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Speaker 1: Nikki Glaser Podcasts. Hello here, I am welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's Niki Glazer podcast. We are recreating the magic of

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Speaker 1: yesterday's episode with the same crew, different day, next day,

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Speaker 1: different studio.

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Speaker 2: Different place. It's like a sequel. They like it so

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Speaker 2: much they bought the sequel. They have to update the

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Speaker 2: background around people. Wuldn't realize there was a different.

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Speaker 3: Rush Hour where rush Hour the first one's in la

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Speaker 3: and then they go to China.

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Speaker 2: Then they go to China. Oh yeah, all these uh

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Speaker 2: heck octagons.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well we've been here before. Yesterday. Noah was saying

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Speaker 1: the podcast was so good. She was saying that on

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Speaker 1: the Girls Chat today, and I was like, was it

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Speaker 1: because we were like on top of each other? Was

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Speaker 1: that like does that add an energy to it? Or

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Speaker 1: was it just like, you know, sometimes we have good

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Speaker 1: podcasts here too. It's not I don't know if it's

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Speaker 1: the space I'm trying to like what makes well?

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Speaker 2: Without a doubt, being in person is five times better

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Speaker 2: than being on zoo, Yes, because you can just talk,

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Speaker 2: you know, You're like creamer at a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so true.

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Speaker 3: I mean we were on fire yesterday and I feel

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Speaker 3: like we're on fire today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm feeling the energy.

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Speaker 3: During the pre show, somebody came in and like, should

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Speaker 3: we start recording? This is some good.

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Speaker 1: Podcast where we were talking about what just at the table.

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Speaker 1: It's a table that we're at. We could set it.

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Speaker 2: It's unusual.

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Speaker 1: Brian Frangie, Sean O'Connor, Andrew Colin.

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Speaker 2: Yes, all here, can't buy a table like this at Ikea. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you can no look at it.

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Speaker 1: There's wait, I think you could.

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Speaker 2: Thought it was only too late.

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Speaker 3: I like it.

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Speaker 1: I mean I like Ikea. I'm complimenting it by saying

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Speaker 1: that absolutely.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying literally, you can't like this is not for

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Speaker 2: sale at Ikea.

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Speaker 1: Okay know that On.

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Speaker 4: The IKEEA app.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Andrew was just saying, well, I was just how

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Speaker 1: did we get into.

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Speaker 3: Something circling each other as problemeric Yeah it wasn't good.

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Speaker 1: But Andrew asked what, like what he should get done?

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Speaker 1: And I was just saying that chin implants. I just

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Speaker 1: read a thing. I guess it was in New York

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Speaker 1: magazine or I forget where, but they did a report

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Speaker 1: about how chin implants are the new cosmetic surgery that

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Speaker 1: every man is getting. Yeah. Yeah, but it's not there anymore.

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Speaker 3: It's gone.

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Speaker 1: So but it was, uh, well, it was interesting to

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Speaker 1: me because it seems affordable to me. It was twelve

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars, and for what I can tell, it really

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Speaker 1: does change the shape of your face in a way

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Speaker 1: that I haven't seen male plastic surgery in a subtle

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Speaker 1: way that like, I know all the girl tricks to

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Speaker 1: make it look like you haven't had work done, and

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Speaker 1: people just go, wow, you look a lot prettier, and

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm not doing all of them, but I'm

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Speaker 1: aware of when they happen, when they're subtle and you

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Speaker 1: can't really tell someone's had plastic surgery. And I think

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Speaker 1: the chin implant for guys is that subtle thing.

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Speaker 2: I'm hotter, but we don't know why, like a thicker chin.

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Speaker 1: I think they just like add I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: it's like around twelve thousand dollars, and I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's like a really intense like recovery. I'm not advocating

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Speaker 1: for it because you don't. No one really needs one,

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Speaker 1: but to me, it was like, oh, I would make

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Speaker 1: I would probably do that.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you're a man and you feel like you

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Speaker 2: need a chin, implant if the next step is just

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Speaker 2: to grow a beard because that covers up anything.

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Speaker 3: No, but like the beard, everyone knows the beard. The

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Speaker 3: beard is actually is like a twenties trick. I do

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Speaker 3: think a chin implant is.

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Speaker 2: A twenties trick.

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Speaker 3: It is like I like, I listen, I'm always like

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Speaker 3: kind of unshaven, but like it is a trick to

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Speaker 3: like distract.

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Speaker 1: It's like a comb over.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you get this chin, you go in

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Speaker 3: and you go give me the leno. You're coming out.

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Speaker 3: You're so confident.

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Speaker 1: I think you want the rife.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I want Yeah, you definitely don't want the leno.

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Speaker 3: But like I bet it's like six thousand dollars less the.

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Speaker 1: Thing, and it comes with a denim ensemble.

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Speaker 3: That's what they put on you for the surgery.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, I don't think the only reason this

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Speaker 1: is like happening right now is because there's a trend

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Speaker 1: in men needing structured faces. Like I was reading this

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Speaker 1: article and it was like, that's what's in right now

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Speaker 1: is not like these doe like kind of like more

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Speaker 1: dadbod like. But the thing is, you might not want

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Speaker 1: to get it because it might not be in that

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Speaker 1: this is all because of right now, handsome squid word

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Speaker 1: is like the vibe.

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Speaker 5: Right, But then your face is so structured and everything,

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Speaker 5: and like your body is like fucking droopy.

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Speaker 4: What are you gonna do? It doesn't add up? So

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Speaker 4: then what do you? Then you have to work out?

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Speaker 1: I mean this is this is you should not do

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Speaker 1: this if you're not someone who cares about the entire package.

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Speaker 1: Oh I care, That's what I'm saying this. You're eligible

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Speaker 1: for this. I feel like like you you have focused

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Speaker 1: on working like you want to be seen as hot.

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Speaker 4: I believe I think, yes, yeah, you.

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Speaker 1: Could taste it and you felt it before I.

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Speaker 4: Have as a young man, I taste You're a good.

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Speaker 1: Looking guy, like there's no question about it. But I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, like, I think you're a good candidate because

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Speaker 1: this is will it will make you do that face

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Speaker 1: in the mirror that I've seen you do so many

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Speaker 1: times that you got caught doing when I was on

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Speaker 1: set my mom, and you should have been on set too,

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Speaker 1: but you were in my dressing room using my mirror

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Speaker 1: to take your shirt off.

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Speaker 4: I thought it didn't want to work down.

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Speaker 1: Writing for me on f Way Island and you were

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Speaker 1: supposed to be on sets giving in my ear.

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Speaker 4: You didn't have to know.

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Speaker 1: My ring light, and you wouldn't have never been You

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Speaker 1: would have never been caught if later on a PA

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Speaker 1: that hadn't come up to me to give me a

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Speaker 1: water bottle. And it was the PA who caught you

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Speaker 1: in there, and you got embarrassed because you thought the

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Speaker 1: PA was gonna tell me, which he was not, So

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Speaker 1: you just outed yourself and go. He saw me naked,

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Speaker 1: he saw me with my shirt off.

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Speaker 4: I was posing in.

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Speaker 1: You just you completely just like broke down and told

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Speaker 1: me all the truth. It was so funny.

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Speaker 5: I was kidding, man, I was actually really good jokes.

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Speaker 1: Now seeing that guy, knowing that guy that likes to

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Speaker 1: save Nikki. It's not fair. You always get to look

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Speaker 1: in the mirror. I don't get to look in the

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Speaker 1: mirror at all because you're a writer. Y.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it seems like this has been on your mind. No,

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Speaker 4: I actually I know, I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: It was funny.

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Speaker 4: I was just I was a good mirror. It was

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Speaker 4: a good you find a good mirror you ruin your

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Speaker 4: whole career.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're defensive like but Nikki, you get to be

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Speaker 1: in the mirror all day long. And I'm like, I

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Speaker 1: don't even like it, but you and and why would

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Speaker 1: you get to It's not like I'm hogging it. This

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Speaker 1: is unprecedented that a writer should be supplied a ring

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Speaker 1: light in a mirror.

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Speaker 4: Well, she has to appear on camera. I was next

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Speaker 4: to camera. Talk about me being on cameras.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, yeah, we we Like you dressed

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Speaker 1: up like a guy who is way past the submission

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Speaker 1: age to be on f Way Island, and you were

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Speaker 1: like he took a gold chain from one of the guys,

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Speaker 1: and like had a button down shirt that you bought

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Speaker 1: and and unbuttoned it a lot. And then you walked

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Speaker 1: around with your gray chest hair coming out and pretended

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Speaker 1: to be a guy named Ragou.

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Speaker 4: But the saddest part is, like I I wanted.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's hard not to get swept up in

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Speaker 2: the rings. This is so cool.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you were there, you witnessed it.

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Speaker 2: It is like fist bumped, I mean, and I felt

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Speaker 2: I was in love.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it really it's intoxic. You want their approval desperately, Yes,

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Speaker 1: how do you not listen?

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Speaker 3: Being young and hot is like the greatest it's the

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Speaker 3: greatest currency we have in America.

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Speaker 1: Really.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's like forty bitcoins. It's like it is.

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Speaker 1: It absolutely is, and you should really capitalize on it

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Speaker 1: if you can, if you if you want to. I

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Speaker 1: don't forgrudge anyone just being like a hot specimen.

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Speaker 2: But what's the name of the man from the Claw,

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Speaker 2: the Iron Claw?

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Speaker 3: Oh, Jeremy Allen White, No, Zachffron, Yeah, why can't remember?

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Speaker 1: It is the least movie I would ever think.

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Speaker 3: He's the guy from the Nerd Hottest in that movie,

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Speaker 3: Harris Dickinson I think is hot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the guy from Baby Girl. Yeah, Oh that guy,

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Speaker 1: that twitchy way. He acts like someone did an impression

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Speaker 1: of him, and I was turned on by the impression.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember did you see someone doing.

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Speaker 3: I did see somebody in appress.

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize I was attracted to the Harris guy

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Speaker 1: from the movie until I saw the impression. I was like,

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Speaker 1: it was just baby good.

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Speaker 3: You saw.

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Speaker 2: The he's the male model and so he has he

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Speaker 2: sucked up his chin falling on a kitchen table. They say, yes,

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Speaker 2: he didn't get an implant.

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Speaker 1: There, No, that looks like there was like there's like

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Speaker 1: some metal in his like jaw, like kind of like Kanye. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Kanye seems to have that too.

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Speaker 2: But he got a car. He didn't wear a safe belt.

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Speaker 2: He didn't safe belt. Yeah, and that's why he got

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Speaker 2: his jaw wired ship and then that's why his jaws

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Speaker 2: a little bit.

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Speaker 3: I just want to say every a lot of your

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Speaker 3: listeners think I'm gay and me being like, he's not

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Speaker 3: even in the top three on it's not really good.

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Speaker 1: You're not gay, but you do have strong opinions.

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Speaker 3: A lot of about mail looks usually.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I want everyone to blindly like lock in

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Speaker 1: a number. No, so Ryan Reynolds one to ten of

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Speaker 1: hotness and you have to blindly lock in a number.

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Speaker 1: Now you're all gonna stay at the same time. And

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Speaker 1: I saw TikTok about like something that that reveals about you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so one to ten Ryan Reynolds, are you ready? Yeah, three, two, one,

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Speaker 1: n eight you said eight Andrew nine nine. You guys

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Speaker 1: are all straight. This woman took a poll of like

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Speaker 1: forty guys of like a really you know, half queer

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Speaker 1: men and half straight men, and she found that on average,

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Speaker 1: queer people, queer men rate Ryan Reynolds like a six

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Speaker 1: point five, like to like seven and six is and

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Speaker 1: No? I think that that that's just someone who is

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Speaker 4: Yeah everything, he's just Yeah, it's blind taste.

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Speaker 2: He actually has an advantage because it's almost like home

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Speaker 1: Yes, and that's why they throw in like the celebrities

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Speaker 2: There's quite a few breakfast items that are not good

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Speaker 2: I'm glad that's what you bring to the Bobby play.

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Speaker 1: I never know when people say what's your good side?

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Speaker 2: You have a bad side, yeah, for their pictures?

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Speaker 1: What every surgery is is that it's correct in that way,

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00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:05,480
Speaker 1: like when I've gotten botox or even like even with makeup.

444
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,719
Speaker 1: They'll like do different things on one side, so they

445
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,320
Speaker 1: I think that's part of the thing, is like we'll

446
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Speaker 1: do more units on this side to pull this up.

447
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,240
Speaker 3: But yeah, I think I would like.

448
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,639
Speaker 2: Do anything per se. But it would be interesting to

449
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,879
Speaker 2: go into a plastic surgery and just say what's wrong,

450
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,480
Speaker 2: Like what is it that's making they do?

451
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Speaker 3: Yeah?

452
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Speaker 1: Circle? Literally what they Yeah, I want to get the

453
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Speaker 1: circle I don't want to get, Okay, So they let

454
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,440
Speaker 1: me tell you what they do. They like, look at you,

455
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,000
Speaker 1: he holds your face like this like I've had I've

456
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Speaker 1: been consulted for like surgery on my face twice. One

457
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,000
Speaker 1: time it was just they set pictures and you have

458
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,720
Speaker 1: to like turn and then the other he just looked

459
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,560
Speaker 1: at me like we were about to kiss. Like this close,

460
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,600
Speaker 1: like and he's just looking and he's going like pulling this,

461
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,040
Speaker 1: doing this, and it's like intense and you're trying like

462
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,040
Speaker 1: not to look in his eyes because you might feel

463
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:55,439
Speaker 1: something and it's really awkward. And then and then they

464
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,640
Speaker 1: just suggest things and you hope that it's the same

465
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Speaker 1: things you were thinking, because if it's not, it's just like,

466
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,280
Speaker 1: but I was right about what I thought I needed.

467
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,760
Speaker 1: But then the thing that I was going to get,

468
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,399
Speaker 1: like a lip lift, which is where they take out

469
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:12,440
Speaker 1: like a little bit of this. Oh I need that, Like, yeah,

470
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Speaker 1: you would actually be a good candidate for it.

471
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Speaker 4: I have so much skin.

472
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Speaker 2: Teeth, okay, teeth, I need a lot. I hated my teeth, man,

473
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Speaker 2: I don't you hate your teeth?

474
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Speaker 4: No, I don't hate it. I don't hate them hate them.

475
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Speaker 3: Say now, but when you have these luscious d s ls,

476
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Speaker 3: like my secret DSL tho I d s ls, I

477
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Speaker 3: think you have.

478
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Speaker 1: You your upper lip is literally what every girl dreams of. Happened.

479
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're not.

480
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Speaker 1: Everyone needs to go to YouTube right now and look

481
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Speaker 1: at O'Connor's upper It is perfect. Yeah, it's like it

482
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Speaker 1: looks like you.

483
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Speaker 3: El their list. Oh you grew up in Long Island

484
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Speaker 3: and never heard that.

485
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know what t h O is?

486
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Speaker 2: Th h o titty honk and ovaries.

487
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Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, no t.

488
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Speaker 1: JO have that titty hart on. It's like what you

489
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Speaker 1: can see through.

490
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:09,080
Speaker 3: Like Jennifer Andison my friends throughout.

491
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Speaker 2: So dick's sucking lips huh No, I never heard of

492
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Speaker 2: that one before. I know DSL is like a type

493
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Speaker 2: of internet.

494
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. And then it was like a perfect

495
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,080
Speaker 3: insult for people to always say to me when I

496
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:25,600
Speaker 3: was like seventeen, because yeah, d S al me because

497
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Speaker 3: I don't have those no.

498
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Speaker 1: Dick sucking lips in high school?

499
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Speaker 3: No, no, you don't. They dsls what called me white

500
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:33,879
Speaker 3: jay Z it was.

501
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 1: That's actually kind of cool.

502
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Speaker 3: That was pretty cool at the time. It was the

503
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Speaker 3: coolest time to be compared to jay Z.

504
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Speaker 4: God, did you prove that they were ing by blowing them?

505
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Speaker 1: Made? I swear to God us, I'm so angry.

506
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 3: Suck your dick right now, I'll terrible.

507
00:21:55,880 --> 00:22:00,960
Speaker 1: My lips are, Yeah, those are good ones.

508
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,159
Speaker 5: I got made from my nipples got made from them.

509
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 5: I got I'm gonna get smaller nipples.

510
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,199
Speaker 3: Are that you got PEPs and they're PEPs.

511
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 1: What PEPs mean?

512
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 4: You never heard pepperoni?

513
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:11,439
Speaker 1: I've heard of.

514
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 3: Pepper There was a lot of like in the high

515
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 3: school locker room, people would if you had anything outside

516
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Speaker 3: of the normal nipple. Like people were like like.

517
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Speaker 4: Saucers did make a shower in gym class.

518
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, like in school bacon you would have to do

519
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 3: one on one with your gym teacher. What we didn't

520
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Speaker 3: on friends.

521
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Speaker 1: The tailor isn't supposed to pop your balls in prison,

522
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Speaker 1: so they don't tailor fans like that. Yeah in prison.

523
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Speaker 5: Why do guys though, hate other guys with bigger nipples

524
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 5: like they like women with nipples?

525
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 4: Women have bigger nipples? Is that what it is?

526
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:02,359
Speaker 2: Like you much, It's not like it's attacking us.

527
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 1: It's feminine. If you like it on women, you wouldn't

528
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 1: like something on a man. Yes, he's getting Even though

529
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 1: guys having Lusia's lips is in, it's still like was

530
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 1: used against you as like that's a girl thing.

531
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Speaker 3: Yes, And I remember like looking at the like the

532
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 3: soccer players, they all have like whispers of nipples, and

533
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I wish I had.

534
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 4: This kid had tiny little nipples.

535
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 5: And I always said if I had your fucking nipples,

536
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Speaker 5: I would look so jet like, yeah all the time,

537
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,199
Speaker 5: he had the best nipples there were.

538
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Speaker 1: Get your nipples done to it. It would be such

539
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 1: a minor procedure, and it's something that you think about

540
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,119
Speaker 1: a lot, and then you would be free to be

541
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,880
Speaker 1: like the Florida man. You're meant to be, like comfortable

542
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 1: with your shirt, like comfortable with your shirt. I can.

543
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Speaker 2: In all seriousness, why a guy white man start.

544
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: Writings instead gold enough Island.

545
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 2: Why men in school would make fun of big nipples

546
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 2: or anything of feminine is because if a man even

547
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 2: makes them feel attracted in any way at all, they'll

548
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,120
Speaker 2: get angry because they'll feel like, oh no, I'm gay. Gay,

549
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:02,879
Speaker 2: it's an attack.

550
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 3: It makes fun of you.

551
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 2: So it feels like a little you know, twink walking

552
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 2: around and he's looking hot and like and for just

553
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 2: for a second, a straight guy looks at him and

554
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 2: gets a little bit of a boner.

555
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they're angry about the boner you gave.

556
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 2: That's so true.

557
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,199
Speaker 1: It's so true. That's why, like I would hear stories

558
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 1: of you know, there's a lot of gay guys that

559
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,199
Speaker 1: are attracted to straight men. They just almost like it's

560
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 1: like a challenge. It's almost probably like a fear of

561
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,479
Speaker 1: uh abandonment. A guy will that's not gay will never

562
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 1: actually be with you, so you're not risking anything, but

563
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: they do risk something because guys after they come have

564
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: that like post nut clarity of like a straight guy

565
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 1: that's getting his first blowjob from a guy and they

566
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 1: get like violent because they're so mad that they're gay

567
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 1: and this guy fucking sucked it out of them. I

568
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: wasn't gay until you did this, And so that's like

569
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: a really yeah that there's an anger that comes with that.

570
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: I mean that goes with anything, like anytime you see

571
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: something that reminds you of the thing that you're afraid of,

572
00:24:56,680 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: scared of being it. It's like it's honestly, the Dane

573
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: Cook joke, which I always think about boiled down of

574
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: when he's like trips on the sidewalk and he's like

575
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 1: fucking like he gets like mad, like the streaming, like

576
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: the reaction is so overblown because you're so embarrassed.

577
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 2: Did we give Dane Cook his flowers?

578
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 1: We did give him flowers all the time.

579
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Speaker 2: I can't wait for his comeback album, not to call

580
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 2: it a comeback album. But he's working on an hour

581
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,439
Speaker 2: that is amazing.

582
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: Wait did you see it?

583
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 2: Well, I saw it several times while we were going

584
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 2: around for really he was up before you, like maybe

585
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 2: like three or four. I was always in the zone

586
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 2: or something.

587
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:32,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

588
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,239
Speaker 2: His hour is going to be amazing, This is going

589
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Speaker 2: to be scene.

590
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I I love his material.

591
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 2: Yeah I would.

592
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: I would watch the hell out of that again. Lisa

593
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: Tregger Special is the one that I'm like obsessed.

594
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 3: With right now in like a way that is just amazing,

595
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 3: so funny. Yeah, it really just made me laugh so much.

596
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: I went on like a deep dive of her like

597
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 1: on different podcasts, and I just even I'm talking like

598
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: her right now, it's like it rubs. I have to

599
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: stop watching her because I'm like doing.

600
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 2: She's so casual and calm and comfortable on stage.

601
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 1: But also neurotic.

602
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 3: Yeah sure, yeah, but it's like it's like so inspirational

603
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,959
Speaker 3: to be that like so clear about who you are.

604
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 3: It doesn't like the materials like just falling out of her.

605
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: Yes, she's so relaxed, yeah she Yeah, but even it's

606
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: so cute because she's like trying to keep in mind

607
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: that her hair needs to be a certain way for

608
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: like the cameras, So she's like kind of being cute

609
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 1: about like fixing it and being in the right light.

610
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 1: So there's a little like anxiety, but it's still like

611
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 1: she's so yeah, it was, it's just you feel like

612
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 1: you're friends with her. A very conversational.

613
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 3: There's a manic confidence.

614
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 4: Yes that like you.

615
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 3: I mean, like as somebody who's manic. I wish I

616
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 3: had the confidence because it was it was like it

617
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, no, it was inspiring.

618
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, really, like it's cool to see something that makes

619
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Speaker 1: you go like, oh, I want to do something, Like

620
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Speaker 1: I don't know how I do more that, but that

621
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Speaker 1: was fun.

622
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Speaker 2: I remember when her and her Chicago crew came to

623
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 2: New York. You remember this, and they just took over there.

624
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 2: They took within like three months, and I was just

625
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 2: like it's over for us. I mean they were all

626
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,399
Speaker 2: so good, all of them.

627
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: They did a lot of stand up in Chicago.

628
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they all came together as a team and

629
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 2: they were all friends and it was just like and

630
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 2: there was there was a power vacuum in New York

631
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 2: because all of like the big name like open mic

632
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 2: style comics had left gone to La like, uh, you

633
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 2: were probably gone. I'm assuming Mike Lawrence had left Dan

634
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 2: Saint Germain.

635
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 3: I was a big gun at the open all the

636
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 3: big guns had so.

637
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 2: There was a power vacuumber that the Chicago people came

638
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 2: in at the perfect time and they were drafting off

639
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 2: of the success of their previous cohort like Mullany and

640
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 2: Hannibal and stuff, and they just took over the scene

641
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,479
Speaker 2: within months. It was like the Germans going into Poland.

642
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 3: I mean, that's the Chicago people did that for our

643
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 3: generation too, where it was like Pete Nate, Hannibal Kumal,

644
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 3: Jared Logan, like they all kind of moved at the

645
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 3: same It makes.

646
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 2: Me feel like, man, why didn't I go to Chicago

647
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 2: after because that cruise was so tight. They were all friends,

648
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 2: and I started Indiana here this.

649
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: In any way, I always felt like, I don't know.

650
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 2: You're beyond the pale. It was over.

651
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 1: I struggled for soul. I was resented coming up in

652
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 1: the business of like, man, they just but I always

653
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: was like, they're just more talented than me. I guess

654
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: I've never once thought there's been like a few times

655
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,159
Speaker 1: where someone gets something and I'm like they're terrible and

656
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, but most of the time I'm just

657
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: like they're probably just better than me.

658
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 2: The thing about the Chicago cohort that came in, I

659
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 2: think probably both times we just laid down our arms

660
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 2: and said, I guess this is VC France.

661
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,679
Speaker 3: Well they're they're they're funny, They're absolutely funny, but they

662
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 3: also like starting in like Chicago, really it's so local

663
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 3: and like you are, there's no industry to pull you.

664
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Speaker 3: You're not getting opportunities, so it's like you're bonding with

665
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 3: each other and like you're just like making each other

666
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 3: laugh that it really helps to have that like kind

667
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 3: of scene community friends.

668
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: But then your friend, like I think in any industry

669
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: you get, there's jealousy, then it starts like who's getting what,

670
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: and then the ship talk talking starts and then there's like,

671
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: you know, uh, fission. Is that the word fissiers fishers? Yes? Yes, yes, yes.

672
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 3: Because also what inevitably always happens is like when you

673
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 3: have that community, it all becomes very incestuous. You start

674
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 3: fucking each other. Then there's like weird divide.

675
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the that's the st.

676
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: Lewis scene had so many like old men and it

677
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: like it was so diverse. It was. There wasn't like

678
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: a young, youthful, like we're the future of comedy kind

679
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: of scene. It was always like old road dogs that

680
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: were never gonna leave town. So there was never like

681
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: a let's all move together, we're doing this together.

682
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 4: The Florida scene was ridiculous, dude. There was no one.

683
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 5: There was no one that moved out of well like

684
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 5: maybe two other comics I could think of that moved

685
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 5: out of Florida.

686
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: That's why you when you and when you get bigger,

687
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: you it becomes solitary again. There's no scene because you're

688
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: not like doing open mics and you're not hanging out

689
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: all day waiting in line stuff like that. So then

690
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 1: you get lonely again. And that's why it's been so

691
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: fun to breach a point where you're like, well, now

692
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: I get to make my scene again, and I get

693
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: to pick my scene, and you hang out with comics

694
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: and like you can find that kind of like the

695
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: camaraderie of like a writer's room is so fun when

696
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: it's right.

697
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 2: When there's now you're the nucleus, you can you can

698
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 2: get your electrons to I just want to.

699
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: Hang out with friends, Like it's around fucking goal, Like

700
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: all I want in life. My favorite thing is meals

701
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: with friends and just talking and medians and cars, hanging

702
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: after the meal and hoping they don't bring the check

703
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: too soon because I just want to keep hanging and

704
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: I go to the next place.

705
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 2: Can I just say something about last night? That pancake

706
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 2: was a disaster?

707
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: Really?

708
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm thinking about this Swinger's pancake that was

709
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 2: a miracle, and I was like, this will be at

710
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 2: least comparable.

711
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you weren't. You might have been starving when

712
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: you eat that Swingers pancakes was high from the you

713
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: were Yeah, but no.

714
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 3: I okay, pancake much pancakes can be really really.

715
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: You know, you dry and flavorless, be body fla.

716
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 4: I mean that's what I'm saying.

717
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, what makes I say this to Chris?

718
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, He's like he all to get like a

719
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: brownie and ice cream be Like I don't like it.

720
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, how could this be fucked up? Sugar and chocolate?

721
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: Like it's deliteous, It's not to get out of here.

722
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever complained about food that I

723
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 5: can swallow other than like a weird vegetable, like a mushroom.

724
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: Lower spectrum. But I rarely don't like food when I don't,

725
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: almost im proud of myself because I feel like a

726
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: girl that's like it's too rich, Like I can't like,

727
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: I don't discern taste. I like textures, but taste, I

728
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: don't really care.

729
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 4: Who am I to discern? Did you?

730
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 3: Did you ever smoke cigarettes?

731
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 4: I stole a few from my mom.

732
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 3: I can't picture hell yeah yeah. Now I feel like

733
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 3: if you've ever smoked cigarettes, like it sucks up your

734
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 3: taste in a way that like it does make everything

735
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 3: just muted, yeah, muted and just like sucks no, but

736
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 3: kind of like no matter what, you're kind of like

737
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 3: this is pretty good, like you need extra then. Oh

738
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 3: so that's why nothing's ever too sweet for me, because

739
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 3: I'm like, this.

740
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 4: Is starting with such a savory mouth.

741
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, no, I'm starting like where my mouth

742
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 3: is just always like the smash mouth lead singer's asshole.

743
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 4: What is that about?

744
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 3: I don't know. I was like that a combination of.

745
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 2: But I just want to be clear though, Okay, go ahead,

746
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 2: what eggs were good? Okay, there was the restaurant's not ship.

747
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 2: That's that pancake.

748
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 4: I love that.

749
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 2: That'sn't want the people that think the restaurants. We're not

750
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 2: going to name it, but like Denny's doesn't have good pancakes.

751
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah we would. I would never go to Donny

752
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: is the lighting one?

753
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 2: Did you hear what that happens? Waffle House has added

754
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 2: a fifty cent surcharge per egg because eggs are so expensive.

755
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: So politicized.

756
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 3: Oh all right, well the reason our bodies.

757
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't get an egg breach.

758
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 3: It's as a bird flu. Like that's why everything is.

759
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's an.

760
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: Egg short of us know about it because he fired

761
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: everyone that would tell us about it, going to chargee.

762
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 1: We smell burning birds and I guess there was a flu,

763
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: like going by what we're noticing in.

764
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 2: This so many dead. But the Fox News people believe

765
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,239
Speaker 2: that it's Joe Biden's fault, and it's really that there

766
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 2: was a bird flu that happened while Joe Biden was president.

767
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 2: But there was a bird flu that killed a lot

768
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 2: of birds, and that's why there's an egg shortage, and

769
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 2: that's why eggs are expensive. It doesn't have to do

770
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 2: with inflation. I mean, I guess it does have to

771
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 2: do with inflation.

772
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: I think it's funny about we had to murder six

773
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: billion birds and it's like, well you would have anyway,

774
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: like they just you did it like birds laying eggs. No,

775
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,719
Speaker 1: they kill him any They have horrible lives. As soon

776
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: as they're not able to lay eggs. They discard of that.

777
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: They die horrible deaths because of our hands. They don't

778
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: get to like retire out in a pasture.

779
00:33:59,120 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 2: They do.

780
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 3: Definitely, you get elected to Congress in Florida and that

781
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 3: my shirt off with nipples.

782
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 2: The people get flu shots, but.

783
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 4: Not the birds. You laugh, but we go. That's how

784
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,240
Speaker 4: things get made, dude.

785
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: How things happen.

786
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll talk to Doude about it.

787
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 2: So are you excited for this weekend coming up? You're

788
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 2: going to New Orleans?

789
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: Oh? You know, I'm like overwhelmed by it because tomorrow

790
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: I'm on a charter jet. So I'm presenting. This will

791
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: be on Thursday. So tonight I'm presenting at the NFL Honors.

792
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: Take it away from me, I dare you at this

793
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: point I leaked it Mickey Glazers talking ninety seconds at most.

794
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm presenting at the NFL Honors on on Thursday in

795
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 1: New Orleans, which is a huge do you know what honor?

796
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 2: Are you allowed to say? What that you don't want to?

797
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not even worth it. It's a cool it's

798
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: actually a cool category that I actually am like one

799
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,240
Speaker 1: hundred percent behind, and like I would be, I'm invested

800
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: in it.

801
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 3: I like, love's hard to pick.

802
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: I know, the worst one on the phone through a house,

803
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: but uh no it and so I'm just I'm so

804
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: the NFL Honors, which is like being so cool, was like,

805
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: you don't need to. We're gonna fly you out with

806
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: a bunch of other celebrities that are also presenting, like

807
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: we are going to put they have a lot behind

808
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: this to treat us, right, So I'm on a flight

809
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: with celebrities. It's well, I'm being told it is John

810
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: Hammond Shaboozy, so exciting sbozy song, you know Tipsy, which

811
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 1: is already Yeah I think so, but I know, I know,

812
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:49,280
Speaker 1: why would.

813
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 4: You pick hand? Sorry? It was a deep thinking.

814
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 3: Do stupid? You know who get it?

815
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 2: The Chicago Crew real name is John Shaboozy.

816
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 3: Some other people.

817
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: But I'm like kind of stressed out because I'm like,

818
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:14,839
Speaker 1: my luggage has to be cute. I have to wear

819
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: a cute outfit. I might have to talk the whole time.

820
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 1: So I was kind of today thinking, Okay, Nikki, you

821
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: know you're being your anti social self. You're getting like

822
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 1: anxiety because Chris might not be able to come with me.

823
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: So Chris, you generally like can really carry a conversation

824
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: with the famous people. I become the least interesting version

825
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: of myself around people who kind of like are famous

826
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: and want me to be funny. I like kind of

827
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 1: can't do. I don't know what happens to me. I

828
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: kind of go brain dead. So I'm a little bit

829
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: nervous of that. But I'm also like I don't need

830
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: to do anything I don't want to do. But I

831
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 1: was asking myself, Nikki, do you want it to be

832
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: a really interesting flight that you talk the whole time

833
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: you have a great time? Is that the story you want?

834
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: Or would you rather like sleep and like get put down,

835
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: like have that vibe. And I'm like one is exhausting

836
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: and the other is comforting. But I think I ultimately

837
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: want a really fun time if I even though.

838
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 2: It's exactly it's your only shot. If you sleep through it,

839
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 2: you'll never get to know if it was.

840
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: I wonder what I wish everyone could privately vote secretly

841
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: and then Jeff Probes reads our votes. I mean this

842
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: line up right? Yeah?

843
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

844
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: With his wife and she's nice. I've met her just

845
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 1: in passing, and he's obviously nice and and funny and

846
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: cool and shaboozy. I met his uh in line the

847
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: other night when I was in line for the red carpet.

848
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: I met his producer. So I've been in with him

849
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: to be like I met Nevian and so I feel

850
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 1: good with And I've listened to a song a thousand

851
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: times in a plot.

852
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 2: Where are you flying from to l A two?

853
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,399
Speaker 1: Tomorrow? Yeah?

854
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 2: Tomorrow, Yeah, yeah.

855
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 1: I think we'll probably do the thing where we talked

856
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 1: the first half hour that everyone kind of like stops talking.

857
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 1: We'll pick it back up again when it's on the

858
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: runway and nothing happened even on the runway. I don't

859
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 1: feel sometimes I don't feel I know what I've read

860
00:37:59,080 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: not feels.

861
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: You can't even parked, Like parked.

862
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: Is not good, No, it's parking is look. I used

863
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: to feel like I'm not gonna get worried until I

864
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: start to take off. Nope, no, once you are disconnected

865
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 1: from the gate, start praying.

866
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 3: I mean, I will.

867
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 1: I refuse to let being scared of air travel into

868
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: my being. It's not an option for me to be

869
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: able to go. I don't want to do it anymore.

870
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: You know. It crossed my mind of like, Okay, could

871
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: I just switch to you know, buses, but I have

872
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: Statistically obviously a bus crashes are much more likely than

873
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: a plane crash. But it just makes you. It gives

874
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: you a false sense of safety that I do like,

875
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,839
Speaker 1: but it doesn't being on. I told Sean about when

876
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: I was on the bus tour for Bert Kreischer's thing

877
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: a couple of summers ago. I had so much fucking

878
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: anxiety that in the middle of the night I'd be

879
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 1: laying horizontally and we'd go off a bridge and I

880
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: would die, like drowning in a river because our bus

881
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: driver fell asleep because he like didn't have the right

882
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: amount of red bull. Like I was just I literally

883
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: made my agent or my assistant asked their team like

884
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,919
Speaker 1: about the rules about drivers sleeping and making like seeing

885
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 1: the schedule of a driver sleeping because I needed to

886
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 1: know because I just watched the bus drivers face the

887
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: whole thing.

888
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 3: Think of how much a pilot has to how many

889
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 3: hours a pilot has climb. This is like a guy

890
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 3: who was like a shitty basis that became a tour

891
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 3: bus driver he fell into.

892
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: Don't know the story. They could like amazing and like

893
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: have done it so long and like there's had no

894
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 1: safety issues, but you don't really know. You just trust

895
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: the bus company that maybe could have the regulations in place.

896
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: You don't know. It's not like the FAA is overseeing

897
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: tour bus. Like there's no fa for us even anymore

898
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: for flying.

899
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 3: I think being in the sky is the safest place

900
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 3: in Trump's America, never land.

901
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 2: That Florida air travel is still the safest form of transportation.

902
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, listen, I just can't let it in.

903
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: It's like ghosts. I can't believe in ghosts because if

904
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 1: I do, my life is over.

905
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,359
Speaker 3: Listen, this is the best flight to be on. Like Shaboozy,

906
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 3: he's touched by God, Oh my.

907
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: God, that I memoriam. Yeah, that would be next year,

908
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 1: would be.

909
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 3: Of thin be number one right now?

910
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: Like, well, I don't know the popular hat picture that

911
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm using. Really, it's gonna light up.

912
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, You're the popular thing is Don Draper and then Chaboozy.

913
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: I think though that I have reached a point where

914
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: I would make the in memoriam.

915
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 3: I think like.

916
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 1: Them like, no matter what happens, no matter when I die,

917
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,879
Speaker 1: if the world keeps going away, it is I will

918
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: be on an in memoriam at some point, Like I

919
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: think I've reached that line.

920
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 3: You've guaranteed an Emmy, like you're no matter. Here's the thing,

921
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 3: like the next year, we just have to work on

922
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 3: getting you in that Oscar Is immemorial. And that's like

923
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,399
Speaker 3: to me, that's the gold standard of the memoriams. Yes,

924
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 3: like that will never bring out jelly roll, like.

925
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 1: They just saying all right, actually let's go to break.

926
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: We'll do back up a mandy, I will say. The

927
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: other night at the Grammys, Chris Martin did the in

928
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 1: memoriam and saying that you have all my love whatever

929
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: that song is. And Chris, Chris is not a huge

930
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: cold blay plan on if anything like, I think he's

931
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 1: probably not one. But we were kind of sitting, we

932
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: were facing this like looking at the stage, but he's

933
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 1: performing behind us. They had like a stage in the middle.

934
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: So we were just watching the Memoriam and Chris Martin

935
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 1: singing behind us, like pretty far behind us, and Chris

936
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: just like whispered to me. He was like, can you

937
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,240
Speaker 1: believe that? It sounds like a recording, but it's actually

938
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: Chris Martin live singing to us. Because we were like

939
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: getting touched, like and we turned. I was like, he's

940
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 1: right there. It was such a magical moment. I really

941
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: want to see Coldplay live, I think, because I think

942
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: he's he's a captivating performer.

943
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 3: Amazing.

944
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 1: Really did you really?

945
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 3: Yeah?

946
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 1: Yeah?

947
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 5: And I blamed it on my dead grandpa. Yeah, fix you, Yeah,

948
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 5: I fix you. Looked over He's like, are you fucking crying?

949
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 4: Think like grandpa died. He's like, that was six months ago.

950
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 4: I was like, we haven't buried them yet.

951
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 3: They can have a lot of songs about about like

952
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 3: you know, remind you of dead people.

953
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, they write good slow montage scientists.

954
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 4: That video was on the backwards. Everything that was huge.

955
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, like music video.

956
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 2: That might be the last ever music video that I

957
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 2: can remember.

958
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: Really, I remember that one.

959
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 3: Everything was backwards.

960
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 2: There's lots of music video.

961
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's your last music video you can think of?

962
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 2: I watched.

963
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 3: Today?

964
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 1: Is that new one?

965
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:40,439
Speaker 3: Oh yeah? And Gta's back. She's back in a big way.

966
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 3: She's taken all elements from Bad Romance and has made

967
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 3: a whole album.

968
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: The album come out like several months.

969
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 3: That No, it's Mayhem that comes out next month.

970
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 2: There was another s is not gad back.

971
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,919
Speaker 1: Like a pop way. She's back and done other things.

972
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 3: She's doing satanic pop again, like she's wearing a lot

973
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 3: of like red lads while.

974
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,879
Speaker 1: Like I weird again. I guess she's always been weird.

975
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 1: I kind of fell off her for a while, but

976
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: I love her.

977
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 3: I love Lady Gaga. She was mean to me in

978
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 3: two thousand and seven and I've yet, I've been hard

979
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 3: since and you're not You're not not helping.

980
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: Sean had a show at the same place that Lady

981
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: Gaga had a show, and Lady Goga show would be

982
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: after Shawn's and she like would like be a hurry up,

983
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: you guys, like wrap it up, like we got it?

984
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: Like what was it?

985
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 3: She was just like, get off, there's no one here,

986
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 3: Like why are they still performing?

987
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: She said, you're not funny. Guys aren't even funny?

988
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, And I like honestly, it only made

989
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 3: me like her more.

990
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love a mean girl.

991
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 3: I love a mean girl.

992
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 4: Before she got big, she was sharing like.

993
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 3: A It was a Lady Starlight review and she was

994
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 3: Lady Gaga, who was just a performer. It was a

995
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 3: Burtless show after our show called Here's the Thing, and

996
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 3: like we were just doing like the worst comedy ever,

997
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 3: like just like for eight people. And then like Chelsea

998
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 3: would be sleeping, you have to wake her up and

999
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 3: be like you're on, and that she would be making

1000
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,439
Speaker 3: fun of us. Man, then I'm like, oh my god,

1001
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,919
Speaker 3: all my Italian queens are making fun of each other.

1002
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, all like the cutting like hot girl,

1003
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:18,720
Speaker 1: mean hot.

1004
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 4: Girl, exhaust to do all.

1005
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 1: That's what that one the documentary was about. She was like,

1006
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: you know, her body was breaking down from it and

1007
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: she was tired and you know, and she asked her

1008
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: and then she embodied her aunt, her dead aunt.

1009
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 3: Janney, her dead aunt was.

1010
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: She was reincarnated as her dead aunt, and she told

1011
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: her grandma, who is her dead aunt's mom, that I'm

1012
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 1: Joe Anne reincarnated and you can tell her. Grandma's like, no,

1013
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: you aren't, Like I know, you're my granddaughter. I love

1014
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: you so much, but you are not my daughter.

1015
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry that you grew up rich. You're not

1016
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 3: interesting very much.

1017
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: She plays us song for her grandma, I really like

1018
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: I love Lady Gaga. The scene is really funny though,

1019
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: because I understand that like idea of like you're only

1020
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: making art and trying to become famous and trying to

1021
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: become beloved to like show your family members that make

1022
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 1: question your loveability outside of the family, that like see

1023
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 1: other people love me, and like I'm doing, I want

1024
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: you to like finally get it. And so she's showing

1025
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 1: her grandma this song that she wrote about her dead grandmother,

1026
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: and her grandma's kind of just like or her dead daughter,

1027
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: and her grandma's just kind of like I don't really

1028
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 1: want to be in camera listening to this. She's like,

1029
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 1: just listen to it, Grandma, and she like holds the

1030
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 1: phone up to start playing the demo, and her grandma's

1031
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: just kind of stone faced, and then she's like, Grandma,

1032
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 1: don't cry. It's okay if you cry, Grandma, but you

1033
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: don't have to cry, Grandma, And then she starts the song.

1034
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: She just starts like moving the phone from my memory

1035
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,919
Speaker 1: that I'm probably exaggerating, but she starts moving the phone

1036
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: like closer until it's like up in her grandma's face.

1037
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: She's like, Grandma, don't cry, but like desperately wanting her

1038
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 1: grandma to pro that's it.

1039
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 3: She needs to get the shot. But yes, that song

1040
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 3: is incredible. It's such a good song.

1041
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: Love that album.

1042
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 3: That whole album is wall to wall bangers. I am

1043
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 3: such a little monster too.

1044
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:13,240
Speaker 1: The one song she does with Florence and Machine Haygirl,

1045
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: is like a female anthem of like we all like

1046
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 1: kind of talk shit about each other, but we need

1047
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: each other. It's so girl, It's it's sol It's so girl,

1048
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: that's the.

1049
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 4: Girl.

1050
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 3: Listen. I know I'm not beating the allegations, but at

1051
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 3: the same time I did have like a mini meltdown

1052
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 3: two weeks ago because on Apple Music on art Pop

1053
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 3: they took off her song with R Kelly, like that's

1054
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 3: no longer on the album, and that song is such

1055
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 3: a fucking banger. All I want to do is listen

1056
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 3: to that song because she's probably yeah, she has to

1057
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,320
Speaker 3: want to know, because like the song is heavily implying

1058
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 3: that her and R Kelly are fucking door.

1059
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 1: Man, that's crazy. You just lose a whole song.

1060
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 3: It's such a good song. She should re record I'm

1061
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 3: so Mad at R Kelly again.

1062
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: All over, opened up this wound.

1063
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, ISZI gonna be like making an appearance in the halftime.

1064
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: Show two the three. No, he's not tall, he is

1065
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: NFL Honors. Yeah, I've seen him a lot. I did

1066
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: the iHeart no the oh was it the Yeah? It

1067
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: was I heeart like Christmas jingle he performed on that

1068
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: was so good, And then saw him at the Grammy

1069
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: the other night. He was so good.

1070
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 2: He did I Love that halftime show or something at

1071
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 2: one of the like Christmas Day Football. I forgot which

1072
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 2: one it was.

1073
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 1: I like really heard that song today. I put it on.

1074
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: I was like and then for the first time, you

1075
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,800
Speaker 1: know when you've heard a song one hundred times, but

1076
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: the lyrics suddenly like pop out and you're like, whoa,

1077
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: this is like it's about like, what the hell am

1078
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: I working for? My My girlfriend wants a burken bag.

1079
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: I can't even afford to like pay the rent, like

1080
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: I work nine to five? What the fuck is all

1081
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: this for? I'm just gonna go get drunk. And I

1082
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,720
Speaker 1: was thinking of walking out to it in New Orleans

1083
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I'm gonna hang with him, and like,

1084
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: I think that's a good song to walk out to

1085
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: ed Bird Show. It's like instead of like a tailor's song,

1086
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: it's like a more common like you know. And I

1087
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: was like, and she goes but and Emily was like,

1088
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: but you don't get tipsy, and I'm like, but I do.

1089
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 1: Like it's not just about drinking. It's about like, fuck it,

1090
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: let's just be lay in bed all day. Let's just

1091
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: over indulge in skinny pop like whatever it is, get tipsy,

1092
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,399
Speaker 1: like it all sucks. And I and, like I said

1093
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: yesterday about the Olivia Rodrigue song, pretty Isn't Pretty, I

1094
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: love a song that doesn't have like a happy it's

1095
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 1: all gonna be okay. It's just like let's get drunk. Yeah,

1096
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: it's it's it actually is girl. That's girl. Yeah, tipsy

1097
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: is girl trying something here? I didn't know.

1098
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 4: I have a feeling it's not going to do anything

1099
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 4: at all. Chaboozy is like six five, he's a big man.

1100
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 3: Really, Emily wanted burking bag.

1101
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: You're so girln't seen her, but maybe it's because I

1102
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: mute it you haven't seen a celebrity, but because their

1103
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: body tried you enough that you were like, I can't

1104
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 1: watch this anymore. I like her. I she I think

1105
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 1: is uh so iconic, and I think she's really smart

1106
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: and cool. But she I think I because there's no

1107
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 1: way she's not still putting out content.

1108
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 2: I think I just.

1109
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: Any misspelling of her name too, just to be oh god,

1110
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 1: I need to unmute her because I'm I think I'm

1111
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: confident enough to like invite her torso back into my feed. Yeah,

1112
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: into my feed. I'm ready to see that.

1113
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 2: So are you going to ask? Are you gonna mention

1114
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 2: to him like, hey, I want to use your song

1115
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 2: to come out this show.

1116
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't care. Like that would be weird to

1117
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: me to be like, you know, the song that's the

1118
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: hit song of the year that everyone listened to a

1119
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: million dollars. I think I'm gonna be real different and

1120
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 1: unique and walk out. I just feel like, maybe maybe

1121
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: I'm wrong and he would be like tickled by that,

1122
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: But I feel like he would just be like, yeah,

1123
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: of course she would not everyone.

1124
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 2: You know, I don't feel Saturday.

1125
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,280
Speaker 1: I think it's thirty years that would be interesting anecdote.

1126
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 2: But so Thursday is the NFL Honors, and then and

1127
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 2: then Friday tour and Friday's like Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh. Yeah, and

1128
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 2: then Saturday you're doing this big show with Bird Kreischer

1129
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 2: at where is it. That's some big really thank you

1130
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 2: for PiZZ Yeah, I think so pizza they have. Yeah,

1131
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 2: I think they would think you'll be just gonna sell out.

1132
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 3: I think it'll be a very interesting story thirty years

1133
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 3: from now when you're doing the White House Correspondence Center

1134
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 3: for President Boy thirty years three months.

1135
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, then I do that show and that'll be fun.

1136
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: And then I get to go to the super Bowl

1137
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: the next.

1138
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 2: Time, and then the Super Bowl and you're rooting for

1139
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 2: the Chiefs. I'm assuming, Yeah, I mean, I.

1140
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: I think I'll be, I hate to say, maybe rooting

1141
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: for both teams. Like I'll be excited, but at some

1142
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: point I'll have to choose what I want. I think

1143
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: when the underdog reveals itself, I'll be rooting for them. Yeah.

1144
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 3: The underdog is the Donna Kelsey thing of just wearing like.

1145
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 1: Or the I love the Rob Low thing of just

1146
00:50:59,280 --> 00:50:59,720
Speaker 1: the NFL.

1147
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 3: NFL.

1148
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to take a joke on

1149
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: that and just wear all things that just say NFL

1150
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 1: and be very middle, you know, like I thought people

1151
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: might not get the joke, but I think that would

1152
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 1: be funny because it was like a baseball.

1153
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:20,439
Speaker 4: Umpires the refs. Wait, he was wearing a ref hat.

1154
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 3: Well, he.

1155
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:28,439
Speaker 2: Looked like the commissioner Roger don't I look.

1156
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: Good and red? And obviously it's like Taylor. It's Travis.

1157
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 4: I know him.

1158
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 1: He's great and uh, you know Kanna Patrick And no,

1159
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: not yet. I haven't even looked. I probably could see,

1160
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't care to look yet because

1161
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: I can only be disappointed, I think, you know what

1162
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: I mean, Like I'd rather be like surprised, like whoa.

1163
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 1: It's because right now I'm thinking they're shitty, because why would.

1164
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 4: They who You're getting him through?

1165
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: And I don't mean like being in the building is

1166
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 1: not shitty, Like the tickets are, so.

1167
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 3: They're going to be good because you are presenting a

1168
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 3: cool award at the NFL Honors.

1169
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 6: So like a soppy was sitting next with in a

1170
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 6: box in a box arm in arm with Roger Goodell.

1171
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 2: If they're flying you out there for the honors, then

1172
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 2: like because with celerity old.

1173
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 3: I don't even don't talk about it, you.

1174
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: Know, no. I mean like we went last year, but

1175
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 1: that wasn't just amazing, but we were high up line,

1176
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: but we were high up, not that high.

1177
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 4: Those are great seeds.

1178
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 1: They were amazing. I guess my point is I'm not

1179
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: looking because I want to be surprised. Yeah.

1180
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be a box, though, box like an NFL box,

1181
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 3: a little bit about football.

1182
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: Like you know a little bit, and I can follow

1183
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: a game, and thought, I can follow a game and

1184
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 1: have a good time now because of this year and

1185
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 1: what it's done for me, I will have a much

1186
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 1: better last year. I actually had a really good time

1187
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 1: with Brian because he explained the game to me and

1188
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: it was just that was it was so fucking fun.

1189
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: And that's when I said, I want to go to

1190
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 1: every singst of my life. Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

1191
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 2: You were like, Travis Kelsey is going off and I

1192
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 2: was like all right, and you're like ten receptions. I

1193
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 2: was like whoa, and you're like ten and then you

1194
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 2: did get ten? Whoa? Yeah. I mean I've got a

1195
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 2: lot of parlays. What's the spread on the Eagle game?

1196
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 2: Negative one? Eagles are the underdogs.

1197
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 3: I'm just negative want over on Barkley's rushing yards for me.

1198
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 7: I'll give you my Yeah, absolutely that one. Well, I'm

1199
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 7: just saying, this is not a girl, this is not a.

1200
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 6: Boy.

1201
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 4: I can't do it.

1202
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 2: I can't do it. But someone else will.

1203
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, I can't do it. Yes, we heard you,

1204
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: and we saw your sly, we saw your good side

1205
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 1: of your face.

1206
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 3: It looked like the guiltiest man a lot look bad. Yeah,

1207
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 3: you look like Murphy Wine that his trial.

1208
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 1: Did you hear? Diddy like just hurt his knee and

1209
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: they're thinking it's because they it's really advantageous for someone

1210
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: who's being tried for something to show up like looking weak.

1211
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:11,360
Speaker 1: He's trying to get those crutches.

1212
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 2: It might even be real pain, like Sarno level pain.

1213
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's no question he's deep pain. Like that

1214
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 1: guy is not having a good time. I can't imagine he's.

1215
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 2: Having a good time deep pain.

1216
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was I don't. I guess it's just

1217
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: it's girl again.

1218
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 3: Let's get it back to me, girl.

1219
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 2: How are you feeling about? What's your excitement level for

1220
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 2: the halftime show? Kendrick?

1221
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm excited for not like us, but I'm

1222
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: not really familiar with Kendrick.

1223
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 2: Kendrick there not the Black Panther soundtray.

1224
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: I think you know I'm gonna use this as I

1225
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: don't think I'm gonna have time to like get into

1226
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: Kendrick before then in the way that I need to.

1227
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 1: I'm obviously aware of him. I know I can recognize

1228
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: him when I hear his voice, but I'm not a

1229
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,800
Speaker 1: big fan. But I'm going to use this opportunity to

1230
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: be like that's when I discovered Kendrick Lamar. I mean, like,

1231
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 1: I know that's blame, but I think it if there's

1232
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: any place where I'll be like, holy shit, I have

1233
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: been sleeping on this even though I know that I

1234
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: would like him, That'll be the time that's I truly.

1235
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 3: Think the Super Bowl halftime show is specifically designed for

1236
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,840
Speaker 3: America to it's wake up to wake up and like

1237
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 3: kind of like figure out, like, oh, Kendrick Lamar is

1238
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 3: like a worthwhile artist is Like I think that's how

1239
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 3: it's traditionally been used.

1240
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: I mean, like Kendrick Lamar's the way I feel about

1241
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 1: like Breaking Bad or the Wire, like things I know

1242
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 1: that I would love and are like, without a doubt

1243
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: amazing and I respect them deeply, but I just am

1244
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 1: not aware of them yet, Like you can't know everything,

1245
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: and so I yeah, I'm hoping to. Like the other

1246
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 1: night with that ray girl, everyone's just like, oh my god,

1247
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 1: who is this? Like I know Kendrick Lamar is like

1248
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: ubiquitous now, but I just haven't let it in except

1249
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: I don't know his Uh.

1250
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 2: I know ray Gun.

1251
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 1: He's on Bad Blood with Taylor Swift, and I know

1252
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: that's ridiculous that I know that.

1253
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 3: I feel like you should look up his Grammy performance

1254
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:02,799
Speaker 3: from like fourteen or twenty fifteen or twenty sixteen maybe,

1255
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:06,799
Speaker 3: but like it's a Grammy performance. It's so incredible. Really,

1256
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 3: it's like one of the best.

1257
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 4: Okay, like he's a wordsmith. He's like, well, yeah, you know, but.

1258
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 1: That's that was like that everyone I love and respect

1259
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: to love something.

1260
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 3: That was my introduction to him, and I was like, damn.

1261
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 3: But then like also, like it's gonna be crazy to

1262
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 3: have like a whole stadium of people screaming Drake's at Potophile,

1263
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,359
Speaker 3: Like this is the worst week of Drake's life right now.

1264
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't think he's shown up right, like he's

1265
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,720
Speaker 1: not like a set, a statement or anything.

1266
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 4: No, he can't win that. You can't win if you

1267
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 4: come out and say something, you lose if you.

1268
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:43,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just you're friends with Drake, reach out to him. Yes,

1269
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 3: he needs it. Tell me he's not alone.

1270
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 4: What if he came out during the halftime show with

1271
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:52,839
Speaker 4: Kendrick God, I'd be sick.

1272
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 1: I mean, but that's why it's like so excited. That's

1273
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:57,760
Speaker 1: something like you can be on top of the world

1274
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,279
Speaker 1: and think you're so fucking cool and one of the

1275
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: like most popular artist that has ever lived and one

1276
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: song can be written about you or you know, I

1277
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 1: think it was a couple like it was kind of

1278
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,840
Speaker 1: a series. Yeah, but you can get taken down so

1279
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: much that off taken from your tower like so quickly.

1280
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of and that that that they're

1281
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: willing to go there, that they're willing to risk it

1282
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: all by like calling something out as exciting it is.

1283
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: I mean fallsy in your face.

1284
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 3: I mean, like honestly, like in the nineties, like the

1285
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 3: Tupaca Biggie thing, like it finally it feels as big

1286
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 3: as that again, like where it's like I love drama, well,

1287
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 3: like you.

1288
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: Know, Charlie XCX did the whole like song about Lord

1289
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: and her feeling like competitive with her, and then they

1290
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: like you know, did the remix and then they like

1291
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: worked it out on the remix. So that was like

1292
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 1: another I like, I like a feud, Like I love

1293
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 1: the machine Gun, Kelly Eminem, you do.

1294
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 5: A good comedy bit, or like another rapper, do another

1295
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,920
Speaker 5: rap song where you can take down other pedophile, Like

1296
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 5: does the song have to be that good?

1297
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 4: Like you know what I mean?

1298
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 5: So many pedophiles get away because everyone's like, oh, it's

1299
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 5: all boring popiles.

1300
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 1: If we just put it to a good beat, a good.

1301
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 4: Beat or something insanely creative, that's the only way.

1302
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 1: Well, that's Hannibal Buris was the way he presented the

1303
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 1: Cosby thing to everywhere. He made us all wake up.

1304
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: It was like go home and google it.

1305
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 4: Yes, you know what I'm saying, So think something true.

1306
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 1: Because it was a way of delivering the information that

1307
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:27,919
Speaker 1: people kind of like woke up. I don't think Drake

1308
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: is being like tried for anything because of that song,

1309
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 1: but it's embarrassing as far.

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Speaker 3: It's just embarrassing that everyone just like now even like

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Speaker 3: like hey, well that's a confirmation you are a betterphile.

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Speaker 3: It's crazy make a song about Sean being gay?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, going down.

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Speaker 3: The commenters on the Nicky Blazer podcast YouTube are gonna

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Speaker 3: really be.

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Speaker 1: So lucky, be so lucky to be gay? Which it's

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Speaker 1: not even yeah, it's oh.

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Speaker 2: It's not bad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're making not that it's a bad.

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Speaker 4: What a dream?

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Speaker 3: What a dream for me to wake up and be gay?

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Speaker 3: Because then I could just be like, yeah, no, I

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Speaker 3: like Lady Gaga, I'm not gay.

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Speaker 1: You'd be free to like this all the things you

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Speaker 1: actually like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, listen, thirteen going on. Thirty is better

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Speaker 3: than big, But I can't say that as a boy.

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Speaker 1: Believe it is.

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Speaker 3: I kind of love thirty. Go got there and I've

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Speaker 3: seen it. Oh you got it? It's better than big.

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Speaker 3: Oh my godness, I don't know about that.

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Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. Thank you guys so much

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Speaker 1: for listening to the podcast. We will be back next

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Speaker 1: week with a like you know what happened on that

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Speaker 1: charter jet? Hopefully we make it there.

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Speaker 3: So that's girls they have a plane gradge and I

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Speaker 3: would be that would be girl a box.

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Speaker 1: Okay, remember me as girl? You guys, okay, uh, don't

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Speaker 1: we got bye? The Nicky Glazer Podcast is a production

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Speaker 1: by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts. Created

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Speaker 1: and hosted by me Nicki Glazer, co hosted by Brian Frangie,

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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hans Sonny and Noah Avior,

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