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Speaker 1: Remember when fortune cookies used to be fun?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's broken.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. A fortune cookie maker in Australia

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Speaker 1: is in trouble after distributing some inappropriate fortunes to local restaurants.

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Speaker 3: Those are the most fun. Indeed, you have to add.

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Speaker 2: In bed to the end of everyone.

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Speaker 1: The customers who got these were pretty shocked because one said,

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Speaker 1: you're capable of great things, but all you do is

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Speaker 1: look at your phone all day, so you won't amount

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Speaker 1: to much. Another predicted this will be a great year

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Speaker 1: for you because you're gonna get divorced.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's great to be married.

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Speaker 1: And one just said you're late. Fortune strikes again, so inappropriate.

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Speaker 1: Now we gotta do w C I I which clip

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Speaker 1: is it? To viral soundbites from the internet, and only

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Speaker 1: enough time to play one of them.

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Speaker 2: Let's get right to your choices.

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Speaker 1: You're first option is a sixteen second clip of a

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Speaker 1: talking parrot who's bonded so closely with her human owner

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Speaker 1: that they practically sound identical.

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Speaker 2: To each other.

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Speaker 1: I Love the videos, or Option two, is a compilation

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Speaker 1: clip of a naughty teenage boy trolling his mom by

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Speaker 1: jumping out and playing a trombone whenever she goes. So,

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Speaker 1: what's it gonna be? Feathered sass or mothered brass?

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Speaker 2: Alexis I'm actually saying feathered sasss We're all tied up, Jose.

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Speaker 2: What are we listening to? Animals? Let's go parrots? Oh,

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Speaker 2: my goodness, feathered sass.

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Speaker 1: Let a sixteen second clip of a talking parrot who

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Speaker 1: sounds almost identical to her human owner.

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Speaker 3: You're some cute, thank you.

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Speaker 2: I follow this bird already.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like a healthy relationship.

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Speaker 2: There there was some questionable sounds in there.

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Speaker 3: What that bird ate for lunch?

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Speaker 1: Let's move on to your shock collar question of the

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Speaker 1: day with a man who is much more funny than

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Speaker 1: I am, just by nature, our digital producer, jakeh.

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Speaker 2: Prove it, Jake, Well, a lot of people will tell

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Speaker 2: you that the nineties was the best decade of all time.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. They'd be one hundred percent right about the

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Speaker 2: eighteen nineties.

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Speaker 4: Who Okay, that's when humanity peaked because back in eighteen

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Speaker 4: ninety six, someone looked at a bar of milk chocolate

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Speaker 4: and said, what if we made the same thing but

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Speaker 4: smaller and super chewy?

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Speaker 2: And thus the tutsie roll was born. Is it chocolate?

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Speaker 2: Is it taffy? Who knows chocolate?

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Speaker 3: Who really wants to eat it?

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Speaker 2: What a time to be alive. That was back then.

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Speaker 2: There's no Wi Fi, no microplastics, just horse drawn carriages,

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Speaker 2: antibiotic resistance, syphilis, and a pocket full of mysterious brown cylinders.

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Speaker 2: Oh but tutsie rolls aren't the only iconic invention to

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Speaker 2: come out of the eighteen nineties. And you'll have to

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Speaker 2: tell me some others during a special Gifts of the

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Speaker 2: Gilded Age additional twenty of twenty, everyone is very excited.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what you say. Number one through twenty.

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Speaker 2: I'll describe a now famous product, brand, or event that

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Speaker 2: was created during the greatest era of human history, the

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Speaker 2: eighteen hundred nineties. And I don't know why you're hyping

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Speaker 2: it up that hard. You just have to answer correctly

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Speaker 2: to stay in the game. And let's start with the

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Speaker 2: woman who, for the right price, will send picture rolls

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Speaker 2: of her tootsies. That's different.

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Speaker 3: Eleven.

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Speaker 2: I bet you didn't know the very first professional basketball

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Speaker 2: game happened in the eighteen nineties. And get this, the

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Speaker 2: players weren't even shooting on modern hoops yet. What were

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Speaker 2: they shooting in a Lexus.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what would a basketball figure the bucket like,

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Speaker 4: how would it go through?

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Speaker 3: Maybe it didn't yet it dig it back out? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: get it, I'll say bucket.

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Speaker 2: Lexis is going with dig bucket. That is incorrect, Alexis,

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Speaker 2: they played in peach baskets.

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Speaker 1: Who would have thought basketball is played with baskets and

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Speaker 1: peach baskets?

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Speaker 2: You were in the right track, though, Alexas say, were

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Speaker 2: nailed to the wall and after each point someone did

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Speaker 2: have to go up and get it out. No holes

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Speaker 2: holes were invented in the nineteen hundred brook We're over

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Speaker 2: to you. Eleven is off the board? How about thirteen?

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Speaker 2: I bet you didn't know. The first movie theater in

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Speaker 2: the United States opened in eighteen ninety six and only

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Speaker 2: showed films about one moment of transportation. I'm serious. Every

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Speaker 2: movie was about this one thing. What was it?

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean the eighteen nineties, we're just finally crossing

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Speaker 4: that railroad track across the country, I believe, So let's

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Speaker 4: see trains.

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Speaker 2: Trains is correct. Early filmmakers loved filming trains because the

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Speaker 2: movement looked dramatic and realistic on screen.

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Speaker 1: That was the days when they had the evil guy

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Speaker 1: tie a woman up to the tracks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah at a long mustache. Some good vaudeville right, times

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Speaker 2: were so much better than Jose. Eleven and thirteen are

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Speaker 2: off the board. Let's go twelve. I bet you didn't know.

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Speaker 2: Americans in the eighteen nineties were so obsessed with a

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Speaker 2: new invention that some people thought it would ruin society.

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Speaker 2: What invention from the eighteen nineties where parents afraid would

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Speaker 2: rot kids' brains? Nineties?

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Speaker 4: I mean it's always the same, right, Like parents are

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Speaker 4: always concerned about the same thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Elvis shook his hands. Oh god, everyone was burning it. Heck,

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Speaker 2: what if it was us?

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Speaker 3: What if it was just radio?

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Speaker 2: A radio Brook It was around back then. My first

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Speaker 2: show idea that Brooke in the morning. Girl bad for this.

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Speaker 1: It was hard to do second dates because you had

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Speaker 1: to call the operator first.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the other person. I was just saying about the music,

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Speaker 2: and that's you know, that's where the music was playing.

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Speaker 2: So let's say radio radio. No, it was the telephone.

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Speaker 2: I was looking at the phone iPhone. Adults thought kids

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Speaker 2: would stop talking face to face and just waste their

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Speaker 2: time chatting. They were right, Jeffrey were over to you.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about the greatest things from the greatest decade

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Speaker 2: of all time, the eighteenth brook don't shake your head

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Speaker 2: from the eighteen nineties and Jeffrey eleven, twelve, and thirteen

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Speaker 2: are off the board. Remember eighteen. I bet you didn't know.

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Speaker 2: A huge clothing invention was created the eighteen nineties and

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Speaker 2: nobody trusted it for decades. People thought it would pop

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Speaker 2: open in public. What was it?

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Speaker 1: If it would pop open, and that would be a

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Speaker 1: bad thing. It's got to be on the lower half,

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Speaker 1: like if.

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Speaker 3: It was suspenders.

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Speaker 1: Women weren't allowed to wear clothes, so it's got to

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Speaker 1: be a guy thing. Yeah, is this the decade that

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Speaker 1: tear away pants came fromants Velcrow?

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Speaker 2: No, it's the buttons. Oh yeah, buttons you can button

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Speaker 2: right on the heels of the NBA.

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Speaker 1: Yes, give me tear away pants.

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Speaker 2: Tear away pants is not what I'm looking for, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: The zipper, the humble zipper. They were very well made initially,

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Speaker 2: and they broke very I would imagine, and they're always

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Speaker 2: like working parts. People stuck with buttons for years out

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Speaker 2: of fear of the faulty zippers. But after all that,

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Speaker 2: the expert of the eighteen nineties. Brook has won to

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Speaker 2: plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: All right, so Brook gets to choose who gets shocked,

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Speaker 1: and they're gonna be singing the number three song from

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Speaker 1: eighteen ninety seven, Yankee Doodle.

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Speaker 2: Who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I would have never picked a

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Speaker 1: man to be shocked in the eighteen nineties, so I

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Speaker 1: must pick a Lexus.

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Speaker 2: Very good, you are, no.

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Speaker 3: Yankee dude.

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Speaker 4: I went to town and right Janna Pony stuck a

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Speaker 4: feather in his hat and called it macarone favorite.

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Speaker 1: What a bom is Zipper almost burst over, but she

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Speaker 1: got shot there.

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Speaker 3: I really love that.

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Speaker 1: That was your shock collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 1: got your phone tab coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.