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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 4: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared her?

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Speaker 1: Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Malborn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 5: a ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 2: Fairbanks and this is Karen Coilgarath.

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Speaker 5: We're on Lincoln heading towards the airport to pick up

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Speaker 5: Jake Johansson, who is the most hilarious.

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Speaker 2: He's the number one hilarious comedian.

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Speaker 5: I would say, I think, as far as our podcast goes,

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Speaker 5: that is the episode that I was laughing the hardest during.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we also we were doing it O G style.

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Speaker 4: It's been a while since we're actually driven down Lincoln.

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Speaker 5: To Lax because it feels terrible. It's emotionally horrible. It's

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Speaker 5: an emotionally Already he's texting, we're not quite on time,

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Speaker 5: but now I'm finding his bag isn't there yet, so

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Speaker 5: I feel better. I don't need to be. It's very stressful,

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Speaker 5: so many emotions already, and we haven't even there's no

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Speaker 5: guest in the car yet. I've already gone through denial, anger, sadness, regret,

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Speaker 5: all the thing. When someone dies and no one's even died,

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Speaker 2: Maybe a part of you is dying.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's just a little there's a little

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Speaker 5: hole in my heart, and I think it's shaped.

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Speaker 1: Like Jesus.

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Speaker 2: Jesus or Jake Johansson.

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Speaker 5: Jake Johansson. I call him Jesus for short. He does

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Speaker 5: not like it.

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Speaker 2: That's his prison nickname.

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Speaker 5: He has not yet been to prison. But it's important

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Speaker 5: before you're incarcerated to have a nickname. Going in and.

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Speaker 4: Pick a group, Pick a group, pick a race, tell

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Speaker 4: them your nickname.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's me Shorty, Hey it's me lumpy.

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Speaker 5: Hey, it's me Jesus. I used to be a comedian.

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Speaker 5: Why are you guys punching me?

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Speaker 2: I guess that's part of it. They told me in

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Speaker 5: Just part of it. I have a reoccurring nightmare that

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Speaker 5: I wake up and obviously I don't remember my nightmares,

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Speaker 5: and I sometimes think I've killed someone someone somewhere in

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Speaker 5: about because I never have and I can say that confidently.

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Speaker 5: Pretty pretty sure, pretty sure. I mean, these dreams are

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Speaker 5: about to go. It's that, But it's as silly as

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Speaker 5: the dream where I have to go back to high

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Speaker 4: Do you ever tell people I shouldn't be here, like

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Speaker 5: Have math almost forty math credits to finish. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 5: I don't understand that. I'm sure I could lay down

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Speaker 4: Well, the high school one is about anxiety. Is anxiety

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Speaker 2: why did I do that? That's so crazy?

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Speaker 5: And maybe that's just simply a dream where you wish

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Speaker 5: I just dreams are so strange to me. And what

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Speaker 5: But we aren't dreaming when we say we're picking up

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Speaker 5: The Lax Tower where they do a lot of uh

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Speaker 4: There are all so many people bossing each other and

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Speaker 5: Will you think three times? Today? Someone said, I guess

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Speaker 5: I picked the wrong way to stop sniff and glue.

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Speaker 4: that's the joke is that they're doing it as they

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Speaker 5: Paper bags lined with gas to huff.

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Speaker 4: I have to say that movie one holds up to

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Speaker 2: It is still as hilarious in every way.

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Speaker 5: It is, and it's amazing because it's the exact kind

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Speaker 5: and they're the other movies, those that duo made, Like

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Speaker 5: there's some other Leslie Nielsen flops, But in.

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Speaker 4: That one, I think it's because like Leslie Nielsen, everyone

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Speaker 2: And then it's like then there's eggs coming.

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Speaker 5: Out of their mouth. Yeah yeah, and then later in

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Speaker 5: life they told him to start crossing his eyes.

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Speaker 2: Yes exactly.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, that's an intimidating. There's just a cop leaning

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Speaker 4: Oh am, I speeding? That was I was really I'm

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm talking on a microphone. He might pull us

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Speaker 2: He never stopped leaning though he never did.

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Speaker 5: He was he really had a secure.

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Speaker 4: Hold and I would you know what I would say

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Speaker 4: can lean, you can clean, which is what I learned

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Speaker 5: Someone's the manager said that they.

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Speaker 5: If you can lean, you could clean.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, basically means there's don't just hang out ever, always

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Speaker 5: That's the best saying. Yeah, leaning meaning that's what you do.

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Speaker 5: If you're like relaxing and not working, you're just leaning

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Speaker 5: against some T shirts. At the Gap, I.

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Speaker 4: Was literally leaning against the cash wrap, which is where

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Speaker 2: I have so many great stories about the Gap. Chris

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Speaker 2: Any and.

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Speaker 4: Also, I have a varied knowledge of most T shirts,

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Speaker 4: and you know how to fold cotton items.

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Speaker 5: That's something I wish i'd my My T shirt folding

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Speaker 5: style is so whack. It is just not anything to

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Speaker 5: It's something about this airport.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, could it be the complete trap?

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Speaker 4: The gridlock traffic and it is just the ship that

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna be the word. And we have to

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Speaker 5: which means more driving. There's no shortcuts.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Lax, we haven't seen you in so long.

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Speaker 5: How have you been. I see you've not gotten a

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Speaker 4: Hey, lady, you're different. You're not like any other lady

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Speaker 2: They're letting it all go natural style like.

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Speaker 5: Me that they everyone is so disappointed with Lax when

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Speaker 4: Sometimes they'll put up like a big, a big wall

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Speaker 2: An air war.

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Speaker 5: This is an airport. This is what an airport it

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Speaker 5: looked like if Reagan was still president.

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Speaker 4: Hey, remember how Reagan ruined everything? That's right, I said it.

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Speaker 5: We're the Reagan of airports because we're going to ruin

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Speaker 4: We're gonna ruin any enjoyment you might have in the

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Speaker 5: Lax not a sponsor of do you Need to Ride?

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Speaker 2: An enemy of Do you Need a Ride?

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Speaker 5: Oddly, we are sponsored by the Chicago O'Hare, which I've

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Speaker 5: never been to, have never been to. It's like your

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Speaker 2: Oh, your mother was an octopus.

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Speaker 5: She really octopus. Actually, the only the person in town

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I made T shirts for him, or he had

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Speaker 5: the amazing he had he had his own coffee brew.

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Speaker 5: That's the thing about small towns is they embrace their

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Speaker 5: they're famously unstable. They're they're mentally uh quick to anger

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Speaker 5: people that there's a guy called the Leprechaun that I

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Speaker 5: war and stabbing the enemy. No and uh, and he

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Speaker 5: just became the Leprechaun, which and he'd do open mics

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Speaker 5: and dress, of course like a leprechaun and play.

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Speaker 2: Guitar and then stab you on the ankle.

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Speaker 5: He did end up stabbing someone later in life.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but everyone's like, come on, it's Tommy the LEPrecon.

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Speaker 5: I think we'll get in this entrance.

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Speaker 2: Here and what Tommy stabbed?

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Speaker 5: that's my There there was Red the Preacher. He would

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Speaker 1: Go burn.

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Speaker 6: Ja for a skate.

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Speaker 4: So he was nice if you were nice to him,

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Speaker 5: Yes, he was warning everywhere we were going to hell.

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Speaker 4: Oh so see he's like it was. He was genuinely

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Speaker 5: And there's another man who would wait. We all everyone

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Speaker 5: These men are all dead now, they're all long gone.

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Speaker 4: And I wonder what their realization was when they died,

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Speaker 4: of like, oh that was a waste of time, or hey,

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Speaker 2: What if Red was right? Is my funny joke.

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Speaker 5: So he should be we Oh he might have been,

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Speaker 5: who knows? I Look there he is, there, he is,

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Speaker 5: He's right beyond this white truck.

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Speaker 2: He's right beyond these pedestrians. I almost ran over.

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Speaker 5: This was perfect. Yes, this was a perfect pickup.

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Speaker 2: This was there unless I hit this car. Worked out great.

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Speaker 5: Now that guy's looking down, he has like, yay, we

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Speaker 2: Oh I loved it, Johans.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's the best.

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Speaker 2: I just love him. Is that open?

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Speaker 5: Hi, We've already said a lot of nice things about you.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I will do it.

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Speaker 2: It's it's open ship. My guitar might be in there.

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Speaker 2: Is it gonna fit.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna have a momentary here, just talk amongst yourself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can just throw that on there? Is that

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Speaker 5: I know there's a sheet over, there's a.

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Speaker 4: And then this goes like this, and there's another one

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Speaker 2: Goes like that. Guys, Chris is just letting you know

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Speaker 2: He knows. It wasn't that long ago. Hi, good to

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Speaker 5: Oh goodness, okay, yes, please do During this, I realized

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Speaker 5: I'm better at editing now, so we can cut this out.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't just have to be I thought it was great.

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Speaker 2: It was very natural.

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Speaker 5: It was natural. It was a natural people.

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Speaker 2: Love that, you know, like the small things in life.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like small moments of confusion, Yeah, small moments of

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Speaker 6: You wanted to make sure that I got it buckled.

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Speaker 2: But did good for safety?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it is an issue.

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Speaker 1: MIC's are I love this mic. It's the audio technica.

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Speaker 1: It's got a Jean rayburn field to it. It's a

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Speaker 1: fairy ray Burny.

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Speaker 5: I didn't I don't even know Jean rayburn is, but

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Speaker 5: I that is the first thing I said about these

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Speaker 2: He was the host of match Game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. And and he had that really it

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I guess it was because he didn't like to have

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Speaker 5: I wonder if that's by all the game show mics

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Speaker 5: want the mic as long as possible because it from away.

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Speaker 2: That's right, that's a good idea.

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Speaker 5: It's other people spittle. You know how much people spit yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well, when they're excited, when they're about to compete at

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Speaker 1: the game show. That's they've done studies where they show

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Speaker 1: that you really produce.

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Speaker 6: A lot of saliva in a situation like that.

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Speaker 2: They're just drooling for money.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and when you got can you imagine how

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Speaker 5: much you're spitting? If there's a low end stackable washer

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Speaker 5: dryer combo just waiting to be yours.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I have a washer dryer that can be stacked,

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Speaker 1: but it's not stacked, And sometimes I wake up in

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Speaker 2: The stacking that thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, who's to say that you can't stack an unstackable

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Speaker 1: It is stackable, it's made to be stacked. It has

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Speaker 2: You're just saying, what if you live the other way?

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Speaker 6: What if I was a different sort of person.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And I'm just gonna if you do plan on

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Speaker 5: I think I'm I do not put the dryer on

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Speaker 5: the dryer. You're not getting your clothes in there.

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Speaker 1: Well, listen, just from a physics standpoint, the washer's got

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Speaker 1: it's got a lot of water in there. Those are heavy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: I would go over to Lincoln here and go up.

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Speaker 1: I think we just Oh you've got a different idea.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't have it. I'm just driving. I'm just

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Speaker 1: I'm not try That guy next to us is doing

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Speaker 1: a test thing yet his man bun came out here.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the man bun is a thing now, isn't it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it used to be a ponytail and now they've gone

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Speaker 5: I've and I've seen them online. You can get artificial

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Speaker 5: man puns that I can I can just put on

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Speaker 6: Oh this is exciting.

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Speaker 1: I always learned something new when I get picked up

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Speaker 1: going online when I get home and get well, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to order some man buns.

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Speaker 2: Are you going to get you a man bun?

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Speaker 1: I would just just to have it on the thing

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Speaker 6: I would carry it in my bag.

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Speaker 1: And then if I was sitting next to a guy

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and he would have to stop for a moment

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Speaker 5: and think did he have that? Man? Is this guy

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Speaker 5: making fun of me? But no one would ever call

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Speaker 1: It's not making fun. It's what I call an homage.

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Speaker 4: What if that's when you find out that the men

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Speaker 6: Didn't know it, because I didn't know the handshake.

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Speaker 5: It's got to be a fist pound, right, you.

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Speaker 1: Would I would say, look, this thing just grew out

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Speaker 1: while you all know the handshake, yet you were in

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Speaker 5: Let's teach me, bro, teach me your ways, bro, how

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Speaker 5: do we shake hands? And he'll go, well, it's actually

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Speaker 2: Then he make a bun like shape.

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Speaker 1: He makes a fist and then you put your hand

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Speaker 4: It, and then you walk to a yoga class together

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Speaker 4: and then you pull it down like a slot machine.

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Speaker 2: And you drool and drool for all the money.

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Speaker 4: And he goes win chicken dinner.

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Speaker 2: Tick. Where were you just now?

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Speaker 5: Where? I can't I just stop and laugh. I love

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Speaker 5: ridiculous visuals being spelled out, and uh okay, I'm back.

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Speaker 1: Keep in mind that to the two people who are

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Speaker 2: Yours is bright red because you order, you check the.

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Speaker 1: Wrong box on the internet when or maybe I just

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Speaker 6: Some guys have.

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Speaker 1: Some guys have beards that are different color from their heads.

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Speaker 5: Color grows out different when I.

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Speaker 1: Hear you people who want to mock me and my

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Speaker 1: Minneapolis by way of Phoenix, Arizona. So because of because

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Speaker 1: old US airplanes, the US airplanes, the former US air

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Speaker 1: They don't have they don't have any TVs or audio jacks.

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Speaker 1: They got nothing, just so plastic in beige.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you just get to sit in a bigger chair

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Speaker 5: And last time we picked you up, you would, if

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Speaker 5: I'm not mistaken, had diamonds that you had had up

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Speaker 1: I was smuggling in some diamonds, that's right. Did you

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Speaker 1: redeem those at a jeweler this time? You know, I

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Speaker 1: which is that we don't know when you're done.

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Speaker 6: You gotta do.

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Speaker 1: I'm still looking through I'm missing I feel like I'm

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, so also something people have meant man buds.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah, because they don't eat carbs,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, this this flight, the second flight, there was

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Speaker 6: You know, I just got one bag.

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Speaker 1: I just have one little backpack that I'm bringing, So

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Speaker 6: I only brought on one bag and he brought all

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Speaker 5: That is the that's the announcement they make. If you

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Speaker 1: And this ponytail dude then gets on and he's got

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Speaker 1: gives it this kind of manly shove, like hammering it in,

449
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Speaker 1: and it's like, hey, my bag is under that bag.

450
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Speaker 1: You're just smashing in there, and it has my nice

451
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Speaker 1: electronic equipment.

452
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Speaker 6: Yeap cursing.

453
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Speaker 5: It's real, Hey, when it's truth.

454
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Speaker 1: Keeping it real. I love I love show business. Now

455
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Speaker 1: we're just always doing it. This is the this is

456
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Speaker 1: there's not really a time of your day where you

457
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Speaker 1: have to take it where you're taking a break and

458
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Speaker 1: you're saying I'm not doing show business. Right now, you're

459
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Speaker 1: doing it all the time.

460
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Speaker 5: Got it? Well, you do my other show tonight called

461
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Speaker 5: sleep cast you are You're able to sleep, But it's

462
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Speaker 5: also being a lot of people listen.

463
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Speaker 6: To it, and too, I can do that.

464
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Speaker 1: I've got it in the middle of the nights and

465
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Speaker 1: I'm stacking my washing machine and my driver.

466
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Speaker 5: Will be there for that too. Because Hollywood never stopped.

467
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Speaker 2: That's for your HGTV special.

468
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Speaker 5: That would be special.

469
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Speaker 6: It does never stop.

470
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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 1: The last time I was in the car, we were

472
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Speaker 1: talking about backyard comedy shows and I still haven't gotten

473
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Speaker 1: to do any of those with you, Karen. But I

474
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Speaker 1: did get to do a show that's in the pack

475
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Speaker 1: of a barber shop.

476
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Speaker 2: So, oh, how was it that?

477
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Speaker 1: It was great?

478
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Speaker 2: Was it that secret show?

479
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Speaker 5: That long room blood barber?

480
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Speaker 2: Yes, I love that show.

481
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Speaker 1: It was really it was really fun. When I was

482
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Speaker 1: talking to them though, you know, they they're always full,

483
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Speaker 1: so I would call it sold out, except they don't

484
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Speaker 1: sell tickets just to have a mailing list. And I

485
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 1: was telling them, like, you know, I don't want to

486
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Speaker 1: tell you how show business works, but the business part

487
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Speaker 1: is where you're not. This isn't a show business.

488
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Speaker 6: This is just show.

489
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Speaker 5: That's just the nature of any show in Los Angeles.

490
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Speaker 5: No money has transacted, but you do get a free

491
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Speaker 5: meal there, if I'm not mistaken.

492
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Speaker 2: It's a lot of volunteering in the business.

493
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Speaker 5: The other show, the show that Jake and I met at,

494
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Speaker 5: was a prohibition them speakeasy where it was very it

495
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Speaker 5: was hidden that there was even a show there, and

496
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Speaker 5: that also didn't pay. If I recall.

497
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Speaker 1: Yeah, no they don't. They don't pay. I didn't will

498
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Speaker 1: you don't need to. I don't need to get paid.

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Speaker 6: I just like to.

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Speaker 1: I just like to talk into microphones. So I know

501
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Speaker 1: it's now that everybody has them, it's great, and everybody

502
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Speaker 1: has a show. Who can listen to all these shows,

503
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Speaker 1: We're gonna eventually it's going to turn on us and

504
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to pay people to listen. Yeah, because

505
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Speaker 1: they're gonna be too busy, yes doing that, they're doing

506
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Speaker 1: their own show. I'm sorry, I can't do your show.

507
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 1: I'm doing my show right then. Like I was thinking

508
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Speaker 1: that when I got in the car, I would be

509
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Speaker 1: recording and then I could it could be my podcast also.

510
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Speaker 1: But that's a great idea that was kind that was complicated.

511
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Speaker 4: It really is a good idea, though, yeah, you can,

512
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Speaker 4: and you could actually do a side about what the

513
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Speaker 4: how the conversation is going to yourself.

514
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Speaker 2: For your show.

515
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Speaker 5: I mean, commentary is so popular on DVDs, I don't

516
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Speaker 5: know why it wouldn't be popular on podcasts.

517
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I like the idea. Well, we could do

518
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Speaker 1: a commentary of this part. We could listen to it

519
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 1: back later and then talk because I feel like it

520
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Speaker 1: could be better.

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Speaker 6: I mean, that's how that's where I'm at right now.

522
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Speaker 1: I feel like i'd love to if I had another

523
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Speaker 1: gear that I could take it up a notch.

524
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Speaker 2: Right, sorry, right now? Or in general?

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Speaker 1: No? Well always right, yeah, always, no, you're right, thanks

526
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Speaker 1: for thanks for helping. This is part of my I'm

527
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 1: working on it. I'm working on it with a helper,

528
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: with a person. But yeah, I would love to just

529
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Speaker 1: let's take this to the next level.

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Speaker 5: I think if we did that, I would just constantly

531
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Speaker 5: be saying, oh, I don't like that I said that,

532
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 5: and then I would say that about that right now.

533
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Speaker 1: I do sometimes feel like, you know, when I'm recording

534
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 1: the beginning part of my podcast, that's all about this

535
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,199
Speaker 1: is what's going to happen on the podcast. Then I

536
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: get finished, I feel like it could have been better,

537
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: And then sometimes I'll do it again, and I think

538
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,919
Speaker 1: now the first one was better. And now I'm at

539
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Speaker 1: a point where I just I'm not going to do

540
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Speaker 1: the second one. I just won't. I'll do this, I'll

541
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Speaker 1: do it the next week.

542
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Speaker 6: I'll do it next week. I'll do it better.

543
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Speaker 1: You know, show it's weird. It's a brave new world.

544
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Speaker 1: It's a brave new world.

545
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 2: Everyone's a star.

546
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

547
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Speaker 6: Well that's for sure, that's for sure.

548
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Speaker 1: Did you do you who won the election last night?

549
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Speaker 1: Did you follow that at all? Oh? I mean that

550
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Speaker 1: we care, but I feel like this election is problematic

551
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: and that I don't it's gonna one of them is

552
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Speaker 1: going to get to be president.

553
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 5: Yea.

554
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,959
Speaker 2: Ultimately, yeah, it is going to be a problem.

555
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 5: That has been bothering me about this one. One of

556
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 5: them has.

557
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Speaker 1: To be picked. In the past, what bothered me is

558
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Speaker 1: that I was worried that the one I liked wouldn't

559
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Speaker 1: get to be the president. And now it's just like,

560
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Speaker 1: it's one of these this, which one do you pick?

561
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Speaker 6: I don't know.

562
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Speaker 5: You don't like that, uh, grumpy wild haired man?

563
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:22,400
Speaker 1: Oh?

564
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, I suppose I like him?

565
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you better I mean, you're a comedian, you're better

566
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 5: like Bernie.

567
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Speaker 6: We all have to like him. Well, I don't know.

568
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Speaker 1: If I had to pick the funniest, I might pick

569
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: the guy that everybody thinks is a jerk. You like,

570
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Speaker 1: he's the funniest If he if he just said I've

571
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,959
Speaker 1: been kidding the whole time, I would go, oh, okay,

572
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:41,640
Speaker 1: well that was great.

573
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Speaker 5: Then yeah, what a great character.

574
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Speaker 6: That was great.

575
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Speaker 1: He's having an argument with the Pope. I'd love to

576
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Speaker 1: get in an argument with the Pope.

577
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Speaker 6: I don't think I would.

578
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Speaker 2: I don't pretty bold, Yeah, to be mad at the Pope.

579
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Speaker 5: I think that if he wins. This is me trying

580
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Speaker 5: to be positive. If he wins, he's gonna be surrounded

581
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 5: by people that will make decisions for him, So it'll

582
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 5: be just this massive people.

583
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 6: Maybe not. I feel like he's gonna go. Look.

584
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: I feel I've got this handled. Like you were the

585
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 1: guys who thought it was a bad idea for me

586
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: to get an argument with the pope, right, and it

587
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 1: turns out to be a good idea. It almost seems

588
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Speaker 1: like he does whatever. Yeah, I think he's trying to

589
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 1: get thrown out.

590
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 2: She's a madman.

591
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 6: He's like what do I have to do to get

592
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 6: thrown out of this election?

593
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 5: Why is this working?

594
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 4: All Mexicans are rapists? Where everyone's like, we're good with that.

595
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm gonna build a wall. Sounds good to us.

596
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,439
Speaker 4: Muslims should all get we should get rid of all Muslims.

597
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 2: Good Yay.

598
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,679
Speaker 5: He's like, oh my god, this is working.

599
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 6: Yeah.

600
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Speaker 1: I bet this week he sends a dick pic to Oprah.

601
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Speaker 6: I think that's what he's gonna do.

602
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 1: Next.

603
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 5: He's gonna tape it under her chair.

604
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 4: And his comparison item will be a cup of Oprah

605
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 4: Chai from Starbucks.

606
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Speaker 6: That didn't last very long. The Oprah.

607
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 2: No, they really blew that up.

608
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 5: Well that's I saw that coming, and that's why I

609
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 5: went on Amazon and I got a case of it.

610
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: Cornered the opra chie market. So ten years from now,

611
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: I did that.

612
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 5: With Sparks too.

613
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 2: When they's called the battery gap.

614
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, the old battery gap.

615
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 2: Everyone in podcasting knows about it.

616
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, people are listening thinking, Yeah, that happened to

617
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: me one time. When I was doing my podcast Traveling Car.

618
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 5: We have discovered that there are a few other podcasts

619
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Speaker 5: that take place in a car in.

620
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Speaker 1: The best place are there? Yeah? Wow? Oh this is

621
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: This is something that I like to do on my

622
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 1: podcast is take phone calls.

623
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Speaker 6: I can't.

624
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 1: It's Vick Henley, but I can't answer Rick.

625
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 6: You know Vick, he's a comedian.

626
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: It's very funny.

627
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 5: I remember the Velvet Room in Austin. For a while,

628
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 5: it wasn't the Velvet Room. It became a club called

629
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 5: Funnies exactly for exactly one month.

630
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: Helvida Room is a ridiculous name it is. Let's switch

631
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: it to funny.

632
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 5: Let's make it something more ridiculous. And Vic Kenley was

633
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 5: the first headliner.

634
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 6: The Belvido Room is small.

635
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 5: It was a Bruce baumb It's Bruce Baum owned the club.

636
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 5: The baby Man, the baby Man, baby Face, Bruce bruce Baum,

637
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:20,640
Speaker 5: the baby face man.

638
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: He doesn't have a baby face. He would be wearing

639
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: a diaper.

640
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 5: No, it's more of a mafia type name. He doesn't

641
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 5: really have a baby face. They just call him baby

642
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 5: face because he'll break your kneecaps a lot like a

643
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 5: baby would.

644
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 6: If you gave the babies are dangerous. Don't don't give

645
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 6: the baby your hammer.

646
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 5: You get right in the knees every time.

647
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is funny when you see it in a movie.

648
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: When you when you see someone get hitting the balls

649
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: or their knee cap get kneecapped in a buy baby

650
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 1: in a movie, it's great.

651
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 5: Beast you inside the entire premise of Home Alone, I'm

652
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 5: concerned that I didn't know what did I do?

653
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: What have I done?

654
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 5: Oh? You don't?

655
00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: Is it?

656
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 5: Because is it more urge when your phone ring is

657
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 5: a tiny piano?

658
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 6: Well?

659
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: No, Nick Ken is like.

660
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 2: Jake, I've got a premise issue.

661
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: He's have you ever had a call like that? Got

662
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: a premise issue?

663
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 2: It's a comedy emergency.

664
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: Douchy like I've got a premise emergency. I think I

665
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: think that I'm doing some of your material? So could

666
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: you please do all of your material? And then I'll

667
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: tell you if I'm.

668
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 2: Doing any of it, I'll tell you what to take out.

669
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Speaker 1: I don't want to tell you what I'm doing because

670
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: if I did that, then you might start doing my material.

671
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 5: So it's a it's a dangerous line you have to

672
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 5: dance on when you're calling someone.

673
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Speaker 1: About look at this. Look at the sign on this

674
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 1: liquor market here at m milk firewood ice bag. Yes,

675
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 1: and it's and it's stenciled on there in spray paint.

676
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: I just I'm always I'm a little skeptical of the

677
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: ATM that that's, you know, the one that looks like

678
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: it can they put it on a dolly and then

679
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: take it inside at Night's that at M?

680
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's got a bike lock.

681
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: It's like, what kind of careless not careless, care free?

682
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: What kind of whimsical nomads are sticking their card into

683
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: that ATM? It's just like, I don't do whimsical.

684
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 5: Note when whimsical nomads even have bank accounts these days?

685
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't know they do, and they're willing to

686
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 4: pay upwards of four to ninety five per ATM transaction.

687
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: Have you heard about the idea that some banks now

688
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: are are charging you interest to keep your money in

689
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: the bank, no negative interest rates. It seems that I

690
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: think maybe it's a thing that banks are charging other

691
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: banks to do, but it just seems insane. It's like, Okay, so.

692
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 6: I got to buy a safe, get a shotgun, yeah.

693
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 4: Get some fireway, yeah, get some They're pushing us into

694
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 4: the apocalypse is where it's where they want us to go.

695
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 2: They're the worst people.

696
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why That's what that sign makes me think

697
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 5: is at the last minute they spray paint stencil the

698
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 5: sign for your panic gear. At the end of the world,

699
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 5: you're gonna need fire ice, earth wind fire in an

700
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 5: ATM machine and uh and that's why it was. And

701
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 5: you know it's not going to be a nice ATM

702
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 5: machine if it's just the what is.

703
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: A nice one? I only go to ones that are

704
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: attached to a bank, and it's.

705
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 5: One that on a list would be way far away

706
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 5: from firewood. It's a nice ATM machine.

707
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 2: It's kind of sleek and it sellsy stamps.

708
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a fixed to the ground.

709
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. Those ATM machines are more like a payphone kind of.

710
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: That's a creepy like, oh, if you can remember payphones,

711
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,239
Speaker 1: you know what.

712
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 5: Every once in a while, for giggles, I like to

713
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 5: just pick one up and see if there's a dial tone,

714
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 5: And usually there isn't, but when there is, I take

715
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 5: a picture, because some of these things are still working.

716
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 6: You take a picture of your like a selfie of you.

717
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 6: You take a selfie of you.

718
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 5: Yes, I have an album. I have an album on

719
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 5: my phone.

720
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: All of selfies of you with payphone selfies It sounds

721
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: like a coffee table book to me.

722
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would sell. People would adore it.

723
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys are aware that there's

724
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,479
Speaker 1: a renaissance here on Lincoln Boulevard. It's really there. It's

725
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: upgrading itself constantly. That needs to be a val vacuum

726
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: repair shop. And now it's a place where they have

727
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 1: seven dresses.

728
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 4: Christy, don coming buy one of our seven dresses.

729
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 5: I love that. There's nothing more intimidating when you enter

730
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 5: one of those stores and it's just seven items.

731
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 4: Man Bun, Man Bun, I pointed right at him.

732
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: He's working his Instagram right now.

733
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 6: I just took a picture of my man Bun.

734
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 5: Either I should post it or jump into traffic, as

735
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 5: I'm poised to do.

736
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: He's got those are the skinny jeans. Is that what

737
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: skinny jeans that he's.

738
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 5: Got on here?

739
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 2: Those are pretty skinny also his that's an option.

740
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 4: A lot of guys do they shave around the hair

741
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 4: that goes into the bunch.

742
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, so, I mean when he lets that thing loose,

743
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 5: just gonna look like a.

744
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: That's gonna be the title of my new specialist, Unleash

745
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: the Man.

746
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 5: You have to great that's.

747
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, Hello, does anyone at Netflix listen to this?

748
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 6: Because I'm ready.

749
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 1: I've got the title and uh and that's all.

750
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 2: You need in a comedy special.

751
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, and at least seven years experience, judging by the

752
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 5: last few Netflix specials.

753
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 6: Look at me.

754
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: Taking a jab, Well, why special didn't go out on Netflix?

755
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: You have to buy it on my website because they

756
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: the one before that they wanted, but this last one

757
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: they didn't want.

758
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 6: But I was just in Minneapolis, as I.

759
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: Think I mentioned, talking to Lewis Lee and Preserrio there

760
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: at the ACME Comedy Company. Yes yet, and he was saying,

761
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: there's going to be a changing of the guard at Netflix.

762
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: Oh really, and things are gonna things are gonna things

763
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: are gonna be different.

764
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,959
Speaker 5: He's always talking politics.

765
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 6: He does like to talk policy.

766
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 5: He also remind you not to have sex with anyone

767
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 5: in the wait staff. He told me that five or

768
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 5: six times.

769
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: Well, I'm married, but he will you. You're a sexual being.

770
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: I mean that's obvious to me. Every time I see you.

771
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: It's like this guy is he can't help himself. I

772
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: mean when people of all sexes and nationalities are throwing

773
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: themselves at you.

774
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you's got to be warned.

775
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: Eventually, You're like, yes, please, Okay, I'm elderly.

776
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 5: Filipino ladies lately have just been going after me hard.

777
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:16,479
Speaker 1: You those tiny hands, and they're so joyful in their

778
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: in their love making.

779
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,720
Speaker 6: I'm glad. I think it's what I've seen.

780
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 2: It's a lot of shame, that's what it is. Culturally.

781
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 5: I really thought you were complimenting my hands, your tiny hand,

782
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 5: they are very tiny.

783
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're a great lover. Well you wouldn't have

784
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 1: it's interested.

785
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 5: I hate fishing like that, but thank.

786
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,720
Speaker 1: You, Jake, You're welcome.

787
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 5: I think there's just pheromones around me. If you think

788
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 5: I'm like pig panic, except it's squiggly around me, are

789
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 5: just panty dropping, Sorry panty dropping. I'll get out up here, fell.

790
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,840
Speaker 6: I was just having a squall panic. You know.

791
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: My daughter has this speech thing that she's picked up

792
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: at school where she's telling you something and then she's

793
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: kind of finished telling it to you, but instead of

794
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 1: kind of doing a sentence where it finishes up, she

795
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 1: sort of fades off and then she goes, so, yeah, that's.

796
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 6: The end of the thing.

797
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 5: How old is she?

798
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:19,800
Speaker 6: She's eleven?

799
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, my nieces are eleven and they I think that's

800
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 5: an age thing. So yeah, like it ends with just

801
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:30,760
Speaker 5: its sarcastic. That's that's just how a story concludes.

802
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 4: My niece just starts laughing at her own story, so

803
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 4: she'll be like, they cat jumped up on the curtain

804
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 4: and I had to get her down, and.

805
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 2: She just kind of like laughs at you.

806
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: I think, what's an example of a comedian who doesn't I.

807
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 6: Like it? It's fun, this is fun.

808
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: So which comedian specials on Netflix are terrible?

809
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 5: I think that a lot. I've noticed that some comics

810
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 5: all have like a first Netflix special and then they

811
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 5: have a follow up one and it's just not as good.

812
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 5: That's uh, you know, that's it suppose make sense. But

813
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 5: I've I sat I watch a lot of them.

814
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 6: Do you. I've tried, and then I can't get through it.

815
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: I've tried to find out about people like, oh I

816
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: like this person, I've I've seen some of their tweets,

817
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: or I've heard someone else tell me how great they are,

818
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: and then I try and watch the the special when

819
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: I get halfway in, and it's just like I just like,

820
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: I like doing comedy shows, but I don't guess I

821
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 1: only like watching them if I'm at them right, me too,

822
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:38,439
Speaker 1: I don't.

823
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 4: I don't like watching comedy on TV, stand up comedy

824
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 4: on Timmy like that.

825
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,720
Speaker 5: With the Netflix specials, do they tell them, hey, don't

826
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 5: bother doing your material, keep it real loosey goosey act

827
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 5: like you know what, maybe you don't even want to

828
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 5: be there.

829
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: Well, and also the idea that it doesn't it's not

830
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: an hour anymore. Like when you used to do an

831
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 1: hour special on HBO, they would the longest it could

832
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: be would be fifty eight minutes, but they actually would

833
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 1: prefer if it was fifty three or fifty four minutes

834
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: because then they could put some promos in.

835
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,240
Speaker 6: But on Netflix it can be it's.

836
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: Like an hour and ten minutes, and it's like, this

837
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,720
Speaker 1: is longer than it should it doesn't.

838
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 6: There's parts of.

839
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: This that don't need to be in it. Some fat sometimes, yeah, yeah,

840
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: it could be dad's use. You could trim the fat,

841
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: or you could just cook it down.

842
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 5: You could render it, render that fat, make some soap

843
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 5: with some of your fat, baby, render that fat, welcome

844
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 5: back to render that fat.

845
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 6: Well you yeah, now you're asking me driving direction.

846
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: This is the thing is like you're pointing, wanting me

847
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: to give you some kind of instruction because you don't

848
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 1: want to talk about where we're going, but you want

849
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 1: me to be the person who does that, and I don't.

850
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want this all to

851
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 1: be about just directions. Okay, you're trying and worried that

852
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: people are Can people figure out where I live?

853
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 6: Oh?

854
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 5: No, They're not common concern.

855
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: But I don't think people want to stalk me. I mean,

856
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: I'm not trying. I'm not calling you out, stalker, who's

857
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,720
Speaker 1: listening right now? But I just I feel like people

858
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: have better things to do than stalk me. I'm past stalking.

859
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: Age really is what I feel. You know, I don't

860
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: think I'm old. I just feel like, if you're gonna

861
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 1: stalk somebody, it's gonna be a younger. It's gonna be

862
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: a younger person.

863
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, it's a kid's game. It's I mean, the

864
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 5: stalker can be any age, but you're usually you want

865
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 5: to stalk a younger person.

866
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, this is good, don't There's people in the crosswalk.

867
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 5: With tiny, tiny hands.

868
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at him, tiny mister plaid walking over mister plaid.

869
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 1: You could you could park around here and we could

870
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: sit and chat for a minute if you want.

871
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 5: Well, I had a bag of poop in his back pocket,

872
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 5: and I just wanted to point it out.

873
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,399
Speaker 1: I don't think there was a poop in the bag.

874
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,240
Speaker 1: I think that was a bag to pick up poop.

875
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,839
Speaker 1: I had a dog for a little while.

876
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 2: You wouldn't stick in your pocket.

877
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 5: Why was it bulging?

878
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: Then?

879
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 5: Can anyone explain what?

880
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 4: He's a rich man with a large wallet, okay, and.

881
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 2: Then walk right on the outside.

882
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: His lady friend had the dog, and then he's walking

883
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: behind her with a poop bag in his pocket and

884
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 1: talking on the phone. This is a part of modern life.

885
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 1: I mean, meanwhile, he's looking at those three people have

886
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: microphones and there's a towel in the Is that a

887
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: towel or a sheet?

888
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 5: Yeah? Why is he sitting on a sheet?

889
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 2: A religious sheet?

890
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 4: Modern life deal, that's how we do it.

891
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,760
Speaker 6: What if we all had a poop into bags?

892
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 5: I mean one day we're gonna I already picked out

893
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 5: my cath there's a website, Yeah, pick out just.

894
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: The way, easy, easy catheter.

895
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 5: A lot of people go reusable, but I think I'm

896
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 5: responsible enough to clean mind this. Sorry, yeah, I do

897
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 5: see those.

898
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 2: I see those commercials all the time.

899
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 4: It's a it is a new day where you have

900
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 4: to listen to catheter commercials.

901
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 1: I don't watch the TV that much anymore, but but

902
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 1: I was really surprised at how many catheter ads there were,

903
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 1: and that that's who must be watching TV.

904
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 4: It's like, and they're getting people who want to be

905
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 4: in a catheter commercial, which I just wouldn't want.

906
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: Once the money's on the table, I mean, you're not

907
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: telling your agent, hey, can you send me out for

908
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,280
Speaker 1: some cather ads. But let's say you get a phone

909
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:13,280
Speaker 1: call they go, well, it's a catheter.

910
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 2: Fifty thousand dollars some insane amount?

911
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 1: Is it?

912
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 5: Voiceover? No, it's your face and the catheter ad? What

913
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 5: do you say?

914
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: All right? Just act like you have a cath Lisa

915
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: Carna was in the catheter ads. Do you know Lisa.

916
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: She's a comedian from Florida and she's.

917
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 2: And she acted, she was acting lying that.

918
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, she was the cather lady who was talking.

919
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if she was acting about them or

920
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: talking about how they were. I can't remember. You'd have

921
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: to ask her.

922
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 5: Catheters are just for men's very through the openings, right,

923
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 5: not women?

924
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 2: Is there?

925
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 6: Women?

926
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 2: Women get them too.

927
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's either putting a tube in there to

928
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: get your wiz out. I think that's why. I think

929
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,240
Speaker 1: that's what's happening.

930
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 5: I mean, that's how a doctor would stay.

931
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 6: We'll put the wizz tu.

932
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 5: Ready, what are you doing the rest of the day,

933
00:40:55,760 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 5: We're gonna put I like to eat things.

934
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 6: People have said, it's a good quality. It's endearing. He

935
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 6: must really like us.

936
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 1: He keeps repeating everything we say.

937
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 5: In a sing song. A copy cat boy.

938
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 2: It's very eleven year old girl of you.

939
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 1: So any medical problems you guys want to talk about,

940
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: you have any medical issues?

941
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,919
Speaker 5: I have to get a new hip to get my hip.

942
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 6: Is that true or not?

943
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is true. It's been bothering me for a while.

944
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,439
Speaker 5: And then I went to a guy and he said, yeah,

945
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 5: you were right. Your hip does hurt because these X

946
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 5: rays show your bones are touching. But it's not that bad.

947
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 6: No, the technology of it is amazing.

948
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: Now.

949
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,959
Speaker 5: Yeah, the only concern I have is that they only

950
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 5: last ten years and then you gotta get another one.

951
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 1: I think they last longer than that, don't they ten years?

952
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 5: Ten to fifteen? Years, just like you know, a bo Jackson.

953
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: Somebody told me boob fake boobs have a life expectancy

954
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: of something like that. Like you get you get a

955
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: boob job, and then you got to go in in

956
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 1: ten years and get them rotated.

957
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like bigger, bigger, smaller. You just keep

958
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 2: going bigger until you die, until you suffocate.

959
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,959
Speaker 5: Think you just rotate them one eighty, flip them left

960
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 5: to right, and the.

961
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 4: Flat end is out for a little while, but then

962
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 4: it just naturally.

963
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 5: You always hear horror stories about someone catching a volleyball

964
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 5: or something in the fake boob it bursting and that

965
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 5: sends like a bubble to their brain and they're gone.

966
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, they just have them now, don't they. Yeah, remember

967
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 4: that some people get them carbonated so they're fuzzy.

968
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, bubbles all over them. Do you ever watch watched

969
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 2: that show Botched.

970
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 4: It's a it's a reality show about all the people

971
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 4: who get terrible plastic surgery that have to they have

972
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 4: to get it fixed by good doctors, and they had

973
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 4: those doctors.

974
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 2: There's some stories on there. When you watch it with

975
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 2: your friends, it's hilarious.

976
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 4: And then this is the lesson I learned watching it

977
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 4: alone is the saddest thing I've ever do.

978
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: You're watching some terrible thing that happened to some person,

979
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: and then that person is letting everybody see the terrible

980
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 1: thing that happened to them. I understand why we want

981
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: to watch it, but it's just I don't think that

982
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: these it's it shouldn't be. It shouldn't they shouldn't make that.

983
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 5: That's sad, but it is interesting.

984
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 2: It's fascinating, but it's awful.

985
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 6: What's the worst botch you've seen?

986
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 5: It wasn't artificialized, sir. This is a grape.

987
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 4: They charge you fourteen thousand dollars for this grape with

988
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 4: grape with an eye drawn.

989
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 2: On the front of it.

990
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: These people have the lowest imagination you come to dog

991
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: people that just come back the other way one strip.

992
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 5: At least he took that bag which is filled with

993
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 5: what is undeniably shit, out of his pocket and now

994
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 5: he's just holding it.

995
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, that's you don't put the bag once

996
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:45,760
Speaker 1: it's got pulling it in your pocket.

997
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 5: You just told yeah, either that or he's put on

998
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 5: ice cream.

999
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: What a catch he is that she gets to walk

1000
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: the dog while he talks on the phone.

1001
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:57,240
Speaker 5: He stands forty Yeah, keep us forty paces apart. Honey,

1002
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 5: I'm allergic to that dog.

1003
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: He's doing some retirement planning right now, That's what I

1004
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: but he's doing.

1005
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,399
Speaker 2: He's like transfer everything to the four oh one.

1006
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.

1007
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 1: You know he's gonna fake his own death tonight, fly

1008
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 1: to an island with his real girlfriend.

1009
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 6: Poor lady and her dog are gonna be broke.

1010
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 2: He bought that dog so that somebody would keep her company.

1011
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: It has the same name as him. It's weird that

1012
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 1: we're naming the dog your name. I know.

1013
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 5: Why is it every time you go to buy something

1014
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,479
Speaker 5: a sweater, you buy another smaller one for the dog.

1015
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 5: I just want him to.

1016
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 2: Dress like, don't worry about it.

1017
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 5: I guess that was a stratch.

1018
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: No. I think it's okay. I think it's okay. I

1019
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: like that. I think it's okay. Dogs don't like to

1020
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: dress up as much as people think they do.

1021
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 5: How about what do you have medically coming up?

1022
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 6: What do I have medically coming up?

1023
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:52,800
Speaker 1: Well, listen, I was worried that I had some issue

1024
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: with the my ass for a while, but I feel

1025
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: like it's it's all squared up now. I get a

1026
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: funny in my knee where it feels like it's it's

1027
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: it's gonna go outer, I'm gonna fall down, But then

1028
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: it goes away, so I'm waiting for it to get worse.

1029
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: I had a thing with the car one time where

1030
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: it was making this really weird noise, but I had

1031
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: to be going fast and I lived over by you know, Feverly,

1032
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: Beverly and Fairfax, and the mechanic couldn't get it to

1033
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: make the noise because he couldn't get up fast enough

1034
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 1: and he didn't couldn't be bothered to drive down to

1035
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: the freeway and drive it. So this thing was just

1036
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: bring it when it gets louder, bring it back. And

1037
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: I felt like it was that was bad advice. But

1038
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: then also I get it now as your body gets

1039
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: a little bit older, like your hip.

1040
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 6: You don't have to get it fixed. Now. You can

1041
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 6: wait till it gets unbearably painful, which.

1042
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 5: Will I could. Yes, yes, it's just in the past

1043
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 5: year it's been it's made me decide to do it.

1044
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 6: Have you tried fish oil?

1045
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 1: You know?

1046
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 6: You can lub it up from my from with I don't.

1047
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 5: I rubbed just about everything on that hip and fish

1048
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 5: oil I do take fish. I do. I do take

1049
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 5: a lot of anti inflammatory loop up your joint type things,

1050
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 5: but this, once the bones are touching.

1051
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, time to get a new hipp Yeah.

1052
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: Once your foot is swelling this inflammation. I didn't realize

1053
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 1: that we're all but are we really all inflamed? Or

1054
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: is this like gluten? We all had to quit eating

1055
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 1: gluten and now it's like no.

1056
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I experienced because I was rheumatoidal for a while.

1057
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 5: That's an arthritic thing. And I was getting shots of

1058
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:32,240
Speaker 5: cortison and pridmi zone. I'm scared, and I was walking

1059
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 5: like a little old man. And then I changed.

1060
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 1: I did.

1061
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 5: I quit eating bread and sugar and and dairy for

1062
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 5: like six months in the pain went away.

1063
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 6: Wow.

1064
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 5: And so just to troubleshoot and test it, I would

1065
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 5: end out of being weak.

1066
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: I would you can have half of chocolate milkshake.

1067
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, and my knuckles would hurt a couple days later.

1068
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 5: It was really easy to gauge. So I believe in it,

1069
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 5: and believe in anything.

1070
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 4: Well. I also don't think everybody has the inflammatory problem

1071
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 4: just but certain people do. And also just everything we

1072
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 4: have these days is.

1073
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 5: Terrible I'm just airing it out.

1074
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: Let's tar it out. Just do that.

1075
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 2: That's fine, Yeah, because there's a we're really yapping it up.

1076
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, a lot of hot talk right back.

1077
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,280
Speaker 2: Talk about inflammation.

1078
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 6: What's the biggest person you've ever had sex with?

1079
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 5: Come on, well, we said our recent unstabled guy out

1080
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 5: on the streets desks and people.

1081
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: Our stable guy. That's the morning radio show gimmick, right, Yeah,

1082
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: you gotta.

1083
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 5: Send out a stutter or a guy with a lazy

1084
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 5: eye to go make people feel uncomfortable.

1085
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: But he's got a certain skill, that guy, because he's

1086
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: willing to go up and talk to everybody, because a

1087
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: lot of people get shy in that situation. But he's like, no,

1088
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: I want to be famous and a part of the

1089
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 1: show enough that I'm going to overcome my shyness and

1090
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 1: come out of my cage.

1091
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 5: That is just ninety percent of everyone in radio, And

1092
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 5: I think I just probably pissed off a lot of people.

1093
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the people who are listening to us to

1094
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: a radio show in a car.

1095
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 6: That's the thing.

1096
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 5: They won't because they're they're hardcore terrestrial listeners.

1097
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 6: They're snooty man.

1098
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: I was I you know, I'll be honest with you

1099
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: when you were getting batteries. I was having a conversation

1100
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: with Karen and we were talking about a guy who

1101
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 1: was a radio guy, and he I kept telling him,

1102
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: you know, you should try doing a podcast because he

1103
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: has the skills for it.

1104
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 6: But he's just.

1105
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: Prejudiced against them. He doesn't even listen to them. What

1106
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: about what about Mark Maron talked to the President? You

1107
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: didn't listen to that?

1108
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, come on, yeah, yeah, that's the radio that

1109
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 5: they forced you to do. When you do capsity in Austin,

1110
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,720
Speaker 5: those guys you stick around for it and you're already

1111
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 5: there three hours, but they stick around for an additional

1112
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 5: hour and then they that's when they do their podcat cast.

1113
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 5: And that's when we had the most fun because it

1114
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 5: was no holds barred, you.

1115
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 1: Can say whatever you want.

1116
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's good.

1117
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 1: I think a lot of those guys that's their exit strategy.

1118
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 1: They're just waiting now to get fired from their radio

1119
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: job and just take it completely completely pody cast.

1120
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 5: That's that's what they should do. It's the new we're

1121
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 5: all in control of our own destinies.

1122
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that can be scary, Yeah, it is.

1123
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 1: Well, the fact that it doesn't pay anything. Is there's

1124
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 1: a little bit of a stumbling block.

1125
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 2: Well, if you get your squarespace going, it can pay.

1126
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 5: Oh, that reminds me.

1127
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 6: He's all, well, I can vouch for them.

1128
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a user, I'm a client, I'm a

1129
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,360
Speaker 1: whatever they do.

1130
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 6: I have a little store on there.

1131
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: They sell my DVDs on my website. They don't. They

1132
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: have a thing where a person clicks the thing and

1133
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,359
Speaker 1: then a friend of mine mails them to them.

1134
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 6: But they they made all that possible.

1135
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,240
Speaker 5: Did they provide that friend.

1136
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: No, I had to make that friend myself. But I'm

1137
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: can make friends. I can make friends. I'm making friends.

1138
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 1: If you think that's hard, try getting them to make

1139
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 1: stuff out.

1140
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 6: Man. That's where it really gets true.

1141
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 2: That's where the friendship gets tested.

1142
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: And the thing is I mail him to him and

1143
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: he emails him. I mean, I mail him a box

1144
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: with a bunch of them. When he runs out, I

1145
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta send him some more.

1146
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 5: That's terrific.

1147
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,240
Speaker 1: And then another thing you can do on square space

1148
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: is you can get a thing that people click. I

1149
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: think my website that people can click and just give

1150
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 1: me money. And somebody did it really it was like, hey,

1151
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 1: if you want to support the podcast, just one so

1152
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,280
Speaker 1: far it's only been up for a little while.

1153
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 5: But yeah, all you have to do is find some

1154
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 5: guy some yet again, he's going to be mentally unstable too,

1155
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,720
Speaker 5: but he lives on a boat and he's just got money.

1156
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: Because oh, we're all looking for the rich, dumb guy.

1157
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,280
Speaker 2: Matthe mcconnie.

1158
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:46,839
Speaker 5: Well, it looks like a guy that follows his fashion set.

1159
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 5: That was a kid kid. I just watched Magic Mic

1160
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 5: the other day and I gotta say, uh, I'm open

1161
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 5: and I'm secure with how did you get to watch it?

1162
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 5: I was very attracted. I find the men to be

1163
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:06,919
Speaker 5: attractive and I but not in my in my genitals, like.

1164
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,879
Speaker 1: Oh man, those guys are really good looking intellectually. If

1165
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 1: you were if you were into dudes, you it would

1166
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: be on.

1167
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 5: You'd want to go to the library like them them

1168
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 5: in order that I would kiss their faces.

1169
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 6: I sta had a gig in Vegas a few weeks ago.

1170
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 1: And when you get off the plane to get on

1171
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: the tram to go to the baggage claim, there's a

1172
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 1: big poster for the Thunder from down Under and also

1173
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 1: there's a Chippendale's also, you know they got the billboards

1174
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 1: right across from each other.

1175
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 5: But those guys aren't Australian.

1176
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Chippendales are not. There was only one Chippendale

1177
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,399
Speaker 1: guy and he was pretty fit. But when you see

1178
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: the three Australian or five or how many they are,

1179
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: and they all got their shirts, they look like the thing.

1180
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: The thing about the Thunder from down Under is the

1181
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: premise is it's not like Chippendale's. It's like these guys

1182
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: are in a tuxedo collar, but they're just doing a

1183
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: sexy dance The Thunder from down Under. Those guys look like.

1184
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: These guys are working on a farm. It's very hot,

1185
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: so they took their shirts off. Oh there's a story

1186
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 1: of the Yeah, it seems like that's what's going on.

1187
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: Look at these sexy Australian farmers that have come to

1188
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 1: America to do a show for US ladies and our

1189
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 1: bachelorette party.

1190
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:16,760
Speaker 5: I like that.

1191
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: Because that's the last time you're going to get to

1192
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 1: see abs again if you get married.

1193
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 2: Unless you make a gay friend.

1194
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 5: I wish that the Chip and Nails dancers, they actually

1195
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 5: sounded like the chipmunks, like and some guy came out

1196
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 5: and he's like Elven, stop dancing.

1197
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 2: I think that'd be too much er.

1198
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: I'd love to go on that meeting where you pitch

1199
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: that to a network. It's like the chip and Dale's.

1200
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 1: They all live in a house.

1201
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 5: All right, there's a human a man that I know.

1202
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 5: They're human also, but this man without a chipmunk voice.

1203
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: When they're not on stage, they get very small and

1204
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,320
Speaker 1: he can carry him around in a little box.

1205
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,720
Speaker 2: But they're still really really built.

1206
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, this is all happening on stage. Try

1207
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 5: not to interrupt. So we pick a casino.

1208
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 2: Let me think this through in your office.

1209
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: I have to.

1210
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 5: Invent a shrinking ray.

1211
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: No, No, we can do it. They don't really get small.

1212
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: What kind of dumb ass are we pitching to? No,

1213
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 1: this is a special effect, you moron. We carry the

1214
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,439
Speaker 1: tiny chippendales around in a box from g to gig.

1215
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 5: We found No, it's dirty kind of idea, But could

1216
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 5: you stop calling me shuts?

1217
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:32,359
Speaker 1: Do you know the difference between pornography and ryebald naughtiness?

1218
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 6: Because that's what we're going for.

1219
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:35,760
Speaker 2: That's the line we're going to skate.

1220
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 6: It's a knife edge that we're going to be on

1221
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 6: to lick with some topless.

1222
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 2: Men from Australia.

1223
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1224
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 5: That's the thing I never understood about that saying is

1225
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 5: most swords are double edged. I mean there's never.

1226
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: No, no, that's not that's that's wrong.

1227
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,760
Speaker 6: You're right, think about your your chefter.

1228
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 5: You're right, you're right. There's a katana sord that's got

1229
00:53:59,320 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 5: one edge.

1230
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: What couk two edge edges? It's like a knife. It's

1231
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,439
Speaker 1: like a machete type of a knife.

1232
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 5: I'm thinking of old timey Game of Throne type swords.

1233
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 6: A lot of them are double edged.

1234
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, you know that's coming up again.

1235
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: Dude, watch that Thrones. Yes, I forget how much I

1236
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: love it, and then it comes on again. But we

1237
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 1: just finished watching. Do you watch Vikings? O MG? Yes, yeah,

1238
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: you see it on Amazon Prime.

1239
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 6: Well, pony up.

1240
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: It doesn't cost that much and you get free two

1241
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: day shipping and goes.

1242
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:45,720
Speaker 2: Here and you feel Thrones.

1243
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 1: It's Spiking, except it's about Vikings, right, right, So they're

1244
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 1: just it's great. The guy who plays the head Viking,

1245
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: we see it unfloat fold in the first season, but

1246
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 1: he's pretty awesome. The haircuts in the first season. In

1247
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,839
Speaker 1: all the seasons, but the first seasons, they hairdoos and tattoos.

1248
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 1: It's pretty great.

1249
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 5: So is there a lot of man buns?

1250
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:08,399
Speaker 6: Yeah? I wouldn't call him man buns, but.

1251
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 5: Something that time. That times.

1252
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 4: First, do they ever fix their hair back so they

1253
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 4: can kill more efficiently?

1254
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1255
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:19,799
Speaker 1: Oh man, the battles are pretty gruesome. Yeah. I mean

1256
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 1: those guys were like their dream is like, well, maybe

1257
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 1: we'll get killed and that will be great because then

1258
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,760
Speaker 1: we can go to Valhalla. But if we don't get killed,

1259
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: we're bringing back some gold.

1260
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:31,240
Speaker 5: Oh wow.

1261
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna watch that.

1262
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,919
Speaker 1: Vikings is so good and you can watch I think

1263
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 1: now three seasons are available on the Amazon.

1264
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 4: I did going back to Game of Thrones, saw the

1265
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 4: billboard on Vine driving up Vine and it was just

1266
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 4: John snow and something and that's it just said like with.

1267
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 1: The date he ceased.

1268
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 2: I literally I know.

1269
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:56,720
Speaker 4: And I had like a full, like gaspy excitement moment.

1270
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,399
Speaker 5: Yeah. Why would they allude to him being alive again?

1271
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 1: What if all the dead characters have gone to some

1272
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: kind of limbo zone that they can be retrieved from.

1273
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:05,240
Speaker 2: He could be a walker.

1274
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:09,320
Speaker 5: Now that's what you keep forgetting. But that still is

1275
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:10,760
Speaker 5: wearing makeup and very handsome.

1276
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and maybe love can bring them back, maybe

1277
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,359
Speaker 4: bring us.

1278
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 5: Back to together.

1279
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 1: Love will keep us together.

1280
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 5: Well, knowing we have to spend twelve I forget clear that.

1281
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,280
Speaker 2: I don't think clear that needle drop.

1282
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: I think we didn't sing enough of it. And besides,

1283
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 1: on podcasts, as long as you're not advertising, you don't.

1284
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 6: Crap.

1285
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,919
Speaker 1: I don't even know why you're doing advertising. You're getting rich?

1286
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,040
Speaker 1: Are you guys rich? No? I mean because if you are,

1287
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 1: you should get a limp brush someday.

1288
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, face.

1289
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 6: The money's rolling in.

1290
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:00,320
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I got one of those tape roller things.

1291
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,919
Speaker 4: She good sponsored by card detailing business.

1292
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:05,840
Speaker 2: Get this thing taken care of.

1293
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: So I'm ready for Game of Thrones. But it takes

1294
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 1: so long for it to be Game of Thrones time again.

1295
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: So that's why I've got all these other shows that

1296
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 1: I've got relationships with, like Vikings, Peaky Blinders.

1297
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 6: Peaky Blinders, that haircuts, Peaky Blinders. It gets better. You

1298
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 6: got to stick with it and go through it.

1299
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:23,919
Speaker 2: I'll go back.

1300
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 1: And then I also recommend ripper streets enjoy skateboarding. No,

1301
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: it's about guys who just work their abs all day

1302
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: long to get ripped.

1303
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 2: Damn it and then they walk up the street.

1304
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 5: My script shred zone. Damn it.

1305
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: I thought that that was about frosted many weeks.

1306
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 4: It's all these people that work at the miniweeds factory

1307
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 4: and just it's an office comedy, or it's.

1308
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 6: It's a Haliburton thing.

1309
00:57:56,560 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: We got to tread these documents.

1310
00:57:58,920 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 2: Secret, secret secret.

1311
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 5: I like that.

1312
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: I like that riff.

1313
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 5: Well we I mean, you should go home to your family.

1314
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 1: I feel like we've are you saying, were you ready

1315
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: to tap out?

1316
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 6: No?

1317
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: No, it's no, this was good.

1318
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 6: I enjoyed it.

1319
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 1: But my wife is probably we got we got a

1320
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:16,479
Speaker 1: hand on tread zone.

1321
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 4: What we just did was park in a way that

1322
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 4: any other normal American would have We would have all

1323
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 4: been getting high the way we.

1324
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 2: Just parked this car and sat in it. But we didn't.

1325
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: We just we don't get, do we do? I don't get.

1326
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 1: I don't either get higher personal me either.

1327
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 5: One time, the one time I did when I was young,

1328
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 5: and it was really scary to me. We went to

1329
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 5: a park just like that and uh and and parked

1330
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 5: off in the corner where no one could find us,

1331
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 5: like the cops, And it was a bong. I was

1332
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 5: taking rips off this pong and I rolled down the

1333
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 5: window to blow a bunch of smoke out, and my

1334
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 5: dad and his wife parked right next to us, and

1335
00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 5: I literally, yeah, I love it.

1336
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 1: I'm going to start describing my parents as my dad

1337
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: and his wife, even though even though she is my mom,

1338
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: or maybe my mom and her husband, because that's kind

1339
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: of sometimes I feel a little bit like that guy. Yes,

1340
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 1: take a right down to that and take another pregnancy.

1341
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 5: That woman, Vyva is a sweet looking d Yeah, that

1342
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 5: was kind of you got that right.

1343
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 2: Did you blow pot smoke into your father's part, Yes.

1344
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 5: And it's pretty crest He just kind of smiled.

1345
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:33,919
Speaker 2: He knew.

1346
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 1: I don't think my dad would have known, well, I

1347
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 1: guess no, I don't think it would have known. I

1348
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 1: remember when I was in my early twenties having a

1349
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 1: conversation about somebody smoking pot that I knew, and then

1350
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 1: have having my mother or father saying like, have you

1351
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 1: ever smoked pot? Like in a way that was like

1352
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 1: have you ever been to the moon?

1353
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 6: Right right right? Like you've been?

1354
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 5: Oh my god, what? And we think we're about to

1355
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 5: get in trouble even though we're grown up, But it's

1356
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 5: also out of curiosity. I think because my dad has

1357
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 5: these headaches and they've been a problem because of the

1358
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,919
Speaker 5: ex which is the only option to get rid of him,

1359
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 5: and he just now in his life started smoking marijuana

1360
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 5: to help with that. So it's so funny. I was

1361
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 5: visiting and he ha's like all these different varieties and

1362
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 5: it helps him helps him sleep.

1363
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: I was just in the I was just in Minneapolis.

1364
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,439
Speaker 1: I think if you can remember back to a long

1365
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 1: time ago in this show, and I saw a friend

1366
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:33,959
Speaker 1: of mine who's got MS and he has got tried

1367
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 1: the medical marijuana. He's off all of his other prescription

1368
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 1: muscle relaxant stuff.

1369
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 6: So now we just need.

1370
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: To whip around and go back to my driveway because

1371
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 1: of my bag is so heavy you can't do go

1372
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: to the next where the next stop sign up, and

1373
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 1: then you can whip around at.

1374
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 5: That And just so you know, of case you want

1375
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:57,160
Speaker 5: to stock him, we're in the valley somewhere.

1376
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:04,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're in a van in the valley. Ho much.

1377
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 5: It's the jolly look.

1378
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 6: I think the valley's all right, it's right if you

1379
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 6: want to buy.

1380
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 5: You know where I went recently. That just blew my

1381
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 5: socks off. As Glendale beautiful. I'm serious. I was like,

1382
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 5: I'm going to live here if I ever become a

1383
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 5: regular up the hills. It was just the downtown area.

1384
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,919
Speaker 1: I went to, Oh, yeah, you can't go because there's

1385
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 1: a lady with a dog.

1386
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 2: She's very impatients.

1387
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 6: Real is this good as well?

1388
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 1: Go up to go up to the next driveway a

1389
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 1: little bit, and then you can. You can just whip

1390
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: in behind our car. Just not yet, but the next one,

1391
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 1: this one right here, right here, right here, behind the

1392
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:45,680
Speaker 1: white car.

1393
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:49,160
Speaker 6: It's very drunk or here or here right here is perfect.

1394
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is good. We're right on the street. No,

1395
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 1: right here, it's perfect. Pull up a little bit, and

1396
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 1: then I just wanted to how did I want to

1397
01:01:57,240 --> 01:02:00,120
Speaker 1: tell you? I want to no. I wanted to say,

1398
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 1: you know, Karen was going to do the benefit show

1399
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 1: for my daughter's school, but she came down with some

1400
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:10,360
Speaker 1: kind of I had fluish thing right, so she couldn't sing.

1401
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna invite her to do that this year.

1402
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,439
Speaker 1: And it's usually in the fall, and maybe you guys

1403
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: both wanted.

1404
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 2: To a year ago.

1405
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 1: Well it was in the fall, so this is still

1406
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 1: this this We're not even in the spring yet.

1407
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 6: It was it was. It was.

1408
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 5: I mean, just because I'm here right now, you don't

1409
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 5: have to invite me.

1410
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I want you to do it.

1411
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 5: No I'm saying I do not want to.

1412
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 1: Oh you don't want to.

1413
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 5: It's so hard. I'm making a face that would let

1414
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 5: you know.

1415
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 1: I can't see if this is the funny because of

1416
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: the way that we're ranged in the car in the back.

1417
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:43,720
Speaker 1: I've just been looking at the back of your heads

1418
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 1: this whole It's what if what if we were doing

1419
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 1: a show in a studio, But this is the way

1420
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 1: you insisted on us all sitting.

1421
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 2: Car.

1422
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:54,959
Speaker 5: It's just a power play.

1423
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like we try to stimulate being in a car.

1424
01:02:58,160 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 5: I would love to do that show. I'd love to

1425
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 5: raise money for your daughter.

1426
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,680
Speaker 6: Well, it's a fun it's a fun crowd.

1427
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1428
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 2: How did that go?

1429
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:07,840
Speaker 6: It went well. It was a fun night.

1430
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 5: And it's kids kids there.

1431
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it's all grown ups. No kids

1432
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 1: are allowed to come. They asked me, They said, oh,

1433
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 1: can we bring our kids? And I said no, and

1434
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 1: our kids are pretty grown up teenagers. And I said,

1435
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 1: it just makes it weird for the other people in

1436
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:23,920
Speaker 1: the room to see a comedian talking about something that

1437
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 1: maybe is fine for your kid to hear, but other

1438
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 1: people then go, is that okay that he just said

1439
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 1: blowjob in front of that child?

1440
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 6: You can't do that. And I know you guys want

1441
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 6: to do your blowjob stuff.

1442
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 5: So I have a full book of blowjob jokes.

1443
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: Uh. Catheter the catheter?

1444
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 4: Ohial, that's the kind of the seamless Uh from catheter

1445
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:46,720
Speaker 4: to blowjob?

1446
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:48,480
Speaker 6: Do you still do the finale where you pull out

1447
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:49,480
Speaker 6: the catheter at the end of.

1448
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 2: The show and and spray the front row.

1449
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:55,479
Speaker 1: It's not with real No, it's fake.

1450
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 2: It's champagne.

1451
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:02,440
Speaker 4: That's when the party's here.

1452
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 1: I first set it on New Year, but you should

1453
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:07,720
Speaker 1: help me wring it up so that it could we

1454
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:10,880
Speaker 1: could pour everyone in the room's glass from my cathter.

1455
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 6: You thought we were finished, we.

1456
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:20,160
Speaker 2: Fished, We were no way finished. You were just resting upout.

1457
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: You guys are awesome.

1458
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 5: And then where you're going somewhere? Is it Detroit?

1459
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 1: I'm going Detroit in a couple of a couple of

1460
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 1: weeks if you want to pick me up at the

1461
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 1: airport from.

1462
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 6: It's called the Comedy Castle.

1463
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:37,920
Speaker 1: Comedy. It's not actually in Detroit, it's in Royal Oak, Michigan,

1464
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 1: but if you live in Detroit, it's very close.

1465
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:40,960
Speaker 2: Is that a fun club?

1466
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 6: It was really fun. Last year was the first time

1467
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 6: I did it.

1468
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 1: And it's owned by this old old school comedy fan guy,

1469
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 1: so it's a great They take care of the audience.

1470
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 1: That the books cool acts.

1471
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:54,880
Speaker 6: It's really fun.

1472
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 1: And I went to the Motown Museum highly recommend, which

1473
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 1: is in the house. It's the house where they recorded

1474
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:03,919
Speaker 1: all that music that sounds.

1475
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 2: Oh I've heard about that?

1476
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 4: Is that the Is that the one where they show

1477
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 4: you how they they put the microphones up into the

1478
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 4: attic to get that sack.

1479
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:12,640
Speaker 6: Handclapping echo thing.

1480
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty great. It's a great tour that.

1481
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that sounds fun. If you live in the

1482
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 5: Detroit area. You should go see Jake Johansson because he

1483
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,760
Speaker 5: makes me laugh more than most people.

1484
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 6: Or my website jake this dot com.

1485
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 1: You can find out the other places I'm going, like Melbourne,

1486
01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:29,400
Speaker 1: Australia for the Comedy Festival.

1487
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:30,760
Speaker 6: Or you can click on a thing and just.

1488
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:33,800
Speaker 1: Give me money, yeah random. Or I've got a link

1489
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: to Amazon, so you can go to my website click

1490
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:39,280
Speaker 1: the Amazon link. Then when you buy things on Amazon.

1491
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 1: Two days, you get a little do.

1492
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:41,360
Speaker 6: You have that?

1493
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:42,920
Speaker 1: Do you have that yet? If you should get that,

1494
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:43,560
Speaker 1: it's easy.

1495
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:45,360
Speaker 6: You can set it up. It's easy to set up.

1496
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 4: You can say so sorry if I went on and

1497
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 4: just went and bought a book, but through your website,

1498
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:50,760
Speaker 4: then you get a little.

1499
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: Kickback because you click the link on my site to

1500
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 1: go to Amazon. Then Amazon says, oh, we're giving Jake

1501
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,600
Speaker 1: a kickback for that. It's called it's affiliates programming. It's wow,

1502
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,560
Speaker 1: but it says it doesn't cost the people were buying

1503
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: anything anything extra. It just is you're helping to advertise Amazon.

1504
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 1: I guess it's their thing.

1505
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:09,560
Speaker 2: That's nice.

1506
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,440
Speaker 5: Wow, and so such a cool world.

1507
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: It's cool.

1508
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like it. I like the people go on

1509
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 5: walks while they look at their individual phones. It's better

1510
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:22,240
Speaker 5: than having some mundane conversation, forced conversations.

1511
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 2: Better than having your boyfriend walk behind.

1512
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:24,919
Speaker 4: You with a bag with a pocket full of shit

1513
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 4: planning is death to leave you because he hates your

1514
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 4: deut so much.

1515
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:31,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, that's possibility.

1516
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:35,000
Speaker 1: Which one of them? It's not the one hundred percent true,

1517
01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:37,919
Speaker 1: she could be the one who's leaving, just like, yeah,

1518
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:39,120
Speaker 1: I'm out walking the dog.

1519
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:41,000
Speaker 5: When did she get off the hook tonight?

1520
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 1: We're faking her death.

1521
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:44,400
Speaker 6: He's in on it, whispering to the dog.

1522
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 4: I'm just going to give you enough hamburger to knock

1523
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 4: you out, and that way.

1524
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,040
Speaker 1: You won't have to testify.

1525
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 5: Your little neighbor looks like he's quick to anger. Anyone

1526
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:57,800
Speaker 5: who walks with their hands and fists, you know it's

1527
01:06:57,880 --> 01:06:58,880
Speaker 5: just ready to fly off.

1528
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:00,560
Speaker 6: Then with your hands.

1529
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:02,680
Speaker 5: No, no, I'm a carefree guy.

1530
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 2: You're more blade hands. Like Tom Cruise running.

1531
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,640
Speaker 5: Yes, they walk like Tom Cruise running.

1532
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:09,840
Speaker 6: He runs in a way.

1533
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,479
Speaker 1: He runs in a way that no one runs that way,

1534
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:14,520
Speaker 1: and it makes you think, like, do I not know

1535
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:17,040
Speaker 1: how to run? That's how good of an actor. Tom

1536
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 1: Cruise is, like, I've never seen anyone do that. I

1537
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:19,919
Speaker 1: must be doing everything wrong.

1538
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:21,480
Speaker 6: We all must be doing him wrong.

1539
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alon Hubbard told him how to run. Yeah he

1540
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:25,560
Speaker 1: did it.

1541
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:26,880
Speaker 5: God I admire him.

1542
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:27,959
Speaker 2: God damn, he's good.

1543
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:30,040
Speaker 1: He's great. He is great.

1544
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:32,000
Speaker 5: Thanks for being on.

1545
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,480
Speaker 2: Do you need a ride, Yeah, we love it when

1546
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 2: we pick you up.

1547
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,640
Speaker 5: And if you're in Detroit, go see him. I'm going

1548
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:39,000
Speaker 5: to be in town for a while. I have nothing

1549
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:41,680
Speaker 5: to plug. Watch almost genius on True TV.

1550
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:44,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, your TV show almost genius.

1551
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:45,760
Speaker 5: It's a show that.

1552
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,240
Speaker 1: Host can you can you can? I watch it on

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Speaker 1: Amazon Prime.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:52,160
Speaker 2: I think just True TV.

1556
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:56,960
Speaker 1: I want to watch it. My dv R thing turns

1557
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 1: itself off, so I can't program it to record things

1558
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:03,120
Speaker 1: and count on it. And I need to call customer service.

1559
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 1: But it's in my wife's name, so she has to

1560
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:05,920
Speaker 1: call customer services.

1561
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 5: Now you have to talk to her about talking to someone,

1562
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:09,040
Speaker 5: and she.

1563
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:10,480
Speaker 6: Doesn't want to call customer service.

1564
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:11,400
Speaker 2: No one does.

1565
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 1: I know.

1566
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:14,120
Speaker 6: This is why.

1567
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:18,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, fake your death, don't actually kill yourself actually killing yourself.

1568
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Speaker 2: Render after you fix that, start over in Santa Barbara.

1569
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 5: That sounds great.

1570
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:26,280
Speaker 1: That's not far enough away. I don't think it's not.

1571
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:28,639
Speaker 1: I don't think so people will find you.

1572
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 6: I don't.

1573
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:33,800
Speaker 1: I mean, don't blame me if it goes along.

1574
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:40,040
Speaker 5: You'll see Karen.

1575
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:45,960
Speaker 2: Closing arguments, what are you doing? Not much? I'm waiting

1576
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,439
Speaker 2: to hear about a job starting.

1577
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Speaker 4: So I'm truly in a very frightening, excited middle ground.

1578
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Speaker 5: I bet I'm we'll see. I know a little bit

1579
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 5: about it can divulged too much right now, because that's

1580
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:00,439
Speaker 5: a Omen.

1581
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:06,479
Speaker 1: It sounds exciting, so to the Omen, this time they

1582
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:07,160
Speaker 1: already made one.

1583
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:08,960
Speaker 2: The parents are filled with the devil.

1584
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:12,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, twister roofs, grown ups up the corn.

1585
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:17,439
Speaker 1: It takes place on earth, but everyone is possessed by

1586
01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:19,200
Speaker 1: the devil except for one person.

1587
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Speaker 5: You mean, like thirty five other movies. Sorry I didn't listen.

1588
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Speaker 2: Oh okay, guys, he's done it.

1589
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Speaker 5: Stick a fork in it.

1590
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:33,960
Speaker 1: It's hard to finish this thing. I mean, once you've

1591
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,320
Speaker 1: got batteries. It's who wants to stop talking?

1592
01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 2: This should be a four hour podcast.

1593
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:42,280
Speaker 5: I've been okay, we'll talk about Thanks for listening to

1594
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Speaker 6: Here are out?

1596
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Speaker 1: I leave?

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Speaker 5: You want to way back?

1598
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Speaker 1: You?

1599
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Speaker 6: Do you want to me?

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Speaker 3: There doesn't matter how much that did you claim? Give

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Speaker 3: us time and a turn and al and gay. We

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Speaker 3: want to send you off inside. Do you want to

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Speaker 3: welcome you back home?

1604
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Speaker 4: Tell us all about every scared he was?

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Speaker 1: It?

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1609
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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need

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Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris