WEBVTT - Episode 149: White Boying with Ralph Sutton 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:05.400 Let's all right, y'all, what's good. It's Antelo Ye. I'm G. G. 0:00:05.559 --> 0:00:09.200 MacGuire and we are revisiting with one of our former 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:11.320 guests who was here super early on when we were 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:14.120 doing this service. Ralph Setting is here. Thanks for having 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:18.759 me back. Yes, sex Chiro. He has his own podcast too, 0:00:19.000 --> 0:00:21.640 and your columnists and I was reading some of your articles. 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:24.520 But we'll get into that in a second. But first 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:26.040 of all, we want to thank you for coming. Let's 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:30.160 have a toast to that. It's Friday here here. Thanks 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:33.440 for the tequila lady, Yeah, no problem, Quia Friday. Now 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:34.720 I want to start it? Should we start up with 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:36.800 the surprise that should we get to it later? In 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:38.560 such a good mood, why wouldn't you start with that? 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:41.120 But wait, it's Friday at thirteenth? Ya didn't say that 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:44.879 It is Friday thirteen, right, Well, in case you don't 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:47.479 listen on Friday, it could be any day. We are 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:50.000 recording this on Friday that thirteen. Some of the topics 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:52.159 will be from today. Are you scared of Friday that 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:55.880 thirteenth or something. I'm born on the thirteen, so that's 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:58.280 my lucky day, I always say, and my birthday is 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:01.000 January third, which is thirteen. That's funny. My mom was 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:06.960 born on the thirteenth. Really, he's a lucky number like ya. 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:10.800 And Friday, that thirteenth is always good because that means 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:13.040 that you get paid on that Friday, because the fifteenth 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:14.880 will be on a Sunday, so we get paid on 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:21.360 the fifteen. And yes, I got paid today pizza for everybody. 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:25.760 Does that mean that you won't get paid till the 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:28.760 following week? We get paid on Monday, yet get paid 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:31.120 on Monday. But yeah, So Friday the thirteenth has always 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:33.640 been good for me because I get paid early if 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:37.039 that matters the day, Like I said, yes, so tell 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:39.920 us our motherfucker is surpride, you know what. I actually 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:43.440 kind of like suspense. So I wan on the couch 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:45.240 on the edge of the couch. You looked like you're 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:47.760 leaning back. I was just telling them that so they 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:50.320 could think that. Thanks. And now I wanted to talk 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:52.640 to Ralph about this show. And I see what you 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:54.400 guys think about it on Lifetime right. I think it's 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:57.560 like the seventh season and it's called Married at First Sight. 0:01:57.800 --> 0:01:59.240 Have you heard of this? I've heard of it because 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:02.919 my producers are tessed with all those ridiculous dating shows, 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:06.640 the ninety Day Fiances and other one, and Mary at 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:08.600 first that she loves all of those shows. Now tell 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:10.119 me what you think about this and if you would 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:13.080 try this right or if you is this romantic or 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:15.320 is this stupid? So the point of the show is 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:18.000 couples get married and then but they've never met the 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:19.840 person before, so they have people that like do all 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:22.040 these this event. It's kind of like an arrange marriage. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:26.119 There's a vetting process. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're they're arranged 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:29.840 by professionals, right, and they go by like their personalities 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:32.040 and their likes and dislikes, and they like come like 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:34.600 put them together as if they're compatible. And then after 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:36.520 eight weeks, the show follows you for like the first 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:38.360 eight weeks of your marriage because you haven't met this person. 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:41.600 You're literally meeting on the altar. Yes, that's awesome. And 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:44.280 then for weeks they follow you, and then at the 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:45.880 end of that you can either stay together, I get 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:52.560 to get divorced after Well, what do you think about that? 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:54.640 I think that it's a sad statement of what we 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:57.000 live in this reality show world that everyone will do 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:59.520 anything just to get on television. But these are people 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:02.079 that have tried to be in relationships and it hasn't 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:04.800 worked out. It's kind of it is really an arranged marriage. 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:07.800 But I guarantee you if if the cameras were not involved, 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:10.240 the people that are doing it would not be doing it. 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:15.000 But arranged marriages last sometimes longer than you know regularly 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:17.520 because they don't know if they can get out of it. 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:20.200 It's like saying Colts laughed. You know, you know, but 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:22.840 you know what. My cousin it was in an arranged 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:26.200 marriage then she was sixteen. That half of my family's Muslims. 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:29.320 So but they're still together. They have a lot of kids. 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:31.840 I stopped counting after six. And they love each other. 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:35.480 They love each other. I love a match, a professional matchmaker, 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:41.120 match me have you. I don't know about like to marry, 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:43.560 like to just marry at first sight. Like I think 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:46.000 that's a little bit extreme. I agree with I think, 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.120 what's the every dage of the contestants or whatever you're in? 0:03:51.040 --> 0:04:00.080 What the fun if you don't slide in somebody in 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:01.600 a thirty seven or something like that. That's why I 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:03.480 really feel it. It's for the for the fame. It's 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:09.800 not one couple stay married out of how many? Oh 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:13.560 so it's the whole they follow you they it's one 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:16.440 couple per season, it's three couples per season. Three couples. Okay, 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:19.120 so all these seasons, how many motherfuckers I don't know together? 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:20.680 I don't know that I want to live about one 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:23.359 per season. I've seen the season where one couple stays together. 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:27.920 That's better than the statistics of marriage that general. On 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:31.719 all those ridiculous marrying dainty shows, whether it's The Bacheloretta 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:34.080 or whatever, I'd love to know with the overall averages 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:36.400 for how many of them stay. What if they had 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.080 a show where you just had to have they hook 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:39.799 you up to have sex for a night with somebody 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:47.160 whoa island having sex? Though? Aren't they some of them? Yeah, 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:48.839 but some of them weak? If they had like a 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:51.000 one night stand show where it's like they're going to 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:53.279 hook you up with the perfect one become but was 0:04:53.320 --> 0:05:02.479 the flavor? Flav slept with almost every one of those. 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:05.280 But they all sleep with everybody on there, And don't 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:07.479 they say opposite the track? So what do you mean 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:11.560 a professional matches up their personalities? Like that's weird to 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:13.719 me because maybe it's what you're looking for or what 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:16.160 you don't watch a millionaire matchmaker? I don't be believing 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:20.480 that bit, I think. Okay, I used to watch I 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:23.320 used to watch it faithfully. I tried a matchmaker once. 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:26.320 I've been single for a long time and it did 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:29.560 not like everyone, and it was they're expensive and it 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:33.000 just it was awful every She showed me three people 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:35.560 and I hated all of them and I canceled the contract. 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:37.760 Was a queer eye for the straight guy? Was that 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:40.960 your matchmaker? You know? I was on that show? Right, 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:46.479 They're just mentioning it because I'm so damn cute, you know. 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:49.000 When I even that they did that, that was a nonsense. 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:52.039 That was actually my friend. I did not know at all, 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:54.599 but they set me up with her and she was 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:57.200 supposed to be, like, not a stripper. To the time, 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:59.359 I was a strip club DJ. And you like strippers 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:01.880 and let me it's a it's a weird thing because like, 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:05.080 if I'm sure in whatever other than this job, what 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:08.320 other job you have, you tend to gravitate towards people 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:11.400 that work around you, people date in the office. That's 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:14.120 what I worked at a strip club five days a week. 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:16.360 Who else, am I going to date the bouncer under 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:18.679 the date the girl? But they were supposed to introduce 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:21.800 you to this like wholesome, normal, nice girl, and we're 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:23.839 still friends to this day. But at the time she 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:27.599 had a cocaine problem. She like would show up crazy high, 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:31.400 and she was a lunatic. Yeah that's true, but it 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:33.480 just shows you that just because the girl is a 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:35.880 stripper doesn't mean she's a bad person. You know, I 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:38.360 don't understand why that was considered. Oh my god, we 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:41.279 gotta introduce her to him, to a real woman. Well, 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:42.919 you know what, I'm glad you said that because you 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:46.640 actually did an article about how you can date a princess. Yes, 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.039 tell us how who these are? Because Z is a 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:54.200 former stripper. Okay, alright, good, Yeah, I'd love to hear 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:57.680 your take on how close I am to being right. Okay, so, um, 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:00.000 I'm sure you remember your I don't remember my own article. 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:03.240 Step I have verbal diarrhea all the time. If this 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:06.039 is too don't be a customer, he said, don't get dances. 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:07.640 Don't go and go to the v I P room 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:09.800 for and maybe so'll touch it kind of dance. Once 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:12.239 you become a dalla sign you'll forever be a dallar sign, 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.040 buy or a drink. Tell you're on winding from a 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:16.040 rough day at work, but don't get a dance. Be 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:19.520 flirty and friendly. Wait, what is this scenario? The scenario 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:22.480 you're trying to data princess. If you go to a 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:26.320 strip club and you immediately start spending money on dances, 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:29.280 the girl sees you as a customer, and why would 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:32.240 you ruin that relationship with taking them out to dating? 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:34.640 Because the whole idea of strip clubs is the fantasy 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:37.200 and the allure of maybe getting that girl to like 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:39.440 you now. So you say it, don't spend money at all, 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:41.600 or don't spend allow saying take her out to get 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:44.840 buy your drinks, be sociable. But if you're spending money 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:49.160 on dances, you are, And why would a girl ruin 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:53.280 that relationship? Especially it's hard enough to become to find 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:55.680 customers these days, so why would you give that up? 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:59.000 That's true, but you also want her to know you're interested, 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:01.880 and you don't want her to think that. Um Like, 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:03.960 it's like if you can't look out for me, why 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:07.840 you know I'm working, but why would I want to night? 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:09.240 But that's why I said that, that's why I had 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:16.400 to make that head of yourself go on a slow night, 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:18.480 and she's saying the same thing. Yeah, because it's like, 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:20.040 I'm not going to spend my time with you hanging 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:21.640 that we're not gonna be making money if you're not 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:24.640 going to get the worst thing going a busy night, 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:26.320 but find out when she's going to be there on 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:28.280 a slow night and then show up on a slow night. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:33.160 Didn't work on okay, but now something I listen to 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:35.240 slow nice be the ones that listen. That's why you 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:37.280 might be the ones that creep up on you, snatch 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:40.960 somebody and turn into yeah. Because it only take one 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:43.920 and only take one guy to like really bless your night. 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:46.520 You know, there's a you can, you can, you can 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:49.959 you know, get a collaborative tip from the room, right, 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:51.679 But then there can be one guy that will give 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:54.440 you more than anything you make everybody collectively, right, So 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.200 it only takes that one guy, and a lot of 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:58.320 times guys that want to spend that amount of money 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:00.000 don't want to be in the spotlight, so they will 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.440 come and do it on a slow night. Alright. Step three, 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:05.679 don't be touchy philly or a complimentary, don't put your 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:07.240 hand on her lap, don't play with her hair, don't 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:09.560 tell her she's gorgeous. This can work, wonders, But in 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:11.240 a strip club where a girl is used to being 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:13.160 groped and told how beautiful she is all night yet 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:15.840 doesn't so go against your male instincts and just take 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:18.040 a step back. If she's sitting with you, getting up 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:20.000 to give dances and comes back to you, or especially 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:21.720 she comes back to you after she goes on stage, 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:24.880 then you are halfway there. That's true. Bam, you're doing good, 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:29.000 but he's seen it all. One time, the girl I 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.520 used to date was ten years ago, was the dancer 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:34.080 and at the she was working one night I wasn't. 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:37.400 She came home the guy gave her a blank check, 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:41.600 signed and gave her a blank check. And the question is, well, 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:44.040 what do you put down? Because if you put down 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:47.440 too much you could bounce and you get nothing. And 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:49.800 it's but too little, you're gonna be piste off. All right, 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:53.480 Hold up, what would you put? It depends on had 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:55.200 a lot of money, what would you put in that 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:57.840 blank check? I would have to assess the like, why 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.120 did he get? Like? What was this scenario? Like I 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:03.360 don't like, I don't I know that he was her 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:05.800 only that night. I can tell you that it would 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:08.280 definitely be somewhere in the thousands. I wouldn't put hundreds 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:10.640 and that's funny, but okay, so give us a number. 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:13.040 You have this blame check. What are you gonna put? See? 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:15.680 It all depends on like who this guy is and 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:19.240 with the conversation said, and how much money I think 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:21.200 that he has, Like, I'm not gonna put ten thousand 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:22.679 dollars on a check, and I think the ten that's 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:25.280 the number I was puking down. Yet more than that, Yeah, 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:28.640 I think I think for ten. Anything over ten. Usually 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:30.959 anything ten and above gets flagged alot and looked at 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:33.600 at a bank, you know, I think. So I said 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:36.320 to her, what would you normally have made if it 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:38.920 was a regular night and you were sitting with the guy, 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:43.600 and she said, probably, like grand I started to put five. 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:48.480 Would that's a minimum I would have? She was upset 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:50.520 that I should have put that, But you would have 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:53.199 been happy, you know, you made five, which is double 0:10:53.280 --> 0:11:00.520 what you would have made. Just be happy. Ship there 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:06.760 like nive and just played a safe because like nine, Okay, 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:11.520 Nina naa. Alright, here's another step, so you can date 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:14.520 a phole princess. Um ask her out. Okay, So at 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:16.600 this point, she's hopefully been on stage and came back 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:18.400 to you. You've had a few laughs, you've had a 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:21.319 decent conversation. Keep in mind, it isn't a guy to 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.760 always picking up a stripper. If you didn't get this far, 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.720 just move on to the next girl. There's twenty girls 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:27.040 in the club. One of them is going to find 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:32.600 you adorable. So he said, have something fun planned already, Like, listen, 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:34.480 I'm gonna go see this great comedian next week. I 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:36.720 loved for you to come with you with me. What's 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:40.600 your favorite food? Da da da da? Yeah. The asking 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:44.360 her out is cool, um, but it has to be 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:46.600 something that she would want to do and miss night 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:48.640 work right, was like what I tell guys to do 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:50.720 this a lot. By the way, is that there's so 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.160 many great shows that film in New York where the 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:56.000 tickets are free. But if I told you, I don't 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.120 tell you I got tickets for free, and I say, hey, 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:01.160 someone give me tickets to see Jimmy Kimo next Friday, 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:03.280 you know I'm gonna go. You know, would you want 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:04.720 to a lot of people like, oh my first one 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:07.360 makes seem like you're you're cooler than you are. And 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:11.280 the tickets called zero dollars for date, so that way, Yeah, 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:15.200 that's anything that's that's like seems non threatening or or 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:17.840 easy going to the to the beginning and always send 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:23.600 the uber. Oh yeah, that's a nice n okay. Step 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:27.000 five asking for the number. Now, this is a tricky situation. 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:30.240 She's asked this all night, so she asked for your number. 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:32.920 Chances are you aren't getting a call. That's a fact. 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.960 Someone which is given be your number email Facebook also 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:38.400 probably not good. All right. So the best case scenario 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:40.800 is she's effort and you doubt her on the spot. 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:45.720 You guys tale on text text and say, let me 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:47.800 make sure my number comes up on your phone because 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:50.600 it sometimes comes up private for some reason. Things like that, 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:54.320 just to know or send us that figuring out as 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:56.360 you could save me something, to make sure it's real 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:58.520 and not that they're bullshitting you. All right, So these 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:00.959 are all real. She's this is a pretty good guy. 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:02.800 That's a pretty good day. I feel like if we 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:04.080 were in a club together, I would have already had 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:08.839 her number. Whoa this pretty much works for people. Stuff 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.040 for all the guys out here listening, um. And also 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:14.280 when you go on the date, be decisive, pick the places, 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:16.600 pick her up, be super cordial, and do not expect 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:19.160 to get late on the first night. Please don't. Then 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:21.960 you're just a creep from this. And it's thanks to 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:23.640 the women that the woman that we all know, Lanny, 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:27.520 I've met a lot of adult entertainers, porn stars and stuff, 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:29.440 and I've gone on a lot of dates with porn stars. 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:32.120 Never once have I tried to do anything on the 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:35.120 first date because every guy in the world is trying 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:37.600 to do that. Every guy her she's a porn star, 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:39.920 she must put out on the first day, right you said, 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:41.959 you have to realize she's expecting you to think she's 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:43.840 a stripper until you're gonna get late. If you go 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:46.040 the gentleman route, you have a much better chance of 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:53.000 making this payoff tenfold in the long Ye gotter listen up. 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:55.240 But if you do get in a relationship with like 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:58.800 someone that's a dancer, or have you ever tried because 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:01.480 you have dated at love me so you never tried 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:03.880 to be like you know what, that's enough, hang it up. 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:06.040 If look The thing is is, if you're telling a 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:07.920 girl to hang it up, then you better be the 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:10.000 one that's going to be making up the difference of 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:12.520 her income. If you're not doing that, then I think 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:14.679 it's a weird statement. You met her at a script 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:16.560 club and now you have a problem with it. Why 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:18.160 wasn't it a problem when you first met up. That's 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:19.960 like telling me I don't want you doing radio anymore. 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.920 Hang it up, it's a job. It's a different you 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:26.560 met me doing radio if you're doing something illegal that 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:28.200 I met you, but I didn't know that. That's how 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:29.640 I met you. You know what I mean? That would 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.520 be different from me. I don't want to the girl's 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:33.520 a drug dealer or something like that, and I find 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:35.520 out after the fact that would not sit right. But 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:38.120 we tell our drug dealer boyfriends to hang it up. Wait, 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:40.280 is she giving you some of the drugs. I'm a 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:44.880 very clean When we tell our drug dealer boyfriend, okay, 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.600 that's enough, hang it up? Are you? Tasha? How? You 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.040 know what I think? After a while, you got to 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:51.760 try to help them out unless you want them to 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:53.800 be in jail. Yeah, that's what it is. I don't know. 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:56.960 It's funny on a str on my podcast. So I 0:14:57.000 --> 0:14:59.720 don't do any drugs, but once every month or so 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:02.960 I try a drug on the air just to see 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:08.040 how it feels. No like what UM did, Edible did mushrooms, 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:10.240 and did molly, So what's your favorite? Hated them all? 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:13.840 Oh my god, how did this shrooms go for you? 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:16.400 Because I well, I remember I didn't watch the video 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:17.560 back because I didn't want to see it, but I 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:19.960 know I was drooling. I don't really know what I said, 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:23.040 and I didn't listen back. I want to try shrooms. 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:24.760 We're gonna come on the show and try a drug? 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:27.320 Yeah for sure. Yeah, I gotta be shrooms because I 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:30.080 never tried to. How long today kick if? We took 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:32.520 it about forty minutes before the show, So kicked in 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:35.080 about twenty minutes into the show. The only thing is 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.160 that I said, you got to be in a good mood. Yeah, 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:38.680 I did it right the mushrooms to girl I was 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:41.400 dating the time I had her hanging out like place 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:43.800 was all clean, everything was just like in the right mood. Yeah. 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:45.760 You have to be in a comfortable space around people 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:48.120 you're comfortable around, and you have to be in a 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.960 good mood. So are you sure you want to like record, 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:53.600 because first of all, we've done like three episodes in 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:55.800 one day and I've just been drunk and like the 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.080 trouble episode and I just was over it. I'm like, 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:01.320 all right, I'm drunk. So the first time we did Molly, 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:03.240 we all think that it wasn't Molly, that it was 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:05.240 something else, like they think it was Crystal math. I 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:07.200 don't know what it was, but I don't know what. 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:09.520 I think that was weird that we were all up 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:14.600 for like two days and pacing it's not what Molly whatever. 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:17.800 It did not go over well for anybody. So then 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:20.840 we tried it again recently. This time we bought a 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:23.080 little drug tester and we saw that it was like 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:25.880 almost pure m D M A Molly. And then we 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:29.240 tried it and my producer which she made the mistake 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:32.360 of doing it also, which I'm okay with, but ten 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:35.080 minutes into the show, she just couldn't produce the show anymore. 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:37.320 She's like, I don't know what to push, and then 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:39.000 we had to bring something. We ended up stopping the 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:42.680 show early because nobody could continue. Wait, I don't know 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:45.040 if I want to play this game where you about 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:54.520 a drug tester, someone someone I can get them for you. Okay, oh, 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:58.600 great job, Angelie. You incriminating yourself. Why I'm telling it? 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:03.160 How much is it? I don't know? All right, moving 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:06.040 right along now, Ralph, I want to ask you this, 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:09.919 what looks bad naked? I was reading this article. Shut up, 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:13.280 I'm talking about foo when it comes to women. Because listen, 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:15.080 in our heads, right we think a guy is just 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:17.040 so excited to be getting laid that it doesn't really 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:20.080 matter what you look like. They're happy. But I was 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:22.480 reading about this woman and she lost like two hunch 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:24.800 of something pounds, and you know how the skin just 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:26.680 kind of hang. So you're happy you lost the way, 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:28.880 but you look terrible because with the skin hanging down 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:32.200 without the skin tightening procedure, you know, she's embarrassed to 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:35.680 take her clothes off. So I'm wondering what looks bad 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:38.639 naked to a man like I know, we're supposed to 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:41.560 think that no matter what, you're just happy that we're 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:43.359 here and we're naked. But I'm sure there's things that 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:45.320 are talking for me. Which is weird is that I 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:48.120 for for me, I have a delusional sense of grandeur 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:50.720 in that I swing for the fences, like I try 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:53.320 to get girls way out of my league all the time. 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:55.840 I seldom will sleep with the girl unless I find 0:17:55.840 --> 0:17:58.320 her crazy attractive, right. I know a lot of the 0:17:58.320 --> 0:17:59.840 guys on my net, on the network that we have, 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:02.800 they just want to get laid. I would rather not 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:05.840 get laid than not be happy with the person I'm with. 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:08.120 And that's either it could be if it's just physical, 0:18:08.280 --> 0:18:10.040 because a lot of times that I don't care about 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:13.120 other anything other than just having sex, then I don't 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:15.160 care who you are as a person, you know. But 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:17.560 if it's going to be more than that, I think 0:18:17.560 --> 0:18:22.000 all guys have this internal formula of the less hot, 0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:24.240 the more cool she better be, you know what I mean. 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:26.280 And the more hot, the more you're willing to deal 0:18:26.359 --> 0:18:29.919 with whatever idiot sees. You know. I briefly dated a 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:32.200 girl that was a flat out racist because she was gorgeous, 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:34.359 but I couldn't deal with it anymore. What do you 0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:37.560 mean by if you first you hated Jews and I'm Jewish, 0:18:37.560 --> 0:18:42.760 which is um? I just you make concessions. Most guys 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:44.720 will do this. They're lying to you if they say 0:18:44.760 --> 0:18:48.160 they don't. If they're crazy into a girl physically, they're 0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:51.480 willing to give up certain things mentally. I could imagine 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:55.440 dating somebody who you got to make it embarrassing. I 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:58.720 wouldn't bring her around people, you know, it's just like 0:18:58.720 --> 0:19:02.560 ten years ago, but she definitely would. Curious. What she 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:04.359 said to me once is so stupid that she thinks 0:19:04.400 --> 0:19:08.320