WEBVTT - Underwhelmingly 50 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:01.040 Where's the confetti? 0:00:01.080 --> 0:00:02.759 I'm peaking in the cereal sex. 0:00:02.800 --> 0:00:04.040 Spray the confetti at me. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:05.960 I'm doing something. I'm looking for something. 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:09.320 You're looking for confetti. It's episode fifty. I'm not an idiot. 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:10.920 I'm not looking for anything. 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:12.479 Yes you are, I'm not. 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:13.720 I'm in the cereal sack. 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:17.440 Look if you spray me with confetti and your ass 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:19.680 is grass as far as I'm concerned. 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:33.680 Oh my god. 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:39.280 That it was very under dramatic. 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:41.080 Under dramatic isn't even a war? 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:42.639 I know what was the word I was looking for. 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:44.080 It was anti climactic. 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:44.680 That's it. 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:45.640 That's garbage. 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:46.199 What is that? 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:46.760 I mean? 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:48.519 It's still shot at me. It was supposed to be 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:51.520 this giant tube that like blew up all over the place. 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:53.920 Well, I have a feeling you have more surprises on 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:54.240 the way. 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:59.680 No, I actually really don't. 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:02.760 I guess dare what's gonna be? 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:06.400 Well, tell you what's saireh y'l been like say you can. 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:11.679 Life. Well, it's my life, it's not yours. Because you 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:14.679 don't care about cereal and you don't care about this podcast. However, 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:16.920 you cared enough to get to fifty. 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:17.520 There it is. 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:21.080 Congratulations Andrew, thank you. I'm Scotty B. That's Andrew. Welcome 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.880 to Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we talk about 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:27.440 cereal and we think inside the box. And this is 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:30.480 episode fifty. I can't believe we make Kennedy. This is 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:32.520 pretty cool. Our listeners are awesome. They keep us here. 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:34.319 I can't hold on. 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:35.199 Can't believe it either. 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:36.479 Yeah, I can't believe it either. 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:40.800 So if you know, technically it's fifty three because we 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:42.160 did three bonus episodes. 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:44.920 No, this is an official episode. This is episode fifty. 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:46.040 This is a milestone. 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:47.480 Okay. Now you think I would have all kinds of 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:50.760 stuff planned, but I actually don't. I'm so not prepared 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:51.080 for this. 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:51.760 I'm fine with it. 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:53.640 I was doing work and you just sat down and you're like, 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:56.560 it's you. So I'm like, I really don't have much 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:58.800 prepared other than the cereal. We are going to do 0:01:58.840 --> 0:01:59.960 a special cereal today. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:00.640 Oh I love that. 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:02.200 You know, we do a new, we do a classic, 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:03.440 and usually a bonus box. 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:07.840 Not usually we do a bonus box. Oh that's saying that. 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:09.680 Yeah. Oh, by the way, I need to correct something 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.280 that you mentioned in the last episode or two ago. 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:14.320 I think it was even already. Yeah, it was episode 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:16.359 forty eight when we did the peanut butter and jelly pops. 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:20.079 I was correct as usual. All the and Legal are 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:24.000 not the same thing. They're they're competitors the same company. No, 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:27.600 they're not. They are one hundred percent strict competitors. They're 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.880 just like coke and PEPSI. You can look up whatever 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.120 you want going to. It's not the same company. They 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:37.640 are competitors. Yes, no, yes, okay, because yes, that's all 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:40.000 I can say. Oh, come here, Sam, we want to 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.400 have all kinds of special guests on episode fifty of 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:46.919 Serial Killers podcast. And you're the only one that came by. Yeah, 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:49.440 well no, but you saw the confetti and you made 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:50.720 a face like, what's going on in there? 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:51.040 Yeah? 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:53.440 Did you guys just have a party of two people 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:53.760 right now? 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:56.079 I just blew my confetti all over Andrew's face. 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:58.560 I feel would be a very feminine color. 0:02:58.800 --> 0:02:59.840 Would you like to take a seat. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.200 She's very busy shipping. I mean, you're welcome to come, 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:03.960 but you probably won't eat any of the stuff we're 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:04.280 gonna do. 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:06.239 There's no meat cereal. 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.160 What kind of cereal do we eat? 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:11.760 Yes? 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:14.200 I got a pork I got pork chop plates you're ready, 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.680 sit down, really take a seat. 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:17.960 Sure, join us. 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:19.760 I mean you don't have to. We're not forcing you. 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:21.800 I'm not twisting your arm here. But if you'd like 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:23.840 to sit down, you're more than welcome to join us 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:26.239 for this milestone episode of Serial Killers. 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:32.880 Okay, fine, you know radio right, nobody can hear you. Yes, no, no, no, 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:35.320 no in post production, no. 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:37.160 I gotta beat it and stuff no that. 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:39.520 Don't cry about it and should say we should say 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:41.000 the F word. Okay anyone? 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:49.320 No, no, no, yay. In that case, Sam, you're only 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:51.000 allowed to do one cereal. You're not doing more than 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:53.360 one because you've angered me already. 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:54.640 So are you gonna give me the worst one? No? 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:56.320 I actually going to break out the brand new cereal. 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:59.320 It's from Kellogg's. It just came out, just hit store shelves, 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:01.840 and I grabbed him like this is for the fiftieth 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:05.200 episode because it's like really shiny. Ye be well, the 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:07.000 box is shiny. The cereal might suck, but the box 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:10.440 is fantastic. Okay, all right, little boy from Christmas Story, 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:13.840 and here we go. It's a kellogg cereal and it's 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:17.000 a double sided box because it's a collector's edition. Whoa, 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:20.240 it's all new frozen two cereal. Look at that. 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:21.840 Oh wow. 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:24.600 And the coolest part about this is you build your 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:29.359 own ole off marshmallows. So it's a crispity crunchity Cereal. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:32.000 It say crisp crunch No, I just made it up 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:33.760 because it doesn't say if it's corn or weat or 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:35.400 oat or barley or rice or any. 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:37.000 Of that, thus making it crispy crunch. 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:40.240 Yeah. And you build marshmallows, you build olaf. 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:41.440 Can you open the box? 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:42.000 Oh sure? 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:44.320 Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna be a Debbie Downer right now, 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:46.279 and you're gonna be upset at before it what. 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:49.040 I love eating my cereal and playing the games. 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:51.720 So although this is a beautiful double sided box, I'm 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:53.640 sad there's nothing for me to play with as I 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:54.360 eat my cereal. 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:56.200 No, maybe there's something inside. Let's say first, I have 0:04:56.200 --> 0:05:00.400 to give it to the Scottie Shake, because tell. 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:01.960 Me that's posted somewhere on the interwebs. 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:04.640 I actually haven't recorded. I haven't posted yet. Mike asked 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:07.719 that we posted. I haven't done it yet. It's beautiful, okay, 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:13.200 So here we go Kelloggs once again with the loops. 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:14.080 It's er it's not. 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:18.520 It's a no, it's a loop. Kelloggs is very lazy lately. 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:20.719 It's a loop everything. 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:22.520 Wait what shape did you want it to be? 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:24.520 I don't know, but it's a loop. And if they 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:26.880 just go with the extruder and they go for all 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:28.800 these different cereals and they just they color them and 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.039 flavor them differently, can I give a suggestion? Although they 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:32.640 are a little bit smaller, I would like. 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:35.000 One thing that they should have thought about. They should 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:38.520 have made them like cocoa puffs, a solid round sheep 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:40.080 and then been like snowballs. 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:44.760 That's true. All right, let's see how this plays out. 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:50.880 Okay, okay, Sam what he doesn't even eat out of 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:52.640 the bowl. He just does it for the sound effect. 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:55.000 Yeah, okay, Lenny Mud sent us all these balls, and 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:56.720 they're beautiful and I want to make sounds with them. 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:57.840 Why don't you want to eat out? 0:05:57.839 --> 0:05:59.440 Look at that one. That's a serial killer ball. That 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:03.599 one would have me, thanks, LORI, alright, that's a good 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.680 sound too. Well. I poured them into the bowl just 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:07.559 so you can play with the marshmallows and build all offs. 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:07.880 Cool. 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:11.280 I know you didn't. I did, no you didn't, and 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.679 you're trying to cover Why did you think I wouldn't 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:13.920 eat this? 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:16.279 Vegetarians can eat snow, I can eat all off. 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:19.520 No, I think there's probably some meat by products in here. 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:21.080 Why it's cereal. 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:23.720 Don't ask any questions. He doesn't know what he's talking about. 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:25.240 Half the time, the meat. 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:28.080 By product comes with it, and this goes on top. 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.479 So that with real persuo. 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:37.880 Anna LOVESO in her cereal shop right milk still didn't 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:39.600 get that milk sponsor. So we're going to keep using 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:41.280 shop right until they decide to pay for it. 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:44.239 I love having no sponsors. Yeah, cass is running. It's dry. 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:45.840 Yay. 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:48.560 I can't pay my mortgage, but we can eat cereal 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:51.680 all right. Let's see, he's such. 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:55.440 An a You supposed to build all off together. How 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:56.440 does this work? To eat this? 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:56.800 Yeah? 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:58.240 Yeah, spread one two. 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:01.760 The marshmallow tastes like Plato. 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:03.080 I like the marshmallow. 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:05.960 It tastes like Blado, and I remember that because yes, 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:07.960 as a child, I would he Plato judge me. But 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:08.800 it tastes like BLADEO. 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:10.960 It's not toxic. Can eat all you want. The cereal 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:11.920 is a bit boring. 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.440 Okay, it does not match the frivolousness of the box. 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:17.680 The cereal pieces are very bland, not very sweet, and 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:19.600 you know a lot of marshmallows to make this work. 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:22.880 And the marshmallows, like Sam said, tastes like Plato. So 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:24.720 it leaves me bad. 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:26.360 Not only I've gone for this cereal. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:27.720 I give this two bowls. 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:29.400 This episode is a failure already. 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:30.000 Two balls. 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:31.520 This is the one you invited me on. 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:34.200 Come on, guys, Yeah, I'm going to go two balls. Also, 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:38.000 the o's or the loops remind me of another cereal, 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:40.240 Lucky Charms. No, don't start with this. 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:41.840 How is it not Cheerios? 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:44.800 Wellturias is another company, so it can't be Cheerios. Just 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:46.440 like that ball. See the ball there says in a 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:49.360 world of what does it say? Dump that out. 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:53.200 Loop? In a world of Ceerio? 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:56.440 Yeah, two different brands. 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:59.240 Advertise this as you can build ole Off. What part 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:01.680 of Oloff is it like this bung hole? 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:04.280 Now build something? 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:05.840 There's nothing I can build. 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.160 Wait, okay, I have one orange nose. 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:10.720 That's an orange nose. 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:13.960 This is an orange nose? What is this purple blue swirl? 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:16.680 I've seen frozen many a time and this is not 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:17.680 a part of his body. 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:20.520 Leaf? What's leaf? Is that a character? It says leaf? 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:22.800 And ole off leaf and build your own ole off 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:25.560 marshmallows they're leaves. 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:28.760 So ole off is literally just circle and carrot? 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:31.080 Yeah? Are there three different sized circles? 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:33.800 Whole grain, oat, flowers, sugar, cornflower, brint? All right, so 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:35.120 sugar is second ingredient? 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:37.400 Where is this? In what world? Is that? 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:38.080 It's a leaf? 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:41.160 I'm sorry? This was definitely a board meeting where like. 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:45.760 The intern Biff is the CEO son who is an 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:47.800 intern who knows nothing about cereal and he smokes a 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:50.000 lot of pot and it just comes up with dumb ideas. 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:50.640 It was a biffer. 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:52.880 Yeah, this one was supposed to be hung up on 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:54.880 the fridge but somehow made it into the box. 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:56.800 Yeah. The marshmallows are okay, dry. 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:59.640 Now the cereal tastes like something else. 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:02.120 Right, that's like an old cereal. I can't I can't 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:02.880 put my finger on it. 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:03.480 All right? 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:05.080 So two balls? Do we all rate this? 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:06.199 Did you rate it? 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:06.959 Of how many? 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:07.720 Five balls? 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:08.760 Like one? 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:11.240 That's one ball in a spoon? All right? 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:13.760 Wow, harsh critics a bowlt of spoon? 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:16.560 Cool? All right? Well, sorry, Kellogg's and you know what, 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:19.000 see again it was not prepared. This is the time 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.200 where I want to do the report about Kellogg's and 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:24.160 post how they argued and they were had sanitariums and 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:25.960 they were trying to get healthy and wearing the big 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:26.480 Swims shirt. 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:28.360 Said like ten episodes ago that you were going to 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:31.480 do Yeah, and don't you call millennials lazy? But yet 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:33.760 you've consistently said you're going to do something and then 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:34.320 you never do. 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:35.199 I feel attacked. 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:37.240 Hey, Andrew, what company makes count Chocula? 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:38.640 General Mills. 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:40.319 That's because you just looked at Booberry back there? 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:41.920 Hey, guess what is so? Answered? Gott to go. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:43.760 Don't know anything about cereal, but I do have a 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:47.320 present for you for our fiftieth Speaking of Count Chocula. 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:47.760 Is it more confetti? 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:49.800 Look? I got you count Chocula treats. 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:51.400 Oh that's nice. 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:54.280 They're delicious here, right thought. Yeah, but it's not a 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:55.719 cereal so you're not going to eat it now. I'm 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:56.760 just giving it too. It's a present. 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:58.360 He's so angry. 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:00.480 You want to do one more? Yeah, we're gonna go 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:01.079 classic now. 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:03.280 Hey, I need my palate after that? 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:07.600 Andrew, are you a listener of this podcast. Yeah, then guess. 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:11.720 What what Serial Killers listener request? 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:15.040 It's me. Yeah, it's horn flakes. 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:18.120 I want to like do a whole build up. 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:20.040 Oh okay, I'll pretend like I don't know. Well, who 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:20.720 is the listener? 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.880 Well, no, it's it's yeah, obviously it's you. I mean, 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:26.280 I've already had these ready to go, and I can't 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:28.440 believe that fifty episodes in we have not done this 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:31.960 classic cereal yet. This came out in the early nineteen hundreds, 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:35.560 like nineteen oh seven or eight or something like that. No, 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:39.080 it's flakes, and their mascot is a cock. Hold on 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:40.560 whien I go down to the cereal set. 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:42.600 I wonder what it could be? 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:46.360 Corn flakes? Wow, it is corn Actually, I think that's 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:47.920 the mascot. See that strawberry. 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:51.720 Okay, Sam doesn't know this. G T was convinced that 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:54.760 Cheerios because Cheerios had strawberries on the box. He was 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:56.760 convinced the strawberry was the Cheerios logo. 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:59.560 That's not mascot. Yeah, no it is. If you listen 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:02.880 episode forty five you'll hear all about it. So I'm upset. 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:04.760 That's a cool recipe on the back, so you won't 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:07.000 eat throws because there's meat inside those corn flakes. 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:09.320 The chicken. Yeah, there's meat in there. 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:16.280 Yeah, right there, chicken tender, corn flakes, corn flakes. 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:18.320 I love corn flakes. 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:20.720 I don't know the last time I've had corn flakes. 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:22.679 I don't think anybody like goes out just say I'm 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:24.520 have corn flakes. They're boring. 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:27.160 I wanted smart started. I went back and had sports start. 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:27.760 It was simple. 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:31.640 Oh wait, hold on, boy, oh god, can you. 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:33.520 Give me some of a plastic bag. I'll make William 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:34.360 chicken later on. 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:37.600 Just now, you know you can't eat it because it's chicken, 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:38.000 right right. 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:41.800 Because the inside ingredient. I'm just gonna side. 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:45.160 This is not a mocking Scott podcast. Oh my god, 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:48.959 look this flake is Hold on, Jesus, look at this flake. 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:51.840 That's a raging, massive flake. 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:53.199 Here have that two finger flake. 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:55.440 Yeah, you guys need a shadow box where you frame 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:56.880 your most beautiful piece. 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:59.400 Of You know. It's funny because I don't know if 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:00.920 I mentioned this before, but one time I had an 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:04.680 audition on Hollywood Square. It was a long time ago. Yeah, 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:07.840 and so while you know audition process, they asked what 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:09.920 your hobbies were and I couldn't think of anything, so 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:14.480 I said that I collect Cereal marshmallows, and then that's 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:16.800 the first thing. I have no idea, but that's what 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:18.880 came to mind. And the guy looked at me like okay. 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:20.360 I was like, yeah, I have them all in little 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:23.280 bags from different decades, and I collect Cereal marshmallows. It 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:25.240 was like coo, cuckack coo. Obviously I was never on 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:27.640 the show, so that being said. 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:29.280 Hey recognize tire tracks. 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.600 Maybe that's why Jeff Pros won't put me on Survivor 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:33.000 because I said I do a Cereal Popca. 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:36.120 That's right. Cornflakes is also one of those cereals that 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:39.120 is not trademarkable. So many different brands have made corn 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:40.560 You can't eat till we say one, two to three. 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:45.400 Many different brands have made cornflakes. Post has them. All right, 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:48.360 well what else is new? Here? We go already one, two, three? 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:49.000 Corn flakes? 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:50.479 You don't know my life? 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:52.240 Yeah, I like them? 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:55.040 Or bow you need marshmallows, they don't. 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:58.880 These are delicious. It's a lesser frosted flake. 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:03.000 Yeah, yes, they are frosted flakes without frosted is exactly 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:03.439 what they are. 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:06.720 Great, you know, what would make them better their mascot? 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:07.079 Oh? 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:08.800 The cockrawberries. 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:13.960 Oh, I'm pretty sure he actually has a name. And 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:15.280 you know what I'm gonna do. I don't care, but 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.360 I'm gonna go on my phone and check because I 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:18.120 think he has a name. 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:20.800 Wait a minute, what's the rumor that corn flakes were 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:23.400 invented to calm women's orgasms. 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:25.720 Well, this was part of the sanitarium that mister Kellogg 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:27.600 had way back in the day in Battle Creek, Michigan. 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:29.240 No, that's this is a real story. We're eating an 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:30.480 orgasm food right now. Hold on. 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.400 Wow, I guess I'm the only person not on their phone. 0:13:33.960 --> 0:13:34.959 What is the. 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:37.760 Name cornflakes and Orgasms. 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:41.160 Of the Rooster on corn flakes? 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:44.920 I'm gonna name him kell Mister Kellogg thought sex was 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:46.760 the ultimate abomination. 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:48.280 Hold On, this is really long. 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:49.960 His name is Cornelius Rooster. 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:53.600 Yea, corn flakes were made to curb masturbation cravings. 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:54.720 Okay, that's pretty cool. 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:57.040 Wow, this is the opposite of an oyster. 0:13:57.240 --> 0:14:01.600 Then I guess I should eat more. Hold On, I'm 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:03.839 not kidding you gotta look this up. Two balls and 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:08.160 a spoon from me, because any food, any marshmallows and frosting. Rude, 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:09.400 Why this is. 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:13.040 A good cereal. You're judging it way too harshly. Respect 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.479 Cornelius oasm. 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.280 It's not really why it was invented. It was just 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:19.840 one of those things that they said and people believed 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:21.560 way back in the day. 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:24.760 Okay, No, it was weird when I found the cereal 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:27.640 in the shop right the other day, I realized we 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:29.880 reviewed almost everything in the cereal aisle. 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:32.760 No, there's plenty we haven't. There's varieties of things that 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:34.280 we haven't. Do you know that we still have not 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:36.600 done chocolate frosted flakes? Did you know that? 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:39.360 I thought for sure we frosted flakes? What do you what? 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:42.320 You guys need a chocolate episode? You just do chocolates? 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:44.120 Sweetheart, We did that. You don't listen to this squad. 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:45.200 We called you sweethearts. 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:47.600 Well you haven't done chocolate frosted flakes, so easy on 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:48.080 your judgment. 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:51.560 No, we have, we have not, But hold on, say, 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:53.160 can we back the chalk up a second? What do 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:55.520 you mean I didn't even know there was chocolate frosted flakes. 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:58.280 We've talked about it before. You don't listen to anything 0:14:58.480 --> 0:14:59.240 if you. 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:01.360 Go back and make them montage of all the things 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:03.960 that I've probably said that you've said that. I've just 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:05.720 been like, oh, I didn't know. I mean, it would 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:08.480 probably make up a whole episode, but that's your job. 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:08.800 Not mine. 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:18.240 Serial killers bons. 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:19.120 So apparently I'm sorry. He's your phone ringing, Go ahead, 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:20.160 hashtag millennial. 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:21.360 Well Diamond is calling? 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:23.800 Okay, Well tell her she missed the confetti spray? 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.680 When are you putting milk on this persido? 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:31.840 That's new Italians, you know, I just realized this with 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:32.600 this bonus box. 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:35.440 I'm just realizing this entire episode is Kellogg's. So we 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:39.200 didn't give any love to Post or General Mills or Greenberry, who, 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.000 by the way, shouted us out on Twitter. 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:42.160 I love Greenberry. 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.520 That's like whatever, dude, you thought it was great Berry 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:45.320