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Speaker 1: Let's all right, y'all, what's good. It's Antelo Ye. I'm G. G.

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Speaker 1: MacGuire and we are revisiting with one of our former

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Speaker 1: guests who was here super early on when we were

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Speaker 1: doing this service. Ralph Setting is here. Thanks for having

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Speaker 1: me back. Yes, sex Chiro. He has his own podcast too,

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Speaker 1: and your columnists and I was reading some of your articles.

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Speaker 1: But we'll get into that in a second. But first

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Speaker 1: of all, we want to thank you for coming. Let's

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Speaker 1: have a toast to that. It's Friday here here. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for the tequila lady, Yeah, no problem, Quia Friday. Now

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Speaker 1: I want to start it? Should we start up with

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Speaker 1: the surprise that should we get to it later? In

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Speaker 1: such a good mood, why wouldn't you start with that?

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Speaker 1: But wait, it's Friday at thirteenth? Ya didn't say that

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Speaker 1: It is Friday thirteen, right, Well, in case you don't

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Speaker 1: listen on Friday, it could be any day. We are

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Speaker 1: recording this on Friday that thirteen. Some of the topics

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Speaker 1: will be from today. Are you scared of Friday that

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Speaker 1: thirteenth or something. I'm born on the thirteen, so that's

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Speaker 1: my lucky day, I always say, and my birthday is

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Speaker 1: January third, which is thirteen. That's funny. My mom was

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Speaker 1: born on the thirteenth. Really, he's a lucky number like ya.

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Speaker 1: And Friday, that thirteenth is always good because that means

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Speaker 1: that you get paid on that Friday, because the fifteenth

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Speaker 1: will be on a Sunday, so we get paid on

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Speaker 1: the fifteen. And yes, I got paid today pizza for everybody.

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Speaker 1: Does that mean that you won't get paid till the

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Speaker 1: following week? We get paid on Monday, yet get paid

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Speaker 1: on Monday. But yeah, So Friday the thirteenth has always

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Speaker 1: been good for me because I get paid early if

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Speaker 1: that matters the day, Like I said, yes, so tell

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Speaker 1: us our motherfucker is surpride, you know what. I actually

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Speaker 1: kind of like suspense. So I wan on the couch

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Speaker 1: on the edge of the couch. You looked like you're

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Speaker 1: leaning back. I was just telling them that so they

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Speaker 1: could think that. Thanks. And now I wanted to talk

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Speaker 1: to Ralph about this show. And I see what you

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Speaker 1: guys think about it on Lifetime right. I think it's

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Speaker 1: like the seventh season and it's called Married at First Sight.

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Speaker 1: Have you heard of this? I've heard of it because

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Speaker 1: my producers are tessed with all those ridiculous dating shows,

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Speaker 1: the ninety Day Fiances and other one, and Mary at

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Speaker 1: first that she loves all of those shows. Now tell

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Speaker 1: me what you think about this and if you would

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Speaker 1: try this right or if you is this romantic or

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Speaker 1: is this stupid? So the point of the show is

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Speaker 1: couples get married and then but they've never met the

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Speaker 1: person before, so they have people that like do all

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Speaker 1: these this event. It's kind of like an arrange marriage.

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Speaker 1: There's a vetting process. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're they're arranged

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Speaker 1: by professionals, right, and they go by like their personalities

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Speaker 1: and their likes and dislikes, and they like come like

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Speaker 1: put them together as if they're compatible. And then after

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Speaker 1: eight weeks, the show follows you for like the first

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Speaker 1: eight weeks of your marriage because you haven't met this person.

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Speaker 1: You're literally meeting on the altar. Yes, that's awesome. And

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Speaker 1: then for weeks they follow you, and then at the

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Speaker 1: end of that you can either stay together, I get

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Speaker 1: to get divorced after Well, what do you think about that?

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Speaker 1: I think that it's a sad statement of what we

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Speaker 1: live in this reality show world that everyone will do

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Speaker 1: anything just to get on television. But these are people

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Speaker 1: that have tried to be in relationships and it hasn't

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Speaker 1: worked out. It's kind of it is really an arranged marriage.

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Speaker 1: But I guarantee you if if the cameras were not involved,

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Speaker 1: the people that are doing it would not be doing it.

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Speaker 1: But arranged marriages last sometimes longer than you know regularly

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Speaker 1: because they don't know if they can get out of it.

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Speaker 1: It's like saying Colts laughed. You know, you know, but

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Speaker 1: you know what. My cousin it was in an arranged

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Speaker 1: marriage then she was sixteen. That half of my family's Muslims.

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Speaker 1: So but they're still together. They have a lot of kids.

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Speaker 1: I stopped counting after six. And they love each other.

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Speaker 1: They love each other. I love a match, a professional matchmaker,

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Speaker 1: match me have you. I don't know about like to marry,

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Speaker 1: like to just marry at first sight. Like I think

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Speaker 1: that's a little bit extreme. I agree with I think,

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Speaker 1: what's the every dage of the contestants or whatever you're in?

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Speaker 1: not one couple stay married out of how many? Oh

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Speaker 1: so it's the whole they follow you they it's one

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Speaker 1: couple per season, it's three couples per season. Three couples. Okay,

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Speaker 1: That's better than the statistics of marriage that general. On

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Speaker 1: for how many of them stay. What if they had

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Speaker 1: a show where you just had to have they hook

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Speaker 1: whoa island having sex? Though? Aren't they some of them? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but some of them weak? If they had like a

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Speaker 1: the flavor? Flav slept with almost every one of those.

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Speaker 1: But they all sleep with everybody on there, And don't

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Speaker 1: they say opposite the track? So what do you mean

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Speaker 1: a professional matches up their personalities? Like that's weird to

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Speaker 1: me because maybe it's what you're looking for or what

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Speaker 1: you don't watch a millionaire matchmaker? I don't be believing

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Speaker 1: that bit, I think. Okay, I used to watch I

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Speaker 1: used to watch it faithfully. I tried a matchmaker once.

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Speaker 1: I've been single for a long time and it did

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Speaker 1: not like everyone, and it was they're expensive and it

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Speaker 1: just it was awful every She showed me three people

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Speaker 1: and I hated all of them and I canceled the contract.

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Speaker 1: Was a queer eye for the straight guy? Was that

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Speaker 1: your matchmaker? You know? I was on that show? Right,

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Speaker 1: They're just mentioning it because I'm so damn cute, you know.

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Speaker 1: When I even that they did that, that was a nonsense.

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Speaker 1: That was actually my friend. I did not know at all,

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Speaker 1: but they set me up with her and she was

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Speaker 1: supposed to be, like, not a stripper. To the time,

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Speaker 1: I was a strip club DJ. And you like strippers

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Speaker 1: and let me it's a it's a weird thing because like,

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Speaker 1: what I worked at a strip club five days a week.

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Speaker 1: Who else, am I going to date the bouncer under

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Speaker 1: the date the girl? But they were supposed to introduce

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Speaker 1: you to this like wholesome, normal, nice girl, and we're

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Speaker 1: still friends to this day. But at the time she

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Speaker 1: don't understand why that was considered. Oh my god, we

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Speaker 1: gotta introduce her to him, to a real woman. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm glad you said that because you

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Speaker 1: actually did an article about how you can date a princess. Yes,

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Speaker 1: tell us how who these are? Because Z is a

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Speaker 1: former stripper. Okay, alright, good, Yeah, I'd love to hear

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Speaker 1: your take on how close I am to being right. Okay, so, um,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you remember your I don't remember my own article.

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Speaker 1: Step I have verbal diarrhea all the time. If this

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Speaker 1: you become a dalla sign you'll forever be a dallar sign,

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Speaker 1: buy or a drink. Tell you're on winding from a

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Speaker 1: flirty and friendly. Wait, what is this scenario? The scenario

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Speaker 1: you ruin that relationship with taking them out to dating?

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Speaker 1: Because the whole idea of strip clubs is the fantasy

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Speaker 1: you now. So you say it, don't spend money at all,

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Speaker 1: and you don't want her to think that. Um Like,

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Speaker 1: you know I'm working, but why would I want to night?

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Speaker 1: tell her she's gorgeous. This can work, wonders, But in

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Speaker 1: she comes back to you after she goes on stage,

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Speaker 1: then you are halfway there. That's true. Bam, you're doing good,

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Speaker 1: but he's seen it all. One time, the girl I

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Speaker 1: and at the she was working one night I wasn't.

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Speaker 1: She came home the guy gave her a blank check,

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Speaker 1: too much you could bounce and you get nothing. And

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Speaker 1: Hold up, what would you put? It depends on had

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Speaker 1: a lot of money, what would you put in that

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Speaker 1: blank check? I would have to assess the like, why

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Speaker 1: did he get? Like? What was this scenario? Like I

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Speaker 1: definitely be somewhere in the thousands. I wouldn't put hundreds

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Speaker 1: and that's funny, but okay, so give us a number.

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Speaker 1: You have this blame check. What are you gonna put? See?

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Speaker 1: a card a N word. A friend of mine. She's

425
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Speaker 1: like somewhat famous actress. Her name is Jennifer Esposito. She

426
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,880
Speaker 1: was on Crash on different movies and I've been friends

427
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:40,720
Speaker 1: with her since some seventeen. Yeah, and um, she did

428
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,720
Speaker 1: this movie Crash where in the movie she had sex

429
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,919
Speaker 1: with Don Cheatle and at the premiere, a guy that

430
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,240
Speaker 1: she had been dating for three months. She had no

431
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:53,119
Speaker 1: idea he was racist. Right at the premiere, she leans

432
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:56,840
Speaker 1: over her and goes, you're fucking American N word on camera.

433
00:20:57,359 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 1: That's disgusting. And she thought initially that he was joking.

434
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,639
Speaker 1: People are gonna hear. He's like, I don't care if

435
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,160
Speaker 1: people here, it's just like and they broke up right there,

436
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:10,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's crazy. I can't even do my job.

437
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:16,399
Speaker 1: You're having the problem with fucking done cheating. But it

438
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,600
Speaker 1: sounds like he was a little insecure, right, he couldn't

439
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 1: add up. But you know what, one thing, I'm so

440
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,760
Speaker 1: glad that you did bring up the looking when you're

441
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 1: naked looking funny. So one of my friends had recently

442
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,320
Speaker 1: got lightpole and she told me she's probably gonna kill me.

443
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,479
Speaker 1: I know who it is, right, So she said to

444
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 1: me that like she feels like now she needs lightpo

445
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 1: like on her vagina. But she said, it's not a pupa.

446
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,439
Speaker 1: But it's like, see, this is the thing when you

447
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 1: have this belly fat, right and they suck it from here,

448
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 1: the belly fat goes all way down to here because

449
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,359
Speaker 1: the fact doesn't come back here anymore. Yeah, so they

450
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,359
Speaker 1: suck it from here and then all of this is

451
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 1: still like, so I know that I used to work

452
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 1: with a girl who had that. So what is that is?

453
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,200
Speaker 1: It's really a fop is just like the lfeboat. It

454
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:09,840
Speaker 1: couldn't go down, it's over. You just gonna have a

455
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 1: I mean guys like but the way guys like it

456
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 1: when the lips are fat, this front part that's fat

457
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 1: and her stomach is not. That's how you get a

458
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 1: camel tell then, right, that's how you just look weird. Yeah,

459
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:32,600
Speaker 1: you can't wear leggings, camel back, camera back mountain. All right,

460
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 1: So what about for us? What looks bad naked? Like

461
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 1: for a guy? Is there anything that you've ever been

462
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 1: turned off? I'm sure very hairy, That's what I was

463
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 1: gonna say, Harry, even like the I mean, I don't

464
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,199
Speaker 1: really mind a little bit of chass. Ever, when you

465
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,719
Speaker 1: owe dn and then like you don't man escape like

466
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,959
Speaker 1: funny because all of that has become It's just like

467
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 1: with women shaving their their couch. It's all comes and goes.

468
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 1: Like when I in the seventies Tom Selleck from Magna

469
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,359
Speaker 1: p I. He was the epitome of a male and

470
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 1: it's super hairy chest. And then Baywatch comes out and

471
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 1: it's all shaven chest. So then it just culture is

472
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 1: a lot of often dictated by entertainment. Okay, so you

473
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 1: know what, I take that back chess is not that bad.

474
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: It's the back back. If your fucking back is hairy,

475
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,120
Speaker 1: you're disgusted. I'm sorry. You have to get it lasered.

476
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 1: You have to get shape. It is painful. I don't

477
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 1: know about going to do something too. Oh my excuse

478
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:28,920
Speaker 1: thing laser heads back hurt in my back and he

479
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 1: Syrian Arabic, so that's even more hair. You get flagged

480
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:41,119
Speaker 1: everywhere everywhere. Um so they I got my back. We

481
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: had a porn star on the show once and I

482
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 1: I said that she was from Lithuania or a Latvia,

483
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: and I said, it's cool that when an immigrant comes

484
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 1: to this country and makes a living like she makes it.

485
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 1: She was, I'm not a fucking immigrant, she's a freaker.

486
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: She thought I meant a legal immigrant, you know what

487
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: the word meant. And when I told her I was Syrian,

488
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 1: she goes, you fuck and terrorist, you piece of the

489
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 1: only show every Wow, this is a mess. So these

490
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 1: people you run across to keep a home girl around

491
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 1: the beat. One of them up with, yeah, we go

492
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: turn in front of us when I see when I

493
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: see you on somebody, you know how somebody just got

494
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 1: like a black crusty their neck crusty as neck like

495
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 1: oh my god. Or when they had their bumps on

496
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 1: the back like the armpits or the knees like where

497
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 1: your joints are. If you just like black and you

498
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 1: need to like scrub. They didn't clean that dirt out

499
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 1: when they was young. Not. But the next thing you

500
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 1: just said, when I'm outside and I see like the

501
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 1: person that got the bump on the back of the

502
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 1: here next and M yeah, bunch of them. But it's

503
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: also fascinating to sit behind this guy and he had

504
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: like hit the whole back of his head. It's like

505
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 1: bumb sa lambians comes from the shaving. I guess that

506
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 1: is already raised. But looking at that ship and I

507
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: would be like, this is terrible, but it's so fascinating.

508
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: That's not I don't know why I just pictured it.

509
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 1: I just pictured it when like a big person. I

510
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: do think that, And it's part of our DNA for

511
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 1: men and women that women are much more turned on mentally.

512
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: Men are much more turned on physically, so that you thankfully,

513
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: women are much more forgiving. Like I can't believe women

514
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: have sex with me. I mean the worst, And I said,

515
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: while I'm having sex, I'm like, I feel so bad

516
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 1: for this girl right now. I can't believe she's dealing

517
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: with this. But it's because they care more about Oh,

518
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 1: he makes me laugh. He's funny. He's nice whatever. Yeah,

519
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: and where guys don't care about that, they really don't.

520
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: So thank god it works that way because you girls

521
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 1: work so much harder on your appearance. I just literally

522
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 1: rolled out of bed like this, Oh you look great, Oh,

523
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,360
Speaker 1: thank you so much. You look very clean, your hairs? Why?

524
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 1: And they did shower. But yeah, that sounds great all right. Now,

525
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: have you ever had to go to the hospital because

526
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: of something that happened during sex? Oh? We had a

527
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: guy on the show, not me. We had a guy

528
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 1: on the show that broke his penis worse than any

529
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 1: penis ever broke. And he made a documentary about it.

530
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 1: And he was broke all three pieces. There's two tendons

531
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,360
Speaker 1: and the urethra. And while the girl was riding him,

532
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 1: she misfired and ripped his penis. I know somebody who

533
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 1: did that. Pinky the porn star. She was on top

534
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: of the guy riding him, right, and I guess she

535
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 1: came up and went back down. She said, the whole

536
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:40,120
Speaker 1: condom filled up with bloody horrible. Maybe that's the Maybe

537
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: it's the same story. Didn't It happened to Dennis Rodman

538
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 1: as well, right, Yeah, but I think, yeah, I think

539
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: he's taking. Imagine you'd have to have a bigger penis,

540
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 1: just like it's hard to snap a tiny pencil, you know,

541
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 1: because I think if you because you know what, if

542
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 1: it's not big, you might be going up and down

543
00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:00,159
Speaker 1: and slide off because you're so small a muscle. I

544
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: think that the longer it is, there's more areas for it,

545
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: Like I could snap easily little pencils hard. Yeah, that

546
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 1: does make sense, and the same thing the bigger all right,

547
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: So for all you big dick guys out there, it's

548
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: not a bonus. Maybe don't let them ride into that

549
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 1: thing broken then have it. Have you guys ever had

550
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: to go to the hospital? Man, listen, let me person

551
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: in the yard. You know my hospital story? Drop? Yeah,

552
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: she killed someone? All right? Okay, yeah the yeah, the

553
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: clear Mont twins is that true? Yeah? He had a

554
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: heartest actually did kill someone, not Gigi. To clear my

555
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: twins before, to clear my twins, though, you better show

556
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: them how to do it, since to listen, it feels

557
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 1: bad about it to this day. It's gonna be weird.

558
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: I thought the only happen in movies. I don't know

559
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: that really happens. Come on, let's just give him a moment.

560
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: When you've got some bob mass pussy anything. We're not

561
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 1: gonna give him a moment. Come on, a moment of silence.

562
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: All right? Have you ever killed anyone? Never killed nobody,

563
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: not that I'm aware of. Have you read to the hospital?

564
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: No I haven't. Actually no, I'm play on the safe side.

565
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: I think I've been doing pretty well. Please don't jinx me.

566
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to end up in the hospital. I

567
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: went to the hospital once, but what it was like

568
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: a false alarm? Where was it? So? I was drunk

569
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: and I was dating this guy and I had my periods.

570
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: I wasn't planning to have sex, but I guess I did.

571
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 1: So I woke up in the morning and I was like,

572
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: where's my tampon? I was like horrified, and I thought

573
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 1: it was inside me somewhere. I like called the emergency room,

574
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: went to the doctor. But I guess I must have

575
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 1: taken it out in my drunken state at some point

576
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: where the fun didn't you just stick your you could

577
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: that right syndrome. But my home girl, Leah, that actually

578
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: happened to her. What happened was she started dating this

579
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 1: guy who I'm not gonna set her host, so she's

580
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: told it before, but anyway, um, she didn't realize she

581
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: had the tampon inside herself for like months. Her pussy

582
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: was thinking. She didn't know why, and so he was like, listen,

583
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: you really need to go get that checked out, like

584
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: in a nice way, you know, because why did she

585
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: really go? Why she had an odor? And then when

586
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: she went, she found out that there was a tampon

587
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: that she had left, that she forgot, that that was

588
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: inside of her awfulness. It's good to know that if

589
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: it happens, you could live for months. I thought it

590
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: happened much quicker. Everybody was a good toxic sax syndrome.

591
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: But it's a you know, it could potentially. I know

592
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: of a girl who left it in her for days

593
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: and it was horrible on purpose or she forgot. She forgot.

594
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: This is so common. Yeah, yeah, she was sposed to me.

595
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: I was like kind of around her at the time,

596
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: and she was like, something wrong with me, something wrong

597
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: with me. I smell funny out of that, And then

598
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: she went to the doctor and it was only like

599
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: a couple of days, but months. I can only imagine

600
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: the smell like that. I don't I would imagine most

601
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: hospital related sex stories are anally related. Yeah, I would

602
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: imagine that too, like you rip yourshome like but a

603
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: lot of people get things stuck in here. But I

604
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: thought I was Wow. But y'all some old hole because

605
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: we did that. That is the number one reason. I

606
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: know somebody who works in the er and they said,

607
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: people have all kinds of stuff, and some work in

608
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 1: New York. It's always a story like I sat down

609
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: and this happened, or I fell, and no one ever

610
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: wants to talk about wants to an apple, and apples

611
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 1: always making up some sort of backhanded story. How do

612
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: you sit on the apple and it goes up your asshole?

613
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess you don't sit on it? No, thanks?

614
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: All right now, I was telling you guys about this

615
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: story that I was reading about earlier, and this has

616
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 1: to do with the me too movement? Right, So Henry,

617
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: how do you say? Name? Henry Kile? Some more? Okay?

618
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: He had to apologize Superman about some statements that he

619
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: made in an interview with g Q Australia. He was

620
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: talking about the Me Too movement and how women He said,

621
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: there's something wonderful about a man chasing a woman. There's

622
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: a traditional approach to that, which is nice. I think

623
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: a woman should be wood and chase. But maybe I'm

624
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: old fashioned for thinking that. He said, it's very difficult

625
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: to do that if there are a certain rule in place,

626
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: because then it's like, well, I don't want to go

627
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: up and talk to her because I'm going to be

628
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: called a rapist or something. So you're like, forget it.

629
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to call an ex girlfriend instead and then

630
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: just go back to our relationship, which never really worked.

631
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: But it's way safer than catting myself into the fires

632
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: of hell. By the way Superman raped me would be

633
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: one of the coolest stories of all time. Who's Gonna

634
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: save you, Batman? That's an awful story. Good story. I

635
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: would do that for the story he kidding me would

636
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: be the greatest story in the world. Well, this whole

637
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 1: story went viral and people were very upset about it.

638
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: They called him trash and they said it's pretty really, yes,

639
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: they said, it's pretty easy to not rape someone. Things

640
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: that make me go, what the funk? If you're approached

641
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: to chasing and are talking to our women, leading leads

642
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: to you to be afraid of a woman. Might accuse

643
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: your rape, then you need to question your style of

644
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 1: chasing women. I think the word rapist was the mistake there, right,

645
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: he took it too far. In this day and age,

646
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: certain words may harassment from sexual harassment, I think would

647
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: be the answer that would not have gotten him so

648
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: much age. He apologized, and he said he didn't mean

649
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 1: to be insensitive, and he wanted to clarify um, he

650
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: would never disrespect in any way, shape or form anybody.

651
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: So he said he's going to make sure that he's

652
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: more careful about the nuance. Well, these days we all

653
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 1: have to be very aware of words because unfortunately, in

654
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: the society right now, words hurt more than they should.

655
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: I personally believe that you should be able to say anything.

656
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: It's actions that you should be worried about. You know

657
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: that actions are far more dangerous than words. But words

658
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: are crazy too because people listen to you, right, yeah,

659
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: And you have a platform where people listen to you,

660
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: so you say things and people like well if you

661
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: depends again, I know this sounds horrible, s hard to

662
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: cut you off there, but I think a lot of

663
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: it depends on for me, especially working in a comedy space.

664
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not a comic, but I do work

665
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: in that space. There are a lot you could segment

666
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: out things that I've said on my show or Jason

667
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 1: make us look like the worst people on the planet.

668
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: You know, But if you're saying something for the purposes

669
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: of funny or something you don't really mean, is different

670
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,959
Speaker 1: than how I live my life. Like if we made

671
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: a headline out of you know, Ralph sentence says it

672
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:07,479
Speaker 1: would be dope if Superman right exactly, so that exact statement,

673
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: it's a perfect example of it. Where look, the way,

674
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: the way I described this a lot is that guys

675
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: have had it pretty fucking easy and too good in

676
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: the guide direction since the dawn of man. Right, man

677
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: have just had it easy. So now the pendulum has

678
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: swung way back in the wrong direction where everything is wrong.

679
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: Eventually it's going to come into the middle that the

680
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,479
Speaker 1: real estate market, right, it's gone. But right now we

681
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: just have to suck it up and deal with it

682
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: because we've did. You tell us to suck it up,

683
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: that's right. Suck it is what I meant to say.

684
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not gonna lie. I'm tired of people

685
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: being this sensitive, like it's whack because it's like back

686
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: in the day, you could use the F word. You

687
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: know what word I'm talking about, and nobody yeah know

688
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say? What they used to say,

689
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: gay people would, but you say it in a rap

690
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: song and nobody would saying now you just would wrap along.

691
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: Now it's like you say you got a whole community

692
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,439
Speaker 1: coming behind you, and it's like you might not even

693
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 1: meant it in that context. And I'm just words can't

694
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: have more than one meaning anymore. I had a girl

695
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: a cigarette, you get what I'm saying, a fag smoking

696
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: a fag, and oh, now everybody doesn't like me exactly,

697
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: but it's like it's too much now because like you said,

698
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: where's the outrage for the cops killing what it is?

699
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: And it's more And most of the people that get

700
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 1: upset I don't think are the actual people that it affects.

701
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: But I think it's a privileged white people that have

702
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 1: nothing better to do than find something to complain about.

703
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: I had a girl say to me that we made

704
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 1: we made like some dumb Asian joke on my show,

705
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: and exist like forgot what the joke was, but her

706
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 1: line was, I don't think you should make Asian jokes.

707
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:00,800
Speaker 1: I think that's retarded. I'm like, retarded, what are you saying?

708
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: So you know, it's funny how when it hits home

709
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: it bothers you. She doesn't care about saying retarded, but

710
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: an Asian joke because you know what you can and

711
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: can't say, because they said, now you can say retarded,

712
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: the medical right word for it. They said you can

713
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: say that's mentally and you can't say miss it. You

714
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 1: have to say little person, little person, more offensive. That's

715
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: the worst thing. That's what I said. I get like,

716
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: little people better to imai it. I don't know. I

717
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,399
Speaker 1: think dwarf. But that's a different things, a different thing.

718
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: I said it to two little people. What's up? It

719
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: was in a picture with us and I was like,

720
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: we love. I was like, and then here's also a

721
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: little person. Sounds like you're not even a real person.

722
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: That's what I think the weird. So here's here's my question,

723
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: because I had the endless debates about this. Let's assume

724
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,760
Speaker 1: truck drivers get together and say that the word trucker

725
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: is offensive. Okay, and let's say right now, ten thousand

726
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: truckers truck drivers don't like the word anymore. But it's

727
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: not enough people to make enough noise where it gets changed. Right,

728
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,439
Speaker 1: we are saying that ten thousand people don't matter. When

729
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: do we get enough people on board that all of

730
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 1: a sudden, Okay, now it matters. So you just need

731
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:22,399
Speaker 1: enough what I call the unsilent minority to complain, Yeah,

732
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 1: and then things change. But the truth is that you ask, like, look,

733
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: we have a lot of gay guys on our network.

734
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: It's like three or four. There's a guy that plays

735
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: a transgender woman on the network. There is a flat

736
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: out gay guy on the network. That's various. Every still

737
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: come into the studio and say to me what's up?

738
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,879
Speaker 1: Fact like, that's how he comes in. And I'll say

739
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: it back to him because we like each other and

740
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: we know each other, and it doesn't matter when you're

741
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 1: friends with people. But I guess you can't get on

742
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: a platform and say it. It depends on the people

743
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: don't who don't know you. Right, It's a different thing.

744
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: I almost got I host this rock cruise every year.

745
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: CULTU ship rocked and I made a suicide joke after

746
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: the singer of Lincoln Park killed himself And it wasn't

747
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 1: even a bad joke. It wasn't even funny joke, but

748
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 1: it's made a joke, and they tried to get me

749
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 1: thrown off hosting the cruise. They tried to And the

750
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 1: truth is is that I don't like I didn't post it.

751
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,720
Speaker 1: If I would have posted it on the ship Rocked

752
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: Facebook page or on the ship rock Twitter for him, yeah,

753
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: fire me. That's insensitive. The guy that had a problem

754
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: with it wasn't even following me on Twitter. He someone

755
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: he took a screenshot of it and then sent it

756
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: to ship Rocked and then tried to rally. Of course,

757
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: he lost someone through uh suicide, and he sent me

758
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,439
Speaker 1: a picture of his daughter and said, she killed herself.

759
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,439
Speaker 1: How do you feel now, I'm like, I feel bad

760
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: that your daughter died, but I don't know her, and

761
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: I wasn't talking about her, you know. And so it's

762
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: just weird. In general, when things get too close to

763
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,280
Speaker 1: home is when people have a problem, they get hypersensus

764
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: and you have to realize sometimes or maybe this is

765
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 1: because it's me, you know, and maybe you're right, because

766
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: we um we about the fact that she killed someone,

767
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: but somebody might be offended if they have somebody closing

768
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: in and got killed exactly, and you just have to

769
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: realize sometimes that maybe it's just you, you know, and

770
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: you need to realize that this person is a good

771
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 1: person or whatever it is. You know, they're murder murder.

772
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 1: That alone would make every guy want to have sex

773
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: with you. You think, like, man, that girl's got to

774
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 1: have a Like I'm always like, why would anybody want

775
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: to have sex with killed someone? Black Widows Challenge marathon. First,

776
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: make sure I'm up to shake gz heart attack challenge. Yeah,

777
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: take that out. I did. I used to have a

778
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: radio show that was like a rock music radio show.

779
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: We're on about eight stations, not as big as the

780
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: Breakfast Club, but it's still pretty big. Um. We a

781
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: band came to try and promote. They sent a CD band.

782
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: They were a rock death metal rock then called like

783
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Jeffrey, and we just started making jokes like, uh,

784
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,919
Speaker 1: what are the songs called you Taste Good for Dinner

785
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: or whatever? You're stupid jokes. And then someone that listened

786
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: to the show and then they said that we should

787
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 1: get taken off the air. And you know, it's all

788
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: about when from close so we can't say anything. That's

789
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: the thing. Then you get to a place where you

790
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: can't say anything. Yeah, people are so hells What kind

791
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 1: of coincidence is that that the group is called they

792
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: should be more upset at them than us, right exactly

793
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: that they made the record label that allowed that album

794
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 1: to come out. Don't be mad at me, They just

795
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: sent me the record. Like I'm saying, it all started

796
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: from Rosa Parks and Outcasts. Hey, body moved to the

797
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,440
Speaker 1: back of the bus and she was outraged that they

798
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: used saying that, and I felt like ever since then,

799
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: people have been willing like they want to sue everybody

800
00:39:54,960 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 1: for Come on, come on, Rosa Pox and State, y'all,

801
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: y'all started this. Now's since we're talking about g killing people,

802
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: let's talk about this. This was in the news, right

803
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: They were talking about a man he married his dead

804
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: fiance at her Is that romantic or is that mean

805
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: that's crazy? You gotta die for a ring now? And

806
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: he married his dead fiance at her funeral? Oh no, wait,

807
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: I heard a different story. I'm sorry, that's not the

808
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: story heard. I heard a story about a guy who

809
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 1: buried his buried, unearthed his ex lover and kept her

810
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 1: in the house for three years and was still sucking.

811
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 1: That's called psycho. Oh no, that's his mom. Know this guy.

812
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: I'm because what happens when he say you may now

813
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: kiss the bride? Well, the question is did the bride

814
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: have a lot of money the family? Maybe that's why

815
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 1: he did it. Here's the picture, so you guys can

816
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 1: How does she say I do? She's dead? Maybe she's

817
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: not consenting. Oh yeah, she didn't. She didn't consent. She

818
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 1: didn't say. She didn't say yes. I saw the news

819
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 1: the other day it that was just fiance. I guess

820
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: he was understood. I mean, I understand. I mean it's

821
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: kind of sweet. I guess you didn't get a chance.

822
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,319
Speaker 1: Should have married that guy she killed. It's interesting that

823
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: she was wearing that's like morbid. I don't know. I

824
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: couldn't do that if you were in love? What if

825
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 1: you dad? Not? If you were in love would be

826
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: I saw who's the other day that there was this

827
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 1: family who propped their kids up and I saw that

828
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: to him playing video games like Cereal and stuff in China,

829
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: and I saw before it reminded me of this story

830
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: I saw before where they had propped the guy up

831
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,919
Speaker 1: on his motorcycle for his week and his motorcycle. That's weird.

832
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: Don't do that to me. I actually think, like, don't

833
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: put me on the strip repole for my week. Oh

834
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 1: my god, can you imagine if you should be on

835
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: top of a guy that's dead. Oh my god. No,

836
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about none of this normal

837
00:41:55,680 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 1: struck with y'all. Well, lor y'all smoking some we in

838
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: the studio. My aunt passed away a week or two

839
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 1: weeks ago through a weird circumstance where she's like fifty seven.

840
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,439
Speaker 1: She slipped in the shower, hit her head and died.

841
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 1: It was awful. I was married or not super close

842
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,479
Speaker 1: to her, but still sad. But her family, that side

843
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 1: of my family, they don't believe in funerals. They think

844
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: funeral is for everyone else, not for the person. And

845
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 1: the brother who was married to my mom said, you

846
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 1: know that's not my sister and I. We just we

847
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: don't do funerals, and I kind of dig that celebrate

848
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: the life, don't have to look at it. Especially Jews

849
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 1: generally don't do caskets. You know, we don't do that,

850
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: and that's a really hard thing to look at the

851
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: dead body. I'd like to remember the person, how they

852
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: were as opposed to seeing some ridiculous caricature of who

853
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: they are. And I think, I don't think I want

854
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 1: a funeral when I died, you know, as I would

855
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: don't neate my body to science. Really that's kind of scary.

856
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: Really don't know, because it just reminds me of like

857
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: a movie or something. You think you're gonna go to

858
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 1: heaven and you need your spleen, might because you might

859
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 1: come back with no spleen and he's gonna be like,

860
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 1: why don't I have a spleen donated to science? So

861
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: what do you guys think about? That? Is that a

862
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 1: sweet story? He married his fiano did say how long

863
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: they were engaged, how long they were And they don't

864
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: even know the circumstances of how she died. They just

865
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: have the video of the actual It would be cool

866
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 1: if he could find out if he killed her. That

867
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: would be no, No, he did not kill her. What

868
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: that was? She said no the night before to the weddings,

869
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: that we killed her and they married her. You're gonna

870
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: marry me anyway, she said, over my dead Bobby, he said,

871
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: let's make that happen. That's why to be making this

872
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: type of quiet work stop it. No, that ain't sweet.

873
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: I think that's weird all right. Now, Justin Bieber still

874
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: has Selena Gomes tattooed on him, even though he's engaged

875
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 1: now Hally Baldwin. So, m can you agin being with

876
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: somebody and they have someone else tattooed on him? I

877
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 1: find it hilarious that it's very popular. The best story

878
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: is Nikki six from Motley Crue. He had the Matley

879
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 1: Crue movie coming out, Yeah, the Dirt, I can't wait

880
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 1: for it. Um. He was dating Vanity gorgeous poster mind.

881
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: I think he passed away to usually she's incredibly beautiful,

882
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: and he got a V tattooed on his arm for Vanity.

883
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: Then they broke up, and he's smart. He just put

884
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: an eye in front of it and made it a

885
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: Roman number six for Nicki six. So it made it work.

886
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: It was fortunate. Actually he planned it at a time.

887
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: I never understand the putting anyone's unless it's your kid

888
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 1: or the guy you murdered from having sex. Only those

889
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: two names should be allowed on you. Have you ever

890
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: had sex with a girl and she had another? Many times?

891
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. Is it weird to you? Like? Is it funny.

892
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,720
Speaker 1: It just dumbed. I look at it. You're you're an idiot,

893
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 1: you know? Having that's weird too? Do you ask, like,

894
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: whose name is that? I want to open up a

895
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: can of worms? Son? What if you go to have

896
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 1: sex with a girl and she already has your name?

897
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 1: That'd be cool. I had a girl asked me to

898
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 1: marry her after two dates. That's did you say we

899
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 1: got married? I had three. I don't know if we

900
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: talked about this. I had three different women asked me

901
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: to marry them in my life, so and that was

902
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: one of them, one of those after the second day.

903
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 1: Have you ever asked anyone? No, I've never been married. Never.

904
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: I had a five year relationship five six years, but

905
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: I've never been married and I have no kids. We

906
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: had a discussion on the Breakfast Club about women asking

907
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: men to marry them. Why not you think in this,

908
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,439
Speaker 1: in this you know, feminist world, why not Why can't

909
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: women ask men? You can't have it both ways. That's

910
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,720
Speaker 1: how I feel about this. It really bothers me. Women

911
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: want to be equal except on things that they don't

912
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,919
Speaker 1: want to be equal. Well, I can say this though,

913
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: we want to be equal, but let's be clear, we

914
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: still aren't because we still don't make the same amount

915
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: of money that Thank god, I have to pay for

916
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 1: all my dates, so thank god. So that's what even,

917
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 1: that's what you have to do because we don't make

918
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:56,359
Speaker 1: the amount of money that y'all make. We still make

919
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: what about the dollar? What about model where female models

920
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: make way more money? Cripps. So how come we're not

921
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: having in that argument? You can you shouldt that revolution.

922
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,280
Speaker 1: You're saying it just but we're talking about in general.

923
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: I understand that. But I'm just saying is that it

924
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: is weird for me and like, as as a single

925
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: man dating at this point in my life where you

926
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: could have been married, I still go the route of

927
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: of making the decision in offering the uber and picking

928
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: the restaurant and paying and doing what in antiquated chivalrous terms.

929
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 1: As soon as we get equal pay for equal work,

930
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: then we'll talk about it. I had a girl on

931
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: a first date get piste off that I offered her

932
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 1: an uber home the doly thing. I can't pay for

933
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: my own number. I'm I'm just offering. I'm sorry, but

934
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: she got you should have been like I have a coupon,

935
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: I have a coupon. It's super feminine, right, I got

936
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: free rides, bitch, that's it. We both not pay. But

937
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: what happened? You let her pay for her own? Yes,

938
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: she got. She had an argument in a bar? Did

939
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 1: she paid for dinner? I paid for dinner? People like

940
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: people like to I am an asshole. You can feed her,

941
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:11,359
Speaker 1: but just don'ta make sure she's at home. Now I'm

942
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 1: thinking as him. I'm still definitely him. I think it's

943
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 1: in an argument over everything conversational. I think I'm a

944
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: horrible human being. All right, Well, I'm glad we talked

945
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: about male porn stars making less and women because that

946
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: was one topic I wanted to talk about. And what

947
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: does it take for a man to be a porn star? Right,

948
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 1: because there's a lot more things than it takes for

949
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: what it takes for a woman to be a porn star.

950
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: They said, you have to be well endowed, but you

951
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 1: also have to have a lot of stamina in order

952
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 1: to perform unless and I don't agree with you have

953
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: to be well en down. Because there's porn for everyone,

954
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,919
Speaker 1: and some people like to look at small penis, little

955
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:47,280
Speaker 1: small pen is porn, and we look at pinky porn

956
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: so let's talk about the things. Uh, and how much

957
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: harder it is for men to get into that industry, right,

958
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 1: they said, it's very it's almost impossible as a man

959
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: to get your foot in the door. A lot of

960
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: guys ask male porn stars how to break into the industry.

961
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 1: That's a fair question, they said, But um, you know,

962
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: usually you have to get a girl to bring you in. Oh,

963
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: that's interesting. So if you're dating someone who's a porn star,

964
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: then she can make sense, makes sense, and have you

965
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: do porn with her. And so one guy said he

966
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,760
Speaker 1: became a male porn star basically it was free labor

967
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 1: for my wife, he said. But if you don't have

968
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 1: the benefit of waking up every morning next to one

969
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: of the most popular female performers in the industry, you're

970
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: probably out of luck. Then a lot of guys get

971
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,479
Speaker 1: stayed wait free labor for his wife. And I guess

972
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: because she was an Yeah, she's okay, he was. His

973
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: name is Aaron's Small Hands Thompson. Who's his h superstar

974
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: porn star wife, Joanna Angel. This is from Men's Health.

975
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: She works. I guess she's also writes for Men's Health too.

976
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: Small Hands is probably great for porn for a man,

977
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: because it makes you dick look bigger. That's why I

978
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: have a mini tabasket bottle in my room, and a

979
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: mini smoke control, a mini bottle, a mini two leader

980
00:48:56,520 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: bottle of consoda, the one that goes in the refrigerator

981
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:07,479
Speaker 1: like a bagna what other good what other things guys

982
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: measure their dick up against. I have a book in

983
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: my house called the uh the Problem with Living with

984
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: a Huge Penis. It's just a funny people come in

985
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 1: and see it. It's like an my eight dollar joke

986
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 1: to just leave it out there, you know. And on

987
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: the side there's a ruler that you're supposed to measure

988
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: your dick with. What he was saying, he used the book,

989
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: I'm about to say, nobody's ever sent me a picture

990
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: with the book into a mini ruler next to your day.

991
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 1: All right, there was a good way to send our

992
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: penis pictures. But you know a lot of times, like women,

993
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: you know, we send that pictures from certain angles. So

994
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 1: people have, of course, and women use those those pretty apps,

995
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 1: those apps that what do they call that? Not just

996
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: the filter with there's like a face tune that's one

997
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 1: that specifically makes you look way better. I went on

998
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: a first date recently and I did not recognize that

999
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: it looks so different. And you know, you know how

1000
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: you can tell when a woman doesn't look good or

1001
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: like how she wants to look when she takes the

1002
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: pictures from way up top and you can't see the

1003
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: rest of her body, but you just get to head hit.

1004
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:11,720
Speaker 1: And then when you see somebody's like Instagram or Facebook

1005
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: or whatever, and they only have like head shots, now

1006
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: that's not true. They might not have no friends, so

1007
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: they don't got nobody to take the full body picture,

1008
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 1: take a full bodiu. And you know what else too,

1009
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,240
Speaker 1: If you go on their Instagram, look at the pictures

1010
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:26,439
Speaker 1: that they're tagged in. That's where you find out although

1011
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: they might untagged themselves, you should be more confirmed to

1012
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: the girl you're looking at it has no friends. That's right,

1013
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: that she's taken self. He's why doesn't she have she

1014
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:45,280
Speaker 1: sits on apples? Alright? So another thing for mal porn stars,

1015
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 1: they said a lot of them get stage right. They

1016
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 1: said they want to know that you can get hard,

1017
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 1: last um last the time that's required and give them

1018
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: the performance that they went and pop when they need

1019
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: you to. So that's the hard parts I would imagine, right, literally,

1020
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: that's hard work. Like I have into sex clubs and

1021
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 1: have had sex in in group situations. That doesn't bother

1022
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 1: me at all. But the the on que coming and

1023
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: the stamina things, you know, they make sure you like

1024
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 1: all these guys can come and then come again five

1025
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: minutes later, you know, which I definitely maybe when I

1026
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: was twenty, but not now, you know. So I think

1027
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: those are probably the things that are most admired from

1028
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: a male porn star, that they can come on, que

1029
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: come again and last as long as needed for the

1030
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 1: same and come on you. How did you get invited

1031
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: to these sex? I used to do? I looked so

1032
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: I was. I had a couple of long term relationships,

1033
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 1: like a three year and a five year, and it

1034
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 1: was thirty three and thirty four. I realized why I

1035
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,359
Speaker 1: have never done anything strange, you know, I just been

1036
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:47,439
Speaker 1: in monogamous, regular missionary relationship. I had never had anal sex.

1037
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 1: I never had a threesome at that point at thirty

1038
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: almost fifty now, but at nothing. No, this can't offend nobody.

1039
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,359
Speaker 1: But I thought White Girl was like anal I mean,

1040
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,319
Speaker 1: and my the two girls that were in my most

1041
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: of my adult life at that time did not, and

1042
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: so it just never happened. And at thirty three, I'm like, well,

1043
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to experience everything now, suck it.

1044
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,359
Speaker 1: So I just started looking for girls that were bisexual.

1045
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: I was working the strip club at the time, so

1046
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: that was kind of easy, you know, and then going

1047
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 1: to swing parties and I did a stint of you know,

1048
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 1: four girls and me more than once and uh, various

1049
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: crazy swing parties. And I've done sex swings and whatever

1050
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 1: the hell else just to say that I've done it, anal,

1051
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: sex whatever, just to try it, you know, a lot

1052
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,399
Speaker 1: of it. I love, Yeah, I mean to me still,

1053
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: I don't think that a guy on the planet that

1054
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 1: would say, if you ask them number one and number

1055
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: two what they want a girl to do, it's threesome

1056
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: and anal for most guys like that. One of those

1057
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: crazy sexwings. I did that at a at a Montreal

1058
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 1: sex club. Sorry not Montreal, Um, I got where it was.

1059
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: Maybe it was in Cleveland or something. I went to

1060
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: a sex club with the girl I was didding and

1061
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: it was we swapped with another couple using a sex swing.

1062
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 1: It was crazy well, I'm glad you brought that up

1063
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna get to our surprise right now. This

1064
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: is all so crazy, he's like so exciting, hang out.

1065
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: You're all going to hate me like every girl of

1066
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: every data by the end, we just want to hang

1067
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:23,319
Speaker 1: because you come to SDR you should go. Okay, do

1068
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,359
Speaker 1: you guys want to hear the surprise? I'm scared now

1069
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: that you said sex swing and now okay, the surprise

1070
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 1: is that lip service? We are all going to take

1071
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: a trip together. Oh, Reilly, where we're going. We are

1072
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 1: going to Hedonism is going to be on the plank.

1073
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: Maybe you can see the wake of dead men that

1074
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:52,879
Speaker 1: leaves and oh my god, eight men killed that hedonism too.

1075
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 1: I'm so large service co host g mcquarith, the former

1076
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 1: stripper excited. Yes, that we're all going to Hedonism and

1077
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: all expenses pay, so we just have to figure out

1078
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 1: what the dates are that we want to go. But yes, perfect,

1079
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: we're all going to go. Who else is going to

1080
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 1: meet us out there? That's pretty cool. Dates I mean,

1081
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: I mean no listeners. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait wait,

1082
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:24,879
Speaker 1: you have to bring a date. Heism. So let's tell

1083
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,879
Speaker 1: him a little bit about what hedonism is for people

1084
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 1: that know what. There's some clothing optional parts of the

1085
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: resort and beaches and stuff like that that you can

1086
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,479
Speaker 1: go to. But then that's not all it is. So

1087
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: we're gonna have a nice women's trip. That's gonna be

1088
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 1: with the lip service ladies. And are you all and

1089
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if you talk about this on there,

1090
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: and if you don't know, apologize? Are you all single? Ladies?

1091
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 1: I have a boyfriend. I'm not single either. That's see,

1092
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 1: that's a weird thing to say. I'm self confused because

1093
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 1: you have a boyfriend? Or are you not single? I

1094
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 1: mean to me, I don't I they were both the

1095
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: same thing. Am I wrong? The same thing? So you

1096
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: have a boyfriend? You are? You just tell me something else.

1097
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: You don't want to say that that she has a boyfriend.

1098
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: She just wants to say that she's not single. Yes,

1099
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 1: do you have a boy I have a boyfriend? Okay?

1100
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: You know what do you think your boyfriends would think

1101
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 1: about you going to eatonism have a good time. They

1102
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 1: don't care. It's one person that day, your boyfriend, she's single.

1103
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 1: He's gonna tell my boyfriend. He's gonna say, rock out.

1104
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: What are they gonna say, just make sure you don't

1105
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 1: suck anybody with my girls. He knows I'm not like

1106
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: that anyway. I'm such a prude, like I'm not about

1107
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: they have the prude party. It's called prude or nude,

1108
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 1: and those are the two already. I might slide over

1109
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 1: the nude you damn like you're gonna go to I

1110
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 1: don't have problems being naked, have sex with anybody, but

1111
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 1: they're signing a disclaimer when you walk in. Whatever happens happens.

1112
00:55:56,239 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 1: Don't you feel like when when you see nakedness, eventually

1113
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 1: drinks come into play of No, no, no, not you.

1114
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you, but maybe I think maybe yeah,

1115
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: But it would you think your husband, your your boyfriends

1116
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: would be upset if you were watching people fucking No.

1117
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,839
Speaker 1: I think they would think it was hilarious. I would

1118
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 1: think they would think that was porn, live action porn. Yeah.

1119
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 1: I would be like, yo, you won't believe what happening

1120
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 1: or these people. What if he said that, Oh my god,

1121
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: this dude had the most beautiful dick I've ever seen

1122
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 1: him my own I've never here. Probably ignore it when

1123
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 1: my boyfriend doesn't say that's beautiful. When I talked to

1124
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. If I say something that he thinks he's crazy,

1125
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: which I do all the time, he just ignores it,

1126
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 1: acts like I didn't say it, and antinues the conversation.

1127
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,399
Speaker 1: He always does that to me. I'd like to hear me.

1128
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 1: I shouldn't repeat herself. Is out right? So hopefully G

1129
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: won't suck the life out of anyone again? WHOA. First

1130
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,879
Speaker 1: of all, I didn't suck the life out of him.

1131
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 1: He came, and then he came again, and I tried

1132
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 1: to get him to come a third time, and he

1133
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 1: died on the third. Wow, I didn't come and can

1134
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: make you die? You have a heart attack? Clearly, clear, clear, G,

1135
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 1: I'm excited about I would wait till the winter, though.

1136
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 1: You want to wait till it's cold in New York

1137
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 1: or else? Why go? Yeah? I was thinking maybe we'll go,

1138
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: like in November or something like, wait till after I

1139
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 1: think the hurricane season ends in early November. Can make

1140
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 1: sure you think I've never been to Jamaica? Really well,

1141
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 1: you got the girl, girl. I spent New Year's even

1142
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 1: Jamaica last year. If all right, what's more important? Stamina

1143
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 1: or size? I think with the right side. You don't

1144
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 1: need Sam, that's not true. Nobody likes a big whack dick.

1145
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: You know. What I'm saying is that if a guy

1146
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:47,360
Speaker 1: can make you come really quickly, big dick won't just

1147
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: make you sometimes, you know, obviously automatical tabasco with little

1148
00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 1: tiny dick humping you. Like, That's what I was thinking

1149
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: when she or huge. So if it's like she didn't

1150
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 1: say that, she said stamina or size huge? Who the

1151
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 1: size queen is here? I heard thirteen inch? So what's

1152
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 1: my importance? Um? Yeah, that's really hard because like, yeah,

1153
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: I feel like you need both. I feel like you

1154
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 1: need I didn't say both. I mean that's sometimes quickies

1155
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 1: can be very satisfying, not if the guy has a

1156
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: one inch penis. But exactly, I'm not saying one InChI

1157
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 1: I'm not talking, but you're you're leaving it open to interpretation.

1158
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, would you rather have a really okay, what's that?

1159
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 1: A regular dick? But you know, um, but he has

1160
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: great stamina or a really big dig but he's okay,

1161
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 1: I want immediately I'm thinking extremes me too. You know

1162
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 1: when you said when you give me the list, wasn't

1163
00:58:55,160 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: for you you want to get pegged with what do

1164
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 1: you prefer? Because like I talked about, like I hate eat,

1165
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 1: I would rather be five degrees than a hundred and five.

1166
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 1: I'd rather I'd rather than seventy. But that's not the option.

1167
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: It's the two extremes. So when you said it, I'm

1168
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 1: thinking micro penis and for two hours, two cares or

1169
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 1: a huge dick in the last three pumps. This is

1170
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: weird to hear you. I feel like it's like I'll

1171
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: sech a huge dick. You have to be extremes. You

1172
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 1: have to go. You gotta go, Sam, I don't know

1173
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: why I go to extremes. Now, I need the regular

1174
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 1: with stay regular, regular, great situation. Okay, let's okay, let's

1175
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: not say let's say four inches but great stamina or

1176
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: talk about atches, but two minutes, what about girth? What

1177
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 1: if it's four inches but it's like, oh no, let's

1178
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 1: just say it's h a little bit below average. But

1179
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 1: that's a big want to know how to work it

1180
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 1: though it's too quick to really I don't come that

1181
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 1: quick like where you could do. I'm gonna go back.

1182
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:13,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the stamina over the huge guy,

1183
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 1: like have you ever had sex with a guy that

1184
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: comes too quick all the time and you're like, Okay,

1185
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 1: what the fuck? But control it. Sometimes I'm annoyed all

1186
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 1: guys on bounce. I was just about the face, but

1187
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 1: I mean, not in five minutes. At least in an

1188
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: hour they should be able to move on. I'm cleaning

1189
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: up one and done. I'm on the phone on you

1190
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 1: in the morning. Well, I was just said, it's one

1191
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 1: of my favorite feelings in the world. After you have

1192
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 1: sex with a girl as a guy, and you go

1193
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 1: to the bathroom for the guys in the booth can

1194
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 1: agree with us, and you come out of the bathroom

1195
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 1: and she's getting dressed, You're like, thank God. Versus the

1196
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 1: girl that's snuggling in the bed, I'm like, oh, this

1197
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 1: is gonna be all night now. See that's your kind,

1198
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 1: that's your problem where you don't got no stamina. Huh.

1199
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 1: I prefer the girl to leave. It makes me happy.

1200
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 1: No one at it, lover, No, I sleep better about myself.

1201
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 1: I just do d He's just destined to be. This

1202
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,560
Speaker 1: is my mother off to no end, just me and

1203
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 1: my tabasco. All right, well, listen, we appreciate you so

1204
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,680
Speaker 1: much for coming thing. This is really funny, and make

1205
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 1: sure you guys check out his column. He's got some

1206
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 1: really great funny and as you can see, informative articles.

1207
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: You know, with everything that he said to g G

1208
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: about dating, dating a pole print princess, can I say

1209
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: follow me everywhere at I am Ralph Sutton and my

1210
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: podcast The str Show, Sex, Drugs, Rock Roll, which yeah,

1211
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 1: it was in the top two overall podcasts this week

1212
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 1: because we had a legendary comedian Andredized clay On, which

1213
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 1: really funny, really crazy dude, and I do it with

1214
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 1: Big Jokerson is a really funny comic and the three

1215
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 1: of you should definitely come on the shows. Probably can't

1216
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 1: wait there. We'll all do much from together. And oh yes,

1217
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 1: now I'm scared because after the last week he told

1218
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know, I want to play that.

1219
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 1: And I make sure you guys read this article what

1220
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:07,920
Speaker 1: happened to the manly man men of America? Because the

1221
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 1: others they're all hell of feminine? Now, right, men, men, men, men, men.

1222
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 1: I think the popularity, like pure I have made guys

1223
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 1: a little more feminine, all right, little yeah, but do

1224
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 1: we really like manly men? I like manly men for

1225
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 1: certain things, like manly men. I don't like girly men,

1226
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: but does that mean that they're girly? What super? But

1227
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: too manly can be like all right, like you o

1228
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 1: d and like I'm too much like we want men

1229
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 1: that are decision makers, powerful, that take control. That's not manly,

1230
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 1: that's manly. If guy, what do you want to do that?

1231
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 1: And he says, oh, honey, I don't know whatever you

1232
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 1: want to do that, don't take charge? Yeah, I need

1233
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 1: a man. But again in this hashtag me to move,

1234
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 1: we can't do y'all so much trouble left of this.

1235
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 1: If my boyfriend us to borrow my pocketbook like little Bothy,

1236
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 1: that's not what we're talking about. That's not manly, you

1237
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 1: know what. Sorry, all right, well again, Ralphson, and thank

1238
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 1: you so much. And you did my show. I didn't.

1239
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,840
Speaker 1: We're all coming back together. And Charlemagne did it once too,

1240
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 1: which was cool. He was interesting, and you all three

1241
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,439
Speaker 1: going to come on soon. Just get the mushrooms ready

1242
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 1: here They say that now. And I just just for

1243
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 1: some advice on that, because sometimes people get mad that

1244
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 1: I say I tried it and liked it. Just don't

1245
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 1: do a lot, that's all. I think that's one of

1246
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 1: the keys. When you're trying something you've never done before,

1247
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 1: don't overdo it. I'm taking one. I'll take one, right,

1248
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 1: he'll do a photos. A little bit taste, it's like mushrooms,

1249
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 1: but you gotta put it in ship and they taste terrible.

1250
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 1: That you gotta growth and ship. You gotta put it

1251
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 1: in something like maybe a brownie or some tea or

1252
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: something like that. Just I just ate it. But yeah,

1253
01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:59,919
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. Oh, you just ate this ship?

1254
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 1: So how many did you eat that? Whatever? The out

1255
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: and took half of it? Okay, I don't even take

1256
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 1: that much because I'm very small. Because you little half

1257
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 1: a dose. I feel fine with that beause you and

1258
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 1: then together, okay, okay, slow down, slow it down. White

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Speaker 1: boy strung out service