WEBVTT - #508 Nikki's Table, Plastic Surgery & A Private Jet Ride!? 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:12.920 Nikki Glaser Podcasts. Hello here, I am welcome to the show. 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:16.480 It's Niki Glazer podcast. We are recreating the magic of 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:20.640 yesterday's episode with the same crew, different day, next day, 0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:21.960 different studio. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:23.919 Different place. It's like a sequel. They like it so 0:00:24.000 --> 0:00:26.599 much they bought the sequel. They have to update the 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:28.880 background around people. Wuldn't realize there was a different. 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:31.040 Rush Hour where rush Hour the first one's in la 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:32.000 and then they go to China. 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:35.640 Then they go to China. Oh yeah, all these uh 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:37.440 heck octagons. 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:39.960 Yeah, well we've been here before. Yesterday. Noah was saying 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:41.720 the podcast was so good. She was saying that on 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:44.000 the Girls Chat today, and I was like, was it 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:46.000 because we were like on top of each other? Was 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:47.960 that like does that add an energy to it? Or 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:50.239 was it just like, you know, sometimes we have good 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:52.519 podcasts here too. It's not I don't know if it's 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:54.480 the space I'm trying to like what makes well? 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:57.480 Without a doubt, being in person is five times better 0:00:57.520 --> 0:00:59.960 than being on zoo, Yes, because you can just talk, 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:02.520 you know, You're like creamer at a restaurant. 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:04.160 Yeah, it's so true. 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:06.080 I mean we were on fire yesterday and I feel 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:07.040 like we're on fire today. 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:08.520 Yeah, I'm feeling the energy. 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:10.800 During the pre show, somebody came in and like, should 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:13.319 we start recording? This is some good. 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:21.039 Podcast where we were talking about what just at the table. 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:22.800 It's a table that we're at. We could set it. 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:23.400 It's unusual. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:26.360 Brian Frangie, Sean O'Connor, Andrew Colin. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:30.679 Yes, all here, can't buy a table like this at Ikea. Yeah, 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:32.160 you can no look at it. 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:33.800 There's wait, I think you could. 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:34.840 Thought it was only too late. 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:35.319 I like it. 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:37.880 I mean I like Ikea. I'm complimenting it by saying 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:39.000 that absolutely. 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:41.280 I'm saying literally, you can't like this is not for 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:42.120 sale at Ikea. 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.479 Okay know that On. 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:47.480 The IKEEA app. 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:52.240 Yeah, Andrew was just saying, well, I was just how 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:53.040 did we get into. 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:56.720 Something circling each other as problemeric Yeah it wasn't good. 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.640 But Andrew asked what, like what he should get done? 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:02.080 And I was just saying that chin implants. I just 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:05.200 read a thing. I guess it was in New York 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:08.080 magazine or I forget where, but they did a report 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:10.520 about how chin implants are the new cosmetic surgery that 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:16.359 every man is getting. Yeah. Yeah, but it's not there anymore. 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:17.880 It's gone. 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:22.200 So but it was, uh, well, it was interesting to 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:25.000 me because it seems affordable to me. It was twelve 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:27.360 thousand dollars, and for what I can tell, it really 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:30.000 does change the shape of your face in a way 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:32.400 that I haven't seen male plastic surgery in a subtle 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.440 way that like, I know all the girl tricks to 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:35.880 make it look like you haven't had work done, and 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:37.800 people just go, wow, you look a lot prettier, and 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:40.440 you know, I'm not doing all of them, but I'm 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:42.840 aware of when they happen, when they're subtle and you 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.200 can't really tell someone's had plastic surgery. And I think 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:47.120 the chin implant for guys is that subtle thing. 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:50.440 I'm hotter, but we don't know why, like a thicker chin. 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:53.600 I think they just like add I don't know, but 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:55.919 it's like around twelve thousand dollars, and I don't think 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:59.399 it's like a really intense like recovery. I'm not advocating 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:02.359 for it because you don't. No one really needs one, 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:05.840 but to me, it was like, oh, I would make 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:06.600 I would probably do that. 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:07.920 Well, if you're a man and you feel like you 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:10.440 need a chin, implant if the next step is just 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.400 to grow a beard because that covers up anything. 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:16.160 No, but like the beard, everyone knows the beard. The 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:19.120 beard is actually is like a twenties trick. I do 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:21.000 think a chin implant is. 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:22.080 A twenties trick. 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:25.160 It is like I like, I listen, I'm always like 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.720 kind of unshaven, but like it is a trick to 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:29.960 like distract. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:30.919 It's like a comb over. 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:32.960 Yeah, but if you get this chin, you go in 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:36.480 and you go give me the leno. You're coming out. 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:37.800 You're so confident. 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:38.800 I think you want the rife. 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:43.320 Yeah, yeah, I want Yeah, you definitely don't want the leno. 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:47.680 But like I bet it's like six thousand dollars less the. 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.360 Thing, and it comes with a denim ensemble. 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:53.240 That's what they put on you for the surgery. 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:57.320 The thing is, I don't think the only reason this 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.520 is like happening right now is because there's a trend 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:02.960 in men needing structured faces. Like I was reading this 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:04.520 article and it was like, that's what's in right now 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:06.640 is not like these doe like kind of like more 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:09.160 dadbod like. But the thing is, you might not want 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:10.560 to get it because it might not be in that 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:14.160 this is all because of right now, handsome squid word 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:15.440 is like the vibe. 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:17.600 Right, But then your face is so structured and everything, 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:21.120 and like your body is like fucking droopy. 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:22.960 What are you gonna do? It doesn't add up? So 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:24.640 then what do you? Then you have to work out? 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:27.560 I mean this is this is you should not do 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:30.840 this if you're not someone who cares about the entire package. 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.640 Oh I care, That's what I'm saying this. You're eligible 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:36.479 for this. I feel like like you you have focused 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.920 on working like you want to be seen as hot. 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:41.560 I believe I think, yes, yeah, you. 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:43.920 Could taste it and you felt it before I. 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:45.840 Have as a young man, I taste You're a good. 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:47.440 Looking guy, like there's no question about it. But I'm 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:49.599 just saying, like, I think you're a good candidate because 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:51.560 this is will it will make you do that face 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:53.000 in the mirror that I've seen you do so many 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:55.680 times that you got caught doing when I was on 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:58.000 set my mom, and you should have been on set too, 0:04:58.040 --> 0:04:59.960 but you were in my dressing room using my mirror 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:01.039 to take your shirt off. 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:03.920 I thought it didn't want to work down. 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:06.080 Writing for me on f Way Island and you were 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:08.479 supposed to be on sets giving in my ear. 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:11.160 You didn't have to know. 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:14.680 My ring light, and you wouldn't have never been You 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:17.880 would have never been caught if later on a PA 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:19.320 that hadn't come up to me to give me a 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:21.200 water bottle. And it was the PA who caught you 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.440 in there, and you got embarrassed because you thought the 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:25.560 PA was gonna tell me, which he was not, So 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:28.400 you just outed yourself and go. He saw me naked, 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:29.880 he saw me with my shirt off. 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:30.840 I was posing in. 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:34.560 You just you completely just like broke down and told 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:36.159 me all the truth. It was so funny. 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:41.479 I was kidding, man, I was actually really good jokes. 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:43.240 Now seeing that guy, knowing that guy that likes to 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:46.680 save Nikki. It's not fair. You always get to look 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:47.800 in the mirror. I don't get to look in the 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:50.040 mirror at all because you're a writer. Y. 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:53.480 Yeah, it seems like this has been on your mind. No, 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:55.560 I actually I know, I know, I know. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:57.960 It was funny. 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:00.600 I was just I was a good mirror. It was 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:02.360 a good you find a good mirror you ruin your 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:03.160 whole career. 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:05.000 Yeah you know what I mean. 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:08.080 Yeah, you're defensive like but Nikki, you get to be 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:10.080 in the mirror all day long. And I'm like, I 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:13.240 don't even like it, but you and and why would 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:15.200 you get to It's not like I'm hogging it. This 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:17.800 is unprecedented that a writer should be supplied a ring 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:18.719 light in a mirror. 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:23.080 Well, she has to appear on camera. I was next 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:26.960 to camera. Talk about me being on cameras. 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:30.520 Oh my god, yeah, yeah, we we Like you dressed 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:33.840 up like a guy who is way past the submission 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:35.640 age to be on f Way Island, and you were 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:37.919 like he took a gold chain from one of the guys, 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:41.040 and like had a button down shirt that you bought 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:43.920 and and unbuttoned it a lot. And then you walked 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:46.159 around with your gray chest hair coming out and pretended 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:47.159 to be a guy named Ragou. 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:51.640 But the saddest part is, like I I wanted. 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:54.560 I mean, it's hard not to get swept up in 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:56.400 the rings. This is so cool. 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:58.280 Oh my god, you were there, you witnessed it. 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:00.479 It is like fist bumped, I mean, and I felt 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:01.279 I was in love. 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:04.920 Yeah, it really it's intoxic. You want their approval desperately, Yes, 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:06.919 how do you not listen? 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:10.400 Being young and hot is like the greatest it's the 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:13.480 greatest currency we have in America. 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:14.200 Really. 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:18.160 Oh yeah, it's like forty bitcoins. It's like it is. 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:21.080 It absolutely is, and you should really capitalize on it 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:23.320 if you can, if you if you want to. I 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:25.840 don't forgrudge anyone just being like a hot specimen. 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:28.040 But what's the name of the man from the Claw, 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:29.280 the Iron Claw? 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:34.880 Oh, Jeremy Allen White, No, Zachffron, Yeah, why can't remember? 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:37.040 It is the least movie I would ever think. 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:40.200 He's the guy from the Nerd Hottest in that movie, 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:42.080 Harris Dickinson I think is hot. 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:46.200 Yeah, he's the guy from Baby Girl. Yeah, Oh that guy, 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:49.720 that twitchy way. He acts like someone did an impression 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:51.440 of him, and I was turned on by the impression. 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:53.400 Do you remember did you see someone doing. 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:55.560 I did see somebody in appress. 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:57.960 I didn't realize I was attracted to the Harris guy 0:07:58.040 --> 0:07:59.920 from the movie until I saw the impression. I was like, 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.040 I got like kind of lit up from it because 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.440 it was just baby good. 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:05.040 You saw. 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:11.200 The he's the male model and so he has he 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:14.800 sucked up his chin falling on a kitchen table. They say, yes, 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:16.960 he didn't get an implant. 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:18.720 There, No, that looks like there was like there's like 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:23.840 some metal in his like jaw, like kind of like Kanye. Yeah, yeah, 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:25.080 Kanye seems to have that too. 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:29.280 But he got a car. He didn't wear a safe belt. 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:33.400 He didn't safe belt. Yeah, and that's why he got 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:35.600 his jaw wired ship and then that's why his jaws 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:36.080 a little bit. 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:38.760 I just want to say every a lot of your 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:41.920 listeners think I'm gay and me being like, he's not 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:45.040 even in the top three on it's not really good. 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:47.960 You're not gay, but you do have strong opinions. 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:52.679 A lot of about mail looks usually. 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:58.160 Okay, Okay, I want everyone to blindly like lock in 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:03.000 a number. No, so Ryan Reynolds one to ten of 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:05.240 hotness and you have to blindly lock in a number. 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:06.679 Now you're all gonna stay at the same time. And 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:11.040 I saw TikTok about like something that that reveals about you. Okay, 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:15.920 so one to ten Ryan Reynolds, are you ready? Yeah, three, two, one, 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:21.000 n eight you said eight Andrew nine nine. You guys 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:25.760 are all straight. This woman took a poll of like 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:29.960 forty guys of like a really you know, half queer 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:33.800 men and half straight men, and she found that on average, 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:38.560 queer people, queer men rate Ryan Reynolds like a six 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:41.920 point five, like to like seven and six is and 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:44.480 any straight guy it's always eight and above. 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:47.720 Hell yeah, this has. 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:49.520 Proved them really straight. I was going to give him 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:51.760 a nine, but then I was like comparing him to 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:53.640 Hugh Jackman, who was like, that's a ten. So I'm 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:55.679 not gonna make to you to Hugh Jackman's a ten. 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:58.319 Hughes hotter than Ryan, Right, Hugh. 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:01.120 Was hotter than I. Like, you know, he's got what hair? 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:03.199 What to say? If I says. 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:09.680 Everyone has a type, I think I know some people 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:12.679 who ross would be their ten. I love when gay 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:16.880 guys have like very specific type that it's just it's 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:20.000 that's why they have so many names for different kinds 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.880 of body types, like they will really I don't. 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:29.600 Know any bear, twink bear, bear, wink bear, otters are 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:30.360 not just these. 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:31.240 Are not just things. 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:36.199 Ways to describe. 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:37.600 Different They congrats to r f K by the way, 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:39.240 for a denomination pushed through. 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:41.360 Oh really does that just happen? Well? 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:42.480 Yeah, he's almost there. 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:44.800 Okay, Well someone called oh my god, I where did 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:48.240 I see? They called the Daily Show? Some not enough 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:49.800 people are watching the Daily show, Like, every time I 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:51.280 see a clip, I'm like, this is some of the best. 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:53.400 Writers with John Stewart, only with any with any of 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:53.720 the like. 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:56.760 When they do the segments with all the you know, 0:10:56.920 --> 0:11:00.000 guest hosts coming in and everyone. But they called him 0:11:01.320 --> 0:11:08.120 a leather bag of coughs. And I really love that 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:09.280 because it's just so simple. 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:14.000 But you haven't more people watch the John Stewart monologues 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.000 on YouTube than they do on the TV show. Every 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:19.240 monologue he releases on YouTube gets that makes circa three 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:20.080 million to four mint. 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:22.480 Yeah, no one's watching TV shows when they air on TV. 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:24.440 No, it's over. Those days are over and they're never 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.760 coming back. It's going to turn into uh. I think 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:28.960 it'll return to like a cable like system, but it'll 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:31.040 be streaming still. But it is sad to think, like 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:33.719 the days of turning on your television and then just 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:36.040 something being on and then like I do it at hotels? 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:37.080 Is that nice? 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:39.080 I just put it on, even though it could let 0:11:39.160 --> 0:11:40.000 me connect to Netflix. 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:40.199 I go. 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:43.679 I don't feel like like connecting and doing scanning the qrver. No, 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:45.800 I'm just gonna watch Beat Bobby play because that is 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:48.280 on and that is trusty and I know where I 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:49.839 am in the show when I turn it on. 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:53.480 Beat Bobby Play and diner, drives and dives are all 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:54.400 I watch at hotel. 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:56.520 Do you watch me, Bobby Flay? I don't do diners 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:57.320 and drivings and drives. 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:02.360 I do I of diners, driver, drive ins and dies. 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:05.120 And I love Bobby Flay. I love the Food Network. 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:06.960 I think the Food Network is the best chat. 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:07.920 I'll have their own stream. 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:10.640 Bobby Play is a perfect TV show because you like 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:15.040 it just is you. They they two chefs make something 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:18.560 and they they get no mystery and greeting like Iron 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:22.120 Chef style, and then they then one of them wins 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:24.600 based on the judges eating and I did the show 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:27.880 and then that that chef who wins is like the 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:30.520 thing that I do best. The thing I'm most famous 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:33.599 for is my empanadus, my grandmother's passed down tradition, and 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:35.480 they're like and Bobby just has to find out what 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:37.719 they do. He is no blindly has no idea what 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:39.280 he has to cook, and then he goes head to 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:41.480 head with someone with their best dish. The thing I'm 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:44.560 known for that they started a restaurant in their town. 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:48.040 That's the Hitch restaurant and then he wins half the time. 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:50.080 You if you lose, that is so. 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:54.439 So upsetting, It's so crazy. I love it so much 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:57.800 because it's like the most competitive you could possibly be. 0:12:58.160 --> 0:13:00.480 Is like really he's like take you know, like an 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:04.400 Italian guy doing his like grandmother's like spaghetti sauce and 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:08.079 he beats them. Yeah, and like you must feel incredible. 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:10.000 That's like more competitive than Jordan. 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:12.360 But does this show you that cooking might not be 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:13.880 as hard as we think it is. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:16.079 No? I think that that that's just someone who is 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:16.720 like an expert. 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:20.439 Yeah everything, he's just Yeah, it's blind taste. 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:22.120 Find taste testing by and they don't do the same 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.760 thing ben they bring in like food. 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:26.839 C Maybe it is like random. Maybe it's like a 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:29.319 coin flip. And that's why it's fifty to fifty because 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:31.640 it's like half the time he wins half. If he 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:35.040 won nine out of ten times, then I'd be like, oh, wow, 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:35.800 he's the best dress. 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:38.199 No, it's the precision though, because they're not just basing 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:40.600 it on taste, they're basing it on presentation. They're basing 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:43.920 it like like usage of the ingredients and all that 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:44.520 that good. 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:46.120 I believe that. 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:49.800 And he's done this show like fifty seasons and there's 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:52.920 like thirty episodes of season, so he's done this kind 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:55.000 of competition style like he's primed to. 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.640 He actually has an advantage because it's almost like home 0:13:57.679 --> 0:14:00.280 field advantage because he's cooking in the kitchen. He cooked 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:01.880 in forty times that week. 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:05.400 Yes, and that's why they throw in like the celebrities 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:07.360 to like fuck him up and like you know, just 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:10.480 mess with him and kind of like rasm like that. 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.839 They come over, like they come over and they or 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:15.320 they'll be like shouting at him, but they're not doing 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:16.840 that to the person who does it, like shot. 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:19.000 But it's all done when like everyone loves Bobby, so 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:20.520 it's all done kind of like do we have Like 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:21.840 when they were like you got to fuck him up 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:23.720 and like that. I don't really want to like interrupt 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:25.800 what he's doing. That seems distracting, so I just like 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:29.280 said a couple jokes and stuff, But how happened? They 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:31.480 just like you know, it's segmented out. They really cook 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:33.760 in real time, which I thought was cool. It's like 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:36.480 they you are waiting there as they make the food 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:39.360 and then they're like okay, Nikki, go go see what's 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:40.600 going on over there, and then you just go over 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:42.080 and you're like supposed to fuck with Bobby and then 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:44.400 support the other person because you were supposed to be 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:46.680 rooting against him. It's like ever, we're trying to beat 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:48.600 him and we're like mad when he wins. But I 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:50.200 was like, no, I kind of want him to win. 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:50.760 I think it's. 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:55.280 It really is. It's like rewarding excellence. 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:56.760 I mean that's why people want to see. 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:00.280 Is there a dish you guys can cook that you think? No, 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:04.520 what could I beat by? 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:08.160 That's like asking me about geography. 0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:11.320 Yeah, I can't cook. I've never You've never made eggs. 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:16.320 I've made a grilled cheese. Like, really, you've made eggs. 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:19.000 Yeah, I've made eggs, poorly made eggs. 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:21.840 But like, what if you if you had to go 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:24.640 on the show and it's off against Bobby play what dish? 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:26.440 Don't make me do that. 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:29.640 I'm not even kidding. If I had to face Bobby Fly, 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:31.320 I would put my head in the oven. 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:35.960 Like an avocado toasts simple and it's raw ingredients. I 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:37.480 don't have to like cook anything, and I think it 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:39.600 can make a little like a delicious thing. With like 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:42.320 the way my mom I would like. I would even 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.520 put like a sweetness like a jelly on it, maybe 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:48.160 like which would be unexpected and I don't think would 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.120 even work, but like, and then I would add some 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:51.880 kind of way to crunch it, like can I just 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:55.160 stay with avocado toast, which I'm literally obsessed with. I 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:57.120 don't want full avocados on it. I want it mushed up. 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:59.600 Do the mushing me chop little design. 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:03.280 I don't like avocados unless they're guacamolid out alright, I 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:06.080 don't discuss. I get them out of my because sushi rolls, 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:08.440 because I don't like the texture. It just feels like 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:09.080 they're rotten. 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:11.400 It's yeah, it's the worst texture. I think. 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:14.480 Agreed, what's the best texture? Rice Crispi's after they've been 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:15.160 sitting for a minute. 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:16.000 I agree, And. 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:19.040 Yeah, I'm trying to get something better. 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:21.400 I want to I want a crisp cookie. I love. 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:23.840 I love a crisp with a softness in the middle, or. 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:28.880 Just the softness like honestly the outside, a little soft. 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:30.680 On the little soft on the inside, or like UZI 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:32.520 out of the oven, like I want it out of 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:32.880 the oven. 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:36.000 I want like gotta be Yeah, like OUI gooey is 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:38.280 what I'm looking for. You're not talking take I am 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:39.280 not beating the gay. 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:40.640 You just don't like. 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:44.320 Crem brew l crembrew. 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:47.320 Gay krember lay. I think can be that can that 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:49.400 can be like eggs in terms of consistency, can be 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:52.280 real off and red. If it's too funny, it could be. 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:54.840 There's quite a few breakfast items that are not good 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:58.080 unless they're mashed up, like uh, eggs as well. I 0:16:58.120 --> 0:16:59.440 don't think, I don't I don't like eggs. 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:03.680 Oh, I don't hard boiled an animal eats that animal. 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:06.760 Hardwore The middle of a hard boil egg where it's 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:10.240 like gray, Yeah, like chalky looking is one of the 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:11.520 worst things I could ever imagine. 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:14.359 What's worst peeling a hard boiled egg or chomping a 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:15.720 hard egg whites? 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:20.320 Yeah, though is pretty I'm a scrambled egg whites. Boy, 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:25.399 I'm only I only like which is a second. But 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:30.400 it's hard. It's like there's like when it's hard, consistency 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:35.160 doesn't Yeah, like yeah, some com i'd probably. 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:39.240 I'm glad that's what you bring to the Bobby play. 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:49.719 We'll be back over that. So yeah, I told Andrew uh, 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:53.720 that he would be a good candidate for Yeah, surgery. 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:56.280 So I have a question, because is there a surgery 0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:58.720 that you can get where you make one half of 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:01.760 your face exactly the same as the other half of. 0:18:01.760 --> 0:18:03.639 Your sause that's like the ideal? 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:04.440 Right, Yeah, that's what? 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:06.359 Well, because I like, I feel like I have a 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:08.560 good side in a and I'm not as good side? 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:09.720 Can we guess? Can we guess? 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:11.119 I don't even want I would never do that. 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:14.040 Sorry, I've never want to. 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:17.200 I don't want to free I don't want to confirm 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:17.920 your deepest fhere. 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:21.560 Well, Well, if you bad side is good, then I'm like, 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:25.120 oh bad side, Oh you will verify the bad side. 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:26.399 And then you did this once in the pod and 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:28.520 you were like, I see it. I know I have 0:18:28.640 --> 0:18:31.880 a bad side. Choose it's not a bad side. It's 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:33.280 just like not as good as the other side. The 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:35.720 other side is like exceptional, and the the other side 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:36.560 is like a good team. 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:39.360 I never know when people say what's your good side? 0:18:39.400 --> 0:18:41.720 And pictures I've never known, but I definitely have one. 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:43.040 I just can't memorize it. 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:46.119 You have a bad side, yeah, for their pictures? 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:47.480 I hate of myself and I'm always like, why do 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:49.080 I hate that? But I think it's because of the side. 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:51.359 But so many people in doing meet and greets know 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:53.359 what they're good and bad side is, they like have 0:18:53.480 --> 0:18:55.199 memorized it. I just I never even think so. 0:18:55.320 --> 0:18:57.320 Is there a surgery you can get where you just 0:18:57.400 --> 0:18:57.920 make it the same? 0:18:57.960 --> 0:19:00.560 What every surgery is is that it's correct in that way, 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:05.480 like when I've gotten botox or even like even with makeup. 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:07.719 They'll like do different things on one side, so they 0:19:07.840 --> 0:19:10.320 I think that's part of the thing, is like we'll 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:13.359 do more units on this side to pull this up. 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:15.240 But yeah, I think I would like. 0:19:15.320 --> 0:19:17.639 Do anything per se. But it would be interesting to 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:20.879 go into a plastic surgery and just say what's wrong, 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:23.480 Like what is it that's making they do? 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:23.800 Yeah? 0:19:24.080 --> 0:19:26.080 Circle? Literally what they Yeah, I want to get the 0:19:26.080 --> 0:19:28.679 circle I don't want to get, Okay, So they let 0:19:28.760 --> 0:19:30.440 me tell you what they do. They like, look at you, 0:19:30.640 --> 0:19:33.000 he holds your face like this like I've had I've 0:19:33.040 --> 0:19:36.560 been consulted for like surgery on my face twice. One 0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:38.000 time it was just they set pictures and you have 0:19:38.040 --> 0:19:40.720 to like turn and then the other he just looked 0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:42.560 at me like we were about to kiss. Like this close, 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:45.600 like and he's just looking and he's going like pulling this, 0:19:46.000 --> 0:19:48.040 doing this, and it's like intense and you're trying like 0:19:48.160 --> 0:19:50.040 not to look in his eyes because you might feel 0:19:50.080 --> 0:19:55.439 something and it's really awkward. And then and then they 0:19:55.560 --> 0:19:57.640 just suggest things and you hope that it's the same 0:19:57.680 --> 0:20:00.240 things you were thinking, because if it's not, it's just like, 0:20:01.880 --> 0:20:05.280 but I was right about what I thought I needed. 0:20:05.320 --> 0:20:06.760 But then the thing that I was going to get, 0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:08.399 like a lip lift, which is where they take out 0:20:08.480 --> 0:20:12.440 like a little bit of this. Oh I need that, Like, yeah, 0:20:12.640 --> 0:20:14.080 you would actually be a good candidate for it. 0:20:14.400 --> 0:20:15.240 I have so much skin. 0:20:16.119 --> 0:20:22.040 Teeth, okay, teeth, I need a lot. I hated my teeth, man, 0:20:22.160 --> 0:20:24.000 I don't you hate your teeth? 0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:26.080 No, I don't hate it. I don't hate them hate them. 0:20:26.160 --> 0:20:28.880 Say now, but when you have these luscious d s ls, 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:33.680 like my secret DSL tho I d s ls, I 0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:34.280 think you have. 0:20:34.720 --> 0:20:38.400 You your upper lip is literally what every girl dreams of. Happened. 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:39.440 Yeah, but you're not. 0:20:40.080 --> 0:20:41.880 Everyone needs to go to YouTube right now and look 0:20:41.920 --> 0:20:46.680 at O'Connor's upper It is perfect. Yeah, it's like it 0:20:46.800 --> 0:20:47.280 looks like you. 0:20:48.920 --> 0:20:53.040 El their list. Oh you grew up in Long Island 0:20:53.119 --> 0:20:53.879 and never heard that. 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:55.920 Yeah, do you know what t h O is? 0:20:56.119 --> 0:20:58.720 Th h o titty honk and ovaries. 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:01.119 Yeah, all right, no t. 0:21:01.280 --> 0:21:03.240 JO have that titty hart on. It's like what you 0:21:03.280 --> 0:21:04.000 can see through. 0:21:05.840 --> 0:21:09.080 Like Jennifer Andison my friends throughout. 0:21:09.400 --> 0:21:11.720 So dick's sucking lips huh No, I never heard of 0:21:11.760 --> 0:21:14.560 that one before. I know DSL is like a type 0:21:14.560 --> 0:21:15.080 of internet. 0:21:15.520 --> 0:21:17.680 Yeah, it was. And then it was like a perfect 0:21:17.800 --> 0:21:20.080 insult for people to always say to me when I 0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:25.600 was like seventeen, because yeah, d S al me because 0:21:25.600 --> 0:21:26.359 I don't have those no. 0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:28.359 Dick sucking lips in high school? 0:21:29.000 --> 0:21:32.960 No, no, you don't. They dsls what called me white 0:21:33.040 --> 0:21:33.879 jay Z it was. 0:21:36.359 --> 0:21:37.240 That's actually kind of cool. 0:21:37.880 --> 0:21:40.000 That was pretty cool at the time. It was the 0:21:40.080 --> 0:21:41.639 coolest time to be compared to jay Z. 0:21:41.920 --> 0:21:44.000 God, did you prove that they were ing by blowing them? 0:21:46.440 --> 0:21:52.680 Made? I swear to God us, I'm so angry. 0:21:52.760 --> 0:21:55.760 Suck your dick right now, I'll terrible. 0:21:55.880 --> 0:22:00.960 My lips are, Yeah, those are good ones. 0:22:01.400 --> 0:22:03.159 I got made from my nipples got made from them. 0:22:03.240 --> 0:22:04.760 I got I'm gonna get smaller nipples. 0:22:05.160 --> 0:22:07.199 Are that you got PEPs and they're PEPs. 0:22:07.640 --> 0:22:08.280 What PEPs mean? 0:22:09.240 --> 0:22:10.399 You never heard pepperoni? 0:22:11.000 --> 0:22:11.439 I've heard of. 0:22:11.400 --> 0:22:19.000 Pepper There was a lot of like in the high 0:22:19.040 --> 0:22:22.440 school locker room, people would if you had anything outside 0:22:22.440 --> 0:22:26.199 of the normal nipple. Like people were like like. 0:22:26.359 --> 0:22:29.560 Saucers did make a shower in gym class. 0:22:29.760 --> 0:22:32.639 Yeah, like in school bacon you would have to do 0:22:32.760 --> 0:22:39.000 one on one with your gym teacher. What we didn't 0:22:39.720 --> 0:22:40.160 on friends. 0:22:40.760 --> 0:22:43.440 The tailor isn't supposed to pop your balls in prison, 0:22:45.280 --> 0:22:47.600 so they don't tailor fans like that. Yeah in prison. 0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:52.480 Why do guys though, hate other guys with bigger nipples 0:22:52.560 --> 0:22:54.040 like they like women with nipples? 0:22:55.160 --> 0:22:57.080 Women have bigger nipples? Is that what it is? 0:22:57.200 --> 0:23:02.359 Like you much, It's not like it's attacking us. 0:23:02.520 --> 0:23:04.399 It's feminine. If you like it on women, you wouldn't 0:23:04.520 --> 0:23:08.480 like something on a man. Yes, he's getting Even though 0:23:09.000 --> 0:23:11.720 guys having Lusia's lips is in, it's still like was 0:23:11.800 --> 0:23:13.359 used against you as like that's a girl thing. 0:23:13.640 --> 0:23:15.680 Yes, And I remember like looking at the like the 0:23:15.760 --> 0:23:18.320 soccer players, they all have like whispers of nipples, and 0:23:18.359 --> 0:23:19.440 I was like, oh, I wish I had. 0:23:20.560 --> 0:23:23.000 This kid had tiny little nipples. 0:23:23.040 --> 0:23:25.320 And I always said if I had your fucking nipples, 0:23:25.560 --> 0:23:28.560 I would look so jet like, yeah all the time, 0:23:28.760 --> 0:23:30.199 he had the best nipples there were. 0:23:30.680 --> 0:23:32.440 Get your nipples done to it. It would be such 0:23:32.720 --> 0:23:34.720 a minor procedure, and it's something that you think about 0:23:34.720 --> 0:23:36.119 a lot, and then you would be free to be 0:23:36.320 --> 0:23:39.880 like the Florida man. You're meant to be, like comfortable 0:23:39.920 --> 0:23:43.440 with your shirt, like comfortable with your shirt. I can. 0:23:46.520 --> 0:23:49.440 In all seriousness, why a guy white man start. 0:23:49.280 --> 0:23:51.520 Writings instead gold enough Island. 0:23:51.560 --> 0:23:53.760 Why men in school would make fun of big nipples 0:23:53.880 --> 0:23:56.800 or anything of feminine is because if a man even 0:23:57.040 --> 0:24:00.240 makes them feel attracted in any way at all, they'll 0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:02.120 get angry because they'll feel like, oh no, I'm gay. Gay, 0:24:02.200 --> 0:24:02.879 it's an attack. 0:24:02.960 --> 0:24:03.520 It makes fun of you. 0:24:03.640 --> 0:24:05.680 So it feels like a little you know, twink walking 0:24:05.720 --> 0:24:07.800 around and he's looking hot and like and for just 0:24:07.840 --> 0:24:10.480 for a second, a straight guy looks at him and 0:24:10.520 --> 0:24:11.600 gets a little bit of a boner. 0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:15.760 Yeah. Yeah, they're angry about the boner you gave. 0:24:15.800 --> 0:24:17.000 That's so true. 0:24:17.160 --> 0:24:20.199 It's so true. That's why, like I would hear stories 0:24:20.240 --> 0:24:22.680 of you know, there's a lot of gay guys that 0:24:22.720 --> 0:24:25.199 are attracted to straight men. They just almost like it's 0:24:25.240 --> 0:24:27.320 like a challenge. It's almost probably like a fear of 0:24:27.960 --> 0:24:31.479 uh abandonment. A guy will that's not gay will never 0:24:31.560 --> 0:24:33.480 actually be with you, so you're not risking anything, but 0:24:33.600 --> 0:24:36.080 they do risk something because guys after they come have 0:24:36.200 --> 0:24:38.080 that like post nut clarity of like a straight guy 0:24:38.119 --> 0:24:39.879 that's getting his first blowjob from a guy and they 0:24:39.960 --> 0:24:43.000 get like violent because they're so mad that they're gay 0:24:43.400 --> 0:24:45.960 and this guy fucking sucked it out of them. I 0:24:46.080 --> 0:24:48.320 wasn't gay until you did this, And so that's like 0:24:48.400 --> 0:24:50.840 a really yeah that there's an anger that comes with that. 0:24:50.880 --> 0:24:53.560 I mean that goes with anything, like anytime you see 0:24:53.640 --> 0:24:56.280 something that reminds you of the thing that you're afraid of, 0:24:56.680 --> 0:25:00.560 scared of being it. It's like it's honestly, the Dane 0:25:00.600 --> 0:25:03.560 Cook joke, which I always think about boiled down of 0:25:03.600 --> 0:25:05.520 when he's like trips on the sidewalk and he's like 0:25:05.640 --> 0:25:09.680 fucking like he gets like mad, like the streaming, like 0:25:09.840 --> 0:25:12.680 the reaction is so overblown because you're so embarrassed. 0:25:12.680 --> 0:25:14.200 Did we give Dane Cook his flowers? 0:25:14.320 --> 0:25:16.000 We did give him flowers all the time. 0:25:17.000 --> 0:25:18.679 I can't wait for his comeback album, not to call 0:25:18.680 --> 0:25:20.560 it a comeback album. But he's working on an hour 0:25:20.960 --> 0:25:22.439 that is amazing. 0:25:22.480 --> 0:25:23.240 Wait did you see it? 0:25:23.440 --> 0:25:25.280 Well, I saw it several times while we were going 0:25:25.320 --> 0:25:27.880 around for really he was up before you, like maybe 0:25:27.920 --> 0:25:30.640 like three or four. I was always in the zone 0:25:31.960 --> 0:25:32.240 or something. 0:25:32.320 --> 0:25:32.919 Yeah, exactly. 0:25:34.359 --> 0:25:36.239 His hour is going to be amazing, This is going 0:25:36.320 --> 0:25:37.080 to be scene. 0:25:37.240 --> 0:25:41.240 Yeah, I'm I I love his material. 0:25:41.400 --> 0:25:41.960 Yeah I would. 0:25:42.000 --> 0:25:44.240 I would watch the hell out of that again. Lisa 0:25:44.280 --> 0:25:46.800 Tregger Special is the one that I'm like obsessed. 0:25:46.440 --> 0:25:50.680 With right now in like a way that is just amazing, 0:25:51.000 --> 0:25:55.040 so funny. Yeah, it really just made me laugh so much. 0:25:55.320 --> 0:25:57.040 I went on like a deep dive of her like 0:25:57.160 --> 0:26:00.240 on different podcasts, and I just even I'm talking like 0:26:00.359 --> 0:26:03.000 her right now, it's like it rubs. I have to 0:26:03.040 --> 0:26:04.760 stop watching her because I'm like doing. 0:26:04.680 --> 0:26:08.040 She's so casual and calm and comfortable on stage. 0:26:07.760 --> 0:26:08.680 But also neurotic. 0:26:08.920 --> 0:26:12.600 Yeah sure, yeah, but it's like it's like so inspirational 0:26:12.760 --> 0:26:15.959 to be that like so clear about who you are. 0:26:16.359 --> 0:26:19.199 It doesn't like the materials like just falling out of her. 0:26:19.520 --> 0:26:24.280 Yes, she's so relaxed, yeah she Yeah, but even it's 0:26:24.280 --> 0:26:25.760 so cute because she's like trying to keep in mind 0:26:25.760 --> 0:26:27.320 that her hair needs to be a certain way for 0:26:27.480 --> 0:26:29.440 like the cameras, So she's like kind of being cute 0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:30.879 about like fixing it and being in the right light. 0:26:30.960 --> 0:26:32.920 So there's a little like anxiety, but it's still like 0:26:33.600 --> 0:26:36.399 she's so yeah, it was, it's just you feel like 0:26:36.400 --> 0:26:38.200 you're friends with her. A very conversational. 0:26:38.400 --> 0:26:40.359 There's a manic confidence. 0:26:40.600 --> 0:26:41.879 Yes that like you. 0:26:42.440 --> 0:26:44.720 I mean, like as somebody who's manic. I wish I 0:26:44.800 --> 0:26:47.560 had the confidence because it was it was like it 0:26:47.680 --> 0:26:49.160 was like, yeah, no, it was inspiring. 0:26:49.320 --> 0:26:52.520 Yeah, really, like it's cool to see something that makes 0:26:52.520 --> 0:26:54.600 you go like, oh, I want to do something, Like 0:26:55.000 --> 0:26:57.480 I don't know how I do more that, but that 0:26:57.720 --> 0:26:58.120 was fun. 0:26:58.320 --> 0:27:01.280 I remember when her and her Chicago crew came to 0:27:01.320 --> 0:27:03.280 New York. You remember this, and they just took over there. 0:27:04.119 --> 0:27:06.840 They took within like three months, and I was just 0:27:06.880 --> 0:27:08.480 like it's over for us. I mean they were all 0:27:08.600 --> 0:27:09.399 so good, all of them. 0:27:09.440 --> 0:27:11.000 They did a lot of stand up in Chicago. 0:27:11.040 --> 0:27:13.560 Yeah, and they all came together as a team and 0:27:13.640 --> 0:27:15.600 they were all friends and it was just like and 0:27:15.640 --> 0:27:17.560 there was there was a power vacuum in New York 0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:20.440 because all of like the big name like open mic 0:27:20.520 --> 0:27:24.159 style comics had left gone to La like, uh, you 0:27:24.240 --> 0:27:26.720 were probably gone. I'm assuming Mike Lawrence had left Dan 0:27:26.760 --> 0:27:27.240 Saint Germain. 0:27:27.320 --> 0:27:28.920 I was a big gun at the open all the 0:27:29.000 --> 0:27:30.359 big guns had so. 0:27:30.359 --> 0:27:32.879 There was a power vacuumber that the Chicago people came 0:27:32.920 --> 0:27:35.840 in at the perfect time and they were drafting off 0:27:35.920 --> 0:27:39.080 of the success of their previous cohort like Mullany and 0:27:39.119 --> 0:27:41.879 Hannibal and stuff, and they just took over the scene 0:27:42.040 --> 0:27:44.479 within months. It was like the Germans going into Poland. 0:27:44.600 --> 0:27:47.080 I mean, that's the Chicago people did that for our 0:27:47.160 --> 0:27:50.920 generation too, where it was like Pete Nate, Hannibal Kumal, 0:27:51.280 --> 0:27:53.840 Jared Logan, like they all kind of moved at the 0:27:53.880 --> 0:27:54.679 same It makes. 0:27:54.560 --> 0:27:56.760 Me feel like, man, why didn't I go to Chicago 0:27:56.960 --> 0:27:59.879 after because that cruise was so tight. They were all friends, 0:28:01.000 --> 0:28:03.480 and I started Indiana here this. 0:28:03.720 --> 0:28:05.960 In any way, I always felt like, I don't know. 0:28:06.320 --> 0:28:07.920 You're beyond the pale. It was over. 0:28:08.920 --> 0:28:13.399 I struggled for soul. I was resented coming up in 0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:16.760 the business of like, man, they just but I always 0:28:16.880 --> 0:28:18.640 was like, they're just more talented than me. I guess 0:28:18.840 --> 0:28:21.200 I've never once thought there's been like a few times 0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:23.159 where someone gets something and I'm like they're terrible and 0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:25.000 I don't know, but most of the time I'm just 0:28:25.040 --> 0:28:26.280 like they're probably just better than me. 0:28:26.520 --> 0:28:28.720 The thing about the Chicago cohort that came in, I 0:28:28.720 --> 0:28:31.760 think probably both times we just laid down our arms 0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:33.480 and said, I guess this is VC France. 0:28:33.600 --> 0:28:36.679 Well they're they're they're funny, They're absolutely funny, but they 0:28:36.800 --> 0:28:43.600 also like starting in like Chicago, really it's so local 0:28:44.040 --> 0:28:47.560 and like you are, there's no industry to pull you. 0:28:47.760 --> 0:28:51.200 You're not getting opportunities, so it's like you're bonding with 0:28:51.360 --> 0:28:53.880 each other and like you're just like making each other 0:28:54.040 --> 0:28:56.360 laugh that it really helps to have that like kind 0:28:56.400 --> 0:28:59.040 of scene community friends. 0:28:59.160 --> 0:29:01.400 But then your friend, like I think in any industry 0:29:03.040 --> 0:29:06.320 you get, there's jealousy, then it starts like who's getting what, 0:29:06.480 --> 0:29:08.760 and then the ship talk talking starts and then there's like, 0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:17.080 you know, uh, fission. Is that the word fissiers fishers? Yes? Yes, yes, yes. 0:29:17.200 --> 0:29:20.520 Because also what inevitably always happens is like when you 0:29:20.640 --> 0:29:24.000 have that community, it all becomes very incestuous. You start 0:29:24.080 --> 0:29:26.280 fucking each other. Then there's like weird divide. 0:29:27.520 --> 0:29:29.840 Yeah, that's the that's the st. 0:29:29.880 --> 0:29:32.320 Lewis scene had so many like old men and it 0:29:32.480 --> 0:29:34.560 like it was so diverse. It was. There wasn't like 0:29:34.640 --> 0:29:37.400 a young, youthful, like we're the future of comedy kind 0:29:37.400 --> 0:29:39.560 of scene. It was always like old road dogs that 0:29:39.600 --> 0:29:41.360 were never gonna leave town. So there was never like 0:29:41.440 --> 0:29:43.600 a let's all move together, we're doing this together. 0:29:45.000 --> 0:29:48.760 The Florida scene was ridiculous, dude. There was no one. 0:29:48.840 --> 0:29:51.080 There was no one that moved out of well like 0:29:51.200 --> 0:29:53.960 maybe two other comics I could think of that moved 0:29:54.000 --> 0:29:54.560 out of Florida. 0:29:54.640 --> 0:29:57.680 That's why you when you and when you get bigger, 0:29:57.960 --> 0:30:00.760 you it becomes solitary again. There's no scene because you're 0:30:00.800 --> 0:30:02.680 not like doing open mics and you're not hanging out 0:30:02.680 --> 0:30:04.200 all day waiting in line stuff like that. So then 0:30:04.200 --> 0:30:05.960 you get lonely again. And that's why it's been so 0:30:06.160 --> 0:30:08.200 fun to breach a point where you're like, well, now 0:30:08.240 --> 0:30:10.800 I get to make my scene again, and I get 0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:12.800 to pick my scene, and you hang out with comics 0:30:12.960 --> 0:30:14.880 and like you can find that kind of like the 0:30:14.920 --> 0:30:17.520 camaraderie of like a writer's room is so fun when 0:30:17.560 --> 0:30:18.080 it's right. 0:30:18.080 --> 0:30:20.440 When there's now you're the nucleus, you can you can 0:30:20.560 --> 0:30:22.600 get your electrons to I just want to. 0:30:22.600 --> 0:30:25.040 Hang out with friends, Like it's around fucking goal, Like 0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:29.040 all I want in life. My favorite thing is meals 0:30:29.280 --> 0:30:33.440 with friends and just talking and medians and cars, hanging 0:30:33.760 --> 0:30:36.000 after the meal and hoping they don't bring the check 0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:37.520 too soon because I just want to keep hanging and 0:30:37.560 --> 0:30:38.840 I go to the next place. 0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:42.160 Can I just say something about last night? That pancake 0:30:42.680 --> 0:30:44.000 was a disaster? 0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:44.640 Really? 0:30:45.040 --> 0:30:47.960 Yeah, Like I'm thinking about this Swinger's pancake that was 0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:49.920 a miracle, and I was like, this will be at 0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:50.720 least comparable. 0:30:50.840 --> 0:30:52.680 Yeah, but you weren't. You might have been starving when 0:30:52.720 --> 0:30:54.720 you eat that Swingers pancakes was high from the you 0:30:54.800 --> 0:30:56.640 were Yeah, but no. 0:30:57.080 --> 0:31:04.160 I okay, pancake much pancakes can be really really. 0:31:05.200 --> 0:31:07.720 You know, you dry and flavorless, be body fla. 0:31:07.880 --> 0:31:09.120 I mean that's what I'm saying. 0:31:09.240 --> 0:31:12.680 Yeah, what makes I say this to Chris? 0:31:12.760 --> 0:31:14.320 I'm like, He's like he all to get like a 0:31:14.360 --> 0:31:15.920 brownie and ice cream be Like I don't like it. 0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:19.320 I'm like, how could this be fucked up? Sugar and chocolate? 0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:22.320 Like it's deliteous, It's not to get out of here. 0:31:22.520 --> 0:31:24.600 I don't think I've ever complained about food that I 0:31:24.640 --> 0:31:28.280 can swallow other than like a weird vegetable, like a mushroom. 0:31:28.840 --> 0:31:31.640 Lower spectrum. But I rarely don't like food when I don't, 0:31:31.720 --> 0:31:33.600 almost im proud of myself because I feel like a 0:31:33.680 --> 0:31:36.160 girl that's like it's too rich, Like I can't like, 0:31:36.640 --> 0:31:41.360 I don't discern taste. I like textures, but taste, I 0:31:41.400 --> 0:31:42.000 don't really care. 0:31:42.360 --> 0:31:44.160 Who am I to discern? Did you? 0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:45.840 Did you ever smoke cigarettes? 0:31:46.400 --> 0:31:47.640 I stole a few from my mom. 0:31:47.840 --> 0:31:50.160 I can't picture hell yeah yeah. Now I feel like 0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:53.600 if you've ever smoked cigarettes, like it sucks up your 0:31:53.680 --> 0:31:57.200 taste in a way that like it does make everything 0:31:57.840 --> 0:32:00.680 just muted, yeah, muted and just like sucks no, but 0:32:00.840 --> 0:32:02.880 kind of like no matter what, you're kind of like 0:32:03.040 --> 0:32:06.120 this is pretty good, like you need extra then. Oh 0:32:06.360 --> 0:32:08.800 so that's why nothing's ever too sweet for me, because 0:32:08.800 --> 0:32:09.440 I'm like, this. 0:32:09.680 --> 0:32:11.600 Is starting with such a savory mouth. 0:32:11.800 --> 0:32:15.120 Yeah yeah, yeah, no, I'm starting like where my mouth 0:32:15.240 --> 0:32:18.200 is just always like the smash mouth lead singer's asshole. 0:32:19.080 --> 0:32:19.840 What is that about? 0:32:20.120 --> 0:32:26.120 I don't know. I was like that a combination of. 0:32:27.840 --> 0:32:30.080 But I just want to be clear though, Okay, go ahead, 0:32:30.200 --> 0:32:33.280 what eggs were good? Okay, there was the restaurant's not ship. 0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:34.240 That's that pancake. 0:32:34.720 --> 0:32:35.160 I love that. 0:32:35.280 --> 0:32:37.120 That'sn't want the people that think the restaurants. We're not 0:32:37.120 --> 0:32:40.640 going to name it, but like Denny's doesn't have good pancakes. 0:32:40.840 --> 0:32:43.120 Okay, yeah we would. I would never go to Donny 0:32:43.200 --> 0:32:43.800 is the lighting one? 0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:48.120 Did you hear what that happens? Waffle House has added 0:32:48.240 --> 0:32:54.320 a fifty cent surcharge per egg because eggs are so expensive. 0:32:54.560 --> 0:32:55.440 So politicized. 0:32:55.600 --> 0:32:58.920 Oh all right, well the reason our bodies. 0:32:59.520 --> 0:33:01.080 Yeah, you can't get an egg breach. 0:33:02.280 --> 0:33:04.760 It's as a bird flu. Like that's why everything is. 0:33:04.840 --> 0:33:05.560 Yeah, there's an. 0:33:05.520 --> 0:33:07.240 Egg short of us know about it because he fired 0:33:07.240 --> 0:33:11.400 everyone that would tell us about it, going to chargee. 0:33:11.880 --> 0:33:14.920 We smell burning birds and I guess there was a flu, 0:33:15.080 --> 0:33:17.920 like going by what we're noticing in. 0:33:17.920 --> 0:33:22.000 This so many dead. But the Fox News people believe 0:33:22.120 --> 0:33:24.239 that it's Joe Biden's fault, and it's really that there 0:33:24.360 --> 0:33:26.840 was a bird flu that happened while Joe Biden was president. 0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:28.360 But there was a bird flu that killed a lot 0:33:28.360 --> 0:33:29.840 of birds, and that's why there's an egg shortage, and 0:33:29.920 --> 0:33:31.880 that's why eggs are expensive. It doesn't have to do 0:33:31.960 --> 0:33:33.840 with inflation. I mean, I guess it does have to 0:33:33.880 --> 0:33:34.360 do with inflation. 0:33:34.480 --> 0:33:37.960 I think it's funny about we had to murder six 0:33:38.160 --> 0:33:41.320 billion birds and it's like, well you would have anyway, 0:33:41.520 --> 0:33:45.320 like they just you did it like birds laying eggs. No, 0:33:45.640 --> 0:33:47.719 they kill him any They have horrible lives. As soon 0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:50.440 as they're not able to lay eggs. They discard of that. 0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:54.120 They die horrible deaths because of our hands. They don't 0:33:54.160 --> 0:33:56.280 get to like retire out in a pasture. 0:33:59.120 --> 0:33:59.360 They do. 0:34:00.880 --> 0:34:04.080 Definitely, you get elected to Congress in Florida and that 0:34:05.240 --> 0:34:06.800 my shirt off with nipples. 0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:13.840 The people get flu shots, but. 0:34:13.920 --> 0:34:17.920 Not the birds. You laugh, but we go. That's how 0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:19.240 things get made, dude. 0:34:19.560 --> 0:34:20.239 How things happen. 0:34:20.840 --> 0:34:23.160 Yeah, I'll talk to Doude about it. 0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:26.600 So are you excited for this weekend coming up? You're 0:34:26.640 --> 0:34:27.560 going to New Orleans? 0:34:27.760 --> 0:34:30.680 Oh? You know, I'm like overwhelmed by it because tomorrow 0:34:31.040 --> 0:34:34.640 I'm on a charter jet. So I'm presenting. This will 0:34:34.640 --> 0:34:37.160 be on Thursday. So tonight I'm presenting at the NFL Honors. 0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:39.759 Take it away from me, I dare you at this 0:34:39.920 --> 0:34:45.920 point I leaked it Mickey Glazers talking ninety seconds at most. 0:34:46.480 --> 0:34:49.120 I'm presenting at the NFL Honors on on Thursday in 0:34:49.200 --> 0:34:51.399 New Orleans, which is a huge do you know what honor? 0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:53.960 Are you allowed to say? What that you don't want to? 0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:56.239 Yeah, it's not even worth it. It's a cool it's 0:34:56.280 --> 0:34:58.080 actually a cool category that I actually am like one 0:34:58.120 --> 0:35:01.240 hundred percent behind, and like I would be, I'm invested 0:35:01.280 --> 0:35:01.440 in it. 0:35:01.560 --> 0:35:06.120 I like, love's hard to pick. 0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:12.000 I know, the worst one on the phone through a house, 0:35:14.000 --> 0:35:17.440 but uh no it and so I'm just I'm so 0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:21.200 the NFL Honors, which is like being so cool, was like, 0:35:21.440 --> 0:35:23.560 you don't need to. We're gonna fly you out with 0:35:23.800 --> 0:35:25.719 a bunch of other celebrities that are also presenting, like 0:35:25.880 --> 0:35:27.840 we are going to put they have a lot behind 0:35:27.960 --> 0:35:30.360 this to treat us, right, So I'm on a flight 0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:37.279 with celebrities. It's well, I'm being told it is John 0:35:37.360 --> 0:35:44.080 Hammond Shaboozy, so exciting sbozy song, you know Tipsy, which 0:35:44.160 --> 0:35:48.320 is already Yeah I think so, but I know, I know, 0:35:48.719 --> 0:35:49.280 why would. 0:35:49.120 --> 0:35:54.799 You pick hand? Sorry? It was a deep thinking. 0:36:00.360 --> 0:36:05.080 Do stupid? You know who get it? 0:36:05.120 --> 0:36:09.080 The Chicago Crew real name is John Shaboozy. 0:36:08.960 --> 0:36:09.719 Some other people. 0:36:11.120 --> 0:36:12.680 But I'm like kind of stressed out because I'm like, 0:36:13.360 --> 0:36:14.839 my luggage has to be cute. I have to wear 0:36:14.840 --> 0:36:16.640 a cute outfit. I might have to talk the whole time. 0:36:16.840 --> 0:36:19.800 So I was kind of today thinking, Okay, Nikki, you 0:36:19.920 --> 0:36:21.680 know you're being your anti social self. You're getting like 0:36:21.760 --> 0:36:23.880 anxiety because Chris might not be able to come with me. 0:36:24.000 --> 0:36:26.560 So Chris, you generally like can really carry a conversation 0:36:26.680 --> 0:36:30.520 with the famous people. I become the least interesting version 0:36:30.560 --> 0:36:32.520 of myself around people who kind of like are famous 0:36:32.560 --> 0:36:34.600 and want me to be funny. I like kind of 0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:36.719 can't do. I don't know what happens to me. I 0:36:36.800 --> 0:36:38.239 kind of go brain dead. So I'm a little bit 0:36:38.239 --> 0:36:40.200 nervous of that. But I'm also like I don't need 0:36:40.239 --> 0:36:41.759 to do anything I don't want to do. But I 0:36:41.880 --> 0:36:43.719 was asking myself, Nikki, do you want it to be 0:36:43.760 --> 0:36:45.560 a really interesting flight that you talk the whole time 0:36:45.600 --> 0:36:47.279 you have a great time? Is that the story you want? 0:36:47.680 --> 0:36:50.960 Or would you rather like sleep and like get put down, 0:36:51.160 --> 0:36:54.080 like have that vibe. And I'm like one is exhausting 0:36:54.160 --> 0:36:57.040 and the other is comforting. But I think I ultimately 0:36:57.080 --> 0:36:59.279 want a really fun time if I even though. 0:36:59.200 --> 0:37:02.200 It's exactly it's your only shot. If you sleep through it, 0:37:02.400 --> 0:37:03.680 you'll never get to know if it was. 0:37:04.800 --> 0:37:07.920 I wonder what I wish everyone could privately vote secretly 0:37:08.000 --> 0:37:14.080 and then Jeff Probes reads our votes. I mean this 0:37:14.280 --> 0:37:17.759 line up right? Yeah? 0:37:17.840 --> 0:37:18.040 Yeah? 0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:23.040 With his wife and she's nice. I've met her just 0:37:23.120 --> 0:37:25.600 in passing, and he's obviously nice and and funny and 0:37:25.719 --> 0:37:28.800 cool and shaboozy. I met his uh in line the 0:37:28.800 --> 0:37:30.320 other night when I was in line for the red carpet. 0:37:30.360 --> 0:37:32.080 I met his producer. So I've been in with him 0:37:32.120 --> 0:37:34.680 to be like I met Nevian and so I feel 0:37:34.920 --> 0:37:36.920 good with And I've listened to a song a thousand 0:37:37.000 --> 0:37:38.719 times in a plot. 0:37:39.040 --> 0:37:41.399 Where are you flying from to l A two? 0:37:42.400 --> 0:37:43.399 Tomorrow? Yeah? 0:37:43.520 --> 0:37:45.080 Tomorrow, Yeah, yeah. 0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:46.799 I think we'll probably do the thing where we talked 0:37:46.800 --> 0:37:49.320 the first half hour that everyone kind of like stops talking. 0:37:49.600 --> 0:37:51.560 We'll pick it back up again when it's on the 0:37:51.600 --> 0:37:55.680 runway and nothing happened even on the runway. I don't 0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:58.799 feel sometimes I don't feel I know what I've read 0:37:59.080 --> 0:37:59.480 not feels. 0:37:59.719 --> 0:38:02.640 You can't even parked, Like parked. 0:38:02.360 --> 0:38:06.120 Is not good, No, it's parking is look. I used 0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:07.960 to feel like I'm not gonna get worried until I 0:38:08.040 --> 0:38:11.560 start to take off. Nope, no, once you are disconnected 0:38:11.600 --> 0:38:13.240 from the gate, start praying. 0:38:13.920 --> 0:38:18.000 I mean, I will. 0:38:18.440 --> 0:38:21.279 I refuse to let being scared of air travel into 0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:23.400 my being. It's not an option for me to be 0:38:23.480 --> 0:38:25.640 able to go. I don't want to do it anymore. 0:38:27.320 --> 0:38:29.120 You know. It crossed my mind of like, Okay, could 0:38:29.160 --> 0:38:33.600 I just switch to you know, buses, but I have 0:38:34.520 --> 0:38:37.160 Statistically obviously a bus crashes are much more likely than 0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:39.000 a plane crash. But it just makes you. It gives 0:38:39.040 --> 0:38:40.960 you a false sense of safety that I do like, 0:38:41.239 --> 0:38:43.839 but it doesn't being on. I told Sean about when 0:38:43.840 --> 0:38:46.000 I was on the bus tour for Bert Kreischer's thing 0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:48.680 a couple of summers ago. I had so much fucking 0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:50.759 anxiety that in the middle of the night I'd be 0:38:50.840 --> 0:38:52.800 laying horizontally and we'd go off a bridge and I 0:38:52.840 --> 0:38:55.520 would die, like drowning in a river because our bus 0:38:55.640 --> 0:38:57.719 driver fell asleep because he like didn't have the right 0:38:57.760 --> 0:39:00.000 amount of red bull. Like I was just I literally 0:39:00.200 --> 0:39:04.200 made my agent or my assistant asked their team like 0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:06.919 about the rules about drivers sleeping and making like seeing 0:39:06.960 --> 0:39:08.719 the schedule of a driver sleeping because I needed to 0:39:08.760 --> 0:39:10.880 know because I just watched the bus drivers face the 0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:11.239 whole thing. 0:39:11.520 --> 0:39:14.160 Think of how much a pilot has to how many 0:39:14.200 --> 0:39:17.359 hours a pilot has climb. This is like a guy 0:39:17.600 --> 0:39:20.719 who was like a shitty basis that became a tour 0:39:20.800 --> 0:39:22.560 bus driver he fell into. 0:39:22.640 --> 0:39:24.920 Don't know the story. They could like amazing and like 0:39:25.239 --> 0:39:27.480 have done it so long and like there's had no 0:39:27.560 --> 0:39:30.240 safety issues, but you don't really know. You just trust 0:39:30.560 --> 0:39:33.120 the bus company that maybe could have the regulations in place. 0:39:33.160 --> 0:39:35.840 You don't know. It's not like the FAA is overseeing 0:39:35.960 --> 0:39:39.200 tour bus. Like there's no fa for us even anymore 0:39:39.239 --> 0:39:39.680 for flying. 0:39:42.120 --> 0:39:44.520 I think being in the sky is the safest place 0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:48.040 in Trump's America, never land. 0:39:49.120 --> 0:39:53.319 That Florida air travel is still the safest form of transportation. 0:39:53.640 --> 0:39:57.520 Yeah, listen, I just can't let it in. 0:39:57.600 --> 0:40:00.440 It's like ghosts. I can't believe in ghosts because if 0:40:00.440 --> 0:40:01.399 I do, my life is over. 0:40:01.680 --> 0:40:05.359 Listen, this is the best flight to be on. Like Shaboozy, 0:40:06.920 --> 0:40:08.600 he's touched by God, Oh my. 0:40:08.680 --> 0:40:11.120 God, that I memoriam. Yeah, that would be next year, 0:40:11.120 --> 0:40:11.440 would be. 0:40:11.440 --> 0:40:13.719 Of thin be number one right now? 0:40:14.239 --> 0:40:20.200 Like, well, I don't know the popular hat picture that 0:40:20.239 --> 0:40:23.000 I'm using. Really, it's gonna light up. 0:40:23.280 --> 0:40:26.840 Yeah, You're the popular thing is Don Draper and then Chaboozy. 0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:29.279 I think though that I have reached a point where 0:40:29.320 --> 0:40:30.520 I would make the in memoriam. 0:40:30.920 --> 0:40:31.400 I think like. 0:40:33.360 --> 0:40:36.160 Them like, no matter what happens, no matter when I die, 0:40:36.200 --> 0:40:37.879 if the world keeps going away, it is I will 0:40:37.920 --> 0:40:40.360 be on an in memoriam at some point, Like I 0:40:40.480 --> 0:40:41.640 think I've reached that line. 0:40:41.680 --> 0:40:45.920 You've guaranteed an Emmy, like you're no matter. Here's the thing, 0:40:46.080 --> 0:40:48.040 like the next year, we just have to work on 0:40:48.120 --> 0:40:50.400 getting you in that Oscar Is immemorial. And that's like 0:40:50.560 --> 0:40:53.399 to me, that's the gold standard of the memoriams. Yes, 0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:55.840 like that will never bring out jelly roll, like. 0:40:56.000 --> 0:40:59.040 They just saying all right, actually let's go to break. 0:40:59.040 --> 0:41:03.120 We'll do back up a mandy, I will say. The 0:41:03.160 --> 0:41:05.640 other night at the Grammys, Chris Martin did the in 0:41:05.760 --> 0:41:08.839 memoriam and saying that you have all my love whatever 0:41:08.880 --> 0:41:11.200 that song is. And Chris, Chris is not a huge 0:41:11.239 --> 0:41:13.000 cold blay plan on if anything like, I think he's 0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:16.080 probably not one. But we were kind of sitting, we 0:41:16.239 --> 0:41:18.440 were facing this like looking at the stage, but he's 0:41:18.480 --> 0:41:20.400 performing behind us. They had like a stage in the middle. 0:41:20.800 --> 0:41:22.799 So we were just watching the Memoriam and Chris Martin 0:41:22.840 --> 0:41:25.319 singing behind us, like pretty far behind us, and Chris 0:41:25.480 --> 0:41:26.680 just like whispered to me. He was like, can you 0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:29.240 believe that? It sounds like a recording, but it's actually 0:41:29.320 --> 0:41:31.560 Chris Martin live singing to us. Because we were like 0:41:31.840 --> 0:41:34.239 getting touched, like and we turned. I was like, he's 0:41:34.400 --> 0:41:36.399 right there. It was such a magical moment. I really 0:41:36.440 --> 0:41:38.279 want to see Coldplay live, I think, because I think 0:41:38.320 --> 0:41:40.360 he's he's a captivating performer. 0:41:40.480 --> 0:41:40.880 Amazing. 0:41:41.680 --> 0:41:43.600 Really did you really? 0:41:43.920 --> 0:41:44.080 Yeah? 0:41:44.160 --> 0:41:44.359 Yeah? 0:41:45.160 --> 0:41:52.839 And I blamed it on my dead grandpa. Yeah, fix you, Yeah, 0:41:52.880 --> 0:41:57.520 I fix you. Looked over He's like, are you fucking crying? 0:41:58.520 --> 0:42:01.040 Think like grandpa died. He's like, that was six months ago. 0:42:01.440 --> 0:42:04.000 I was like, we haven't buried them yet. 0:42:04.239 --> 0:42:07.520 They can have a lot of songs about about like 0:42:07.760 --> 0:42:09.640 you know, remind you of dead people. 0:42:09.719 --> 0:42:14.080 Yeah, they write good slow montage scientists. 0:42:14.520 --> 0:42:17.840 That video was on the backwards. Everything that was huge. 0:42:17.960 --> 0:42:19.080 Yeah, like music video. 0:42:19.120 --> 0:42:21.120 That might be the last ever music video that I 0:42:21.200 --> 0:42:21.800 can remember. 0:42:21.880 --> 0:42:24.160 Really, I remember that one. 0:42:25.320 --> 0:42:26.520 Everything was backwards. 0:42:26.640 --> 0:42:27.759 There's lots of music video. 0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:30.480 Yeah, what's your last music video you can think of? 0:42:30.680 --> 0:42:31.440 I watched. 0:42:33.719 --> 0:42:34.000 Today? 0:42:34.880 --> 0:42:35.359 Is that new one? 0:42:35.560 --> 0:42:40.439 Oh yeah? And Gta's back. She's back in a big way. 0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:43.960 She's taken all elements from Bad Romance and has made 0:42:44.000 --> 0:42:44.760 a whole album. 0:42:45.280 --> 0:42:47.040 The album come out like several months. 0:42:47.200 --> 0:42:49.520 That No, it's Mayhem that comes out next month. 0:42:49.560 --> 0:42:53.120 There was another s is not gad back. 0:42:53.160 --> 0:42:55.919 Like a pop way. She's back and done other things. 0:42:55.960 --> 0:42:59.000 She's doing satanic pop again, like she's wearing a lot 0:42:59.040 --> 0:43:00.680 of like red lads while. 0:43:00.640 --> 0:43:03.879 Like I weird again. I guess she's always been weird. 0:43:03.920 --> 0:43:06.279 I kind of fell off her for a while, but 0:43:06.440 --> 0:43:07.640 I love her. 0:43:07.840 --> 0:43:10.000 I love Lady Gaga. She was mean to me in 0:43:10.040 --> 0:43:12.719 two thousand and seven and I've yet, I've been hard 0:43:13.000 --> 0:43:19.120 since and you're not You're not not helping. 0:43:20.880 --> 0:43:23.279 Sean had a show at the same place that Lady 0:43:23.320 --> 0:43:25.520 Gaga had a show, and Lady Goga show would be 0:43:25.560 --> 0:43:28.000 after Shawn's and she like would like be a hurry up, 0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:29.520 you guys, like wrap it up, like we got it? 0:43:29.640 --> 0:43:30.080 Like what was it? 0:43:30.440 --> 0:43:33.239 She was just like, get off, there's no one here, 0:43:33.520 --> 0:43:35.200 Like why are they still performing? 0:43:35.520 --> 0:43:37.960 She said, you're not funny. Guys aren't even funny? 0:43:38.120 --> 0:43:41.480 Yeah, yeah, no, And I like honestly, it only made 0:43:41.520 --> 0:43:42.200 me like her more. 0:43:42.320 --> 0:43:43.759 Yeah, I love a mean girl. 0:43:43.920 --> 0:43:44.799 I love a mean girl. 0:43:45.280 --> 0:43:47.160 Before she got big, she was sharing like. 0:43:47.200 --> 0:43:49.719 A It was a Lady Starlight review and she was 0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:51.440 Lady Gaga, who was just a performer. It was a 0:43:51.480 --> 0:43:54.840 Burtless show after our show called Here's the Thing, and 0:43:55.040 --> 0:43:57.640 like we were just doing like the worst comedy ever, 0:43:58.480 --> 0:44:01.840 like just like for eight people. And then like Chelsea 0:44:02.320 --> 0:44:05.560 would be sleeping, you have to wake her up and 0:44:05.640 --> 0:44:07.920 be like you're on, and that she would be making 0:44:08.000 --> 0:44:10.439 fun of us. Man, then I'm like, oh my god, 0:44:10.600 --> 0:44:12.919 all my Italian queens are making fun of each other. 0:44:13.120 --> 0:44:17.640 Oh yeah, yes, all like the cutting like hot girl, 0:44:18.080 --> 0:44:18.720 mean hot. 0:44:18.600 --> 0:44:21.880 Girl, exhaust to do all. 0:44:23.200 --> 0:44:26.440 That's what that one the documentary was about. She was like, 0:44:26.920 --> 0:44:29.600 you know, her body was breaking down from it and 0:44:29.719 --> 0:44:32.480 she was tired and you know, and she asked her 0:44:32.719 --> 0:44:37.520 and then she embodied her aunt, her dead aunt. 0:44:37.520 --> 0:44:39.640 Janney, her dead aunt was. 0:44:39.800 --> 0:44:42.879 She was reincarnated as her dead aunt, and she told 0:44:42.960 --> 0:44:47.600 her grandma, who is her dead aunt's mom, that I'm 0:44:47.680 --> 0:44:49.800 Joe Anne reincarnated and you can tell her. Grandma's like, no, 0:44:49.960 --> 0:44:51.960 you aren't, Like I know, you're my granddaughter. I love 0:44:52.000 --> 0:44:53.520 you so much, but you are not my daughter. 0:44:53.680 --> 0:44:56.360 Yeah, I'm sorry that you grew up rich. You're not 0:44:56.560 --> 0:44:58.640 interesting very much. 0:44:58.640 --> 0:45:01.520 She plays us song for her grandma, I really like 0:45:01.600 --> 0:45:03.640 I love Lady Gaga. The scene is really funny though, 0:45:03.640 --> 0:45:07.160 because I understand that like idea of like you're only 0:45:07.400 --> 0:45:10.000 making art and trying to become famous and trying to 0:45:10.000 --> 0:45:12.640 become beloved to like show your family members that make 0:45:12.800 --> 0:45:15.839 question your loveability outside of the family, that like see 0:45:15.920 --> 0:45:18.319 other people love me, and like I'm doing, I want 0:45:18.360 --> 0:45:20.680 you to like finally get it. And so she's showing 0:45:20.719 --> 0:45:24.360 her grandma this song that she wrote about her dead grandmother, 0:45:24.640 --> 0:45:27.600 and her grandma's kind of just like or her dead daughter, 0:45:27.719 --> 0:45:29.680 and her grandma's just kind of like I don't really 0:45:29.719 --> 0:45:31.160 want to be in camera listening to this. She's like, 0:45:31.280 --> 0:45:33.440 just listen to it, Grandma, and she like holds the 0:45:33.520 --> 0:45:36.840 phone up to start playing the demo, and her grandma's 0:45:36.840 --> 0:45:39.520 just kind of stone faced, and then she's like, Grandma, 0:45:39.600 --> 0:45:41.400 don't cry. It's okay if you cry, Grandma, but you 0:45:41.480 --> 0:45:44.000 don't have to cry, Grandma, And then she starts the song. 0:45:44.120 --> 0:45:46.360 She just starts like moving the phone from my memory 0:45:46.480 --> 0:45:48.919 that I'm probably exaggerating, but she starts moving the phone 0:45:48.960 --> 0:45:51.080 like closer until it's like up in her grandma's face. 0:45:51.120 --> 0:45:53.520 She's like, Grandma, don't cry, but like desperately wanting her 0:45:53.560 --> 0:45:54.800 grandma to pro that's it. 0:45:55.600 --> 0:45:57.960 She needs to get the shot. But yes, that song 0:45:58.160 --> 0:45:59.839 is incredible. It's such a good song. 0:46:00.200 --> 0:46:01.200 Love that album. 0:46:01.560 --> 0:46:05.200 That whole album is wall to wall bangers. I am 0:46:05.520 --> 0:46:08.359 such a little monster too. 0:46:09.000 --> 0:46:13.240 The one song she does with Florence and Machine Haygirl, 0:46:13.520 --> 0:46:16.440 is like a female anthem of like we all like 0:46:16.760 --> 0:46:18.359 kind of talk shit about each other, but we need 0:46:18.400 --> 0:46:21.160 each other. It's so girl, It's it's sol It's so girl, 0:46:21.719 --> 0:46:22.000 that's the. 0:46:24.480 --> 0:46:24.719 Girl. 0:46:26.680 --> 0:46:28.839 Listen. I know I'm not beating the allegations, but at 0:46:28.880 --> 0:46:31.680 the same time I did have like a mini meltdown 0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:35.200 two weeks ago because on Apple Music on art Pop 0:46:35.320 --> 0:46:38.080 they took off her song with R Kelly, like that's 0:46:38.120 --> 0:46:40.200 no longer on the album, and that song is such 0:46:40.239 --> 0:46:42.279 a fucking banger. All I want to do is listen 0:46:42.280 --> 0:46:46.719 to that song because she's probably yeah, she has to 0:46:46.760 --> 0:46:49.320 want to know, because like the song is heavily implying 0:46:49.400 --> 0:46:51.680 that her and R Kelly are fucking door. 0:46:51.880 --> 0:46:53.839 Man, that's crazy. You just lose a whole song. 0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:57.120 It's such a good song. She should re record I'm 0:46:57.320 --> 0:46:59.239 so Mad at R Kelly again. 0:46:59.600 --> 0:47:01.640 All over, opened up this wound. 0:47:02.320 --> 0:47:07.640 Yeah, ISZI gonna be like making an appearance in the halftime. 0:47:07.239 --> 0:47:11.080 Show two the three. No, he's not tall, he is 0:47:13.040 --> 0:47:19.040 NFL Honors. Yeah, I've seen him a lot. I did 0:47:19.120 --> 0:47:22.440 the iHeart no the oh was it the Yeah? It 0:47:22.480 --> 0:47:24.520 was I heeart like Christmas jingle he performed on that 0:47:24.719 --> 0:47:26.080 was so good, And then saw him at the Grammy 0:47:26.120 --> 0:47:27.120 the other night. He was so good. 0:47:27.360 --> 0:47:31.279 He did I Love that halftime show or something at 0:47:31.320 --> 0:47:34.239 one of the like Christmas Day Football. I forgot which 0:47:34.239 --> 0:47:34.640 one it was. 0:47:34.760 --> 0:47:36.480 I like really heard that song today. I put it on. 0:47:36.560 --> 0:47:38.120 I was like and then for the first time, you 0:47:38.200 --> 0:47:39.800 know when you've heard a song one hundred times, but 0:47:39.880 --> 0:47:42.000 the lyrics suddenly like pop out and you're like, whoa, 0:47:42.400 --> 0:47:45.200 this is like it's about like, what the hell am 0:47:45.239 --> 0:47:48.200 I working for? My My girlfriend wants a burken bag. 0:47:48.360 --> 0:47:50.719 I can't even afford to like pay the rent, like 0:47:51.000 --> 0:47:52.920 I work nine to five? What the fuck is all 0:47:53.000 --> 0:47:55.640 this for? I'm just gonna go get drunk. And I 0:47:55.800 --> 0:47:57.720 was thinking of walking out to it in New Orleans 0:47:57.760 --> 0:47:59.480 because I'm like, I'm gonna hang with him, and like, 0:47:59.719 --> 0:48:01.120 I think that's a good song to walk out to 0:48:01.480 --> 0:48:04.200 ed Bird Show. It's like instead of like a tailor's song, 0:48:04.239 --> 0:48:05.880 it's like a more common like you know. And I 0:48:06.200 --> 0:48:08.520 was like, and she goes but and Emily was like, 0:48:08.600 --> 0:48:10.279 but you don't get tipsy, and I'm like, but I do. 0:48:10.600 --> 0:48:13.239 Like it's not just about drinking. It's about like, fuck it, 0:48:13.840 --> 0:48:16.560 let's just be lay in bed all day. Let's just 0:48:16.880 --> 0:48:19.520 over indulge in skinny pop like whatever it is, get tipsy, 0:48:19.680 --> 0:48:22.399 like it all sucks. And I and, like I said 0:48:22.440 --> 0:48:24.640 yesterday about the Olivia Rodrigue song, pretty Isn't Pretty, I 0:48:24.719 --> 0:48:27.160 love a song that doesn't have like a happy it's 0:48:27.160 --> 0:48:30.839 all gonna be okay. It's just like let's get drunk. Yeah, 0:48:31.000 --> 0:48:35.600 it's it's it actually is girl. That's girl. Yeah, tipsy 0:48:35.680 --> 0:48:39.880 is girl trying something here? I didn't know. 0:48:40.080 --> 0:48:46.400 I have a feeling it's not going to do anything 0:48:46.680 --> 0:48:50.040 at all. Chaboozy is like six five, he's a big man. 0:48:52.320 --> 0:48:57.399 Really, Emily wanted burking bag. 0:48:57.840 --> 0:49:00.600 You're so girln't seen her, but maybe it's because I 0:49:00.800 --> 0:49:05.120 mute it you haven't seen a celebrity, but because their 0:49:05.160 --> 0:49:07.120 body tried you enough that you were like, I can't 0:49:07.200 --> 0:49:10.359 watch this anymore. I like her. I she I think 0:49:10.480 --> 0:49:12.759 is uh so iconic, and I think she's really smart 0:49:12.760 --> 0:49:15.279 and cool. But she I think I because there's no 0:49:15.360 --> 0:49:17.000 way she's not still putting out content. 0:49:17.120 --> 0:49:17.640 I think I just. 0:49:22.600 --> 0:49:26.000 Any misspelling of her name too, just to be oh god, 0:49:26.239 --> 0:49:28.399 I need to unmute her because I'm I think I'm 0:49:28.440 --> 0:49:32.440 confident enough to like invite her torso back into my feed. Yeah, 0:49:32.480 --> 0:49:34.160 into my feed. I'm ready to see that. 0:49:34.400 --> 0:49:36.359 So are you going to ask? Are you gonna mention 0:49:36.480 --> 0:49:38.200 to him like, hey, I want to use your song 0:49:38.280 --> 0:49:39.040 to come out this show. 0:49:39.120 --> 0:49:41.480 No, he doesn't care. Like that would be weird to 0:49:41.560 --> 0:49:43.200 me to be like, you know, the song that's the 0:49:43.320 --> 0:49:45.160 hit song of the year that everyone listened to a 0:49:45.160 --> 0:49:47.160 million dollars. I think I'm gonna be real different and 0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:50.319 unique and walk out. I just feel like, maybe maybe 0:49:50.320 --> 0:49:52.080 I'm wrong and he would be like tickled by that, 0:49:52.200 --> 0:49:54.040 But I feel like he would just be like, yeah, 0:49:54.080 --> 0:49:56.080 of course she would not everyone. 0:49:56.600 --> 0:49:58.600 You know, I don't feel Saturday. 0:49:58.840 --> 0:50:01.280 I think it's thirty years that would be interesting anecdote. 0:50:01.280 --> 0:50:03.520 But so Thursday is the NFL Honors, and then and 0:50:03.560 --> 0:50:06.759 then Friday tour and Friday's like Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh. Yeah, and 0:50:06.840 --> 0:50:10.040 then Saturday you're doing this big show with Bird Kreischer 0:50:10.080 --> 0:50:14.239 at where is it. That's some big really thank you 0:50:14.320 --> 0:50:19.560 for PiZZ Yeah, I think so pizza they have. Yeah, 0:50:19.760 --> 0:50:22.160 I think they would think you'll be just gonna sell out. 0:50:22.200 --> 0:50:25.160 I think it'll be a very interesting story thirty years 0:50:25.200 --> 0:50:27.600 from now when you're doing the White House Correspondence Center 0:50:27.800 --> 0:50:32.560 for President Boy thirty years three months. 0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:37.000 Yeah, then I do that show and that'll be fun. 0:50:37.040 --> 0:50:38.279 And then I get to go to the super Bowl 0:50:38.320 --> 0:50:38.640 the next. 0:50:38.600 --> 0:50:39.920 Time, and then the Super Bowl and you're rooting for 0:50:39.920 --> 0:50:41.600 the Chiefs. I'm assuming, Yeah, I mean, I. 0:50:41.840 --> 0:50:44.520 I think I'll be, I hate to say, maybe rooting 0:50:44.560 --> 0:50:47.000 for both teams. Like I'll be excited, but at some 0:50:47.080 --> 0:50:49.000 point I'll have to choose what I want. I think 0:50:49.320 --> 0:50:52.160 when the underdog reveals itself, I'll be rooting for them. Yeah. 0:50:52.160 --> 0:50:55.120 The underdog is the Donna Kelsey thing of just wearing like. 0:50:56.920 --> 0:50:59.200 Or the I love the Rob Low thing of just 0:50:59.280 --> 0:50:59.720 the NFL. 0:51:00.080 --> 0:51:00.360 NFL. 0:51:00.680 --> 0:51:02.080 I thought I was going to take a joke on 0:51:02.120 --> 0:51:04.080 that and just wear all things that just say NFL 0:51:04.160 --> 0:51:06.799 and be very middle, you know, like I thought people 0:51:06.880 --> 0:51:08.600 might not get the joke, but I think that would 0:51:08.640 --> 0:51:10.480 be funny because it was like a baseball. 0:51:10.200 --> 0:51:20.439 Umpires the refs. Wait, he was wearing a ref hat. 0:51:20.800 --> 0:51:21.440 Well, he. 0:51:23.719 --> 0:51:28.439 Looked like the commissioner Roger don't I look. 0:51:28.360 --> 0:51:31.640 Good and red? And obviously it's like Taylor. It's Travis. 0:51:31.920 --> 0:51:32.520 I know him. 0:51:32.600 --> 0:51:36.560 He's great and uh, you know Kanna Patrick And no, 0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:38.480 not yet. I haven't even looked. I probably could see, 0:51:38.520 --> 0:51:41.040 but I don't. I don't care to look yet because 0:51:41.160 --> 0:51:43.759 I can only be disappointed, I think, you know what 0:51:43.800 --> 0:51:46.160 I mean, Like I'd rather be like surprised, like whoa. 0:51:46.920 --> 0:51:49.840 It's because right now I'm thinking they're shitty, because why would. 0:51:49.680 --> 0:51:51.279 They who You're getting him through? 0:51:51.560 --> 0:51:54.239 And I don't mean like being in the building is 0:51:54.280 --> 0:51:55.719 not shitty, Like the tickets are, so. 0:51:55.880 --> 0:51:57.880 They're going to be good because you are presenting a 0:51:57.960 --> 0:51:59.520 cool award at the NFL Honors. 0:51:59.560 --> 0:52:02.920 So like a soppy was sitting next with in a 0:52:03.040 --> 0:52:10.440 box in a box arm in arm with Roger Goodell. 0:52:10.719 --> 0:52:13.239 If they're flying you out there for the honors, then 0:52:13.320 --> 0:52:16.080 like because with celerity old. 0:52:16.080 --> 0:52:19.360 I don't even don't talk about it, you. 0:52:20.880 --> 0:52:23.440 Know, no. I mean like we went last year, but 0:52:23.520 --> 0:52:27.319 that wasn't just amazing, but we were high up line, 0:52:27.600 --> 0:52:29.040 but we were high up, not that high. 0:52:29.640 --> 0:52:30.600 Those are great seeds. 0:52:31.080 --> 0:52:34.239 They were amazing. I guess my point is I'm not 0:52:34.239 --> 0:52:35.719 looking because I want to be surprised. Yeah. 0:52:35.800 --> 0:52:40.640 Yeah, it'll be a box, though, box like an NFL box, 0:52:41.360 --> 0:52:42.960 a little bit about football. 0:52:42.719 --> 0:52:45.560 Like you know a little bit, and I can follow 0:52:45.600 --> 0:52:48.160 a game, and thought, I can follow a game and 0:52:48.320 --> 0:52:51.440 have a good time now because of this year and 0:52:51.520 --> 0:52:52.839 what it's done for me, I will have a much 0:52:52.880 --> 0:52:54.640 better last year. I actually had a really good time 0:52:54.680 --> 0:52:56.640 with Brian because he explained the game to me and 0:52:57.200 --> 0:52:59.560 it was just that was it was so fucking fun. 0:52:59.880 --> 0:53:01.040 And that's when I said, I want to go to 0:53:01.120 --> 0:53:04.080 every singst of my life. Oh yeah, I forgot about that. 0:53:04.200 --> 0:53:06.600 You were like, Travis Kelsey is going off and I 0:53:06.680 --> 0:53:08.719 was like all right, and you're like ten receptions. I 0:53:08.800 --> 0:53:10.840 was like whoa, and you're like ten and then you 0:53:10.920 --> 0:53:16.680 did get ten? Whoa? Yeah. I mean I've got a 0:53:16.719 --> 0:53:19.600 lot of parlays. What's the spread on the Eagle game? 0:53:19.800 --> 0:53:21.840 Negative one? Eagles are the underdogs. 0:53:21.960 --> 0:53:26.800 I'm just negative want over on Barkley's rushing yards for me. 0:53:26.920 --> 0:53:29.960 I'll give you my Yeah, absolutely that one. Well, I'm 0:53:30.120 --> 0:53:37.960 just saying, this is not a girl, this is not a. 0:53:40.520 --> 0:53:40.719 Boy. 0:53:40.880 --> 0:53:41.520 I can't do it. 0:53:41.719 --> 0:53:43.279 I can't do it. But someone else will. 0:53:43.960 --> 0:53:46.880 Yeah, yeah, exactly, I can't do it. Yes, we heard you, 0:53:47.000 --> 0:53:49.680 and we saw your sly, we saw your good side 0:53:49.719 --> 0:53:50.320 of your face. 0:53:50.520 --> 0:53:53.960 It looked like the guiltiest man a lot look bad. Yeah, 0:53:54.120 --> 0:53:56.320 you look like Murphy Wine that his trial. 0:54:00.160 --> 0:54:02.759 Did you hear? Diddy like just hurt his knee and 0:54:02.840 --> 0:54:06.480 they're thinking it's because they it's really advantageous for someone 0:54:06.520 --> 0:54:09.080 who's being tried for something to show up like looking weak. 0:54:10.239 --> 0:54:11.360 He's trying to get those crutches. 0:54:12.200 --> 0:54:14.600 It might even be real pain, like Sarno level pain. 0:54:14.920 --> 0:54:17.480 Oh yeah, there's no question he's deep pain. Like that 0:54:17.600 --> 0:54:21.320 guy is not having a good time. I can't imagine he's. 0:54:21.200 --> 0:54:22.719 Having a good time deep pain. 0:54:23.520 --> 0:54:26.120 Yeah, but that was I don't. I guess it's just 0:54:26.400 --> 0:54:27.120 it's girl again. 0:54:27.239 --> 0:54:30.359 Let's get it back to me, girl. 0:54:30.560 --> 0:54:33.400 How are you feeling about? What's your excitement level for 0:54:33.520 --> 0:54:36.120 the halftime show? Kendrick? 0:54:36.520 --> 0:54:38.319 I mean, I'm excited for not like us, but I'm 0:54:38.360 --> 0:54:39.880 not really familiar with Kendrick. 0:54:40.360 --> 0:54:42.360 Kendrick there not the Black Panther soundtray. 0:54:43.000 --> 0:54:44.719 I think you know I'm gonna use this as I 0:54:44.719 --> 0:54:46.200 don't think I'm gonna have time to like get into 0:54:46.280 --> 0:54:48.120 Kendrick before then in the way that I need to. 0:54:48.160 --> 0:54:50.320 I'm obviously aware of him. I know I can recognize 0:54:50.400 --> 0:54:52.560 him when I hear his voice, but I'm not a 0:54:52.600 --> 0:54:54.800 big fan. But I'm going to use this opportunity to 0:54:55.280 --> 0:54:58.080 be like that's when I discovered Kendrick Lamar. I mean, like, 0:54:58.120 --> 0:55:00.239 I know that's blame, but I think it if there's 0:55:00.239 --> 0:55:02.480 any place where I'll be like, holy shit, I have 0:55:02.600 --> 0:55:04.279 been sleeping on this even though I know that I 0:55:04.320 --> 0:55:08.440 would like him, That'll be the time that's I truly. 0:55:08.200 --> 0:55:11.840 Think the Super Bowl halftime show is specifically designed for 0:55:12.000 --> 0:55:15.840 America to it's wake up to wake up and like 0:55:16.000 --> 0:55:18.680 kind of like figure out, like, oh, Kendrick Lamar is 0:55:18.719 --> 0:55:21.520 like a worthwhile artist is Like I think that's how 0:55:21.560 --> 0:55:23.160 it's traditionally been used. 0:55:23.200 --> 0:55:25.440 I mean, like Kendrick Lamar's the way I feel about 0:55:26.800 --> 0:55:31.320 like Breaking Bad or the Wire, like things I know 0:55:31.480 --> 0:55:33.799 that I would love and are like, without a doubt 0:55:34.000 --> 0:55:36.880 amazing and I respect them deeply, but I just am 0:55:36.920 --> 0:55:39.360 not aware of them yet, Like you can't know everything, 0:55:39.680 --> 0:55:42.000 and so I yeah, I'm hoping to. Like the other 0:55:42.120 --> 0:55:44.399 night with that ray girl, everyone's just like, oh my god, 0:55:44.440 --> 0:55:46.400 who is this? Like I know Kendrick Lamar is like 0:55:46.600 --> 0:55:49.440 ubiquitous now, but I just haven't let it in except 0:55:49.520 --> 0:55:50.600 I don't know his Uh. 0:55:50.880 --> 0:55:51.840 I know ray Gun. 0:55:53.360 --> 0:55:55.040 He's on Bad Blood with Taylor Swift, and I know 0:55:55.120 --> 0:55:56.239 that's ridiculous that I know that. 0:55:56.360 --> 0:55:59.000 I feel like you should look up his Grammy performance 0:55:59.040 --> 0:56:02.799 from like fourteen or twenty fifteen or twenty sixteen maybe, 0:56:02.880 --> 0:56:06.799 but like it's a Grammy performance. It's so incredible. Really, 0:56:06.840 --> 0:56:08.040 it's like one of the best. 0:56:08.239 --> 0:56:12.239 Okay, like he's a wordsmith. He's like, well, yeah, you know, but. 0:56:12.360 --> 0:56:15.560 That's that was like that everyone I love and respect 0:56:15.600 --> 0:56:16.040 to love something. 0:56:16.080 --> 0:56:18.480 That was my introduction to him, and I was like, damn. 0:56:18.800 --> 0:56:21.640 But then like also, like it's gonna be crazy to 0:56:21.719 --> 0:56:25.279 have like a whole stadium of people screaming Drake's at Potophile, 0:56:27.440 --> 0:56:30.359 Like this is the worst week of Drake's life right now. 0:56:30.760 --> 0:56:32.719 Yes, I don't think he's shown up right, like he's 0:56:32.800 --> 0:56:34.720 not like a set, a statement or anything. 0:56:34.800 --> 0:56:37.080 No, he can't win that. You can't win if you 0:56:37.239 --> 0:56:39.440 come out and say something, you lose if you. 0:56:39.640 --> 0:56:43.399 Yeah, he's just you're friends with Drake, reach out to him. Yes, 0:56:43.920 --> 0:56:46.480 he needs it. Tell me he's not alone. 0:56:49.000 --> 0:56:51.120 What if he came out during the halftime show with 0:56:51.360 --> 0:56:52.839 Kendrick God, I'd be sick. 0:56:52.960 --> 0:56:55.440 I mean, but that's why it's like so excited. That's 0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:57.760 something like you can be on top of the world 0:56:57.880 --> 0:57:00.279 and think you're so fucking cool and one of the 0:57:00.400 --> 0:57:04.160 like most popular artist that has ever lived and one 0:57:04.680 --> 0:57:06.640 song can be written about you or you know, I 0:57:06.680 --> 0:57:08.120 think it was a couple like it was kind of 0:57:08.160 --> 0:57:10.840 a series. Yeah, but you can get taken down so 0:57:11.000 --> 0:57:14.480 much that off taken from your tower like so quickly. 0:57:14.560 --> 0:57:19.560 I think it's kind of and that that that they're 0:57:19.640 --> 0:57:21.520 willing to go there, that they're willing to risk it 0:57:21.560 --> 0:57:24.360 all by like calling something out as exciting it is. 0:57:24.520 --> 0:57:26.480 I mean fallsy in your face. 0:57:26.560 --> 0:57:30.360 I mean, like honestly, like in the nineties, like the 0:57:30.440 --> 0:57:34.280 Tupaca Biggie thing, like it finally it feels as big 0:57:34.320 --> 0:57:38.320 as that again, like where it's like I love drama, well, 0:57:38.360 --> 0:57:38.960 like you. 0:57:39.000 --> 0:57:43.320 Know, Charlie XCX did the whole like song about Lord 0:57:43.640 --> 0:57:47.280 and her feeling like competitive with her, and then they 0:57:47.400 --> 0:57:49.160 like you know, did the remix and then they like 0:57:49.240 --> 0:57:50.640 worked it out on the remix. So that was like 0:57:50.680 --> 0:57:52.720 another I like, I like a feud, Like I love 0:57:52.800 --> 0:57:54.720 the machine Gun, Kelly Eminem, you do. 0:57:54.840 --> 0:57:58.680 A good comedy bit, or like another rapper, do another 0:57:58.760 --> 0:58:00.920 rap song where you can take down other pedophile, Like 0:58:01.720 --> 0:58:03.280 does the song have to be that good? 0:58:04.200 --> 0:58:04.840 Like you know what I mean? 0:58:04.920 --> 0:58:07.960 So many pedophiles get away because everyone's like, oh, it's 0:58:08.000 --> 0:58:09.800 all boring popiles. 0:58:09.840 --> 0:58:11.880 If we just put it to a good beat, a good. 0:58:11.760 --> 0:58:14.520 Beat or something insanely creative, that's the only way. 0:58:14.560 --> 0:58:17.240 Well, that's Hannibal Buris was the way he presented the 0:58:17.320 --> 0:58:19.480 Cosby thing to everywhere. He made us all wake up. 0:58:19.680 --> 0:58:20.880 It was like go home and google it. 0:58:20.960 --> 0:58:23.880 Yes, you know what I'm saying, So think something true. 0:58:23.840 --> 0:58:26.080 Because it was a way of delivering the information that 0:58:26.120 --> 0:58:27.919 people kind of like woke up. I don't think Drake 0:58:28.040 --> 0:58:30.240 is being like tried for anything because of that song, 0:58:30.320 --> 0:58:31.600 but it's embarrassing as far. 0:58:31.760 --> 0:58:35.040 It's just embarrassing that everyone just like now even like 0:58:35.400 --> 0:58:38.280 like hey, well that's a confirmation you are a betterphile. 0:58:38.640 --> 0:58:40.960 It's crazy make a song about Sean being gay? 0:58:41.200 --> 0:58:42.840 Yeah, going down. 0:58:43.680 --> 0:58:47.120 The commenters on the Nicky Blazer podcast YouTube are gonna 0:58:47.360 --> 0:58:48.000 really be. 0:58:48.120 --> 0:58:52.000 So lucky, be so lucky to be gay? Which it's 0:58:52.040 --> 0:58:54.479 not even yeah, it's oh. 0:58:54.440 --> 0:58:55.000 It's not bad. 0:58:55.280 --> 0:58:57.080 Yeah, but you're making not that it's a bad. 0:58:58.280 --> 0:58:59.200 What a dream? 0:58:59.640 --> 0:59:02.240 What a dream for me to wake up and be gay? 0:59:02.280 --> 0:59:03.880 Because then I could just be like, yeah, no, I 0:59:04.040 --> 0:59:05.720 like Lady Gaga, I'm not gay. 0:59:08.120 --> 0:59:09.920 You'd be free to like this all the things you 0:59:10.080 --> 0:59:10.640 actually like. 0:59:10.960 --> 0:59:14.520 Yeah, I'm like, listen, thirteen going on. Thirty is better 0:59:14.600 --> 0:59:17.479 than big, But I can't say that as a boy. 0:59:17.560 --> 0:59:18.040 Believe it is. 0:59:18.360 --> 0:59:20.600 I kind of love thirty. Go got there and I've 0:59:20.720 --> 0:59:22.960 seen it. Oh you got it? It's better than big. 0:59:23.120 --> 0:59:24.960 Oh my godness, I don't know about that. 0:59:25.760 --> 0:59:27.160 All right, we gotta go. Thank you guys so much 0:59:27.160 --> 0:59:29.200 for listening to the podcast. We will be back next 0:59:29.240 --> 0:59:31.920 week with a like you know what happened on that 0:59:32.080 --> 0:59:34.680 charter jet? Hopefully we make it there. 0:59:36.600 --> 0:59:39.880 So that's girls they have a plane gradge and I 0:59:39.960 --> 0:59:42.240 would be that would be girl a box. 0:59:42.320 --> 0:59:45.480 Okay, remember me as girl? You guys, okay, uh, don't 0:59:45.480 --> 0:59:49.080 we got bye? The Nicky Glazer Podcast is a production 0:59:49.280 --> 0:59:52.720 by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts. 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