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Speaker 1: Yo, Monday, Monday holiday week. Oh my goodness, I'm so hey.

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Speaker 1: What time do you leave for Vegas?

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Speaker 2: Five pm? Wednesday?

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Speaker 1: So you get there at like seven pm?

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Speaker 2: Well I've thrown off the time so that our flight

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Speaker 2: can't get tracked. Coach, Oh ray, if you wouldn't mind

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Speaker 2: giving me the exact time you lay in?

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Speaker 1: What damn you think someone's coming after your plane because

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Speaker 1: you're going to Vegas? Like what the hell are you think?

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Speaker 2: Like? What the fuck?

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Speaker 1: Like? You're all that we don't want to track? Is playing?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, coach a flying private?

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Speaker 1: Oh my fault. Apologies. Sorry, you don't want that kid

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Speaker 1: on Twitter to track you and Taylor Swiss plane.

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Speaker 2: My my bad. Oh dude, the Fox dial is up

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Speaker 2: and claim Buckman in our studio.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm pretty excited for you. Man,

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Speaker 1: that's a good week to go to Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Text are already rolling through with me and Baser. Billy

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Speaker 2: was gonna jump on board, but he randomly went to

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Speaker 2: Kane Kun Cabo. Oh but it's just gonna be me

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Speaker 2: and Baezer. Yeah. We're been two years, man, two years

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Speaker 2: too long.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a great time. Man, I haven't been in

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Speaker 1: like three months, and it was a bad time when

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Speaker 1: I went Bazers.

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Speaker 2: Hitting me up with all the denominations to get I'm like, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, how am I moving? Hey? I like the way

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Speaker 1: you're talking to me. Say some more, say some more through.

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Speaker 2: In some twenties some fives. I was like, this is beautiful.

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Speaker 2: This is the last thing you want is one hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars bills?

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Speaker 1: Wrong? What when you go to Vegas all you take

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Speaker 1: is hundreds.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're definitely going a different strategy here.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, because it's easier to carry than having like

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Speaker 1: a WAT of twenties, a WAT of fives, a WAT

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Speaker 1: like they'll give you change. You can put it in

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Speaker 1: and cash out and get different bills. But just getting

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Speaker 1: there transporting the money. I don't want three hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: in twenties, two hundred dollars in fives.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's just a hassle, all right, May need

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Speaker 2: to talk to her again on that one. Then gave

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Speaker 2: us some good advice. The thing that we do that

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Speaker 2: for is because we're all about going back to the room.

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Speaker 2: What's burned us in the past, bit us right in

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Speaker 2: the asshole, is when you don't go back to the room. Oh, hey,

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Speaker 2: that thousand dollars you want? Oh that was amazing, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: let's just go to a couple other spots real quick.

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Speaker 2: Those couple other spots you end up getting absolutely drained

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Speaker 2: for the thousand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. That's like when I was at the Mint Gaming

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Speaker 1: Hall this weekend on Friday, you know, for work, and

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Speaker 1: this lady walks in. Hi, I'm Angie. I'm like, what up, Angie?

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Speaker 1: We say, Hi, take a picture, blah blah blah, and

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Speaker 1: she tries to win a sweatshirt. She misses the don't

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Speaker 1: throwing the ball in the bucket and great luck.

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Speaker 2: She can't even win the free sweatshirt.

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Speaker 1: And I said, we didn't want you. I said, I

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Speaker 1: didn't want you to win here because I wanted you

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Speaker 1: to save all your luck for one of the machines,

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Speaker 1: you know. And she sits down on this like fire

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Speaker 1: stick one. I don't even know what it's called, but

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Speaker 1: has like fireballs when you hit something, and then you

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Speaker 1: get to play a bonus game and you hit fireballs

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Speaker 1: on each row.

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Speaker 2: Is it called firelink?

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Speaker 1: That's it? Yeah, that is it, dude.

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Speaker 2: I watch slots all the time. I followed d lucky.

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Speaker 2: I know all of them. I know I had to

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Speaker 2: play Wheel of Fortune, you play Top Dollar, you play Firelink,

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Speaker 2: you play Buffalo, I know Flass.

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Speaker 1: I don't know it. I never seen Firelink and it

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Speaker 1: was the first time i'd seen it. And she sat

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Speaker 1: down at the one machine right there on the aisle,

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Speaker 1: and I mean, within three minutes, she goes, does this count?

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Speaker 1: Does this count? Is saving my luck? Seven hundred and

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Speaker 1: eighty dollars?

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's on a slot. I'll take it.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, dah, and that was She was

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Speaker 1: there for like four minutes, and she'd already hit for

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Speaker 1: seven eighty.

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Speaker 2: Well I was just kidding, but would you mind me

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Speaker 2: doing a couple of spins?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I told you you didn't want

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Speaker 1: the sweatshirt. You wanted to save it.

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Speaker 2: For the machine. Tell me this. Do they make her

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Speaker 2: sign papers? Were they taking tags out of that?

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Speaker 1: No? Not seven eighty.

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Speaker 2: No, it's got to break the thousand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. And so she was sitting there

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Speaker 1: playing a while, and then I should have probably given

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Speaker 1: her a sweatshirt because she won. I was like, oh shit,

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Speaker 1: but I never gave her a sweatshirt. So and she apologized. Uh.

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Speaker 2: Any sore losers fans in Kentucky.

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Speaker 1: Um, I met a couple saying, hey, a big fan

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Speaker 1: of the show, But I don't know which show they

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Speaker 1: were talking about.

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Speaker 2: Mmmm. So trying to think if we were in public

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Speaker 2: this weekend. We had the kid's niece and nephew, and

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Speaker 2: from there are eleven and fourteen. Amy asked, I guess

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Speaker 2: I didn't break it down while they were here. I

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Speaker 2: believe eleven and fourteen got it. Could be off by

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Speaker 2: a year or five.

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Speaker 1: So what do you do with a fourteen year old?

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Speaker 2: She's a she is more matches up baser in the

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Speaker 2: fourteen year old's a girl? Me and the eleven year

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Speaker 2: olds a dude? He loves video games in sports?

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Speaker 1: Got it?

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Speaker 2: All we talk is balls, football and video games.

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Speaker 1: Interesting.

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Speaker 2: Kid woke up, didn't take a shower, His hair was

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Speaker 2: messed up for two straight days. It was amazing, and

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Speaker 2: you just drop him off at their parents. Oh sorry,

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Speaker 2: didn't take a shower. I guess your hair, dude, throw

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Speaker 2: a hat on. Looks like we didn't even take care

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Speaker 2: of you. Dude. We dropped him off at his parents.

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Speaker 2: He was hungry, thirsty, and his hair was messed up,

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Speaker 2: like he was homeless.

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Speaker 1: He looks like you had a hell of a weekend. Yeah, man, Ray,

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Speaker 1: tell me what college life is like. You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, That's what I'm gonna look like in college

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Speaker 1: where I haven't shower in three days.

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Speaker 2: It's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: You drop those kids off, and that's what beser shit,

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Speaker 2: she goes. If you are a parent, you don't just

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Speaker 2: drop the kids off and get your life back. So

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Speaker 2: it was the It really was a separation of church

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Speaker 2: and state. The actual parents, us handing them to them,

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Speaker 2: us so excited. What a great weekend. But also we

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Speaker 2: don't have kids anymore. We're kidless. And now the parents

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Speaker 2: you could see the burden was now on them and

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Speaker 2: it was just such an energy where we gave them

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Speaker 2: this entire burden and we just dropped it off in

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Speaker 2: Brentwood and we had it back to the country. Man.

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Speaker 1: I just sucks. They get to drive them all the

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Speaker 1: way down there.

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Speaker 2: Man, we're already at the mall. Dude. Oh don't worry, man,

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Speaker 2: I'm in a critical fantasy football race right now. And

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Speaker 2: I was at the mall. I was in Azara at

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Speaker 2: Dillard's and belk.

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Speaker 1: Oh which mall were you at?

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Speaker 2: Man Green Hills?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, man, I thought you were at the mall

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Speaker 1: by where I was because you know, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: I got fantasy football going on. But I was at

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Speaker 1: the trampoline park.

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Speaker 2: It's brutal.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you want to start the show and I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you about what my wife did to me. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what my wife did. I mean, it was

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Speaker 1: a hell of a weekend, man, I was super all weekend.

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Speaker 2: Guys, if you're in your truck right now, you can

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Speaker 2: probably go ahead and say this one with me. Arnold

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Speaker 2: is not here. He was drinking on Broadway and he's hungover.

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Speaker 2: It's the same thing every Monday, and I think if

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Speaker 2: we keep hammering that in the pavement when the convention

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Speaker 2: comes around, we can all do it together.

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Speaker 1: Arnold not here.

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Speaker 2: He's drank on Broadway, he's over. It's like three different things. Yeah, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: And when you did the horn, you said, do you

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Speaker 1: know what that is? And I don't say that's Colby

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Speaker 1: White headed down to the convention with his big rig.

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Speaker 2: But I hope he's still trucking. I hope money's good.

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Speaker 2: I hopefully he's servicing America.

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Speaker 1: I think he is. He's doing a good job. Man.

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Speaker 1: I saw the truck out there. It's brand new, brand

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Speaker 1: spanking new cab he's got. I don't know if he's

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Speaker 1: got the brand new yet.

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Speaker 2: You're not on the roads like I am, the highways

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Speaker 2: and byeways. If there's something that fuels America, it's eighteen wheelers.

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Speaker 1: I mean, and the.

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Speaker 2: Formers them too. But dude, those trucks are moving everything.

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Speaker 1: I just don't know how they do it. Man, I

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Speaker 1: to lose my freaking mind. They sit in traffic all

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Speaker 2: If there's something that I would do besides radio, would

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Speaker 2: be a truck driver. Dude. They can listen. They get

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Speaker 2: to just nobody's talking to them. You choose what you

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Speaker 2: listen to. They can listen to whatever podcast. Thank God

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Speaker 2: for the advent of that. Basically, it's TV in your

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Speaker 2: ear and dude, daydream see in America. It's the most

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Speaker 2: mindless job there is. I would love it, and then

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Speaker 1: You would love it for about two weeks.

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Speaker 2: No, I want it. It's something I really could do.

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Speaker 2: I swear to God I wanted to do it.

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Speaker 1: I think after a while, you probably drive the same

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Speaker 1: over and over and over again. Plus are you ever home?

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Speaker 1: You're always on the road.

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Speaker 2: That's the problem. If you've got a family, it's probably difficult.

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Speaker 2: Me not having kids, would almost be one of the

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Speaker 1: That's true. That's a good I mean, I just don't

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Speaker 1: pre like like music and podcast on demand.

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Speaker 2: It was tough because they had to decide between do

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Speaker 2: we do the intro? We did it already, so yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're no, we didn't do it. Oh uh so the podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you that changed the game because before it

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Speaker 2: was music or but if you're in.

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Speaker 1: The middle of nowhere in the station didn't come in

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Speaker 1: or are They were in the middle of the cornfields

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Speaker 1: of Nebraska and there's no town around you, and all

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Speaker 1: you get is damn static, What the hell do you do?

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Speaker 2: That's when they were doing their iPhones. They would have

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Speaker 2: afore iPhone. Okay, well, they would have a backup source.

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Speaker 2: They got those headsets they can put they'd have their

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Speaker 2: CBS and then they also have the headset that they

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Speaker 2: can put on and probably listen to a radio station.

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Speaker 2: If you're on the road, you have a backup to

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Speaker 2: the backup to the backup.

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Speaker 1: Because there was one time I drove from Austin to

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Speaker 1: slide El, Louisiana. I think I think it was right

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Speaker 1: after Hurricane dream Them maybe or right before it. Maybe

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Speaker 1: there was a hurricane right before then.

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Speaker 2: And I tell you what, that was Lake PoTA train. Man,

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Speaker 2: Right, I'm talking about the good old wholesome one. What

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Speaker 2: I mean, a dude can show I guess if he's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was weird. That was fun.

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Speaker 2: Arnold dude, Oh, Arnold.

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Speaker 1: Thank you to Arnold. Without you three, there would not

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we already started it.

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Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna do a live oh the one, two, three,

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Speaker 2: So losers.

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's says and I'm from the North. I met

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Speaker 1: Do you have the Noel sign? Ray?

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Speaker 2: Are you an alcoholic?

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Speaker 1: No, that's not it. Do you have a Noel sign?

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Speaker 2: The dude said he would get blackout and he'd go

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Speaker 1: Holy hell, that's incredible.

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Speaker 1: That's I mean, it's not funny, but it's funny, dude.

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Speaker 1: You know, brother, come over helping. He lives right down

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Speaker 1: Why you can't reach No, I was joking, you said, yes,

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Speaker 1: I imagine, imagine how turned on Bay is watching. Justin

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's National Lampoon's Christmas vacation. Yeah.

438
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,520
Speaker 1: My wife is like, oh, they don't really match. We

439
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,479
Speaker 1: probably should order some new ones this year. I'm like,

440
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,200
Speaker 1: who gives a damn? If they match? Are they colorful?

441
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:02,399
Speaker 1: Do they bring the Christmas spirit? Absolutely? Then who gives

442
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:02,840
Speaker 1: a damn?

443
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,720
Speaker 2: And the guy in the end, it's the first house

444
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,359
Speaker 2: you see when you enter the neighborhood. I mean, he

445
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,159
Speaker 2: was definitely trying to show off and show out. So

446
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,040
Speaker 2: either he paid to get it done, which it's pretty

447
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,040
Speaker 2: professionally done. He may very well have paid a g

448
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,960
Speaker 2: He paid a whole band to get this taken care

449
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,840
Speaker 2: of him, I know, or he's just trying to be

450
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,439
Speaker 2: super dad, like top dick of that. Like you know,

451
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,600
Speaker 2: he's the cock of the walk, of the neighborhood, which

452
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,440
Speaker 2: I think is the it's the latter of the two

453
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,840
Speaker 2: because it's not a community where somebody's just gonna pay. So,

454
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,680
Speaker 2: I mean, Homie had to have been there a Saturday

455
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,560
Speaker 2: when we were in Lexington or in what's the other one, Knoxville,

456
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:40,640
Speaker 2: one of the vills Lexington, Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Lewisville. There's

457
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,080
Speaker 2: a lot of vills, there is a lot of vill

458
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,560
Speaker 2: So he did it one of the saturdays we were away,

459
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,320
Speaker 2: and he must have been out there from sun up

460
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:50,600
Speaker 2: to sundown. He has an unbelievable spread. So like that,

461
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,720
Speaker 2: but he's the cock of the walk.

462
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,840
Speaker 1: He's a big dick in the neighborhood.

463
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's it's evident because he did the trees.

464
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,000
Speaker 2: He also did the house. And it's like, if I'm

465
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,520
Speaker 2: doing the house, it's gonna be just a strip, like

466
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:06,040
Speaker 2: a classy strip. Dude, I can't do the peaks and

467
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:11,280
Speaker 2: the windows are doable. But I mean, also, you're getting

468
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,680
Speaker 2: up there with the latter. I don't know if you've

469
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,359
Speaker 2: really thought. Have you gotten on your house? Oh?

470
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:15,960
Speaker 1: I get on my house and I do the lights.

471
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,400
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. I have to put those little

472
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:20,800
Speaker 1: stupid clips. Maybe I'm stupid.

473
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,359
Speaker 2: So are you stapling them?

474
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,320
Speaker 1: No? I have these little white clips that I kind

475
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,200
Speaker 1: of stick underneath the shingle. Yeah, and then the light

476
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,960
Speaker 1: sticks into that. Maybe I don't even need that. Maybe

477
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,760
Speaker 1: I just need to pull the line tight and just

478
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,200
Speaker 1: stick them up there. Well, then you have something that's

479
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,960
Speaker 1: gonna stick it to the roof. What kim, just hang

480
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:38,280
Speaker 1: up there?

481
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,480
Speaker 2: See I thought all these people stapled it to their house.

482
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:40,840
Speaker 1: Oh.

483
00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:43,760
Speaker 2: I literally have never put up lights before. Invasions. Just

484
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 2: put this on me that we're not American if we

485
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:49,119
Speaker 2: don't put up Christmas lights because she's all into Christmas,

486
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,320
Speaker 2: which is fine. But we got the deer, we got

487
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:54,159
Speaker 2: the joy sign, and we got the getl well, we

488
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,720
Speaker 2: got the light strip on the on the well the

489
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,720
Speaker 2: kids can dick with that. Dude, Gelujah, you know it's

490
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,200
Speaker 2: like we already got joy. What are they gonna do,

491
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,720
Speaker 2: They're gonna steal the jay and it's just gonna be yo.

492
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,720
Speaker 1: You always got to think about the neighbor kids, and

493
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,639
Speaker 1: you have pimping before it.

494
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,159
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm actually a little bit confused with the

495
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,960
Speaker 2: hanging of it because I don't know how it goes.

496
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:22,199
Speaker 2: I do know Baser's dad actually put outlets at the

497
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,479
Speaker 2: top of our house so that it would be friendly

498
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,440
Speaker 2: to hanging at the lot.

499
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,200
Speaker 1: That is so smart, dude, because we had to run

500
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 1: chords through the damn window. Oh my god.

501
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 2: So that's how we benefit because there's already gonna be

502
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 2: outlets up there.

503
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,160
Speaker 1: That's so much easier dude, when you're trying to find

504
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,639
Speaker 1: an outlet through the window, like, oh will it reach? No,

505
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 1: got to get an extension cord. Oh can I get

506
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,280
Speaker 1: a you know, a strip? It's so annoying a splitter.

507
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 2: But here's my question, So it's once you're on the

508
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,200
Speaker 2: roof or once you're on the top of the ladder.

509
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,879
Speaker 2: Did you actually get on your roof. Yes, you have

510
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,679
Speaker 2: to go to the very edge and hang over there.

511
00:21:55,680 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 2: That's the most dangerous part. And there's no harness. Uh,

512
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:05,719
Speaker 2: I mean, how are there not stories of dads breaking

513
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 2: their arms and crap all over the country.

514
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,119
Speaker 1: Right now, it seems like there has to be so

515
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,920
Speaker 1: many injuries every year from people hanging Christmas.

516
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 2: Light because a roof is supposed to be a certain

517
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,639
Speaker 2: amount of slanted so the rain goes off of it.

518
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,439
Speaker 2: I don't see a lot of roofs that are like this,

519
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:23,240
Speaker 2: flat that are like that. Every roof is steep as fuck. Yeah,

520
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,440
Speaker 2: I mean, how is there not massive reports? Hey, down

521
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 2: here in Tupolo, we've got five men. All five broke

522
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:34,640
Speaker 2: their arms. One of them broke his anus. More Dad

523
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,400
Speaker 2: at the ten o'clock news, it is a pandemic right now.

524
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 2: This is worse than COVID. It is hanging at the

525
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 2: Christmas light.

526
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,159
Speaker 1: This just didn't breaking news from Hutchinson, Kansas, a dad

527
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,320
Speaker 1: broke both legs when he tried to get extra lights

528
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 1: on the house. His kids said, Dad, we want more,

529
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,640
Speaker 1: we want more. So he went up to get more.

530
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,679
Speaker 1: He slipped, he fell.

531
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 2: And it gets much worse than that, Thank you, Mark.

532
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 2: He actually impaled his own anus.

533
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, that's good question.

534
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 2: And there was a neighborhood where a woman whoa got

535
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 2: on the roof and did her own lights and it

536
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 2: was flawless and there's no news report there, so uh,

537
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 2: very interesting. Oh, actually, there's another news report in Nashville.

538
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 2: A man in the country. He was a bitty fella.

539
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 2: He used a scissor lift and he got up there

540
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 2: on two white claws in his pockets. He fell. He

541
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:35,719
Speaker 2: was limber, but he ended up breaking his backbone. He

542
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 2: was able to hide it from Bobby Bones though, because

543
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 2: it is a sitting job. I have nothing else funny

544
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 2: to say. But he was injured, like he suspected hanging

545
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 2: lights and falling off the roof. Over to you, Mark,

546
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,119
Speaker 2: anything funny? Oh no, Jim, that's terrible to hear. And

547
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 2: what I mean, such sad news. We better take a

548
00:23:54,000 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 2: break and we'll check on him. We'll be right back, right,

549
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 2: I mean, I had twenty three. I had twenty three

550
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 2: fifty nine. You're live. You're live.

551
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go.

552
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,399
Speaker 2: You're live, You're live. Yeah.

553
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 1: So let me tell you about my weekend, right. I

554
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: don't know how much football you got to watch.

555
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 2: I'm all beers, man.

556
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. On Saturday, my wife's like, hey,

557
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:21,640
Speaker 1: we got this Christmas market we're gonna go to. One

558
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 1: of her friends is the one that organized it. So

559
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to this Christmas market and we're gonna

560
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: do a little shopping. They're gonna have a little booz

561
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 1: set setups and I'm like, all right, great, we'll go

562
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,360
Speaker 1: there for an hour, no problem. It's not that big

563
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 1: of a market. And it's all organizations that give back.

564
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: I don't really know exactly what they give back to,

565
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: but they are, like I don't know, they help different

566
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 1: aspects of the community.

567
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 2: So we go, Wow, aren't you an amazing American?

568
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,679
Speaker 1: No, No, it's my wife. My wife decided we're going

569
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 1: to do this, and I thought we'd be there for

570
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:56,639
Speaker 1: an hour max. And there's a guy gonna play kid music,

571
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 1: you know, farm All macdonal up on. I mean, you

572
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: know he did b I in g O, b in

573
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: g Okay. Now we're gonna clap in g O you

574
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 1: know whatever.

575
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 2: Hey, Dad, isn't that the guy we saw on the

576
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 2: five o'clock news? No, son, he's a musician.

577
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 1: So we stayed there for two and a half hours.

578
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 2: Brutal. That's a bad beat.

579
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 1: That's on Saturday morning, dude. And I'm like, and we

580
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 1: have a birthday party for a neighbor across the street

581
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 1: has two daughters. Uh middle age and youngest there same age. Oh,

582
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 1: middle aged daughter Huh no middle aged son, my middle

583
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 1: aged son and the old their oldest daughter, same age.

584
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 1: Their youngest daughter and my youngest son, same age, same age.

585
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: Friends double birthday party because they are born three weeks apart.

586
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 2: Right.

587
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 1: Their house is a caddy corner to the moat, so

588
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 1: they're having a birthday party at Chuck e Cheese. From

589
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 1: three to five. We went to the damn Christmas Market

590
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 1: at eleven. Thought we'd be there till about noon, go home,

591
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 1: have some lunch, hang out for a little bit, watch

592
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 1: a little bit of football.

593
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 2: I had some football to choose from the old misses

594
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 2: of the world. You could have maybe caught a little

595
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 2: Vall's action. Correct.

596
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: We left the Christmas market at one forty five pm,

597
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: So there's no point in going home because by the

598
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,880
Speaker 1: time you get home and unload the kids, it's gonna

599
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: be time to load the kids back up and go

600
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: to the Chuck E Cheese.

601
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 2: You go sit in the parking lot of Chuck E Cheeses.

602
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 2: How's it going, mouse, Yeah, we have a three o'clock

603
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 2: oh so button on the costume. I'll shield the kid's eyes.

604
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 2: No ray.

605
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: So we drove the twenty five minutes down to Chuck

606
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 1: E Cheese and we get there and it's two thirty ish,

607
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: two thirty five.

608
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go to Chuck E Cheese if it was

609
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,400
Speaker 2: my last meal on Earth, Dude, I would choose any

610
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 2: fast food. I would go to, even any subway or

611
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 2: sub shop. Fast food was any bar on Broadway. I

612
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 2: would go anything at Fifth and B. I would do

613
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 2: even though this is inferior text Mexican Mexican food, I

614
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 2: would still go to any Mexican restaurant. All that over

615
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,360
Speaker 2: Chucky Cheese, right.

616
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: I didn't know what they were gonna have at Chuck

617
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 1: E Cheese. Was I gonna eat the pizza at Chuck

618
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: E Cheese? What time are they serving the pizza at

619
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 1: Chuck E Cheese? Because the party starts at three. There's

620
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 1: no way they're handing out pizza right at three and

621
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: your boy is starving.

622
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 2: No, you go CHUCKI Cheese Beach, You better check your pants.

623
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 1: I bet I spent two and a half hours at

624
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: the Christmas Market and I didn't have anything to eat

625
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: at the Christmas Market. So right next door there's a

626
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: Chick fil a. I called it. So we rolled through

627
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: the drive through a Chick fil A. I naeled it, man,

628
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: and we get to the parking lot of Chuck E

629
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: Cheese and we start eating the Chick fil A.

630
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 2: You're just chilling in a parking lot.

631
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: Chilling in the parking lot, dude.

632
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 2: This is parenthood. You're just like in parking lots, hanging

633
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 2: with kids, trying to entertain them because you can't go

634
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 2: back home. Can't go back home because then you have

635
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 2: car seat issue.

636
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 1: Can't go into the Chucky Cheese because we can't play

637
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: in the games yet, because we it's still twenty five minutes.

638
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 2: Still the birthday part has here telling me half these

639
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 2: vehicles and parking lodge, his parents with their kids.

640
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: That's what I'm telling you. That's exactly what I'm telling you.

641
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: So we're sitting there and we're eating in the parking lot.

642
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: The two older kids, the youngest one is falling asleep

643
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: in his car seat. He's out, you know, and he's

644
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: so tired. You got the head dangling, like the head down,

645
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: like just like bopping back and forth. And then two

646
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: old kids, Dad, I gotta go to the bathroom, like

647
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 1: I haven't even eaten yet there take a power, right, Dad,

648
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 1: Can we just pee on the side of the building.

649
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 2: That's fine.

650
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, No, there's kids just streamlining out of the

651
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: Chucky cheese. You can't pee on the chucky chese.

652
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, kids are defecating.

653
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: They're like, well, that will just be in that tree,

654
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: and I'm like, that tree is against the wall. It's

655
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: still the chucky cheese. It's daylight. You can't pee right there.

656
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 2: You let them pee though, in your backyard. Yeah, it's

657
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 2: like a dog.

658
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: Hey, I let him pee in the front yard.

659
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 2: That's the same thing training dog.

660
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: Any kid, I understand. So then I'm like, all right,

661
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: if you got to go inside to pee, that means

662
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: you are done eating lunch and you cannot come back

663
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: in the car and eat lunch. Because I'm testing to

664
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: see how bad they gotta go there on never mind,

665
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't need to go. I need to go, man,

666
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: I don't need to go. They start eating. Then the

667
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: middle kids like, Dad, I gotta go, I gotta go.

668
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: I'm done eating. I've gotta go. Oh my, alright, show

669
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: me a little bit of dribble. So we go in

670
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: the chuck E Cheese and we go Pete and we

671
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: are fourteen minutes early for the birthday party. The birthday

672
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: girls are not even there yet, brutal, and we are

673
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 1: just staying like we.

674
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 2: Go, hey, Mark, Yeah, we're on this side of town.

675
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 2: You know it is with Nashville traffic. You got the

676
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 2: four h five, the Feeder road. Ah, man, this part

677
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 2: of town. We were in a gated community. It's uh

678
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: this part of town. Oh no, we just got her earlier. Shit,

679
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 2: sorry about that, man.

680
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: So we go pee and then we're just standing there, dude,

681
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: just awkwardly standing there because we can't play the games.

682
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: We can't sit down at the table because we don't

683
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: know which table is gonna be ours. So we're just

684
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: standing there. And here comes birthday dad in with the

685
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: two cases. He goes, man, you guys been here the

686
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: whole time. It's a bad side when you've beating the

687
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: birthday damn kids to the birthday party.

688
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 2: And you think dad gives half a ship.

689
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, showed up late. He looks at me and he goes,

690
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: how long you guys been here? I was like, man,

691
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: long story. He goes, all right, man, we're gonna be

692
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 1: over here on table four. I'm like, all right, cool,

693
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: so we go over there.

694
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 2: Hey man, this is a special birthday for us to man,

695
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 2: love you and your family.

696
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: Man.

697
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 2: And then I got a guy to do something so

698
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 2: it doesn't seems like you're not just getting there early.

699
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 2: You have nothing to do in your life. Hey man,

700
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 2: you guys family has always meant a lot. Didn't want

701
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 2: to be late for this one man. Love you dude.

702
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 1: You guys mean the world. Does you know what I mean?

703
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: We want we want to be you know we did.

704
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: We want the girls to know they're loved and we

705
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: love their birthday party. He goes, we're here because of you.

706
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: They came to chuck e cheese for your oldest for

707
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: baby Box's birthday and they've been talking about it ever since.

708
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 2: So you got the boys or friends with girls?

709
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll last for them when we grew up, I

710
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: had to last for another year or two. And then

711
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: once they're in like second grade, then boys will hate girls.

712
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 2: And the only girl that we were friends with, the

713
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 2: tomboys she played sports with is the other ones. Man,

714
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 2: what we're talking to? Yeah, well that's different nowadays. Now

715
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 2: there's no not sexes. Right.

716
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,479
Speaker 1: So then I get a text with the wife, Hey,

717
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: can you come get baby bought. Since the youngest one

718
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: is still sleeping, he's ready to come in. He has

719
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: to pee.

720
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 2: What your wife doing breastfeed?

721
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,479
Speaker 1: No, she's sitting in the car because it kids sleeping.

722
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 2: She hasn't left the car yet. No, she's been in

723
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 2: the car for forty five minutes.

724
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: The one is sleeping, dude, the one is sleeping. And

725
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: so I go out there and I opened the car

726
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: door and I'm like, well, he's awake, and she goes, oh,

727
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: he must have just opened his eyes.

728
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 2: She's playing on her front.

729
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: And so here they come. We come in, We do

730
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: the birthday party till five. Hey, great, then you know

731
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: your card works for two hours unlimited games. But then

732
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 1: the worst damn part. I'm gonna tell you what. There

733
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 1: has to be a better way to do this is

734
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: when you're done with Chuck E Cheese, you go to

735
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 1: the prize counter to see how many tickets you have,

736
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 1: and my god, it is the most stressful process in

737
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: the world. They're like, you have eight hundred and seventy

738
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: two tickets.

739
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 2: Who's helping you? A worker? A worker? Hot?

740
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 1: No, definitely not, definitely not.

741
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 2: I was hoping for the truckers. Fuck is that.

742
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: That's just a soccer mom.

743
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:24,959
Speaker 2: Is soccer a soccer mom? Or at your wife? Hey

744
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 2: they're still sleeping?

745
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 3: Hey what pissing on the tree.

746
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: But here's the problem. The kids don't know what eight

747
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy tickets means. Like they look at the

748
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: stuff and they don't know what it is, and so

749
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: then they point to something. They're like, all right, six

750
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty two. Kids don't know how to add,

751
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: they don't know how many things of what they can get,

752
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: and they sit there and it's just like, oh my god,

753
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: it is so annoying. It takes thirty minutes to pick

754
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: the damn prizes.

755
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 2: Brutal, brutal.

756
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: So we get I mean, the birthday girls leave before

757
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: we do to exit. They we got there before them.

758
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: We left after them because their dad was like, pick

759
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: one thing, that's it. Go.

760
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 2: What is he a banker?

761
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:10,239
Speaker 1: I don't know.

762
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 2: Ray, he was great with numbers. He knew about nine

763
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 2: hundred days.

764
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: I see you guys later, We're like, oh no, we're

765
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: still getting our prizes.

766
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 2: Man, We're still trying.

767
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: To pick out which ring we want or if we

768
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: won a lollipop or.

769
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 2: A jumping spider, And what about a blow pop. No,

770
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 2: not going to get blown Jim, I said, bow pop.

771
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: So we get home. Finally at five point fifty five PM,

772
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: I have watched zero football on Saturday, No college football.

773
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 2: It was a bloodbath. The old Missile of the world

774
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 2: went down, The Bamas of the world went down. Tennessee

775
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 2: was tied going into second zero zero ended up winning

776
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 2: sixty to nothing. Arkansas lost to UTEP. Don't know why

777
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 2: I knew that score.

778
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: Another one that I lost the UTEP UTABH played Tennessee.

779
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 2: Beat Tennessee.

780
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think Tennessee won fifty nine

781
00:33:59,120 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: to nothing.

782
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 2: O saw.

783
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 4: I played somebody Lafayette, La Tech, I don't know. Then

784
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 4: Colorado got the brakes beating you know who, right job?

785
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 4: And then A and M went down.

786
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you don't want to listen. Put Kansas

787
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: in the playoffs.

788
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,760
Speaker 2: Always a blood Saturday.

789
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 1: Kansas wins this weekend. Put us in the playoffs. Nobody

790
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: and I mean nobody wants to play the Jayhawks.

791
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 2: That running bag. Neil. He is the Neil.

792
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: He is the real Neil Dude. He is a badass.

793
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,399
Speaker 2: Why do you tell me about him?

794
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: He's great. I didn't even get to see it play

795
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 1: because I was at the Chuck E Cheese. I was

796
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: at the Christmas market. Kids though in bed by six thirty.

797
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: They were so tired, so tired. So I did watch

798
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: a little bit of the A and M. Auburn game

799
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,240
Speaker 1: was on, and.

800
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 2: You also had the nightcap. You had the Bama Oklahoma.

801
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 1: Obama Oklahoma was on at the same time. I'd flip

802
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: back and forth and Bama was getting their ass kicks.

803
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: So I didn't watch much of it. I think I

804
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: watched the second half of the A and M game.

805
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: That's all the college football I got to see.

806
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 2: Man, Well, that's why they make Sports Center. It's actually

807
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 2: not the old Sports Center where they show highlights. Now

808
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 2: they just do emotional interviews.

809
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: So who's good.

810
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 2: The best team in the country is gonna be Georgia.

811
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,399
Speaker 2: You're gonna find that out when it all shakes out.

812
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 2: It's gonna be Georgia. Oregon is fake, they're fools.

813
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: Gold Indiana is going to be in the playoffs.

814
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 2: Their coach said, yeah, don't ask me that question. You

815
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 2: want a real answer. You know who should be in

816
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 2: the damn playoffs? Do you hear him?

817
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 1: No?

818
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 2: I didn't hear him. They said, hey, do you deserve

819
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 2: to be in the playoffs? That real question? Reports like,

820
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 2: uh yeah, I got an article. Right, do you guys

821
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 2: think you should be in the playoffs?

822
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: Well, they should?

823
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 2: Is that a real fucking question. We're gonna be in

824
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 2: the playoffs.

825
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 1: They better be in the playoffs.

826
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 2: The game, they'll be in the championship. They're gonna get

827
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 2: the breaks beat off of again, No.

828
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 1: They won't. They won't be in the title because it's

829
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: gonna be Ohio State versus Oregon.

830
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 2: Oh, but I think they all have a lot losses, right.

831
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 1: But head to head right, I mean, no, Oregon doesn't

832
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: have a loss, correct, So I think it would be

833
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: Ohio State versus Oregon. So Indiana should be in the playoffs.

834
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: Don't give me three loss Alabama, three loss, old miss

835
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,439
Speaker 1: old misses. I mean Lane Kiffin, Good God, that dude

836
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: is so hype and no substance all the time. Oh,

837
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: they're so amazing, Lane kiffn this great coach. He doesn't

838
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: win shit.

839
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,720
Speaker 2: Oh, So Oregon will be in the championship game against

840
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 2: Ohio State or Indiana.

841
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, depending on what happens this weekend, because Ohio State

842
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 1: has to play.

843
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 2: Michigan, so will be Ohio State, Indiana's in.

844
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: They should make the playoffs. Put him in. I don't care.

845
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 2: But the real deal. It's favorite right now in Vegas,

846
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 2: Ohio State. But it looks like in Ohio State, Georgia, Oh.

847
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: You know who. I did watch a little bit of

848
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: Boise stated.

849
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 2: They're awful four seed. They are.

850
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: No, No, they can't they are. They can't be.

851
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 2: As it stands right now, I watch them, it's like

852
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 2: the top four.

853
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: They played at Wyoming Ude.

854
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 2: I don't know.

855
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: I think it was the second half. I turned it

856
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: on and they said, oh, Ashton Jinci is not in

857
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 1: the game, and then he came back in the game

858
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,280
Speaker 1: because I guess he was hurt. But then they started losing,

859
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: they put him back in the game. But I'm like,

860
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 1: you guys were tied. Why was he not in the game?

861
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 1: I mean it was they It was so that quarterbacks

862
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: just didn't.

863
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 2: Good correct the running back kids. The playoff system, I'm

864
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 2: agreeing with you now shame. I'm excited to see the games,

865
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,839
Speaker 2: but is this really good at start?

866
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: I mean, Penn State, does Penn State really need to

867
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 1: be in the playoff bro.

868
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 2: They showed one version of the bracket. Ohio State plays

869
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: before Boise Ohio State would play Army and then they

870
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 2: played Boise State. Ohio State would walk to the championship game.

871
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: I don't even Army got absolutely I was cheering for

872
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 1: Army because I wanted to. I thought, what a feel

873
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 1: good story. If they beat Notre Dame. You have to

874
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 1: put him in the playoff no more so s MU

875
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: is gonna be. I mean, SMU has a chance to

876
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 1: be in the playoffs.

877
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,320
Speaker 2: The balls are back in the playoffs. The falls that

878
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 2: they yeah they're in, Yeah they're in.

879
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so stupid.

880
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 2: The championship game though, with that one is gonna be Jojia.

881
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 2: Georgie's back into the championship game now.

882
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: Right, it's gonna be Georgia in the winner of the

883
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: Texas Texas A and.

884
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 2: M corrat you'll be Texas. So Georgia Texas Texas loses,

885
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 2: they're still in A and m's only chances.

886
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: So if Georgia loses, the Texas in there.

887
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 2: Gonna be three losses.

888
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: Are they still in?

889
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 2: No? Well, at three losses, you got to put in

890
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 2: a Bama or Georgia. You just have to. The committee

891
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 2: will be forced to strength to schedule.

892
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 1: Because if Georgia gets penalized, we're going to the conference

893
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: championship and losing, and then they get left out. I mean,

894
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 1: you want to talk about pandemonium.

895
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 2: This is well. The reason it's flawed is because it's

896
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,439
Speaker 2: big brother. You don't want to win competitions to where

897
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 2: as college football, you don't want to be so good

898
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 2: that you're in the championship game. You want good enough

899
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 2: so you can avoid the championship game.

900
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: You want to be you want to be Indiana have

901
00:38:58,680 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: one loss.

902
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 2: But still not make the champions You don't want to be.

903
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: In the Big Ten championship. No, thank you, I'm good.

904
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: I got my one loss, and I'll just sit here

905
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: at number eight and go ahead and put me in

906
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:08,720
Speaker 1: the playoff.

907
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 2: It will be cool to see the home games, but

908
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 2: I don't know if twelve teams really solved anything because

909
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 2: we're getting a bunch of tu lanes turn due.

910
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: Did you watch college football?

911
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 2: You watch? You know we're rocking baby? When did it?

912
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 2: They came over later? So I watched all Ohio, Indiana

913
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 2: watched How was that game? It started off Indiana up seven?

914
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but then at.

915
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 2: The punters dropped the punt. It slipped right. Yeah he

916
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 2: had come or all right, he had stuff all over his.

917
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: Hands, would have made it stick.

918
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 2: It was snapped right off into the five yard line.

919
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 2: Two massive errors on their part, and they got touchdowns

920
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 2: before the half, so they were ahead fourteen to seven.

921
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 2: And then another error there was like a fumble. Dude,

922
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 2: it was turnovers. It was just stuff you can't do.

923
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 2: Oh Ohio State ran one back. Ah, you can't do

924
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 2: that in the punter. I mean it looked like he

925
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,879
Speaker 2: was grabbing a p missile. It just that winer went

926
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 2: right through his hands ten feet shot behind him. It

927
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 2: was a little precipitation in Ohio State. But that's it.

928
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 2: It was those It probably could have been a good game,

929
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,479
Speaker 2: but you just can't do that against Ohio State.

930
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: Okay, so but yeah, I mean, all right, that's my

931
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: college football report. I did watch a little bit of

932
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: UTSA on Friday.

933
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 2: We are going bowling, guys, and give the heisman a

934
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 2: Travis Hunter. I have futures bets on it, so give

935
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 2: it to him. But let me just say this.

936
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 1: They lost again.

937
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 2: They lost again, and he had more tackles last year.

938
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 2: He had the same amount of interceptions. He has more

939
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 2: touchdowns this year and a little bit more yards, but

940
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 2: he had the same stats last year and he didn't

941
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 2: win it. And j T, dude, gen T already has

942
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,439
Speaker 2: got more yards and touchdowns. And Dereck Henry when Derrick

943
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 2: Henry won the Heightsman in twenty fifteen. So snap that

944
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 2: one off for me and gent T. Guys, is gonna

945
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 2: have two more games. He'll have a regular season game

946
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 2: and then he'll also have that conference championship game. He

947
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,280
Speaker 2: gets three hundred yards a game. He breaks Barry Sanders record.

948
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 2: Hear me, now, give me, give me a drunker, gave

949
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 2: me a What about your people in your cars?

950
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:09,760
Speaker 1: What about those tractors? What about Simon Levive?

951
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 2: Where's he at? Simon Levib? I hope you're doing well?

952
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 2: All right? We need him at the convention. Dude, where

953
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 2: has he been?

954
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: He's been?

955
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 2: M I A man, That's what I'm saying. We can

956
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 2: bring him back. Either we get Hawk Tool or we

957
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 2: get Simon Levive live at the convention.

958
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: I mean that would be in crety incredible. I bet

959
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 1: their fee is more than we can afford.

960
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 2: Dude, Simon Leviv that's what he's known for, Fleecing people.

961
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,919
Speaker 2: Their money is like is stealing money.

962
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 1: We tell them we're gonna pay him, and then we

963
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 1: never pay him.

964
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 2: No, he would rip us off.

965
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: Yea. He would be like, guys, we're gonna do a

966
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: bet on the red. We do bet on the red.

967
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: We don't have casinos in Nashville, don't worry. I have friends,

968
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: my enemies. They run a rouette. Whell I guarantee win.

969
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 2: He would do something to where we would pay him

970
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 2: with a credit card, but then he would be able

971
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 2: to steal our credit card information and then he'd actually

972
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 2: foreclose the entire Sore Loser Show.

973
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: We'll take a break, we'll be right back. So then right, yeah,

974
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: we're back man. I'm like, all right, good Sunday. I

975
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: can't wait. I'm gonna watch some football. It's gonna be

976
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: a good day. Very excited. My wife tells me, oh,

977
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: by the way, one of the moms text didn't want

978
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 1: to know if we wanted to meet up at the

979
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,720
Speaker 1: trampoline park on Sunday.

980
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 2: Big hangars.

981
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, oha, wait, so Saturday and we did Christmas

982
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: Market and chuck e cheese and now we're gonna do

983
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 1: say it ain't so trampoline park on Sunday. And she says, yeah,

984
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: what time would you want to do it? I said

985
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 1: ten am, tena am. Right when they open. We are

986
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: there and we wear the kids out and we get

987
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: home for football. She goes, ooh, I looked at it.

988
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: It doesn't open till eleven. I said, okay, we will

989
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,720
Speaker 1: be there right at eleven for trampoline park eleven o'clock.

990
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 1: She goes, okay, and she texts mom and she's like, hey,

991
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: how does eleven work? And then other mom said, ah'll

992
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 1: probably be hangover eleven, maybe pushing it. How about eleven

993
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,359
Speaker 1: thirty eleven forty five?

994
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 2: See mom's drinking the night before, and.

995
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:13,240
Speaker 1: My wife says, oh, that's perfect. I'm like, is that perfect?

996
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: It's eleven thirty eleven forty five perfect. That's already an

997
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: hour and forty five minutes later than I originally planned.

998
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: I originated for ten, then I moved it to eleven.

999
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: Now we're going eleven forty five. Okay. Cool. We wake

1000
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: up Sunday morning and my wife my wife.

1001
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 2: The fuck, no get away? Get back? I said, got it?

1002
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: I said, what's wrong with you? I don't know. I

1003
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: got some cough. I don't think I'm gonna be able

1004
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: to go get back, dude, I said, we wait, what

1005
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: do you mean you're not gonna be able to go?

1006
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: She goes, I think you're gonna have to go to

1007
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: the trampoline park. So wait a minute, you made this

1008
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: scheduled appointment with this other mom.

1009
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 2: Is the other mom going or the dad? Oh, Sarah's going?

1010
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: And I and I said, and so I'm gonna go

1011
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: with the boys and meet up with this other mom.

1012
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: But you said you were gonna meet at the trampoline park. Yeah.

1013
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: I just don't feel good, coach, Sorry, go, So me

1014
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 1: and another mom went to the trampoline park on Sunday.

1015
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 2: Gets me to my point. So I've a minted these

1016
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 2: trampoline parks. Just remember from when we were kids. Are

1017
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 2: these moms jumping on the trampolines? Is my first question?

1018
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: Some moms mostly not. Okay, most of them are just

1019
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: sitting in their circles, gabbing or checking their phone out, not.

1020
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 2: Even being perverted. I mean, are their boobs going all

1021
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:27,720
Speaker 2: over the place.

1022
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: A couple of moms, yes, but they can.

1023
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 2: Be a little distracted. One time my kids slip fell

1024
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 2: off the entire tramp didn't even know what happened the

1025
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 2: whole time no.

1026
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: I mean baby Box didn't come up and say, hey,

1027
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: where's baby Box two? And I'm like, uh, I'm looking

1028
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: at those two. I'm not he's over there. Hey, son,

1029
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 1: do you see this? This is poetry in motion, man,

1030
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 1: Like you're watching a thing of art. But most moms

1031
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: are not jumping on the trampolines.

1032
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, very rare.

1033
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: It's more dads that will jump on the trampoline with

1034
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: the kids because dads are idiots and they try to

1035
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: go as high as they can and they're busting ass.

1036
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: And then one dad did get yelled at because there's

1037
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 1: a basketball hoop and he was hanging on the rim.

1038
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, dad, like relax, like you're not doing and

1039
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: the guy go the worker goes, hey, man, come on,

1040
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 1: don't hang on it. Are you trying to break it?

1041
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: The dad was like just dunking. And then it's also

1042
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: they have the jousting where you get up there like

1043
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 1: American gladiators and you hit each other with and there's

1044
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: dads up there just whacking people. I'm like, dude, their

1045
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: own age, no kids. Yeah, I'm like, you're not proving anything,

1046
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: like you're you're beating a twelve year old, Like stop,

1047
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: like you're supposed to get up there and let the

1048
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: twelve year old knock you off the damn thing. But

1049
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: I get it. If it's your kid, you can do it.

1050
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: And then when another kid comes up there, do you

1051
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: get knocked off? You don't knock the other kid off

1052
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 1: if you don't know. Yeah, yeah, very weird. But yeah,

1053
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: So me and this other mom, we're just hanging out

1054
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: to the trample Dean Park and a loven forty five

1055
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,720
Speaker 1: where the kids jump and a little bit nip point.

1056
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 1: Here's the only problem. Hey, it was supposed to be

1057
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: my wife and this lady talking. So then I got

1058
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: to talk to her, and I don't really know much

1059
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: about her, and she's she's got the same call my

1060
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 1: wife does, Sarah. I couldn't help.

1061
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 2: But notice is that in all those sports bro.

1062
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: She's on day fourteen of this cost. She's been to

1063
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: the doctor. She's now on antibiotics. And I'm just like, wow,

1064
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: this is awesome, and the kids are going around, and

1065
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,479
Speaker 1: so finally at like one thirty, I'm like, hey, boys,

1066
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: you guys ready to wrap it up? And my kids

1067
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: are like, Dad, I'm hungry. I'm like, we'll get food

1068
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: when we get home, and sna did you smuggle a

1069
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:40,479
Speaker 1: couple of those balls from the ball pit? She looks

1070
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 1: at me, she says, hey, I'm getting my kids dippin' dots.

1071
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: So if you don't want your kids to see that,

1072
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: you better get out of here first. And I'm like,

1073
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 1: you got tals, I gotta see it out there.

1074
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 2: If it gets any colder here, you're gonna cut some

1075
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:59,320
Speaker 2: fucking glass. There won't be a shame if any of

1076
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 2: those dots.

1077
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: Flip up on all the white tea. Sarah, Oh sorry,

1078
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: I drove one right there. Let me get that for you.

1079
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,760
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's just your nipple.

1080
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 2: I do call it the ice cream of the future. Sarah.

1081
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: So I start like, we gotta go, we gotta go,

1082
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: get in the shoes on, because they're in line for

1083
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: the freaking ice cream. Like she doesn't even wait for

1084
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: us to get out of the building, and my middle

1085
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: child baby box duds, like, oh, they're not even leaving.

1086
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,240
Speaker 1: I'll go we're leaving.

1087
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,800
Speaker 2: What are they getting? What are they getting?

1088
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: I want to get what they're getting. I'm like, nope, nope, nope.

1089
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 1: Well I want to walk to the car with him.

1090
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 1: I want to wait and walk to the car with him, Nope, nope,

1091
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 1: And so he is screaming and crying on the way

1092
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: out of the freaking trampoline park and your.

1093
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 2: Wife's still in the car. Different story, different story.

1094
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 1: My wife's still at home because she's not feeling well.

1095
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: She led me on a Sunday of football to watch

1096
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: the kids.

1097
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, she's been in that car now

1098
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 2: for two days straight, dude. Yeah.

1099
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: And so then we get home and my wife has

1100
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: picked up some lunch and the kids are at the

1101
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: table eating and I go sit on the couch and

1102
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: finally watch a little football and oh my god, it

1103
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 1: was drunk. The NFL was so drunk. I got to

1104
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: see the end of the Cowboys game. That was incredible.

1105
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. We went to the mall all day. Oh we

1106
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 2: had the niece and nephew, so we were working on

1107
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 2: Christmas crap up until noon. Then it was traffic all

1108
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:24,280
Speaker 2: the way south mall, what else? A bunch of stores

1109
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 2: we had to go to. We ate at the cheesecake factory.

1110
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 2: But we listened to the Titans announcers.

1111
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: They're fun, right, Yeah, you're so fun.

1112
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:34,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, it ain't good. I mean they tried to break

1113
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 2: it down and they're great. Though, with their voices and

1114
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 2: everything that they're really good. The knees, she didn't love it,

1115
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 2: the fourteen year old and then my wife. They actually

1116
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 2: the announcers a little too much for them.

1117
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 1: But you liked them.

1118
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're good. They're good. They're good. I mean unless

1119
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 2: you got Tixons seven. No, dude, they were good. They

1120
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,760
Speaker 2: may make you excited about the game, so it was fine. Yeah,

1121
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 2: but they go. I was trying to think of why

1122
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 2: did I not remember some of their calls? Was it penalties?

1123
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1124
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: Continue I watched the Cowboys game, and I don't Jayden

1125
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: Daniels looks terrible. All of a sudden, he looks so bad.

1126
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 2: Well he's the rookie of the year.

1127
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: Well the must be. There must not be very many options.

1128
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: Kayleb Williams is not good. He holds onto the ball

1129
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 1: too long. Saw the end of that game they went overtime.

1130
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: That some miraculous endings. I mean the Cowboys, the Commanders

1131
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: tie it up.

1132
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 2: I mean that when Dinwhittle did the twisty and then

1133
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 2: wade it all the way to the touchdown Turpin.

1134
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, when I mean they're down by seven and

1135
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: they have like fifty seconds to go, and they're on

1136
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: their own twelve yard line and they throw it to

1137
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 1: Terry McLaren and he just burns everybody touchdown. And the

1138
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: announcers are like, man, here we go. It'll celebrate too

1139
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: much right now, commanders, because you missed an extra point earlier.

1140
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 1: This is no guarantee. And he missed his extra point.

1141
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: Hey misses extra point and you're like, oh my god, okay,

1142
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 1: all right, on side kick on side kick and they

1143
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 1: do the little squibver onside kick and the Cowboys guy

1144
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 1: feels it cleanly to the house. He runs it back right.

1145
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: It's just like, what the hell is going on? What

1146
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 1: is going on? It was so crazy to get this.

1147
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 2: Remember this of your betting. If there's a safety, the

1148
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 2: other team punts it. You know that, Yes, you can

1149
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 2: onside punt it.

1150
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the Texans tried to do. And I didn't.

1151
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 2: Understand, hurt on the radio. I didn't really didn't understand.

1152
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: I didn't understand, Like that's the one earlier in the

1153
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 1: season where they were like, I think they recovered, Oh

1154
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 1: wait no, no, it didn't land in the right spot.

1155
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: The on side punt didn't.

1156
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1157
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: I don't know how it works, but yes, and then

1158
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: the Bears recovered an on side kick. How about them apples,

1159
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: and we drove down field goal over time, we get

1160
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: the ball and then Caleb Williams doesn't get rid of

1161
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: the ball, he gets sacked, and then they go down

1162
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: and score and we lose. But I'm glad. I'm glad

1163
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: we lost a better draft pick. Guys, this is what's

1164
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 1: more important. The Bears don't need to win games. If

1165
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: we're not going to the playoffs, we're not going to

1166
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,439
Speaker 1: the super Bowl. I want Caleb Williams to get better.

1167
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: He doesn't look any better that he holds onto the ball,

1168
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: But let's get a better draft pick. Well, you can

1169
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 1: play hard but lose at the end, Dude.

1170
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 2: I just remember the announcers were going like medical terms.

1171
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:21,320
Speaker 2: He goes, it's a dagger. Right now, they're gonna get.

1172
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:22,439
Speaker 1: Him from the inside.

1173
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 2: Dude, he was using something you're not gonna hear. At Vanderbilt.

1174
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 2: He goes, when a guy runs across the middle and

1175
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 2: comes back, he calls it a dagger. He goes, because

1176
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 2: you tug right at the heart. He's like, that was

1177
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 2: a ten yard dagger. Bought their heart I'm like, what

1178
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:42,879
Speaker 2: the fuck, dude, I got fourteen odnison here, dude, and

1179
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 2: he was talking like wartime terms.

1180
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 1: Bro, it's a football game, and then he and then

1181
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 1: I heard I saw this on Twitter. After that game,

1182
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,800
Speaker 1: the Texans have a postgame show and this lady Nicole

1183
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: calls in and she thinks that the cartel is running

1184
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: the the NFL. Let's see where is it? Here goes,

1185
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:12,479
Speaker 1: come on, m here, no, I can here.

1186
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 5: Air a couple of grievances, several grievances that I have,

1187
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:22,280
Speaker 5: and I'm going to establish that the NFL the rest

1188
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 5: in Vegas are a cartel that manipulate all the games

1189
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:30,359
Speaker 5: as they wish. And I feel like some players such

1190
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 5: as Kayemi are subject to being paid off at will

1191
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:36,839
Speaker 5: because they're so good.

1192
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:37,959
Speaker 1: He's so good.

1193
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 5: I don't believe he intentionally loses his kicks. I think

1194
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 5: he's paid to do so and potentially to My next

1195
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 5: grievance is that the play calling can also be subject

1196
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 5: to being subject to the cartel. And that dude I

1197
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 5: forgot his name, but he sucks. I don't know why

1198
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 5: he always calls that play where you throw to your

1199
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 5: left or your right and you have to catch up

1200
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 5: to the line of scrimmage. I don't know why he

1201
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 5: does that. It never works, It never freaking works, and

1202
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 5: he does it all the time. I feel like he's

1203
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 5: sabotaging us. He always has mixed in come to drive

1204
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 5: right into a apoll of guys that I mean, why

1205
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 5: is it so unorthodox to run out left or right?

1206
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know. I'm not a play caller,

1207
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 5: I'm just a girl. But why doesn't he ever have

1208
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 5: a play go out to the left or the right?

1209
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 2: I don't get it.

1210
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 5: He also could be subject to the cartel, of course,

1211
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 5: you know, he may be smart enough to know that

1212
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 5: these things are happening, and or he may be shot down.

1213
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 5: Because I believe he's just as good as the old

1214
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 5: Golden boy Park, you know, Patrick, And right now he's

1215
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 5: the golden boy so and he's what we.

1216
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: Need to strive towards.

1217
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 5: So I'm not making excuses for the bad things we

1218
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 5: did today. But CJ is right up there with him,

1219
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 5: and you can tell that his confidence is being shot

1220
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 5: And why is that is the cartil dream that to him?

1221
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 1: I mean, she goes off for like two more minutes

1222
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: about the cartel I lowed out loud, how hammered is

1223
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 1: that ship? Well?

1224
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 2: And how long? How do they let him go on

1225
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 2: that long on a call?

1226
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, probably because it was so damn funny.

1227
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 2: Well, Ray, we'd never let that happen on the Bag Show.

1228
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: We would never let it happen. But we'll take a break.

1229
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 2: We'll be right back, all right. Can I talk about something? Yeah,

1230
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 2: go ahead, man, So I'd say, for instance, hypothetically, a

1231
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 2: team in fantasy is down by thirty points and they

1232
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 2: have Lamar Jackson and Zay Flowers playing tonight. Do you

1233
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 2: think they'll win or they'll lose down thirty.

1234
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: Other team has nothing?

1235
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 2: Nothing?

1236
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: Oh?

1237
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 2: Man, Oh, what if it's thirty five points? Actually, I think.

1238
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:16,240
Speaker 1: I would put it at a fifty seven percent chance

1239
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:21,879
Speaker 1: that the person ooh thirty five changes it. I'd say

1240
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 1: a forty eight percent chance the team with Lamar Jackson

1241
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 1: z A Flowers wins.

1242
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,839
Speaker 2: Well, our stupid ass Ai says, it's an eighty percent

1243
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 2: chance that we're gonna win. If me and Justin do

1244
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 2: win with Lamar Jackson's A Flowers, we lose Fantasy and

1245
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 2: we're out of the playoffs.

1246
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: I mean, Lamar gets twenty one, Zay gets fourteen. I

1247
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 1: just don't know if the mar how high scoring of

1248
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:41,799
Speaker 1: a game it's gonna be.

1249
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 2: But guess what. I guess what Zay Flowers was doing

1250
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 2: last night with Bob Henry. Bob posted pictures of him.

1251
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 1: That's not good.

1252
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not what we said waters all night. But

1253
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 2: it's like you've hung out with Bob Menory didn't have

1254
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,240
Speaker 2: one drink.

1255
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 1: That's not what you want to see. Not good, not good. Well,

1256
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 1: I mean, I came on here last week and talked

1257
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: about how stupid Fantasy was and how I'm eliminated, and

1258
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 1: I got my ass kicked and my whole team was

1259
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:08,439
Speaker 1: on by this week. But I'm back, baby. I took

1260
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:14,320
Speaker 1: the gelugulas and I kicked there ass. That kick there ass.

1261
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: There is now a four way tie at the top

1262
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: of Lunch's Loser's Division eight and four, eight and four,

1263
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,399
Speaker 1: eight and four and eight and four. There are four

1264
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 1: of us at the top of the division. It is

1265
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 1: pure pandemonium with only a couple of weeks to go.

1266
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 2: Have you seen our division? No, it's closer than the

1267
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 2: nineteen sixty Big Ten with Bo Shimbeckler Bro. There's eight

1268
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 2: teams tied for first place.

1269
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 1: The craziest day I've ever seen. I mean, I woke

1270
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 1: up yesterday morning and I found out even more people

1271
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 1: on my team were out. I didn't I was gonna

1272
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 1: play Ta Jay Spears because that's how desperate I was.

1273
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 2: He didn't even play it.

1274
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:56,799
Speaker 1: He no, and so he was out. So I had

1275
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 1: to go find someone else. And so I was like,

1276
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: who am I going to get? And then I look

1277
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: online and Zamir White and Madison for the Raiders are

1278
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 1: both doubtful. I'm like, I'm gonna go get a mirror.

1279
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: I'm Dullah, and I'm gonna pray that a mirror I'm

1280
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 1: Dullah for the Raiders can give me five freaking points.

1281
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 1: I just went five points. I'm Dulah five.

1282
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 2: What a fine.

1283
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: He's the third string running back. He's the third string

1284
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:25,439
Speaker 1: running back, and what is a mirror?

1285
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 2: I'm Doulah do.

1286
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: He came through with fifteen boys, fifteen boys and Jade

1287
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 1: and Daniels. The whole game, he was at like eight

1288
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 1: Fantasy points, eleven Fantasy points, and then five minutes left

1289
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,439
Speaker 1: to go in the third and fourth quarter he explodes

1290
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 1: for like two touchdowns Jade and Daniels. He looked like

1291
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 1: trash supposedly all game. Didn't see most of the game,

1292
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: but he had no fantasy points, but he brought it

1293
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: back with thirty four fantasy points. Oh my god, there

1294
00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 1: is a god. There is a miracle. We are alive.

1295
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: We are alive.

1296
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Simmons has killed CJ.

1297
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 1: Shrouding the end zone.

1298
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 2: My fourteen year old niece, he's like, oh my gosh,

1299
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 2: is he okay?

1300
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 5: He kill him?

1301
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 2: The dagger in the heart the Titans and jeff fucking

1302
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 2: killed the Texas. No, no, he's not dead. He's just

1303
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 2: being very aggressive with his terminology using medical terms. He

1304
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 2: just tackled a man in the end zone.

1305
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, I had Deonday Johnson. I was gonna have

1306
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 1: to play the Corpse of Deontay Johnson. So when's whenever

1307
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 1: he got to Baltimore. They forgot he knows how to

1308
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 1: play football. They don't even throw him the ball. So

1309
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 1: yesterday morning I went and I said, what wide receivers

1310
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: are available?

1311
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 2: And I got some guy that you can get, probably

1312
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 2: Westbrook and Keene.

1313
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 1: Oh I probably could have got in, but I went

1314
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,080
Speaker 1: to Denver and there's a guy by the name of

1315
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: Devon Vley. I'd heard of him a couple of weeks ago,

1316
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 1: he had a couple of catchers like, let me put Veley.

1317
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 2: In the line of the ghost and Jerry Judy.

1318
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 1: Devont Maley eleven points.

1319
00:58:57,520 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Devon Maylee, you got these guys from

1320
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 2: the graveyard.

1321
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: From the graveyard, dude.

1322
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 2: Dude, me adjusted are starting guys from the fucking morgue. Dude.

1323
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 2: We're both in the same boat. If you guys are

1324
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 2: at least got a beating heart, will start you on

1325
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 2: our fantasy t.

1326
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 1: Oh, that's all. I was like, Devon Bayle, let me

1327
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 1: get him a mere Abdullah. I don't know you used

1328
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 1: to play for the Lions. I think I let's put

1329
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 1: you in the lineup. And I did get a text

1330
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 1: from batter's box yesterday afternoon and he said.

1331
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:32,160
Speaker 2: Here with a special happy birthday. Oh whoa.

1332
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 1: At six twelve pm, he said, first time I have

1333
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 1: turned off a Niners game early in the last three years.

1334
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 2: Kid, Never turn off a game. It's just like a

1335
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 2: good cinemax. Never know when the happy endings come.

1336
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 1: And I said, Arizona lost, You're still in the division race.

1337
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 1: He goes, forty nine ers are toast. He goes, season over.

1338
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: How do you deal with this, I said, what.

1339
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 2: Do you mean?

1340
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: He said, as a Bears fan, your season ends early

1341
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 1: every year, Like, how do you do it emotionally? I said,

1342
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 1: you gotta look at the positives. If the Niners don't

1343
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,200
Speaker 1: make the playoffs, the Niners get last place in their division,

1344
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 1: they get a higher draft pick, and next year their

1345
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 1: schedule will be super easy. They'll have a last place schedule.

1346
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 1: They'll play the last place from the other divisions. They're

1347
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:17,960
Speaker 1: gonna be phenomenal because they'll rest up, they'll get everybody healthy,

1348
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,920
Speaker 1: they'll get their studs back, and they'll kick ass on

1349
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 1: all these shitty teams Lions.

1350
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 2: That tells me they're gonna vote Waltz to the super Bowl.

1351
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 1: They are steamrolling everybody they play.

1352
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, now would be the time to get them. You're

1353
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 2: probably only gonna get them about three times your money,

1354
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 2: but look back about three weeks it was ten times

1355
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:34,439
Speaker 2: your money.

1356
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: They are steamrolling people.

1357
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 2: The final text from justin guys before we might need

1358
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 2: to do a welfare check if we don't make the playoffs.

1359
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:45,800
Speaker 2: I said, uh uh. He said about tonight's game, he's

1360
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 2: a great charges, only giving up fourteen points per game,

1361
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 2: best in the league. That's who Lamarin's a play And

1362
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 2: I said, you're the opposite of confidence. I said, if

1363
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 2: we die, we die confident. And then I finally said,

1364
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 2: if authorities read these back, they would assume you were

1365
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 2: a very weak man and terrified of his own shadow.

1366
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,200
Speaker 2: And he said, I'm a realist. I don't live in ignorance.

1367
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 2: That is how if we get if it doesn't happen

1368
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 2: tonight for zay Boy and Lamar, that is how the

1369
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:14,439
Speaker 2: campaign ends with Justin.

1370
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 1: Did you watch Ohio State with Justin?

1371
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 2: No? I did. The kids were supposed to be coming.

1372
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was like eleven am start, so I

1373
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 2: was tuned into that we're trying to clean the house.

1374
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 2: But I was able to see a good portion of it.

1375
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 2: He was trembling. I think he went to a bar

1376
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:30,640
Speaker 2: by himself, solo mission stag and rolled up in there

1377
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 2: and watched the whole damn thing.

1378
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, the chink Glas had won six in a row.

1379
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 1: The Flying Chinkla is lost. It is a battle. I

1380
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: am so excited And now I'm gonna be counting down

1381
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: tonight thirty five points for Ray and Justin and the

1382
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 1: Ripper Magoo.

1383
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 2: But I've explained to Justin, like this If we can't

1384
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 2: confidently count on Lamar to get a thirty points and

1385
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 2: Lamar and Zay to get a couple of catches, then

1386
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 2: we don't win. If you don't have confidence and you're like,

1387
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,440
Speaker 2: we're not gonna be a little pussy, and it's just

1388
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 2: like oh man, oh hey, oh yes, Christian McCaffrey only

1389
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 2: got six points. Oh yes, Kettle only got one touchdow, Yes,

1390
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 2: we're not doing that shit. If we can't count on

1391
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:15,080
Speaker 2: Lamar to get twenty eight points and Zay to get seven,

1392
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 2: what are we doing We don't deserve it. I'm tired

1393
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 2: of watching these games like, oh my gosh, Sam Darnold,

1394
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 2: he only got twenty five. Yes, we're not doing that shit.

1395
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 2: If you're not gonna watch the game like a man,

1396
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,919
Speaker 2: say we got a good ass team, let's get head

1397
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 2: to head, beat the piss out of this team.

1398
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 1: Then we're not doing it.

1399
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,520
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do this pussy footing around. Hey tonight,

1400
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 2: we have to root that Alex Godare only gets two points. Yes,

1401
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 2: he only did two. I'm not playing that shit. If

1402
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 2: we're not gonna be men, and we can't look Lamar

1403
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 2: in the dick and say I need twenty eight points

1404
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,640
Speaker 2: from you. If we can't look at Zay Flowers after

1405
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:58,960
Speaker 2: he got zap with Bob Menry and say, bro, we

1406
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 2: need you to get four cats. You're like their star receiver. Like,

1407
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 2: if we can't, that can't happen. We don't fucking deserve it.

1408
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 1: The fucking deserve it.

1409
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 3: So I tried to tell Justin I'm tired of his text.

1410
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 3: You should see him. He sounds like a little bit.

1411
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 3: He's like, Hey, it's not looking good tonight. We got

1412
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,640
Speaker 3: a hope that go dere only gets one catch.

1413
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 2: I'm not down it. I'm not rooting for Godare to

1414
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 2: get one catch. If our team isn't good enough to

1415
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 2: beat a team that has Kamara on a bye and

1416
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 2: Alex Godeare who was catching balls when I was in college,

1417
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 2: if we're not good enough for that, I'm not that.

1418
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:39,120
Speaker 2: So that's it, dude, this is our swan song. We

1419
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 2: could jump the shark any other animal analogies or sayings.

1420
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:46,080
Speaker 1: Uh, elephant in the room. Yeah, man, And I just

1421
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 1: realized I haven't won yet. He still has Mark Andrews.

1422
01:03:58,160 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 2: It doesn't get any better than that.

1423
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 1: He still has Mark Andrews. A night.

1424
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 2: How much is he down by.

1425
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 1: Forty four.

1426
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 2: Oh, it's over, damn it. I was hoping it was

1427
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 2: like under ten.

1428
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:17,480
Speaker 1: Oh and that mid season Guante. Oh my god, ray,

1429
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 1: my team's falling apart, falling apart Isaya, but Checko still

1430
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 1: on IR still don't have him to play. I big, Hey,

1431
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,240
Speaker 1: I spent We have fifty dollars free agent money. I

1432
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:30,680
Speaker 1: bid twelve dollars on brock Party. Oh brock Perty's not

1433
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:33,320
Speaker 1: playing this weekend, so I gotta go get a quarterback.

1434
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:38,200
Speaker 1: I had to go get Tommy fucking Dovido, slowing salamis everywhere.

1435
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 1: That dude sucked.

1436
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 2: A touchdowns though, right, I don't know.

1437
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 1: I think that he got me one touchdown, but I

1438
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,920
Speaker 1: had I did get to say he doesn't play for them.

1439
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1440
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 2: No, No, he didn't play for the other team, but

1441
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 2: did really good.

1442
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:52,280
Speaker 1: Batter's box has Saque.

1443
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 2: He went off, he went he's an MVP two hundred

1444
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:56,360
Speaker 2: and fifty.

1445
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:59,160
Speaker 1: He's got the MVP. He did it over to stop

1446
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:02,800
Speaker 1: with the quarterback. Give it to Saque. He is the MVP.

1447
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 2: You'll get it.

1448
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then I didn't have a running back, so

1449
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:10,440
Speaker 1: I had to play Blake damn Korum Yesterday awesome, thanks

1450
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,920
Speaker 1: for playing. He got me point five points. But George Kittle,

1451
01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 1: he came through with a twenty spot. Keenan Allen with

1452
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:21,360
Speaker 1: a twenty three spot. Ceedee Lamb was sixteen and I

1453
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 1: am going to advance. I'm not gonna be the low score.

1454
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:30,760
Speaker 1: I am moving on in the guillotine. All right, man,

1455
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:31,560
Speaker 1: all right, we gotta go.

1456
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,120
Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, dude, damn, good luck tonight.

1457
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:38,680
Speaker 1: Thank you man, I need it. Thanks. Oh yeah you too, man. Thanks, Yeah,

1458
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 1: I'm really I'm worried about you. You're gonna stay and

1459
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 1: watch it.

1460
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,400
Speaker 2: I actually might because honestly, if we lose tonight, we're

1461
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 2: out of the playoffs. So it's that competitive of a division.

1462
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:50,000
Speaker 1: That's huge. All Right, everybody, have a great Monday. We're out.

1463
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 2: Eh.

1464
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 1: That was a bad brother, I don't know. Yeah.

1465
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 2: Oh. Sore Losers dot com for convention tickets.

1466
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:01,800
Speaker 1: Sore Losers dot com for convention ticket. It's Miguel was

1467
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:04,000
Speaker 1: as drunk as he usually is at the convention yesterday,

1468
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:06,160
Speaker 1: started talking about on base. But the Cowboys are going

1469
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:08,960
Speaker 1: to the super Bowl. This starts our running the Cowboys

1470
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 1: in the Super Bowl.

1471
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:12,920
Speaker 2: Can they still make it? Mathematically ye?

1472
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,880
Speaker 1: Mathematically yes, most likely no, no, But here's the thing.

1473
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:19,880
Speaker 1: They're gonna crush the Giants on Thanksgiving. The Giants have quit.

1474
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 2: That sounds like a trend.

1475
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,320
Speaker 1: I mean, if you that's gonna be two in a row.

1476
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,440
Speaker 1: They are going to win that game. The Giants are

1477
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:28,840
Speaker 1: so bad. They are so bad.

1478
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need your locks before I go to Vegas.

1479
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now, I'm gonna need your bank.

1480
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need your take you to the base. I'll

1481
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 2: have my own life.

1482
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm already telling you right now. Take it. Hey, the

1483
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,760
Speaker 1: Cowboys minus four you might as well take it to

1484
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 1: the bank, because when it came out yesterday, did you

1485
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 1: just give that on a mound day? When it came

1486
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 1: out yesterday it was minus three and a half. It's

1487
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 1: already been going up with the money.

1488
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:49,600
Speaker 2: Chiefs minus fourteen, and the Niners don't even have a quarterback.

1489
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 1: They're playing the Raiders. Oh you're right, Yeah, well I

1490
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,880
Speaker 1: thought that, Hey, I thought Carolina didn't have a quarterback.

1491
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:56,480
Speaker 1: But all of a sudden, Bryce Shoung looks like freaking

1492
01:06:56,560 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 1: Joe Montana. What were the Chiefs doing? What were they doing? God?

1493
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,720
Speaker 1: That was so bad? Yeah, Cowboys minus four, I mean

1494
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:08,160
Speaker 1: the Giants are so bad, so bad.

1495
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:11,480
Speaker 2: Dolphins. We get a little Dolphins Dolphins Cockers. Dude.

1496
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:13,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, it's gonna be a good week.

1497
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 2: It'll be snowing a Lambeau, even though they may play

1498
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 2: in Miami.

1499
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 1: Now they're playing in Lambo. If it's snowing in Lambeau,

1500
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:24,120
Speaker 1: give me the Packers. You don't want the warm weather guys.

1501
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:27,800
Speaker 1: Tyreek and the Boys, uh Tua, they don't like snow.

1502
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 2: The Packers have the best line in the NFL. Lombardi

1503
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:37,280
Speaker 2: said that, Okay, all right, Steve Lombardi, No, he'sarty.

1504
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:39,880
Speaker 1: I gotta go