WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Matthew McConaughey

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<v Speaker 1>Second day. We've had listeners email the show for a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update before saying they want to stay anonymous

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<v Speaker 1>for whatever reason. Yeah, yeah, totally. Some have asked us

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<v Speaker 1>to beep their name. Others have asked to use a

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<v Speaker 1>completely different name. But today we actually have a first

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<v Speaker 1>because we have someone on the phone who says they

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<v Speaker 1>would like to go by the name Matthew McConaughey. Not

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<v Speaker 1>only that, he told me ahead of time he'd actually

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<v Speaker 1>like to speak in Matthew McConaughey's voice. Alright, alright, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>so wait, really Matthew McConaughey to get possibly, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>little skeptical of doing this, but I'm excited. I can

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<v Speaker 1>guarantee you he has a shirt off right now, just

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<v Speaker 1>just ask. Okay, let's give it a shot. Matthew McConaughey. There,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here baby all day. That's actually pretty a lot better.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you didn't even have to say all right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, yeah right, oh wow, I'm I don't turned off?

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<v Speaker 1>What No, is your shirt on or off? Right? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Shirts off? We are ready to go? All right, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>actually I'm starting to be a believer now, okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>not be calling Matthew McConaughey back. Do you do you

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<v Speaker 1>want me to call you Matthew McConaughey or mister McConaughey.

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<v Speaker 1>What do your friends call you? Ye? You know, my

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<v Speaker 1>friends call me Matt, so as we're friends, you can

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<v Speaker 1>call me Matt. So maybe before we get into what

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<v Speaker 1>happened on your date, can I ask you why you

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<v Speaker 1>want to stay anonymous. Well, that's a great question. I

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<v Speaker 1>think the reason why is because I can't. A lot

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<v Speaker 1>of my friends listen to the show, okay, and they

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<v Speaker 1>would recognize my boys if I drop this whole Matthew

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<v Speaker 1>McConaughey thing, don't make it. So I wanted to be real.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm living in this bubble where I'm really talking

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<v Speaker 1>to Matthew McConaughey. So I don't like it when you

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<v Speaker 1>talk like that. I'm gonna spray you with some water.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to calm down over there. I'm just about

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<v Speaker 1>ready to take my shirt off, all right. Well, before

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<v Speaker 1>this gets any weirder, maybe we should just start to

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<v Speaker 1>ask you some questions here, matt what's the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the woman that you went out with. Her name is Teresa, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and where did you meet this Teresa? So? I was

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<v Speaker 1>getting my haircut at a barbershop that will remain nameless. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so much, And we just found out George Clooney uses

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<v Speaker 1>the Flowbee. Okay, not too far off? All right? Was

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<v Speaker 1>your barber? No? No, So I was getting my haircut right,

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<v Speaker 1>getting the due right, and I saw this girl walking

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<v Speaker 1>along the street, going inside a coffee shop and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>matt who was that girl? I followed her into this

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<v Speaker 1>coffee shop and I sat my caboose down on a

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<v Speaker 1>chair and I just looked at her. So did you

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<v Speaker 1>approach this Teresa? Absolutely? Yeah. I was like, I have

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<v Speaker 1>never I do not approach women like this. But he

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<v Speaker 1>was so gorgeous, and I just walked up to her

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, listen, baby, look at that sun. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the last time I want to look at the

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<v Speaker 1>sun without knowing your name. Wow, okay, what's your day? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>She laughed, broke attenion, and she decided going to date.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was absolutely excited about that. Obviously, why wouldn't you?

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<v Speaker 1>So where does Matthew McConaughey like to take his women

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<v Speaker 1>for a first date? So I picked her up. We

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<v Speaker 1>drove actually to a gaming place, you know, billiards, video

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<v Speaker 1>games all that time. Oh man, I thought for sure

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<v Speaker 1>you would be on a beach. I mean, but okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, that's a good date. It gives this something

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<v Speaker 1>to do, since you guys don't know each other at all,

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<v Speaker 1>how to go? It went well. We were vibing, going

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<v Speaker 1>back and forth, trading joke smiles, all things good, playing

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<v Speaker 1>a little game of pool, though I did. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a strong guy and not gonna lie, and I

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<v Speaker 1>hit the billiard ball a little too hard, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>it kind of jabbed her right in the shoulder. There

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<v Speaker 1>o what you hit her with a ball from the

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<v Speaker 1>pool table. That's right, yea, as women would love to

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<v Speaker 1>get hit by one of Matthew McConaughey's balls. That one,

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<v Speaker 1>that's sound was really painful, you know what. It gave

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<v Speaker 1>me an opportunity though, to comfort her, which was great.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard for me to take this date serious, say

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<v Speaker 1>like like, that's fine, great, but I heard your real boy,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, you messed up. So we're able to

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<v Speaker 1>salvage it. After the ball fiasco, Yeah, we went outside

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<v Speaker 1>and I planned one honor. I'm not gonna lie. She

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<v Speaker 1>received it well, she received it well. It was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know she did she kiss you back? Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's been a long time since Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>had a first kiss. She doesn't remember. Normal people say,

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<v Speaker 1>is it a good kiss? But yeah, that's normal. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking to I'm flustered. I'm talking to Matthew. How

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<v Speaker 1>was the kiss? Man? Oh man? Great question? It was

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<v Speaker 1>like all the lights on the street turned green. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? It was a go go moment.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you mean. I'm altering hallucinogenic type

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<v Speaker 1>of the kids. It was like butterscotch on the side

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<v Speaker 1>of a hot day. You know what I mean. That

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't make sense, but if you think about it too hard,

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<v Speaker 1>but it sounds good. Butter scot sounds good to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you think she's not calling you back? I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea. Maybe that Billier ball kind of knocked

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<v Speaker 1>something loose. I don't know her shoulder loose. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>can use the arm arm to dial. All right, Matt, well,

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<v Speaker 1>this is really fun. You just you hold tight, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you do your Matthew McConaughey thing for a while, because

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna play a song. We'll come back. We'll call

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<v Speaker 1>Theresa for you, and we'll try and get your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. All right, alright, alright, alright, hold on, man.

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<v Speaker 1>We're getting tons of text to seven eighty five nine

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<v Speaker 1>two right now. A lot of our listeners are convinced

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<v Speaker 1>this is the real Matthew McConaughey on the phone. It's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good. If you're just tuning in for the second

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<v Speaker 1>eight update. One of our listeners wanted to stay anonymous

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<v Speaker 1>so his buddies don't recognize him, but instead of just

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<v Speaker 1>bleeping his name or using a different one, he wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to go by Matthew McConaughey and actually speak in Matthew

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<v Speaker 1>McConaughey's voice, and not only that, describe his date as

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<v Speaker 1>if Matthew McConaughey were on it. It's been amazing. I'm very,

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<v Speaker 1>very impressed. But Matthew McConaughey met a woman named Teresa

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<v Speaker 1>recently when he spotted her across the street, followed her

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<v Speaker 1>into a coffee shop and asked her out. Ended up

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<v Speaker 1>taking her to a gaming hall where they played air

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<v Speaker 1>hockey and billiards. By the end of the night, he

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<v Speaker 1>did manage to get a kiss Before we call her.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to know, Matthew McConaughey, what name should I

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<v Speaker 1>say contacted us when I get her on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>because it'd be awkward if I said a guy doing

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<v Speaker 1>a Matthew McConaughey pressure wants to get a hold of you.

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<v Speaker 1>You can just tell her my name is matt If

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<v Speaker 1>that works, is that what she'll know you as? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>How would she know Matt. My real name is Matt

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<v Speaker 1>and the voice I'm doing is Matthew. Okay, so you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting closer and closer to being the real thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>can I ask what are you going to talk in

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<v Speaker 1>the Matthew McConaughey voice when it's your turn to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to her. We'll see how it goes. It's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be a surprise. Oh, okay, definitely saying yes to this date.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Matt, I'm gonna dial Tersa's a number if

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<v Speaker 1>you're ready. Good to go? Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Teresa? Yeah? Who's this? Hid? So? My name

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<v Speaker 1>is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. How are you doing? Um? Fine? Sorry? Who's this?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Jeffrey. I work on a morning radio show and

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing a segment on our show called a second

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<v Speaker 1>Date Update. Have you ever heard of those before? I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a segment that we do on our show to

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<v Speaker 1>help people with their dating lives. Basically, if you go

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<v Speaker 1>out with someone and afterwards, if that person's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back, you can email us and we'll call them

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<v Speaker 1>for you to try and help them figure out the

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<v Speaker 1>reason why they're not getting a call back. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense. Yeah. So the reason why I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>is because we got an email from a guy named

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<v Speaker 1>Matt and he's trying to get a hold of you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah you remember then, Oh yeah, yeah, of course that's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty that's pretty recent. Yeah right, you guys went out

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<v Speaker 1>and played pool and stuff. Yeah, so he told you

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<v Speaker 1>about the dates then, Yeah, I mean he gave us

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of the details and said that he met

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<v Speaker 1>you at a coffee shop and then you ended up

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<v Speaker 1>going to a gaming hall played a bunch of games,

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<v Speaker 1>and he in a very descriptive way of describing the kiss,

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<v Speaker 1>but he said it was very good. Do you agree

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<v Speaker 1>with him on all that? Sure, I mean it was

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<v Speaker 1>it was a fine kiss. Um. This is so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you like him? I mean, were you into him? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>The thing about Matt, I mean, so he approached me

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<v Speaker 1>in a coffee shop and yeah, he was really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's what like struck me. I'm usually not one

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<v Speaker 1>to sort of say yes or give my number out

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<v Speaker 1>to a random guy who like approaches me, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in public, I mean speaking to him, just in the

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<v Speaker 1>in the little bit that we have he sounds very charming.

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<v Speaker 1>He had some line that like was definitely what I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't heard before, something that like, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>look at the sun without knowing your name. It was

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<v Speaker 1>very sweet, and he came off very genuine. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if that was sweet, he must be really hot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was a good looking guy. Yeah, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>part of his game is to confuse women that they

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what to do except go out with him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's working very effective. Well, you got the date, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So the whole reason that we do this is because

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<v Speaker 1>you're obviously not reaching out to him afterwards, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to figure out the reason why. Um, he was

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<v Speaker 1>really free at the coffee shop. But I just gotta say,

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<v Speaker 1>like when we went on the date, it felt like

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<v Speaker 1>he was just trying way too hard. He likes to

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<v Speaker 1>do kind of voices and impression. Really didn't notice. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that didn't sound doesn't sound like him. He may have

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<v Speaker 1>done an impression or two for us. Oh well then

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I mean he does quite a few, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know it's a funny party trick. But he kind

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<v Speaker 1>of was doing them all night. But maybe I mean

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<v Speaker 1>to give him a break to reason. Maybe he's just

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<v Speaker 1>nervous because he did say a lot of really nice

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<v Speaker 1>things about you, and so maybe he was just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when you get caught in that cycle of like wanting

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<v Speaker 1>to impress someone that sometimes it backfires. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever done that when I want to impress someone. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's his go too, right, that's a security blanket.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes him feel like maybe she'll think I'm funny

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<v Speaker 1>or something. Is that the Chelsey's talented, Like it's impressive.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all like an awe honestly, yeah, I mean the

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<v Speaker 1>voice that he did for us was Matthew McConaughey, and

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<v Speaker 1>we were all we were all blown away. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>hear that one? Yeah? I heard that one. If there

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<v Speaker 1>was one moment where he um, he accidentally sort of

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<v Speaker 1>hit a billiard ball in it and it hit me

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<v Speaker 1>and he came up and he like asked if I

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<v Speaker 1>was all right? All right? All right? That was after

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<v Speaker 1>I've been spending a lot in my evening already with

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew McConaughey, and I was like, when is matt gonna arrive?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Wait? So he did. He did Matthew McConaughey

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<v Speaker 1>a lot on your date too, he did. He also

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<v Speaker 1>did a fair amount of Kim Gun wait, the fashion

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<v Speaker 1>guy from Project Runway. Yes, from Project Runway. Okay, those

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<v Speaker 1>are two very different people. Yeah. I was good at it.

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<v Speaker 1>He was pretty good at it. But you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>would be asking something like about his family, like are

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<v Speaker 1>you close with your family? And I get an answer

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<v Speaker 1>that was in the voice of Kim Gun And it

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<v Speaker 1>was just sort of hard to get to know somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that way. Yeah, right, be telling you something deep about

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<v Speaker 1>his family. But if he's hate as cocaine, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if he knows that, if he knows that,

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<v Speaker 1>he was kind of blocking himself on the date, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Because how do you get to know him? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I don't feel like I know him at all? Him right, right, Hill,

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<v Speaker 1>Why I get to know him when you can know

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew McConaughey. Well, maybe we can get to know Matthew

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<v Speaker 1>McConaughey a little bit deeper, because I need to tell you, Teresa,

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<v Speaker 1>matt is on the other line listening and he really

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<v Speaker 1>wants to talk to you. He's not, I'm serious, he is.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we have a lot of people on

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<v Speaker 1>the line, or is it Tim Gunnah? Who is it. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone hate Teresa how Oh my god, Hi listen. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want you to freak out or you know word.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just doing this voice because I know a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people, my friends and family love this show. They're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna think they're gonna know who the real me is

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<v Speaker 1>on this and I don't want that. I think ready

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<v Speaker 1>it's I mean, I think, Matt, you have to drop

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<v Speaker 1>it at this point if you actually want the date. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>be real, be mad. Did you hear what she was saying?

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<v Speaker 1>I did hear it. I acknowledge it. I don't necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>think I need to drop anything. Maybe outside of the show,

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<v Speaker 1>I can drop it. We can have a conversation, but

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<v Speaker 1>not right now. This is going too well laughing, We're

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<v Speaker 1>making it worse. Teresa. Look, the reason that I was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of bummed out is because I really did want

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<v Speaker 1>to go on that date with you, and I really

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<v Speaker 1>did want to get to know you. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>think about that, Matt? The voice is kind of you

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<v Speaker 1>get to know me through the voices. Maybe a defense mechanism,

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<v Speaker 1>but we can work on it. That's the guy. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you're Tim Gunn. Well, yeah, sure I could be Tim Gunn.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like, No, it's a pretty good Tim gun impression.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't think Tim Gunn is someone that women

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out with all the time. But what

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<v Speaker 1>she's saying is she wants to go out with the

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<v Speaker 1>real Matt What about Adam Sandler? Okay, we're getting worse.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going down. This is what I'm dealing with. If

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<v Speaker 1>he won't stop with the impression. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>will tell you though, I have a husband who won't

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<v Speaker 1>stop with the dad jokes or like. And it has

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<v Speaker 1>been long before he was a father. Yeah, and the

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew McConaughey is much better than your dad. You're coming

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<v Speaker 1>to Is that of a good place at least? Look, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>you're obviously really good at the impressions. And I love him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I would date Tim Gunn before Adam Sandler.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Matt, you did not hear what she said.

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<v Speaker 1>She said she likes you. She she said she wants

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<v Speaker 1>to know you more. If you asked me out again

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<v Speaker 1>as yourself, then I might say yes. I mean, it

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<v Speaker 1>could not be more clear right now that, like, the

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<v Speaker 1>clarity is there. Your scent is over. Show's done. Now

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<v Speaker 1>it's time to be real. Yeah, don't worry about your

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<v Speaker 1>friends and family judging you. Worry about Teresa judging you.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, Yeah, you're right. I can drop the facade,

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<v Speaker 1>the voices, and I should just be myself. That is

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<v Speaker 1>a horrible Betty. Honestly, I'm listening to his voice, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like I was supposed to be a celebrity. I

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<v Speaker 1>think my real voice, this is right, real voice, This

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<v Speaker 1>is Matt. I probably lean on that stuff a little

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<v Speaker 1>too hard, but it was because I was nervous and

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to make a good person impression and

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<v Speaker 1>make you laugh. And maybe I took it too far.

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<v Speaker 1>But I would love to get to know you for real, Teresa,

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<v Speaker 1>better than any impression you could have done. Bra all Right,

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<v Speaker 1>there it is Teresa. He gave you the real voice.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you say. We'd like to send you out

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<v Speaker 1>on a second date, and we'll pay for it. I

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<v Speaker 1>would love to go on a second date. Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are that's right, baby, that's all my kind of

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<v Speaker 1>hell God. Alright, alright, alright, okay, alright, so you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are gonna go out again? Congratulations, mad alright, alright, alright, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>now you gotta drop it before the day Broke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the morning,