. I think we were one of our first gigs,

816
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: you know, m she was awesome. Um just makes me happy.

817
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: So JD just really you know, there's just one little

818
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: subplot we could talk about about how JD and Danny

819
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 1: are staying together solely because they don't want to be alone.

820
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: And I think that there's probably a lot of people

821
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,399
Speaker 1: can relate to that, maybe now more than every during

822
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: a pandemic, when they're just like, all right, I'm so

823
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: over you, but you're just you're my pandemic buddy. I

824
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: can't date anybody else my life. Danil give him adoms,

825
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: but you're You're totally right, though, Zach, And look at

826
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: this episode was supposed to be jokey, but because you

827
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 1: asked about the doctor Cox, I distinctly remember, especially since

828
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 1: we had Donald and Judy being the couple attached to

829
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: the hip to one everybody why they suck is we

830
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: were trying to parallel all those things of one universal

831
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: being alone, you'll almost rather be with somebody horrific than

832
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: be alone with two. If you aren't alone, you're able

833
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 1: to also defeat yourself by going, oh my god, I'm

834
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 1: getting more and more dependent on this person. I need

835
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 1: to sabotage it immediately, doctor Cox. I mean, and it's

836
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: it's and then and then the thing which is like, oh,

837
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: we're long distance, so we barely ever see each other,

838
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 1: so we can be we can be exciting and and

839
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: and and into it in in two week intervals, because

840
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: who can't be their best self for two week intervals?

841
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: You know they were, they were like all these different examples.

842
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 1: But I feel like a lot of people m can

843
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 1: relate to being in something and feeling stuck and and

844
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: I bet now more than ever, where they're just like, oh,

845
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to be alone. So even though you

846
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 1: think it's do you think it's that or do you

847
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,919
Speaker 1: think it's because people A lot of people fear confrontation,

848
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 1: and that's something that you just don't want to deal with. Confrontation,

849
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: I'm sure, and and and the drama of a of

850
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 1: a breakup, which is always horrible, especially if it's a

851
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: long relationship. Um, but I just think that there's a

852
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: lot of people who and now, like I said, now

853
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: more than ever because of the pandemic, are kind of like,

854
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: all right, this has to end, but like this is

855
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: fine for now, and I'm just going to endure it.

856
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't want to be alone. I don't

857
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: want to be alone. And I think that J and

858
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: I think JD in the situation is like the love

859
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: of my life, I've realized, is making out with a

860
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: guy that looks like Scott Foley and she seems so happy,

861
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: and here I am and I've got Danny and oh,

862
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 1: she's just so not for me. But I don't want

863
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: to be alone, so she's fine. You know, it would

864
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: be bad for Donald and I to agree with this

865
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: in any way as too happily married. I don't think

866
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: that's what I honestly don't think that's what it is.

867
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, sure, he doesn't want to be alone,

868
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: but he keeps telling her to go away, you know

869
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,280
Speaker 1: what I mean. And so it's not really he doesn't

870
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: want to be alone. It's just that I don't. I don't.

871
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 1: I it's it's it's hard to explain, like why I don't.

872
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's I think the pressure of

873
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: her being around. I don't. I'm gonna be honest with you,

874
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know the answer to that, but

875
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 1: I do know that it's really weird for him to

876
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: say I don't want to be alone and then tell

877
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: her to go away, well, because he finally has enough.

878
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: I mean, she's no, no, no, I mean why I mean,

879
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: why before that? Before Like, they're at the bar and

880
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: he's like, and this is how the whole conversation comes up.

881
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: They're at the bar and he goes, hey, you want

882
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: to play darts and she's like yeah. He's like, all right,

883
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 1: go over there, there's the boarder there darts. Yeah, all right,

884
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 1: it's over there. She turns around and she's like and

885
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: she's like, do you really have that? Are you really

886
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: that miserable when you're around me? And he's like, I

887
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: don't know. Whatever she says something like that. He's like,

888
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. And that's how the conversation starts. So

889
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's that he's alone, he's scared

890
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 1: to be alone because he keeps telling her to get

891
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: the funk out of here. Get The one thing I

892
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,320
Speaker 1: like about Danny is she says something that I that

893
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: I liked, which is um, when she's smoking in bed,

894
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: he goes, well, you never used to smoke? Like, what's

895
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: going on? She goes, well, if me dated, I was

896
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,800
Speaker 1: trying to be like my best self and I'm putting

897
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 1: on like this character for you, But this time I

898
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: think I'm just gonna be like unabashedly myself, and and

899
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: and JD's like sees who this incarnation of a person is.

900
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 1: He wants nothing to do with it. But you know,

901
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: I think it's just fueled by by feeling insecure. Were

902
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: looking over at Elliott and and want and trying to

903
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 1: make Elliot jealous, not wanting to go home and be

904
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,760
Speaker 1: sad and lonesome. Yeah, and by the way, let's be honest,

905
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: it's I think there's a line. It's easy to be

906
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 1: with somebody that you with if you're not mistreating them

907
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: or they're not mistreating you. It's easy to be with

908
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: someone you don't like. You know, there's nothing really at stake,

909
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: you know. And I guarantee you between the five us,

910
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 1: we were all at some point in our lives with

911
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: a relationship with somebody that we didn't you know, if

912
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: some point of the get gun to our head and

913
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: said do you care if this ends, that we'd be

914
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: like no, no. But it's just think, do you think

915
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: when the pandemic's over, like truly over, there's just going

916
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: to be a slew of divorces and breakups. Absolutely, I'm

917
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: surprised you haven't happened yet. No, I'm sure, I'm sure

918
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: it is happening. I bet if you saw a graph

919
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: of like separation divorce rates, so it's climbing. But I

920
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 1: just think, like, it's obviously not going to happen on

921
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: a day. But if it happened, they were like, October first,

922
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:01,240
Speaker 1: we have officially conquered COVID. It's over. October second, people

923
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: were like peace, by the way, there should someone should

924
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: do like in New Yorker cartoon of a married couple

925
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 1: getting their vaccines together and she's like he is like

926
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 1: finally the vaccine and she's like, I want to divorce.

927
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: All right, Joel, we probably need to go to break.

928
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 1: I know, I know it's Bill's job to tell everyone

929
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: and build you. We got a couple more seconds we

930
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 1: got we got a couple more second before break to go.

931
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: I do I do have to go to go, guys,

932
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 1: I have to go make television happen. I'm about to say,

933
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 1: how many shows you got coming this year? A bunch

934
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 1: of shows coming. Eadline if everyone not in the business.

935
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: Deadline is is sort of the most popular trade website

936
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: and uh and it announces things that have happened to

937
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: people and if if a day goes by without Bill

938
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: Lawrence getting another show. I think Deadline's broken crap. I'll

939
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,800
Speaker 1: do that some other time with you guys. I'm enjoying

940
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: this vibe too much. And the holidays and Zach. That

941
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: was a very nice present. You got Donald and donald

942
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 1: a love of the joke version of it. Um hate.

943
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: But I only think I'm proud of you Donald that

944
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: in front of Bill. You sold the shit out of

945
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: that joke and fooled me. That's a great moment, but

946
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: it was mean. You don't know how much fucking work

947
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,800
Speaker 1: I put into getting those shoes. Can I tell you?

948
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: And I tell you this is why my wife and

949
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 1: Bill are like soul mates from another universe and it'll

950
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: never happen in this universe. Bill, I'm just put it

951
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: out there. But there's so it's from another universe. Why

952
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: she would do that shit, She's the one that told

953
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 1: me to do it. I was like this, yeah, I mean,

954
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 1: she was like, I mean, and I know. And when

955
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: she said that, I was like, that's something Bill would

956
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: have told me to do. That's so mean, you know. Bill.

957
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: I always say to Bill and Christa that they met

958
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: at mean camp because they love a mean they love

959
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 1: a mean joke. But if you have a backboard of love.

960
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: If you know it comes from a place of love,

961
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: It's okay. Look, I also want to say, not only

962
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: am I grateful for this podcast, but I do want

963
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: to tell Donald and Joel that my son Henry, who

964
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: is you know, as much of a Star Wars psychotic

965
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 1: as as as you all did, take the time as

966
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: he was building his lego Baby Yoda to say, even

967
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: though he's not super down with this podcast, he would

968
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 1: definitely make the Star Wars podcast a weekly thing in

969
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 1: his life. Thank you so much. Him. Oh my goodness,

970
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: but I am. I'm mad by the way. It hurt

971
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:29,880
Speaker 1: my heart. Zach. He I like him though, because he

972
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 1: watched Scrubs beginning to end, and my eldest son will

973
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: not only will he not watch it, but it's a

974
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: position of pride he's now because he's already gone through

975
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 1: the Office and Parks and Wreck and now he's just

976
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,839
Speaker 1: finding like other series at the time to watch. I'm like, dude,

977
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: watch Scrubs. He does. But they both love but they

978
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 1: both are are our jocks, and they both love Ted Lasso.

979
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,879
Speaker 1: I assume they got sucked in by Ted Lasso because

980
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 1: it's sports. But anyways, happy holiday, Happy New Year. Thank

981
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 1: you guys. I love you back, I love you Bill

982
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: and gonna go to break in. We'll be back and

983
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:14,400
Speaker 1: we're bad bad. By the way, I Peloton today and

984
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: I got to say Cody had me laughing my ass off,

985
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 1: which I did one it's pretty recent. Um, if you're

986
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: on Peloton, it's within a couple of weeks or it's

987
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,360
Speaker 1: definitely it might even be this year. I don't know.

988
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:31,359
Speaker 1: But it was a it was a you know pop ride,

989
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 1: you know pop music ride, thirty minutes and he just

990
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: had me laughing and more Florence Iron than Jim. And

991
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: She's looking over me and I'm spinning. She's like, why

992
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 1: are you laughing. I'm like, this guy's hilarious. He's funny.

993
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 1: He makes me laugh. I think you should have Mode.

994
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: I would think should him on the podcast. I would

995
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 1: love to have Cody on the podact because you know what,

996
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: I wouldn't normally like just think of a random health

997
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: you know, fitness instructor. But because I think he was

998
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: a stand up. Um is that his thing? Is that

999
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 1: what he did? I think he was a stand up.

1000
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: By the way, I loved that. I before I took

1001
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 1: a lot of Cody Cloud his question that he might

1002
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: be gay or not, because in this class he's the

1003
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 1: gayest gay ever. It's so funny. He's talking about Vegas

1004
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,919
Speaker 1: and he's like, because he was playing that song Waking

1005
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 1: Up in Vegas, Miley Cyrus, is that the song? And

1006
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: and he's talking about how as as a gay guy,

1007
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 1: He's like, Vegas is not made for me, because you

1008
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:21,800
Speaker 1: know it's all about they give all the hot chicks

1009
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: free entrance into the club, and they're trying to make

1010
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: me pay forty bucks and I ain't trying to pay

1011
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 1: forty bucks to get in the club. And he went

1012
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: on this, he went in this whole rant. It was

1013
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 1: so funny. Anyway, there were different things. There were multiple

1014
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: times was like, you're you guys, you're working out and

1015
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 1: you're sweating your ass off, but you're also laughing because

1016
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 1: the guy's like a former stand up comedian. Well, a

1017
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: lot of people listening to fake doctors when they work out,

1018
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 1: so we don't want them to necessarily switch over to

1019
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 1: Cody when they're working out. I wonder if Cody is

1020
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:56,240
Speaker 1: I wonder if Cody is the most u used teacher. Probably,

1021
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 1: I think the only way to probably I think the

1022
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 1: only way to make this work is if we can

1023
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,319
Speaker 1: get him on the show. Yeah, we can get him. Well,

1024
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:03,719
Speaker 1: I want to try and get Cody. I think his

1025
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 1: last name is Rigsby. Yeah. Oh, and then he did

1026
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: this whole bit about he had Selene Diona is one

1027
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: of the songs. And then he had this whole bit

1028
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: about how like I can see myself listen to this,

1029
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,720
Speaker 1: I'm back in high school. I'm back in high school.

1030
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: Tell mom to pull the cassette out of the glove box. Anyway,

1031
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: it was I mean, I'm not I'm not doing it justice,

1032
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: but it was funny. The only thing that annoys me?

1033
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: Does this annoy you? All the shout outs to people,

1034
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: like while you're spinning, they're like so and so, congrats

1035
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 1: on your Hunter ride, so and so. You got this

1036
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: Like but it's like we do here time. But it's

1037
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 1: like we do here, man, you know what I mean.

1038
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: We shout out, you know, to people like you know

1039
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: Period and Sergeant and you know Romney, and you just

1040
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: get Mitt Romney a shout out ramone. Um, yeah, I know,

1041
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 1: I we stink. By the way, As I was spinning

1042
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 1: and thinking this was annoying me, thought Romney yeah, no Romney, MA, dude, no,

1043
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: I want okay, but I wanted to say that, um no,

1044
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 1: it just annoys me, like sometimes like it's okay to

1045
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 1: be quiet. You know, you don't have to give all

1046
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 1: the shout outs. But I'm gonna tell that when we

1047
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 1: have Cody on the show, I'm gonna give him notes.

1048
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: Don't even though even though he's probably the most popular peloton,

1049
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,720
Speaker 1: Please do not do that. Don't give Cody notes toty

1050
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: constructive criticism. You don't have to give all these people's

1051
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: shout outs. My senses, they must have data that's that.

1052
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,280
Speaker 1: People say they like the shout outs, but it's annoying.

1053
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 1: I think it's annoying. Like you if you if you

1054
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 1: reached your ten thousandth ride, right, these people must be

1055
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 1: in such shape because it's like years. You can look

1056
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: on the leaderboard and it'll show you, like I I

1057
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 1: you can make it go away because I don't. I

1058
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: don't like looking at it. But if you're if you're

1059
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 1: someone who's probably like Casey, who's like up there, she

1060
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: tries to get to the top of the leader Yeah,

1061
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: these people, I can't believe how fast and how hard

1062
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 1: they must be spinning to be at the top of

1063
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,720
Speaker 1: that leaderboard because I'm like in the fucking nether regions.

1064
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 1: I'm like an outer space, like whoever's number one or

1065
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 1: number two? Yeah, it's like it's probably what's his name

1066
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:10,319
Speaker 1: with the professional cyclist on a Lance Armstrong with all

1067
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 1: his fucking steroids in him. Yeah, yeah, Lance can't compete anymore.

1068
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 1: But he's just fucking voided up on the pellotie beating

1069
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: his chest, eating his chest. All right, let's let the

1070
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 1: guests in, Daniel Goodman, all right, let's give it up

1071
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 1: for to crap. All right, there she is. Oprah, Okay, Opra.

1072
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 1: Come on, Daniel, you're gonna cut that out. That was

1073
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: so annoying. People are gonna turn off the podcast. Daniel,

1074
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm not turning my key. Don't cut that dash that

1075
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 1: shit out makes it way low. Tosh Grants, don't turn

1076
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 1: your key, Tash, don't turn your kish, turn your key,

1077
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 1: don't turn Here's the problem. Here's the problem, Daniel, is

1078
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 1: that I'm worried that Tash is not going to get

1079
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: hurt by as many people because at that moment they're

1080
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 1: all gonna go fuck this loud ass podcast. Oh I

1081
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 1: think I could actually give Donald the run for his money.

1082
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 1: I'm pretty loud. Okay, well we'll just mix it low.

1083
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 1: Then you're welcome. You're welcome toosh. Welcome to the show.

1084
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 1: Where are you Where are you joining us from. I'm

1085
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 1: from Australia, Oh down Under? Yeah, well good day mate.

1086
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: What time is it tomorrow? That's correct, Yeah, it's Saturday

1087
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 1: morning here, it's ten past nine in the morning. Yeah,

1088
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Scrubs was very popular down under. Donald,

1089
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know that it was, Yes,

1090
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: very popular. I've been to Sydney and I feel very,

1091
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 1: very very important in Sydney. I went and hung out

1092
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 1: in Australia way before I got Scrubs. It was for

1093
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 1: remember the Titans. We went and did press in Australia.

1094
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 1: I found out that Clueless was pretty popular in Australia too. Yes,

1095
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 1: they have a good sense of humor down down there. Yeah. Yeah,

1096
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 1: I love Australia. I swam into Sydney Harbor, which is

1097
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: crazy because I hear that it's loaded with sharks. I

1098
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 1: don't think you're supposed to swim in Sydney Harbor. Its

1099
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 1: for boats. Why are you swimming? Well, we were going

1100
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: to you know, that little island that's you know, that

1101
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 1: little island that's like right outside of the Sydney Harbor.

1102
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 1: We took a boat ride and anchored like off the

1103
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 1: shore of that and I jumped into the water and

1104
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 1: swam to the island and hung out on the island

1105
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 1: and by the island. It was okay. But I don't

1106
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,640
Speaker 1: know if you want to like jump in Sydney Harbor,

1107
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I learned that that. I learned that

1108
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: that water is infested with sharks like that if like

1109
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 1: it's like shark heaven, like you know, when if if

1110
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 1: if if, if, if it were to happened, if my

1111
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 1: fear of dying by shark were to happen, that was

1112
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: that was it right there. That was the closest ants

1113
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 1: I got to it. Like I remember swimming through the

1114
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 1: waves and back to the boat from the beach and

1115
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: thinking all I was going to see was a big

1116
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 1: mouth coming from one of the waves to eat me. Man.

1117
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 1: It was like I was so afraid. We did was

1118
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 1: that in the Bahamas when we did the Bahamas episode,

1119
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 1: we went we went swimming at night like skinny getting drunk,

1120
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 1: and the people were like, oh my god, you guys

1121
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 1: that is the prime shark feeding time, like where you

1122
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 1: don't know, Rob. Rob said that there's two black tip

1123
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 1: sharks that swim in the in the in the at

1124
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 1: the beach area during that time. The reason why people

1125
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 1: were clowning us was because it was a thunder and

1126
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 1: lightning storm outside and we were in the water acting.

1127
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 1: We were so freaking drunk and shark infested waters with

1128
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 1: a lightning storm happening, and we're laughing and everything, and

1129
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 1: that's how that also, that's what happened with Randall. Just

1130
01:00:54,560 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 1: say no to alcohol. Kid. All right, Tush, what's your

1131
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 1: question for any of us? Welcome, welcome, welcome, Hello, hello, um, well,

1132
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: thank you. How are you guys going? Um? We we're okay,

1133
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 1: We're okay, We're glad to be here. Yeah. Good. How

1134
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: is it over there? Are you guys? You guys are

1135
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 1: out and about all right? You're not on lockdown, are you? Ah? Well,

1136
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 1: some of our some states are so Queensland, which is

1137
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:27,440
Speaker 1: actually my home state. Um, the south part of Queensland

1138
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 1: is in lockdown this this weekend. I don't get the

1139
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: whole three day lockdown as opposed to like a longer,

1140
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 1: a little bit longer period. We did have a lockdown

1141
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: last year, like my city, but that was like so minimal.

1142
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 1: Victoria got hit pretty hard. They were lockdown for quite

1143
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 1: a while. But all in all, we're we can we

1144
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 1: can't go about there. Pretty yeah, life is pretty normal.

1145
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 1: We still have we still have the hotspots and stuff

1146
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 1: that we need to be careful about, but definitely not

1147
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 1: like other countries like you, like the United States of America.

1148
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 1: You mean like Angeles, where like the trees have COVID,

1149
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 1: everything has COVID. That's insane, It's it's yeah, it's scary.

1150
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 1: I think this is any normal, that's all. Like we

1151
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 1: just were under LA is so underwater. I mean, it's uh,

1152
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 1: it's it's such a shame because you'd think I would

1153
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 1: I would have hoped that um that that that that

1154
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,560
Speaker 1: Los Angeles could have done a better job could have been.

1155
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I live here. I root

1156
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 1: for the city. You know, it has a lot of problems,

1157
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 1: but I but I but I root for it, and

1158
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 1: I just I think it's embarrassing how how horribly this

1159
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 1: has been handled here. Yeah, and it's just been going

1160
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 1: off so long now, like and honestly, I it just

1161
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 1: feels like there's no end inside. This can't be any

1162
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,200
Speaker 1: normal like we just it's everything just comes to us

1163
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 1: absolutely grinding helps. I think that I think that the

1164
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 1: obvious thing is that the vaccine is going to be

1165
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 1: the only thing that that unburies us. At least that's

1166
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 1: the vaccine. Vaccine that Daniel said it himself. I think

1167
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 1: maybe Daniel Danson, maybe I heard Fauci saying, I'm confusing

1168
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 1: one of those. Both they're both as wise on the top,

1169
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 1: they're both wise. Daniel, why didn't you say I honored you?

1170
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 1: What the fuck? You know? You never? That's like will

1171
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 1: Is saying something crazy and Arnold not saying what you

1172
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 1: talking about? Willis? I teed you up for your catchphrase. Truly, Um,

1173
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 1: there's never been ever in the history of herd immunity

1174
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 1: natural herd immunity, never in the history of herd immunity. Right,

1175
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 1: and so where we are right, the only time to

1176
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 1: spent the reason why the Spanish flu UH became non

1177
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:44,120
Speaker 1: existent is because of UH vaccine, You know what I mean?

1178
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 1: And that's the that's the only true I don't know.

1179
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 1: This is this is the honest of goodness truth. It

1180
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:53,120
Speaker 1: just sounds like like you and so now we're at

1181
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 1: a point where everybody and and this is this, this

1182
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 1: is to each their own you know what I mean,

1183
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 1: you know, do what you do, what you want. It's

1184
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 1: I feel like, and I don't want to conspiracy this situation,

1185
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 1: but I feel like there are too many people that

1186
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 1: aren't willing to take the vaccine, and then there are

1187
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 1: a bunch of people that are willing to take the vaccine,

1188
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 1: so and they're there so to make it so that

1189
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 1: essential workers, when essential workers are saying I don't want

1190
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 1: to take it, or to make it so that uh,

1191
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:28,000
Speaker 1: you know, even older people are saying I don't want

1192
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 1: to take it, there should be a pool. Then if

1193
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 1: that's the case my opinion, everybody else's opinion, but my opinion,

1194
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 1: there should be a pool where if you don't want

1195
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 1: to take it, it goes to the people that do.

1196
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:42,440
Speaker 1: I think, um Biden just is saying that he's going

1197
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:45,160
Speaker 1: to change it. They've been holding the second dose so

1198
01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 1: like if one hundred doses come in, they hold fifty

1199
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 1: so that those first fifty that got it can have

1200
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:53,720
Speaker 1: the second fifty second. That was the that was the

1201
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 1: Trump policy, and Biden, I believe, is just announced that

1202
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:59,360
Speaker 1: they're they're not doing that. They're gonna fucking give out

1203
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 1: the hundred dos and and and and expect that the

1204
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:04,280
Speaker 1: other ones are going to come in on time to

1205
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:09,240
Speaker 1: give everyone their second dose. I have no idea if

1206
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 1: that's a good idea bad. But anyway, let's let's let's

1207
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 1: let's refocus on our friend from down under. What is

1208
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 1: your question? I just wanted to actually just show you

1209
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 1: my shirt as well. Oh that's nice. That's a fole

1210
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: Eagle shirt. That's a nice shirt. But that's not a fake,

1211
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 1: doctor's real. You're like the gallon. You're like the gall

1212
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:32,000
Speaker 1: in the parking lot that buys the off off brand

1213
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:39,520
Speaker 1: concert shirts. I'm just Kidding's cute. I'm just kidding. Wonderful fan. Yeah,

1214
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:46,640
Speaker 1: go ahead. Okay, So, um my questions and I'm was

1215
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:48,680
Speaker 1: trying really hard not to be lame and actually read them,

1216
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 1: but you know, the nerves do kicking a little bit.

1217
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:55,200
Speaker 1: So like your friendship, both you Zack and Donald, like

1218
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 1: everyone who knows you and listens to you, and what

1219
01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,920
Speaker 1: she's just showing? What have you? Just see it? There

1220
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 1: incredible bond that you both have. Um and you know,

1221
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,440
Speaker 1: when you spend so much time with people that you

1222
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 1: start easily mirroring their behaviors. Do you recognize any of

1223
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 1: your own personal traits in each other? We have a

1224
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:15,240
Speaker 1: lot of the same. We have a lot of the

1225
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 1: same catchphrases like, we have a lot of the same.

1226
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:20,360
Speaker 1: What you're talking about Willis's like, come my own buddy,

1227
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 1: and we jack and we jack. Come on buddy. From

1228
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:28,960
Speaker 1: a Dave Chappelle Dave Chappelle uh stand up where he's

1229
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:33,520
Speaker 1: talking about smoking weed with his best friend Chip No

1230
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 1: No No, where he's talking about no instead, where he's

1231
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 1: talking about chicken, right fried chicken, and how he goes

1232
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 1: to a restaurant and the guys like and he says,

1233
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,200
Speaker 1: he sits down, and the white waiter comes up to

1234
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:46,280
Speaker 1: him and he goes, I think I'll have and a

1235
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 1: white waiter cuts him off and goes to the chicken.

1236
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 1: He goes, what how did you know I wanted the chicken?

1237
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 1: And the waiter goes, my own buddy, come my own buddy.

1238
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 1: Sokmon buddy came from that I forgot That's where Kamon

1239
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:05,440
Speaker 1: Buddy was taken from. We stole it from Dave Chappelle's

1240
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:09,760
Speaker 1: stand up, but it it became it became something that

1241
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 1: we said, like for every time somebody was bullshit and

1242
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 1: we said it. And so that's where so we have

1243
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 1: catch phrases that we but as far as like, uh,

1244
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:21,000
Speaker 1: we're two different people, you know, we have the same

1245
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,959
Speaker 1: sense of humor, I would say that we do share

1246
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 1: in common, but which that's two different point people. Well,

1247
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:29,040
Speaker 1: I would say that's the most interesting thing about our friendship,

1248
01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:33,040
Speaker 1: had even had it not um been on display for

1249
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:36,560
Speaker 1: for nine years, is that we couldn't come from more

1250
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:39,840
Speaker 1: different backgrounds and the exact same stuff makes us laugh.

1251
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 1: We don't have all the same interests obviously, but but

1252
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:47,479
Speaker 1: but we if we're at if we're at an event,

1253
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:49,360
Speaker 1: or we're at a party, or we're in an environment

1254
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 1: together and something happens whatever, the exact same thing will

1255
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:55,720
Speaker 1: make us laugh. We have the same the same thing

1256
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 1: makes us laugh. And we also have like a decade

1257
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,080
Speaker 1: of inside with each other because you know, how often

1258
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:05,720
Speaker 1: are you how often are you spending this much time

1259
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:08,280
Speaker 1: with your best friend? I mean most people never will,

1260
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:12,360
Speaker 1: but we spend so many hours being silly together. That

1261
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:14,640
Speaker 1: was our job. It's like our job for a decade

1262
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:18,160
Speaker 1: was to like be together and be funny as be

1263
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:21,040
Speaker 1: as funny as we possibly could. Um. So, I think

1264
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:23,200
Speaker 1: that we just have like I could make a noise

1265
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:25,479
Speaker 1: and it'll make him laugh because we he'll know, he'll

1266
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:28,639
Speaker 1: know that inside joke. You know. It's it's it's it's

1267
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:32,600
Speaker 1: really interesting. It's like you know. Uh. I think that

1268
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:36,080
Speaker 1: that's also what makes our friendship so strong, is that

1269
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 1: it comes from a very happy place and a very

1270
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,800
Speaker 1: uh you know, it comes from laughter. I think that

1271
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,840
Speaker 1: was the first time we were both. I think our

1272
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:47,679
Speaker 1: first time laughing together was like, Yo, this feels good.

1273
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:52,360
Speaker 1: Let's you know, uh, let's keep the ball, let's keep

1274
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:57,439
Speaker 1: it going, and been together. No sense, all right, Next question,

1275
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:02,240
Speaker 1: m I Hey, And actually I didn't realize this because

1276
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:05,640
Speaker 1: I'm an actor and I don't I you know, know

1277
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:10,240
Speaker 1: nothing about Yes, not yet. I really can't see that

1278
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:13,560
Speaker 1: ever happening. Um But like even just listening to the

1279
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:16,560
Speaker 1: podcast and certain things that you Zach especially you've done that,

1280
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:19,000
Speaker 1: I go, oh, wow, that's actually not him acting in

1281
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:22,000
Speaker 1: the show. That's actually him your laugh both your laughs

1282
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:26,000
Speaker 1: is so infectious, craps me out. Um. So, with your

1283
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,960
Speaker 1: actual characters on this show, do you think any of

1284
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 1: your characters rubbed off on you? Or did you did

1285
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:35,320
Speaker 1: you put more of yourself into the character, into your

1286
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:38,160
Speaker 1: own characters. I think that they were the reason. I

1287
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:40,639
Speaker 1: would say, the reason Daland and I got the Pirates

1288
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:44,040
Speaker 1: was that we saw what was so funny about each

1289
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:47,640
Speaker 1: of the characters and then and embodied them. And then

1290
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:51,360
Speaker 1: once Bill saw us and the pilot was picked up.

1291
01:09:51,439 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 1: Keep in mind, you don't write any of the scripts

1292
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:56,240
Speaker 1: past the pilot until it gets chosen. And you make

1293
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,240
Speaker 1: the pilot, and then you wait, and then it gets

1294
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:01,679
Speaker 1: chosen and then the show Bill hires a writing staff,

1295
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 1: and then you go off and make two through whatever.

1296
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 1: And I think when they made started making two through whatever,

1297
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:11,920
Speaker 1: they were able to use the real friendship that had

1298
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:15,320
Speaker 1: already started between Donald and I and just start, you know,

1299
01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:18,240
Speaker 1: shaping it around who we who we were. I think,

1300
01:10:18,439 --> 01:10:22,000
Speaker 1: you know, good writers, um, when they have the opportunity,

1301
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:25,640
Speaker 1: will go, let me write to who that person is.

1302
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:30,320
Speaker 1: And I think that little by little, you know, you know,

1303
01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:33,760
Speaker 1: lots of traits of who we are became who the

1304
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:38,000
Speaker 1: characters were. Right Donald, I totally agree with that. Yeah,

1305
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:41,320
Speaker 1: I ship that I ship that ship that I thought

1306
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:45,320
Speaker 1: ship is when you root for a celebrity relationship A

1307
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:48,200
Speaker 1: ship is when you put any couple together. A lot's

1308
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:51,240
Speaker 1: often used when describing fandoms, particularly couples that didn't make

1309
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:55,400
Speaker 1: it to screen but you wanted them to. Oh, the

1310
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,840
Speaker 1: relationship is Donald. I don't think I've ever said this

1311
01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:59,240
Speaker 1: to you, but I think you may have used this

1312
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:02,120
Speaker 1: um this term incorrectly. This this I think I did.

1313
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:05,600
Speaker 1: I think You've always been my You've always been my

1314
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,400
Speaker 1: sense here when it came to pop culture slang, and

1315
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:11,439
Speaker 1: I think you I'm sorry, sir, I'm sorry. A Jedi master,

1316
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:14,680
Speaker 1: I think he used ship wrong. No, because there's a

1317
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:19,639
Speaker 1: relationship between the writers and the actors that you're talking about.

1318
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:24,599
Speaker 1: So I shipped that, Joel Joel Buzzer, Oh my god.

1319
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:28,679
Speaker 1: I don't like being in the middle, Jane Danel. Would

1320
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:30,599
Speaker 1: you put one of those you know in the family feud,

1321
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:32,519
Speaker 1: you know, in the family feud when you get three

1322
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:36,000
Speaker 1: x one of those there? Please? All right? I don't

1323
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:39,679
Speaker 1: get an X. Yeah, say you don't have a fucking

1324
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,439
Speaker 1: survey going right now. There can't be a committee. This

1325
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,560
Speaker 1: is not a committee. There's not enough of us to

1326
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:48,080
Speaker 1: discuss this as a committee. We asked one hundred people

1327
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:52,080
Speaker 1: if Donald's definition of ship was right or wrong? Surybody

1328
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:56,360
Speaker 1: says what I would like to host? One one person

1329
01:11:56,439 --> 01:11:59,559
Speaker 1: said that ship Joel, not one person, No one person

1330
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:03,160
Speaker 1: the grade that I disagree. I disagree. Survey says, shut

1331
01:12:03,200 --> 01:12:05,240
Speaker 1: the fuck up, Zach, and let's move on, all right?

1332
01:12:05,479 --> 01:12:10,559
Speaker 1: Shut up? Does Steve Harvey still host Family Feud? Yeah?

1333
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:12,759
Speaker 1: He's great at it too. By the way, Steve Harvey

1334
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:15,720
Speaker 1: is very funny, but every time he makes me laugh,

1335
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:19,800
Speaker 1: it's the same fucking thing, which is the deadpan face, right,

1336
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:24,439
Speaker 1: the dead pant Steve Harvey look away. They ship where

1337
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 1: like someone says something out rady send, he just dead

1338
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:28,880
Speaker 1: pants looks away. That will make me laugh every single time.

1339
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:31,960
Speaker 1: It's incredible. And he obviously knows it because he puts

1340
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:37,200
Speaker 1: it in every Family Feud episode I've ever seen. Anyway,

1341
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:39,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's ever like a guest celebrity

1342
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:41,920
Speaker 1: family Feud host? Do you ever see? Do you ever

1343
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,680
Speaker 1: would like to do it? Do you ever watch right?

1344
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm not going to Richard Dawson and make out with everyone,

1345
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:49,320
Speaker 1: but let's put it out there, y'all. So let's let's

1346
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:51,760
Speaker 1: put it into the eat the Family Feud. If you're

1347
01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:55,920
Speaker 1: ever looking for a celebrity guest host. Yes, Zach Braff

1348
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:58,080
Speaker 1: is willing. I've never had a desire to host a

1349
01:12:58,080 --> 01:12:59,320
Speaker 1: game show, but it just came to me that I

1350
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:01,599
Speaker 1: would be a great family feud host because I would

1351
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:03,559
Speaker 1: do this Steve. I would do this Steve Harvey dead.

1352
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:05,439
Speaker 1: I would just kind of do the dead pan. Yeah,

1353
01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 1: I would just I mean, like, Steve, thank you for

1354
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:09,280
Speaker 1: letting me guest host. You go off on a yacht somewhere.

1355
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:12,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that your dead pant, Steve Harvey. Look, yeah,

1356
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:13,960
Speaker 1: you know what, when it comes to family feud, that

1357
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:17,800
Speaker 1: always is the term that is associated with the host

1358
01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:21,680
Speaker 1: go off on a yacht somewhere because you've got that

1359
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:24,040
Speaker 1: crazy ass money. You know. I think Steve Harvey has

1360
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:26,320
Speaker 1: like eleven jobs, and he must. Don't you think Richard

1361
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:30,200
Speaker 1: Dawson did too, And don't you think like Louie Anderson

1362
01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:32,439
Speaker 1: when he was hosting. I don't know. I don't know

1363
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:34,640
Speaker 1: that either of those gentlemen were ever as rich as

1364
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:37,560
Speaker 1: I imagine Steve Harvey is. I imagine Steve Harvey like

1365
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:40,600
Speaker 1: must be so loaded because the man I think he like,

1366
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:44,120
Speaker 1: he like leaves one very high paying job to go

1367
01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:47,400
Speaker 1: do another high paying job, right, Steve is Yeah, I

1368
01:13:47,439 --> 01:13:49,479
Speaker 1: imagine he's very I don't know. I don't know. I

1369
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,920
Speaker 1: don't know his bank account, but I imagine he's very

1370
01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:54,080
Speaker 1: very Yeah, I think Steve's probably been on a yacht

1371
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:57,880
Speaker 1: or two. All right, Internet estimates two hundred million dollars. Yeah,

1372
01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:02,519
Speaker 1: there you go. The internet's never wrong, Donald, never You

1373
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:05,439
Speaker 1: get a lot of information from the Internet. Yeah, all right,

1374
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:09,400
Speaker 1: let's do America. Sorry, let's do Australia's favorite segment. Donald,

1375
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:17,760
Speaker 1: it's time to fix your life. Hey, Daniel, maybe you

1376
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,840
Speaker 1: can add a little disery do and in this particular segment,

1377
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:27,920
Speaker 1: no problem, it's just after it's like, yeah, yeah, after

1378
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 1: the drill, after the drill sounding effect, Daniel put the

1379
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:38,360
Speaker 1: you look like you're chugging cock. So did you you

1380
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:40,760
Speaker 1: said that because you look like you chugging cock. I

1381
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:45,160
Speaker 1: don't look like you're doing like this. Your audience. He's

1382
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:47,479
Speaker 1: got two hands up as though he's giving a blow

1383
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:50,679
Speaker 1: jug an enormous hand. He's like, I had a little

1384
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:54,960
Speaker 1: tiny hole. No, no, your your fake disgerd was like,

1385
01:14:55,200 --> 01:15:01,000
Speaker 1: oh no, you're disgery do. It was like when you

1386
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:07,400
Speaker 1: saw you saw you there's two ladies present, Donald, come on, present, Daniel,

1387
01:15:07,439 --> 01:15:08,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear this ship, don't You don't

1388
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:31,400
Speaker 1: one who started it? Yeah, Oh, if you're a disrey

1389
01:15:31,439 --> 01:15:34,000
Speaker 1: du player, your family definitely thinks it looks like you're

1390
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:40,880
Speaker 1: chugging a big talk. God fuck sake, stop talking about

1391
01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:46,000
Speaker 1: your women. Sorry, sorry, all right, all right, it's time

1392
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,560
Speaker 1: to fix your life, darling. How can we help you?

1393
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:55,040
Speaker 1: Oh man, Well, in the same vein of friendships and stuff,

1394
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:58,479
Speaker 1: I have two boys, young boys, um, a fourteen and

1395
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:02,760
Speaker 1: a ten year old, and they fight all the freaking time.

1396
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:08,360
Speaker 1: It's just it's to the stage that enough fisticuffs type fights.

1397
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:11,680
Speaker 1: They just at each other all the time. Give give

1398
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,840
Speaker 1: me my husband's advice, like, how do we how do

1399
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:15,439
Speaker 1: we get them to get along? It's even to the

1400
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:18,960
Speaker 1: stage that it's like nearly you're breathing my air type

1401
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:23,920
Speaker 1: of fight, Like, just crap, it's not well, it's good

1402
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 1: to answer this because he obviously has many children. Donald,

1403
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:28,519
Speaker 1: how do you get your kids to get along? You're

1404
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,160
Speaker 1: young ones right now? What what do you do? Well?

1405
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:32,280
Speaker 1: I really can't answer that because they're out in the

1406
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:37,200
Speaker 1: back yelling at each other. I'm all I hear is

1407
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:45,080
Speaker 1: my son screaming? They go at it. Man, that's I

1408
01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:47,599
Speaker 1: think that's normal. I think that's all kids. I remember

1409
01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:49,360
Speaker 1: when I was a kid and my brother and I

1410
01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:52,640
Speaker 1: we used to we used to go at it like

1411
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:55,880
Speaker 1: for real, for real. I have scars on my body

1412
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,160
Speaker 1: and then my like I have a hole. I had

1413
01:16:58,160 --> 01:17:00,280
Speaker 1: a hole in my head at one point from fighting

1414
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:02,640
Speaker 1: my brother, who's three years younger than me, but he

1415
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,760
Speaker 1: was he's bigger than me. Like, I can't call him

1416
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:08,000
Speaker 1: my kid brother or my little brother because he's bigger

1417
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,000
Speaker 1: than me, you know what I mean. Like, people meet

1418
01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:14,000
Speaker 1: my brother Dade, they meet my brother, and they'll be

1419
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:15,840
Speaker 1: and I'll be like, yeah, I'm his younger I'm his

1420
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:18,000
Speaker 1: older brother. And they'll be like, I thought you were

1421
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:21,759
Speaker 1: his younger brother. Like yeah, see, like I'm the older

1422
01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:24,560
Speaker 1: I'm the older one. But Dad is the one that

1423
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:26,640
Speaker 1: grew up a little bit harder than I did, you

1424
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:31,000
Speaker 1: know what I mean. He's tough, he's scary, he's tough. No,

1425
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:33,400
Speaker 1: you don't want to ditte. That is true in my life.

1426
01:17:33,439 --> 01:17:36,880
Speaker 1: I've experienced that. I prefer when my brother's not upset

1427
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:41,519
Speaker 1: and in that mode of aggression. Anyway, we fought like

1428
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:46,160
Speaker 1: crazy when we were kids, like crazy, Uh, and it

1429
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,040
Speaker 1: did come to fist the cuffs and we would we

1430
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:51,360
Speaker 1: know we would. We went at it, and I don't know.

1431
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:54,240
Speaker 1: Now he's my best friend, you know, when he's in town.

1432
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:58,120
Speaker 1: We play golf every day together. You know, I named

1433
01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:01,600
Speaker 1: my son after him. You know. Like so it's like,

1434
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:03,320
Speaker 1: I know they're at it. I know they're going at

1435
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:05,080
Speaker 1: it right now, but look at look at it as

1436
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:07,559
Speaker 1: they're bonding. I'm not saying let it go and keep

1437
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:09,800
Speaker 1: and let them fight each other, but there's a lot

1438
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:12,680
Speaker 1: of love in there, and it's it's and even though

1439
01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:14,479
Speaker 1: there's like my son says, I wish I didn't have

1440
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:18,240
Speaker 1: a sister, and inside he doesn't wish that shit. I see,

1441
01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:20,519
Speaker 1: how is there any is there anything tash that they

1442
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:24,720
Speaker 1: like to do in common? Regardless even if they do,

1443
01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:27,800
Speaker 1: it'll last for like two or three minutes and then

1444
01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:30,360
Speaker 1: it's on like one of them will do something and

1445
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:34,599
Speaker 1: oh and it's really it's actually usually blessing. I mean,

1446
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:37,600
Speaker 1: I love my children that but the older one just

1447
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:41,160
Speaker 1: pushes the younger one's buttons a little bit and it's, um, yeah,

1448
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:44,960
Speaker 1: and my younger one's pretty chilled. He's not like impatient

1449
01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:47,679
Speaker 1: and you I mean I'm assuming you do the obvious things,

1450
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:49,960
Speaker 1: like you know, if you do that again, we're taking

1451
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:53,040
Speaker 1: away your phone or something like that. Right, Yeah, yeah,

1452
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:56,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's a tall order, as

1453
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:59,360
Speaker 1: Donald can attest to. I mean, again, I don't have kids,

1454
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:02,559
Speaker 1: but it's seem from from having siblings. Kids in that age,

1455
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:06,320
Speaker 1: you know, especially boys, they're just they're they're just wound up.

1456
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:09,639
Speaker 1: You know, that's very hard. It's just it's kids period.

1457
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:13,800
Speaker 1: It's kids period. Like I'm sure Joel remembers, you know,

1458
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:16,080
Speaker 1: fighting with her brothers, you know what I mean, Like

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01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:18,680
Speaker 1: it's it's it's just how it is, whether it's a

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01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:20,800
Speaker 1: boy or a girl, a girl and a girl, a

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01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:22,920
Speaker 1: boy and a boy, it doesn't matter. They're gonna go

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01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:25,599
Speaker 1: at it. That's just my brothers. There's not enough space.

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01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:27,800
Speaker 1: There's not enough space. I have a memory of my

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01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:30,599
Speaker 1: two older brothers and my sister and I were closer

1465
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:32,080
Speaker 1: in age, and they were older than us, and they

1466
01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:34,720
Speaker 1: would be like the wrestling managers, and they'd get us all,

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01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:36,960
Speaker 1: me and my sister all riled up, and they'd be

1468
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,880
Speaker 1: like our coaches in the corner, like oh WWF old school,

1469
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:41,680
Speaker 1: old school managers and they're like, you get in there,

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01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:44,519
Speaker 1: and my sister would I would go in the middle

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01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:46,360
Speaker 1: of the room and wrestle and pull hair, and and

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01:19:46,439 --> 01:19:49,320
Speaker 1: then when we would scream and get everything we got,

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01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:51,160
Speaker 1: and then we'd get too hairy and they'd separated. Ita

1474
01:19:51,479 --> 01:19:53,880
Speaker 1: ing ing ing ing, Okay, okay, okay, good, you did good.

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01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:58,120
Speaker 1: Maybe he'll pull some much hair, but okay, get in there. Yeah,

1476
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:00,880
Speaker 1: so your brothers were doing. Your brothers will like, remember

1477
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:02,880
Speaker 1: when we had all of that aggression, let's look at

1478
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:06,360
Speaker 1: let's take shows and freaking zach and make them do

1479
01:20:06,479 --> 01:20:08,639
Speaker 1: that too. And they thought it was hilarious. I remember

1480
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:11,439
Speaker 1: them being like sitting back and laughing, being like, this

1481
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:15,760
Speaker 1: is hilarious watching it. Do your kids have their own

1482
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:20,719
Speaker 1: like space? Oh yeah? We actually, Funnily enough, we moved

1483
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:23,599
Speaker 1: twelve months ago because seriously, twenty twenty, I even forget

1484
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:25,439
Speaker 1: about that year. So I forget that that was twelve

1485
01:20:25,479 --> 01:20:28,519
Speaker 1: months ago. We moved because we're in a really small house,

1486
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:30,160
Speaker 1: and I said to my husband, I can't do it anymore.

1487
01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:32,040
Speaker 1: We can't live in a small house and kids are

1488
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:34,400
Speaker 1: on top of each other. It's seriously, one would walk

1489
01:20:34,439 --> 01:20:36,840
Speaker 1: into the room and you could go three two one,

1490
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:38,960
Speaker 1: and then it start and you're like, oh, for God's sake,

1491
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:41,240
Speaker 1: like seriously, so we went okay, we moved into this

1492
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:43,920
Speaker 1: big house and it is a big house. It's two stories.

1493
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:47,000
Speaker 1: They got their own space, but they find each other

1494
01:20:47,439 --> 01:20:52,519
Speaker 1: and well, stop seeking each other out. It's not enough.

1495
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:55,560
Speaker 1: It's not enough room. No matter how much space you have,

1496
01:20:56,240 --> 01:21:00,720
Speaker 1: it's never enough room. They find each other, Like, my

1497
01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:05,679
Speaker 1: son has a room dedicated just to hisself. My daughter

1498
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:10,760
Speaker 1: goes to that room just too fun with him, just

1499
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:14,360
Speaker 1: too fun. Well, literally stick, he'll be like, get the

1500
01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:17,679
Speaker 1: fucking I'll hear it. I'll hear her go to the room,

1501
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:23,599
Speaker 1: and I'll hear please get out, please leave wilder please

1502
01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:27,800
Speaker 1: starts it too. Oh absolutely, He'll start off calm because

1503
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:30,519
Speaker 1: he knows that, you know, we don't like I have

1504
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:34,320
Speaker 1: an issue if he goes if something happens and he

1505
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:38,280
Speaker 1: goes to one hundred, then there's no real discussion there.

1506
01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:41,240
Speaker 1: You've already gone to one hundred. See you later, right,

1507
01:21:42,479 --> 01:21:47,640
Speaker 1: So he tries to freaking maintain his composure because he

1508
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:50,439
Speaker 1: knows one hundred means that's what are we discussing. You're right,

1509
01:21:50,479 --> 01:21:52,439
Speaker 1: one hundred. I can't talk to you like this. You

1510
01:21:52,479 --> 01:21:58,000
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Please get out. He's practicing at

1511
01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:03,519
Speaker 1: least he's trying. Wilder Wilder, Please get out of my broom,

1512
01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:13,599
Speaker 1: I said, get out. I can feel the coming Wilder.

1513
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:18,160
Speaker 1: If you don't get out right now, I'm going to

1514
01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:27,519
Speaker 1: kill you. Yeah. And you hear it, and you hear

1515
01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:31,000
Speaker 1: it start and you've got to get up there before

1516
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:36,000
Speaker 1: get You know what I mean, It's like it's they

1517
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:39,160
Speaker 1: can't help it. You know what you need? You need

1518
01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:45,600
Speaker 1: the nanny from that show what's it called missus Doubtfire. No,

1519
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,040
Speaker 1: there is like these shows like Nanny nine one one

1520
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:50,439
Speaker 1: where she comes in. Yeah, you need one of those.

1521
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:53,240
Speaker 1: They probably have one of those down in Australia. Yeah,

1522
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:56,800
Speaker 1: you know Rus Poppins, I need Mary Poppins. Is that

1523
01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:58,680
Speaker 1: what you're telling me? There? There was a show, a

1524
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:00,519
Speaker 1: reality show where like a woman who was like a

1525
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:03,479
Speaker 1: British nanny would go and like set set when parents

1526
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:05,439
Speaker 1: were like I'm out of ideas, help me, and that

1527
01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:07,800
Speaker 1: she would be like set down stern rules. I mean,

1528
01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:10,280
Speaker 1: in all seriousness, if it does escalate to the point

1529
01:23:10,280 --> 01:23:12,559
Speaker 1: where it's just your life is being affected, you might

1530
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:17,840
Speaker 1: consider a counselor getting advice from a professional counselor, because

1531
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure that some parents, you know, it's normal,

1532
01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:22,840
Speaker 1: kids are gonna fight. But if it reaches a point

1533
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:25,040
Speaker 1: where you and your husband are like, what the fuck

1534
01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:27,439
Speaker 1: do we do? This is out of control, you might

1535
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:30,519
Speaker 1: you might get, you know, get some counseling from someone

1536
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:33,639
Speaker 1: who's a kid specialist who says, you know, here's some tools,

1537
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:36,920
Speaker 1: because I certainly don't know what those are, but I

1538
01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:41,080
Speaker 1: imagine someone can have some Jedi mind tricks for your kids. Well, yeah, tools,

1539
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:44,120
Speaker 1: tools are They do work. They do work. They work

1540
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:45,840
Speaker 1: for a little bit until you forget that you have

1541
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:49,120
Speaker 1: these tools that have been given to you, right right,

1542
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure that they do love each other.

1543
01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:53,280
Speaker 1: They do. They do like you know, when anything ever

1544
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:56,240
Speaker 1: happens with friends or at school and stuff like the

1545
01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:59,040
Speaker 1: other in it, I'll come to school and I'll help

1546
01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:00,320
Speaker 1: you sort that out. And it's like, now, won't you

1547
01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:03,720
Speaker 1: actually we'll just pumpy breaks. But um, it's just it's

1548
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:08,639
Speaker 1: just that they that antagonistic behavior and it just does

1549
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:11,000
Speaker 1: our head in. It's like just some days there's just

1550
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,880
Speaker 1: no harmony. Some days are fine. Podcast doesn't really have

1551
01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:18,960
Speaker 1: a lot of positive inspiration to having children, if I may,

1552
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:21,040
Speaker 1: I don't have I obviously don't have children, but I

1553
01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:22,960
Speaker 1: just want to pair it something that Casey said before

1554
01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:24,760
Speaker 1: and just start with a question, do you allow your

1555
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:28,920
Speaker 1: kids to play video games? Oh? Good, of course, yes,

1556
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:32,639
Speaker 1: my three games in the house, husband, the kids. That's

1557
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:35,240
Speaker 1: where it starts. Man, My kid gets the most aggressive

1558
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:38,760
Speaker 1: right after he plays that video game. After the video game,

1559
01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:41,640
Speaker 1: that's when I get to should I'm not having it,

1560
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:44,880
Speaker 1: I said. Daniel was probably about to say, is there

1561
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:47,360
Speaker 1: a game they like in common? Right? Yeah? That is

1562
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:49,680
Speaker 1: where I was going them again? Does stay keep them

1563
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:51,840
Speaker 1: off the games? Man? Keep him off to games? As

1564
01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:55,400
Speaker 1: Daniel's gonna cry, Dane's gonna swipe you away. No, Daniel's

1565
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:57,880
Speaker 1: a grown man. Daniel knows what. I'm sure he knows

1566
01:24:57,920 --> 01:25:00,280
Speaker 1: what video games can do to a grown man, and

1567
01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,160
Speaker 1: how grown men can zoe being stuck in a game

1568
01:25:03,439 --> 01:25:05,680
Speaker 1: like I'm staring at the microphone and I can't get

1569
01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:08,479
Speaker 1: off the game, and my whole life is surrounded. To

1570
01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:11,160
Speaker 1: buy a game, imagine being six years old or seven

1571
01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:14,320
Speaker 1: years old or twelve years old, and your life now

1572
01:25:14,439 --> 01:25:17,439
Speaker 1: surround it's involved with all it is is a game, Dude,

1573
01:25:17,479 --> 01:25:20,400
Speaker 1: that's just get him off the game. That's real talks

1574
01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:25,160
Speaker 1: as a parent. I see my son's best behavior when

1575
01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:28,240
Speaker 1: he's not playing video games. Oh look, you don't have

1576
01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:30,040
Speaker 1: to tell me towards that. I don't think we're I

1577
01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:32,920
Speaker 1: don't think we're helping today, Tash. We tried, but I

1578
01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:34,800
Speaker 1: don't know if we can say you're welcome. Donald. I

1579
01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:36,679
Speaker 1: think this might be the first time we've been stumped.

1580
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,559
Speaker 1: I can say you're welcome, I can tell how are

1581
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:42,320
Speaker 1: you welcome? You know why? You know why because everybody's everybody.

1582
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:44,519
Speaker 1: You're not alone in this. This is what that is,

1583
01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:46,920
Speaker 1: how kids are. This is how the siblings are. And

1584
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:49,360
Speaker 1: I promise you, I promise you. If they don't kill

1585
01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:52,040
Speaker 1: each other now when they're older, they're gonna love each other.

1586
01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:54,360
Speaker 1: They're gonna love each other more than anything, and and

1587
01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:56,680
Speaker 1: and the way you and you nailed it when you

1588
01:25:56,760 --> 01:26:00,080
Speaker 1: said it. If somebody would have beat up on the

1589
01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:03,280
Speaker 1: little one, the older one would be there so quick

1590
01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:05,760
Speaker 1: because all he's allowed to beat up on a little one.

1591
01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:09,519
Speaker 1: You know what idea would be like, you know, take

1592
01:26:09,560 --> 01:26:11,320
Speaker 1: their favorite thing away. I mean, like I said, I mean,

1593
01:26:11,479 --> 01:26:14,840
Speaker 1: take their like you know, if you if you raise

1594
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:17,360
Speaker 1: your voice like that again, your phone's gonna get taken away,

1595
01:26:17,439 --> 01:26:19,040
Speaker 1: take their video game away. I mean, I'm sure you've

1596
01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:21,600
Speaker 1: tried all the obvious things. What don't I know? Do

1597
01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:24,640
Speaker 1: you want me to get no? No? No no, We've won.

1598
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:28,880
Speaker 1: We run way long and I'll get no no no. Okay,

1599
01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:31,479
Speaker 1: that's your that's your other side. Also you in case

1600
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:37,559
Speaker 1: you're gonna do a parenting podcast. All right, listen, Tash.

1601
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:39,320
Speaker 1: You can stay on for the end because we finished

1602
01:26:39,320 --> 01:26:42,200
Speaker 1: the show. It was a very good one, and um,

1603
01:26:42,439 --> 01:26:45,240
Speaker 1: what can we tell you? We love you guys, right,

1604
01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:49,080
Speaker 1: don't we do? We do? Uh, thank you for listening.

1605
01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:52,040
Speaker 1: We love you from Los Angeles all the way to Australia.

1606
01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:59,479
Speaker 1: Shows the show. The way we're recording the show now, um,

1607
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:03,320
Speaker 1: we're like a week will be a week behind all

1608
01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:06,479
Speaker 1: of your major events and stuff like that. So for

1609
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:10,200
Speaker 1: those of you who were worried that this podcast is

1610
01:27:10,240 --> 01:27:14,480
Speaker 1: getting too political, we'll be so far behind on policy

1611
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:18,240
Speaker 1: now that it won't be relevant when we talk about politics.

1612
01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:23,519
Speaker 1: So guess what your prayers have been answered? Yeah, you're welcome.

1613
01:27:23,840 --> 01:27:28,880
Speaker 1: There you go. You're welcome. You're welcome, world, You're welcome.

1614
01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:32,760
Speaker 1: You pivoted to You're welcome earthcome all right. We love

1615
01:27:32,800 --> 01:27:35,240
Speaker 1: you everybody. I'll see you next week. Five six, Seven

1616
01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:41,080
Speaker 1: Stories about shore we made about a bunch of docs

1617
01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:50,920
Speaker 1: and nurses said, he's a story. Never so Yeado around here,

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01:27:51,840 --> 01:27:58,280
Speaker 1: Yato around here. M h.