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Speaker 1: Second day. We've had listeners email the show for a
Speaker 1: second date update before saying they want to stay anonymous
Speaker 1: for whatever reason. Yeah, yeah, totally. Some have asked us
Speaker 1: to beep their name. Others have asked to use a
Speaker 1: completely different name. But today we actually have a first
Speaker 1: because we have someone on the phone who says they
Speaker 1: would like to go by the name Matthew McConaughey. Not
Speaker 1: only that, he told me ahead of time he'd actually
Speaker 1: like to speak in Matthew McConaughey's voice. Alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: so wait, really Matthew McConaughey to get possibly, I'm a
Speaker 1: little skeptical of doing this, but I'm excited. I can
Speaker 1: guarantee you he has a shirt off right now, just
Speaker 1: just ask. Okay, let's give it a shot. Matthew McConaughey. There,
Speaker 1: I'm here baby all day. That's actually pretty a lot better.
Speaker 1: I thought you didn't even have to say all right,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah right, oh wow, I'm I don't turned off?
Speaker 1: What No, is your shirt on or off? Right? Now?
Speaker 1: Shirts off? We are ready to go? All right, I'm
Speaker 1: actually I'm starting to be a believer now, okay, so
Speaker 1: not be calling Matthew McConaughey back. Do you do you
Speaker 1: want me to call you Matthew McConaughey or mister McConaughey.
Speaker 1: What do your friends call you? Ye? You know, my
Speaker 1: friends call me Matt, so as we're friends, you can
Speaker 1: call me Matt. So maybe before we get into what
Speaker 1: happened on your date, can I ask you why you
Speaker 1: want to stay anonymous. Well, that's a great question. I
Speaker 1: think the reason why is because I can't. A lot
Speaker 1: of my friends listen to the show, okay, and they
Speaker 1: would recognize my boys if I drop this whole Matthew
Speaker 1: McConaughey thing, don't make it. So I wanted to be real.
Speaker 1: So I'm living in this bubble where I'm really talking
Speaker 1: to Matthew McConaughey. So I don't like it when you
Speaker 1: talk like that. I'm gonna spray you with some water.
Speaker 1: You need to calm down over there. I'm just about
Speaker 1: ready to take my shirt off, all right. Well, before
Speaker 1: this gets any weirder, maybe we should just start to
Speaker 1: ask you some questions here, matt what's the name of
Speaker 1: the woman that you went out with. Her name is Teresa, okay,
Speaker 1: and where did you meet this Teresa? So? I was
Speaker 1: getting my haircut at a barbershop that will remain nameless. Okay,
Speaker 1: so much, And we just found out George Clooney uses
Speaker 1: the Flowbee. Okay, not too far off? All right? Was
Speaker 1: your barber? No? No, So I was getting my haircut right,
Speaker 1: getting the due right, and I saw this girl walking
Speaker 1: along the street, going inside a coffee shop and I said,
Speaker 1: matt who was that girl? I followed her into this
Speaker 1: coffee shop and I sat my caboose down on a
Speaker 1: chair and I just looked at her. So did you
Speaker 1: approach this Teresa? Absolutely? Yeah. I was like, I have
Speaker 1: never I do not approach women like this. But he
Speaker 1: was so gorgeous, and I just walked up to her
Speaker 1: and I said, listen, baby, look at that sun. This
Speaker 1: is the last time I want to look at the
Speaker 1: sun without knowing your name. Wow, okay, what's your day? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She laughed, broke attenion, and she decided going to date.
Speaker 1: And I was absolutely excited about that. Obviously, why wouldn't you?
Speaker 1: So where does Matthew McConaughey like to take his women
Speaker 1: for a first date? So I picked her up. We
Speaker 1: drove actually to a gaming place, you know, billiards, video
Speaker 1: games all that time. Oh man, I thought for sure
Speaker 1: you would be on a beach. I mean, but okay,
Speaker 1: all right, that's a good date. It gives this something
Speaker 1: to do, since you guys don't know each other at all,
Speaker 1: how to go? It went well. We were vibing, going
Speaker 1: back and forth, trading joke smiles, all things good, playing
Speaker 1: a little game of pool, though I did. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm a strong guy and not gonna lie, and I
Speaker 1: hit the billiard ball a little too hard, okay, and
Speaker 1: it kind of jabbed her right in the shoulder. There
Speaker 1: o what you hit her with a ball from the
Speaker 1: pool table. That's right, yea, as women would love to
Speaker 1: get hit by one of Matthew McConaughey's balls. That one,
Speaker 1: that's sound was really painful, you know what. It gave
Speaker 1: me an opportunity though, to comfort her, which was great.
Speaker 1: It's hard for me to take this date serious, say
Speaker 1: like like, that's fine, great, but I heard your real boy,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, you messed up. So we're able to
Speaker 1: salvage it. After the ball fiasco, Yeah, we went outside
Speaker 1: and I planned one honor. I'm not gonna lie. She
Speaker 1: received it well, she received it well. It was weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know she did she kiss you back? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's been a long time since Brooke
Speaker 1: had a first kiss. She doesn't remember. Normal people say,
Speaker 1: is it a good kiss? But yeah, that's normal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to I'm flustered. I'm talking to Matthew. How
Speaker 1: was the kiss? Man? Oh man? Great question? It was
Speaker 1: like all the lights on the street turned green. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? It was a go go moment.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean. I'm altering hallucinogenic type
Speaker 1: of the kids. It was like butterscotch on the side
Speaker 1: of a hot day. You know what I mean. That
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense, but if you think about it too hard,
Speaker 1: but it sounds good. Butter scot sounds good to me.
Speaker 1: Why do you think she's not calling you back? I
Speaker 1: have no idea. Maybe that Billier ball kind of knocked
Speaker 1: something loose. I don't know her shoulder loose. I don't
Speaker 1: can use the arm arm to dial. All right, Matt, well,
Speaker 1: this is really fun. You just you hold tight, Okay,
Speaker 1: you do your Matthew McConaughey thing for a while, because
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a song. We'll come back. We'll call
Speaker 1: Theresa for you, and we'll try and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. All right, alright, alright, alright, hold on, man.
Speaker 1: We're getting tons of text to seven eighty five nine
Speaker 1: two right now. A lot of our listeners are convinced
Speaker 1: this is the real Matthew McConaughey on the phone. It's
Speaker 1: pretty good. If you're just tuning in for the second
Speaker 1: eight update. One of our listeners wanted to stay anonymous
Speaker 1: so his buddies don't recognize him, but instead of just
Speaker 1: bleeping his name or using a different one, he wanted
Speaker 1: to go by Matthew McConaughey and actually speak in Matthew
Speaker 1: McConaughey's voice, and not only that, describe his date as
Speaker 1: if Matthew McConaughey were on it. It's been amazing. I'm very,
Speaker 1: very impressed. But Matthew McConaughey met a woman named Teresa
Speaker 1: recently when he spotted her across the street, followed her
Speaker 1: into a coffee shop and asked her out. Ended up
Speaker 1: taking her to a gaming hall where they played air
Speaker 1: hockey and billiards. By the end of the night, he
Speaker 1: did manage to get a kiss Before we call her.
Speaker 1: I need to know, Matthew McConaughey, what name should I
Speaker 1: say contacted us when I get her on the phone,
Speaker 1: because it'd be awkward if I said a guy doing
Speaker 1: a Matthew McConaughey pressure wants to get a hold of you.
Speaker 1: You can just tell her my name is matt If
Speaker 1: that works, is that what she'll know you as? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How would she know Matt. My real name is Matt
Speaker 1: and the voice I'm doing is Matthew. Okay, so you're
Speaker 1: getting closer and closer to being the real thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can I ask what are you going to talk in
Speaker 1: the Matthew McConaughey voice when it's your turn to talk
Speaker 1: to her. We'll see how it goes. It's going to
Speaker 1: be a surprise. Oh, okay, definitely saying yes to this date.
Speaker 1: All right, Matt, I'm gonna dial Tersa's a number if
Speaker 1: you're ready. Good to go? Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi?
Speaker 1: Is this Teresa? Yeah? Who's this? Hid? So? My name
Speaker 1: is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. How are you doing? Um? Fine? Sorry? Who's this?
Speaker 1: I'm Jeffrey. I work on a morning radio show and
Speaker 1: we're doing a segment on our show called a second
Speaker 1: Date Update. Have you ever heard of those before? I know.
Speaker 1: It's a segment that we do on our show to
Speaker 1: help people with their dating lives. Basically, if you go
Speaker 1: out with someone and afterwards, if that person's not calling
Speaker 1: you back, you can email us and we'll call them
Speaker 1: for you to try and help them figure out the
Speaker 1: reason why they're not getting a call back. Okay, that
Speaker 1: makes sense. Yeah. So the reason why I'm calling you
Speaker 1: is because we got an email from a guy named
Speaker 1: Matt and he's trying to get a hold of you. Okay,
Speaker 1: yeah you remember then, Oh yeah, yeah, of course that's
Speaker 1: pretty that's pretty recent. Yeah right, you guys went out
Speaker 1: and played pool and stuff. Yeah, so he told you
Speaker 1: about the dates then, Yeah, I mean he gave us
Speaker 1: a lot of the details and said that he met
Speaker 1: you at a coffee shop and then you ended up
Speaker 1: going to a gaming hall played a bunch of games,
Speaker 1: and he in a very descriptive way of describing the kiss,
Speaker 1: but he said it was very good. Do you agree
Speaker 1: with him on all that? Sure, I mean it was
Speaker 1: it was a fine kiss. Um. This is so weird.
Speaker 1: Did you like him? I mean, were you into him? Well?
Speaker 1: The thing about Matt, I mean, so he approached me
Speaker 1: in a coffee shop and yeah, he was really nice.
Speaker 1: Like that's what like struck me. I'm usually not one
Speaker 1: to sort of say yes or give my number out
Speaker 1: to a random guy who like approaches me, you know,
Speaker 1: in public, I mean speaking to him, just in the
Speaker 1: in the little bit that we have he sounds very charming.
Speaker 1: He had some line that like was definitely what I
Speaker 1: haven't heard before, something that like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: look at the sun without knowing your name. It was
Speaker 1: very sweet, and he came off very genuine. I mean,
Speaker 1: if that was sweet, he must be really hot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was a good looking guy. Yeah, it sounds like
Speaker 1: part of his game is to confuse women that they
Speaker 1: don't know what to do except go out with him.
Speaker 1: It's working very effective. Well, you got the date, so yeah,
Speaker 1: So the whole reason that we do this is because
Speaker 1: you're obviously not reaching out to him afterwards, and he's
Speaker 1: trying to figure out the reason why. Um, he was
Speaker 1: really free at the coffee shop. But I just gotta say,
Speaker 1: like when we went on the date, it felt like
Speaker 1: he was just trying way too hard. He likes to
Speaker 1: do kind of voices and impression. Really didn't notice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that didn't sound doesn't sound like him. He may have
Speaker 1: done an impression or two for us. Oh well then
Speaker 1: you know, I mean he does quite a few, and
Speaker 1: you know it's a funny party trick. But he kind
Speaker 1: of was doing them all night. But maybe I mean
Speaker 1: to give him a break to reason. Maybe he's just
Speaker 1: nervous because he did say a lot of really nice
Speaker 1: things about you, and so maybe he was just you know,
Speaker 1: when you get caught in that cycle of like wanting
Speaker 1: to impress someone that sometimes it backfires. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever done that when I want to impress someone. Well,
Speaker 1: but that's his go too, right, that's a security blanket.
Speaker 1: It makes him feel like maybe she'll think I'm funny
Speaker 1: or something. Is that the Chelsey's talented, Like it's impressive.
Speaker 1: We're all like an awe honestly, yeah, I mean the
Speaker 1: voice that he did for us was Matthew McConaughey, and
Speaker 1: we were all we were all blown away. Did you
Speaker 1: hear that one? Yeah? I heard that one. If there
Speaker 1: was one moment where he um, he accidentally sort of
Speaker 1: hit a billiard ball in it and it hit me
Speaker 1: and he came up and he like asked if I
Speaker 1: was all right? All right? All right? That was after
Speaker 1: I've been spending a lot in my evening already with
Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey, and I was like, when is matt gonna arrive?
Speaker 1: You know? Wait? So he did. He did Matthew McConaughey
Speaker 1: a lot on your date too, he did. He also
Speaker 1: did a fair amount of Kim Gun wait, the fashion
Speaker 1: guy from Project Runway. Yes, from Project Runway. Okay, those
Speaker 1: are two very different people. Yeah. I was good at it.
Speaker 1: He was pretty good at it. But you know, I
Speaker 1: would be asking something like about his family, like are
Speaker 1: you close with your family? And I get an answer
Speaker 1: that was in the voice of Kim Gun And it
Speaker 1: was just sort of hard to get to know somebody
Speaker 1: that way. Yeah, right, be telling you something deep about
Speaker 1: his family. But if he's hate as cocaine, you know,
Speaker 1: I wonder if he knows that, if he knows that,
Speaker 1: he was kind of blocking himself on the date, right,
Speaker 1: Because how do you get to know him? I mean
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I know him at all? Him right, right, Hill,
Speaker 1: Why I get to know him when you can know
Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey. Well, maybe we can get to know Matthew
Speaker 1: McConaughey a little bit deeper, because I need to tell you, Teresa,
Speaker 1: matt is on the other line listening and he really
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. He's not, I'm serious, he is.
Speaker 1: I feel like we have a lot of people on
Speaker 1: the line, or is it Tim Gunnah? Who is it. Hey,
Speaker 1: everyone hate Teresa how Oh my god, Hi listen. I
Speaker 1: don't want you to freak out or you know word.
Speaker 1: I'm just doing this voice because I know a lot
Speaker 1: of people, my friends and family love this show. They're
Speaker 1: gonna think they're gonna know who the real me is
Speaker 1: on this and I don't want that. I think ready
Speaker 1: it's I mean, I think, Matt, you have to drop
Speaker 1: it at this point if you actually want the date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: be real, be mad. Did you hear what she was saying?
Speaker 1: I did hear it. I acknowledge it. I don't necessarily
Speaker 1: think I need to drop anything. Maybe outside of the show,
Speaker 1: I can drop it. We can have a conversation, but
Speaker 1: not right now. This is going too well laughing, We're
Speaker 1: making it worse. Teresa. Look, the reason that I was
Speaker 1: kind of bummed out is because I really did want
Speaker 1: to go on that date with you, and I really
Speaker 1: did want to get to know you. What do you
Speaker 1: think about that, Matt? The voice is kind of you
Speaker 1: get to know me through the voices. Maybe a defense mechanism,
Speaker 1: but we can work on it. That's the guy. Now
Speaker 1: you're Tim Gunn. Well, yeah, sure I could be Tim Gunn.
Speaker 1: I don't like, No, it's a pretty good Tim gun impression.
Speaker 1: But I don't think Tim Gunn is someone that women
Speaker 1: want to go out with all the time. But what
Speaker 1: she's saying is she wants to go out with the
Speaker 1: real Matt What about Adam Sandler? Okay, we're getting worse.
Speaker 1: It's going down. This is what I'm dealing with. If
Speaker 1: he won't stop with the impression. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: will tell you though, I have a husband who won't
Speaker 1: stop with the dad jokes or like. And it has
Speaker 1: been long before he was a father. Yeah, and the
Speaker 1: Matthew McConaughey is much better than your dad. You're coming
Speaker 1: to Is that of a good place at least? Look, dude,
Speaker 1: you're obviously really good at the impressions. And I love him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would date Tim Gunn before Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Matt, you did not hear what she said.
Speaker 1: She said she likes you. She she said she wants
Speaker 1: to know you more. If you asked me out again
Speaker 1: as yourself, then I might say yes. I mean, it
Speaker 1: could not be more clear right now that, like, the
Speaker 1: clarity is there. Your scent is over. Show's done. Now
Speaker 1: it's time to be real. Yeah, don't worry about your
Speaker 1: friends and family judging you. Worry about Teresa judging you.
Speaker 1: Right now, Yeah, you're right. I can drop the facade,
Speaker 1: the voices, and I should just be myself. That is
Speaker 1: a horrible Betty. Honestly, I'm listening to his voice, and
Speaker 1: I'm like I was supposed to be a celebrity. I
Speaker 1: think my real voice, this is right, real voice, This
Speaker 1: is Matt. I probably lean on that stuff a little
Speaker 1: too hard, but it was because I was nervous and
Speaker 1: I just wanted to make a good person impression and
Speaker 1: make you laugh. And maybe I took it too far.
Speaker 1: But I would love to get to know you for real, Teresa,
Speaker 1: better than any impression you could have done. Bra all Right,
Speaker 1: there it is Teresa. He gave you the real voice.
Speaker 1: What do you say. We'd like to send you out
Speaker 1: on a second date, and we'll pay for it. I
Speaker 1: would love to go on a second date. Oh you
Speaker 1: guys are that's right, baby, that's all my kind of
Speaker 1: hell God. Alright, alright, alright, okay, alright, so you guys
Speaker 1: are gonna go out again? Congratulations, mad alright, alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: now you gotta drop it before the day Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,