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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh well, hello to this pre game.

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Speaker 1: I've I've been you know, I've been monitoring our d

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Speaker 1: m s on the Calm Down podcast. I g some

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Speaker 1: people love it, some people hate it. Listen when we

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Speaker 1: But I love it because it gives us a chance

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Speaker 1: to read and answer some of these questions, right Crissa, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: In fact, I wouldn't. I want to know. If someone

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Speaker 1: hates it, well, maybe they're just in a mood. You know, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, as someone who understands fluctuation of moods, I'm

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Speaker 1: with you. Well ten minutes, links and gentlemen. For those

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Speaker 1: of you that are new and want more of this

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Speaker 1: the pregame, it's a precursory chit chat to what we

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Speaker 1: may or may not talk about in the week coming up.

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Speaker 1: But we have a very special guest on this week's podcast.

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Speaker 1: So this pre game is dedicated solely to the questions

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Speaker 1: that you guys send in which we appreciate and love.

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Speaker 1: First up, we have Gator Gal four two two. If

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Speaker 1: you could have said anything to those girls in the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: Aaron at that restaurant. What would it be free your eggs?

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Speaker 1: You all are sounding very very young, which means you're

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Speaker 1: very very fertile. Get to your local fertility clinic and

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Speaker 1: freeze out the story. If you guys missed it, An

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Speaker 1: was in the bathroom giving herself fertility shots because she's incredible,

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Speaker 1: and there were young girls outside the bathroom. And if

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Speaker 1: you miss the episode, it's episode number sixty nine. I think, well,

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Speaker 1: Profit of Christ, if you could play in the NFL,

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Speaker 1: what position would you play? Oh, we've answered this before.

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Speaker 1: I think you I want to be a quarterback, all right,

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Speaker 1: Maggie Davis TV. How do you not sweat through clothes

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Speaker 1: on the field or under studio lights, pit stains? Calm down, Well,

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Speaker 1: it's an incredible question, Maggie, because I have to boat

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Speaker 1: talx underneath my armpits because I am a sweater. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm even doing a rolled up situation right now because

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Speaker 1: it gets hot where I'm sitting and I'm constantly sweating. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a huge sweater. My biggest thing for

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Speaker 1: I'm a stomach and a butt. Sweater. I just am,

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Speaker 1: a Miami and a Tampa, we're not going with like

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Speaker 1: even doing a navy because I know my bomb's gonna sweat.

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Speaker 1: I know my stomach is gonna sweat. It's just the

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Speaker 1: it's one of the main things we love about you

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Speaker 1: at the time, like that leather pants in general, Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, oh yeah, um, I have the multiple times

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Speaker 1: put like tissues underneath. Yeah, when I know what's coming through. Totally, totally.

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Speaker 1: I was big. My sister and I used to love

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Speaker 1: these leotards called Marcia's. They were so cool back in

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Speaker 1: I loved him because they covered my arms and my

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to watch all the episodes, okay, CHRISA, No,

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