1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:10,639 Speaker 1: Did you draw the picture of the dick cam? Say, 2 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: media charge. 3 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 2: Rory. You're not a Disney adult, are you? 4 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: I'm not. That's not to say I don't appreciate Disney. 5 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: You never know which overlords are listening. 6 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 2: Could you define that for our listeners? Are you familiar 7 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,600 Speaker 2: with the Disney adult concept? 8 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 1: Is it adults who are just very fanatical about Disney 9 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 1: and because they're adults, they have the means to research 10 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,840 Speaker 1: all the little do dads and knickknacks of lore. 11 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's their hobby basically, which is yeah, for sure, 12 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 2: a little weird, but I'm not here to throw stones, 13 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 2: I get it. What is a punishment worse than death 14 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 2: for a Disney adult? 15 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 1: I mean probably to be banished from disney World or Disneyland. 16 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:05,639 Speaker 1: Yeah exact, I mean to be exiled, banned from. 17 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 2: Disney World or any of the Disney properties, which means 18 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:11,120 Speaker 2: you've done something to really upset Mickey and you're never 19 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,760 Speaker 2: setting foot in that theme part again. Here's what happens 20 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 2: to you. Oh man, this already breaks my heart in 21 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 2: a weird way. 22 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: Not even know. I don't know the variables. 23 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 2: Surveillance cameras will spot you, your information will ping in 24 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,839 Speaker 2: their system. If you try to make a reservation, Disney 25 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,959 Speaker 2: cops will stop you at the gate if you try 26 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 2: to re enter, and you could get slapped with a 27 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,040 Speaker 2: misdemeanor trespassing charge. 28 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't fuck with the mouse. You don't do that. 29 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 1: You don't do that. You don't fuck with him. 30 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 2: So it turns out there's more than one way to 31 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 2: get banned from Disney. Here are the boring ways. Stealing 32 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 2: from a gift shop, sure, bringing a gun or contraband 33 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:45,400 Speaker 2: in the park. 34 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: Okay, that really escalated quick, Murdering someone okay, yeah, okay, yeah, 35 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: of course. 36 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 2: Drunken, disorderly underage drinking, okay, exposing yourself, or being vult 37 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 2: which I mean it's a family park. Come on, put 38 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 2: your pants on, sir. 39 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. 40 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 2: And then there's some other ways that could be loosely 41 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 2: grouped under the heading of ruining the magic of Disney. 42 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 2: This list would include skipping the line or jumping off 43 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 2: a ride, petting the animals, or and I believe we 44 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 2: have video here assaulting a cast member. 45 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 1: I like that Oloff dies immediately. Just that's it for him. 46 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 2: They don't design those costumes for a person to have 47 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 2: to stand up. You're supposed to be standing. 48 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,960 Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. Oh man, so that guy got 49 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 1: the boot, Yeah, you got the boot. 50 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,799 Speaker 2: We also have a video of a brawl, because assault 51 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 2: in general is obviously caused for Can we see that brawl? 52 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:50,400 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a brawl, a Disney brawl. Whoa is that 53 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 1: a score in the. 54 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 3: Middle of it? 55 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 4: What's video of the four and a half minute long 56 00:02:55,560 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 4: fight with this flying over children's strollers went viral. It's 57 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,119 Speaker 4: part of the evidence prosecutors are using against the man 58 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,480 Speaker 4: in the red shirt, now identified as five year old. 59 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:10,519 Speaker 1: Wow, that was intense. There was a rascal in the 60 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 1: middle of it. At the beginning, there was a rascal 61 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: just trying to just trying to get through. Even the 62 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: rascal is like, I'll break this up. Wait, wait with 63 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,399 Speaker 1: another one. Oh my god, what is going on? 64 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 5: This fight began after two separate families were attempting to 65 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 5: take that intense one person punch someone from the other 66 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 5: family in the face. At least one was treated for 67 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 5: injuries at the park, but no one's pressing any charges. 68 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: What in the world like, You're at Disneyland, the world's 69 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: happiest place. It's the world's happiest place. The guy we 70 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: found a reason to get into a little scuffle that 71 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 1: is intense, and that's not. 72 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 2: Even our subject today. We just needed to share with 73 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 2: you the kind of stuff that's happening is getting people banned. Yeah, yeah, 74 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 2: safe to say that all these people will not have 75 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 2: the privilege of riding that creepy it's a small world 76 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 2: boat ride ever again. 77 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,600 Speaker 1: Nope, they'll never get that chance. You screwed up. You 78 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 1: screwed up. 79 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 2: But for today's episode, I want to talk about a 80 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 2: very specific and special way of getting on this list. 81 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 2: It culminates in a thrilling tale involving helicopters, tactical gear, 82 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 2: and swimming across gator invested waters. Okay, all right, Florida, 83 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 2: I'm in Florida. Indeed, hello, and welcome back to Crime Last, 84 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:42,040 Speaker 2: the weekly podcast celebrating the amazing creativity of the world's 85 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:45,160 Speaker 2: dumbest criminals and also teaching you new hobbies like how 86 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 2: to break into Disney World after hours. 87 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 1: That's right. 88 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 2: Have you ever trespassed before? 89 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: Of course I've trespassed. I do it all the time. 90 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 1: Does that sound cool? Did that sound cool? I do 91 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,880 Speaker 1: it all the time. Like, where where do you even? 92 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: Where do you go? Do that. 93 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like for the young crimeless fans 94 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 2: just learning how to be criminals. It's like we got 95 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,040 Speaker 2: to be one of the most commonly broken loss. 96 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: A million percent. Nightly, I break into dairy Queen's make 97 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:13,919 Speaker 1: myself a little blizzard, you know, little nightcap head back. 98 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 2: Home Christmas orgies. 99 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 1: That's right, yeah, yeah, yeah. 100 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 2: But it means to enter an owner's land of property 101 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 2: without permission. Obviously in all series we've all done it, 102 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 2: like people just put signs up. Sometimes you're like, I'd like, okay. 103 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels more like a suggestion. It does. 104 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,920 Speaker 2: But this week we're going to talk about professional trespassers. Okay, 105 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 2: And there's a name for this, urban explorers, who are 106 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:37,480 Speaker 2: people who venture into abandoned, demand made structures. And there's 107 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:40,120 Speaker 2: also a nickname because I guess takes too long to 108 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 2: say urban exploration, so they say urbex urbex, which sounds 109 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 2: like a Monsanto weed killing agent. 110 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,040 Speaker 1: We sprayed it with rbex. 111 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 2: A lot of people are getting cancer, so think malls, factories, prisons, 112 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 2: amusement parks, tunnel systems. People sneak in after hours and 113 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 2: take photos. A lot of times these are easy to 114 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,200 Speaker 2: get into, like empty malls. There's not a lot of 115 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 2: security and empty balls, but the biggest and the most 116 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 2: enticing targets are often quite risky. Today I want to 117 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 2: talk about a specific location. I think you can guess 118 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,919 Speaker 2: what that location is that became the final boss for 119 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:15,159 Speaker 2: these urban explorers. This week on Crime Less, we're going 120 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,159 Speaker 2: to follow some of these urbax pros as they venture 121 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 2: onto an abandoned island in the middle of a lake, 122 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,040 Speaker 2: in the middle of Disney World. 123 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,800 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, here we go. This is what I'm talking about. 124 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 1: Have you been to Disney World. I have been to 125 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:30,279 Speaker 1: disney World many many, many moons ago, Disneyland more so 126 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,280 Speaker 1: because of La But yeah, not so much disney World recently. 127 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 2: But you have taken your daughter to disney Land. I've 128 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,599 Speaker 2: taken my daughter to disney Land, not disney World. 129 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:39,400 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all. 130 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,240 Speaker 2: Right, so you haven't neglected her. She's been to a 131 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,360 Speaker 2: Disney property. That's right, that's right. There's no way you're 132 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 2: gonna have the answer this question. But just how just 133 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,320 Speaker 2: guess do you have any idea how big Disney World is. 134 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:48,920 Speaker 1: Isn't it kind of its own city? 135 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 2: I believe it is. 136 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 1: It's like its own county or something. 137 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,240 Speaker 2: It has some like weird legal designation where I think 138 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:57,000 Speaker 2: it's like exempt from many of the walls of Florida something. 139 00:06:57,040 --> 00:07:00,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, like the Vatican, so it's like churches with taxi exemps. 140 00:07:00,839 --> 00:07:03,280 Speaker 2: That's Disney World makes sense. The Disney World is our 141 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 2: Vatican City. 142 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:04,799 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. 143 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,480 Speaker 2: So it's twenty seven thousand acres, roughly the size of 144 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 2: two Manhattan Islands. It has four theme parks, two water parks, 145 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 2: more than thirty resorts and hotels, four golf courses in 146 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:16,400 Speaker 2: its own transit system, which includes the buses, monorails, boats, 147 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 2: and the Skyliner gondola. 148 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:18,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane. 149 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,960 Speaker 2: And there's lots of water, but the largest body is 150 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,240 Speaker 2: Bay Lake, a natural body of water that's a mile 151 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,800 Speaker 2: across thirty five feet deep at its deepest point. And 152 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:29,120 Speaker 2: in the middle of this lake sits Discovery Island, Yeah, 153 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,160 Speaker 2: which has an interesting history. From nineteen hundred to nineteen 154 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 2: thirty seven, it was called raz Island, named for the 155 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 2: family that lived on it, the Razes. That's a future 156 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,920 Speaker 2: Crimeless movie adaptation. I think the Raspam nineteen hundred in 157 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 2: Florida just living on an island, Like, what was that 158 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:46,559 Speaker 2: life like? So they sold the Island for eight hundred 159 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 2: dollars to Florida's first disc jockey, Delmar Radio, Nick Nicholson. Yep, 160 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 2: who could forget the work of Radio Nick Now? And 161 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,120 Speaker 2: then he rebanded the place Isle Bay Island. He lived 162 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,280 Speaker 2: there for two decades with his wife and their pet 163 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:01,239 Speaker 2: sand Crane, which is also 'rememly Florida Wow. 164 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:01,720 Speaker 1: Okay. 165 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 2: Then he sold some business guys to use it for 166 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,840 Speaker 2: a hunting retreat, and then finally they sold it to 167 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 2: Walt Disney. Yeah, it was apparently one of the things 168 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 2: he'd liked most about the Disney World property. He named 169 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,120 Speaker 2: it Blackbeard's Island, then rebranded it Treasure Island when he 170 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,120 Speaker 2: opened an eleven acres zoo like attraction on April eighth, 171 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,480 Speaker 2: nineteen seventy four, and then because people couldn't stop changing 172 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:23,280 Speaker 2: the name, he named it Discovery Island. And that's still the. 173 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,240 Speaker 1: Name today, Okay, Discovery Island. 174 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,280 Speaker 2: And for the first twenty years and Disney World guests 175 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 2: would take a boat across the lake to see exotic 176 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:34,199 Speaker 2: birds in wildlife and that worked until they opened Animal 177 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 2: Kingdom in nineteen ninety eight, which is bigger and better 178 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,160 Speaker 2: and you didn't have to take a boat to get there. 179 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,680 Speaker 2: So people were like, enough with the island. 180 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,600 Speaker 1: Going to animal yet, what are we doing? 181 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,160 Speaker 2: We were Americans. Make this as easy as possible, please. 182 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,160 Speaker 2: So that was the end of Discovery Island, except after 183 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,800 Speaker 2: it closed, Disney didn't know what to do with it, 184 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,360 Speaker 2: so they just left it untouched like Jurassic Park. Yeah, 185 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,280 Speaker 2: there are rumors of animals left there running wild. Lights 186 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,040 Speaker 2: still worked, and the lllure of this place started to 187 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:03,319 Speaker 2: get out, Okay in the early two thousands, back when 188 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,599 Speaker 2: people were blogging, so luckily we have a lot of 189 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,200 Speaker 2: first hand accounts of this. People started to try and 190 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 2: get there, and Disney in response of the security which 191 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,720 Speaker 2: made it harder and harder to get to the island. 192 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:17,200 Speaker 2: Thus the challenge was more and more enticing to urban explorer. 193 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:19,000 Speaker 2: So the first step is you have to get inside 194 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 2: Disney World. So if any supplies are necessary, you're gonna 195 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 2: have to sneak them into the park itself. Yeah, then 196 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 2: you got to figure out how to get across the 197 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,080 Speaker 2: lake without getting caught. And there's a ferry boat that 198 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,360 Speaker 2: passes every ten minutes. This is starting to seem like 199 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:35,040 Speaker 2: a mission impossible, O'TU say? Episode those are movies plot. 200 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,960 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, plot, yeah yeah. 201 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Speaker 2: Finally, the lake itself is very dangerous as gaiters and 202 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,560 Speaker 2: an allegedly also a very dangerous bacteria. 203 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:47,319 Speaker 1: Okay, a little bit of a challenge for the irbex community. 204 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,480 Speaker 2: If you were asked to breach the security and get there, 205 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:52,280 Speaker 2: how would you do it? Like you get into Disney 206 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:54,599 Speaker 2: World and across the lake with gators and bacteria. 207 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:57,640 Speaker 1: Well, I got to say, knowing that it's eleven acres 208 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,880 Speaker 1: and it's a little too obvious, but it night I'd 209 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:05,040 Speaker 1: maybe skydive in. Oh huh, wait a second, I'm definitely 210 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,520 Speaker 1: not going to swim with the gators, but this island 211 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:10,559 Speaker 1: is much bigger than I thought, so the landing space 212 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,040 Speaker 1: for a skilled skydiver. And I'm not saying that's me, 213 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,280 Speaker 1: but this is how I would go little nighttime skydive 214 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:17,920 Speaker 1: a LAH mission impossible. 215 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:21,040 Speaker 2: Indeed, this does not come up in our story, So 216 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:21,920 Speaker 2: that's kind of brilliant. 217 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,640 Speaker 1: See, this show's made me a better criminal. It really 218 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:29,040 Speaker 1: has theoretically zero proof of that, but theoretically. 219 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,120 Speaker 2: So you've already like you're way better than the people 220 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,719 Speaker 2: are going to talk about, which starts with a guy 221 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,640 Speaker 2: named Shane Prez he's a blogger from Florida. He heard 222 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:40,800 Speaker 2: rumors and locals had told him that it was only 223 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,080 Speaker 2: one hundred feet from the shore to the island, so 224 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,319 Speaker 2: he and his friends cook up a plan. They smuggle 225 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,959 Speaker 2: an inflatable boat, one hundred and fifty feet of rope 226 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:51,079 Speaker 2: and some oars through one of the resort shuttle buses. 227 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,640 Speaker 2: So they get to the shore and then realize the 228 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,319 Speaker 2: locals didn't quite get it right. It was three hundred 229 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,679 Speaker 2: and fifty feet in this like lame little inflator where 230 00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:02,400 Speaker 2: their cheap oars is not going to get them there 231 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,600 Speaker 2: fast enough to get by the ferry boats. 232 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:04,800 Speaker 1: Right. 233 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:08,480 Speaker 2: So Shane's plan option A off the table botched, but 234 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,920 Speaker 2: he's not giving up. A year later, he comes back. 235 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,960 Speaker 2: He's going to swim across with a few waterproof bags 236 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,640 Speaker 2: under the cover of night without getting eaten by gators 237 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:20,960 Speaker 2: or flesh eating bacteria. Okay, so they do get there, thankfully, 238 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,160 Speaker 2: the dock lights are still lit. I don't know why, 239 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,320 Speaker 2: all these years later, it's an abandoned island they keep 240 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,839 Speaker 2: it lit. Yeah, but the interior paths are not. And 241 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,680 Speaker 2: here's what he wrote on his blog spot. We knew 242 00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:31,360 Speaker 2: we wouldn't be able to use any bright lights. So 243 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,600 Speaker 2: with the small red colored lights, we made our way 244 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,800 Speaker 2: through overgrown paths. Almost immediately, he said, they realized we 245 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 2: were not alone on this island. We could hear all 246 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,320 Speaker 2: sorts of noises in the trees surrounding us. We were 247 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,240 Speaker 2: literally surrounded by what sounded like thousands of birds. 248 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,360 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, I love that. 249 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,239 Speaker 2: We could hear them calling and cooing in all directions. 250 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,240 Speaker 2: Some sounded almost like people speaking. With every branch we 251 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,520 Speaker 2: stepped on it made a snap. A group of birds 252 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,920 Speaker 2: would be startled and take off all at once, making 253 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,920 Speaker 2: it even more noise. Yeah, picture of this pitch black 254 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:06,000 Speaker 2: thousands of birds that you can't see in the trees 255 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:09,720 Speaker 2: above your head, just. 256 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:15,120 Speaker 1: Making so much noise, the most natural alarm system. So 257 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,000 Speaker 1: the rumors were true. 258 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,080 Speaker 2: There were animals on the island. They were vultures and 259 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:21,199 Speaker 2: they were nesting. Yeah, so this is terrifying. Yeah, that's 260 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,080 Speaker 2: pretty terrifying. So he took a picture of these gross 261 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,840 Speaker 2: looking vulture chicks, which I guess were pretty aggressive. He 262 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,559 Speaker 2: also found some snakes preserved in bottles. This is getting 263 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:32,679 Speaker 2: weird by the moment. Okay, Classic Disney, they didn't have 264 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,120 Speaker 2: enough time to explore the island. The alarms that are 265 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:39,000 Speaker 2: now going off in the form of thousands of angry vultures. Yeah, 266 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,520 Speaker 2: they leave before sunrise and do get away undetected. Then 267 00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:44,800 Speaker 2: he writes his blog post, which goes viral. But he's 268 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,600 Speaker 2: no dummy. He waits four years outside the statute of 269 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:53,920 Speaker 2: limitations for trespassing. Yes, however, while Disney couldn't press criminal charges. 270 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,800 Speaker 1: He gets banned for life. So they got wind of it. 271 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,320 Speaker 2: They did well when he blogged about it four years later, 272 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,400 Speaker 2: thinking ha ha, they can't heard me with trespassing. They 273 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,720 Speaker 2: were like, yeah, fine, you can never come back. The 274 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,000 Speaker 2: happiest place in the world is now off limits to Shane. 275 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:08,320 Speaker 1: I think hit like four years. It wouldn't even be 276 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,280 Speaker 1: exciting after that. 277 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,200 Speaker 2: I know, well, you would think you'd be dying to 278 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:14,000 Speaker 2: post the pictures. But yeah, he's playing a long game 279 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:20,120 Speaker 2: for the clicks. Yeah, so anyway, that's the first person. 280 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,679 Speaker 2: The second person to reach Discovery Island is a man 281 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:25,599 Speaker 2: who goes by the code name Nomius. He is a 282 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 2: Disney employee. 283 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:30,760 Speaker 1: I already love this. Nomius just transported to the island 284 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:31,480 Speaker 1: through a portal. 285 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Speaker 2: Oh all right, wasn't he in the matrix. Yeah, this 286 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:40,400 Speaker 2: is Morpheus neo combo hybrid. So he's a Disney employee 287 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,679 Speaker 2: and has inside information. 288 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,520 Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about. Here we go. 289 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,080 Speaker 2: He knows where to find boats, so he borrows some 290 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,560 Speaker 2: boats from the corporate stash and he gets there kind 291 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:53,120 Speaker 2: of no problem. But he runs out of time and 292 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,360 Speaker 2: he wasn't able to actually explore the full island, and 293 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,280 Speaker 2: that becomes the challenge now right, Each person who goes 294 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,560 Speaker 2: is trying to reveal more of what's there. Yeah, first 295 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:02,439 Speaker 2: guy is scared away by thousands of angry vulture babies. 296 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,280 Speaker 1: The second guy runs. 297 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,880 Speaker 2: Out of time. He also blogs about it, but he 298 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:10,000 Speaker 2: doesn't wait as long, and his boss, Mickey Mouse, sees 299 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:13,040 Speaker 2: this and presumably fires him, but also bands him for life. Yeah, 300 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:17,520 Speaker 2: Sonomius reaches there, doesn't exactly advance, the ball gets fired, 301 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:21,160 Speaker 2: banded for life. So Disney makes short to make examples 302 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,960 Speaker 2: of these guys. They also add more security, erecting fences 303 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Speaker 2: around the main entrance, but this only sweetens the pot. Yeah, 304 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,640 Speaker 2: just makes people want to go more. They will do 305 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 2: whatever it takes, even risk a lifetime ban, just to 306 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,120 Speaker 2: get pooped on by vulture babies. I mean it's kind 307 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:39,160 Speaker 2: of fun, it's magical, it's a little fun. Actually, years 308 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:43,320 Speaker 2: go by before the next reported breach of Disney's security, 309 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,440 Speaker 2: and by this time, this website called YouTube is popped up. 310 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,640 Speaker 2: People are putting all kinds of urban exploration RBEX videos 311 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,280 Speaker 2: on there, and Discovery Island for a long time isn't 312 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:56,200 Speaker 2: one of them. But the challenge only grows, and eventually 313 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,440 Speaker 2: the appeals too great, and a man named Matt sanswa 314 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,280 Speaker 2: here where jump being ahead to twenty seventeen. He becomes 315 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,720 Speaker 2: the first man to spend an entire night on the island. 316 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,480 Speaker 1: Now, that's advancing the ball. Here we go, we're in 317 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,640 Speaker 1: the red zone now. 318 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,000 Speaker 2: And Matt he goes to Florida. He's visiting his girlfriend 319 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,920 Speaker 2: one day. He's bored and he's looking for things to do. 320 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,640 Speaker 2: He looks online for stuff to do in the area. 321 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,360 Speaker 2: He finds Shane's blog, The First Guy to Go. He 322 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,800 Speaker 2: has an epiphany. This is his new mission in life. Yeah, 323 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,480 Speaker 2: or at least on this trip to see his girlfriend 324 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,400 Speaker 2: in Florida, He's going to become the first person to 325 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,280 Speaker 2: see the whole island and spend the night. Not only that, 326 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,800 Speaker 2: he's gonna make a video and he's gonna put it 327 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,520 Speaker 2: on YouTube. Yeah. He spends the last of the money 328 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,560 Speaker 2: he'd saved for this trip on a camera and an 329 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,560 Speaker 2: inflatable raft, hoping this investment would pay off in some 330 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 2: sweet sweet clicks. Matt and his friend Chris wait for 331 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 2: hours on the Fort Wilderness dock for the ferryboats to 332 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,479 Speaker 2: stop running. The plans to explore a nighttime like Shaneanomius, 333 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,760 Speaker 2: but it takes too long. He's only got a four 334 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,080 Speaker 2: hour window. That's not enough time. He's going to have 335 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,800 Speaker 2: to go back and spend the night. He's not gonna 336 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,320 Speaker 2: be able to get in and out. So the next 337 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,160 Speaker 2: day Matt and Chris try again. 338 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,400 Speaker 1: Oh Man, back to back. 339 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:59,920 Speaker 2: They wake up and they find themselves gloriously alone on 340 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,520 Speaker 2: Discovery Island when they wake up in the morning, so 341 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,120 Speaker 2: they have all the time in the world. They have 342 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,000 Speaker 2: a full day because Disney didn't see them get there. 343 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,800 Speaker 2: They wake up, They've now got all the time in 344 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,800 Speaker 2: the world. Yeah, he sees the stuff that had been 345 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,840 Speaker 2: reported in the past, the snake and the coke bottle, 346 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,800 Speaker 2: the empty animal cages, this cool thing Avian way. It's 347 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,320 Speaker 2: like an elevated bridge walkway that stretches across the whole island, 348 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,320 Speaker 2: so I guess people could walk around and see birds. 349 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,240 Speaker 1: It's specifically just vulture babies. 350 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,040 Speaker 2: Just Bolt, not my favorite Disney cartoon. 351 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,960 Speaker 1: But not a bird Anyone's really kind of iron for really, 352 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,880 Speaker 1: everyone can kind of pass on that. 353 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,440 Speaker 2: So they film for hours and they get back safely. 354 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 2: But after looking at the footage, MAT's not satisfied, so 355 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,400 Speaker 2: he's going back again with an even better kit. 356 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,240 Speaker 1: God, I love this guy's gumption. 357 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,040 Speaker 2: So here he films an infamous video of himself strolling 358 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,880 Speaker 2: through the island, which goes viral. I think we're gonna 359 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:44,680 Speaker 2: show you a minute. 360 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,880 Speaker 1: Of it too. Money and his mess. 361 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,800 Speaker 6: And so I'm here at. 362 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,480 Speaker 1: Disney's Discovery Island. 363 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,240 Speaker 2: I was here a couple of days ago, and I 364 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,880 Speaker 2: uploaded a couple of videos, but wasn't satisfied quality. 365 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:04,600 Speaker 1: What is that? Experiments? Illegal experiments? I mean, how could 366 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,320 Speaker 1: you be there and not be terrified? 367 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Rory described for the people at home, 368 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,480 Speaker 2: all we're seeing here. 369 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,919 Speaker 1: I mean, it's honestly just going through a completely disheveled, 370 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:17,080 Speaker 1: abandoned like it seems like an apartment but also an 371 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,440 Speaker 1: office building and a laboratory there was like labata. It 372 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,520 Speaker 1: was like a little bit of a laboratory vibe to it. 373 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:26,000 Speaker 1: But it's like the walls have been like destroyed. It's 374 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:33,399 Speaker 1: so absolutely demolished. Ceiling is coming down, it's rotted. Oh 375 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:38,480 Speaker 1: another person, Thank god. I could never be there by myself. Yeah, 376 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,000 Speaker 1: it's it like. 377 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,200 Speaker 2: Feels like the opening of a horror movie or something like. Yeah, 378 00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:43,239 Speaker 2: like he sees the lab equipment and then turns out 379 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 2: the vulture babies are actually like dinosaurs. 380 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:48,919 Speaker 1: It is very like jungle vibes. Like I think I 381 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,960 Speaker 1: was kind of picturing a pretty open space that was 382 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:56,199 Speaker 1: for some pretty dense, thick jungle feeling type forest Like 383 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:59,280 Speaker 1: I mean, it's Florida, so the vegetation would lend itself 384 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,280 Speaker 1: to kind of feel that, but definitely a denser wood 385 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,360 Speaker 1: than I was picturing. 386 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,560 Speaker 2: To your point earlier, I think I would expect Disney 387 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,800 Speaker 2: to be a little bit tightier with its property crash 388 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,640 Speaker 2: the place, like, hey. 389 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,000 Speaker 1: Let's take this building down, Like Disney by now knows 390 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:15,640 Speaker 1: people are attracted to this, so why not go get 391 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,359 Speaker 1: rid of the thing and go Yeah, now it's not 392 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:20,000 Speaker 1: fun anymore, so stop coming here. Yeah, we don't want 393 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:20,720 Speaker 1: to deal with it. 394 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,480 Speaker 2: Instead, it's like, Oh, let's leave the creepy abandoned lab 395 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,840 Speaker 2: equipment and all the files. 396 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:28,240 Speaker 1: Yo, Like Disney's almost like you're gonna show up, go 397 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:30,679 Speaker 1: have fun. Disney almost wants it. It seems like. 398 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,520 Speaker 2: So Matt is like his video goes viral, it gets 399 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,280 Speaker 2: picked up by some YouTubers, it bounces around, it becomes 400 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,720 Speaker 2: a hit, and so he goes back to this irbex 401 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,360 Speaker 2: Mecca nine times. 402 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,040 Speaker 1: Man for sure must have the record. 403 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,760 Speaker 2: Oh, definitely. And I think I can imagine how this 404 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,679 Speaker 2: ends because Matt flies a little too close to the 405 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,800 Speaker 2: sun out. After gaining some clout for this, he starts 406 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,159 Speaker 2: going to other abandoned Disney properties. I didn't know there 407 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,080 Speaker 2: was more than one. 408 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,879 Speaker 1: Oh my god, Disney clean up after yourself exactly, Like 409 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:57,840 Speaker 1: what do you expect? 410 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,280 Speaker 2: He goes into clothes attractions in water parks scheduled for demolitions, 411 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:06,120 Speaker 2: He skips backstage in active parks, and he continues recording 412 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,400 Speaker 2: even after he's caught. Lane, do we have a video 413 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,280 Speaker 2: of him being caught? 414 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,040 Speaker 1: Yeah? Can you help me get out of here? 415 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:15,040 Speaker 3: No? 416 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,879 Speaker 2: I just stricken, tried to go to the bathroom and 417 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,720 Speaker 2: I found myself in the literally nowhere. Yeah, the tone 418 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,720 Speaker 2: of voice of this ladies, were you in the parchment? 419 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,600 Speaker 2: Are you a castmember? 420 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:29,480 Speaker 1: Let me get help you, let me get Carolyn talking 421 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:35,359 Speaker 1: about stairwell after door after she he does play it 422 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,000 Speaker 1: pretty well. 423 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,520 Speaker 2: So he's playing the whole like, I was just looking 424 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,040 Speaker 2: for the bathroom. I don't know how I ended up 425 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:41,359 Speaker 2: back in this. 426 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,280 Speaker 1: That is the angle you gotta do. He's smart. I mean, 427 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,840 Speaker 1: that's really kind of your only option, it is. 428 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:49,119 Speaker 2: But meanwhile, the lady obviously she's like, oh are. 429 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,840 Speaker 1: You cast member? How did you get back here? 430 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,439 Speaker 2: Like in the like faux nice, like I completely know 431 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,360 Speaker 2: who you are, asshole. 432 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,320 Speaker 1: She was playing it smart too, being like, oh, let's 433 00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:58,439 Speaker 1: make him think he's fine. So how did that end 434 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,800 Speaker 1: when he arrested? You got a rest? Yeah in band 435 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,160 Speaker 1: for life? Of course, what I mean? He obviously didn't care. 436 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,160 Speaker 1: It's so funny. All these people sneak in your banned 437 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,040 Speaker 1: for life. It's like, well, yeah, they're probably just gonna 438 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,879 Speaker 1: sneak in again. I think you're just giving them the 439 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,480 Speaker 1: like drug they're looking for. Oh now I'm not allowed here. Great, 440 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,439 Speaker 1: that's my life. 441 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,080 Speaker 7: He literally escorted out, and later in that video he 442 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,960 Speaker 7: goes back inside, and the same woman finds him again 443 00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:28,280 Speaker 7: and she's like, oh, how are you. How's it Ben? 444 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:29,800 Speaker 2: Yeah? 445 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,280 Speaker 1: What what do we got going on here? Bud? I 446 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,359 Speaker 1: just looking for the bathroom again, same space. 447 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,040 Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, She's like, I'm gonna have to look Carolyn. 448 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,080 Speaker 1: Do we Carolyn? 449 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:39,280 Speaker 2: Like? 450 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,800 Speaker 1: Who the hell's Carolyn? I appreciate his gumption, but little 451 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,480 Speaker 1: too much ego, little too arrogant. 452 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,120 Speaker 2: I liked it being Disney. They're both playing their parts 453 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:49,160 Speaker 2: in the most polite way. He's sort of like, oh, 454 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,159 Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. 455 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,040 Speaker 1: They're both like, well, we're at Disney. No one's gonna 456 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,040 Speaker 1: curse you know the guy. That guy could have been 457 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,520 Speaker 1: like get the fuck out of here. Instead they're like, hello, 458 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,679 Speaker 1: let me go get Carolyn. Hello, sir, are you a 459 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,840 Speaker 1: cast member? Where's your where's your platform? Why are you 460 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,560 Speaker 1: in this abandoned building? Furthermore, why are we in this 461 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,439 Speaker 1: abandoned building? 462 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,600 Speaker 2: So he gets banned from all the parks. Later, he's 463 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,960 Speaker 2: arrested in charged with misdemeanor trespassing and felony burglary. Yeah, 464 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,320 Speaker 2: of course those charges are dropped, but he pleads no 465 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,000 Speaker 2: contest and ends up paying a fine in service community 466 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,959 Speaker 2: service I guess Disney did their nice thing in the end. 467 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:28,639 Speaker 1: That's a shock that the powerhouse that Disney is to 468 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,280 Speaker 1: be like, ah, you know they I mean maybe they 469 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,960 Speaker 1: got a heart. They're like, guy, he's a kid, Like 470 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,840 Speaker 1: he didn't hurt anybody. I don't know. That's that actually 471 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,480 Speaker 1: is kind of like that's a curveball, it is. I 472 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,439 Speaker 1: would just assume, like, hey, we're not here. We've no 473 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,560 Speaker 1: compassion for anyone's thing. If you've trespassed, you've trustpassed. 474 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,760 Speaker 2: In Disney being an independent state, they could like lock 475 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,080 Speaker 2: him up forever if they want. 476 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,479 Speaker 1: Since they have their own county. 477 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,879 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, this is the most serious offense in all 478 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,840 Speaker 2: of Disney World. Therefore, sir, you are in prison for life. 479 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:54,920 Speaker 1: Yeah. How insane. 480 00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 2: Yeah. So after Matt, a handful of other people try 481 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,000 Speaker 2: and come out relatively unscathed, maybe with Ivy, but none 482 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,680 Speaker 2: of those are the most dramatic Discovery Island exploration of 483 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,800 Speaker 2: all time, which we are going to talk about after 484 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:07,320 Speaker 2: the break. 485 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,080 Speaker 1: I knew you were gonna ramp it up, just classic 486 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,440 Speaker 1: Josh ramping it. 487 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:20,960 Speaker 2: Up, Hi, and welcome back to Crime LUs. The podcast 488 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,280 Speaker 2: devoted to the covert infiltration of Walt Disney properties. 489 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,120 Speaker 1: In fact, this is every episode from now on. We're 490 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:32,400 Speaker 1: only fossing on Disney Crimes. You're listening to Disney Crimes 491 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,320 Speaker 1: with Josh and Rory. 492 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,679 Speaker 2: Our first spin off, the most intense Visit to Discovery Island, 493 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,119 Speaker 2: comes in twenty twenty peak COVID nineteen Lockdown. 494 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,080 Speaker 1: This is what I like. This is what I'm in 495 00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:45,520 Speaker 1: it for. 496 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,800 Speaker 2: What were you doing during Lockdown? 497 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,919 Speaker 1: Probably crying to myself in a closet, thinking time and 498 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:55,760 Speaker 1: everything was done. I should have been exploring urban decatab 499 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:56,399 Speaker 1: I wasn't. 500 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,200 Speaker 2: Well. Richard maguire had a little more fun than you did. 501 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Mark McGuire's little brother. Here we go, Ricky. 502 00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:06,280 Speaker 2: So he's a YouTuber who was using the nickname the 503 00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:09,680 Speaker 2: Southern Pirate Outdoors. I think he fancies himself some sort 504 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,560 Speaker 2: of vigilante fighting the man by trespassing. 505 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:13,199 Speaker 1: Yeah. 506 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,360 Speaker 2: His YouTube channel is a odd He's got a lot 507 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,359 Speaker 2: of videos about catching snapping turtles, which he calls white 508 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,360 Speaker 2: dinosaurs for some reason. Is that a Southern thing? 509 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,480 Speaker 1: I mean, we'll take it. 510 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,560 Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. We got a video. 511 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,879 Speaker 1: Okay, so I see this guy's vibe. People say that 512 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,399 Speaker 1: black fingers off Okay, so he's got a Southern feel. 513 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,639 Speaker 1: He's definitely torturing an animal that doesn't need to be tortured, 514 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:40,040 Speaker 1: just by catching it for no reason. But you can 515 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:45,200 Speaker 1: tell he is like Steve Irwin, extraordinary. He's like Australian 516 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,600 Speaker 1: can do it, We can do it here in the South. 517 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,440 Speaker 2: He's fully clothed in swamp water grabbing a giant snapping turtle, 518 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:52,920 Speaker 2: A white dinosaur. 519 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:57,120 Speaker 1: I believe a white sorry excuse me, pardon, white dinosaur. 520 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,919 Speaker 2: So among his Herbek's missions, he takes a video of 521 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,360 Speaker 2: his trip to Jeffrey Epstein's abandoned Palm Beach mansion, which 522 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,119 Speaker 2: he posted four years ago when it was in the 523 00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:06,840 Speaker 2: process of being. 524 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,080 Speaker 1: Demolished, all right ahead of the curve. 525 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,600 Speaker 2: Here's what he wrote. This footage will be some of 526 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,920 Speaker 2: the last taken in the mansion of sin. I entered 527 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:19,680 Speaker 2: this property undetected, dressed as a construction worker, and successfully 528 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,240 Speaker 2: got inside to see what is left of this mansion 529 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:22,840 Speaker 2: of horror. 530 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,359 Speaker 1: Yep, so something bad if this is how he decided 531 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,360 Speaker 1: to describe it, yep. 532 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,359 Speaker 2: So that was a little detour on his way to 533 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,960 Speaker 2: Discovery Island. Discovery Island's what he really wanted to see 534 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,399 Speaker 2: before it closed, because eventually, I mean, Disney's bound to 535 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,680 Speaker 2: close this thing. Maybe not, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 536 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,159 Speaker 2: especially because it just gives them problems and it's just 537 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,439 Speaker 2: filled with their trash. He'd already missed the window to 538 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,840 Speaker 2: be the first to explore the island. He knew security 539 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,399 Speaker 2: would be tight after all the trespassing over the years, 540 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,280 Speaker 2: so he spends months studying the area and mapping out 541 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,240 Speaker 2: his plan. There's videos of him training, working out by 542 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,639 Speaker 2: lifting huge tires and flexing for the camera, like some 543 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,840 Speaker 2: montage from Rocky. 544 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, now, this is what we want. This is the 545 00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:59,600 Speaker 1: entertainment exactly. 546 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,159 Speaker 2: You would think, because it's COVID nineteen when he finally 547 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,120 Speaker 2: decides to make his move, that it would be an advantage, 548 00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,639 Speaker 2: but it actually isn't. Do you know why that would be. 549 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,600 Speaker 1: I mean, the park is probably closed, right. 550 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,879 Speaker 2: Exactly the part or it's virtually empty, right, so like 551 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:16,280 Speaker 2: any movement is suspicious exactly, he's more highlighted. Here's how 552 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,200 Speaker 2: he does it. He pulls up to the dock, leaving 553 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,720 Speaker 2: his van and the kayak behind so he can scope 554 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,840 Speaker 2: out a path to the island. But when he returns, 555 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:27,080 Speaker 2: his kayak is missing. Someone has stolen it because it's Florida. Florida. Man, 556 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,600 Speaker 2: that's right, okay, already a curve, he's got a pivot. 557 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,720 Speaker 2: He heads down the road to a seven eleven, where, 558 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,879 Speaker 2: of course it's Florida. He sees a man with a 559 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,439 Speaker 2: canoe strapped to his car. Yeah, you can just assume 560 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,280 Speaker 2: in most Florida seven elevens there'll be a guy with 561 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:39,760 Speaker 2: a canoe. 562 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,880 Speaker 1: That's I always assumed it. I thought it was a law. 563 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,439 Speaker 1: He had to have a canoe. He offers to buy it. 564 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,840 Speaker 2: The guy is not selling, but he says he will 565 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:51,160 Speaker 2: sell him his aluminum boat filled with holes, and then yeah, 566 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,080 Speaker 2: and that's the boat you want. The fixer repper also 567 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,840 Speaker 2: that the guy has two boats in the seven eleven 568 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,960 Speaker 2: parking lot. He's not willing to sell the good one, 569 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,199 Speaker 2: but he'll sell you the shit, the. 570 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,080 Speaker 1: One that's definitely not a boat anymore. 571 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,240 Speaker 2: So he's not in a position to bargain. He buys 572 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,440 Speaker 2: the leaky boat, uses duct tape to fix it up, 573 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,040 Speaker 2: drives back to Disney, stashes his van in the woods, 574 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,439 Speaker 2: sneaks to the lake, and manages to row his leaky 575 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,480 Speaker 2: duct tape boat all the way to the island almost 576 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,600 Speaker 2: he arrives, swims the last little bit. He arrives on 577 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,000 Speaker 2: the island, decked out and camo head to toe. He 578 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,560 Speaker 2: sets up camp in one of the old buildings and 579 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,760 Speaker 2: lights a campfire to warm himself. 580 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,080 Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like it's gonna be noticeable, but maybe 581 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:30,040 Speaker 1: I'm not picturing it right. 582 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,359 Speaker 2: The plan has to spend a week on the island, 583 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,080 Speaker 2: explore every inch and study the wildlife in great detail. 584 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,119 Speaker 2: And things are going smoothly until he notices that he 585 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:42,400 Speaker 2: stepped right in front of a trail cam. He's busted. Yeah, 586 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,280 Speaker 2: they've got him on camera. Yeah, So he rushes back 587 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,280 Speaker 2: to the campsite to pack up, figure out a plan, 588 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,240 Speaker 2: and then he hears his voices. He's not alone, which 589 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 2: we know because there's video. Like any good YouTuber, Richard's rolling. 590 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,080 Speaker 2: He later posted the footage titled Escape from Discovery Island. 591 00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:03,680 Speaker 1: The actual footage. It's also thrilling. Here we go. 592 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,639 Speaker 3: They've gone around now and around now, around now, and 593 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,200 Speaker 3: at least a thousand bucking times. They're trying to call 594 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,520 Speaker 3: me out and said they're not gonna take me to jail, 595 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,919 Speaker 3: but I have to leave them aland I guess they 596 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,520 Speaker 3: don't know who rip Thorn is. If they catch me, 597 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:21,800 Speaker 3: it's gonna have to be to night, because I'm a 598 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,840 Speaker 3: waiting to night and I'm swim for it. 599 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,920 Speaker 1: Fuckus, God, I'm this guy. You might have just introduced 600 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,280 Speaker 1: me to my first real hero. I think if I swim, 601 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it on that side. So I'm gonna 602 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,760 Speaker 1: throw them off and swim a long way. 603 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,720 Speaker 3: I got a bad feeling about this water right now. 604 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,760 Speaker 2: Anyways, this is like the world's lamest version of a loone. 605 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,560 Speaker 1: I don't part of me doesn't believe he's really there. 606 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:53,480 Speaker 1: We should go make these kind of videos. You gotta 607 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,639 Speaker 1: show me a trashed building for me to believe that he. 608 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,720 Speaker 1: So does he? So he swim and he's. 609 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,280 Speaker 2: Well, what you're seeing now is there are cops on 610 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,840 Speaker 2: the island. They are actual sheriffs walking around announcing their 611 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,760 Speaker 2: presence with the guns drawn and everything. There's a security 612 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,440 Speaker 2: boat start cling the island. Yeah, and there's also footage 613 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,679 Speaker 2: of this taken by the cops as they search for 614 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,800 Speaker 2: the trespasser. And this is day four, not yet, no, no, 615 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,119 Speaker 2: this is this is day one too. He spent with 616 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,800 Speaker 2: one night already. Okay, this is from the cops, the 617 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,480 Speaker 2: guns drawn. Look at that feels a little unnecessary. 618 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:30,400 Speaker 1: Feels a little unnecessary. I gotta say the shorts feel strange. 619 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,920 Speaker 1: Just guns guns with shorts. 620 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,439 Speaker 2: So yeah, what are we seeing here? 621 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:41,040 Speaker 1: Rory? I appreciate that these cops actually use bodycam footage. 622 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,080 Speaker 1: You just don't see that a lot anymore. Despite the 623 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:47,400 Speaker 1: fact that it's the law. We're seeing some cops rummaged 624 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:55,000 Speaker 1: through these abandoned Disney buildings that just again create the target. 625 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,000 Speaker 1: They could just get rid of these buildings and make 626 00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:02,120 Speaker 1: the island boring, so they're look indoors. I mean, these 627 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:06,280 Speaker 1: guys have flashlights, they've got guns drawn. It's definitely more 628 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,160 Speaker 1: real than I'm sure this dude had expected it to 629 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,520 Speaker 1: be in terms of, you know, get caught, slap on 630 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,600 Speaker 1: the wrist band for life. 631 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,600 Speaker 2: I love that she just said he's got to be 632 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 2: somewhere here. 633 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,840 Speaker 1: I mean, we're talking eleven acres. It doesn't look like 634 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,040 Speaker 1: there's more than these two. It looks like even the 635 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:29,400 Speaker 1: Sheriff's department kind of doesn't give a fuck about this island. 636 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,720 Speaker 1: Except they've got their guns drawn. I don't know why 637 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:36,400 Speaker 1: she keeps lifting her gun and putting it back down. 638 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:40,360 Speaker 1: I just what's what is enticing her to lift that gun? Now? 639 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,840 Speaker 1: In defense of the police here, they obviously don't know 640 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,400 Speaker 1: what kind of trespasser they're dealing with, so they clearly 641 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:51,480 Speaker 1: don't know if somebody on this island also has a gun, true, 642 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,920 Speaker 1: that might try to hurt them naturally. If I'm a 643 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:59,000 Speaker 1: cop in this situation, I maybe don't go shorts, but 644 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,800 Speaker 1: it's Florida. But I'm for sure gonna have my gun out, 645 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,640 Speaker 1: especially if you know someone has been on this island. 646 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,080 Speaker 1: I don't know. If you do your researcher, you can 647 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,120 Speaker 1: tell all the people that are on that island. I 648 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,800 Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe it's kind of difficult to get a 649 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,160 Speaker 1: gun out there. I mean, I got to assume they 650 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:17,000 Speaker 1: don't think a Navy seal has decided to go to 651 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:17,840 Speaker 1: the island. 652 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,400 Speaker 2: Well, that's what I would say. I think what would 653 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,440 Speaker 2: lead you to believe is a dangerous situation right, Like 654 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,960 Speaker 2: it's a place people have been trying to get to 655 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,960 Speaker 2: to shoot. Like, I don't know that my gun needs 656 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:27,680 Speaker 2: to be drong. 657 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,640 Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like the Irbez community is out there 658 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,880 Speaker 1: to try to hurt anyone. They just don't want to 659 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,320 Speaker 1: get caught exactly. But I don't get the impression any 660 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,560 Speaker 1: of them are wanting to shoot their way out. Butch 661 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:43,000 Speaker 1: Cassidy Sundance Kids style. I think they're like, yeah, if 662 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,840 Speaker 1: I get caught, I get caught. Yeah. 663 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,440 Speaker 2: So anyway, this is what Richard's dealing with. He figures 664 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,640 Speaker 2: he's good. He what he's gonna do is hide. So 665 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,560 Speaker 2: he hungers down in some brush and he covers himself 666 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:57,360 Speaker 2: in dirt and leaves like Rambo. Hours go by, here's 667 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:03,760 Speaker 2: here's his pod. Look at. 668 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,880 Speaker 3: In twenty years, I'll look back and have a good laugh. 669 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:20,840 Speaker 2: Playing Disney playing. Did you say Disney right playing? 670 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,240 Speaker 7: I think he said Disney's not playing. 671 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:28,000 Speaker 1: Oh, Disney's not playing. Disney's not playing, dude Born. 672 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,040 Speaker 7: He never gives up, is what he said. 673 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,600 Speaker 1: He really knows how to keep playing to his fan base, 674 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,320 Speaker 1: and I respect that quite frankly. 675 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,200 Speaker 2: I like the first shot of that was nice when 676 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,240 Speaker 2: he picked up a few extra leaves and covered the 677 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:39,600 Speaker 2: part of. 678 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:44,040 Speaker 1: His most minimal effort to cover his knee capin he 679 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,520 Speaker 1: continues talking Southern pirate. 680 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,280 Speaker 2: So hours go by, the cops aren't leaving. Now there's 681 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,800 Speaker 2: a helicopter circle, there's a boat there's a helicopter. We 682 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,680 Speaker 2: got armed cops. He's hiding with just his knee covered 683 00:31:55,720 --> 00:32:00,880 Speaker 2: and some some leaves. He's he needs a plant, and 684 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,480 Speaker 2: here's his first plant. He's gonna have a friend make 685 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,760 Speaker 2: an anonymous call to Disney to say that he's off 686 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,400 Speaker 2: the island and they can give up the search. Do 687 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,240 Speaker 2: you think this plant works? No? 688 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,280 Speaker 1: But great, great, but honestly not an awful plant. I 689 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,480 Speaker 1: really wanted that one to work. So they're like, okay, guys, 690 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,760 Speaker 1: we can call it the search. Yeah, I gotta say 691 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,080 Speaker 1: the shorts on those cops. They'd be like, oh great, 692 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,320 Speaker 1: oh great, let's get out of here. I know I 693 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:23,680 Speaker 1: don't want to. 694 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,080 Speaker 2: I didn't want to throw any shade. I know it's 695 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,040 Speaker 2: hot in Florida, but there's like you're a little bit 696 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:31,520 Speaker 2: less intimidating in shorts. So anyway, that doesn't work. So 697 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,440 Speaker 2: he's getting desperate. He might have to try and wade 698 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,600 Speaker 2: it out, So he digs up some bottles that have 699 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:42,000 Speaker 2: been washed ashore, hoping there might be some drinking water inside. Yeah, 700 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,959 Speaker 2: and for food, he eats unripened fruit from some trees. 701 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:47,120 Speaker 6: This is. 702 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:52,880 Speaker 2: So we got stagnant water from some buried old plastic 703 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:57,520 Speaker 2: bottles and some and some unripened fruit. Then he decides 704 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,080 Speaker 2: he's just gonna make a break for it, and he's 705 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,400 Speaker 2: got a plan for this. He stuffed water bottles into 706 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,680 Speaker 2: a backpack to use as a floatation device, and he 707 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,720 Speaker 2: swims to short. 708 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,280 Speaker 3: Put him back. 709 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,480 Speaker 1: That's a long swim. 710 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,280 Speaker 2: It takes an hour, and because content is king, he's 711 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,480 Speaker 2: rolling film the whole time. 712 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, he's got to assume he's about to get caught. 713 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,800 Speaker 1: Even back on dry land. 714 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,120 Speaker 2: He's not safe though, because he's still on Disney property 715 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,880 Speaker 2: and cops are now swarming the area. He buries himself 716 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,160 Speaker 2: again in Dirton. 717 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,480 Speaker 1: Brush, but barely, as we've seen in the video, because 718 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:29,200 Speaker 1: other need is time but not but never both needs. 719 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,200 Speaker 2: At one point, he calls his girlfriend to tell her 720 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,960 Speaker 2: what's going on, only to find out that she has 721 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,360 Speaker 2: been detained and has been told she'll go to jail 722 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,960 Speaker 2: if her boyfriend doesn't turn himself in. 723 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,320 Speaker 1: Is that legal? I don't think that's true. You can't be. 724 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,120 Speaker 1: You can't go to jail for someone else's actions. 725 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,800 Speaker 2: Wait, we got another video, Len, What do. 726 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:54,080 Speaker 1: You mean they surrounded the van? They have you right now? 727 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:57,800 Speaker 6: Now, you see no way they have you you believe 728 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,080 Speaker 6: I can't believe it. You have no idea what I'm 729 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,480 Speaker 6: just saying. They're gonna take you to jail if I 730 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,760 Speaker 6: don't come out and turn myself in. 731 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,280 Speaker 1: How did they get you? 732 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,000 Speaker 6: You were driving through in the van and they hammed 733 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:09,399 Speaker 6: you up. 734 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,640 Speaker 1: Oh god, so he falls for it. You. I thought 735 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,520 Speaker 1: he was just playing that up for the camera. Creative. 736 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,160 Speaker 1: He takes anybody watching it go, well, that's not legal. 737 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,560 Speaker 1: You can't do that. He's talking to her on the phone. 738 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,560 Speaker 1: Oh god, they got you. Oh god, they said you're 739 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,520 Speaker 1: going to go to jail, Like he's saying it for 740 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,520 Speaker 1: the camera. I didn't hear her voice. I don't believe it. 741 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,000 Speaker 1: Oh you think that was Southern pirate. He knows, he 742 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,839 Speaker 1: knows how to entertained the guys, knows how to keep 743 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:33,319 Speaker 1: us on the home. 744 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,560 Speaker 2: So that was it. He's like, he can't let his 745 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,160 Speaker 2: lady go to jail. He's a he's a chivalrous man. 746 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,400 Speaker 2: He turns himself in. And there's body cam video of 747 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:40,799 Speaker 2: this too. 748 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:41,640 Speaker 1: What's going on here? 749 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:43,520 Speaker 6: Man? 750 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:48,040 Speaker 8: I've just moved down here and from where? Yeah, and 751 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,480 Speaker 8: I don't have a job anymore. Okay, you know there's 752 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,480 Speaker 8: easier ways to apply to work for Disney. 753 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:54,960 Speaker 1: I love that. 754 00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:00,360 Speaker 8: Okay, well, obviously, all all this attention is is because 755 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,040 Speaker 8: the area which you were is a restricted area. Okay, Oh, 756 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,200 Speaker 8: what's your local address? 757 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:10,800 Speaker 2: Fuck? 758 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,520 Speaker 1: I never thought they'd ask for details. 759 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,759 Speaker 2: He did not have an answer for re question. 760 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:21,120 Speaker 1: But he just sat there silently. I did not prepare. Again, 761 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,399 Speaker 1: I respect that Southern irrate. So basically what he. 762 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,800 Speaker 2: Did there, yeah, he played dumb. 763 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:26,600 Speaker 1: He just moved there. 764 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,920 Speaker 2: He didn't know there were cops looking for him, despite 765 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,520 Speaker 2: the helicopters and the boats and the gut armed people 766 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,600 Speaker 2: in shorts. No, he's oh sorry off. Basically it was 767 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,040 Speaker 2: the strategy of Matt who got caught in the abandon. 768 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,400 Speaker 1: It really is your only card. 769 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,960 Speaker 2: Oh, I did not notice the helicopter, so I'm new. 770 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,680 Speaker 1: Here's I didn't know that creepy Island was off limits, 771 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,600 Speaker 1: the one that's incredibly difficult to get to. 772 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,080 Speaker 2: So in the end, he pleads no contest to trespassing, 773 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,720 Speaker 2: pays one hundred dollars fine, and is banned for life. 774 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,160 Speaker 1: I mean, what does he care? I know our dollar fine. 775 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,280 Speaker 2: I feel like, if anything, Disney's over valuing the importance 776 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,920 Speaker 2: of being able to go to Disney where they're like, 777 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:03,799 Speaker 2: you are banned for life. 778 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,600 Speaker 1: So all of them are like, oh, I just find 779 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,160 Speaker 1: I could never go anywhere. I can't afford it. 780 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,000 Speaker 2: I sort of thought I would go to jail. But cool, Okay, 781 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,560 Speaker 2: this is way worse, sir. I can't go back to 782 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,280 Speaker 2: Disney World. 783 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,960 Speaker 1: Oh man, that's crazy. 784 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,000 Speaker 2: Lest this episode give you any ideas Rory Discovery Island 785 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:23,160 Speaker 2: is now under heavy surveillance, cameras, motion tractors, more fences. 786 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,040 Speaker 2: As for the future of the island, is me has 787 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,320 Speaker 2: no plans for his development. It may sit dormant for 788 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,640 Speaker 2: the rest of time until a hurricane finishes it off. 789 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,919 Speaker 2: But in the maintenance hall, and this is a piece 790 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,080 Speaker 2: of video we got from him, there's a whiteboard with 791 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,600 Speaker 2: the signature of every explorer who's been to the island, 792 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,800 Speaker 2: acting as a guestbook and showcasing seventeen years of history. 793 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,200 Speaker 2: Look closely at the lower right. 794 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:48,799 Speaker 1: Josh, Josh, Josh, you've been there? Did you draw the 795 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:49,920 Speaker 1: picture of the dick? 796 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:53,359 Speaker 2: Oh? 797 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,560 Speaker 1: I didn't even notice that. Look at that. Someone risked 798 00:36:55,560 --> 00:37:00,919 Speaker 1: it all just to write four twenty a dick. There 799 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,600 Speaker 1: is a dick. Oh man, that's kind of cool. 800 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is a real world post this in 801 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,960 Speaker 2: our socials. This is a real board. The last person 802 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,000 Speaker 2: to sign it was named Josh. 803 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:09,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go? 804 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,200 Speaker 2: Was it me? Yeah? 805 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,799 Speaker 1: Why did you stumble on this? Why did you want 806 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,759 Speaker 1: to talk about this today? I think we all know why? 807 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,600 Speaker 2: No, I don't know. I do know what you're talking about. 808 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:17,560 Speaker 2: I'm new here. 809 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,200 Speaker 1: That's great. I love that. 810 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,440 Speaker 2: All right. I hope I've inspired you to take up 811 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:23,920 Speaker 2: a new hobby. 812 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,720 Speaker 1: Rory, Yeah, urbeks urbek Skobel. 813 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,799 Speaker 2: But first, after the break, we'll play a game. 814 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,160 Speaker 1: This is Crimeless. 815 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:45,960 Speaker 2: Greetings, Crimeless Nation and Urbe's enthusiasts here for Disney Crimes. 816 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:53,920 Speaker 2: Welcome back to our final segment, which is Lane's game play. 817 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,520 Speaker 7: Thank you. We're not leaving Disneyland yet. 818 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,120 Speaker 1: I didn't think we would. 819 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:03,480 Speaker 7: We're gonna to celebrate some beloved Disney villains. Yes, I'm 820 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,000 Speaker 7: just gonna read you some Disney villain quotes. You need 821 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:06,879 Speaker 7: to tell me who said them? 822 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,800 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right. 823 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,799 Speaker 7: Any way you want poison them, drown them, bash them 824 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,600 Speaker 7: on the head, got mey chloroform? 825 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,880 Speaker 1: Who said that? I'm gonna go with cruel Deville. 826 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,920 Speaker 2: Oh that's a good guess can I name another Disney 827 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,600 Speaker 2: the same one? All right, I'm gonna go with RRI 828 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,040 Speaker 2: because I can't think of another one right now? 829 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,200 Speaker 7: It is Corilla Deville. 830 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:26,760 Speaker 2: Nice. 831 00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,160 Speaker 1: Yes, now, I'll get all the rest of them wrong. 832 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,520 Speaker 7: How about I'm surrounded by idiots? 833 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:38,840 Speaker 2: Oh uh? The wait? Who's the bad person in Beauty 834 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,480 Speaker 2: and the Beast. I'm gonna be terrible? 835 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:48,000 Speaker 1: Oh uh uh the French guy? We are really bad 836 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:52,400 Speaker 1: at Gaston. Wait? Are we on the same team? 837 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,040 Speaker 7: Yeah, it seems like you are. 838 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,919 Speaker 2: Now okay, well I need to be on the same team. 839 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go guess stone. 840 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,200 Speaker 7: Now it's Scar from the Lion King. 841 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,520 Speaker 1: Ah, the Lion. 842 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,000 Speaker 7: King, the King of the Alliance. All right, how about this? 843 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,320 Speaker 7: A woman doesn't know how powerful her voice is until 844 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,440 Speaker 7: it's been silenced. 845 00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:14,080 Speaker 1: That's gonna be Ursula. I like that? Yeah? What, I'm 846 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,200 Speaker 1: a Disney adult, dude, What do I know? Do I 847 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:16,600 Speaker 1: even know? 848 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,640 Speaker 7: My business is dead people? If I have no dead people, 849 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,040 Speaker 7: my business is dead people? 850 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:22,080 Speaker 3: No? 851 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,000 Speaker 2: Wait, what were the dead people in? I don't even 852 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,160 Speaker 2: know what Disney movie this could be. 853 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,680 Speaker 1: I don't know the name, but I want to go 854 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:34,200 Speaker 1: it's from like the Frog Princess, But I don't know 855 00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,520 Speaker 1: the bag. Is that a Disney movie? Is that right? 856 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:42,840 Speaker 7: No, it's it's hadies from Hercules, from business, dead people. 857 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,720 Speaker 7: It's not right for women to read. Soon she starts 858 00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,960 Speaker 7: getting ideas and thinking, is that from Frozen? 859 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,400 Speaker 1: Is that from the Republican Party? Wait? Is that a 860 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,200 Speaker 1: Disney movie? 861 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,640 Speaker 7: I'll give you a hint. Do you already you already 862 00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,440 Speaker 7: guessed this person? 863 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,560 Speaker 1: Oh, Gus Stone, yep, wow, guest. 864 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,960 Speaker 7: On from BB's all right, last one. I'll turn him 865 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,040 Speaker 7: into a fleet, a harmless little fleet, and then I'll 866 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,520 Speaker 7: put that fleet in a box, and I'll put that 867 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,160 Speaker 7: box inside another box, and I'll mail that box to myself, 868 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,360 Speaker 7: and when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer. 869 00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,799 Speaker 2: I like that plot a lot, but I don't have 870 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:21,480 Speaker 2: any villain has the power to turn people into other things. 871 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,919 Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean now I'm thinking the end 872 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,080 Speaker 1: when ja'far is kind of the genie. 873 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,200 Speaker 2: I guess that's our answer. 874 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,040 Speaker 1: That's not right. I don't know. I don't know. 875 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:34,680 Speaker 7: I think David Spade is the lead in this movie. 876 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:35,360 Speaker 7: Any hints? 877 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,520 Speaker 1: Does the help in the Disney movie? Yeah, I don't know. 878 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:39,280 Speaker 1: I have no. 879 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,279 Speaker 2: Idea what David Spade Disney. 880 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,919 Speaker 1: Movie is it is groove? 881 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:47,200 Speaker 7: David Spade is, Oh that's aisma, that's a deep cut. 882 00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:47,880 Speaker 1: I feel like it. 883 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,400 Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like this was a quiz for 884 00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:51,360 Speaker 2: much more. 885 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,359 Speaker 1: For us Disney heads. How many did we get? 886 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:55,600 Speaker 2: Right? 887 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:55,879 Speaker 1: Three? 888 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:56,919 Speaker 7: I think you got three. 889 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,480 Speaker 1: It's not bad. I mean, we're not Disney adults, but 890 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,640 Speaker 1: we're not Dine any children. 891 00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,040 Speaker 2: I've been drawing Dix on the board at Discovery Island. 892 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:07,960 Speaker 1: You're in your own space. 893 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,719 Speaker 2: Yeah all right, I think Rory, even though we are 894 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,080 Speaker 2: a team, you get all the points. 895 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,080 Speaker 1: I'll take captain ship. Yeah all right. 896 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,840 Speaker 2: Next week, if I'm not in jail for breaching Discovery 897 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:28,760 Speaker 2: Island yet again, We'll be back. Crimeless is a production 898 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,560 Speaker 2: of SmartLess Media, Campside Media, and Big Money Players in 899 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:36,680 Speaker 2: partnership with iHeart Podcasts. It's hosted by Rory Scovel and 900 00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:40,520 Speaker 2: me Josh Dean. Our senior producer is Lane Rose. Emma 901 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,840 Speaker 2: Simonov is our associate producer. This episode was written by 902 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,480 Speaker 2: Lane Rose and me Josh Deen. We're sound designed and 903 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,879 Speaker 2: engineered by Blake Brook with support from Ewan Letram Ewen. 904 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,520 Speaker 2: Mark McAdam composed our theme song. 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