Speaker 1: Let's all right, y'all, what's good. It's Antelo Ye. I'm G. G.
Speaker 1: MacGuire and we are revisiting with one of our former
Speaker 1: guests who was here super early on when we were
Speaker 1: doing this service. Ralph Setting is here. Thanks for having
Speaker 1: me back. Yes, sex Chiro. He has his own podcast too,
Speaker 1: and your columnists and I was reading some of your articles.
Speaker 1: But we'll get into that in a second. But first
Speaker 1: of all, we want to thank you for coming. Let's
Speaker 1: have a toast to that. It's Friday here here. Thanks
Speaker 1: for the tequila lady, Yeah, no problem, Quia Friday. Now
Speaker 1: I want to start it? Should we start up with
Speaker 1: the surprise that should we get to it later? In
Speaker 1: such a good mood, why wouldn't you start with that?
Speaker 1: But wait, it's Friday at thirteenth? Ya didn't say that
Speaker 1: It is Friday thirteen, right, Well, in case you don't
Speaker 1: listen on Friday, it could be any day. We are
Speaker 1: recording this on Friday that thirteen. Some of the topics
Speaker 1: will be from today. Are you scared of Friday that
Speaker 1: thirteenth or something. I'm born on the thirteen, so that's
Speaker 1: my lucky day, I always say, and my birthday is
Speaker 1: January third, which is thirteen. That's funny. My mom was
Speaker 1: born on the thirteenth. Really, he's a lucky number like ya.
Speaker 1: And Friday, that thirteenth is always good because that means
Speaker 1: that you get paid on that Friday, because the fifteenth
Speaker 1: will be on a Sunday, so we get paid on
Speaker 1: the fifteen. And yes, I got paid today pizza for everybody.
Speaker 1: Does that mean that you won't get paid till the
Speaker 1: following week? We get paid on Monday, yet get paid
Speaker 1: on Monday. But yeah, So Friday the thirteenth has always
Speaker 1: been good for me because I get paid early if
Speaker 1: that matters the day, Like I said, yes, so tell
Speaker 1: us our motherfucker is surpride, you know what. I actually
Speaker 1: kind of like suspense. So I wan on the couch
Speaker 1: on the edge of the couch. You looked like you're
Speaker 1: leaning back. I was just telling them that so they
Speaker 1: could think that. Thanks. And now I wanted to talk
Speaker 1: to Ralph about this show. And I see what you
Speaker 1: guys think about it on Lifetime right. I think it's
Speaker 1: like the seventh season and it's called Married at First Sight.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of this? I've heard of it because
Speaker 1: my producers are tessed with all those ridiculous dating shows,
Speaker 1: the ninety Day Fiances and other one, and Mary at
Speaker 1: first that she loves all of those shows. Now tell
Speaker 1: me what you think about this and if you would
Speaker 1: try this right or if you is this romantic or
Speaker 1: is this stupid? So the point of the show is
Speaker 1: couples get married and then but they've never met the
Speaker 1: person before, so they have people that like do all
Speaker 1: these this event. It's kind of like an arrange marriage.
Speaker 1: There's a vetting process. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're they're arranged
Speaker 1: by professionals, right, and they go by like their personalities
Speaker 1: and their likes and dislikes, and they like come like
Speaker 1: put them together as if they're compatible. And then after
Speaker 1: eight weeks, the show follows you for like the first
Speaker 1: eight weeks of your marriage because you haven't met this person.
Speaker 1: You're literally meeting on the altar. Yes, that's awesome. And
Speaker 1: then for weeks they follow you, and then at the
Speaker 1: end of that you can either stay together, I get
Speaker 1: to get divorced after Well, what do you think about that?
Speaker 1: I think that it's a sad statement of what we
Speaker 1: live in this reality show world that everyone will do
Speaker 1: anything just to get on television. But these are people
Speaker 1: that have tried to be in relationships and it hasn't
Speaker 1: worked out. It's kind of it is really an arranged marriage.
Speaker 1: But I guarantee you if if the cameras were not involved,
Speaker 1: the people that are doing it would not be doing it.
Speaker 1: But arranged marriages last sometimes longer than you know regularly
Speaker 1: because they don't know if they can get out of it.
Speaker 1: It's like saying Colts laughed. You know, you know, but
Speaker 1: you know what. My cousin it was in an arranged
Speaker 1: marriage then she was sixteen. That half of my family's Muslims.
Speaker 1: So but they're still together. They have a lot of kids.
Speaker 1: I stopped counting after six. And they love each other.
Speaker 1: They love each other. I love a match, a professional matchmaker,
Speaker 1: match me have you. I don't know about like to marry,
Speaker 1: like to just marry at first sight. Like I think
Speaker 1: that's a little bit extreme. I agree with I think,
Speaker 1: what's the every dage of the contestants or whatever you're in?
Speaker 1: What the fun if you don't slide in somebody in
Speaker 1: a thirty seven or something like that. That's why I
Speaker 1: really feel it. It's for the for the fame. It's
Speaker 1: not one couple stay married out of how many? Oh
Speaker 1: so it's the whole they follow you they it's one
Speaker 1: couple per season, it's three couples per season. Three couples. Okay,
Speaker 1: so all these seasons, how many motherfuckers I don't know together?
Speaker 1: I don't know that I want to live about one
Speaker 1: per season. I've seen the season where one couple stays together.
Speaker 1: That's better than the statistics of marriage that general. On
Speaker 1: all those ridiculous marrying dainty shows, whether it's The Bacheloretta
Speaker 1: or whatever, I'd love to know with the overall averages
Speaker 1: for how many of them stay. What if they had
Speaker 1: a show where you just had to have they hook
Speaker 1: you up to have sex for a night with somebody
Speaker 1: whoa island having sex? Though? Aren't they some of them? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but some of them weak? If they had like a
Speaker 1: one night stand show where it's like they're going to
Speaker 1: hook you up with the perfect one become but was
Speaker 1: the flavor? Flav slept with almost every one of those.
Speaker 1: But they all sleep with everybody on there, And don't
Speaker 1: they say opposite the track? So what do you mean
Speaker 1: a professional matches up their personalities? Like that's weird to
Speaker 1: me because maybe it's what you're looking for or what
Speaker 1: you don't watch a millionaire matchmaker? I don't be believing
Speaker 1: that bit, I think. Okay, I used to watch I
Speaker 1: used to watch it faithfully. I tried a matchmaker once.
Speaker 1: I've been single for a long time and it did
Speaker 1: not like everyone, and it was they're expensive and it
Speaker 1: just it was awful every She showed me three people
Speaker 1: and I hated all of them and I canceled the contract.
Speaker 1: Was a queer eye for the straight guy? Was that
Speaker 1: your matchmaker? You know? I was on that show? Right,
Speaker 1: They're just mentioning it because I'm so damn cute, you know.
Speaker 1: When I even that they did that, that was a nonsense.
Speaker 1: That was actually my friend. I did not know at all,
Speaker 1: but they set me up with her and she was
Speaker 1: supposed to be, like, not a stripper. To the time,
Speaker 1: I was a strip club DJ. And you like strippers
Speaker 1: and let me it's a it's a weird thing because like,
Speaker 1: if I'm sure in whatever other than this job, what
Speaker 1: other job you have, you tend to gravitate towards people
Speaker 1: that work around you, people date in the office. That's
Speaker 1: what I worked at a strip club five days a week.
Speaker 1: Who else, am I going to date the bouncer under
Speaker 1: the date the girl? But they were supposed to introduce
Speaker 1: you to this like wholesome, normal, nice girl, and we're
Speaker 1: still friends to this day. But at the time she
Speaker 1: had a cocaine problem. She like would show up crazy high,
Speaker 1: and she was a lunatic. Yeah that's true, but it
Speaker 1: just shows you that just because the girl is a
Speaker 1: stripper doesn't mean she's a bad person. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't understand why that was considered. Oh my god, we
Speaker 1: gotta introduce her to him, to a real woman. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm glad you said that because you
Speaker 1: actually did an article about how you can date a princess. Yes,
Speaker 1: tell us how who these are? Because Z is a
Speaker 1: former stripper. Okay, alright, good, Yeah, I'd love to hear
Speaker 1: your take on how close I am to being right. Okay, so, um,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you remember your I don't remember my own article.
Speaker 1: Step I have verbal diarrhea all the time. If this
Speaker 1: is too don't be a customer, he said, don't get dances.
Speaker 1: Don't go and go to the v I P room
Speaker 1: for and maybe so'll touch it kind of dance. Once
Speaker 1: you become a dalla sign you'll forever be a dallar sign,
Speaker 1: buy or a drink. Tell you're on winding from a
Speaker 1: rough day at work, but don't get a dance. Be
Speaker 1: flirty and friendly. Wait, what is this scenario? The scenario
Speaker 1: you're trying to data princess. If you go to a
Speaker 1: strip club and you immediately start spending money on dances,
Speaker 1: the girl sees you as a customer, and why would
Speaker 1: you ruin that relationship with taking them out to dating?
Speaker 1: Because the whole idea of strip clubs is the fantasy
Speaker 1: and the allure of maybe getting that girl to like
Speaker 1: you now. So you say it, don't spend money at all,
Speaker 1: or don't spend allow saying take her out to get
Speaker 1: buy your drinks, be sociable. But if you're spending money
Speaker 1: on dances, you are, And why would a girl ruin
Speaker 1: that relationship? Especially it's hard enough to become to find
Speaker 1: customers these days, so why would you give that up?
Speaker 1: That's true, but you also want her to know you're interested,
Speaker 1: and you don't want her to think that. Um Like,
Speaker 1: it's like if you can't look out for me, why
Speaker 1: you know I'm working, but why would I want to night?
Speaker 1: But that's why I said that, that's why I had
Speaker 1: to make that head of yourself go on a slow night,
Speaker 1: and she's saying the same thing. Yeah, because it's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to spend my time with you hanging
Speaker 1: that we're not gonna be making money if you're not
Speaker 1: going to get the worst thing going a busy night,
Speaker 1: but find out when she's going to be there on
Speaker 1: a slow night and then show up on a slow night.
Speaker 1: Didn't work on okay, but now something I listen to
Speaker 1: slow nice be the ones that listen. That's why you
Speaker 1: might be the ones that creep up on you, snatch
Speaker 1: somebody and turn into yeah. Because it only take one
Speaker 1: and only take one guy to like really bless your night.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a you can, you can, you can
Speaker 1: you know, get a collaborative tip from the room, right,
Speaker 1: But then there can be one guy that will give
Speaker 1: you more than anything you make everybody collectively, right, So
Speaker 1: it only takes that one guy, and a lot of
Speaker 1: times guys that want to spend that amount of money
Speaker 1: don't want to be in the spotlight, so they will
Speaker 1: come and do it on a slow night. Alright. Step three,
Speaker 1: don't be touchy philly or a complimentary, don't put your
Speaker 1: hand on her lap, don't play with her hair, don't
Speaker 1: tell her she's gorgeous. This can work, wonders, But in
Speaker 1: a strip club where a girl is used to being
Speaker 1: groped and told how beautiful she is all night yet
Speaker 1: doesn't so go against your male instincts and just take
Speaker 1: a step back. If she's sitting with you, getting up
Speaker 1: to give dances and comes back to you, or especially
Speaker 1: she comes back to you after she goes on stage,
Speaker 1: then you are halfway there. That's true. Bam, you're doing good,
Speaker 1: but he's seen it all. One time, the girl I
Speaker 1: used to date was ten years ago, was the dancer
Speaker 1: and at the she was working one night I wasn't.
Speaker 1: She came home the guy gave her a blank check,
Speaker 1: signed and gave her a blank check. And the question is, well,
Speaker 1: what do you put down? Because if you put down
Speaker 1: too much you could bounce and you get nothing. And
Speaker 1: it's but too little, you're gonna be piste off. All right,
Speaker 1: Hold up, what would you put? It depends on had
Speaker 1: a lot of money, what would you put in that
Speaker 1: blank check? I would have to assess the like, why
Speaker 1: did he get? Like? What was this scenario? Like I
Speaker 1: don't like, I don't I know that he was her
Speaker 1: only that night. I can tell you that it would
Speaker 1: definitely be somewhere in the thousands. I wouldn't put hundreds
Speaker 1: and that's funny, but okay, so give us a number.
Speaker 1: You have this blame check. What are you gonna put? See?
Speaker 1: It all depends on like who this guy is and
Speaker 1: with the conversation said, and how much money I think
Speaker 1: that he has, Like, I'm not gonna put ten thousand
Speaker 1: dollars on a check, and I think the ten that's
Speaker 1: the number I was puking down. Yet more than that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think for ten. Anything over ten. Usually
Speaker 1: anything ten and above gets flagged alot and looked at
Speaker 1: at a bank, you know, I think. So I said
Speaker 1: to her, what would you normally have made if it
Speaker 1: was a regular night and you were sitting with the guy,
Speaker 1: and she said, probably, like grand I started to put five.
Speaker 1: Would that's a minimum I would have? She was upset
Speaker 1: that I should have put that, But you would have
Speaker 1: been happy, you know, you made five, which is double
Speaker 1: what you would have made. Just be happy. Ship there
Speaker 1: like nive and just played a safe because like nine, Okay,
Speaker 1: Nina naa. Alright, here's another step, so you can date
Speaker 1: a phole princess. Um ask her out. Okay, So at
Speaker 1: this point, she's hopefully been on stage and came back
Speaker 1: to you. You've had a few laughs, you've had a
Speaker 1: decent conversation. Keep in mind, it isn't a guy to
Speaker 1: always picking up a stripper. If you didn't get this far,
Speaker 1: just move on to the next girl. There's twenty girls
Speaker 1: in the club. One of them is going to find
Speaker 1: you adorable. So he said, have something fun planned already, Like, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go see this great comedian next week. I
Speaker 1: loved for you to come with you with me. What's
Speaker 1: your favorite food? Da da da da? Yeah. The asking
Speaker 1: her out is cool, um, but it has to be
Speaker 1: something that she would want to do and miss night
Speaker 1: work right, was like what I tell guys to do
Speaker 1: this a lot. By the way, is that there's so
Speaker 1: many great shows that film in New York where the
Speaker 1: tickets are free. But if I told you, I don't
Speaker 1: tell you I got tickets for free, and I say, hey,
Speaker 1: someone give me tickets to see Jimmy Kimo next Friday,
Speaker 1: you know I'm gonna go. You know, would you want
Speaker 1: to a lot of people like, oh my first one
Speaker 1: makes seem like you're you're cooler than you are. And
Speaker 1: the tickets called zero dollars for date, so that way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's anything that's that's like seems non threatening or or
Speaker 1: easy going to the to the beginning and always send
Speaker 1: the uber. Oh yeah, that's a nice n okay. Step
Speaker 1: five asking for the number. Now, this is a tricky situation.
Speaker 1: She's asked this all night, so she asked for your number.
Speaker 1: Chances are you aren't getting a call. That's a fact.
Speaker 1: Someone which is given be your number email Facebook also
Speaker 1: probably not good. All right. So the best case scenario
Speaker 1: is she's effort and you doubt her on the spot.
Speaker 1: You guys tale on text text and say, let me
Speaker 1: make sure my number comes up on your phone because
Speaker 1: it sometimes comes up private for some reason. Things like that,
Speaker 1: just to know or send us that figuring out as
Speaker 1: you could save me something, to make sure it's real
Speaker 1: and not that they're bullshitting you. All right, So these
Speaker 1: are all real. She's this is a pretty good guy.
Speaker 1: That's a pretty good day. I feel like if we
Speaker 1: were in a club together, I would have already had
Speaker 1: her number. Whoa this pretty much works for people. Stuff
Speaker 1: for all the guys out here listening, um. And also
Speaker 1: when you go on the date, be decisive, pick the places,
Speaker 1: pick her up, be super cordial, and do not expect
Speaker 1: to get late on the first night. Please don't. Then
Speaker 1: you're just a creep from this. And it's thanks to
Speaker 1: the women that the woman that we all know, Lanny,
Speaker 1: I've met a lot of adult entertainers, porn stars and stuff,
Speaker 1: and I've gone on a lot of dates with porn stars.
Speaker 1: Never once have I tried to do anything on the
Speaker 1: first date because every guy in the world is trying
Speaker 1: to do that. Every guy her she's a porn star,
Speaker 1: she must put out on the first day, right you said,
Speaker 1: you have to realize she's expecting you to think she's
Speaker 1: a stripper until you're gonna get late. If you go
Speaker 1: the gentleman route, you have a much better chance of
Speaker 1: making this payoff tenfold in the long Ye gotter listen up.
Speaker 1: But if you do get in a relationship with like
Speaker 1: someone that's a dancer, or have you ever tried because
Speaker 1: you have dated at love me so you never tried
Speaker 1: to be like you know what, that's enough, hang it up.
Speaker 1: If look The thing is is, if you're telling a
Speaker 1: girl to hang it up, then you better be the
Speaker 1: one that's going to be making up the difference of
Speaker 1: her income. If you're not doing that, then I think
Speaker 1: it's a weird statement. You met her at a script
Speaker 1: club and now you have a problem with it. Why
Speaker 1: wasn't it a problem when you first met up. That's
Speaker 1: like telling me I don't want you doing radio anymore.
Speaker 1: Hang it up, it's a job. It's a different you
Speaker 1: met me doing radio if you're doing something illegal that
Speaker 1: I met you, but I didn't know that. That's how
Speaker 1: I met you. You know what I mean? That would
Speaker 1: be different from me. I don't want to the girl's
Speaker 1: a drug dealer or something like that, and I find
Speaker 1: out after the fact that would not sit right. But
Speaker 1: we tell our drug dealer boyfriends to hang it up. Wait,
Speaker 1: is she giving you some of the drugs. I'm a
Speaker 1: very clean When we tell our drug dealer boyfriend, okay,
Speaker 1: that's enough, hang it up? Are you? Tasha? How? You
Speaker 1: know what I think? After a while, you got to
Speaker 1: try to help them out unless you want them to
Speaker 1: be in jail. Yeah, that's what it is. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's funny on a str on my podcast. So I
Speaker 1: don't do any drugs, but once every month or so
Speaker 1: I try a drug on the air just to see
Speaker 1: how it feels. No like what UM did, Edible did mushrooms,
Speaker 1: and did molly, So what's your favorite? Hated them all?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how did this shrooms go for you?
Speaker 1: Because I well, I remember I didn't watch the video
Speaker 1: back because I didn't want to see it, but I
Speaker 1: know I was drooling. I don't really know what I said,
Speaker 1: and I didn't listen back. I want to try shrooms.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come on the show and try a drug?
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. Yeah, I gotta be shrooms because I
Speaker 1: never tried to. How long today kick if? We took
Speaker 1: it about forty minutes before the show, So kicked in
Speaker 1: about twenty minutes into the show. The only thing is
Speaker 1: that I said, you got to be in a good mood. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did it right the mushrooms to girl I was
Speaker 1: dating the time I had her hanging out like place
Speaker 1: was all clean, everything was just like in the right mood. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You have to be in a comfortable space around people
Speaker 1: you're comfortable around, and you have to be in a
Speaker 1: good mood. So are you sure you want to like record,
Speaker 1: because first of all, we've done like three episodes in
Speaker 1: one day and I've just been drunk and like the
Speaker 1: trouble episode and I just was over it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm drunk. So the first time we did Molly,
Speaker 1: we all think that it wasn't Molly, that it was
Speaker 1: something else, like they think it was Crystal math. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it was, but I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I think that was weird that we were all up
Speaker 1: for like two days and pacing it's not what Molly whatever.
Speaker 1: It did not go over well for anybody. So then
Speaker 1: we tried it again recently. This time we bought a
Speaker 1: little drug tester and we saw that it was like
Speaker 1: almost pure m D M A Molly. And then we
Speaker 1: tried it and my producer which she made the mistake
Speaker 1: of doing it also, which I'm okay with, but ten
Speaker 1: minutes into the show, she just couldn't produce the show anymore.
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know what to push, and then
Speaker 1: we had to bring something. We ended up stopping the
Speaker 1: show early because nobody could continue. Wait, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I want to play this game where you about
Speaker 1: a drug tester, someone someone I can get them for you. Okay, oh,
Speaker 1: great job, Angelie. You incriminating yourself. Why I'm telling it?
Speaker 1: How much is it? I don't know? All right, moving
Speaker 1: right along now, Ralph, I want to ask you this,
Speaker 1: what looks bad naked? I was reading this article. Shut up,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about foo when it comes to women. Because listen,
Speaker 1: in our heads, right we think a guy is just
Speaker 1: so excited to be getting laid that it doesn't really
Speaker 1: matter what you look like. They're happy. But I was
Speaker 1: reading about this woman and she lost like two hunch
Speaker 1: of something pounds, and you know how the skin just
Speaker 1: kind of hang. So you're happy you lost the way,
Speaker 1: but you look terrible because with the skin hanging down
Speaker 1: without the skin tightening procedure, you know, she's embarrassed to
Speaker 1: take her clothes off. So I'm wondering what looks bad
Speaker 1: naked to a man like I know, we're supposed to
Speaker 1: think that no matter what, you're just happy that we're
Speaker 1: here and we're naked. But I'm sure there's things that
Speaker 1: are talking for me. Which is weird is that I
Speaker 1: for for me, I have a delusional sense of grandeur
Speaker 1: in that I swing for the fences, like I try
Speaker 1: to get girls way out of my league all the time.
Speaker 1: I seldom will sleep with the girl unless I find
Speaker 1: her crazy attractive, right. I know a lot of the
Speaker 1: guys on my net, on the network that we have,
Speaker 1: they just want to get laid. I would rather not
Speaker 1: get laid than not be happy with the person I'm with.
Speaker 1: And that's either it could be if it's just physical,
Speaker 1: because a lot of times that I don't care about
Speaker 1: other anything other than just having sex, then I don't
Speaker 1: care who you are as a person, you know. But
Speaker 1: if it's going to be more than that, I think
Speaker 1: all guys have this internal formula of the less hot,
Speaker 1: the more cool she better be, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And the more hot, the more you're willing to deal
Speaker 1: with whatever idiot sees. You know. I briefly dated a
Speaker 1: girl that was a flat out racist because she was gorgeous,
Speaker 1: but I couldn't deal with it anymore. What do you
Speaker 1: mean by if you first you hated Jews and I'm Jewish,
Speaker 1: which is um? I just you make concessions. Most guys
Speaker 1: will do this. They're lying to you if they say
Speaker 1: they don't. If they're crazy into a girl physically, they're
Speaker 1: willing to give up certain things mentally. I could imagine
Speaker 1: dating somebody who you got to make it embarrassing. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't bring her around people, you know, it's just like
Speaker 1: ten years ago, but she definitely would. Curious. What she
Speaker 1: said to me once is so stupid that she thinks
Speaker 1: that she thought that she really believed this, that Christmas
Speaker 1: Jews got together to make fun of Christians and Catholics.
Speaker 1: That's what we did. We had a party for like
Speaker 1: I forgot what it was called, the the matsa ball
Speaker 1: was a party in New York. Doesn't happen anymore, but
Speaker 1: it happened. It was every night Christmas Eve once a year.
Speaker 1: Doesn't happen anymore. But she thought it was Jews get
Speaker 1: together to make fun of everybody else. And I was like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? And then she said to
Speaker 1: its out, it's funked up that I'm dating a Jew
Speaker 1: on Christmas because you don't care about it, Like she
Speaker 1: really was, like I had some real negative feelings, but
Speaker 1: it was the best sex they ever had. So I
Speaker 1: was like, it's crazy you think that way, and if
Speaker 1: you bust that for Christmas, you wouldn't had did she
Speaker 1: say people, Yes, she said, you don't like anybody Asian people.
Speaker 1: I don't remember who was ta years ago. It was
Speaker 1: definitely black, definitely was she. She was very white, like
Speaker 1: Jersey white, you know, like Jersey Irish and Italian or
Speaker 1: something stupid like cast didn't cast member on the Jersey
Speaker 1: Shore type. Do you guys ever dating anybody you thought
Speaker 1: was racist? No? I know this girl that dated this
Speaker 1: guy and he used to call her um, and he's
Speaker 1: a card a N word. A friend of mine. She's
Speaker 1: like somewhat famous actress. Her name is Jennifer Esposito. She
Speaker 1: was on Crash on different movies and I've been friends
Speaker 1: with her since some seventeen. Yeah, and um, she did
Speaker 1: this movie Crash where in the movie she had sex
Speaker 1: with Don Cheatle and at the premiere, a guy that
Speaker 1: she had been dating for three months. She had no
Speaker 1: idea he was racist. Right at the premiere, she leans
Speaker 1: over her and goes, you're fucking American N word on camera.
Speaker 1: That's disgusting. And she thought initially that he was joking.
Speaker 1: People are gonna hear. He's like, I don't care if
Speaker 1: people here, it's just like and they broke up right there,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's crazy. I can't even do my job.
Speaker 1: You're having the problem with fucking done cheating. But it
Speaker 1: sounds like he was a little insecure, right, he couldn't
Speaker 1: add up. But you know what, one thing, I'm so
Speaker 1: glad that you did bring up the looking when you're
Speaker 1: naked looking funny. So one of my friends had recently
Speaker 1: got lightpole and she told me she's probably gonna kill me.
Speaker 1: I know who it is, right, So she said to
Speaker 1: me that like she feels like now she needs lightpo
Speaker 1: like on her vagina. But she said, it's not a pupa.
Speaker 1: But it's like, see, this is the thing when you
Speaker 1: have this belly fat, right and they suck it from here,
Speaker 1: the belly fat goes all way down to here because
Speaker 1: the fact doesn't come back here anymore. Yeah, so they
Speaker 1: suck it from here and then all of this is
Speaker 1: still like, so I know that I used to work
Speaker 1: with a girl who had that. So what is that is?
Speaker 1: It's really a fop is just like the lfeboat. It
Speaker 1: couldn't go down, it's over. You just gonna have a
Speaker 1: I mean guys like but the way guys like it
Speaker 1: when the lips are fat, this front part that's fat
Speaker 1: and her stomach is not. That's how you get a
Speaker 1: camel tell then, right, that's how you just look weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't wear leggings, camel back, camera back mountain. All right,
Speaker 1: So what about for us? What looks bad naked? Like
Speaker 1: for a guy? Is there anything that you've ever been
Speaker 1: turned off? I'm sure very hairy, That's what I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, Harry, even like the I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: really mind a little bit of chass. Ever, when you
Speaker 1: owe dn and then like you don't man escape like
Speaker 1: funny because all of that has become It's just like
Speaker 1: with women shaving their their couch. It's all comes and goes.
Speaker 1: Like when I in the seventies Tom Selleck from Magna
Speaker 1: p I. He was the epitome of a male and
Speaker 1: it's super hairy chest. And then Baywatch comes out and
Speaker 1: it's all shaven chest. So then it just culture is
Speaker 1: a lot of often dictated by entertainment. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: know what, I take that back chess is not that bad.
Speaker 1: It's the back back. If your fucking back is hairy,
Speaker 1: you're disgusted. I'm sorry. You have to get it lasered.
Speaker 1: You have to get shape. It is painful. I don't
Speaker 1: know about going to do something too. Oh my excuse
Speaker 1: thing laser heads back hurt in my back and he
Speaker 1: Syrian Arabic, so that's even more hair. You get flagged
Speaker 1: everywhere everywhere. Um so they I got my back. We
Speaker 1: had a porn star on the show once and I
Speaker 1: I said that she was from Lithuania or a Latvia,
Speaker 1: and I said, it's cool that when an immigrant comes
Speaker 1: to this country and makes a living like she makes it.
Speaker 1: She was, I'm not a fucking immigrant, she's a freaker.
Speaker 1: She thought I meant a legal immigrant, you know what
Speaker 1: the word meant. And when I told her I was Syrian,
Speaker 1: she goes, you fuck and terrorist, you piece of the
Speaker 1: only show every Wow, this is a mess. So these
Speaker 1: people you run across to keep a home girl around
Speaker 1: the beat. One of them up with, yeah, we go
Speaker 1: turn in front of us when I see when I
Speaker 1: see you on somebody, you know how somebody just got
Speaker 1: like a black crusty their neck crusty as neck like
Speaker 1: oh my god. Or when they had their bumps on
Speaker 1: the back like the armpits or the knees like where
Speaker 1: your joints are. If you just like black and you
Speaker 1: need to like scrub. They didn't clean that dirt out
Speaker 1: when they was young. Not. But the next thing you
Speaker 1: just said, when I'm outside and I see like the
Speaker 1: person that got the bump on the back of the
Speaker 1: here next and M yeah, bunch of them. But it's
Speaker 1: also fascinating to sit behind this guy and he had
Speaker 1: like hit the whole back of his head. It's like
Speaker 1: bumb sa lambians comes from the shaving. I guess that
Speaker 1: is already raised. But looking at that ship and I
Speaker 1: would be like, this is terrible, but it's so fascinating.
Speaker 1: That's not I don't know why I just pictured it.
Speaker 1: I just pictured it when like a big person. I
Speaker 1: do think that, And it's part of our DNA for
Speaker 1: men and women that women are much more turned on mentally.
Speaker 1: Men are much more turned on physically, so that you thankfully,
Speaker 1: women are much more forgiving. Like I can't believe women
Speaker 1: have sex with me. I mean the worst, And I said,
Speaker 1: while I'm having sex, I'm like, I feel so bad
Speaker 1: for this girl right now. I can't believe she's dealing
Speaker 1: with this. But it's because they care more about Oh,
Speaker 1: he makes me laugh. He's funny. He's nice whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and where guys don't care about that, they really don't.
Speaker 1: So thank god it works that way because you girls
Speaker 1: work so much harder on your appearance. I just literally
Speaker 1: rolled out of bed like this, Oh you look great, Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. You look very clean, your hairs? Why?
Speaker 1: And they did shower. But yeah, that sounds great all right. Now,
Speaker 1: have you ever had to go to the hospital because
Speaker 1: of something that happened during sex? Oh? We had a
Speaker 1: guy on the show, not me. We had a guy
Speaker 1: on the show that broke his penis worse than any
Speaker 1: penis ever broke. And he made a documentary about it.
Speaker 1: And he was broke all three pieces. There's two tendons
Speaker 1: and the urethra. And while the girl was riding him,
Speaker 1: she misfired and ripped his penis. I know somebody who
Speaker 1: did that. Pinky the porn star. She was on top
Speaker 1: of the guy riding him, right, and I guess she
Speaker 1: came up and went back down. She said, the whole
Speaker 1: condom filled up with bloody horrible. Maybe that's the Maybe
Speaker 1: it's the same story. Didn't It happened to Dennis Rodman
Speaker 1: as well, right, Yeah, but I think, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: he's taking. Imagine you'd have to have a bigger penis,
Speaker 1: just like it's hard to snap a tiny pencil, you know,
Speaker 1: because I think if you because you know what, if
Speaker 1: it's not big, you might be going up and down
Speaker 1: and slide off because you're so small a muscle. I
Speaker 1: think that the longer it is, there's more areas for it,
Speaker 1: Like I could snap easily little pencils hard. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: does make sense, and the same thing the bigger all right,
Speaker 1: So for all you big dick guys out there, it's
Speaker 1: not a bonus. Maybe don't let them ride into that
Speaker 1: thing broken then have it. Have you guys ever had
Speaker 1: to go to the hospital? Man, listen, let me person
Speaker 1: in the yard. You know my hospital story? Drop? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she killed someone? All right? Okay, yeah the yeah, the
Speaker 1: clear Mont twins is that true? Yeah? He had a
Speaker 1: heartest actually did kill someone, not Gigi. To clear my
Speaker 1: twins before, to clear my twins, though, you better show
Speaker 1: them how to do it, since to listen, it feels
Speaker 1: bad about it to this day. It's gonna be weird.
Speaker 1: I thought the only happen in movies. I don't know
Speaker 1: that really happens. Come on, let's just give him a moment.
Speaker 1: When you've got some bob mass pussy anything. We're not
Speaker 1: gonna give him a moment. Come on, a moment of silence.
Speaker 1: All right? Have you ever killed anyone? Never killed nobody,
Speaker 1: not that I'm aware of. Have you read to the hospital?
Speaker 1: No I haven't. Actually no, I'm play on the safe side.
Speaker 1: I think I've been doing pretty well. Please don't jinx me.
Speaker 1: I don't want to end up in the hospital. I
Speaker 1: went to the hospital once, but what it was like
Speaker 1: a false alarm? Where was it? So? I was drunk
Speaker 1: and I was dating this guy and I had my periods.
Speaker 1: I wasn't planning to have sex, but I guess I did.
Speaker 1: So I woke up in the morning and I was like,
Speaker 1: where's my tampon? I was like horrified, and I thought
Speaker 1: it was inside me somewhere. I like called the emergency room,
Speaker 1: went to the doctor. But I guess I must have
Speaker 1: taken it out in my drunken state at some point
Speaker 1: where the fun didn't you just stick your you could
Speaker 1: that right syndrome. But my home girl, Leah, that actually
Speaker 1: happened to her. What happened was she started dating this
Speaker 1: guy who I'm not gonna set her host, so she's
Speaker 1: told it before, but anyway, um, she didn't realize she
Speaker 1: had the tampon inside herself for like months. Her pussy
Speaker 1: was thinking. She didn't know why, and so he was like, listen,
Speaker 1: you really need to go get that checked out, like
Speaker 1: in a nice way, you know, because why did she
Speaker 1: really go? Why she had an odor? And then when
Speaker 1: she went, she found out that there was a tampon
Speaker 1: that she had left, that she forgot, that that was
Speaker 1: inside of her awfulness. It's good to know that if
Speaker 1: it happens, you could live for months. I thought it
Speaker 1: happened much quicker. Everybody was a good toxic sax syndrome.
Speaker 1: But it's a you know, it could potentially. I know
Speaker 1: of a girl who left it in her for days
Speaker 1: and it was horrible on purpose or she forgot. She forgot.
Speaker 1: This is so common. Yeah, yeah, she was sposed to me.
Speaker 1: I was like kind of around her at the time,
Speaker 1: and she was like, something wrong with me, something wrong
Speaker 1: with me. I smell funny out of that, And then
Speaker 1: she went to the doctor and it was only like
Speaker 1: a couple of days, but months. I can only imagine
Speaker 1: the smell like that. I don't I would imagine most
Speaker 1: hospital related sex stories are anally related. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: imagine that too, like you rip yourshome like but a
Speaker 1: lot of people get things stuck in here. But I
Speaker 1: thought I was Wow. But y'all some old hole because
Speaker 1: we did that. That is the number one reason. I
Speaker 1: know somebody who works in the er and they said,
Speaker 1: people have all kinds of stuff, and some work in
Speaker 1: New York. It's always a story like I sat down
Speaker 1: and this happened, or I fell, and no one ever
Speaker 1: wants to talk about wants to an apple, and apples
Speaker 1: always making up some sort of backhanded story. How do
Speaker 1: you sit on the apple and it goes up your asshole?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess you don't sit on it? No, thanks?
Speaker 1: All right now, I was telling you guys about this
Speaker 1: story that I was reading about earlier, and this has
Speaker 1: to do with the me too movement? Right, So Henry,
Speaker 1: how do you say? Name? Henry Kile? Some more? Okay?
Speaker 1: He had to apologize Superman about some statements that he
Speaker 1: made in an interview with g Q Australia. He was
Speaker 1: talking about the Me Too movement and how women He said,
Speaker 1: there's something wonderful about a man chasing a woman. There's
Speaker 1: a traditional approach to that, which is nice. I think
Speaker 1: a woman should be wood and chase. But maybe I'm
Speaker 1: old fashioned for thinking that. He said, it's very difficult
Speaker 1: to do that if there are a certain rule in place,
Speaker 1: because then it's like, well, I don't want to go
Speaker 1: up and talk to her because I'm going to be
Speaker 1: called a rapist or something. So you're like, forget it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to call an ex girlfriend instead and then
Speaker 1: just go back to our relationship, which never really worked.
Speaker 1: But it's way safer than catting myself into the fires
Speaker 1: of hell. By the way Superman raped me would be
Speaker 1: one of the coolest stories of all time. Who's Gonna
Speaker 1: save you, Batman? That's an awful story. Good story. I
Speaker 1: would do that for the story he kidding me would
Speaker 1: be the greatest story in the world. Well, this whole
Speaker 1: story went viral and people were very upset about it.
Speaker 1: They called him trash and they said it's pretty really, yes,
Speaker 1: they said, it's pretty easy to not rape someone. Things
Speaker 1: that make me go, what the funk? If you're approached
Speaker 1: to chasing and are talking to our women, leading leads
Speaker 1: to you to be afraid of a woman. Might accuse
Speaker 1: your rape, then you need to question your style of
Speaker 1: chasing women. I think the word rapist was the mistake there, right,
Speaker 1: he took it too far. In this day and age,
Speaker 1: certain words may harassment from sexual harassment, I think would
Speaker 1: be the answer that would not have gotten him so
Speaker 1: much age. He apologized, and he said he didn't mean
Speaker 1: to be insensitive, and he wanted to clarify um, he
Speaker 1: would never disrespect in any way, shape or form anybody.
Speaker 1: So he said he's going to make sure that he's
Speaker 1: more careful about the nuance. Well, these days we all
Speaker 1: have to be very aware of words because unfortunately, in
Speaker 1: the society right now, words hurt more than they should.
Speaker 1: I personally believe that you should be able to say anything.
Speaker 1: It's actions that you should be worried about. You know
Speaker 1: that actions are far more dangerous than words. But words
Speaker 1: are crazy too because people listen to you, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: And you have a platform where people listen to you,
Speaker 1: so you say things and people like well if you
Speaker 1: depends again, I know this sounds horrible, s hard to
Speaker 1: cut you off there, but I think a lot of
Speaker 1: it depends on for me, especially working in a comedy space.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not a comic, but I do work
Speaker 1: in that space. There are a lot you could segment
Speaker 1: out things that I've said on my show or Jason
Speaker 1: make us look like the worst people on the planet.
Speaker 1: You know, But if you're saying something for the purposes
Speaker 1: of funny or something you don't really mean, is different
Speaker 1: than how I live my life. Like if we made
Speaker 1: a headline out of you know, Ralph sentence says it
Speaker 1: would be dope if Superman right exactly, so that exact statement,
Speaker 1: it's a perfect example of it. Where look, the way,
Speaker 1: the way I described this a lot is that guys
Speaker 1: have had it pretty fucking easy and too good in
Speaker 1: the guide direction since the dawn of man. Right, man
Speaker 1: have just had it easy. So now the pendulum has
Speaker 1: swung way back in the wrong direction where everything is wrong.
Speaker 1: Eventually it's going to come into the middle that the
Speaker 1: real estate market, right, it's gone. But right now we
Speaker 1: just have to suck it up and deal with it
Speaker 1: because we've did. You tell us to suck it up,
Speaker 1: that's right. Suck it is what I meant to say.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not gonna lie. I'm tired of people
Speaker 1: being this sensitive, like it's whack because it's like back
Speaker 1: in the day, you could use the F word. You
Speaker 1: know what word I'm talking about, and nobody yeah know
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say? What they used to say,
Speaker 1: gay people would, but you say it in a rap
Speaker 1: song and nobody would saying now you just would wrap along.
Speaker 1: Now it's like you say you got a whole community
Speaker 1: coming behind you, and it's like you might not even
Speaker 1: meant it in that context. And I'm just words can't
Speaker 1: have more than one meaning anymore. I had a girl
Speaker 1: a cigarette, you get what I'm saying, a fag smoking
Speaker 1: a fag, and oh, now everybody doesn't like me exactly,
Speaker 1: but it's like it's too much now because like you said,
Speaker 1: where's the outrage for the cops killing what it is?
Speaker 1: And it's more And most of the people that get
Speaker 1: upset I don't think are the actual people that it affects.
Speaker 1: But I think it's a privileged white people that have
Speaker 1: nothing better to do than find something to complain about.
Speaker 1: I had a girl say to me that we made
Speaker 1: we made like some dumb Asian joke on my show,
Speaker 1: and exist like forgot what the joke was, but her
Speaker 1: line was, I don't think you should make Asian jokes.
Speaker 1: I think that's retarded. I'm like, retarded, what are you saying?
Speaker 1: So you know, it's funny how when it hits home
Speaker 1: it bothers you. She doesn't care about saying retarded, but
Speaker 1: an Asian joke because you know what you can and
Speaker 1: can't say, because they said, now you can say retarded,
Speaker 1: the medical right word for it. They said you can
Speaker 1: say that's mentally and you can't say miss it. You
Speaker 1: have to say little person, little person, more offensive. That's
Speaker 1: the worst thing. That's what I said. I get like,
Speaker 1: little people better to imai it. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think dwarf. But that's a different things, a different thing.
Speaker 1: I said it to two little people. What's up? It
Speaker 1: was in a picture with us and I was like,
Speaker 1: we love. I was like, and then here's also a
Speaker 1: little person. Sounds like you're not even a real person.
Speaker 1: That's what I think the weird. So here's here's my question,
Speaker 1: because I had the endless debates about this. Let's assume
Speaker 1: truck drivers get together and say that the word trucker
Speaker 1: is offensive. Okay, and let's say right now, ten thousand
Speaker 1: truckers truck drivers don't like the word anymore. But it's
Speaker 1: not enough people to make enough noise where it gets changed. Right,
Speaker 1: we are saying that ten thousand people don't matter. When
Speaker 1: do we get enough people on board that all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, Okay, now it matters. So you just need
Speaker 1: enough what I call the unsilent minority to complain, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then things change. But the truth is that you ask, like, look,
Speaker 1: we have a lot of gay guys on our network.
Speaker 1: It's like three or four. There's a guy that plays
Speaker 1: a transgender woman on the network. There is a flat
Speaker 1: out gay guy on the network. That's various. Every still
Speaker 1: come into the studio and say to me what's up?
Speaker 1: Fact like, that's how he comes in. And I'll say
Speaker 1: it back to him because we like each other and
Speaker 1: we know each other, and it doesn't matter when you're
Speaker 1: friends with people. But I guess you can't get on
Speaker 1: a platform and say it. It depends on the people
Speaker 1: don't who don't know you. Right, It's a different thing.
Speaker 1: I almost got I host this rock cruise every year.
Speaker 1: CULTU ship rocked and I made a suicide joke after
Speaker 1: the singer of Lincoln Park killed himself And it wasn't
Speaker 1: even a bad joke. It wasn't even funny joke, but
Speaker 1: it's made a joke, and they tried to get me
Speaker 1: thrown off hosting the cruise. They tried to And the
Speaker 1: truth is is that I don't like I didn't post it.
Speaker 1: If I would have posted it on the ship Rocked
Speaker 1: Facebook page or on the ship rock Twitter for him, yeah,
Speaker 1: fire me. That's insensitive. The guy that had a problem
Speaker 1: with it wasn't even following me on Twitter. He someone
Speaker 1: he took a screenshot of it and then sent it
Speaker 1: to ship Rocked and then tried to rally. Of course,
Speaker 1: he lost someone through uh suicide, and he sent me
Speaker 1: a picture of his daughter and said, she killed herself.
Speaker 1: How do you feel now, I'm like, I feel bad
Speaker 1: that your daughter died, but I don't know her, and
Speaker 1: I wasn't talking about her, you know. And so it's
Speaker 1: just weird. In general, when things get too close to
Speaker 1: home is when people have a problem, they get hypersensus
Speaker 1: and you have to realize sometimes or maybe this is
Speaker 1: because it's me, you know, and maybe you're right, because
Speaker 1: we um we about the fact that she killed someone,
Speaker 1: but somebody might be offended if they have somebody closing
Speaker 1: in and got killed exactly, and you just have to
Speaker 1: realize sometimes that maybe it's just you, you know, and
Speaker 1: you need to realize that this person is a good
Speaker 1: person or whatever it is. You know, they're murder murder.
Speaker 1: That alone would make every guy want to have sex
Speaker 1: with you. You think, like, man, that girl's got to
Speaker 1: have a Like I'm always like, why would anybody want
Speaker 1: to have sex with killed someone? Black Widows Challenge marathon. First,
Speaker 1: make sure I'm up to shake gz heart attack challenge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: take that out. I did. I used to have a
Speaker 1: radio show that was like a rock music radio show.
Speaker 1: We're on about eight stations, not as big as the
Speaker 1: Breakfast Club, but it's still pretty big. Um. We a
Speaker 1: band came to try and promote. They sent a CD band.
Speaker 1: They were a rock death metal rock then called like
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Jeffrey, and we just started making jokes like, uh,
Speaker 1: what are the songs called you Taste Good for Dinner
Speaker 1: or whatever? You're stupid jokes. And then someone that listened
Speaker 1: to the show and then they said that we should
Speaker 1: get taken off the air. And you know, it's all
Speaker 1: about when from close so we can't say anything. That's
Speaker 1: the thing. Then you get to a place where you
Speaker 1: can't say anything. Yeah, people are so hells What kind
Speaker 1: of coincidence is that that the group is called they
Speaker 1: should be more upset at them than us, right exactly
Speaker 1: that they made the record label that allowed that album
Speaker 1: to come out. Don't be mad at me, They just
Speaker 1: sent me the record. Like I'm saying, it all started
Speaker 1: from Rosa Parks and Outcasts. Hey, body moved to the
Speaker 1: back of the bus and she was outraged that they
Speaker 1: used saying that, and I felt like ever since then,
Speaker 1: people have been willing like they want to sue everybody
Speaker 1: for Come on, come on, Rosa Pox and State, y'all,
Speaker 1: y'all started this. Now's since we're talking about g killing people,
Speaker 1: let's talk about this. This was in the news, right
Speaker 1: They were talking about a man he married his dead
Speaker 1: fiance at her Is that romantic or is that mean
Speaker 1: that's crazy? You gotta die for a ring now? And
Speaker 1: he married his dead fiance at her funeral? Oh no, wait,
Speaker 1: I heard a different story. I'm sorry, that's not the
Speaker 1: story heard. I heard a story about a guy who
Speaker 1: buried his buried, unearthed his ex lover and kept her
Speaker 1: in the house for three years and was still sucking.
Speaker 1: That's called psycho. Oh no, that's his mom. Know this guy.
Speaker 1: I'm because what happens when he say you may now
Speaker 1: kiss the bride? Well, the question is did the bride
Speaker 1: have a lot of money the family? Maybe that's why
Speaker 1: he did it. Here's the picture, so you guys can
Speaker 1: How does she say I do? She's dead? Maybe she's
Speaker 1: not consenting. Oh yeah, she didn't. She didn't consent. She
Speaker 1: didn't say. She didn't say yes. I saw the news
Speaker 1: the other day it that was just fiance. I guess
Speaker 1: he was understood. I mean, I understand. I mean it's
Speaker 1: kind of sweet. I guess you didn't get a chance.
Speaker 1: Should have married that guy she killed. It's interesting that
Speaker 1: she was wearing that's like morbid. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: couldn't do that if you were in love? What if
Speaker 1: you dad? Not? If you were in love would be
Speaker 1: I saw who's the other day that there was this
Speaker 1: family who propped their kids up and I saw that
Speaker 1: to him playing video games like Cereal and stuff in China,
Speaker 1: and I saw before it reminded me of this story
Speaker 1: I saw before where they had propped the guy up
Speaker 1: on his motorcycle for his week and his motorcycle. That's weird.
Speaker 1: Don't do that to me. I actually think, like, don't
Speaker 1: put me on the strip repole for my week. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, can you imagine if you should be on
Speaker 1: top of a guy that's dead. Oh my god. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about none of this normal
Speaker 1: struck with y'all. Well, lor y'all smoking some we in
Speaker 1: the studio. My aunt passed away a week or two
Speaker 1: weeks ago through a weird circumstance where she's like fifty seven.
Speaker 1: She slipped in the shower, hit her head and died.
Speaker 1: It was awful. I was married or not super close
Speaker 1: to her, but still sad. But her family, that side
Speaker 1: of my family, they don't believe in funerals. They think
Speaker 1: funeral is for everyone else, not for the person. And
Speaker 1: the brother who was married to my mom said, you
Speaker 1: know that's not my sister and I. We just we
Speaker 1: don't do funerals, and I kind of dig that celebrate
Speaker 1: the life, don't have to look at it. Especially Jews
Speaker 1: generally don't do caskets. You know, we don't do that,
Speaker 1: and that's a really hard thing to look at the
Speaker 1: dead body. I'd like to remember the person, how they
Speaker 1: were as opposed to seeing some ridiculous caricature of who
Speaker 1: they are. And I think, I don't think I want
Speaker 1: a funeral when I died, you know, as I would
Speaker 1: don't neate my body to science. Really that's kind of scary.
Speaker 1: Really don't know, because it just reminds me of like
Speaker 1: a movie or something. You think you're gonna go to
Speaker 1: heaven and you need your spleen, might because you might
Speaker 1: come back with no spleen and he's gonna be like,
Speaker 1: why don't I have a spleen donated to science? So
Speaker 1: what do you guys think about? That? Is that a
Speaker 1: sweet story? He married his fiano did say how long
Speaker 1: they were engaged, how long they were And they don't
Speaker 1: even know the circumstances of how she died. They just
Speaker 1: have the video of the actual It would be cool
Speaker 1: if he could find out if he killed her. That
Speaker 1: would be no, No, he did not kill her. What
Speaker 1: that was? She said no the night before to the weddings,
Speaker 1: that we killed her and they married her. You're gonna
Speaker 1: marry me anyway, she said, over my dead Bobby, he said,
Speaker 1: let's make that happen. That's why to be making this
Speaker 1: type of quiet work stop it. No, that ain't sweet.
Speaker 1: I think that's weird all right. Now, Justin Bieber still
Speaker 1: has Selena Gomes tattooed on him, even though he's engaged
Speaker 1: now Hally Baldwin. So, m can you agin being with
Speaker 1: somebody and they have someone else tattooed on him? I
Speaker 1: find it hilarious that it's very popular. The best story
Speaker 1: is Nikki six from Motley Crue. He had the Matley
Speaker 1: Crue movie coming out, Yeah, the Dirt, I can't wait
Speaker 1: for it. Um. He was dating Vanity gorgeous poster mind.
Speaker 1: I think he passed away to usually she's incredibly beautiful,
Speaker 1: and he got a V tattooed on his arm for Vanity.
Speaker 1: Then they broke up, and he's smart. He just put
Speaker 1: an eye in front of it and made it a
Speaker 1: Roman number six for Nicki six. So it made it work.
Speaker 1: It was fortunate. Actually he planned it at a time.
Speaker 1: I never understand the putting anyone's unless it's your kid
Speaker 1: or the guy you murdered from having sex. Only those
Speaker 1: two names should be allowed on you. Have you ever
Speaker 1: had sex with a girl and she had another? Many times?
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. Is it weird to you? Like? Is it funny.
Speaker 1: It just dumbed. I look at it. You're you're an idiot,
Speaker 1: you know? Having that's weird too? Do you ask, like,
Speaker 1: whose name is that? I want to open up a
Speaker 1: can of worms? Son? What if you go to have
Speaker 1: sex with a girl and she already has your name?
Speaker 1: That'd be cool. I had a girl asked me to
Speaker 1: marry her after two dates. That's did you say we
Speaker 1: got married? I had three. I don't know if we
Speaker 1: talked about this. I had three different women asked me
Speaker 1: to marry them in my life, so and that was
Speaker 1: one of them, one of those after the second day.
Speaker 1: Have you ever asked anyone? No, I've never been married. Never.
Speaker 1: I had a five year relationship five six years, but
Speaker 1: I've never been married and I have no kids. We
Speaker 1: had a discussion on the Breakfast Club about women asking
Speaker 1: men to marry them. Why not you think in this,
Speaker 1: in this you know, feminist world, why not Why can't
Speaker 1: women ask men? You can't have it both ways. That's
Speaker 1: how I feel about this. It really bothers me. Women
Speaker 1: want to be equal except on things that they don't
Speaker 1: want to be equal. Well, I can say this though,
Speaker 1: we want to be equal, but let's be clear, we
Speaker 1: still aren't because we still don't make the same amount
Speaker 1: of money that Thank god, I have to pay for
Speaker 1: all my dates, so thank god. So that's what even,
Speaker 1: that's what you have to do because we don't make
Speaker 1: the amount of money that y'all make. We still make
Speaker 1: what about the dollar? What about model where female models
Speaker 1: make way more money? Cripps. So how come we're not
Speaker 1: having in that argument? You can you shouldt that revolution.
Speaker 1: You're saying it just but we're talking about in general.
Speaker 1: I understand that. But I'm just saying is that it
Speaker 1: is weird for me and like, as as a single
Speaker 1: man dating at this point in my life where you
Speaker 1: could have been married, I still go the route of
Speaker 1: of making the decision in offering the uber and picking
Speaker 1: the restaurant and paying and doing what in antiquated chivalrous terms.
Speaker 1: As soon as we get equal pay for equal work,
Speaker 1: then we'll talk about it. I had a girl on
Speaker 1: a first date get piste off that I offered her
Speaker 1: an uber home the doly thing. I can't pay for
Speaker 1: my own number. I'm I'm just offering. I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: she got you should have been like I have a coupon,
Speaker 1: I have a coupon. It's super feminine, right, I got
Speaker 1: free rides, bitch, that's it. We both not pay. But
Speaker 1: what happened? You let her pay for her own? Yes,
Speaker 1: she got. She had an argument in a bar? Did
Speaker 1: she paid for dinner? I paid for dinner? People like
Speaker 1: people like to I am an asshole. You can feed her,
Speaker 1: but just don'ta make sure she's at home. Now I'm
Speaker 1: thinking as him. I'm still definitely him. I think it's
Speaker 1: in an argument over everything conversational. I think I'm a
Speaker 1: horrible human being. All right, Well, I'm glad we talked
Speaker 1: about male porn stars making less and women because that
Speaker 1: was one topic I wanted to talk about. And what
Speaker 1: does it take for a man to be a porn star? Right,
Speaker 1: because there's a lot more things than it takes for
Speaker 1: what it takes for a woman to be a porn star.
Speaker 1: They said, you have to be well endowed, but you
Speaker 1: also have to have a lot of stamina in order
Speaker 1: to perform unless and I don't agree with you have
Speaker 1: to be well en down. Because there's porn for everyone,
Speaker 1: and some people like to look at small penis, little
Speaker 1: small pen is porn, and we look at pinky porn
Speaker 1: so let's talk about the things. Uh, and how much
Speaker 1: harder it is for men to get into that industry, right,
Speaker 1: they said, it's very it's almost impossible as a man
Speaker 1: to get your foot in the door. A lot of
Speaker 1: guys ask male porn stars how to break into the industry.
Speaker 1: That's a fair question, they said, But um, you know,
Speaker 1: usually you have to get a girl to bring you in. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's interesting. So if you're dating someone who's a porn star,
Speaker 1: then she can make sense, makes sense, and have you
Speaker 1: do porn with her. And so one guy said he
Speaker 1: became a male porn star basically it was free labor
Speaker 1: for my wife, he said. But if you don't have
Speaker 1: the benefit of waking up every morning next to one
Speaker 1: of the most popular female performers in the industry, you're
Speaker 1: probably out of luck. Then a lot of guys get
Speaker 1: stayed wait free labor for his wife. And I guess
Speaker 1: because she was an Yeah, she's okay, he was. His
Speaker 1: name is Aaron's Small Hands Thompson. Who's his h superstar
Speaker 1: porn star wife, Joanna Angel. This is from Men's Health.
Speaker 1: She works. I guess she's also writes for Men's Health too.
Speaker 1: Small Hands is probably great for porn for a man,
Speaker 1: because it makes you dick look bigger. That's why I
Speaker 1: have a mini tabasket bottle in my room, and a
Speaker 1: mini smoke control, a mini bottle, a mini two leader
Speaker 1: bottle of consoda, the one that goes in the refrigerator
Speaker 1: like a bagna what other good what other things guys
Speaker 1: measure their dick up against. I have a book in
Speaker 1: my house called the uh the Problem with Living with
Speaker 1: a Huge Penis. It's just a funny people come in
Speaker 1: and see it. It's like an my eight dollar joke
Speaker 1: to just leave it out there, you know. And on
Speaker 1: the side there's a ruler that you're supposed to measure
Speaker 1: your dick with. What he was saying, he used the book,
Speaker 1: I'm about to say, nobody's ever sent me a picture
Speaker 1: with the book into a mini ruler next to your day.
Speaker 1: All right, there was a good way to send our
Speaker 1: penis pictures. But you know a lot of times, like women,
Speaker 1: you know, we send that pictures from certain angles. So
Speaker 1: people have, of course, and women use those those pretty apps,
Speaker 1: those apps that what do they call that? Not just
Speaker 1: the filter with there's like a face tune that's one
Speaker 1: that specifically makes you look way better. I went on
Speaker 1: a first date recently and I did not recognize that
Speaker 1: it looks so different. And you know, you know how
Speaker 1: you can tell when a woman doesn't look good or
Speaker 1: like how she wants to look when she takes the
Speaker 1: pictures from way up top and you can't see the
Speaker 1: rest of her body, but you just get to head hit.
Speaker 1: And then when you see somebody's like Instagram or Facebook
Speaker 1: or whatever, and they only have like head shots, now
Speaker 1: that's not true. They might not have no friends, so
Speaker 1: they don't got nobody to take the full body picture,
Speaker 1: take a full bodiu. And you know what else too,
Speaker 1: If you go on their Instagram, look at the pictures
Speaker 1: that they're tagged in. That's where you find out although
Speaker 1: they might untagged themselves, you should be more confirmed to
Speaker 1: the girl you're looking at it has no friends. That's right,
Speaker 1: that she's taken self. He's why doesn't she have she
Speaker 1: sits on apples? Alright? So another thing for mal porn stars,
Speaker 1: they said a lot of them get stage right. They
Speaker 1: said they want to know that you can get hard,
Speaker 1: last um last the time that's required and give them
Speaker 1: the performance that they went and pop when they need
Speaker 1: you to. So that's the hard parts I would imagine, right, literally,
Speaker 1: that's hard work. Like I have into sex clubs and
Speaker 1: have had sex in in group situations. That doesn't bother
Speaker 1: me at all. But the the on que coming and
Speaker 1: the stamina things, you know, they make sure you like
Speaker 1: all these guys can come and then come again five
Speaker 1: minutes later, you know, which I definitely maybe when I
Speaker 1: was twenty, but not now, you know. So I think
Speaker 1: those are probably the things that are most admired from
Speaker 1: a male porn star, that they can come on, que
Speaker 1: come again and last as long as needed for the
Speaker 1: same and come on you. How did you get invited
Speaker 1: to these sex? I used to do? I looked so
Speaker 1: I was. I had a couple of long term relationships,
Speaker 1: like a three year and a five year, and it
Speaker 1: was thirty three and thirty four. I realized why I
Speaker 1: have never done anything strange, you know, I just been
Speaker 1: in monogamous, regular missionary relationship. I had never had anal sex.
Speaker 1: I never had a threesome at that point at thirty
Speaker 1: almost fifty now, but at nothing. No, this can't offend nobody.
Speaker 1: But I thought White Girl was like anal I mean,
Speaker 1: and my the two girls that were in my most
Speaker 1: of my adult life at that time did not, and
Speaker 1: so it just never happened. And at thirty three, I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to experience everything now, suck it.
Speaker 1: So I just started looking for girls that were bisexual.
Speaker 1: I was working the strip club at the time, so
Speaker 1: that was kind of easy, you know, and then going
Speaker 1: to swing parties and I did a stint of you know,
Speaker 1: four girls and me more than once and uh, various
Speaker 1: crazy swing parties. And I've done sex swings and whatever
Speaker 1: the hell else just to say that I've done it, anal,
Speaker 1: sex whatever, just to try it, you know, a lot
Speaker 1: of it. I love, Yeah, I mean to me still,
Speaker 1: I don't think that a guy on the planet that
Speaker 1: would say, if you ask them number one and number
Speaker 1: two what they want a girl to do, it's threesome
Speaker 1: and anal for most guys like that. One of those
Speaker 1: crazy sexwings. I did that at a at a Montreal
Speaker 1: sex club. Sorry not Montreal, Um, I got where it was.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was in Cleveland or something. I went to
Speaker 1: a sex club with the girl I was didding and
Speaker 1: it was we swapped with another couple using a sex swing.
Speaker 1: It was crazy well, I'm glad you brought that up
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna get to our surprise right now. This
Speaker 1: is all so crazy, he's like so exciting, hang out.
Speaker 1: You're all going to hate me like every girl of
Speaker 1: every data by the end, we just want to hang
Speaker 1: because you come to SDR you should go. Okay, do
Speaker 1: you guys want to hear the surprise? I'm scared now
Speaker 1: that you said sex swing and now okay, the surprise
Speaker 1: is that lip service? We are all going to take
Speaker 1: a trip together. Oh, Reilly, where we're going. We are
Speaker 1: going to Hedonism is going to be on the plank.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can see the wake of dead men that
Speaker 1: leaves and oh my god, eight men killed that hedonism too.
Speaker 1: I'm so large service co host g mcquarith, the former
Speaker 1: stripper excited. Yes, that we're all going to Hedonism and
Speaker 1: all expenses pay, so we just have to figure out
Speaker 1: what the dates are that we want to go. But yes, perfect,
Speaker 1: we're all going to go. Who else is going to
Speaker 1: meet us out there? That's pretty cool. Dates I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean no listeners. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait wait,
Speaker 1: you have to bring a date. Heism. So let's tell
Speaker 1: him a little bit about what hedonism is for people
Speaker 1: that know what. There's some clothing optional parts of the
Speaker 1: resort and beaches and stuff like that that you can
Speaker 1: go to. But then that's not all it is. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna have a nice women's trip. That's gonna be
Speaker 1: with the lip service ladies. And are you all and
Speaker 1: I don't know if you talk about this on there,
Speaker 1: and if you don't know, apologize? Are you all single? Ladies?
Speaker 1: I have a boyfriend. I'm not single either. That's see,
Speaker 1: that's a weird thing to say. I'm self confused because
Speaker 1: you have a boyfriend? Or are you not single? I
Speaker 1: mean to me, I don't I they were both the
Speaker 1: same thing. Am I wrong? The same thing? So you
Speaker 1: have a boyfriend? You are? You just tell me something else.
Speaker 1: You don't want to say that that she has a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: She just wants to say that she's not single. Yes,
Speaker 1: do you have a boy I have a boyfriend? Okay?
Speaker 1: You know what do you think your boyfriends would think
Speaker 1: about you going to eatonism have a good time. They
Speaker 1: don't care. It's one person that day, your boyfriend, she's single.
Speaker 1: He's gonna tell my boyfriend. He's gonna say, rock out.
Speaker 1: What are they gonna say, just make sure you don't
Speaker 1: suck anybody with my girls. He knows I'm not like
Speaker 1: that anyway. I'm such a prude, like I'm not about
Speaker 1: they have the prude party. It's called prude or nude,
Speaker 1: and those are the two already. I might slide over
Speaker 1: the nude you damn like you're gonna go to I
Speaker 1: don't have problems being naked, have sex with anybody, but
Speaker 1: they're signing a disclaimer when you walk in. Whatever happens happens.
Speaker 1: Don't you feel like when when you see nakedness, eventually
Speaker 1: drinks come into play of No, no, no, not you.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you, but maybe I think maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: But it would you think your husband, your your boyfriends
Speaker 1: would be upset if you were watching people fucking No.
Speaker 1: I think they would think it was hilarious. I would
Speaker 1: think they would think that was porn, live action porn. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would be like, yo, you won't believe what happening
Speaker 1: or these people. What if he said that, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this dude had the most beautiful dick I've ever seen
Speaker 1: him my own I've never here. Probably ignore it when
Speaker 1: my boyfriend doesn't say that's beautiful. When I talked to
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. If I say something that he thinks he's crazy,
Speaker 1: which I do all the time, he just ignores it,
Speaker 1: acts like I didn't say it, and antinues the conversation.
Speaker 1: He always does that to me. I'd like to hear me.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't repeat herself. Is out right? So hopefully G
Speaker 1: won't suck the life out of anyone again? WHOA. First
Speaker 1: of all, I didn't suck the life out of him.
Speaker 1: He came, and then he came again, and I tried
Speaker 1: to get him to come a third time, and he
Speaker 1: died on the third. Wow, I didn't come and can
Speaker 1: make you die? You have a heart attack? Clearly, clear, clear, G,
Speaker 1: I'm excited about I would wait till the winter, though.
Speaker 1: You want to wait till it's cold in New York
Speaker 1: or else? Why go? Yeah? I was thinking maybe we'll go,
Speaker 1: like in November or something like, wait till after I
Speaker 1: think the hurricane season ends in early November. Can make
Speaker 1: sure you think I've never been to Jamaica? Really well,
Speaker 1: you got the girl, girl. I spent New Year's even
Speaker 1: Jamaica last year. If all right, what's more important? Stamina
Speaker 1: or size? I think with the right side. You don't
Speaker 1: need Sam, that's not true. Nobody likes a big whack dick.
Speaker 1: You know. What I'm saying is that if a guy
Speaker 1: can make you come really quickly, big dick won't just
Speaker 1: make you sometimes, you know, obviously automatical tabasco with little
Speaker 1: tiny dick humping you. Like, That's what I was thinking
Speaker 1: when she or huge. So if it's like she didn't
Speaker 1: say that, she said stamina or size huge? Who the
Speaker 1: size queen is here? I heard thirteen inch? So what's
Speaker 1: my importance? Um? Yeah, that's really hard because like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like you need both. I feel like you
Speaker 1: need I didn't say both. I mean that's sometimes quickies
Speaker 1: can be very satisfying, not if the guy has a
Speaker 1: one inch penis. But exactly, I'm not saying one InChI
Speaker 1: I'm not talking, but you're you're leaving it open to interpretation.
Speaker 1: But yeah, would you rather have a really okay, what's that?
Speaker 1: A regular dick? But you know, um, but he has
Speaker 1: great stamina or a really big dig but he's okay,
Speaker 1: I want immediately I'm thinking extremes me too. You know
Speaker 1: when you said when you give me the list, wasn't
Speaker 1: for you you want to get pegged with what do
Speaker 1: you prefer? Because like I talked about, like I hate eat,
Speaker 1: I would rather be five degrees than a hundred and five.
Speaker 1: I'd rather I'd rather than seventy. But that's not the option.
Speaker 1: It's the two extremes. So when you said it, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking micro penis and for two hours, two cares or
Speaker 1: a huge dick in the last three pumps. This is
Speaker 1: weird to hear you. I feel like it's like I'll
Speaker 1: sech a huge dick. You have to be extremes. You
Speaker 1: have to go. You gotta go, Sam, I don't know
Speaker 1: why I go to extremes. Now, I need the regular
Speaker 1: with stay regular, regular, great situation. Okay, let's okay, let's
Speaker 1: not say let's say four inches but great stamina or
Speaker 1: talk about atches, but two minutes, what about girth? What
Speaker 1: if it's four inches but it's like, oh no, let's
Speaker 1: just say it's h a little bit below average. But
Speaker 1: that's a big want to know how to work it
Speaker 1: though it's too quick to really I don't come that
Speaker 1: quick like where you could do. I'm gonna go back.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the stamina over the huge guy,
Speaker 1: like have you ever had sex with a guy that
Speaker 1: comes too quick all the time and you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? But control it. Sometimes I'm annoyed all
Speaker 1: guys on bounce. I was just about the face, but
Speaker 1: I mean, not in five minutes. At least in an
Speaker 1: hour they should be able to move on. I'm cleaning
Speaker 1: up one and done. I'm on the phone on you
Speaker 1: in the morning. Well, I was just said, it's one
Speaker 1: of my favorite feelings in the world. After you have
Speaker 1: sex with a girl as a guy, and you go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom for the guys in the booth can
Speaker 1: agree with us, and you come out of the bathroom
Speaker 1: and she's getting dressed, You're like, thank God. Versus the
Speaker 1: girl that's snuggling in the bed, I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be all night now. See that's your kind,
Speaker 1: that's your problem where you don't got no stamina. Huh.
Speaker 1: I prefer the girl to leave. It makes me happy.
Speaker 1: No one at it, lover, No, I sleep better about myself.
Speaker 1: I just do d He's just destined to be. This
Speaker 1: is my mother off to no end, just me and
Speaker 1: my tabasco. All right, well, listen, we appreciate you so
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Speaker 1: I say I tried it and liked it. Just don't
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