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Speaker 1: now at patreon dot com. Slash Jenkins and Jones. I

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Speaker 1: have three insane Winter Olympics topics for y'all involving insane people.

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Speaker 1: First of all, do you guys remember we talked about

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Speaker 1: the ski jumpers. That's coaches were resewing their outfits to

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Speaker 1: have bigger crotches so they catch more air. Okay, are

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Speaker 1: y'all familiar with the next step of that scandal.

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Speaker 2: No, man, they had more than the eyeing squirrels. They

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Speaker 2: aren't they inflating their penises or something too.

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Speaker 1: They are not just inflating brother injecting their penises with

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Speaker 1: hydrochloric acid or hydrochlonic acid or something in order to

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Speaker 1: cause their penises to swell. For the following reason, the suits.

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Speaker 1: The only way you can change the dimension of the

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Speaker 1: suits is based on how big your anatomy is. And

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Speaker 1: so when they went to go be modeled for how

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Speaker 1: much fabric was allowed to be used in their suits,

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Speaker 1: they had swollen junk from injecting themselves with the needle

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Speaker 1: in the penis to buy themselves a couple of extra

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Speaker 1: inches of fabric.

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Speaker 3: Unbelievable, that is, first of all.

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Speaker 2: But that's insanity, bro, Like in what world?

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Speaker 4: Like what do y'all care about enough where y'all would

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Speaker 4: inject acid? That was my follow up form of acid?

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Speaker 1: That was my follow up question. Man, y'all, you know

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Speaker 1: we always talk about we died for this podcasting ship, Like,

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Speaker 1: isn't that serious?

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Speaker 2: The Welies where I drove along? You got to protect

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Speaker 2: that brother, you know, my best friend. I can't turn.

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Speaker 1: My buddy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, nigga, that shit crazy dog. What would I do?

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Speaker 4: I mean, there has to be something where I would

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Speaker 4: just do like the dumbest fucking thing possible.

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Speaker 1: Okay, whatever the sport you could name in the Winter Olympics,

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Speaker 1: that's what I love.

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Speaker 4: Long term effects? Have we have you done any looked

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Speaker 4: into that?

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Speaker 2: I mean, is there any science on that?

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Speaker 4: Like, because this might be the first just causes a.

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Speaker 1: Swelling reaction that buys you more fabric you're allowed to use.

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 4: So like it goes back to doing what it normally does.

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Speaker 4: Like this isn't like Royd's where like, yo, shit might

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Speaker 4: not do what's thing anymore. After a certain amount of time.

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Speaker 1: We'll find out fertility already dropping in the Scandinavian countries.

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Speaker 1: So which is who is doing it? Because ski jump

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Speaker 1: to them is like NFL football is to us, that's

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Speaker 1: like the old ship.

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Speaker 4: So this is this that this might be decades of

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Speaker 4: you know, they just found out.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm thinking, is like it's crazy to think

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Speaker 3: about all the steps you have to go through to

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Speaker 3: reach this point where you like you tried vitamins, you

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Speaker 3: try to whatever supplements you whatever dark web research you

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Speaker 3: you found to take whatever kind of route to like

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Speaker 3: go go crazy.

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Speaker 1: And then that's American though. I think their science education

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Speaker 1: is better than ours. I think that's why they went

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Speaker 1: straight to.

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Speaker 3: Kind of just went straight to injectables.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they skipped the like dear antler horn spray or

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Speaker 1: you think it.

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Speaker 3: Was a coach or like an athlete that a coach.

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Speaker 2: Oh he just he just he just said put it out.

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Speaker 1: I think that's really.

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Speaker 3: Your time is great, your height is great on the jump.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, got.

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Speaker 3: Onto us with the sewing extra fabric. We we found

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Speaker 3: a loophole to add the extra fabric. We uh, let's

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Speaker 3: let's let's go. Why don't you go sit down, we'll

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Speaker 3: talk about it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the ship, bro, the ship Olympians go through

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Speaker 1: and this is I mean, it is awful. But like

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Speaker 1: some of these people, the stuff they're willing to try

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Speaker 1: is crazy. Really injecting yourself in the penis, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean you have to.

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Speaker 4: I mean the type of this has nothing to do

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Speaker 4: with it. I mean kind of has something to do

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Speaker 4: with it. One of the peloton I use the peloton

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Speaker 4: for like cardio, right, one of the peloton the ladies, No,

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Speaker 4: one of the ladies that that teaches peloton like she

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Speaker 4: she was she was training for the Olympics, and I'm

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Speaker 4: on that month I'm doing her class. It's like an

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Speaker 4: hour long class. She ain't even sweating. So I'm like,

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Speaker 4: what type of hell did you put yourself through to

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Speaker 4: get in this type of shape?

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: And what type of person would put themselves through hell?

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Speaker 4: A motherfucker that would inject their penis because they with

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Speaker 4: acid because they care so much. So like I just

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Speaker 4: think I am a normal person. I don't give a

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Speaker 4: fuck about most things, you know what I mean, Like

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Speaker 4: there's really most shit outside of this house I probably

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Speaker 4: don't give a fuck about, you know what, I mean,

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Speaker 4: you know, like unless like you know, I don't want

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Speaker 4: to go there, but I send it in the chat

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Speaker 4: but other the ship like that you feel me. But yeah,

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Speaker 4: like so, I don't think there's anything that I care

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Speaker 4: that much about that I would Jack, I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 4: don't have a better answer for you. Nothing, there's nothing

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Speaker 4: fun I could be like, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I would. No, we're legitimately flummixed over the Yeah, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Not even like playing the NBA or any of that.

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Speaker 3: And I think that is the one of one of many,

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Speaker 3: but one of the defining differences between people like US

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Speaker 3: and Olympic athletes. They're willing to go through and push

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Speaker 3: their bodies to whatever it takes to reach the highest

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Speaker 3: the peak of their achievement.