Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh well, hello to this pre game.
Speaker 1: I've I've been you know, I've been monitoring our d
Speaker 1: m s on the Calm Down podcast. I g some
Speaker 1: people love it, some people hate it. Listen when we
Speaker 1: get back in season and there's pressing things you'll understand.
Speaker 1: But I love it because it gives us a chance
Speaker 1: to read and answer some of these questions, right Crissa, Yeah,
Speaker 1: In fact, I wouldn't. I want to know. If someone
Speaker 1: hates it, well, maybe they're just in a mood. You know, well,
Speaker 1: you know, as someone who understands fluctuation of moods, I'm
Speaker 1: with you. Well ten minutes, links and gentlemen. For those
Speaker 1: of you that are new and want more of this
Speaker 1: the pregame, it's a precursory chit chat to what we
Speaker 1: may or may not talk about in the week coming up.
Speaker 1: But we have a very special guest on this week's podcast.
Speaker 1: So this pre game is dedicated solely to the questions
Speaker 1: that you guys send in which we appreciate and love.
Speaker 1: First up, we have Gator Gal four two two. If
Speaker 1: you could have said anything to those girls in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: Aaron at that restaurant. What would it be free your eggs?
Speaker 1: You all are sounding very very young, which means you're
Speaker 1: very very fertile. Get to your local fertility clinic and
Speaker 1: freeze out the story. If you guys missed it, An
Speaker 1: was in the bathroom giving herself fertility shots because she's incredible,
Speaker 1: and there were young girls outside the bathroom. And if
Speaker 1: you miss the episode, it's episode number sixty nine. I think, well,
Speaker 1: Profit of Christ, if you could play in the NFL,
Speaker 1: what position would you play? Oh, we've answered this before.
Speaker 1: I think you I want to be a quarterback, all right,
Speaker 1: Maggie Davis TV. How do you not sweat through clothes
Speaker 1: on the field or under studio lights, pit stains? Calm down, Well,
Speaker 1: it's an incredible question, Maggie, because I have to boat
Speaker 1: talx underneath my armpits because I am a sweater. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm even doing a rolled up situation right now because
Speaker 1: it gets hot where I'm sitting and I'm constantly sweating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a huge sweater. My biggest thing for
Speaker 1: me always is the armpits. But more so, I'll be honest,
Speaker 1: I'm a stomach and a butt. Sweater. I just am,
Speaker 1: I'll put it out there. And so if I know
Speaker 1: we're doing a September October game and at Jacksonville and
Speaker 1: a Miami and a Tampa, we're not going with like
Speaker 1: a colored pant. We're going with a black. We're not
Speaker 1: even doing a navy because I know my bomb's gonna sweat.
Speaker 1: I know my stomach is gonna sweat. It's just the
Speaker 1: way it is. I'm a sweater, you know what. And
Speaker 1: it's one of the main things we love about you
Speaker 1: at the time, like that leather pants in general, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, oh yeah, um, I have the multiple times
Speaker 1: put like tissues underneath. Yeah, when I know what's coming through. Totally, totally.
Speaker 1: I was big. My sister and I used to love
Speaker 1: these leotards called Marcia's. They were so cool back in
Speaker 1: the day. They were like these um turtleneck with long like.
Speaker 1: I loved him because they covered my arms and my
Speaker 1: arms were so skinny. But the problem was my armpits
Speaker 1: would just go to town and I was like soaked
Speaker 1: in them. So yeah, and then you end it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you get it. If you guys are old dancers
Speaker 1: out there and you know Marcia's, I loved him so much,
Speaker 1: way ahead of her time. By the way, they were
Speaker 1: the first kind of like up your butt leotard for me,
Speaker 1: like in like ninth grade. I was like, oh, look
Speaker 1: at this cool. Yeah. Anyways, if anyone has any other
Speaker 1: suggestions for sweating, I'm still looking for a good deodorant.
Speaker 1: You swear by mitcham right, isn't that yours? I think
Speaker 1: they stopped making it. I'm so piste off. I was
Speaker 1: looking the other day they stopped making the deodor and
Speaker 1: I like, I'm gonna be real screwed in a couple
Speaker 1: of months when all I hoarded a bunch of those
Speaker 1: deodorants and when they go out, I'm gonna be screwed.
Speaker 1: I still have not found a deodorant that I'm in
Speaker 1: love with, and I know probably somewhere down the line,
Speaker 1: like most things I do in my life, it'll catch
Speaker 1: up with me. And botox under my arms is not good.
Speaker 1: So if you guys have any other suggestions, I am
Speaker 1: open to them. mL Dominic says, sorry, if I'm pronouncing
Speaker 1: these handles wrong, you know that's the whole thing. The
Speaker 1: handle thing is. At what point in a relationship is
Speaker 1: it time to start talking moving in together. I'm not
Speaker 1: the person to ask for this. Let's take this to
Speaker 1: the streets. When did you move into with your Well,
Speaker 1: I was living in New York and so there was
Speaker 1: no way I could kind of continue. I think it
Speaker 1: was probably a year, year and a half into our relationship.
Speaker 1: I just couldn't continue. The back fourth from l A,
Speaker 1: New York. I was like, are we doing this? Are
Speaker 1: we not doing this? This is so stupid, it's so
Speaker 1: much money to like. I don't know. Maybe it wasn't
Speaker 1: a year. Maybe it was like two years. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that show on it Flix called Ultimatum? No,
Speaker 1: but people are obsessed and I'm gonna download it when
Speaker 1: I go out of town tomorrow. Everybody's loving it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what I did. And Ryan, our
Speaker 1: producers gonna hate this because and you're gonna hate this too.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to watch all the episodes, okay, CHRISA, No,
Speaker 1: I went to the end. No, don't tell me what
Speaker 1: happens because I'm downloading it. I would never so bad
Speaker 1: that you do this. I hate this. Does anyone else
Speaker 1: do this? You just go to the end of the
Speaker 1: book and read the last stop for the last episode,
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, Okay, if I'm interested enough after
Speaker 1: I know the result, then I'll go back and fill
Speaker 1: in the details. Anyways, this this show is all about
Speaker 1: either marry me or move on or whatever the case is.
Speaker 1: And so when you are we doing this? Are we
Speaker 1: not doing this? I want to have an entire episode
Speaker 1: where you guys writing questions, like dating questions kind of
Speaker 1: the thing, because I am fascinated by the pace in
Speaker 1: which people move with somebody who was very fascinating, like quickly.
Speaker 1: It's like, you shouldn't do that. I want to know
Speaker 1: what the appropriate acceleration in the relationship is. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: need to learn that Ryan did text on our group
Speaker 1: text and say this is so not okay. You need
Speaker 1: to be stopped. This is not okay. You know what.
Speaker 1: I'm busy. Um, let's see La la la la la
Speaker 1: la la. So packed into the blue too. I heard this.
Speaker 1: We got some d m s. Apparently this story was
Speaker 1: told on the morning after and Kelly claims she broke
Speaker 1: into the main frame. You know what, I first broke
Speaker 1: into the main frame, but then she got in after.
Speaker 1: I was so impressed. I can't even get room, meaning
Speaker 1: for this podcast half the time it was it was unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Is there a greater satisfaction when the Bluetooth connects in
Speaker 1: your heart or anywhere and it's like hearing yeah, that
Speaker 1: little it's just a little chime of affirmation that you're
Speaker 1: doing something right. They're right, You're so right that or
Speaker 1: when like today, I took to the streets and I
Speaker 1: tried to nail this is it on my chin and
Speaker 1: I called you right or I was talking to you
Speaker 1: right when it happened, and I said, I'm shocked you
Speaker 1: didn't feel a movement in your house because I feel
Speaker 1: like just the pressure and the amount of explosion that
Speaker 1: happened from my chin, it wasn't It didn't like read
Speaker 1: like when Marshawn Lynch turned into the end zone. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the more they call that the Lynch quake, Marsia seismic,
Speaker 1: I don't know that's a seismic. Yeah, there's a seismic
Speaker 1: situation going on over here. I'm gonna talk about it,
Speaker 1: I know on the house next door, and I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do. What we need to talk about
Speaker 1: when this construction going on in hours? Am I calling
Speaker 1: the city and saying they're supposed to start at seven
Speaker 1: at sixty five, I don't want to be as quake beast. Quick,
Speaker 1: thank you? What is that guy up to? He's you
Speaker 1: know what, he's he's part owner now like in the
Speaker 1: Seattle Cracking you I d M. Do you video today
Speaker 1: of him on the zamboni like donuts? He's a may
Speaker 1: the actor was like when he was at cal and
Speaker 1: on the gator, the landscaping thing. I'm obsessed with him. Yes,
Speaker 1: the time that he got kicked out of the Raiders
Speaker 1: game and thrown out and then he went and sat
Speaker 1: in the stands and then rode the bar home. Is there?
Speaker 1: What Marshawn Lynch. I'm gonna get him on here. We'll
Speaker 1: have to do a lot of edits skirt, but we'll
Speaker 1: get them on here. Okay, um audit? Eight two? Can
Speaker 1: Aaron tell the funny story about going on vacation with
Speaker 1: Christiano Ronaldo? You, I know, by the way, never have
Speaker 1: been on a vacation with him. And I don't know
Speaker 1: where this came from. And if you could write us
Speaker 1: back and let me know where you heard this rumor,
Speaker 1: you know what, fine, I'll come clean. I went on.
Speaker 1: I was like, I've never been on vacation with him,
Speaker 1: you start to question our friendship. I was like, are
Speaker 1: you knock it off? You did not tell me this
Speaker 1: story unbelievable. You know what, It's a perfect place to
Speaker 1: end because Christianity, Aldo and Aaron may go on vacation
Speaker 1: between now in the next three game and you have
Speaker 1: to it in to see if it happened or not.
Speaker 1: I can't end because I do. We do have a
Speaker 1: note here. And I thought of you the other day
Speaker 1: because I really listened to our podcast. Did you find
Speaker 1: your car after you had valid it? And you tell
Speaker 1: us all? I took a picture of it too. You
Speaker 1: guys would have been so proud of me. I had
Speaker 1: a client call at nine o'clock. My flight was delayed.
Speaker 1: I was like, I need to be home. I needed
Speaker 1: to be on a computer, which I didn't know I
Speaker 1: no longer had because of my laptop. Was gone back
Speaker 1: to the house racing around. I can't remember, as you know,
Speaker 1: like half the time I tell you something and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you told me that. I'm really getting worried about my
Speaker 1: short term memory. But the photographic memory of certain things
Speaker 1: like parking spots like a century city, anyone park there.
Speaker 1: You never know where your car is. I can always
Speaker 1: find it because I make a concerted effort to look
Speaker 1: at it when I left. I'm not kidding. I took
Speaker 1: a picture of it because I wanted to tell you
Speaker 1: guys how excited I was when I got back and
Speaker 1: it was there. Uh, it was a real moment for me.
Speaker 1: So you remember you were I remember, even though I
Speaker 1: didn't think I would. I remember where did they call
Speaker 1: you out on not having a reservation? Um? No? But
Speaker 1: I when I went to you know the little ticket
Speaker 1: thing that you have to put in afterwards, it was
Speaker 1: an astronomical amount of money. I was like, Oh, it's
Speaker 1: because this was valid. Look look look there it is there.
Speaker 1: It is valet for how long? How many days? Full five?
Speaker 1: Give us a ballpark figure over? Oh my god, about
Speaker 1: a round? Bought another plane ticket partly unbelievable. So anyone
Speaker 1: need to ride to l A x I because I
Speaker 1: am not interested in having you guys use your funds
Speaker 1: for something as ridiculous as But thank god. If I
Speaker 1: left my car when I was gonna miss the flight,
Speaker 1: I thought, if I leave this car right here, what's
Speaker 1: the worst that can happen? It'll get towed. I'll have
Speaker 1: to pay for toeing the towing what probably would have
Speaker 1: been chaper than the parking Puckay, next time I'm doing that,
Speaker 1: just leave the car on the side t s. A
Speaker 1: will not like that, but maybe it'll help me find
Speaker 1: my conures. You have it, l a X, you have it,
Speaker 1: you scounds. I'm excited for everybody to hear our podcast
Speaker 1: on Thursday when it comes out with Super Bowl winning
Speaker 1: champ Matthew not Matt Stafford. Calm Down with Aaron and
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