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Speaker 1: Have all ever heard of Jonathan made to whom? No?

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Speaker 1: No Eddie picked live guys. And I told you I'm

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Speaker 1: have not seen them play in two years. I don't

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Speaker 1: Jenner Month, Well, here's the near of that guy. Well,

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Speaker 1: I took Tiger to beat Chafflet and Hovelin, he goes,

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Speaker 1: he goes. Hoblind was only plus one fifty. I said,

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Speaker 1: do you understand a win is a win? Like but

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Speaker 1: you gotta get more money? Yeah, that's how you lose

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Speaker 1: your money. Who would you have picked Hoveland or Zanderland?

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Speaker 1: You would have after he just said he's a bad putter,

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Speaker 1: thinking we would have picked Xander Zander. We said that

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Speaker 1: Hovelin couldn't win because of his putting. But then here

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Speaker 1: and punch. Did you pick him in your pool? No? No,

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Speaker 1: he didn't take it. It's hard. The pool's hard because

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Speaker 1: it gives you these years. Yes, and I had five

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Speaker 1: on the first tier. That of course you did. You

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Speaker 1: the first tier. I would put Cameron Smith on the

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Speaker 1: lower tier. Can't He was number what three in the world.

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Speaker 1: That was two years ago. I understand that we haven't

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Speaker 1: seen how he played big money pool man, not really

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Speaker 1: thirty bucks a person. How much is that total? You

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Speaker 1: got that invite because you don't never do it, Coach,

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Speaker 1: it's sixteen players, So it's four hundred and eighty bucks,

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Speaker 1: three hundred first, one hundred and ten to second, fifty

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Speaker 1: It was my first ever pool when I was in college.

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Speaker 1: so I got three golfers plane right now. They're all

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Speaker 1: overpar that's the Masters for you, August. I'm telling you,

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Speaker 1: he's gonna get tired. Exactly. He hadn't seen it, so

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Speaker 1: he didn't know that Shane Lowry. Watch out every fast

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Speaker 1: food joint in augusta Burger Kings, Sonic. You guys are

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Speaker 1: all unnoticed. He's at the Hooters ten right. Look at

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Speaker 1: Jason Day's already sweating through his pits. He's got water

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Speaker 1: just saw his head floating. That was like, okay, you

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Speaker 1: Jason Day doesn't likeke a swing right now he's hooking

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Speaker 1: coach because he's all sweaty. If you know you're hooking

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Speaker 1: if he was doing that half fakes? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: half baked swing? Coach? Dude, I would beat your ass

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Speaker 1: What would you do if you go to the Masters?

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Speaker 1: Would you pick a whole? I thought you're saying to go. No, No,

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Speaker 1: and you're in a lottery and they call you and

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Speaker 1: Probably more than one? Well I have one? Would you

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Speaker 1: Or will you ever watch the Masters? That's more like it.

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Speaker 1: He told us there's side courses and stuff. Yes, there's some.

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Speaker 1: gonna play across the street the fire. Are you doing that?

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Speaker 1: Well that's not the same thing. Yeah, kind of weird,

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Speaker 1: I think it's so like this weekend. Did you say this?

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Speaker 1: Somebody told me this weekend to play a course in Augusta,

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Speaker 1: Georgia is like eight hundred dollars. Thousands of dollars next

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Speaker 1: when you watch them? Think about it? What its horny?

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Speaker 1: You've never been watching golf all day and you're down there.

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Speaker 1: I've never said I can get nine in, Well I have?

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Speaker 1: Garrett price tech price chet this you bit? Hey, Garrett?

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Speaker 1: Coupon's not going your mother? Hey, Garrett? Can I get

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Speaker 1: are we done? How's it? Goodbye? Man? All right, dude,

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Speaker 1: What up everybody? I am lunch box Eddie. I know

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Speaker 1: in second. Look at that. Wow, Adam Scott, what has

415
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Speaker 1: he got his twenty foot putter? Hear Australia? Okayn't you

416
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 1: looking for Hendrick Stenson? Man? That guy gets you love

417
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Speaker 1: he loved damn. He's been playing in the Master since

418
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Speaker 1: seventy nine coach, because he all gets invited because he

419
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Speaker 1: wants eighty three. Oh, don't look now, Patrick Reid, Brooks Couples,

420
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Speaker 1: couples looking Phil. All the live guys are taking the top.

421
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Speaker 1: What are you gonna do now, Fred Couples. He tied

422
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 1: for eighteenth. There's a bunch of soddy guys. Hey gallery, now,

423
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 1: oh guys. He tied for eighteenth in two thousand and seventeen.

424
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Speaker 1: He tied for thirty eighth in two thousand and eighteen,

425
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 1: two thousand, nineteen, cut, twenty cut, twenty one cut, twenty

426
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Speaker 1: two cut. Here's your boy ter? So he has not

427
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 1: made the cut in five years. Yeah, is somebody get

428
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 1: Terrico some coffee? He's falling asleep or already bored of

429
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 1: the masters. Man Lunchbox loves Tariko because he calls it all.

430
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 1: He calls the NBA finals. He can cross over to this.

431
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:13,680
Speaker 1: He's probably done. It's brad Back. I'm wearing a green

432
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,199
Speaker 1: tie today, just like Michelobe. But I can't wear a

433
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,399
Speaker 1: green jacket because I've never won here before that I

434
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,440
Speaker 1: know of, now, Eddie, Yeah, coach, do you want to

435
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,159
Speaker 1: give a speech or anything? Won't wait to the end.

436
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,400
Speaker 1: But hope, I mean, coach, I just I just thought

437
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 1: we'd kind of get together here and kind of just

438
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,639
Speaker 1: relive all memories. Man. And yeah, and you know, someone

439
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 1: wrote a poem for you. I want to hear that

440
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 1: going away. A point from Kelsey Saint Clair. It all

441
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: started when a dumbass met another dumbass, and the third

442
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: dumbass couldn't take it anymore. It all started when a

443
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 1: dumbass met another dumbass, and they met another dumbass, and

444
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 1: they became the dumbass Tree of the end will sore

445
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: losers Nation, Miss Eddie ce Signor. His wife threatened divorce,

446
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,159
Speaker 1: so he decides to get up podcasting, not the golf course.

447
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: The kids want more time with him, but lately he

448
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 1: spends all his time at the gym. Put a dollar

449
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 1: on hour, the spitting image of a misfit. His cheeky

450
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 1: jokes and banter will fade away, just like his hair

451
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: needing a two pain. He still doesn't know the who's who,

452
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: who's who's or the what's what. Should have hired Arnold instead,

453
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:28,399
Speaker 1: but bleeping budget cuts. The memories will remain forever. Cheers

454
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,679
Speaker 1: Eddie on your next endeavor. My eyes are starting to glisten.

455
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: And with that, I'll hang up and listen Kelsey and Kansas.

456
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: That is really good. I don't know that was a

457
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: good goodbye or like get the out of here letter?

458
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Yeah, yeah, I mean just go

459
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,360
Speaker 1: through it. It's a bunch of like backhanded compliments. Coach,

460
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 1: name one backhanded compliment. It said his memories will fade. Yeah, no, no,

461
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:59,640
Speaker 1: pretty much. It says the memories will remain forever. That's

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00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 1: not what you said. That's exactly what do you just

463
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 1: edit that? I said, cheers Eddie on your next vent endeavor.

464
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 1: That I mean that is saying, man, the memories you

465
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 1: made with that you created for a sword loser's nation

466
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 1: are gonna last forever. So thank you. So I thought

467
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 1: it was a great point. I mean that was really good. Yeah.

468
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, all right, you got another one. It

469
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 1: has crossed my mind Eddie to leave as well. Please

470
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 1: tell me Jesus from Fort Worth. From Fort Worth has

471
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 1: not said anything. Watch out for Tiger, coach, Tiger's not

472
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: gonna do anything. Lunch a Lunch had the funniest quote.

473
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: I go, dude, you never because I bet Tiger plus

474
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Speaker 1: two seventy five day one to beat Hobby and Alexander

475
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,919
Speaker 1: not happening. Lunch go, I go, do you think he

476
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 1: still has his tiger blood? I said he could still, Man,

477
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: we win this because he was about he was he

478
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 1: was lining up a plut and he goes, dude, he goes,

479
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: he's not making that, and Ray goes, yes, he has

480
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 1: tiger blood in him. And then Lunch hits with not

481
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,679
Speaker 1: after that. Car Right, man, it's a bunch of donors blood.

482
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Coach, that's a real good one.

483
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 1: There he is. Hold on, you're right, he is cute.

484
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: Neversay's cute, Carson, good coachers. It is hard to express

485
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: how sad the news was to hear that Eddie is

486
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: leaving the pod. That being said, one of my favorite

487
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: Eddie memories is back around Halloween. He said, likes he

488
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: likes makeup, LLL more lifestyle, less sports and now I'll

489
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 1: hang up and listen Love Pod. Carson from Lancaster, Pennsylvania,

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Speaker 1: Thanks Carson. Hell of the memory, man, and that's a

491
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 1: good one. I don't know, what did you say, like

492
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 1: make I don't know. Maybe you never know. The quotes

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00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 1: that people are gonna remember when they're driving around. You

494
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: got your tug boaters who deleted all those? I don't

495
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: have Arnold's. I don't have any of them left. What

496
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: do you mean the lawyers guys, they're the ones who

497
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 1: thought that was fine. That's the only clip I got left.

498
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: I gotta find the rest. Okay, oh horn, here you go,

499
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: truck drivers. I guess you guys liked Eddie's jokes. Sub coachers.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jackie. I'm from Mondesto, California. I wanted

501
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: to reach out and suggest some options for Eddie to

502
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 1: stay with the Pod. I know he has a lot

503
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,720
Speaker 1: of haters, but I personally love him and think the

504
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: pod will suffer without his one liners and perfect imitations

505
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: of you lunch. So here are my options. Eddie takes

506
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 1: a hiatus for a few months to get back on

507
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 1: track with his family life, and then returns for football season.

508
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: Eddie only participates in one pod per week, or a

509
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: few per month if one week is too much, You guys,

510
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 1: create a I don't are you crying? No, I can't.

511
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what she's saying. You guys, create a

512
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: Patreon so we can subscribe to the pod and pay

513
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: a monthly fee. That way, you guys, get paid for

514
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: all your time spent on the pod. I think most

515
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 1: of us would pay ten dollars a month. I know

516
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,239
Speaker 1: I would please read these options Eddie and encourage him

517
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: to reconsider. We love you, Eddie and don't want to

518
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: lose you forever, So sore losers Nation for life, Jackie.

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00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,959
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jackie. That's very sweet, lunch. Thank you for

520
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: reading these ahead of time. Coach, No, no, we read

521
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: that perfectly. Um. You know, coach that ten dollars a

522
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: listeners not bad? Yah, But I saw a pixley set

523
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,959
Speaker 1: on the Facebook page's head. Are you guys kidding? So

524
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: he doesn't think, oh he doesn't he won't sign off

525
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: on that one. Any any applied to that? Um, I'll

526
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: consider it. I mean, you know, nothing's off the table.

527
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 1: I'd love to just kind of just take a few,

528
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: you know, months off think about things. And you know

529
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: who knows, Eddie. We'd love to have actually know that

530
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: meeting we had said I couldn't come back. Huh, well

531
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: you can get added back if you want. We'd have

532
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: to redo the contract. I don't want to do another

533
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: one of those phone calls. Hey. That means, oh that

534
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: was awkward. Hey, yeah, yeah, I got a question to help.

535
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 1: He promised me this, if there's another call like that,

536
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,719
Speaker 1: don't invite me on it. I mean, I mean it

537
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: was really cool. It felt like we were really welcome

538
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 1: on that call. Hey, did you look so? Are you

539
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: guys gonna bring someone else? Have you made that decision yet?

540
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right after the break, Eddie, did you

541
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: accept me and Bayzer's offer? We had asked you if

542
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: what was one hundred dollars a week, if you would

543
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 1: consider that. Um, just so we can have it for

544
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: the record, UM, I'm gonna decline that one coach, thank you. Though, No,

545
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: we haven't decided to bring anybody else in. Have you

546
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: been talking to people asked around? There have not been

547
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: any asks around. There's been no reach around, there's no

548
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: I've talked to Jessica, but on something a different topic,

549
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: different issue, different things in life. Your wife knows that

550
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: we've been texting back and forth. But it sounds familiar

551
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: code and interviewed a lot of guys. No, Ray and

552
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: I thought about, oh, should we bring someone in? But

553
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: if you bring someone in right away, like it's forcing

554
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: someone don't know if they're gonna fit. Maybe in two

555
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: months Eddie reconsiders, so we want to see how it

556
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: goes with Ray and myself. People may not like it

557
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: as much. The podcast may fold because people hate it.

558
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's as awkward as you explain

559
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: to it. Please let's do something. Let me tell you

560
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: that I already told you this. I'm gonna be pissed

561
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: if I leave and then you guys go down to

562
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: one podcast a week. I want to be pissed. No, No,

563
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: I've thought about it over the last month and a half.

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00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: When you said you were leaving, I was like, maybe

565
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: we should have gone down to two pods a week.

566
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: Maybe that was the problem. Maybe that was the issue.

567
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. There we were telling you that when

568
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: we started at five and we whittled it down, remember that, right, yeah, yeah,

569
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: And that was my moss, like at the very beginning,

570
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: we're like, we should do five. Well, I have no

571
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: control on this podcast. I learned that through lunch and

572
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: you're wrong, but and then also talking to people above us,

573
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: and so I just have no control and I don't either.

574
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: So it just it's a ship that just floats, and

575
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: I'm not even a guy on the side of the boat.

576
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: They like throw stuff on shore. I'm basically a mopper

577
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: on the very bottom of here. Is what I realized

578
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: whenever we have a conference call, and I will say,

579
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: even though I came up with the idea of the

580
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: Sorlers Convention, I mean it shot. I didn't even execute it.

581
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: That was in a closed door with Rick Eddie, you

582
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: know me, and there no and that I I couldn't

583
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: even have a say so in any of it. I

584
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: do look back at the beginning and realize how bad

585
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: we screwed up by doing five in the beginning, because

586
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: my whole thought was, man, if we do five in

587
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: the beginning, we'll build an audience and then we can

588
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: taper it back. Whereas you should have started slow with

589
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: one a week, slow and grow and slow and grow

590
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: exactly and take time. The four play could have led

591
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: up to getting something bigger. Instead, we came out just

592
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: freaking huge in the beginning, and then over time the

593
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: viagral wore off and it just went down and down

594
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: and down. And I realized it was a huge. And

595
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: I think about in the beginning how much we fought.

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00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: We fought so much good. That's why that's true. It's

597
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: true we would fight we would fight. It was good.

598
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: We would fight and then the makeup pods were so good.

599
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. You don't remember the now? Oh yes,

600
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: And we would hash it outline on the pod and

601
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: I and it made us grow and we fought. I

602
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 1: don't want to We'll be in the In the beginning,

603
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: I was like, no one would cuddle afterwards. No, we

604
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 1: didn't do any of that crap. We would go our

605
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: separate ways. It was like, that was really good. And

606
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: I do miss the lunches after the podcast. Yes, and

607
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: we haven't done that a long time. I mean we

608
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: at least outlasted Whiskey Kitchen. That place right now is

609
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: the low Ground. It's about to be a condominium high rise.

610
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: My favorite though of all though, was the one we

611
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: went to the barbecue place but pork belly what's it

612
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: called porker? And Ray was stressed out of the bargain. Dude,

613
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: I was my favorite. That was so funny. I mean

614
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: we could literally see the car and then you guys

615
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: wouldn't listen to me that I was stressed out about it,

616
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 1: so I wouldn't sat in the car where you guys

617
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: finished eating. We weren't done eating they're not gonna tell

618
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: you if you're in it, I don't think because they

619
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: were't gonna tell you because we were sitting right next

620
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: to it. Like literally you could see the guy walking

621
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: down the street. It wasn't gonna be there. You weren't.

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00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: There wasn't That's what I'm saying. If there was a

623
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: meter guy, there was no way. They weren't gonna walk

624
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: up to your car first. They were gonna start it

625
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: either in and work their way to the middle where

626
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: your car was part. And so when you saw him

627
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: at the meter's way at the end, guess what, get

628
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: up walk over to your car instead. You are, oh

629
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, there's only six minutes. You

630
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: have another quarter. Yeah, and literally you were probably fifty

631
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: to twenty steps from your car. I mean it was

632
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: right across the street. Yeah, Like we were literally on

633
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,959
Speaker 1: the patio and we could throw a rock and hit

634
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: your car. Yeah, And he was like six minutes. Guys,

635
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: six minutes. Oh my god, I'm gonna I'm gonna go.

636
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: Sit in the cars, ready to go. They gotta quota

637
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: to meet guys. They're trying to get parking lot of people.

638
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: Lunchers is who they love. I turn over and they

639
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: always underpay and overstay, and I'll hang up and listen.

640
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 1: That was a good one. And of course whiskey kitchen man,

641
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: we walk out there she is. Whatever happened to her, well,

642
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, And you guys don't understand this very

643
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: very awesome girl. She probably could have been doing nights

644
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: on a Broadway bar and making so much more money. Sure,

645
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: instead she's just working at a normal pizza place that

646
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: also does burgers and stuff. And for some reason, she

647
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: always knew who we were. Always I don't even know

648
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: who she is. We opened the door, there could have

649
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 1: been five other customers, she ignored them and being like,

650
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: hey guys, she would give us their prime table in

651
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: the middle of the entire rest. She literally someone in

652
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: front of us. The weight was thirty minutes us here

653
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 1: follow me literally though, have no idea her name, no,

654
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: no click who literally have no idea. And I don't

655
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 1: think we had more conversation than there. There she is.

656
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: And even when she'd be seating other people and we'd

657
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: be sitting in the restaurant, she'd walk by our table.

658
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: There she is, hey, hi, guys. And then once we

659
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: got our table, they would be showing the last night's

660
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: Preads game and we're yelling at it like it's a

661
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: live game. Come on, God, we need two goals. Come on, dude.

662
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 1: I I would always look over at her. She had

663
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,800
Speaker 1: the biggest smile on her face. For some reason, she

664
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: thought we were hilarious. And maybe that's why people listen

665
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: to this pot. We light up their lives. Maybe hell

666
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: of an analogy, and maybe we made her job fun,

667
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: and we make people's job fun. When they're listening to

668
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,919
Speaker 1: this pot, they're obviously not fun enough. Because Eddie said,

669
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,359
Speaker 1: I'm out there are good pods that make your workout better,

670
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: make your walk better, and job better. May this is

671
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: one of them. I don't know. People listen to pods

672
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: while they work out. People listen to pods while they

673
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: do everything couch while they cook. Now I understand while

674
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 1: they clucky hook. Dude, you ever go to a plan

675
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: the firehouse subs next to me. They don't talk to

676
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: customers anymore. They have air air pods in and it's

677
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,919
Speaker 1: no contract you're supposed to talk to him. There's no conversation.

678
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,360
Speaker 1: I mean, you just cut it off. So I go

679
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: up to the cash register. There's no communication, just m

680
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: but they have their air pods in what are they

681
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 1: listening toast? Yeah, for sure, I get that. I'm just saying,

682
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: we know though. My dad he wears his to hear

683
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: better because there's like a button you push on it

684
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 1: and it makes things louder. Hearing aid Yeah, dude, if

685
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 1: you need hearing aids and to be able to do

686
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: that and then not get looked down upon for having

687
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: hearing it, yeah, I felt like a dick because he

688
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 1: was wearing them. I'm like, yo, Dad, He's like, whoa

689
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: why are you yelling? Man? I can hear it. I

690
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: use these to actually help me here. I'm like, oh,

691
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: grab grab dad, Sorry bad. Just don't be like the

692
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: guy at the clubhouse, and he's always got that. Now

693
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: he works at the front desk. He only can go

694
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: single AirPod. What are they called AirPods? AirPods? He used

695
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 1: to go double air pods and he go, man, what dude,

696
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: I can't hear you? Man, what are you supposed to

697
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 1: do to that? When the guy's whispering and you can't

698
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: hear what he's saying, it's annoying. It is annoying. It's

699
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: the air pod culture, and I think usually you're a

700
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: little bit louder because you have your air pods in,

701
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: so you know he's quieter. He's the opposite of that.

702
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: And he goes, He's like, what what bro just take

703
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,760
Speaker 1: out an AirPod talk to me, help me, Hey, youth

704
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: these days, that's jeez. I just don't understand, now, Hey, Coachures,

705
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: it's a sad day and sore losers nation today, But

706
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 1: we know Eddie is in a better place. Michael did

707
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: he pass. He lived a life worth living, and we

708
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: know that wherever he is, he's putting a dollar on it.

709
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: The pod won't be the same without the constant interrupting lunch,

710
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: eating into the mic and truly and undeniably not knowing

711
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: the who's who's and the what's what's. Rest in peace,

712
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: Coach McKenzie and Ohio McKinsey. I'm not dying, although I

713
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: did wonder though, am I going to keep putting dollars

714
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 1: on it? Like, if I'm not talking about sports, why

715
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: do I have to watch it? And like the only

716
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,359
Speaker 1: reason I watched most of these games, these random ass

717
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: NBA games on a Tuesday night, was because I've been

718
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,919
Speaker 1: on it. That's deep. So I don't know, Coach am

719
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 1: I gonna keep gambling, Well, I don't know, because you're

720
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: gonna have nowhere to talk about it. Where there's a

721
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: gambling will, there's a gambling way. I was the opposite.

722
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: I was making hundreds of dollars worth of bets to

723
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: keep my interest in the podcast, and so then I

724
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 1: thought once that I'm saying, when the gambling got removed

725
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: from my life, I was a little opposite in that case.

726
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: I said, how am I still gonna do the podcast?

727
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: I have no interest in sports anymore. The thirty dollars bets,

728
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 1: they still keep your interests, Okay, So just keep doing

729
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: thirty dollars a month and I'll hang up at forty

730
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 1: dollars a month, especially when you can win. When if

731
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: you just do a guy that's plus one fifty instead,

732
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: no I have it's stupid to bet plus one fifty

733
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: when I can bet plus two seventy five. That's not

734
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: how gambling works. Yeah, now, I understand what you're saying. Money.

735
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying, but it's better to just win,

736
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 1: yeah something, Yes, you know what I mean. Yes, And

737
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 1: guess we're a more better bet. If everybody had that

738
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 1: person at the casino, there wouldn't be more casinos being built.

739
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: And that is why I'm going to be one of

740
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: your sports investors. I'm going to be a counselor, a

741
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: sports counselor in the future, and I'll hang up and listen.

742
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: I will be there every step of the way for gamblers,

743
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: explaining to them I'm their conscience. I meant to tell

744
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: you this. I got the text late after the last

745
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: podcast from my brother in law. Yeah. I did respond

746
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 1: to the text and say, hey, even with surveillance, would

747
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: they even try to track the ticket through surveillance? Yeah?

748
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 1: And he never responded. Then finally, when I got home,

749
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: he responded, oh boy, possible time on that there's no possible, Coach.

750
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: The exact time of his response was one h three

751
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: pm Central time. Okay, that checks out, he responded, quote,

752
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: I doubt it. Oh my, there's a bunch could add

753
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:09,240
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. Basically, that's not worth their time. Tommy

754
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: Salami was right, Basically not worth guys. There's laws and stuff. Yeah,

755
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,879
Speaker 1: laws for ten thousand dollars for like the big fish,

756
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: not your measly little ticket that you found. Coach. No,

757
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm just gonna because I sent you the picture.

758
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure, so I want to look it up.

759
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: I don't think I got a picture of Coach No,

760
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,919
Speaker 1: and I was gonna try to see. Gosh, that's just so,

761
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 1: that's so depressing. Trying to be honest. I mean no,

762
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: I was just trying to not get arrested. I wanted

763
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: to make sure, aren't we all yeah? Damn right man,

764
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: I mean damn. Why didn't coach let it go that

765
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: that was so long ago? You're all right, you know,

766
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: we live and we learned. Coach No, we don't know.

767
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: We don't live and we learned. That's not what it

768
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: is about. Out Hey. Here's another one, Keith from Shawnee.

769
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: Hey kid, if you ever noticed if you put the

770
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,720
Speaker 1: word anal before a lot of car models, it's really funny.

771
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: Examples antal ram, anal avalanche, and anal cruise. Just a

772
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 1: thought I had. I thought it was gonna be about Eddie.

773
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:22,720
Speaker 1: Delete that one. Sorry. What are his favorite websites? Anald Ford,

774
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: anal hat, anal person, anal computer, anal desk, antal masters.

775
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: That's pretty funny, antal lebron This is from this one's

776
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: from Blue Freddy. He's gonna play this one before he died.

777
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: There once was a guy named Eddie whose sports podcast

778
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: was far from hetty. His friends would always say, ed,

779
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: you're too sensitive to play. You might as well be

780
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: a little girl named Betty. What the so Eddie trying

781
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 1: to ignore their teasing, He couldn't shake the uneasy feeling,

782
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 1: so he quit the show, and his friends said, hey, bro,

783
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: looks like Eddie's too fragile to take a beating. Haha.

784
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: It took me a day to get that perfect without

785
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: being mean, Blue, Blue, it took you a whole day.

786
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: That was really good. Blue. That's good. You have a skill.

787
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: You know what we should do after that beating? You

788
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: just took go on a break. You know what? I

789
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: just realized, who you got a career in creative writing. Man.

790
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring an apple for my last day,

791
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 1: and you forgot it. I don't. I don't have an apple.

792
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: Not a necessary prop. I mean, people do people do

793
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: like it? I mean I didn't want to end the

794
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: show with an apple, but oh well, Eddie, would you

795
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: please give us our last I mean, hey, what are

796
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: you doing with my with the logo? We haven't figured

797
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:44,280
Speaker 1: that out yet. Um. We decided during the podcast, we'd

798
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,320
Speaker 1: be scrubbing it, and we'll also please handle over the

799
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: password to the Instagram. No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys,

800
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:54,439
Speaker 1: don't change the password. I mean, I really was no

801
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 1: longer gonna be cock. I mean, when's the last time

802
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: we posted on that damn thing? Hey? Is it still? Yeah?

803
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: It is? I I yeah, I we thought about just

804
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 1: putting an X over your face. No, that's disrespectful, but

805
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: that's funny. No, but we actually had that call. You

806
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: were on it, yead ax, and then Eddie goes, guys,

807
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,280
Speaker 1: if I have some input, I would not be possible.

808
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: Don't put an X. What have you used? My um likeness?

809
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: Now you use the body and everything and you take

810
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 1: the face out and whoever the new person has just

811
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: replaced the face. We could do that, you know what

812
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: I mean. I mean, I haven't thought about it. And

813
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: I mean it's a female body. That's great. That's even funnier.

814
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: You just put that, You put their head on the thing,

815
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 1: and it's just it's funny. It's kind of a joke.

816
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: Look for a chick that's flat. Well, Jessica be okay

817
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 1: with that. I don't know if Jessica's gonna be on

818
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: the point. What have you guys been talking about. Don't

819
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: worry about what me and Jessica talk. ABAD know what

820
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:53,439
Speaker 1: it is trying to get tickets. I'm trying to get

821
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: the Boston. But Justin hangs out with Jessica all the time.

822
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: I know. She told me he goes, Hey, hit me

823
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 1: up with that chick's number. He knows nobody in Boston. Dude,

824
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: he's been having fun with her. She said. He works

825
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: all the time. Though, No, she's got to do. Dude,

826
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: he's been rocking. Hey, ed Vanderbilt. Apparently that was pretty easy.

827
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: He moves out there, have been working eighteen hours ships Boston,

828
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: mad dude, they don't gosh, you saw the TV show. Well,

829
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: I was gonna get er, but dare I didn't prepare

830
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: for the show. Idiot, Eddie, what do you reading? Coach?

831
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 1: Someone said, Hey, any chance even though Eddie's quitting, that

832
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: he makes a surprise appearance at Sore Losers Coaches Convention three. Yeah,

833
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:38,879
Speaker 1: if it's in Nashville. Oh okay, yeah, I mean it's here,

834
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 1: of course. Why wouldn't I go? I don't know, Vegas, Coach,

835
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: Come on, you know how hard that is. It's hard.

836
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: I've spent. I've spent a lot of money on flights

837
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: over there that I just can't get. Okay, okay, what

838
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying shut Like, I mean, oh what, No, Edie,

839
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: remember the first time in two thousand and eight, like,

840
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: did you think we would ever make our podcast last

841
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: this long? Is what I still don't We started a

842
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: good question because no, I mean, remember we started, we

843
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 1: were like, no one's listening to this crap, Like, no

844
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: one's gonna like this crap. All we did was argue,

845
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: That's all we did. All we did was argue for

846
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: like years. And what people don't know is before the

847
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 1: podcast even started, for six months, we didn't come on

848
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 1: a with a title. At one point, We're gonna be

849
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: the White Undis or something. There were weird names. I said,

850
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: the jock Itch and then no, no, no, no no no,

851
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 1: I said no, no, wrong, wrong. My suggestion was the

852
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: cure for jock Itch. This podcast would be the cure

853
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 1: for Jocket. Yeah, dude. We went over the title of

854
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: the podcast and the format and how long it was

855
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 1: gonna be for six months and then to the point

856
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,399
Speaker 1: Bones goes, hey, are you guys ever gonna start the podcast? Yeah?

857
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: And then we just started it. Yeah, right, And it

858
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: took a while to do thing. And I don't like

859
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: the fact that you guys don't think you have a

860
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: say in the podcast. That's not accurate. Gas Lady D.

861
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 1: In that phone call, I realized, wow, I have no power.

862
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,919
Speaker 1: What did you talk during that phone No? No, even

863
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 1: when I tried to get talked, I was that's when

864
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: you realize, Oh, I get the hierarchy. Now that's okay,

865
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: it's at the bottom. It's your baby. I mean, this

866
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 1: is what you truly love doing this. They're gonna tell him,

867
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 1: Paul you Eddie, because if you didn't do this podcast

868
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: talking about sports, you would just call your dad every

869
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: day and tell him what you say on here and

870
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: batters box. Yes, but it's more about And in the

871
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: beginning I was like, oh, we need to talk sports.

872
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 1: And then the more we did it, I realized the

873
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 1: less sports we do, the more people enjoy it. Less sports,

874
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: more lifestyle. Yes, yeah, And so I think it turned

875
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: into something that was more fun just hanging out with

876
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: you guys, because I like you guys, and it's fun

877
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: to just shoot the shit and I'm like idiots, And yes,

878
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: there's days I would leave here frustrating because I would

879
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 1: think something was so interesting and you guys would na

880
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 1: na boo, you balls call boobs. I want to ride

881
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: my bike into a median. I just don't get it.

882
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: That's my favorite. I don't get it. The biggest argument

883
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 1: was there, A massive one that stands out. Oh, I

884
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 1: mean I remember Kaepernick and Pitts and lunch got pretty

885
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:15,919
Speaker 1: intent that brother was talking about kneeling and early oh

886
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: my god, early Early You and Pitt's arguments were a brutal, Like, dude,

887
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:25,240
Speaker 1: those were bad. I think we left the room unlisten

888
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: the room at one point. I mean there was times

889
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,879
Speaker 1: when you guys wanted to eat first, or you want

890
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 1: to do this first, or you want to and I

891
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta be somewhere and I'd leave, and

892
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: then I came back and did one by myself. I'll

893
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: be completely honest. I loved eating, interrupting you, arguing with you,

894
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: just to see your reaction, like your reactions of when

895
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: you're trying to say something serious that you've probably thought

896
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: of for like twenty four hours and here's your chance

897
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 1: to say your point, which is probably right, and us

898
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: interrupt you and watching you get pissed. Was priceless. Give

899
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: me one more, one more for the gipper interrupt me

900
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 1: son him a bitch, It was priceless. Dude, Hello, I'm

901
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: gonna miss that. My boyfriend Joe could quite possibly be

902
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: your guys's biggest fans. Every time we drive together, we

903
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 1: listen to the newest podcast or relisten to the past ones.

904
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: In fact, we are driving to Alabama in a month

905
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: to visit my parents for Christmas, and there will be

906
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: no silence because he's excited to play all the podcasts

907
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: back from the beginning. However, I have a problem. This

908
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: man works so much to try and ready a house

909
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: for May that we are buying, and we get him

910
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 1: whatever he needs, so I don't have anything for Christmas,

911
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,240
Speaker 1: and he has never been really good at accepting gifts.

912
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: So I was wondering if you guys could maybe send

913
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: some signed merchandise or a signed photo or something to

914
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 1: make the Christmas for him magical. If by some freak chance,

915
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: you guys are free, we could drive by and meet

916
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: you guys, Or maybe you could send him a video

917
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 1: When was this written November? Or if you could maybe

918
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: send him a video to say Merry Christmas. This is

919
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: just a shot in the dark and may or may

920
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: not work out, but I wanted to try. I really

921
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 1: want to surprise him with something he doesn't see coming.

922
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: I hope to hear from y'all soon and thank you

923
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:22,320
Speaker 1: for your time. Sydney one two three sore Loser. The

924
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: video possibly the drive by, definitely not. We have security.

925
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: She wrote that on November twenty first. The merch definitely not.

926
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 1: I don't know where that is. I tried to give

927
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 1: one to our friend Amy's ex husband. I go, hey, man,

928
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: I'll give you a hat. Dude, I go into our box.

929
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: We have no hats or anything. No, there's nothing here. Nothing.

930
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:47,280
Speaker 1: Where's our merch's in Callie? I emailed our merch people.

931
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 1: Did you get a response? No response. I'm powerless. I

932
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: don't have anything. Oh yeah, okay, no, go ahead? What no, No,

933
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering. I was gonna ask you to, um,

934
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 1: what's the ping pong noise or the pinball? Like, why

935
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: do you play that pinball noise? For the emails, we

936
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 1: just decided letters from the losers. But what it's like,

937
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 1: keys kind of I don't know, Like he's all I've

938
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 1: always wondered that he's looking in the box of letters.

939
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 1: But it's a pinball machine. I don't know, dude, it's

940
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: we just realized that we needed segments. We haven't had

941
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: segments in five years. The show is deteriorating. It's not

942
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: getting better, it's getting worse. And it's all because we

943
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:29,240
Speaker 1: never created segments. We never let each other talk. There's

944
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: all these reasons. There's a power shows getting worse. Well,

945
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: I mean, with you leaving, well, I mean, I mean

946
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: you're leaving, it's gonna be it's gonna be really weird.

947
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: I'm not saying, but I mean, we're we're losing. We're losing.

948
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, thank you. Yeah, Hey, we're not losing

949
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: to We're not losing Parker, Jenoble or Duncan. We're losing

950
00:49:54,120 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 1: Bruce Bowen. Yeah, we're Malik Rose Rodman late in his career. Yeah,

951
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,919
Speaker 1: like a circus act. Sometimes you know if he's gonna

952
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: be here, if he's not gonna be here, But when

953
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 1: you do show up, you're actually pretty solid and you

954
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: contribute to the team. Blessbrook. We're missing Westbrook man, Okay,

955
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: I mean we're missing Alvin Harper. Alvin Harper was legit though,

956
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: like he won the number one wide receiver doesn't matter though.

957
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 1: If you go back look at Nightties Cowboys highlights, that

958
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 1: dude was better than Irvin. He was so freaking good

959
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 1: and then he was good. Then he got big money

960
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: to go for the to the Bucks or something that

961
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: you never heard from him again. Like, dude, he was

962
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 1: so good with the Cowboys Alvin freaking Harper. Yeah, and

963
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: then he would slam dunk on the field goal. Blast

964
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: from the past. That's what this podcast is gonna be

965
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: a lot and people more. Some of the bits that

966
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: we did do We tried you doing the whole where

967
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: are they now? Coach? That was that lasted? Two people

968
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: we would We did the most recent one where we

969
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: called to see if a player was injured? Was it

970
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: a football player? Did we call parlor? Yeah? Yeah, we

971
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,720
Speaker 1: called the Robert We tried to call the Robert Kraft one.

972
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 1: Did they answer? I don't remember that. I remember that definitely.

973
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:14,760
Speaker 1: Tickets We tried to ask me to buy an organization. Sure, yeah, Command.

974
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,359
Speaker 1: We had like four interviews in five years, I mean,

975
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: one hell of a track record. Did you ever try

976
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: to get interviews? I don't know. Here, here's the thing,

977
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: I have no idea how to get an interview, no

978
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 1: idea because no one is going to take as serious, no,

979
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: like how do you email anyone though you? I mean,

980
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: what about someone that doesn't take people serious? Man, I

981
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,399
Speaker 1: don't know. And then also I don't know if people

982
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: find interviews interesting, like the Caller Daddy people, why didn't

983
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: we call them and do like a what do you

984
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:50,919
Speaker 1: call it? A brother's brothers sister brother sisters incest incests? Yes,

985
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: caller Daddy. I mean we had Taylor Lawan that was

986
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: pretty big, that was pretty good, and that was a

987
00:51:55,239 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 1: good interview about that jelly roll? What about uh Kevin

988
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 1: uh part by um Kevin By. I think that's when

989
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 1: Steve was helping us a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, And

990
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 1: I think I don't know if people enjoy interviews. I

991
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: have no idea how to get interviews. I would love

992
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 1: to have interviews, but it's just like people don't enjoy interviews.

993
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 1: It's cool to have a promo that says tomorrow we

994
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: got tannehill on, but the actual content that's gonna happen

995
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 1: probably isn't that interest. But I disagree. I think our

996
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,799
Speaker 1: interviews were great. Ours are because the norm it's not

997
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 1: the normal one. But you got After the interview was over,

998
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 1: the guests would be like, what the was that and

999
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: why did you book that? Right? And then what we did, dude,

1000
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,439
Speaker 1: We did try to but after we'd interview someone, we'd

1001
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: send him a shirt. Never saw any other people wear

1002
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 1: the shirt. Yeah, and then we had a big waste,

1003
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: the biggest moment in sore Losers history. We had the

1004
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: convention at cmafest. We had Brooklyn Decker, dang it, Eric

1005
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: Decker and j see James Decker and guess what lunch

1006
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: called day of with Coavid Coach. It was the biggest half.

1007
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: No, no no, no, he didn't have COVID. And then we

1008
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: showed him on the screen. He looked dead, dude. He

1009
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: looked like he'd either been on drugs or he had

1010
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,319
Speaker 1: a very serious illness. Coach, looking back now, it did

1011
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 1: look like he had a drunk problem. Dude. He was

1012
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: washed out. It honestly seemed like he was coming off

1013
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: of drugs a little bit. And and my wife and

1014
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 1: her friend I go, hey, come to our podcast. We're

1015
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: trying to get bigger. We have a table at cmafest.

1016
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,760
Speaker 1: They go, that's awesome. I get to the front door.

1017
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: Rick and somebody else goes no tickets only I got

1018
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 1: to come through my wife and the Heather, her best friend,

1019
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: and their kids had to go. I think they had

1020
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 1: to buy their own tickets. That's when I knew standing

1021
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,839
Speaker 1: at the sore loser dang guys. Yeah, and then after

1022
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: Mule was on our podcast, he lost the starting job. Yeah,

1023
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: and I think he milked a cow with me at

1024
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 1: the Nashville County Fair am a month later. Hey, and

1025
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 1: you didn't remember him. It was a different guy. Actually,

1026
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:03,399
Speaker 1: to see what I'm taking off, right, I mean, you're

1027
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: there's times to jump from stock. No, it's not that coach.

1028
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 1: I think we could do this for the rest of

1029
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: our lives, honestly, So then why are we not? Because

1030
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 1: it just lives gotten a little busy? Like Friends? Why

1031
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: did Friends not going forever? That's right, because they got

1032
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 1: too big. All good things must They were making a

1033
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,879
Speaker 1: million dollars an episode. They didn't need any Maybe that's

1034
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: our problem. Maybe there's your answer. Maybe we're making too

1035
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 1: much money. Yeah, with that, I don't need this money.

1036
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:31,399
Speaker 1: I'm out take a break. Wait you're leaving. That guy

1037
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: looks like he just jacked off. That's Scott Scowings. Oh

1038
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 1: he finished early. He adin't no boll He didn't wait

1039
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: for anyone. He just kept going. He just went fast,

1040
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: a record two hour round. You passed up our groundskeepers. Hey,

1041
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,359
Speaker 1: the first time in Master's history people are letting him

1042
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,359
Speaker 1: play the doo. What time did you start at? Oh?

1043
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: They had to be out there at four am? What

1044
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: There wasn't even a flag on number sixteen. I just

1045
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 1: pudding kind of this too. No, you gotta wait at McCay.

1046
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 1: You can't go out early. They gotta wait till the

1047
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 1: sun's up. All the dudes melted off and every golfers

1048
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 1: out there been whacking it for another thirty minutes before

1049
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 1: they let you on the course. Hey, I will say, though,

1050
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 1: one of our best last minute what inventions whatever of

1051
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 1: you will, was the coin flip challenge. That was good.

1052
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 1: That was in the heart of the pandemic, was it not? Yeah? Yeah,

1053
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: I mean that was in the heart of my heavy gambling.

1054
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: So if you guys want to look back at those videos,

1055
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 1: when I do it, dude, it reminds me of thousand

1056
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: dollars bet the videos that we did for every game.

1057
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,919
Speaker 1: Coach look back at those because I was excited about

1058
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 1: the coins flipping, but I was more excited about a

1059
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,359
Speaker 1: thousand dollars bet that was flipping as well. Tell you what, man,

1060
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: the first round of sixty four whatever was so much fun.

1061
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: Thirty two kind of sucked. Sweet sixteen I wanted to

1062
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: kill myself. Elite eight I was like, this place and

1063
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 1: it should have died. But then Lunch said we had

1064
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 1: to keep going right with the videos. And in the

1065
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: final four, coach, I mean, it was the dumbest we'd

1066
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 1: ever done. Yeah, that's my fault. I mean that was

1067
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 1: a bust. It was realized we're gonna be flipping that

1068
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: many coins. Yeah, sixty four. But when you tweeted the

1069
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: team that won, which is some dog, ask Robert Morris,

1070
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: oh god, And we tweeted them and didn't even tweet us.

1071
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: I mean, they did not even want to accept the trophy.

1072
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 1: And then we thought Sports Center was gonna pick it

1073
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 1: up because there wasn't an actual march madness. Letch goes

1074
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:33,359
Speaker 1: guys this. I'm not the only one that said that. Scuba,

1075
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 1: who the producer of the Big Show, was like, dude,

1076
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: you guys, if you guys make videos of this, like

1077
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: sports shows are looking for stuff to talk about, this

1078
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 1: might get picked up, and so we start thinking getting

1079
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: wind in our sales, going, holy crap, we're gonna be

1080
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: on all these shows they're gonna And so when we're

1081
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 1: posting the damn videos, we're tagging all these shows, and

1082
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: not a damn person cared about stupid coin flip madness?

1083
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: Were those wins we heard about? Good sales? Are limp

1084
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 1: our ship? Isn't Sally anymore? Oh man? That was brutal.

1085
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:10,879
Speaker 1: But that's when there was no sports, right, nothing going on.

1086
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 1: It was simulated. Hey, nothing going on except everyone was

1087
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: in front of the computers. Can I tell you the

1088
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 1: best part of is when you would do live damn

1089
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 1: dog races? Hey, should we do one? Well? I mean

1090
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 1: that account for me is closed because there's no way.

1091
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 1: There's no way we can do. I mean it. I

1092
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 1: don't even know what the website is. No, you want

1093
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 1: to know what the site is? I mean, big trouble

1094
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 1: listening my enemies. Hey, hey, do you think when he

1095
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 1: recorded that he knew what Blevada was? No? He just

1096
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: recorded that for our two hundred bucks. You don't think

1097
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 1: tender Swindler knows Blevada? No chance? No, huh? I know,

1098
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 1: like a Blevada kind of guy. What I realized is

1099
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,919
Speaker 1: those websites a lot of people just did the Buckie thing.

1100
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that do Buckie. All right,

1101
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 1: I'm getting the blevada se pulls up one. Guys, we

1102
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 1: have a new person on the website. Guys, we got

1103
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 1: the new login. Interesting after sports Bookie, Let's see if

1104
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 1: the pass code still, the passwords still. It is from

1105
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 1: Christian Pike Coachers Christian from steven Zille, Montana. When I

1106
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 1: first heard the news Eddie was bailing on the Losers,

1107
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 1: I was bummed. Then I realized Eddie was trying to

1108
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 1: get us. I'm writing to inform Eddie that he got

1109
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: got nice tribe, Bra, Happy April fools Day, Christian. Come on, Bra, Sorry,

1110
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 1: Greyhounds live, Greyhounds. Here we go. You can still do

1111
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 1: it without having an account them there off all right.

1112
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: Next one starts in Trap one is leading. Did you

1113
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 1: guys see where they have online? If you're watching this,

1114
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 1: there's Ai commentating one minute lunch. Did you see that?

1115
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 1: What ais commentating the masters? If you watch it online? No, coach,

1116
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: can you pick the winner by the odds? Yes? Telling me?

1117
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 1: Trap one, I'll tell you right now. Um it looks

1118
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 1: like the winner is going to be number one. Shelby.

1119
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 1: How many minutes? We got? One minute? Okay, fifty seconds? Sheby, Hello, coachers.

1120
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 1: My name is Channing Schwartz, and I'm ready to propose

1121
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 1: to my girlfriend of three years. I live in Toledo, Ohio,

1122
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 1: and Parker McCollum will be playing in Toledo the Toledo

1123
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:27,280
Speaker 1: Zoo May eighteenth. Is there any absolute way you guys

1124
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 1: can get me in contact with him so he can

1125
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: help with the proposal. That would be awesome, Thanks losers, Channing, No, Channing,

1126
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 1: we can't, Sorry, man Eddie. One four six that's gonna

1127
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 1: be our order. Trap one. The horses are racing one

1128
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 1: four six. You guys raight for this? Is it storry

1129
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: or can I play this? AI? Go ahead? It's seventeen seconds.

1130
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 1: Substrucker twenty eight years old from aust Year is going

1131
00:59:54,080 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: to hit from the pine straw on whole one. He

1132
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,000
Speaker 1: took choke two and the blow traveled one hundred and

1133
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 1: sixty two yards into the green side bunker. That's hey,

1134
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 1: it's pretty good, dude. That's pretty crazy. One four six,

1135
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: turn it up. Oh my gosh, look look look watch

1136
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 1: it though. One four six. That's the order you said

1137
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 1: it's gonna be. That's what I said, just based on

1138
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 1: the odd Trap one. The horses are racing. Well, who's

1139
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: in the league. You can't even see the middle six.

1140
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:30,439
Speaker 1: Oh he didn't win. Look at one, look at one.

1141
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 1: The volume isn't working. Trap coming around the final curve. One,

1142
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: it's coming up on the inside. Six is in the

1143
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 1: league final on the league furlong. Oh six, it's gonna

1144
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: take it. Boys. Here comes one, but six, it's gonna

1145
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 1: take it. Three one and it was way off. Simulated

1146
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 1: dogs race is over trap one, Trap two. God, hey, dude,

1147
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 1: this reminds me a good time, dude. And then we

1148
01:00:56,480 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 1: would do actual horses on the TV, the real That

1149
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 1: one got a little depressing. It digs. We lost. Yeah,

1150
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 1: and then and then and then you said you had

1151
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 1: figured it out, and you came in, You're like, there's

1152
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 1: no lose thing. I figured out exact this the greyhound. Yeah,

1153
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 1: and then it just no. And then they kind of

1154
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 1: change it on me. But for one hundred percent, and

1155
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:19,840
Speaker 1: those are recorded videos, not live. Yeah, they know the outcome. Yeah. Cultures.

1156
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 1: As a student, Iowa stated, it was great to hear

1157
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 1: you speak the truth about IOWA always losing early in

1158
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 1: the tournament. Also, I'm glad Eddie had a fun time

1159
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 1: in Des Moines. The arena is awesome, except the reception. Lastly,

1160
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 1: I'd like to apologize to Ray for my team laying

1161
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 1: an A. I hope they didn't ruin a parlay for him,

1162
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: but I have a good feeling it did. If it's

1163
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 1: any consolation. We had a starter get dismissed from the

1164
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 1: team two weeks ago, but I'm sure we already knew

1165
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 1: that from the in depth research we always do before

1166
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: we bet on the sore losers the best nick That

1167
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: was funny. I did want to say that Caitlin Clark

1168
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 1: is awesome. Dude. You had to get that out there. Guy. Yeah,

1169
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 1: did you see the ratings for that game? Yes, you

1170
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 1: watched it, so I'm sure it's like, yeah, dude, it

1171
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 1: was crazy. What it beat. Let's see it beat more

1172
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 1: than the Sugar Orange and Cotton Bulls, the Big twelve

1173
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 1: Pack twelve, then AC title ACC title games. Notre Dame

1174
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 1: versus USC got higher rating. They got lower ratings than

1175
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 1: Caitlin Clark. Hey, what is what is? Don't look at

1176
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: the TV lunch? What is? What is? Rory chasing lunch.

1177
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 1: What's he chasing? If you're the sports gmail, what is

1178
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:30,600
Speaker 1: he chasing? Oh, he's chasing the all the mass, the majors,

1179
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 1: triple crown. What's it called, right, I mean what career slam?

1180
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 1: Grand Slam? That's pretty good, whatever you want to call it. Yeah,

1181
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:42,479
Speaker 1: all right, Eddie, it's time to say goodbye. Man. Guys,

1182
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit it one last time. Let's get down.

1183
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:52,800
Speaker 1: Let's get down business guys. I'm playing in my phone

1184
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,680
Speaker 1: to act like I'm not gonna cry. I mean this,

1185
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 1: it sucks, Eddie. You shake a real man by the

1186
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:01,120
Speaker 1: size of it. There, No, that's not what I was

1187
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:05,280
Speaker 1: gonna say. I want to give you one final handshake, Eddie.

1188
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 1: I'll see you. Not hey, Eddie, it's not good bye.

1189
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 1: It's good I'll see you later. No, no, Eddie, I

1190
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 1: don't want to confess ing. I th that's the story.

1191
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:28,160
Speaker 1: Now he's into the bastards. Are you leaving? No, I'm

1192
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 1: just I had a speech for it. It's good thought.

1193
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 1: Did you do a poem too? Fudge? What happened my golfer?

1194
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: Zalaturus withdrawals? What is it to sleep with him? Did

1195
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:45,840
Speaker 1: he break his dick. What happened to him? What happened

1196
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:49,439
Speaker 1: to him? Hey, you want to know where what's worse

1197
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 1: than a plus five w D coach? What the hell happened? Dude?

1198
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 1: You get opened up at Augusta last night? God almighty,

1199
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 1: what happened? It says injury before the first round. Oh no,

1200
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:05,600
Speaker 1: it's it was on the it was on here on

1201
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:10,920
Speaker 1: the practice range. Coach. That's terrible. I'm sorry. Man slipped

1202
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,560
Speaker 1: in the shower, picked a real golfer. There it goes mine,

1203
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,320
Speaker 1: freaking No, you're done. But he could be one of

1204
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 1: your trash g No, you have three of those, guys.

1205
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 1: I just going to going through the page some clips.

1206
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 1: I'm deleting. Um. No, you can't delete them. I'm not No, No,

1207
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: there's been your head. It's just hey, radio's theater of

1208
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,960
Speaker 1: the mind, guys. I'm deleting some clips. I will play

1209
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 1: them for the last time. I put a dollar on it.

1210
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 1: The Julio welcome to that one doesn't get deleted. That's long.

1211
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:46,280
Speaker 1: Oh my bad. Um I culture here, Simon Leviabo, Simon

1212
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:52,720
Speaker 1: stan he didn't leave us, he's still with us. Uh.

1213
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 1: That one's my clip. Oh we can delete this? What

1214
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:58,120
Speaker 1: if everybody. Oh, that's my brother. You can't delete that.

1215
01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 1: He's still with us, right brother, Hey kid, this is Keith.

1216
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 1: Call it in and I've been a miss you. And

1217
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 1: remember if you ever in La, you see La the sunset,

1218
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 1: I'll be eating orange chicken rash. You guys see those

1219
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:24,040
Speaker 1: horns in the tournament, man, Keith coach. I really thought

1220
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 1: you're gonna have all them call in. No, man, they

1221
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 1: don't want to give a damn by you what it

1222
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 1: don't batter bus doesn't I guess who also doesn't give

1223
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,080
Speaker 1: a damn. Yeah, honestly, I don't really have anything, not

1224
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 1: because like fantasy football doesn't mean anything to me. I

1225
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:46,360
Speaker 1: was gonna play. I did write a little something, did you.

1226
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:48,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I was gonna give a speech. But then

1227
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 1: I'm just like and everybody's like, oh, you're gonna see

1228
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:52,720
Speaker 1: him at work. But it's not the same. It's not

1229
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 1: the same. It's not the same. When we walk into

1230
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 1: this room, it's a whole different dynamic, whole different dynamic.

1231
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:02,640
Speaker 1: Everything changes, And I just want to say thank you Eddie,

1232
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:05,520
Speaker 1: Like I think you know, in the beginning it was rough. No,

1233
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna look at you,

1234
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 1: so I don't cry because it took a lot of

1235
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: effort to put everything looking at me that we did

1236
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 1: to build the podcast to what it is today. And

1237
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,920
Speaker 1: without you, I don't think we get to where we

1238
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 1: are today. So from the Soil Losers Nations for me,

1239
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,959
Speaker 1: I don't know about Ray if he's gonna say anything,

1240
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 1: but I want to say thank you dude, like it's

1241
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 1: been a blast, Like you're still my friend. It still

1242
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:32,320
Speaker 1: sucks you're leaving, but it was awesome. It's been awesome,

1243
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 1: it's been incredible. It's been a great run. And seriously,

1244
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 1: if you take a couple months off and you want

1245
01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:39,320
Speaker 1: to talk about coming back, I would love it. I

1246
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:42,280
Speaker 1: would be so open to that. And maybe you're just

1247
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:45,040
Speaker 1: blowing wind up our skirts right now saying oh I

1248
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:47,360
Speaker 1: think about it, and you really have no plans ever

1249
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:50,560
Speaker 1: coming back or even thinking about it, but if you do,

1250
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 1: that would be amazing. Wow, thank you, coach. I appreciate that. Right, Yeah,

1251
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:56,960
Speaker 1: this is just something small and then maybe I have

1252
01:06:57,040 --> 01:07:00,080
Speaker 1: something else. How many years were you with us? How

1253
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 1: many years this has been five? Was it too that?

1254
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,960
Speaker 1: When did when Bazer got cancer in twenty eighteen, did

1255
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:11,000
Speaker 1: we have the podcast. Yes, yes, so five years? Five years? Right?

1256
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:13,480
Speaker 1: All right? Did you have I don't know. I would

1257
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,360
Speaker 1: like it's been five years. I would like to do

1258
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 1: the five guns salute. He won more for Arnold Ard.

1259
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 1: I killed Arnold Arnold? You got anything to say? Coach?

1260
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,440
Speaker 1: Did you give your speech? Check? Uh? No, coach. I

1261
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:48,360
Speaker 1: just want to say, look throughout the years. Wait, wait,

1262
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:50,440
Speaker 1: you're gonna give a speech? Five wait? Wait, wait, you're

1263
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 1: gonna give a speech. I'm gonna be for you. Do it? Should?

1264
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:57,640
Speaker 1: I wait? Yeah? Until after the break. It's my best

1265
01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:04,640
Speaker 1: teams yet, that's for you. All right, Eddie guys, I'm

1266
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:07,480
Speaker 1: gonna miss a lot of things. Is this the start

1267
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:11,640
Speaker 1: of your speed him? We're gonna go inside, I'm gonna

1268
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:15,080
Speaker 1: go outside him and they're not gonna lick us. And

1269
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:17,160
Speaker 1: we're gonna run, run, run, boys, did we get across

1270
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 1: that goal line? You know? This team? Man? They say

1271
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:26,160
Speaker 1: it's better than us, but I don't think. So, how's

1272
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 1: it go? I want I'm waiting for your speech. Okay,

1273
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:32,960
Speaker 1: here's my speed from the hard Eddie guys, sore loses Nation.

1274
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:36,760
Speaker 1: I just want to say, throughout the years, we've had

1275
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:41,320
Speaker 1: some great conversations on this podcast. I'm gonna miss Ray's

1276
01:08:41,479 --> 01:08:47,240
Speaker 1: random ass stories like showering with his dad. I wanna

1277
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:51,800
Speaker 1: miss arguing with LB about the dumbest shit ever and

1278
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 1: giving him crap every time the sports penis gets something wrong.

1279
01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:00,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss bitching about the length of this podcast,

1280
01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:09,680
Speaker 1: God's too long. Sore Losers Nation, you are amazing. You

1281
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:18,080
Speaker 1: are some of the most know it all, opinionated, argumentative, caring, hilarious, drunken,

1282
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:22,599
Speaker 1: loyal bunch of losers I've ever met. I'm gonna miss

1283
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,760
Speaker 1: every single one of you. Even that dude from Fort

1284
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:34,839
Speaker 1: Worth I don't remember his name, Taylor dial Mo, Chris Brady,

1285
01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:40,200
Speaker 1: be Hands. They no longer listening Backer Girl, Slido, They've

1286
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:46,920
Speaker 1: all left us. Oh you guys, Miguel, I hope he's good.

1287
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 1: Every time I didn't eat an apple. Guys, I'm gonna

1288
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:58,080
Speaker 1: think of you. Do one thing for me. You're watching sports,

1289
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:02,920
Speaker 1: You get a hunch, put a dollar on it, take

1290
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:08,800
Speaker 1: him to a ruba and bleep that ship. Coach All right, lunch,

1291
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:13,000
Speaker 1: for the last time, I want you to buzz me out.

1292
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:17,960
Speaker 1: I put a dollar on it. Coaching by buzz I mean,

1293
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:20,920
Speaker 1: take your pants off, guys. I will remain at half

1294
01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:28,120
Speaker 1: mass and honor. Eddie. I'm already halfway there. Hey, what

1295
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:31,639
Speaker 1: are you looking at? Man? I'm just looking at my phone.

1296
01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:34,559
Speaker 1: Are you sad? Yeah? Sucks. It's an end of an era.

1297
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:37,519
Speaker 1: It is. I typed up a couple of things, but

1298
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:41,400
Speaker 1: save them somewhere, and I lost it. We got the password.

1299
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:44,880
Speaker 1: So I'll speak from the heart, Eddie, I was actually lunch.

1300
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:47,840
Speaker 1: I honestly have nothing to say. I felt like the

1301
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:50,400
Speaker 1: whole thing all along was a Ponzi scheme. Is he

1302
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:53,519
Speaker 1: coming back? I don't think so. It sucks that we

1303
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:56,240
Speaker 1: start the music back on it off his five episodes.

1304
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 1: That's really what wore you hard and dry and hung

1305
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:03,560
Speaker 1: up wet. It should have been one or two episodes.

1306
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:06,519
Speaker 1: Things should have been discussed more, and now we're seeing

1307
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:10,600
Speaker 1: the corollary effect of top down management. It needs to

1308
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:14,479
Speaker 1: be more sit down in a circle, have a pow wow,

1309
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,799
Speaker 1: come up with a decision. So this is what happens

1310
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:19,599
Speaker 1: because it is what it is. There's no reason for it.

1311
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:24,240
Speaker 1: People get too busy, your parents get divorced. You can't

1312
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,840
Speaker 1: keep them together. You can make every analogy in the book,

1313
01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:32,400
Speaker 1: but the bottom line is we have other jobs. Eddie's

1314
01:11:32,439 --> 01:11:36,240
Speaker 1: a dad, Lunch is a dad. We both all three

1315
01:11:36,479 --> 01:11:40,559
Speaker 1: work for the Bobby Bone Show. This is our side project.

1316
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:43,400
Speaker 1: Not saying we work sixty hours a week, but damn it,

1317
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:48,800
Speaker 1: we don't work twenty. We don't work three. The podcast

1318
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:52,320
Speaker 1: isn't our job. It was a side thing. We've risked

1319
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:57,760
Speaker 1: our marriages, our lives, our sex, our livelihood for this

1320
01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:01,559
Speaker 1: podcast nor in plus six. Oh god, And so that's

1321
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:04,360
Speaker 1: why I'm not mad at Eddie. Well thanks, because it's

1322
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:08,880
Speaker 1: not just the podcast, it's the Bobby Bone Show. Were there?

1323
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:13,400
Speaker 1: It were's there? Others? Are there other reasons Eddie's not

1324
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:16,599
Speaker 1: telling us about whines leaving the podcast? Maybe, and that's

1325
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:24,479
Speaker 1: called conspiracy theories. Let them breed, let them You're you're

1326
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:29,599
Speaker 1: asking the nation to just come up conspiracy. But I'm saying, Eddie,

1327
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:31,679
Speaker 1: maybe he jumps in and does a podcast here and there.

1328
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:33,800
Speaker 1: It'll be fine. Maybe we get a check on here,

1329
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:36,960
Speaker 1: it'll still be funny. We won't talk over each other.

1330
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,760
Speaker 1: You're not gonna get annoyed that way. But Eddie, it

1331
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:43,360
Speaker 1: was an awesome job hanging with you. This could get emotional,

1332
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:46,760
Speaker 1: but but there's no reason to allow it to get emotional.

1333
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:52,639
Speaker 1: E charged, and with that I bid the Sore Losers

1334
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:58,200
Speaker 1: Nation a fawn farewell for Eddie jim Nance my final

1335
01:12:58,439 --> 01:13:06,320
Speaker 1: final four final Masters, and what a beautiful woman. Look

1336
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:11,559
Speaker 1: at her chests, Sir ed with that speech, Eddie, I

1337
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:17,519
Speaker 1: will hang up and listen. Wow, Ray hung up? Yeah,

1338
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:21,479
Speaker 1: don't time. I think Ray should have gone before you.

1339
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:26,000
Speaker 1: No, no no, no, he closed it out. That would have

1340
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:28,080
Speaker 1: been closed it out with a hang up. That would

1341
01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:29,599
Speaker 1: have been the right way to do it. But of

1342
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:32,000
Speaker 1: course no. Hey, that's what happens when you have no

1343
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:34,000
Speaker 1: meetings and we don't talk about things and we just

1344
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:38,679
Speaker 1: go It's okay, touch that up right. I love you too.

1345
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:40,839
Speaker 1: But you know what, why you guys were doing your speeches.

1346
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:43,960
Speaker 1: I thought of something. Since I'm no longer part of

1347
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:49,120
Speaker 1: the show, I might start a Facebook group Sore Losers fans,

1348
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:54,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and you might actually comment on it. Yeah,

1349
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:56,080
Speaker 1: and then when the conventions come in, you may post

1350
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:59,000
Speaker 1: it on your socials. Hey, I'll go live. I'm right,

1351
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:04,639
Speaker 1: I'm even some pick ums. Let's get down. Let down

1352
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:10,559
Speaker 1: an idiot, all right. And then Kevin nah Well coach

1353
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:12,439
Speaker 1: because he was like eight eight over. Yeah, he's like,

1354
01:14:12,479 --> 01:14:13,639
Speaker 1: I need to go back to live. It's a lot

1355
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:16,000
Speaker 1: easier over there. Can we get a couple of your

1356
01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:18,679
Speaker 1: voice clips to save that we can use of course?

1357
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:21,679
Speaker 1: All right, we need you to say, put a dollar

1358
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:26,840
Speaker 1: on it. Put a dollar on it. Cowboys lost a

1359
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:31,519
Speaker 1: Cowboys lost. No, I'll do it for really cowboys. Dang,

1360
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:36,360
Speaker 1: the Cowboys lost again. That's all we need. My uh

1361
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:43,559
Speaker 1: coaching was something what dan coaching's tough? Man coaching is tough?

1362
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:49,599
Speaker 1: What coach you're gonna fire him too? You cheated? Cheated? Hey,

1363
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:52,479
Speaker 1: you're firing another coach? Will you please say? Take him

1364
01:14:52,479 --> 01:14:55,559
Speaker 1: to a Ruba coach. We'll take him to a Ruba then, geez,

1365
01:14:56,479 --> 01:14:59,400
Speaker 1: we still use his voice to the podcast. Hey, you

1366
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:05,960
Speaker 1: you make all these Hey, I ded it pretty good,

1367
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:10,080
Speaker 1: all right? And Hovelin minus six through twelve, I know,

1368
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:13,439
Speaker 1: I mean that's your winner. Hey, Ray, that's your winner, dude,

1369
01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:16,479
Speaker 1: the guy had picked to beat Hovelin. Put it on

1370
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:19,800
Speaker 1: there right now, that's your winner. Now. It's way too early,

1371
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:22,080
Speaker 1: and there's gonna be rain. Some days they're gonna end

1372
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:24,400
Speaker 1: up playing double holes. Do you know who plays well

1373
01:15:24,439 --> 01:15:32,080
Speaker 1: in the rain? Who? Jordan? Really? Yeah? Yeah, Ray, it's

1374
01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:36,720
Speaker 1: not rain, it's my tears. Yeah, Oh damn, Louie ended

1375
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:39,400
Speaker 1: in a bogie, Eddie. I'm not saying goodbye in the podcast.

1376
01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:42,120
Speaker 1: I'll say my goodbye is in the shower. Oh man,

1377
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:45,720
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Yeah, Hey, Kirk is back to

1378
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:51,559
Speaker 1: one under is he really don't care anymore? I already

1379
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:56,679
Speaker 1: have two people out. I'm actually not bad. Louie's the worst.

1380
01:15:58,040 --> 01:16:00,120
Speaker 1: I think I actually been on Louis to actually in

1381
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:08,599
Speaker 1: the whole thing. I mean Shane Lowry, your boy minus three?

1382
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:12,320
Speaker 1: Does he live Shane Lowry? No, I saw him in

1383
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:15,040
Speaker 1: a tournament. Okay, so he's not but he's minus three.

1384
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:19,840
Speaker 1: He doesn't play any of these hovel and minus seven Now, Eddie,

1385
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:22,200
Speaker 1: me and my lunch pulled some money together for your

1386
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,639
Speaker 1: final episode. Yeah, you guys want to go to lunch

1387
01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:36,400
Speaker 1: enjoy these fireworks? Are y'all can give you beers? Remember

1388
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:42,000
Speaker 1: we're a sponsored by a Tulane Lang Dude, Tulane beer

1389
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:46,680
Speaker 1: and Seltzer's. Yeah, damn, those are the days, those word

1390
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:49,479
Speaker 1: of the days. We had planned to play this when

1391
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:58,360
Speaker 1: Texas cut down the nets, but we will go ahead

1392
01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:01,439
Speaker 1: and retire this clip because leave that one well, Archie

1393
01:17:01,479 --> 01:17:03,439
Speaker 1: Manny may win it for him. Oh I didn't think

1394
01:17:03,479 --> 01:17:05,360
Speaker 1: about that, so we'll kind of save it on the page.

1395
01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:07,080
Speaker 1: You guys got a lot of good things to look

1396
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:14,280
Speaker 1: forward to, Archie, the spring, summer fall. Heye, Aaron Rodgers

1397
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:17,400
Speaker 1: is a jet. Oh god, I hate that guy. You're

1398
01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:19,479
Speaker 1: gonna miss talking about him. I don't wanna miss all

1399
01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:21,320
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna miss. Hey, you know what I'm really

1400
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:25,800
Speaker 1: gonna miss offseason chat? Yeah, you're gonna miss talking about

1401
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:29,760
Speaker 1: pro Day. Oh my gosh, pro Day? All right? And wait,

1402
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:33,000
Speaker 1: Marvin and Mitchell, all right, hey guy, Marvin and Mitchell. Hey,

1403
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:37,400
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Lunchbox Ray, Yeah, I love you man.

1404
01:17:37,479 --> 01:17:41,800
Speaker 1: It's been real, it's been real, been real, real, all right,

1405
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:46,000
Speaker 1: go ahead, Oh you rich rich smoking a cigarette or

1406
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:53,160
Speaker 1: a stogy. Let's just a lot of joint medicals about

1407
01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:58,880
Speaker 1: to be legal. You guys want to line you did?

1408
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:03,840
Speaker 1: Used to do that? You did? Hey? You did? All right, guys,

1409
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:05,920
Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. We're going camping. Hold

1410
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:11,800
Speaker 1: on haunt hey, hey, hey, filibuster for sent dude. This

1411
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,599
Speaker 1: is gonna be bad. If he got us a present

1412
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:15,800
Speaker 1: and we didn't know. He just walked out. He just

1413
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:18,599
Speaker 1: walked out, He walked out. He just ended the podcast

1414
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:21,519
Speaker 1: by walking out. I was crapping here, he said, Hold

1415
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:23,519
Speaker 1: on a second, is he's gonna go get food from

1416
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:26,519
Speaker 1: the snack thing he has to do? No way, that's

1417
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:31,680
Speaker 1: how you know. Hey, no no present, nothing, Hey, you

1418
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:35,439
Speaker 1: all suck man. No goodbye gift. But if you did

1419
01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:37,519
Speaker 1: leave the podcast, that was how you did it, that'd

1420
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:41,400
Speaker 1: be worse season involved what walked down? You thought you

1421
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:44,120
Speaker 1: were just walking out the right coach. I wouldn't leave

1422
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:48,280
Speaker 1: you guys without me eating during the podcast. Oh boy,

1423
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:53,519
Speaker 1: I was hungry. So you guys don't buy anything for real,

1424
01:18:54,439 --> 01:19:00,880
Speaker 1: nothing bottle, tequila, nothing, nothing. Man. We that's the trouble

1425
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:04,840
Speaker 1: with pre recording. Seriously, you know we're gonna record it.

1426
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:06,280
Speaker 1: If it would have given me one more day, I

1427
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:08,400
Speaker 1: really would have got you a present. I can't do

1428
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:13,160
Speaker 1: a three episode. I can't think coming for two months.

1429
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:17,120
Speaker 1: But I can't. We did interviews today. I can't. I

1430
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:19,479
Speaker 1: went three months ago and told you today was my

1431
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:21,360
Speaker 1: last day. And so you're telling me that you couldn't

1432
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:23,240
Speaker 1: have got a president that three months. Shut up? You

1433
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:28,080
Speaker 1: need it one more day? Shut up? No man, No,

1434
01:19:28,479 --> 01:19:30,160
Speaker 1: I am still trying to get over the hurt of

1435
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:34,240
Speaker 1: you leaving, so I'm not getting you a present your

1436
01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:39,880
Speaker 1: mom shot I don't know. I bet she is. Yeah,

1437
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:44,719
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna go eat. Let's go. Where should

1438
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:49,040
Speaker 1: we go? I don't know. Okay, I was supposed to

1439
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:53,160
Speaker 1: meet your wife, but I'm like, it's not true. Yeah,

1440
01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:55,160
Speaker 1: not true. No, you probably got somewhere to be. You

1441
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:58,920
Speaker 1: always do. Hey, something funny. I can't hit this one

1442
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:05,679
Speaker 1: last time today? I'm good. Oh great, the one day today?

1443
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:09,880
Speaker 1: We can get two hours? Oh boy? All right, all right, guys,

1444
01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:14,760
Speaker 1: last time you're ready? Hey? Should we do it all together? No?

1445
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:21,200
Speaker 1: You doing your dumbass? Whoa you? Oh? One more thing

1446
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:24,280
Speaker 1: I gotta play for the last time, lunch. Don't get emotional.

1447
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:28,559
Speaker 1: It all started when a dumbass met another dumbass, and

1448
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:31,559
Speaker 1: they met another dumbass, and they became the dumbass tree

1449
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 1: of the end. All right, that's one ray that was

1450
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,519
Speaker 1: pretty day. Up deep man, this is for the boys

1451
01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:45,400
Speaker 1: back home. Stop the recording ray. I don't want him

1452
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:49,120
Speaker 1: to hear me cry. I'm not gonna cry. Yes, stop

1453
01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:52,320
Speaker 1: it ray right, for the love of God, stop up.

1454
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:53,960
Speaker 1: I don't know why you guys think I'm gonna cry.

1455
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:57,559
Speaker 1: Stop the recording, right, just stop it. I'm more mad

1456
01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:01,439
Speaker 1: about my damn master's picks eliminated. You suck. You're done,

1457
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:08,040
Speaker 1: all right? What's that? Man? Are we done? You're officially done? Man?

1458
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:12,519
Speaker 1: You guys want to play golf. Final piece of audio

1459
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:15,559
Speaker 1: is my tier on the microphone. Ray. I don't want

1460
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:18,920
Speaker 1: them to hear me like this. Ray, turn it down,

1461
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:25,160
Speaker 1: Please turn Danny? Will it plus one? I'm unable right now, Ray,

1462
01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm done last. I put a dollar on it million,

1463
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:36,960
Speaker 1: just like this. So let's get down. Let's get down,

1464
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,000
Speaker 1: all right. I canna get out of here. I'm like