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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is his ex wife got a real Christmas tree.

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Speaker 1: Oh hell, we're talking about that and a few welcome

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Speaker 1: into that in just a few because right now the

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Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you

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Speaker 1: got for us today, nephew.

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Speaker 2: Let's see, let's see, let's see. We're gonna go deep

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Speaker 2: into archives. Yeah, I'm looking through my little folders and files.

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Speaker 2: Okre my roller, my prank index, my prank index. Right

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Speaker 2: here is your wife's doctor. Your wife's doctor, have you Carlos? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's your wife's doctor. Cat dog, if you.

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Speaker 3: Would Hello, Hello, I'm trying to get Andrea. Please. Who's calling?

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Speaker 3: This is doctor Hendricks.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, God, how you doing, doc?

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Speaker 3: How are you doing?

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Speaker 4: I'm all right, she's not she's not in right now.

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Speaker 3: I want to leave a message something, Uh yeah, Libra

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Speaker 3: messages that you know, she came in. She had an

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Speaker 3: appointment this morning, right right, right, right, right? Anything? Okay,

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Speaker 3: everything's good, everything's good. You know I've been Andrew's gone

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Speaker 3: to colleges for quite some time now, so yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm right right right, Okay, Well listen, ken see if

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Speaker 3: she's able to get back in tomorrow, I need to

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Speaker 3: get one more good look at her and one one

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Speaker 3: that looks everything. Okay. I just want to check a

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Speaker 3: few things, you know. If I get one more good look,

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Speaker 3: good look at her, I think I'll be fine. One.

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Speaker 4: Don't y'all do this like once once or twice a

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Speaker 4: year and he wanted to come right back?

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Speaker 3: Is everything? Okay? Now you can tell me nice everything

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Speaker 3: all ain't with my wife? Uh? Yeah? Well Greg, right, yeah,

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Speaker 3: what's up?

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Speaker 4: Talk to me?

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm not I'm not proud to tell tell

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Speaker 3: anyone what's going on with her and that thing really

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Speaker 3: serious going on? Okay, so you can relax on that part.

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Speaker 3: But I just want to get one more good look

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Speaker 3: at her, just to be sure. One more good looks

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Speaker 3: for what doc? If nothing serious going on? Well, I think, uh,

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Speaker 3: I think what, Well, she'll be fine, she'll be fine,

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Speaker 3: she'll be fine. Great. Uh hey, man, off the record,

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you something man that I and I don't

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Speaker 3: really you know, talk like this, But off the record, man,

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Speaker 3: you you and I man, we be uh we're the

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Speaker 3: only ones, aren't we? You and I. We're the only ones.

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Speaker 3: Aren't we the only ones?

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: What are you saying? Well, you know, we're the only

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Speaker 3: ones that have seen it, you know? Oh what what

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Speaker 3: are you saying? Just just stating that, you know, off

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Speaker 3: the record, you and I that we're there, we're the

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Speaker 3: only ones we know, were the only ones?

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Speaker 4: What? What do you what do you what are you saying?

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Speaker 4: I'm not understanding you. What are you saying? We are

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Speaker 4: the only ones? What?

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Speaker 3: Well, well, we have you and I have something in common.

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Speaker 3: I mean you and I are the only one that's

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Speaker 3: that's uh, you know, basically seeing Andrea.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, that's not a topic of discussion, doc,

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Speaker 4: what what are you trying to say? What you said

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Speaker 4: about my wife?

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Speaker 3: I mean she's amazing, man, I mean, uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 4: I don't need you to tell me about my wife

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Speaker 4: being amazing. Doc, you lost your damn man.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm just saying she looks she looks amazing.

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Speaker 4: She looks amazing.

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Speaker 3: I don't mean any hard about what whoa.

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Speaker 4: Whoa, whoa. You ain't supposed to be looking at her

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Speaker 4: in that type fashion, Doc, what the hell is wrong?

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Speaker 3: With you?

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Speaker 4: What type of unprofessional is this here? You're telling my

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Speaker 4: wife is amazing? You lost your damn mind. I can't

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Speaker 4: believe I'm getting a phone call like this. This is

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Speaker 4: the most unprofessionalist I've ever heard.

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Speaker 3: But I let's keep in mind, Greg, I wasn't really

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Speaker 3: calling you. I was calling her, you know.

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Speaker 4: Like you ain't talking to her, You talking to me.

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Speaker 4: And you're gonna bring that type on the phone to me?

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Speaker 5: Have you lost your mind?

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Speaker 3: You telling me a professional? Is there a way you

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Speaker 3: can pass semesters that.

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Speaker 4: I ain't passing nothing? To hup? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: It won't make me do something crazy to you. I

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Speaker 4: believe you called me with that tight talking about my wife.

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Speaker 4: Will you and I got something in common? She's amazing?

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Speaker 4: Have you lost your damn mind?

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Speaker 3: Sir? I didn't mean that. I didn't think you didn't. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: I was a little playful with you. I didn't think

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Speaker 4: This ain't no play.

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Speaker 3: What's wrong with you? We're playing?

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Speaker 4: I'm not playing? Don't you have? Matter of fact? I

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Speaker 4: need to see you. I need I need to see it.

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Speaker 4: Have a session with you. We can talk about this

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Speaker 4: year I lost your dog on man talking about my wife.

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Speaker 4: Amazing to you. You're the most unprofessional. I can't even

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Speaker 4: go to you all these years.

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Speaker 3: Was there anywhere you can get her to come in

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Speaker 3: so I can get one good look at her?

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Speaker 4: Tomorro Hey, Oh no, she ain't coming down to that

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Speaker 4: little ragged I'm coming down there. When I come down there,

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Speaker 4: we oh, no, matter of fact, I'm on my way

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Speaker 4: down there. How long you gonna be there?

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Speaker 3: We can we can straighten doun I've left the office

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Speaker 3: for today. I just wanted to call him see if

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Speaker 3: I could get one good look at her for the moment.

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Speaker 4: No, no, there you go, agare with that? Wasn't more

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Speaker 4: good gonna look? No, no, let me tell you one thing.

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Speaker 4: She ain't coming there to you, no more, no more,

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Speaker 4: no more. Is she coming back to see you?

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Speaker 3: Wait? Wait, I don't want to lose a customer, not

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Speaker 3: not like you ain't gonna you.

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Speaker 4: Ain't gonna lose a customer. I'm coming there to mom,

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Speaker 4: make me an appointment. You could check my out tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: You see how you like that?

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Speaker 3: Sir? What that's not possible? Okay, I'm definitely gonna we

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Speaker 3: don't want to lose her.

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Speaker 4: If you like it.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna hurt me if I lose her as a client.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to miss seeing her.

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Speaker 4: Don't hurt you. It ain't gonna hurt you that you're losing.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna hurt you when I get there.

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Speaker 3: Don't you worry about her, Greg, you gotta calm down.

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Speaker 3: Being I was being playful and I shouldn't have done that.

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Speaker 4: We too, We're too old to be playful play I'm

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Speaker 4: seeing you in the morning, first thing in the morning. Okay,

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Speaker 4: what time you ten o'clock? Can I ask you something?

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Speaker 3: Greg? Do you have a brother named Kirne?

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Speaker 4: What they got to do with anything? What they got

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Speaker 4: to do with my brother? What I got to do

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Speaker 4: with you?

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Speaker 3: Okay? What I wanted to tell you is this is

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Speaker 3: not doctor Hendrix. This is nephew Timmy from the Steve

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Speaker 3: Albury Morning Show. Your brother Tyrant got me. The prank

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Speaker 3: phone called you.

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Speaker 4: I don't give a fool you. I'm coming to see you.

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Speaker 4: What what what?

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Speaker 3: Greg? Greg? Greg? Pull up? Take this out. Your brother

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Speaker 3: Tyring got this is This is nephew Tirey Man from

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Speaker 3: the Steve Habry Morning Show. Your brother Tyron got me.

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Speaker 3: The prank phone called you.

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Speaker 4: That's what I thought you said.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, man, oh old man, let me sit out.

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Speaker 3: For a minute. Man.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, boy, you lost your damn hold on.

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Speaker 4: He don't do he don't do like that. Man, got

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Speaker 4: my wife, y'all?

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Speaker 3: What what's my brother?

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Speaker 4: I'mna be talking to him.

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Speaker 3: Person. You don't see tiring tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna see him first thing in the morning. Man,

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Speaker 4: in the morning, I'm ready to kill everybody.

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Speaker 3: Tell not hey. I gotta ask you, man, what's the

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Speaker 3: baddest radio show in the land?

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Speaker 4: Steve go Many?

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Speaker 5: I got time today? You're just I got time today?

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Speaker 5: What play?

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Speaker 3: Too far?

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Speaker 5: That was too far? That was too far? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 5: what's what? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: That's all I want you to say. That's all I

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Speaker 2: wanted you to say. That Raccord far hy a piece

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Speaker 2: of Nate. Happy birthday.

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Speaker 5: Call it there. You go take that than.

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Speaker 2: You did.

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Speaker 5: Thank you. Thank you. New York, New York, Big City

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Speaker 5: of dreams.

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Speaker 2: Get ready, baby, February to third, The Nephew was coming

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Speaker 2: to the n y C The City Winery.

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Speaker 5: You heard what I said.

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Speaker 2: Tickets are on sale right now, February third, Saturday night,

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Speaker 2: New York City. If you can make it New York,

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Speaker 2: you can make it anywhere. Tickets on sale right now, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, Nephew coming up next, Thank You Strawberry Letters. Subject

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Speaker 1: his ex wife got a real Christmas tree. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that right after this.

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Speaker 5: You're listening Hard Morning Show