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What's Right with Nick Right? 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:05.920 On YouTube and on your favorite podcast platform. Hope you 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:09.319 had or are having a wonderful Fourth of July holiday. 0:01:09.800 --> 0:01:12.039 We had the day off, So here's a little bit 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:15.280 of the best of the first few months of What's 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:31.119 Right with Nick right alongside my son. So I have 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:33.280 gone out on a limb and picked the maps to 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:37.000 beat the suns. They are okay, I picked the maps. 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:38.160 We can get into that in the moment. 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:38.959 Where do I look? 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:43.000 But okay, I feel that just playing a symbol by uh. 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:46.119 I've always felt that when I by, when I got 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:48.120 when I started my own record, when I had young 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:50.120 money and I had NICKI and Drake and it was 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:52.480 just Onneika and Aubrey. You know what I mean? You 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:55.080 know I mean, I've always felt that I have to 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:57.600 stay current. I have to stay current, I have to 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:00.400 stay cool, I have to stay all at because I 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:02.280 want them to see and I want them to know 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:04.680 what it takes and I want them to know that. Okay, 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:08.040 I don't want them to ever get comfortable because I 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.200 know for a fact you're going to be successful, more 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.840 successful than me, because that's my that's my goal. But 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:14.680 I don't want you to get there and get comfortable. 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:16.760 I want you to see how I'm never comfortable. 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:21.600 What what did you seeing Drake just playing? 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.360 Once he started, uh, they you know he was brought 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:26.200 to me by check this guy out. He could rap, 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.440 He's from Canada and all that. So that, right, that 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:31.880 was already just interesting when I heard what he always. 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:34.320 What I loved about Drake was when I was the 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:37.280 first first time I heard him. That was nothing about 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:39.920 every every song I heard, that was nothing about, you know, 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.400 harming no one, you know what I mean, There was 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:44.880 nothing about there was nothing, nothing on there try to 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.639 try to sound hard, and I was like, this dude 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:50.200 just made me love. I was like, he could have 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:52.760 literally wrapped about him eating cereal in the morning and 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:56.440 going going to a corner store at what he ate for, 0:02:56.639 --> 0:02:58.560 Like he made it sound cooler than what I'm I'm 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:01.360 talking about, and that right that struck me. Right, that 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:03.360 was like, so I need this guy. I was like, 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:05.320 he could talk about it. And then what happened was 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:08.240 a hook came on on his song. I was like, 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:09.239 that was a nice little hook. 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:10.200 I was like, who's that on the hook? 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:13.120 Like that's him? And I was like the person in 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:14.200 the hook is singing. 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:19.400 Dude, you know what's so funny? So me and oh gosh, 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:20.880 Daniel shout out the name of the songs. 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:21.280 You remember. 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.440 One of me and my wife's first songs is a 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:27.600 Drake song where he raps in the beginning, or he 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:30.360 raps the whole thing, but the chorus is singing. And 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:33.400 it was one of the baby You're the best, Baby 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:36.440 You're my everything that song, and man, I had listened 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:39.240 to the song with her for probably nine months before 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:42.560 I knew that it was Drake. Was Drake doing both parts? 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:43.720 That I thought it was two different people? 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:47.080 All right? What about Nicki? What made you want to 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:48.040 be in business with her? 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:50.720 Playing and simple? Nicky was already when I was starting 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:52.560 this late when I had my label, I was already 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.400 knew I want someone from New York like playing simple rap. 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:57.600 I love New York playing rap comes from New York. 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:00.640 I need something. Never knew it would be a female. Yeah, yep, 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:03.160 you know when she was she was bought. When I've 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:06.240 seen her and she's spinning it. She killed everything, She 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:09.200 killed every person I had heard, who I was trying 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:11.520 to hear, who I was. Whatever I did, whatever you 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:14.160 want to call it auditioning. I'm shopping with she killed 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.640 all that, and I'm like, that's it made no she 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:27.520 it was hands down and she's a part of the team. 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:30.160 On Sunday on Twitter, you claim Michael Jordan's switch hand 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:32.480 layup was somehow not impressive. 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:38.279 Uh, some folks think that you're a hater. Yeah, defend yourself. Okay. 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:42.480 So here's the deal that that is a still shot. 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:46.080 We can't show you the full video on if you're watching, 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:51.039 but everyone knows this because it has been just absolutely 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:54.919 forced down our throats for thirty years as if this 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:56.800 is one of the greatest moments. 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:59.839 In NBA history. It flatly is not. 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:03.719 Here's the thing, Jordan might be the greatest player ever. 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:06.760 I don't think he is, but obviously there is a 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:09.640 strong case to be made for him. But that doesn't 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:16.120 mean we have to mythologize everything about him. Jordan was 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:21.839 once he started winning titles, was not a great highlight producer. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:22.560 He was. 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:25.480 He was so fundamentally sound and such a killer, and 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:28.200 his mid rangels unstoppable, and it's the greatest fadaway jump 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:28.719 shot ever. 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:30.799 But those things aren't great highlights. 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:35.000 His only really great truly great highlights the latter half 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.880 of his career are the jump shots to win playoff 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:41.240 games and win the finals. Those obviously are great moments, 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:45.640 but because like here's my point. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:50.960 It's not logo. Yeah, that's from early in his career. 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:54.160 In the in the slam Dunk contest. Absolutely, But if 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:59.600 you think about the highlights you see forever throughout NBA history, 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:04.560 there these amazing feats of athleticism and then a couple 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:08.000 basic ass Jordan plays like the highlights that live forever. 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:12.200 It's like, holy shit, doctor j jumped, put the ball 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:15.640 behind the backboard, hung in the air, got it around 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:16.240 to the other side. 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:19.640 It's like, is he the only person in the world 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:20.360 who could do it? 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:25.400 Vince Carter jumped over a seven foot three inch French 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:28.640 dude and ended his career. It's like, is that the 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:31.440 greatest thing I've ever seen in my life? 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:32.039 Stay? 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:36.720 Even Steph Curry, the eerie one unanimous MVP. You're you're 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:40.560 in overtime against Katie and Russ. There's four seconds left. 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:44.560 He just pulls up casually from forty two feet bang. 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:48.400 It's like, holy crep. Lebron is thirty feet behind. 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:53.679 The play tracks down Iguadala pins it the Shaquille O'Neal. 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:56.640 He pulled the basket down and it hit him in 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:59.960 the head. These are the iconic moment. 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:03.920 And then it's like and Michael Jordan once had a 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:07.760 spin move baseline and kind of dunked on Patrick Ewing. 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:12.360 And another time Michael Jordan switched hands on a layup. 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:24.200 Holy look at this. Why do you think Katie is 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:25.720 singling you out like that on Twitter? 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:30.160 Okay, so this is my question, and this is what 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:36.560 I can't figure out. Does Katie hate me or really 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:40.080 like see that's what That's what I was thinking, Like, 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:42.080 I don't think that he's uh. 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:44.480 I think it is like me. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:49.360 And fun or like frenemies exactly free. Because here's the thing. 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:52.960 If people didn't see this exchange. Someone I didn't tweet 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:55.920 to him. Someone tweeted to Durant, did you see nick 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:59.680 Wright's Club Superstar segment? He had a funny line about Kyrie, 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:02.760 And Durant responded and said, I didn't see it, but 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:05.960 I'm sure it was trash. Anyone can do Nicky's job, 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:06.680 and he calls. 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:07.480 Me Nicky, right. 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:10.440 He then says, because someone's like, hey, don't be mean 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:13.119 to Nick, and he says he makes millions of dollars. 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:18.080 Thanks Katie, appreciate that, and so he's subject for criticism. 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:20.600 That's how this works, right, And I did respond to that. 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:23.400 I said, that is actually exactly. 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.760 How this works. You are correct, Kevin Durant. I am 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:26.600 in the public eye. 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:30.200 I have a big boy job with big compensation that 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:33.480 I have decided to put myself out there. Anything someone 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:36.760 wants to say about my job performance and even minor 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:40.520 personal shots are fair, right. And I think Kevin Durant 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:42.800 thought he was like check making. It's like check meeting 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:45.120 me Like, oh, you don't like what it happens to you, 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:47.280 But isn't that what they say about me? Like I 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:49.840 make millions of dollars, I should be able to expected 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:50.160 you to. 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:51.600 Take a Kyrie's standpoint of it. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:55.240 Yeah, you are subject to criticism like that is what 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.280 goes with the territory, And so I don't. 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:02.080 I am a big believer that I've never been. 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:05.679 I have been mean at times to Durant, but I've 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:06.880 never been out of bounds. 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:08.040 I've never been unfair. 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:13.360 I didn't participate when people were making fun of his ankles. 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:16.360 Never that I thought that. I thought that was out 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:18.240 of bounds. I was like, you know what, I'm gonna 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:20.280 sit in this one out fellas. I feel like, A, 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:24.040 that's not necessarily a white person conversation, and B I'm 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:26.480 not I'm not participating in that. So I don't think 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:30.079 I've ever really gone overboard, and I don't think he's 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:32.400 gone overboard with me. And then, but here's the other 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.480 thing when I say I don't know for friends or enemies, 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:38.040 because I then tweeted at least I had you in 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:40.600 Club Superstar Kevin. I put at least I had you 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:43.160 in Club Superstar Kevin. I don't think people really call 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:45.760 him Kevin. They call him K or KD. And that's 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:49.280 why he wrote thank you Nicholas and did the handshake emoji. 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:52.800 So I you know what, we had low Wayne on 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:56.000 this show is a great time. We don't really do 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:58.160 guests on this show. I was thinking about trying to 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.600 get Ti on the show because I had him in 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:02.040 my top five, and I don't think a lot of 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:02.480 people do. 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:04.079 I want to get Duranto. 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:08.079 I think Durant and I sitting down, I don't think 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:12.080 it would be all lovey dovey, but I think there 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:15.880 is a mutual respect along with a bit of dislike 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:18.240 that I think could be compelling. 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:19.360 So that's a new goal. 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:23.440 Go Gabe, who's the you know, the the grand puba 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.640 blue doock Media, Go ahead and make that happen, if 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:26.240 you would please. 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:37.160 It's very very easy for me. 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:39.760 To make the way we all fill out brackets and 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:44.720 all our bracket contests better and it makes your social 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:49.840 feeds more tolerable. We all come together and make a 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:55.679 solemn oath, a commitment that if we want the ability 0:10:56.240 --> 0:11:00.319 to send out a single tweet or ig post or 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:07.040 TikTok video anything bragging about how good or the old 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:10.240 reverse brag, Oh my bracket so busted, look at how 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.560 bad it is, if we want to do any draw 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:16.640 any attention to calling an upset to having this team 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:20.000 going in the final four, then here's the solemn oath 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:25.040 we all make. We're filling out one one bracket per person. 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:28.800 Now you can insert that bracket into thirty competitions if. 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:30.000 You want, don't care. 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:35.360 But what must end is the cowardice of oh yeah, 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:36.679 I have six different brackets. 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:37.520 I have a favorite. 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:39.480 Look at these idiots in the control room, and I 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:43.200 use that term not lightly but idiots. Okay, I have 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:45.680 one bracket, a chalk bracket. I have one bracket an 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:49.280 underdog's bracket. I have one bracket of oh this is 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:53.360 where if the mascots were actual beings and they fought. 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:53.760 Who would win. 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:55.959 It's like, oh, okay, the bulldog is and lost to 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.560 a tiger. So lsu over draw nonsense. 0:11:58.800 --> 0:11:59.319 You fill out. 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:01.600 If you want to be able to brag, you fill 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:06.120 out one bracket. You post that bracket before eleven h 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.319 five am Eastern on Thursday. 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:11.120 It is allowed for the world to see and your 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:11.760 roll with it. 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:15.960 This is too many people treat brackets like the idiots 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:20.120 at the roulette wheel that that put their put their 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:23.199 chips down on twenty six of the thirty six numbers, 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:25.440 and then when it comes in they're like, oh look 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:28.840 at me. It's like, actually, duefish, you lost money on 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:33.040 that spend and that's terrible. So no one bracket per person, 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:45.240 per and that's it. I'm very passionate about this. Take 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:49.000 quick break, come right back on what's right. 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.040 Here's the only tweak I would make. 0:12:55.080 --> 0:13:00.720 It's not a massive tweak, because teams should be a 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:04.600 little embarrassed when they end up in the lottery. Thirty 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.319 teams in the League sixteen make the playoffs, so you 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:10.560 got to be a below average team to make the lottery. 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.280 You should be really embarrassed if you show up in 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:14.640 the lottery repeatedly. 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:15.840 Right, yeah. 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:22.400 I don't think owners should be allowed to send emissaries there, 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:25.480 so like the Blazers sent Dame and the Pelicans sent 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:29.000 Swin Cash, who's their VP of basketballs. I think the 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:33.200 lottery and some owners go occasionally. Dan Gilbert famously used 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:36.640 to go with the Caps. I think the owners of 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:40.600 all the lottery teams should have to go, and they 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:45.440 should have ownership statistics, so it would say, for the 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:49.960 veck who owns the Kings, it should say the vech 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:52.160 rand adva, pardon me if I get his last year, 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:59.480 last five, Yeah, lottery veteran, his ninth consecutive season in 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:05.440 the lottery, in his ninth season of ownership, absolutely disposed them. 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:07.400 And then like when a team that's. 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:10.640 Well run shows up, it's like, oh, it's like, okay, 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:14.079 the Blazers first season in the lottery in six years, 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:16.280 Like okay, good for them, Like you're doing a good 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:20.080 job that way, you're not tanking well. It's seems sometimes 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:22.920 would tank, but owners have to be known. There has 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:33.920 to be some shame to it. Oh, the QR codes, 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:36.240 thank you. I've been trying to get this in for 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:38.480 rehearsal shows, for all these shows. 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:38.920 All right. 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:41.120 So I sent out a tweet when I was out 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:45.240 of the country saying QR codes as menus as menu 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:48.440 replacement is one of those things that is supposed to 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:51.640 make your life better and is just immeasurably and in 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:53.520 every way made things worse. 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:54.760 And I stand by. 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:56.680 People were like, oh, Nick, you've never worked in the 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:57.520 service industry. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:58.280 You don't know what. 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:00.240 I don't know what what a pain in the asked 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:02.760 is to be like, hey, here's your menu, Like, oh, 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:05.520 I owe Nick, but we like to update them daily. 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:10.640 No you don't, Nick, I wasn't. That is correct. I 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:11.480 was never a waiter. 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:16.040 But let me tell you something, waiters, I'm saving your 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:19.880 jobs because QR codes is menus or the Canary and 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.080 the coal mine to you guys being replaced, because what's 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:26.240 after QR codes's menus is you go from the QR code. 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:28.160 It's like, oh I think I might want the SIMP 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:30.920 Did I did? I just order it with my finger? 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:33.920 Oh my gosh, I did that's coming, so I'm saving 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:34.560 your jobs. 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:35.000 Just like. 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:40.680 Another advancement that made things worse was the self checkout line. 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.040 It's like, oh, this is nice. I just have a 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:44.880 quart of milk. I don't want to wait in this 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:46.960 line to just go whoop. Oh that's kind of fun. 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:48.440 I get to use a little scanner like I want 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:50.000 to do as a kid, tap to pay, and I'm 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:50.440 out of here. 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:52.760 All of a sudden, you go to a Whole Foods. 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:55.920 Lately, there's three people actually checking people out and there's 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:57.880 sixty of us doing that job. 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:01.040 It's like, I gotta look up avocato. You got six 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:03.160 types of avocado? How am I supposed to know? I 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:04.320 gotta way this now. 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:06.680 It's good if you like to steal, I understand that, 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:09.120 But that can't be the real reason. That's the other thing. 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:12.480 These companies know. They know you're stealing from the self checkout. 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:14.240 They're doing it anyway because it's like, well, it's still 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:16.800 cheaper for us than actually, you know, employing people. But 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:19.360 back to the menus is QR codes you got it? 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:21.520 There's so many problems with it. First of all, if 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:23.520 you don't have Wi Fi in your place, I might 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:25.600 not even get the menu. Second of all, now I'm 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:28.200 on my phone already. I'm on my phone now. All 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:30.200 of a sudden, I see a bad tweet from demanse. 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:32.600 I'm respond to that. I'm not engaging with the people 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:37.240 around me. Qr Codes's menus add no benefit whatsoever. They're awful, 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:41.000 they're a job killer, they're irritating, they're bad for social 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:43.360 mora's such as put your damn phone away and let's 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:54.160 have a conversation with people, get rid of them. 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:56.400 And so I just find that argument to be. 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:03.480 A little banal and and a little trite for what 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:06.760 could be a little a little bit of trite, a 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:08.240 little bit of a banal, a little bit of trick. 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:14.600 All right, well do what? Yeah, yeah, okay, banal? But 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:17.720 b in al b a in al. Would you like 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:19.440 me definition. 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:24.159 Lacking in originality as to become obvious and boring? 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:24.560 Dude? 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:28.840 Is that not the perfect word? Thank you appreciate that. 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:32.680 Good job. You should work that into your your lexicon. 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:41.760 All right. 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:44.360 You have to promise you won't look at me differently, 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:47.280 you promise, okay? Uh? 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:48.479 All right? 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:53.560 So I was in college, so it's about Mike. You 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:57.720 know what it was the day after I turned twenty one. 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:00.960 I remember the day because, by the way, this is 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:04.760 a funny story, but there's not. I mean, it ends 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:09.320 with I don't know. The police called it a stabbing. 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:13.439 I would have called it a cutting. And it ended 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:15.960 badly for a lot of people. I wasn't one of them. 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:19.199 Because had he play up here. So here's where we go. 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:24.000 So I'm trying to I'm my car is blocked in 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:26.320 by a girl who. 0:18:26.200 --> 0:18:27.560 Lives in the apartment beneath him. 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:30.959 Okay, and she does this all the time, blocks in 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:34.800 not just my car, the whole apartment complex, like leaves 0:18:34.800 --> 0:18:37.520 her car in the only entrance exit and just to 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:41.440 run into her whatever. So I shout, hey, move your car. 0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:45.879 She shouts back, give me a minute. I'm getting in 0:18:45.920 --> 0:18:49.760 the shower, like you're getting in the shower. So I 0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:55.080 shout again, move your car. The apartment above her unrelated 0:18:55.119 --> 0:18:59.879 party streams down with a lot of offensive language and 0:19:00.520 --> 0:19:06.120 yells I'm angry now doubly so I yelled back to them, 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:09.879 I'm not talking to you, you know, basically, shut up. 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:12.960 I'm like this, yelled to the girl, move your car. 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:17.880 About thirty seconds later, two guys walk down. They are 0:19:17.920 --> 0:19:24.159 both what I would call, you know, strapping gentlemen, sizeable guys. 0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:29.680 And one of them says, you better apologize to my friend. 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:35.520 He's a marine, he'll kick your ass. And I you 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:39.400 know you, you you know me, I'm not. 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:40.200 I don't. 0:19:40.280 --> 0:19:42.320 I don't like the back down element. 0:19:42.800 --> 0:19:46.399 So I instead of apologizing, I got right in the 0:19:46.480 --> 0:19:51.280 space and I said, and I said, I'm not apologizing. 0:19:51.440 --> 0:19:54.160 I wouldn't even talking to you. So you have two options, 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:56.960 hit me or walk away and. 0:19:56.920 --> 0:19:57.679 Say excuse me. 0:19:58.080 --> 0:20:00.320 And before I could say it a second time, he 0:20:00.440 --> 0:20:04.400 chose option A, and this went south man bad. 0:20:05.040 --> 0:20:07.480 I mean, he tracks me and I. 0:20:07.480 --> 0:20:10.920 Kind of buckle and then he grabs me and and 0:20:10.960 --> 0:20:14.640 I'm now up against the apartment building wall, and I mean, 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:16.960 it's just like, I don't know what his training was, 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:19.520 but it was more than mine. And so I try 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:24.720 to like wiggle away and he gets me on I'm 0:20:24.840 --> 0:20:28.840 face down in the gravel driveway and he has a 0:20:28.920 --> 0:20:33.639 military choke on me, and I am blacking out, and 0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:36.480 my friend who was with me ends up is fighting 0:20:36.480 --> 0:20:38.919 the other guy. So I have no that's where the 0:20:39.040 --> 0:20:43.359 bad stuff happened between them, not between me, and I'm 0:20:43.480 --> 0:20:46.920 I'm blacking out and I and I'm like, I can't 0:20:47.160 --> 0:20:49.840 die this way, and so I did. 0:20:49.960 --> 0:20:54.320 I started tapping up. I was like, sake mercy, like sir, 0:20:55.280 --> 0:20:59.199 what like? I started tapping out. No, he didn't. No, 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:01.600 tap out did not work. 0:21:01.720 --> 0:21:04.639 My buddy ended up running over and knocking him off me. 0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:08.080 And then then it got it got rough. But so 0:21:08.280 --> 0:21:12.399 your might sounds like it wasn't great, man, But I 0:21:12.440 --> 0:21:13.160 didn't tap out. 0:21:13.200 --> 0:21:13.919 I had no choice. 0:21:13.960 --> 0:21:16.200 Man, Everyone can laugh at the guy tapping out. You 0:21:16.200 --> 0:21:18.879 you get rear naked choked in the street once and 0:21:18.960 --> 0:21:22.160