1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:02,040 Speaker 1: Move it five? 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 2: What's with you? Wait a minute, is this the right number? 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:08,200 Speaker 1: It's the loser line. 4 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:09,880 Speaker 3: Goodby, Just call me. 5 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,320 Speaker 4: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It 6 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 4: works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while 7 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,960 Speaker 4: you're out at the club and uses this charming pick 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 4: applying on you. 9 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,440 Speaker 5: Hey, you and the cameras. 10 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 4: If so, you and I can find a dark room 11 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 4: and see what develops. 12 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yo. 13 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,519 Speaker 7: Let just doesn't even know what that means to be filmed. 14 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 4: After he says that, don't tell him that he reminds 15 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 4: you of your stepdad who's serving time in prison for 16 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 4: unpaid parking tickets and an accidental strangling. Instead, give him 17 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 4: the number of the loser line, so hopefully he leaves 18 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 4: an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air. 19 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,560 Speaker 5: Voicemails like this. 20 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 2: One Old McDonald y yo, and on that song. 21 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:10,400 Speaker 3: Ida yeah yoh here, yeah, oh yeah everywhere? 22 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:26,959 Speaker 8: Well there yeah yeah yeah, next message, That's exactly how. 23 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 5: I remember the song going. It's very real. 24 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 7: I thought he was going to like change the lyrics 25 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 7: to like be funny or something. He just straight up 26 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 7: wanted to be a horse whoa on the horse or 27 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 7: he was the horse it was was confused. 28 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,400 Speaker 4: I think either the horse is sick or Old McDonald's 29 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 4: been drinking. 30 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 7: Yeah. 31 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 2: Next, Hey, Jen, what's up? 32 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 6: It's I met you at the Bard the other day 33 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 6: and just want to say it was really. 34 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 2: Great meeting you. I mean, you're so funny, you got 35 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 2: a great sense of humor, and I really like your laugh. 36 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 2: It's so cute the way you laugh where you're just 37 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 2: like heee. It was way better than my exes laugh 38 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 2: all right. My ex was a monster. 39 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 6: She would just be like, like horrible. It was like 40 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 6: I was dating trans dresser on crack you. 41 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 2: But the cute my ex. 42 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 6: I just want to say, I want to see you again, 43 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 6: and yeah, I want to make you laugh more because 44 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 6: you laugh it's so cutee. So let me know next message. 45 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,080 Speaker 5: Oh man, that could have. 46 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,359 Speaker 7: Been so good if you would have just hung up 47 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 7: before the whole X talk. Yeah, the X does sound 48 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 7: kind of like that other guy's horse, though, didn't it. 49 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 2: Maybe the two of. 50 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 5: Them know each other. 51 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 6: Yeah. 52 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 4: Remember, you can get the special Loser line if you 53 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,080 Speaker 4: text the word loser that's l O s e R 54 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 4: to seven eight five nine two and give it out 55 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 4: to somebody who's creeping you out or talking about their 56 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:57,399 Speaker 4: ex's last time. 57 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 9: Oh my god. 58 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 4: Hopefully they'll call it and we can play their message 59 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,640 Speaker 4: message like this one. 60 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 2: And say what's up. 61 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:05,720 Speaker 7: Uh. 62 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 2: So, I know we've been messaging back and forth trying 63 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 2: to meet up. You know, I'm pretty busy guy a 64 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,920 Speaker 2: lot a girl. But here's my schedule right now. 65 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:18,519 Speaker 10: I'm real busy on Monday with Sarah. Tuesday, I'm busy 66 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 10: with Stephanie Wednesday, Thursday. 67 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 2: I could possibly pencil. 68 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,920 Speaker 10: You in there, So you really gotta let me know 69 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 10: fast because I'm also busy on Friday. But she's not 70 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 10: that hot. So if you really want to get down, 71 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 10: let's do it on Friday. I'll scratch her out and 72 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 10: I'll squeak you in there real quick. 73 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 2: Okay, but I need you to get back to me 74 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 2: real fast. All right, let's move it, girl, let's go. 75 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 7: I mean, I didn't feel good. 76 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 5: Alexai doesn't sound like a hot guy. 77 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 4: To get when you're like knowing you're probably. 78 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 7: Ugly, But what a compliment he scratching out the kind 79 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 7: of ugly girl for you. 80 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 4: I would probably still go yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, 81 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 4: I know there's a lot of negatives, just listening to 82 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 4: a book. Positive, he has a calendar and he's organized. 83 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 4: That's right, that's a cash Next. 84 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 1: Hey, Sarah, figure, I'll just give you a call so 85 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 1: you can put a. 86 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 2: Voice to the name. 87 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: Speaking of names, I noticed you have the same last 88 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 1: name as my aunt Linda, which is very wild. 89 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,039 Speaker 2: I did some digging on twenty. 90 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,560 Speaker 1: Three and meters and turns out you and I are 91 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 1: second cousin, believe it or not. 92 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:37,279 Speaker 2: So yeah, I still think you're hot and we should 93 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 2: hang out. It's totally legal. What do you say? 94 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 1: And if you're not freaked out, just can't tell anyone, 95 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 1: can we? 96 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 5: Oh? 97 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,840 Speaker 4: I think five years ago I would have heard that 98 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 4: message and thought it was weird. 99 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 5: But in the current. 100 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 4: Dating scene, I can see the appeal of dating cousins, Like, hey, 101 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:03,040 Speaker 4: second cousin, you can't ghost on your cousin because you're 102 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 4: gonna have to see them at the family reunion, and 103 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,880 Speaker 4: it makes figuring out where to spend the holidays with 104 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 4: which family super easy. 105 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:13,279 Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess like bridesider groom side doesn't matter you. 106 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 5: Is this close to home? 107 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,839 Speaker 7: No, I just have seen it, so I know it 108 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 7: doesn't work. For it's not as clean as you think. 109 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 5: Don't recommend. 110 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 9: Hey, Sarah, Hey, what's up? We were just talking hanging 111 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 9: out at the Starbucks. You told me to give you 112 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,400 Speaker 9: a call immediately, so I go ahead. You wouldn't forget 113 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:37,719 Speaker 9: my name. I cannot get rid of your kickups. I 114 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 9: apologize for having the hiccups all afternoon. Lookten, I'd love 115 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 9: to see you again on maybe a Saturday, and the 116 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 9: weekends pretty much kind of open for me. I'll hold on, 117 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,240 Speaker 9: hold on a second to try to get some water. 118 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:58,520 Speaker 2: All over me. Yeah, look, dog, you give me a call. 119 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:08,599 Speaker 2: You have my number and hold on. It's not working. 120 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:12,520 Speaker 2: I gotta I'll call, give me a call. It was awesome. 121 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 5: A rough day. 122 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 7: How can you ever be attractive when you have hiccup 123 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 7: or gurgling water? 124 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 5: She tried to scare himself. Trying to scare himself. 125 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,719 Speaker 4: Listen to The Loser Line every week on hundreds of 126 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 4: affiliates that carry Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, also 127 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:39,840 Speaker 4: on Spotify. 128 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,960 Speaker 5: Phone Tap is coming up next.