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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frames on the twenties. Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hi, is this Chelsea? Yes, hey Chelsea, sorry to bug

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Speaker 2: you on your cell phone. My name is Pete Eakins

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Speaker 2: and I'm calling from Corporate HR and I needed to

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Speaker 2: have a conversation with you about some very important issues

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Speaker 2: that we have come to our attention. So do you

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Speaker 2: have a few moments?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, yeah. What is this about?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's always tough to have these kind

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Speaker 2: of conversations, you know, and when employees are offended and

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Speaker 2: somebody has done something clearly inappropriate in the workplace, you know,

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Speaker 2: So it's it's always hold on one second. I just

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Speaker 2: got to get a drink of something real quick, thirsty? Yes, yeah, sure,

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Speaker 2: Oh oh that's good. Not a little root beer can't fix.

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Speaker 2: What's your favorite soda.

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Speaker 1: By the way, probably Dyet Coke.

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Speaker 2: Oh great, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Did you say that somebody was offended with something that

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Speaker 1: I did?

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's about the pumpkin that you carve for our

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Speaker 2: Halloween pumpkin carving contest in the office.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, I didn't think. I didn't even put me

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Speaker 1: on the contest. I hear. You know.

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Speaker 2: I'm not in the same office as you. But I

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Speaker 2: hear you won the contest, which is great, except the

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Speaker 2: images on the pumpkin, I guess, are very how do

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Speaker 2: I say this adult themed? It looks like you drew

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Speaker 2: oh pictures of thingies on them. So that's why I

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Speaker 2: can think to describe it right now without getting into detail.

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Speaker 1: No, I I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It was

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Speaker 1: just like a forest then, like there was just like

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Speaker 1: trees and and like mushrooms and stuff like that. It

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Speaker 1: wasn't there was nothing inappropriate or or anything like that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well I've gotten quite a few complaints, so you're

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Speaker 2: saying those are not phallic. Okay, all right, Well that

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Speaker 2: clears it up. Then I just need to make sure

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Speaker 2: because you know, obviously would frown on that if somebody

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Speaker 2: was doing that, right, I would.

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Speaker 1: I would never do that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, Chelsea, do you have a moment? Can I

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Speaker 2: get a recorded statement from you just to put in

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Speaker 2: the file so we can put this baby arrest. Yeah sure, great,

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Speaker 2: I'll just just repeat after me and we'll be good

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Speaker 2: to go. My name is Chelsea.

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Speaker 1: My name is Chelsea, and.

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Speaker 2: I do and then insert your job title.

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Speaker 1: And I do public relations.

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Speaker 2: What I'm about to say is true and factual.

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Speaker 1: What I'm about to say is true and factual.

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Speaker 2: I carved mushrooms in my pumpkin at our Halloween pumpkin

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Speaker 2: carving contest.

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Speaker 1: I carved mushrooms in my pumpkins our folloween sumpking parting contest.

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Speaker 2: And I apologize if it looked inappropriate, and.

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Speaker 1: I apologize if it looks inappropriate.

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Speaker 2: I don't ever want to offend anyone.

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Speaker 1: I don't ever want to offend anyone.

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, I got a question about the mushroom thingy.

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Speaker 2: Are you doing that kind of stuff at work?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Well, just because I'm pretty sure I heard you just

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Speaker 2: submit to doing illegal substances well at the office, which

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Speaker 2: is frowned upon, which would make sense why you carved

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Speaker 2: it into your pumpkin.

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Speaker 1: You know, I literally just said I did not.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, I was recording that and that's

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Speaker 2: not what I heard. Let me just play this back

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Speaker 2: for you to see if this is your voice, and

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Speaker 2: if this is what you said.

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Speaker 1: My name is Chelsea. What I'm about to say is

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Speaker 1: true and factual. I do mushrooms as hope. I don't

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Speaker 1: apologize of inappropriate. What the I did not say that.

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Speaker 1: You just edited that to make it sound like I

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Speaker 1: surely did not say that.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like your voice right there, and I you know,

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Speaker 2: I was shocked when you said it.

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Speaker 1: Actually I didn't say that those were my yes, my voice.

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Speaker 1: You put it together in a weird way, but I

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Speaker 1: did not say that.

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Speaker 2: I think it's kind of odd that you would just

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Speaker 2: admit that out of the gate to me. Clearly a

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Speaker 2: problem with substance, ABU said to you at the officer

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Speaker 2: right Just let me make sure this is your voice again.

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Speaker 1: My name is Chelsea. What I'm about to say is

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Speaker 1: true and factual. I do mushrooms and hope I don't

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Speaker 1: apologize if inappropriate. You gotta be, You're gonna get fired.

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Speaker 2: And well then I'll just let you know. It's a

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Speaker 2: prank phone call. And this is actually Jubil from the

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Speaker 2: Jebel Show doing a phone rank on you and your

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Speaker 2: coworker Kindred set you up. No, it's a joke. She

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Speaker 2: said that you won the pumpkin carbon contests don't work

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Speaker 2: and wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: It was so weird. Oh my god, wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with Jubile phone praise