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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini eaisol.

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Speaker 2: Dell me what's really going on? Drizzy backup in this thing.

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Speaker 2: I'm ready was happy name there it is there, it is.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, gentiles and little mamas are like, welcome

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Speaker 2: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.

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Speaker 3: Me, the podcast where we dive into the pockets of

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Speaker 3: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the theories that you

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Speaker 2: the listener have at home. It's a motherfucking mini EPA episode. Bitch.

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Speaker 3: Welcome bitch? Uh is it you saying it? Some motherfucking

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Speaker 3: mini episode just with the voice on? Uh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Justin did that before I had the modulator, before

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Speaker 2: I could do shoot. Justin are brilliant editor. Did that

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Speaker 3: I was playing with that voice. We got a karaoke

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Speaker 3: machine in the house. Yeah, and it's it does that

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Speaker 3: voice and it does baby voice good time you mean, yeah, fun.

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Speaker 2: A weird robot. Baby, I can do whatever you want,

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Speaker 2: you know. It's pretty cool.

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Speaker 3: Wow, so fun technology. That's how we're here to talk about.

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Speaker 2: No, we got an email from a from a listener,

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Speaker 2: a person by the name of Brittany sent us a

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Speaker 2: very concise, very to the point email. Brittany wrote conspiracy

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Speaker 2: theory about nightmares as a subject line, and then she

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Speaker 2: said high Linkston David, my mama told me that telling

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Speaker 2: someone about a nightmare that you had on an empty

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Speaker 2: stomach will make it come true. Please can consider discussing

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Speaker 2: this on the podcast. Thanks Brittany formal. I love it,

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Speaker 2: as she said, I got, I have a subject. I

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Speaker 2: will give you the basics of the information. I'll tempt

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Speaker 2: and I'm out.

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Speaker 3: But none of the usual pleasantries and or disrespect, which

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Speaker 3: is a breath of freshure.

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Speaker 2: She didn't spin in our face, but she also didn't

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Speaker 2: kiss it, and that's that's fascinating.

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Speaker 3: She didn't elevate one of us above the other. That's

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Speaker 2: She didn't try to sell one of us a product

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Speaker 3: Just she just was like, hey, here's the subject, which

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Speaker 3: is good, great approach. But I do love some of

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Speaker 3: our cilliar lists as well. Here's my first question. Have

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Speaker 3: you ever told it? Have you ever? Have you ever

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Speaker 3: had a nightmare come true?

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Speaker 2: I don't think So I don't. I think a lot

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Speaker 2: of my nightmares tend to be more fantastical than they are,

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Speaker 2: or at least they used to be much more fantastical

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Speaker 2: I think it would require a level of like weird

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Speaker 2: space travel to be able to make some of my

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Speaker 2: to make some of my nightmares come true.

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Speaker 3: It would be the cast of characters alone. The budget, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: the budget you would need to cast my nightmares. And also,

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Speaker 3: I will say, anytime in my life that I've had

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Speaker 3: a living nightmare, it's always been something I didn't even

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Speaker 3: You know you're like, oh, this is my nightmare, this

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Speaker 3: is my I didn't need I wasn't even afraid of

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, there are things your brain sort of skips

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Speaker 2: about that. That would be silly, that would be a

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Speaker 2: waste of time. Are truly the biggest nightmares you're ever

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Speaker 3: Every time, every time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's one hundred percent true. The other day,

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Speaker 2: my sprinklers wouldn't turn off, like our gardener fucked up

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Speaker 2: and kind of like broke the sprinkler system, so there

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Speaker 2: plumber for hours literally through up till midnight. I'm calling

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Speaker 2: people being like, Hey, is there any world where you

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Speaker 3: See that's a nightmare I never had, but now it's

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Speaker 3: Nothing having to call a bigger, better man to come

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Speaker 2: Home at midnight, be like, hey, could you wake up

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Speaker 2: one of your men?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I know he's probably with his family.

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Speaker 2: I'm what and I and I I twisted knobs and

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Speaker 2: none of the knobs fixed. So so could you make

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Speaker 2: a man wake up from his wife and or his lover?

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Speaker 3: And uh, I'm wet and I'm scared and I just

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Speaker 2: I'll invite him in my home despite having no evidence

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Speaker 2: he couldn't murder me in an instance.

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Speaker 3: That's how bad I needed his help. Oh man, God,

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Speaker 3: I gotta learn a trade now.

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Speaker 2: It's embarrassing. So yes, I agree with you that your

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Speaker 2: nightmares are sometimes far more far reaching than your brain

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Speaker 2: is actually capable of finding.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like my also some of my nightmares.

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Speaker 3: Do you ever? I have a lot of times, though,

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Speaker 3: where a nightmare will be literally a thing I'm worried about.

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Speaker 3: But my worries are not necessarily reality. Mm hmmm hm,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean. The things I'm scared of

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Speaker 3: a lot oftentimes aren't based in any type of like reality,

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Speaker 3: like I run the risk of this, but I am interested,

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Speaker 3: because aren't most dreams on an empty stomach.

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Speaker 2: I think what she's saying is, if you tell somebody

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Speaker 2: about your nightmare while you have an empty stomach, not

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Speaker 3: So it's not like if you go to bed hungry

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Speaker 3: if you wake up and tell your spouse or whatever

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Speaker 3: maybe I don't know that.

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Speaker 2: Or whatever, right then somebody's gonna come in your house

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Speaker 2: and kill you, is the theory.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that I believe in this. But this

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Speaker 2: I don't ever tell anybody the horrors that happened in

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Speaker 2: which is why I struggle in communications and communication and relationships.

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Speaker 2: But that's my business. The point is, it feels to

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Speaker 2: if you will. That's more about treating your community kindly.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: That?

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Speaker 3: Like, as far as not telling people your nightmares.

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Speaker 2: Not telling your people, not telling people your nightmare while

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Speaker 2: on an empty stomach feels like, bro, don't wake me up.

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Speaker 3: With that shit.

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Speaker 1: Do you know?

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Speaker 2: What I mean, Like, don't just corner me in the

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Speaker 2: let's be decent to each other and make this communal.

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Speaker 2: Let's make this about building bonds and relationships, not me

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Speaker 2: like rounding a corner to go to the bathroom, and like,

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Speaker 2: you know, I saw spiders in my brain last night.

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Speaker 2: Fuck you.

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Speaker 3: I like that. I think that's the kind of the

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Speaker 3: best takeaway you could get from this is because I

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Speaker 3: also don't tell anybody what's going on. It's an action

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Speaker 3: I do like the idea of the community of it.

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Speaker 3: I think that's the best takeaway from it. Do you

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Speaker 2: I don't. I don't like how that feels. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: is just for you. Yeah, it's yeah, I get it

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Speaker 2: where you're like, damn, I let this. It's also hard,

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Speaker 2: I think, and this is starting to get into a

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Speaker 2: more complicated conversation then. Certainly Britney was asking for but.

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Speaker 3: We only have minutes left.

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Speaker 2: I think it's also hard because you fear saying something

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Speaker 2: not just an invasion of privacy, but almost an outing

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Speaker 2: I was just expressing myself, when in fact I was

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the guy who's done the work ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: I haven't. Though I'm truly bullshitting my way through this.

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Speaker 3: This conversation did get too real because I don't I'm

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Speaker 3: realizing now I'm thinking about it. I don't tell anyone

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Speaker 2: No, very rarely have I ever expressed my dreams to anybody.

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Speaker 2: And that's yeah, yeah, But I do agree with the

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Speaker 2: raw dog, you know what I mean, Feed me, agreed, agreed,

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Speaker 2: treat me, make it. Let us be doing something fun.

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Speaker 2: Don't make this the just I woke up, I need

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Speaker 2: to pee, but I gotta stop to listen to whatever

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's one hundred percent fair. Don't look

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Speaker 2: to isolate and get refill our energy. Don't give me

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Speaker 2: a time where we're having a cereal and a laugh.

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Speaker 2: Let's over a nice a nice cup of Joe. I

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Speaker 2: All right, I'll listen to this a machiato, and then

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Speaker 2: I'll tell.

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Speaker 3: You how I dream about me killing my father. There's

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Speaker 3: one of those jokes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hilarious.

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Speaker 3: This podcast is too funny.

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Speaker 2: Where did they come up with it?

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Speaker 3: These guys, they must be right material. I think we

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Speaker 2: I think I think we did. It feels like a

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Speaker 2: good explanation, Brittany. I hope that that feels satisfying. I

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Speaker 2: it is a literal threat. So feel free to share

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Speaker 2: your nightmares. Just make sure you ain't annoying people while

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Speaker 2: you do it. Yeah, I think that's great what you

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Speaker 2: got going on? Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram, Patreon,

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Speaker 2: this point, and my comedy special Births of a Nation

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Speaker 2: also Bay Area. I'm talking Elsa, Branny, I'm talking Heyward.

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Speaker 2: I'm talking all the way up to Richmond October twenty

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Speaker 2: Rooster T Feathers Comedy Club. Please buy tickets and come

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Speaker 2: to that. I'll tell you all about my dreams and

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Speaker 2: my nightmares and a few puns in between, and if

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Speaker 2: you request it, he'll do it. Meek Mill styles, you know,

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 3: Know Wait a minute, do you ever? Man? I hate that.

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Speaker 3: I don't know the words completely. Yeah, it's embarrassing, cause

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 2: I'm a I'm gonna say something that I'll probably regret.

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Speaker 2: I got like two bars in there, and I.

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Speaker 3: but like right now, no college, Yeah, some of it

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Speaker 2: I know how to hit some big notes in it,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Where like I can I

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Speaker 3: They don't remember me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no there's nothing in me that's like, oh

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Speaker 2: you got it. You can hit that first verse no

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Speaker 2: problem and sayd version gets rocky, but you can find

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Speaker 3: As they get older, I don't have any verses. I

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Speaker 2: I had every verse memorized from every song that ever

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Speaker 3: It was crazy, even songs they didn't like. I still

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Speaker 2: It's been a minute. It's been a minute, and.

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Speaker 3: I've heard songs where I was like, damn, I shouldn't

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Speaker 2: It's embarrassing if I were to be like rapping along

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Speaker 3: That song from eight months ago, y'all?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we like.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes you gotta pop out and show me.

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Speaker 2: Like you is he rapping the the kids?

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Speaker 3: This?

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Speaker 2: What are you doing?

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Speaker 3: So we're over that? Now we're over there?

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Speaker 2: Put that away? What are you doing rapping along to

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Speaker 2: this anymore? This song is old, engrossing us out man, stop, get.

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Speaker 3: Out of here. What cool things do you have going on?

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Speaker 2: You can follow me at Langston Kerrman on all social

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Speaker 2: on Netflix, watch English Teacher on FX. And most importantly,

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Speaker 2: if you would like to send us your own drops,

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Speaker 2: your own conspiracy theories, If you would like to tell

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Speaker 2: Mamma pod at gmail dot com. We would love to

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Speaker 2: on tour. We have dates coming up, DC, Chicago, New York, Philly, Seattle, Dallas, Houston, Austin,

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Speaker 2: San Francisco. It might forget anything. Uh did you say Boston? Boston?

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Speaker 2: How could I forget that?

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Speaker 3: Cruel?

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Speaker 2: Cruel Atlanta?

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Speaker 2: More importantly, yeah, those tickets are all Seattle. Those tickets

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Speaker 2: bitch and buy them early. We need you. We're asking politely,

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Speaker 2: and I'm sorry I called you a bitch. I'm really

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Speaker 2: sorry about that. If that's going to change whether or

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