Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini eaisol.
Speaker 2: Dell me what's really going on? Drizzy backup in this thing.
Speaker 2: I'm ready was happy name there it is there, it is.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, gentiles and little mamas are like, welcome
Speaker 2: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.
Speaker 3: Me, the podcast where we dive into the pockets of
Speaker 3: black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the theories that you
Speaker 2: the listener have at home. It's a motherfucking mini EPA episode. Bitch.
Speaker 3: Welcome bitch? Uh is it you saying it? Some motherfucking
Speaker 3: mini episode just with the voice on? Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Justin did that before I had the modulator, before
Speaker 2: I could do shoot. Justin are brilliant editor. Did that
Speaker 2: all by himself before me.
Speaker 3: I was playing with that voice. We got a karaoke
Speaker 3: machine in the house. Yeah, and it's it does that
Speaker 3: voice and it does baby voice good time you mean, yeah, fun.
Speaker 2: A weird robot. Baby, I can do whatever you want,
Speaker 2: you know. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Wow, so fun technology. That's how we're here to talk about.
Speaker 2: No, we got an email from a from a listener,
Speaker 2: a person by the name of Brittany sent us a
Speaker 2: very concise, very to the point email. Brittany wrote conspiracy
Speaker 2: theory about nightmares as a subject line, and then she
Speaker 2: said high Linkston David, my mama told me that telling
Speaker 2: someone about a nightmare that you had on an empty
Speaker 2: stomach will make it come true. Please can consider discussing
Speaker 2: this on the podcast. Thanks Brittany formal. I love it,
Speaker 2: as she said, I got, I have a subject. I
Speaker 2: will give you the basics of the information. I'll tempt
Speaker 2: you into saying more with a little bit of nice language,
Speaker 2: and I'm out.
Speaker 3: But none of the usual pleasantries and or disrespect, which
Speaker 3: is a breath of freshure.
Speaker 2: She didn't spin in our face, but she also didn't
Speaker 2: kiss it, and that's that's fascinating.
Speaker 3: She didn't elevate one of us above the other. That's
Speaker 3: also also always difficult.
Speaker 2: She didn't try to sell one of us a product
Speaker 2: that makes us feel self conscious about ourselves.
Speaker 3: Just she just was like, hey, here's the subject, which
Speaker 3: is good, great approach. But I do love some of
Speaker 3: our cilliar lists as well. Here's my first question. Have
Speaker 3: you ever told it? Have you ever? Have you ever
Speaker 3: had a nightmare come true?
Speaker 2: I don't think So I don't. I think a lot
Speaker 2: of my nightmares tend to be more fantastical than they are,
Speaker 2: or at least they used to be much more fantastical
Speaker 2: than they were, like literal same, And so I don't.
Speaker 2: I think it would require a level of like weird
Speaker 2: space travel to be able to make some of my
Speaker 2: nightmares happen. Certainly interdimensional shit would have to take place
Speaker 2: to make some of my nightmares come true.
Speaker 3: It would be the cast of characters alone. The budget, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the budget you would need to cast my nightmares. And also,
Speaker 3: I will say, anytime in my life that I've had
Speaker 3: a living nightmare, it's always been something I didn't even
Speaker 3: know it was my worst nightmare until it happened to me.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm hmm.
Speaker 3: You know you're like, oh, this is my nightmare, this
Speaker 3: is my I didn't need I wasn't even afraid of
Speaker 3: her cheating on me or whatever. Right, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Oh this is I thought this was a
Speaker 3: cool shirt or whatever it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, there are things your brain sort of skips
Speaker 2: past and it's like, wait, we don't need to dream
Speaker 2: about that. That would be silly, that would be a
Speaker 2: waste of time. Are truly the biggest nightmares you're ever
Speaker 2: going to experience.
Speaker 3: Every time, every time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's one hundred percent true. The other day,
Speaker 2: my sprinklers wouldn't turn off, like our gardener fucked up
Speaker 2: and kind of like broke the sprinkler system, so there
Speaker 2: was a leak. And then I twisted the normal like
Speaker 2: hose turn on thing to check it to see if
Speaker 2: I could work on the leak myself, and then could
Speaker 2: not whisk them off like legitimately, they just would not
Speaker 2: turn off, and they were on for like an hour.
Speaker 2: Then finally I did get them off right, Like I
Speaker 2: finally figured out some shit where I could like twist
Speaker 2: it hard enough and went off. And then at like
Speaker 2: nine pm that evening they turned back on and would
Speaker 2: not turn off while I called emergency plumber after emergency
Speaker 2: plumber for hours literally through up till midnight. I'm calling
Speaker 2: people being like, Hey, is there any world where you
Speaker 2: could send a man here to make my sprinklers stop
Speaker 2: doing this?
Speaker 3: See that's a nightmare I never had, but now it's
Speaker 3: a thing I'm afraid of.
Speaker 2: Bro, you feel so strong and so.
Speaker 3: Nothing having to call a bigger, better man to come
Speaker 3: fix things in your.
Speaker 2: Home at midnight, be like, hey, could you wake up
Speaker 2: one of your men?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I know he's probably with his family.
Speaker 2: I'm what and I and I I twisted knobs and
Speaker 2: none of the knobs fixed. So so could you make
Speaker 2: a man wake up from his wife and or his lover?
Speaker 3: And uh, I'm wet and I'm scared and I just
Speaker 3: need a man in his big scary vehicle to come say.
Speaker 2: I'll invite him in my home despite having no evidence
Speaker 2: he couldn't murder me in an instance.
Speaker 3: That's how bad I needed his help. Oh man, God,
Speaker 3: I gotta learn a trade now.
Speaker 2: It's embarrassing. So yes, I agree with you that your
Speaker 2: nightmares are sometimes far more far reaching than your brain
Speaker 2: is actually capable of finding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like my also some of my nightmares.
Speaker 3: Do you ever? I have a lot of times, though,
Speaker 3: where a nightmare will be literally a thing I'm worried about.
Speaker 3: But my worries are not necessarily reality. Mm hmmm hm,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. The things I'm scared of
Speaker 3: a lot oftentimes aren't based in any type of like reality,
Speaker 3: perceived or otherwise. Yeah, So it's like, I don't feel
Speaker 3: like I run the risk of this, but I am interested,
Speaker 3: because aren't most dreams on an empty stomach.
Speaker 2: I think what she's saying is, if you tell somebody
Speaker 2: about your nightmare while you have an empty stomach, not
Speaker 2: the dream it.
Speaker 3: So it's not like if you go to bed hungry
Speaker 3: and then you have a nightmare, it'll come true. Yes,
Speaker 3: if you wake up and tell your spouse or whatever
Speaker 3: maybe I don't know that.
Speaker 2: Or whatever, right then somebody's gonna come in your house
Speaker 2: and kill you, is the theory.
Speaker 3: I don't know that I believe in this. But this
Speaker 3: is also because I don't tell a lot of people
Speaker 3: my nightmares.
Speaker 2: I don't ever tell anybody the horrors that happened in
Speaker 2: my head at night or otherwise a lot of the times,
Speaker 2: which is why I struggle in communications and communication and relationships.
Speaker 2: But that's my business. The point is, it feels to
Speaker 2: me like an idiom, a sort of like a wives tale,
Speaker 2: if you will. That's more about treating your community kindly.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 3: Like, as far as not telling people your nightmares.
Speaker 2: Not telling your people, not telling people your nightmare while
Speaker 2: on an empty stomach feels like, bro, don't wake me up.
Speaker 3: With that shit.
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 2: What I mean, Like, don't just corner me in the
Speaker 2: beginning of the day telling me some weird shit that's
Speaker 2: in your head, Sit me down for a meal. Let's
Speaker 2: let's be decent to each other and make this communal.
Speaker 2: Let's make this about building bonds and relationships, not me
Speaker 2: like rounding a corner to go to the bathroom, and like,
Speaker 2: you know, I saw spiders in my brain last night.
Speaker 2: Fuck you.
Speaker 3: I like that. I think that's the kind of the
Speaker 3: best takeaway you could get from this is because I
Speaker 3: also don't tell anybody what's going on. It's an action
Speaker 3: I find to be not safe.
Speaker 2: A lot of caution tape around here.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, by lose my grip, all, slide off
Speaker 3: and die.
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Speaker 3: I do like the idea of the community of it.
Speaker 3: I think that's the best takeaway from it. Do you
Speaker 3: tell people your fears and things like that?
Speaker 2: I find it easier to let those things out in
Speaker 2: a joke than I do in like just a raw conversation.
Speaker 3: Same. Do you ever find yourself Do you ever find
Speaker 3: yourself making a joke that is too real? Though?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I'm kind of sitting on one right now
Speaker 2: that like has elements of it that make me uncomfortable,
Speaker 2: where like I'm saying something in particular about sort of
Speaker 2: like not it's not intimacy in my relationship, but certainly
Speaker 2: like communication in my relationship that makes me feel like
Speaker 2: I'm being a little too. I'm playing a line and
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't like how that feels. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: have one about black people saying stuff funny. That's that
Speaker 2: is just for you. Yeah, it's yeah, I get it
Speaker 2: where you're like, damn, I let this. It's also hard,
Speaker 2: I think, and this is starting to get into a
Speaker 2: more complicated conversation then. Certainly Britney was asking for but.
Speaker 3: We only have minutes left.
Speaker 2: I think it's also hard because you fear saying something
Speaker 2: on stage that you have not even yet been willing
Speaker 2: to say to your partner, and that becomes sort of
Speaker 2: not just an invasion of privacy, but almost an outing
Speaker 2: of an intimacy that you didn't share together. And then
Speaker 2: that becomes like this dangerous thing of Oh, I thought
Speaker 2: I was just expressing myself, when in fact I was
Speaker 2: sabotaging an otherwise potential healthy conversation we could have with
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the guy who's done the work ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: I haven't. Though I'm truly bullshitting my way through this.
Speaker 3: This conversation did get too real because I don't I'm
Speaker 3: realizing now I'm thinking about it. I don't tell anyone
Speaker 3: my dreams or otherwise.
Speaker 2: No, very rarely have I ever expressed my dreams to anybody.
Speaker 2: And that's yeah, yeah, But I do agree with the
Speaker 2: sentiment that if you are gonna tell me about your dreams,
Speaker 2: please do not make it something I just have to
Speaker 2: raw dog, you know what I mean, Feed me, agreed, agreed,
Speaker 2: treat me, make it. Let us be doing something fun.
Speaker 2: Don't make this the just I woke up, I need
Speaker 2: to pee, but I gotta stop to listen to whatever
Speaker 2: you gotta tell me. Situation.
Speaker 3: And I like that. I think that in this one,
Speaker 3: that's definitely like a folklore type of a situation. If
Speaker 3: that's what we can draw from that that, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, the idea of not to use people
Speaker 3: as a dumping ground, to acknowledge that, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, acknowledge the give and take in a situation
Speaker 3: like that. I think ultimately that's a pretty positive one.
Speaker 3: And I think that this is like a good thing
Speaker 3: to kind of stay to keep in your mind. Then yea,
Speaker 3: because it's like cause it's like it's not saying don't
Speaker 3: tell people you're nightmares. It's relax give him some you
Speaker 3: know what, I mean, and I because to be mindful,
Speaker 3: especially when you're dumping a burden or a problem on someone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's one hundred percent fair. Don't look
Speaker 2: not when I first wake up, not when it's like
Speaker 2: eleven thirty before lunch, you know what I mean. We're
Speaker 2: all hungry. We've been click clacking at this computer the
Speaker 2: whole time. We're all just trying to squeeze the last
Speaker 2: little bit of life out of ourselves, and we're desperate
Speaker 2: to isolate and get refill our energy. Don't give me
Speaker 2: that shit right then, and not right before like a
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like a dinner, right before bedtime,
Speaker 2: like none of that shit. I want this shit at
Speaker 2: a time where we're having a cereal and a laugh.
Speaker 2: Let's over a nice a nice cup of Joe. I
Speaker 2: don't even drink coffee, but a cup of Joe sounds like.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll listen to this a machiato, and then
Speaker 2: I'll tell.
Speaker 3: You how I dream about me killing my father. There's
Speaker 3: one of those jokes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hilarious.
Speaker 3: This podcast is too funny.
Speaker 2: Where did they come up with it?
Speaker 3: These guys, they must be right material. I think we
Speaker 3: did it.
Speaker 2: I think I think we did. It feels like a
Speaker 2: good explanation, Brittany. I hope that that feels satisfying. I
Speaker 2: think it is more a tool of healthy communication than
Speaker 2: it is a literal threat. So feel free to share
Speaker 2: your nightmares. Just make sure you ain't annoying people while
Speaker 2: you do it. Yeah, I think that's great what you
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Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: Know Wait a minute, do you ever? Man? I hate that.
Speaker 3: I don't know the words completely. Yeah, it's embarrassing, cause
Speaker 3: it's like, whenever it's turning up, it's always like and
Speaker 3: this is sexist but it's always like some girl who's
Speaker 3: doing every single because I got most of it. But
Speaker 3: then when he's calling out the club, the A know
Speaker 3: what kods? You know what I mean, that's like the
Speaker 3: hard part for me.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 2: I'm a I'm gonna say something that I'll probably regret.
Speaker 2: I got like two bars in there, and I.
Speaker 3: Don't really else. Yeah, I got the good ones right,
Speaker 3: but like right now, no college, Yeah, some of it
Speaker 3: is not good. I know how to hit.
Speaker 2: I know how to hit some big notes in it,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Where like I can I
Speaker 2: can jump and say words like I'm familiar with the song.
Speaker 3: They don't remember me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no there's nothing in me that's like, oh
Speaker 2: you got it. You can hit that first verse no
Speaker 2: problem and sayd version gets rocky, but you can find
Speaker 2: yourself again. No, I ain't got nothing.
Speaker 3: As they get older, I don't have any verses. I
Speaker 3: used to have so many verses.
Speaker 2: I had every verse memorized from every song that ever
Speaker 2: came out.
Speaker 3: It was crazy, even songs they didn't like. I still
Speaker 3: know all the words to write there, But like now
Speaker 3: I got when was the last time you wanted a
Speaker 3: new verse?
Speaker 2: It's been a minute. It's been a minute, and.
Speaker 3: I've heard songs where I was like, damn, I shouldn't
Speaker 3: this verse, and by the time I sometimes learned the verse.
Speaker 2: It's embarrassing if I were to be like rapping along
Speaker 2: with it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: That song from eight months ago, y'all?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we like.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you gotta pop out and show me.
Speaker 2: Like you is he rapping the the kids?
Speaker 3: This?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: So we're over that? Now we're over there?
Speaker 2: Put that away? What are you doing rapping along to
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