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Speaker 1: It is time to ask the clo our chief love Officer.

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Speaker 2: Steve Marty feel good.

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Speaker 1: I'm good. You want an Oscar for that role?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: She is from uh huh, this is from Fay and

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Speaker 1: ray Seine. Steve Faye writes, I'm fifty nine years old

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Speaker 1: and I've been married three times. My gentleman friend wants

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Speaker 1: a big wedding because he has not been married. He's

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Speaker 1: never been married. It's a waste of money to me,

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Speaker 1: and my relatives are sick of going to my weddings.

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Speaker 1: Do I honor his wish or refuse it?

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know how big the win gonna because

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Speaker 3: it's obviously ain't none of your people come so.

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Speaker 2: Free tame.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be it's gonna be half the size he

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Speaker 3: thinking of. You know, I mean, you know, honor his wishes.

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Speaker 3: I mean he gonna.

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Speaker 2: Pay for it. Let him have it? Yeah, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 2: maybe the fourth time? Is it for you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What what Tommy?

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Speaker 2: You know I'm not fulter.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right, Tommy's ordained to marry. I'm married, En,

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Speaker 1: you can do it.

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Speaker 2: What's the name of it?

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Speaker 1: Of it? Uncle?

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Speaker 3: Ne fucking matrimony in Vegas, doing in Vegas.

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Speaker 2: We got rid right you a new edition?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Moving on Coelo to Reina in Burlison, Reina writes, I'm

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Speaker 1: in a situationship with the man whose wife keeps stalking us.

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Speaker 1: She showed up at a restaurant last night, and I

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Speaker 1: told him this is getting old. If they're separated, why

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Speaker 1: does he allow her to keep doing this? Is he

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Speaker 1: sending her mixed messages?

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Speaker 2: Maybe you can't stop nobody from stalking you? What? What? What?

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Speaker 3: You can't unless you are shooting back at him or something.

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Speaker 3: How you gonna stop somebody from stalking you?

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Speaker 1: Order? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: How does she always know where y'all at? Thought? If

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Speaker 2: that's the question, you need to know that part now.

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Speaker 3: The only way I can tell you this is this

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Speaker 3: woman don't work and she can follow him around. I

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Speaker 3: don't know how this works. You know it's getting old.

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Speaker 3: You tired of it. And all you gotta do is

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Speaker 3: put your foot down and say, hey, look, I'm we're

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Speaker 3: not going out anymore until you get that situation straightened out,

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Speaker 3: and then force him to do something.

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Speaker 2: You know, you had a stark us all you can

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Speaker 2: do for yeah, a stark.

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Speaker 3: When I had the book out, this lady came to

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Speaker 3: every book signing man. She would come up to me

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Speaker 3: a slide, hotel room keys, and the bitch she can't.

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Speaker 3: It's every single book signing I had d I had

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Speaker 3: to fill out police report.

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Speaker 2: As she wasn't time. So then there's that.

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Speaker 1: We're moving on that part.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's a pivotal point right there here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we're moving on to THEO and Philly, THEO rights.

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Speaker 1: I was messing with two girls at my gym last year.

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Speaker 1: I met my future wife and she wants to join

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Speaker 1: my gym. I've given her every excuse not to join,

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Speaker 1: but she's going down there this weekend and sign up.

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Speaker 1: How can I keep these three females from interacting?

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Speaker 3: Wow, that garage got to turn into a gym. You

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Speaker 3: got to keep her out that other gym. What you're

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Speaker 3: gonna have to do is either gonna have to do

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Speaker 3: it for real or fake it. But you're gonna have

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Speaker 3: to have a serious injury at that gym. What and

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Speaker 3: then go down there for six most a year year

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Speaker 3: and put in a clean yees oh.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, ye from.

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Speaker 1: You can't.

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Speaker 3: You can't have a membership at a gym that you

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Speaker 3: see it. So clearly you can't go there no more.

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Speaker 2: I'm with that. I'm with that. That's clever. That right there, genius,

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Speaker 2: it really.

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Speaker 3: Pure, all all all here're gonna go right here. All

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Speaker 3: of a sudden you can't stand the gym no more,

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Speaker 3: and you have got to go to spinning class.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 3: The spinning class is not at the gym though.

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Speaker 2: Hell no, that's at that building on the other side

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Speaker 2: of town.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, on theory, go.

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Speaker 2: A fake medical report. Wow, you be good, you go

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Speaker 2: deep with yo. I like that. Yeah, I get about.

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Speaker 2: I know how to I know that, I know how

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Speaker 2: to do.

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Speaker 3: Guys that have permanent, permanent uh consequences?

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Speaker 2: Where you where you get the report from it?

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Speaker 3: How you friend from your doctor?

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Speaker 2: That's a friend. You go to his office? No wait,

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Speaker 2: let me tell you how to do.

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Speaker 3: You go to his office and all you gotta do

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Speaker 3: is ask for some for for letterhead.

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Speaker 2: You're sitting there, man, let me get a piece of station.

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Speaker 2: Now I need to write something. Company.

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Speaker 1: You have jeopardized your friend's medical license.

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Speaker 3: Wow, no, no, no, no, the medical report ain't going nowhere.

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Speaker 2: It's just for her to see. It's gonna stay at

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Speaker 2: my house.

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Speaker 1: Huh okay, or you could just stop messing around.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's well, that ain't gonna happen.

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Speaker 3: That ain't gonna help. I think what you're gonna have

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Speaker 3: to do. No, that ain't gonna help. So what we

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Speaker 3: need do it? We gotta we gotta get it.

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Speaker 1: Stop messing around.

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Speaker 2: You know how find these girls is at that gym?

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Speaker 2: You're not finding them too girly, so it's stressing you out.

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Speaker 2: You can't handle it. He can't even go to the

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Speaker 2: gym anymore. I got it. Let's hear this one. Let's

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Speaker 2: hear that.

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Speaker 3: Mail yourself a letter with your name on it, with

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Speaker 3: urgent on it from the Mayo Clinic.

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Speaker 1: Write there, not from Where do you get the Mayo

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Speaker 1: Clinic letterhead and and oenvelopes and all of that? Where

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Speaker 1: do you get that?

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Speaker 2: That's the line? Okay, okay, All you gotta do is

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Speaker 2: get that. All you gotta do is print Tate logo offline.

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Speaker 2: You take it down to the print shop. Get you someloads.

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Speaker 1: Made because I thought you fly to Cleveland.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't got to spend all that money for

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Speaker 2: this lie. You just get it on line. Everybody know

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Speaker 2: what Mayo Clinic is?

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Speaker 3: Yes, that is just and and and and and then

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Speaker 3: wet the paper where all the words is blurry on it,

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Speaker 3: and she said I can't read it, and just said

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Speaker 3: I've been crying on it all day.

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Speaker 2: All right, crying.

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Speaker 1: Because something is terribly wrong with you.

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Speaker 2: That's what that man is as what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: The guy? What the guy he's talking about? The guy he.

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Speaker 2: Cannot let your future wife? Did you find you at

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Speaker 2: this gym though you cannot? Oh? They find wow? All right?

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Speaker 1: Uh wow, Okay, my head is spinning right now. I

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Speaker 1: need a nap, a spinning class, all right,