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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is he makes excuses for her body count.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's really all

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Speaker 1: about in just a few because right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's prank. Phone call, nephew, what is

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Speaker 1: it today?

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Speaker 2: Early?

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Speaker 3: We got to get out of these school. These kids

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Speaker 3: got this nappy. Half, I got to call these parents

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Speaker 3: and tell them about these kids. Half, you got to

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Speaker 3: call these parents and let them know about these kids.

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Speaker 3: Half it's nappy with no hair. Yeah, well no, ha,

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Speaker 3: people can talk surely because we don't. We don't have

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Speaker 3: to cush you out so hard. If you call me,

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Speaker 3: does the objective? Thus the objective? Thank you? That is

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Speaker 3: my sole purpose.

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Speaker 2: A call.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna call about this this this this child's when

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Speaker 3: he's called a parent about this child's hair. We got

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Speaker 3: to fix We got to let's go get napahair.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, trying to get Francis. This is she, Hey, Frances,

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Speaker 2: how you doing. My name is Darryl. Our kids they

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Speaker 2: go to our together.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, your.

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Speaker 2: Daughter's Kaitlyn, right, Yes, okay, my son is DJ Drell Junior.

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Speaker 2: They I think I may have met you at the

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Speaker 2: beginning of the school year. You remember meeting me, Darryl Dell.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I met a lot of people, but I'm sorry

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Speaker 4: I can't place you right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, no problem. Hey, listen, I was getting your call.

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Speaker 2: You know, there's only a handful of black kids at

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Speaker 2: the school, you know, being a private school and all.

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Speaker 2: And uh, we the the black parents, we all got

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Speaker 2: together and had a meeting a couple of nights ago.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you said all the black parents. Okay, I wasn't there,

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Speaker 4: Well wasn't I called?

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Speaker 2: Uh, well, we actually had a meeting about your daughter, Kaitlyn.

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Speaker 4: Well what about Kaylyn? Is she Is there a problem

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Speaker 4: at school that she's crazy or something. I don't even

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Speaker 2: Actually were you know, we feel is to be you know,

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Speaker 2: you know, like I said, there's only a handful of blacks,

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Speaker 2: and we try to carry ourselves in a dignified way,

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Speaker 2: our presence, our attitude, the way we handle ourselves. And

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Speaker 2: you know, Kayla's doing very good in school from what

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Speaker 2: I understand, and very nice with all the rest of

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Speaker 2: the kids. He's getting along that's not the problem. What

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Speaker 2: we're trying to get is the grooming of Kaitlin. You know,

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Speaker 2: Kaylen has these braids, and what we were trying to

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Speaker 2: do is get you know, we had a meeting about it.

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Speaker 2: We want to.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, did you just say her grooming

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Speaker 4: something wrong with her grooming?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's not necessarily her clothing, of course, you know,

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Speaker 2: the kids were the uniforms, but the braids. You know,

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Speaker 2: we want to represent ourselves with a lot of dignity

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Speaker 2: the way we carry ourselves. We want to be, you know,

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Speaker 2: pretty much nice and clean, spitting polished. We would really

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Speaker 2: prefer for her hair was straight and opposed to being

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Speaker 2: braided up. You know, you men, that kind of gives

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Speaker 2: what we're trying to avoid.

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Speaker 4: Are you crazy? It is something wrong with you. You don't.

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Speaker 4: First of all, how the hell you get my numb

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Speaker 4: If you couldn't call me for the meet why are

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Speaker 2: Well, like I said, man, the meeting was to get

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Speaker 2: the general consensus on where all the parents feel in

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Speaker 2: the same way about your daughter and her braids. You know,

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Speaker 2: we're just trying to keep everything classy when it comes

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Speaker 2: to the blacks that attendant school. There's only ten of us,

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Speaker 4: I tell you what you can attend. What you can

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Speaker 4: attend to is this one hanging up in your face.

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Speaker 4: You tell the parents, all of them for me. Y'all

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Speaker 4: can go straight and hit rock bottom out of hell.

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Speaker 4: Talking about my child and her braids. Her braids are ethnic,

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Speaker 4: they are nice. She is wet or grooms. And I

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Speaker 4: don't know how in the hell you got my telephone number.

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Speaker 4: But tell all the parents for me, the kids to

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Speaker 4: crack of mine, you know what.

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Speaker 2: Listen, well, first of all, I don't like the way

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Speaker 2: that you're talking to me. Okay, I carry myself with class,

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Speaker 2: with dignity. I'm spitting polished man.

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Speaker 4: Subject of.

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Speaker 2: Me. I can just as ghetto as her hairstyle.

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Speaker 4: And let me say something real ghetto to your Okay,

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Speaker 4: you and all parents can hit rocks from out of hell.

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Speaker 4: Don't call me no more. We know like this. This

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Speaker 4: is ignorant. I'm far beyond this. My child is well groomed.

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Speaker 4: She is going to go to this. As a matter

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Speaker 4: of fact, as much money as it costs could go

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Speaker 4: there to y'all should have been meeting on how we

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Speaker 4: can get together and pay the tuition. How about that?

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Speaker 2: Are you trying to sit here and tell me that

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Speaker 2: you've got a problem taking her brains down and wearing

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Speaker 2: her hair straight so she can look a lot more

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Speaker 2: classy than what she looks right now. It's a pathetic

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Speaker 2: look that she's having right now.

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Speaker 4: You know what I don't. What's your hair look like?

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Speaker 4: Take a picture of your self and send it to

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Speaker 4: me texted to me since you get the Folkes phone numbers,

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Speaker 4: and give it to you. Take a picture of yourself

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Speaker 4: and text it to me. I bet you look like

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Speaker 4: who would have parted. My daughter's braids are gonna stay

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Speaker 4: up for the rest of the year. As a matter

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Speaker 4: of fact, we ain't gonna even rebrate it. It's gonna

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Speaker 4: stay that way. So it should be mad at and

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Speaker 4: represent that's what we're gonna do.

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Speaker 2: Francis listening. I don't. I don't want to argue. I

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Speaker 2: just wanted to call and see if we could actually,

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Speaker 2: you know, come to a medium on this. Do you

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Speaker 2: think that there's a possibility that I mean, when I'm

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Speaker 2: I'm picking up DJ tomorrow after school, would it would

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Speaker 2: would it be all right if I picked up little

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Speaker 2: Kayla and brought her home and let my wife do

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Speaker 4: Please, I wish you would pick my s thought up

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Speaker 4: and see what the hell I do. I'm gonna call

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Speaker 4: my husband him to come over your house and whoop

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Speaker 4: your after he braves, Yo, I wish you would pick

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Speaker 4: up my don't I call the police on. As a

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Speaker 4: matter of fact, you're gonna have to call the police

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Speaker 4: on me and my do it and see what happens.

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Speaker 2: Ma'am. I'm just trying to get some class here. That's

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Speaker 2: all we wanted. We're not wanting to fight with you.

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Speaker 2: It's just the blacks here. We think that we want

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Speaker 2: are groomed. That's the only thing we're looking for.

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Speaker 4: Only person who gonna be taking the classes when we

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Speaker 4: get to whoop, you're gonna be taking the class? How

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Speaker 4: about that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I can't say up like you. Y'all get five dollars

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Speaker 4: and one penny in your box, and I think you

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Speaker 4: better than everybody else. You forget where you came from.

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Speaker 4: As a matter of fact, what's your what's your name?

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Speaker 4: Because I'm calling the principal on your uh day, give

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Speaker 4: me your name and mister who, what's your name?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Uh, that's that's that's that's that's not that's not

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Speaker 2: really what my name is.

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Speaker 4: But that's what told me when your first comment, what

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Speaker 4: is your real name?

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Speaker 2: My name is my name? My real name is Tommy Thomas. No, no,

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Speaker 2: my last name either.

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Speaker 4: What what the hell is your name? Do you know?

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Speaker 2: My name is Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 2: Morning Show. Your husband Keith got me the prank phone call?

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Speaker 2: Oh you.

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Speaker 5: Bub be, Oh my god, you got me ready to

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Speaker 5: click your pts to the else.

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Speaker 4: Cool and ever. I'll tell you what keep get out

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Speaker 4: for the rest of the week for.

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Speaker 2: Me, he told me. He said, Man, he said, it

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Speaker 2: don't take but about two and a half minutes for

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Speaker 2: my wife to go off. He said, it don't take

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Speaker 2: for two and a half, he said, I promise you right, Oh,

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Speaker 2: maybe calm down. Let me ask you something. What I

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Speaker 2: got one more thing to ask you? What is the

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Speaker 2: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 4: You know it's in Steve harm In Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Y'all want to march on nappy? What y'all want to do. What?

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Speaker 2: Yeah what, I'm mad?

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Speaker 3: What what?

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Speaker 1: I don't have anything to say to you.

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Speaker 3: I am not my hair, all right, I am God.

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Speaker 3: My half the nephew was coming town. Let's see where

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Speaker 3: I'm going next. I am May fifth. It is a

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Speaker 3: Netflix is a joke festival. Netflix is a joke festival.

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Speaker 3: YouTube theater, Let there be Laugh, hosted by Yours truly.

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Speaker 3: We got Cab on stage, we got Tony Baker, Lavell Crawford,

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Speaker 3: JJ Williamson, hosted by Yours truly. And we got Fred

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Speaker 3: Hammon and a live band. Yeah all right, we got

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Speaker 3: a gospel I coon Fred Hammon in the building. All right,

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Speaker 3: it's all going down. And that is a clean comedy

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Speaker 3: show right there, Clean clean, clean, no profanity allowed. So

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Speaker 3: the whole family can come out and have a good

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Speaker 3: time Sunday night. Let there be last. People just want

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Speaker 3: to yeah, yes, well, well we want to be jokes.

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Speaker 3: We're cussing in it. To point that out. Two of them,

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Speaker 3: Kirk Franklin, I'm living witness the College. Yes, that's hall.

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Speaker 3: That was a great tour to see.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it was five fun all right, Tommy, Well thank you,

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Speaker 1: Crazy Frank coming up next, Strawberry letter. The subject is

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Speaker 1: he makes excuses for her body count. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: that right after this. You're listening hard Morning show