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Speaker 1: Talk the nut.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they talk better than these are the radio blogs

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Speaker 2: on the Fred Show. It's like you're writing in our diaries,

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Speaker 2: except we say them a loud We call them blogs.

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Speaker 3: Calin, take it away.

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Speaker 4: Dear blog.

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Speaker 1: So I think I'm going to add pet sitter to

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Speaker 1: my LinkedIn.

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Speaker 4: You guys know I'm very active on LinkedIn. My resume

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Speaker 4: always like, yeah.

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Speaker 3: You're also a big petsitter girl.

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Speaker 1: I think I am a big petsitter girl. So you

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Speaker 1: guys will remember a couple was it months ago? I

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Speaker 1: don't know, times flying, I watched Miss kitty Baby, a

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Speaker 1: friend of the show's cat, and she just beat me

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Speaker 1: up daily. And this past weekend I watched one very

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Speaker 1: good older dog and one very naughty puppy. Okay, And

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Speaker 1: so I had of this. I thought, oh, you know,

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Speaker 1: same little song and dance. You know, I'll be told

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Speaker 1: where the food is, where this is, what to do.

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Speaker 1: But the day before I received a pages long collaborative note.

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Speaker 1: And you know on the iPhone how you could do

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Speaker 1: this with a title Kaylin and the dogs Apple titled

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Speaker 1: and sections for each dog you know where I can

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Speaker 1: find certain things.

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Speaker 4: And at the bottom I noticed.

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Speaker 1: There was a behavioral section where I was to write

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Speaker 1: down anything I noticed.

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Speaker 2: Can I see the Oh yeah, let me see the note,

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Speaker 2: Yeah I did. I would just like to see it

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Speaker 2: for the first I want to share my observation seeing

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Speaker 2: this note for the first time, like how I would

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Speaker 2: feel if Okay, Kaylen and the dogs okay, lock box, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's how we get in.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's not say the Cokay.

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Speaker 2: So one's name is Weller. Don't let him jump on

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Speaker 2: you go down to him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so picture me because I'm a good listener on

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Speaker 1: all fours, Like I can't let you jump on me.

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Speaker 1: I'm a rule follower when it comes to like other

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Speaker 1: people's babies.

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Speaker 3: Had you never met these dogs before?

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Speaker 1: No, I know these dogs well, which is why it's

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Speaker 1: even funnier than I got a multiple.

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Speaker 2: This looks like a person who's never seen a dog

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Speaker 2: in her life.

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Speaker 3: What is the dog?

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Speaker 1: The reason the reason I was like, out, let me

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Speaker 1: watch them is because I know them, probably the best

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Speaker 1: other than him the owner.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, so this is a This is a

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Speaker 2: note that Cannon was given. When you want to let

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Speaker 2: him outside, ask him to sit and wait before you

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Speaker 2: even open the door.

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Speaker 3: He'll do it. He'll he'll do it good, and he didn't.

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Speaker 3: He's really naughty, and then asked.

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Speaker 2: Him to wait again. After you open, go outside and

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Speaker 2: make sure the gates are shut. Ask him to wait again.

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Speaker 2: If he already isn't, then when you're ready tell him.

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Speaker 2: Quote good boy, go ahead, end quote. Oh yeah, No,

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Speaker 2: he eats in the morning between six and nine. Here's another.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Greek yogurt spoonful.

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Speaker 1: Maybe if he's good, he's good, doubtful and princess he's

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Speaker 1: never got never got Greek.

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Speaker 3: God. There's the happital words in here, lowercase words.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: If you want to walk him weller has the thicker harness.

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Speaker 3: Alicias are attached the label.

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Speaker 4: I've been on many a watch line.

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Speaker 2: God, he's obsessed with looking at windows, blinds closed. Help

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Speaker 2: a little, don't be afraid to get a little mad

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Speaker 2: at him. They get water each meal. Oh my god, motivate.

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Speaker 2: So we haven't even gotten to Willie yet.

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Speaker 4: No, she just vibes, as it says in the note.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, well, he just texted, so he's listening to

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Speaker 2: this apparently, Hey, good morning. Sorry, Wow, that's a picture

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Speaker 2: of his no notes not I'm just kidding. Yeah, let

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Speaker 2: me open this up.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know. I didn't. Why is there an attachment

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Speaker 3: anxiety with him holding your phone? As I'm not doing

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Speaker 3: anything that I shouldn't be doing.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I don't have anything to hide.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 4: Then he also gave me.

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Speaker 1: His mom's number, his sister's number, and a friend's number

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Speaker 1: in case of emergency.

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Speaker 3: You guys, well, not that sweet. I wasn't going to

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Speaker 3: read the last line. I'll leave that to you.

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Speaker 4: He wasn't going off to war though, he was just

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Speaker 4: in Vegas with a working phone. But yeah, it was.

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Speaker 4: It was quite the adventure trying to follow all those rules.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 4: And I did write behavioral notes, you know, in Kaylen fashion.

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Speaker 1: I made them a little sarcastic and funny.

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Speaker 3: I hope there was a full report for him.

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Speaker 1: There was, I mean, weller ate a burrito he found

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Speaker 1: off the street. Night one, I caught him with a

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Speaker 1: condom that he had unwrapped himself and was just holding.

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Speaker 3: He was ready.

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Speaker 4: I had to give him the sex talk.

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Speaker 1: And then his sister reminded me he doesn't have his kahonis,

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Speaker 1: so he can't have sex to you know, to where

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Speaker 1: he would need one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's he's.

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Speaker 3: This the same little freaky dog from the Tangent.

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Speaker 4: This is the same freaky dog.

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Speaker 1: He also eats like poop and throw up though, So

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't, you know, hold too much.

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Speaker 3: Weight if you know, you know about the freaking dogs.

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Speaker 3: He had a freaky dog.

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Speaker 4: I watched seven.

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Speaker 1: I watched seven, seven hundred and sixteen steps in one

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Speaker 1: walk alone, just because I was trying to tire this

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Speaker 1: dog up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it didn't work.

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Speaker 2: There's that's a very complete instruction manual. Like my mom

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Speaker 2: has a laminated thing for the dogs when she leaves,

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Speaker 2: and she's very specific, but it's only one page. Unwhelm

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Speaker 2: you know. It's they eat turkey. My mom serves them

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Speaker 2: turkey burgers for dinner with green beans, but they have

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Speaker 2: to be grilled because they prefer. My mom will tell

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Speaker 2: you that the dogs prefer the grilled taste, prefer they

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Speaker 2: prefer the grill.

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Speaker 3: And I kid you not.

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Speaker 2: She goes to you know, Sam's Club, Costco whatever, and

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Speaker 2: probably monthly, and she buys like sixty these things at

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Speaker 2: a time, and it doesn't matter if it's one hundred

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Speaker 2: and twenty degrees in Arizona. She goes outside and she

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Speaker 2: grills like sixty these things at a time and then

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Speaker 2: individually bags them and freezes them and so they and

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Speaker 2: they have to be warmed up a little, like they

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Speaker 2: can't because she'll move them from the freezer the refrigerator

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Speaker 2: so they're thawed, but then they have to go in

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Speaker 2: the microwave. And I want to say, it's like twenty

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Speaker 2: four seconds, Like it's not thirty, it's not seventeen, it's

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Speaker 2: like twenty. It has to be and because apparently they

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Speaker 2: won't Apparently dogs won't eat food unless it's properly seasoned

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Speaker 2: and cooked.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Wow, shout out to the type A dog owners, your

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Speaker 1: pet owners, because y'all are real.

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Speaker 2: I could never I've also seen one of these dogs

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Speaker 2: eat trash, so I feel quite confident that he will

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Speaker 2: eat whatever's in front of him. But anyway, so yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: well I appreciate the thoughtfulness.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I I do well with direction, but

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Speaker 1: I mean I barely got through the note.

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Speaker 4: It's longer than the cheesecake factory medium.

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Speaker 2: There's an ad in there too for a jeweler right

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Speaker 2: right in the middle of the note, just like the

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Speaker 2: cheesecake factory. All right, well, everything's did you get like

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Speaker 2: a good grade?

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Speaker 3: Is he back?

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Speaker 4: He's back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: He came back in the middle of the night, though, so.

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Speaker 3: So you're not sure if everything is up to standard.

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Speaker 4: He did let me know that one of the dogs

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Speaker 4: threw up their dinner.

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Speaker 3: In the middle of the night, and I won the

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Speaker 3: right temperature just.

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Speaker 4: In time for you to clean it up. I'm back

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Speaker 4: to work.

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Speaker 3: I saw it last night. That's actually been there for

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Speaker 3: a couple of days. I'm not doing it.