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Speaker 1: Second day. We've had listeners email the show for a

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Speaker 1: second date update before saying they want to stay anonymous

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Speaker 1: for whatever reason. Yeah, yeah, totally. Some have asked us

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Speaker 1: like to speak in Matthew McConaughey's voice. Alright, alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: so wait, really Matthew McConaughey to get possibly, I'm a

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Speaker 1: What No, is your shirt on or off? Right? Now?

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Speaker 1: want me to call you Matthew McConaughey or mister McConaughey.

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Speaker 1: want to stay anonymous. Well, that's a great question. I

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Speaker 1: So I'm living in this bubble where I'm really talking

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Speaker 1: and where did you meet this Teresa? So? I was

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Speaker 1: I need to know, Matthew McConaughey, what name should I

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Speaker 1: you're ready. Good to go? Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi?

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Speaker 1: Is this Teresa? Yeah? Who's this? Hid? So? My name

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Speaker 1: the Morning. How are you doing? Um? Fine? Sorry? Who's this?

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Speaker 1: I'm Jeffrey. I work on a morning radio show and

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Speaker 1: we're doing a segment on our show called a second

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Speaker 1: Date Update. Have you ever heard of those before? I know.

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Speaker 1: It's a segment that we do on our show to

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