WEBVTT - LEANNE MORGAN: Encore! 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:08.640 What in the world happened? One minute, we're enjoying summer, 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:13.280 and the next poof, it's September and it's all back 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:18.560 to school this and back to routines that. Whoo this year, 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:23.320 I was not ready. Well, okay, part of me was ready. 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:27.040 The part that wanted board kids to stop pastering me 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:29.280 was ready. The part that wanted to be able to 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:31.880 go a day without the ac running at full tilt 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:35.600 was ready. The part that wanted to feel fully hydrated 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:39.280 again after months of parched lips and alligator skin. That 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:42.360 part was ready. But the other part, the other part 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:45.519 of me, wanted nothing to do with this new change 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:48.519 in the weather. You know, the part that loves to 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:50.839 sip a cup of iced tea on the porch at 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:55.200 midnight while it's still warm outside. The part that wandered 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:58.600 the gardens anytime of the day and found something to do, 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:02.120 some weeds to pulls, something to pick, something to snack on. 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:06.000 That was healthy. The part that watched my children crow 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:10.240 over some new delight and grow right before my eyes. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.880 That part of me, that part of me was a 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:16.520 little sad to see summer fading into the background and 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:19.560 fall waiting eagerly in the wings to take its place. 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:25.800 But change. Change is inevitable, isn't it. Today's guest knows that, 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:28.959 and she knows how to find the humor in it all. 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:33.800 After discovering her passion for stand up comedy later in 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:38.120 life and finding the time and confidence to pursue her dream, 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:43.640 Leanne Morgan has cemented herself as a must watch comedian. 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:47.680 You've seen her write that tall, beautiful, blonde woman who's 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:51.600 all over our social media feeds, talking in her little 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:56.840 Southern drawl about marriage, menopause, the miracle of raising children, 0:01:57.200 --> 0:02:00.800 and throwing back to when he thyroid worked and she 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:06.800 wore itty bitty bridges. I adore her, I love her. 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:09.280 I love her sense of humor. And she has a 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:14.000 great backstory too. This Tennessee beauty felt the call of 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:17.360 Hollywood when she was young, but it seemed out of 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:20.360 reach for the country girl that she was, so she 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:23.880 went off to college. She graduated, She got married. She 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:28.680 moved to the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains to Bean Station, Tennessee, 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.920 to start a family. To stay busy. After having her 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:36.320 first baby, Leanne began selling jewelry at home parties. She 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:40.399 was supposed to talk about the jewelry, but instead entertained 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:45.720 her customers with banter about breastfeeding, hemorrhoids, and being a mama. 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:50.400 They thought she was hilarious, and before she knew it, 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:54.160 she was one popular jewelry party hostess who was booked 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:57.720 a year in advance. 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Welcome to 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:22.920 Love Someone, Leanne Y, Thank y'all for having me, Thank 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:27.640 you for agreeing to do this. Oh my word, you 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:30.760 are my uh Leanne Morgan. Let me introduce you to 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:33.640 our audience. First is with me on Love Someone Today, 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:37.400 and you are the someone I love about three o'clock 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:41.240 in the morning. You know when when your body's like, 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:44.320 I'm so tired, and your brain's like, oh no, there's 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:47.960 something we must think about, and I'm like, okay, I'm 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:51.000 shutting my brain off so that I can laugh. And 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.320 I have been known to wake up other people in 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:59.080 the house watching your videos, Leanne Morgan, cause you make 0:05:59.200 --> 0:05:59.880 me laugh. 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:03.960 Thank you so much for saying that. You angel, and 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:07.200 you just describe what I do every night. I go 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:09.279 at to bed and then wake up in the middle 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:11.440 of the night and think of all the things that 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:14.080 I need to do, could have done, should have done. 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:18.120 Oh my word, you have burst upon the scene. I 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.559 know you've been doing this for years because I've found 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:24.440 videos from when your kids were younger, But it's like 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:27.680 God has just smiled on you and the whole world 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:33.840 is discovering how freaking funny you are. Just talking about life. 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:38.719 Thank you, Dela. Well. I started when my baby child 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:41.800 was eighteen months old. I started calling myself a comedian. 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:47.240 She's twenty five. And I've done every horrible gig you 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:50.719 can imagine. I've had good times and bad times and 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:54.119 ups and downs, and then I was just about to 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:58.160 let it go, and this thing blew up in twenty nineteen. 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:01.760 Boy, has it blown up. How does it feel to 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:05.599 be a rising star that's on the tips of everybody's 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:09.279 tongue while you're talking about the fact that your thyroid 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:10.000 is kicked out? 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:16.400 Oh my gosh, it's just crazy. It has been crazy. 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:19.000 And every day I think, what in the world I 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:23.400 really do? Every day is a blessing and a surprise 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:26.800 and I just cannot believe it. And I always thought 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:29.600 this would happen for me. I feel like God revealed 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:32.160 that to me when I was a child. I know 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:34.120 he did. I mean I would say to my mom 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:36.760 and daddy and my grandmama and everybody, I go, I'm 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:38.560 going to go to Hollywood. I'm going to be a 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:40.720 movie star. I'm going to be in show business. And 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:44.520 they would go, you know, And I was from the country, 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:47.680 five hundred people, and they would just look at me. 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:49.800 And I look back on it, and I know they thought, 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:51.559 what that little kook. 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:56.840 But anyway, you weren't exactly a little koop. Honey. How 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:57.360 tall are you? 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:01.480 Well? I'm five eight and I had a show last 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:03.920 night at the rum And in Nashville, and somebody said 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:06.680 to me, you ling, and you talk like you're a giant. 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:09.840 You're over six feet tall and you're not. And I go, 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:11.720 I know, but I'm always I feel like I've always 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:14.080 got little women next to me coming right up under 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:18.920 my brias. I'm just getting taller and bigger, and my 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:20.480 hands are feet bigger. 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:24.080 Our mom was over six feet tall. She was a giant, 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:27.520 a true giant. Yeah, but she had a giant of 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:29.760 a personality too. And I think that's what takes you 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.480 from five eight to six eight, is you have such 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:34.240 a big, fun personality. 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.520 Oh thank you, my darling. Thank you. 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:40.920 Tell us about your family. You got, you got babies 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:42.320 that are growing or grown. 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:46.520 I've got three children that my boys just turned thirty. 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:49.440 And he's the one that, as you describe him, go 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:50.960 ahead and tell our audience. 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:53.480 He's an old soul from now Evan. 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:55.560 It's the yummy that I love when. 0:08:55.559 --> 0:09:00.560 You yummy, yummy, yummy, and our little Billy Graham and 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:02.839 I hate I've put that burden on him because he's 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:05.520 had to pray over all of us. But she is 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:09.760 also he has been like a little old man all 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:12.840 his life. Has had a garden since Susan's sixth grade 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:16.160 and from heaven. He's a wonderful danny and husband. He's 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:19.800 got my two grand babies. I've got two grandsons that 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.160 are a little over two and a half and a 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:23.600 new baby that was born in May. 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:26.480 Congratulations, thank you. 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:31.120 That has been magical. Oh my gosh, we've had a 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:33.959 ball with those babies. And then my girls are twenty 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:34.960 seven and twenty five. 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:38.760 Now has your daughter in law because I heard one 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:41.080 of your routines when she was pregnant with the first 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:45.080 one talking about my baby, this was her baby. Has 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:48.600 she realized yet that it's actually your you and your 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:52.080 husband's baby and she just has the privilege of raising it. 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:58.240 Yes, she realizes that these are our babies. But let 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:00.960 me tell you, she is thankful because we lave twenty 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:04.280 minutes from Lamb and when I send that Netflix special, 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:06.760 that was true. They just let those babies off in 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:09.680 the yard and we get them anytime we want them, 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:13.080 and we've got cribs and honey, we're on fire. I 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:14.840 keep apple sauce pouches. 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:18.559 I have a daughter that has four and she lives 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:20.760 on my property, so she really does let them out 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:22.920 in the yard. They just run over to Nana's house. 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:29.079 But my biological daughter, she's like, she still believes they're hers, Like, 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:33.600 what's up with that? Because I still have very young children. 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:36.880 I tell people this, and it's true. My daughter has 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:41.000 helped me be a much better parent watching her parent 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:45.680 her kids, Yes, watching how patient she is. I really 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:47.040 feel like a menial hag. 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:51.800 Okay that I just received that. And I am going 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:54.320 through this thing where I watch my boie and his 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:58.839 wife parent and they are doing such a wonderful job 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:02.000 and they are so patient, and I feel like, did 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:05.719 me and Chuck Morgan just run through the house screaming 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:07.160 I did? Yeah? 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:10.400 Patience gone it? Never I can't say it's gone. I 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:10.920 never had it. 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.880 I never had it. Well, I feel like I was 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:16.840 such a good mama. And then I look at them 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:19.040 and I apologize to all of them all the time. 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:22.360 I go, I am what did I say? Because now 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:24.680 I've got in my new hour. I'm working on my 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:26.680 new hour, you know, on my new tour, one hundred 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:29.880 city tour, because I did the Big Penny Tour, and 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:32.000 then I shot the Netflix special and now I have another. 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:35.920 And I talk about the things I said to my 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:41.640 little children that I shouldn't have said, like judgmental things 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:46.600 about people, talk about people, honey. Well, and I'll just 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:48.840 tell you what it was. My mental child. She would 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:52.640 ask me about she was worried about people's salvation. And 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:56.960 she said, Mommy, when she was a little bitty thing, Mommy, 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:58.719 do you think Johnny Cash is going to Heaven? And 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:01.080 I go, yes, I do. I think Johnny Cash's gonna 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:02.840 go to have a hand gin or out spreading the 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:06.640 gospel with Billy Grant. Then she asked me about Jane Love, 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:11.000 and I think I said, to a little innocent child, 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:14.400 you know what, I think she could mature spiritually, I 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:18.000 really tell And I think I was going through a 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:22.280 hard time myself and I was judging beautiful Jane Low 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:24.480 and I think what it was is I had gone 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:29.040 up a size in my pants. That'll do it, that'll 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:30.719 do it, that'll do it. 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:34.640 I felt so good yesterday, and I was being so 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:36.720 sweet in the morning because I put on some shorts 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:38.600 I hadn't been able to wear in a long time, 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:41.960 and I was so proud of myself. And then I 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:44.520 used the restroom and I looked at the size in them, 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:51.120 and I'm like, what what? Then I was grumpy again. 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:54.680 I did you want? I had a bikini wax yesterday 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:57.240 because I'm going to the beach with my little grandchildren 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:00.640 and I didn't want to frighten them, and I went 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:05.200 and got a bikini wag and a young girl. I thought, 0:13:05.600 --> 0:13:07.640 that little thing is not going to be able to 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:12.160 go on. And I said, isn't there like a paper 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:16.360 pair of pennies or a thong? Because not just take 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:18.800 everything off from the waist down and get on that table. 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:22.520 It was like surgical lights. I mean it was a sight. 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:25.560 I've never felt so vulnerable in all of my life. 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:27.719 And I thought, what has happened to me? There was 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:30.720 a mirror in there. I thought, what has happened to me? 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:34.680 I tell you what, I think My body has changed again. 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:37.880 You know it changes all the time, but now at 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:41.640 fifty I'll be fifty eight in October. I feel like 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:45.640 I'm shaped like those people from Whovill. I feel like that, 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:48.240 you remember in the Grinch. I've got like a stomach 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.959 and then little bitty wags my legs. They used to 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:55.440 be so jiggly, and you know at they all they're 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:59.320 getting smaller, and my stomach is getting bigger. And I 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:01.120 say to my girl girls, I go, oh, no, mom, 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:03.200 you look at your little eggs, And I go, but 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:04.800 is it like the people in Whovale. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:07.719 Well, I'm an egg on stilts. I have always been 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:10.960 an egg on stilts. I'm a very tall egg on stilts. 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:13.120 That's my body's hype. 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:15.640 Honey, I'm sorry, I'm not steel vail. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:16.680 Oh, it's all yours. 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:21.360 That's funny. Well, I had a big fanny. I guess 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:23.680 it's still big. I don't know, but I don't know what. 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:25.520 I don't know what my shape. I need to come 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:27.800 up with something that's similar to egg on the stealt 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:31.720 got me think it. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:35.520 Getting old is weird because our spirits never age. Our 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:39.560 spirits are eternal, they never atee And my personality is 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:43.160 never matured. You know, I think I peaked at tenth grade. 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:46.040 Ninth or tenth grade is when I peaked emotionally. 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:50.200 Oh, my darling near fun. That's what you are. You 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.800 know what I'm doing for fun? I get a spray tanging. 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:56.760 We would like that. I was telling somebody last night, 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:59.360 I go he's still got a luttists on shrum and 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:02.000 but it's it also made him be a good hunter 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:05.080 and gatherer. It really has you know, he's competitive and 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:08.960 thanked the Lord for him because he took care of 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:11.280 us so that I could get out here and try 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:11.880 to make it. 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:14.200 And now do you get to take care of him? 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:16.440 Have you like gone on a cruise or anything fun? 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:18.640 Have you spoiled him after your Netflix special? 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:21.440 Not yet. We bought a I've been too busy. We 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:24.520 bought these babies grand babies, a big playground, one of 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:27.560 those nice ones where they as somebody actually puts it 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:30.360 up for you. You don't buy it kmart and that you 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:34.440 know is not leveled to the ground. We bought that. 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:36.640 That's our big purchase we've made. But now we have 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:38.880 not gone anywhere. Nifty. He'll go with me if I'm 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:41.280 with the win in Las Vegas or somewhere like that. 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:45.560 But he's still working a big job and is really 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:49.240 kind of what's happening in my career is kind of 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:52.720 what's happened in his career. He is running president of 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:57.720 a huge division that it's just crazy. It's kind of 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:00.320 the same thing that's happened in my career and at 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:03.760 the top. And he's very busy, and I'm so proud 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:07.720 of him. And it's good because he's not used to 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:10.040 me being gone. He's used to me being the mama. 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:11.800 I took care of everything. 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:14.560 Is he at home with the dogs? Is he taking 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:15.640 care of the dolls. 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:18.040 With the dogs? He's traveling some, but he's at home 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:21.160 with the dogs. And he said the other day, we 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:23.920 need dog food. And I said, I'm not the mama anymore. 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:28.080 You got to go get the dog food. I'm kind 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:29.680 of Beyonce Chuck. 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:34.400 Can I tell you a secret is Amazon delivers. You 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:37.320 just put it on on once a month. The dog 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:39.240 food shows up at the door. You don't have to 0:16:39.240 --> 0:16:42.960 pick it up. It's not the bringer right to your door. 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:47.200 Well, they do the fresh pet kind of stuff. Oh, 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:49.560 I don't know about that, because we get the we 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:52.960 get the Hord dog food, but mine or Picky Minor 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:55.760 bgeles and they've got to eat in disorder Delilah. So 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:58.280 they like to have a little fresh well, I may. 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:01.080 I live on a farm, so I get fresh eggs. 0:17:01.120 --> 0:17:06.160 And yesterday I froze twelve bags of four cups each 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:09.000 of shredded zucchini so that in the winter we can 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:11.959 have zucchini bread or zucchini muffins. And you know, I 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:14.040 gutted them and you take the seeds out of the middle. 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:16.040 So I just fried that up in some bacon fat. 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:18.840 And that's what my dogs had with their kibbles last night. 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:21.000 So they're a little spoiled. 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:26.880 You're running a farm and you've got chickens, and you've 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:31.719 been growing zucchini, and you're painting and making stuff out 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:32.760 of paper. 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:37.160 Yeah, and doing a little radio show. That's that's why 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:39.320 I say I make messes wherever I go, because I'll 0:17:39.320 --> 0:17:43.159 be doing one thing. I'll be out yesterday picking cucumbers, 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:46.240 picking zucchinis, and then all of a sudden, my son 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:48.399 comes running out and says, mom, Mom, I forgot to 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:50.960 tell you we have an open house because school's starting, 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:54.159 you know. And here I am in my what I 0:17:54.320 --> 0:17:58.720 thought were size twelve shorts, but clearly worse. So I 0:17:58.720 --> 0:18:01.320 had to run in and change real quick, because you know, 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:03.640 you can't go to the school with your breeches open 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:04.040 like that. 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:07.359 Yeah, Oh my lord, Delilah, you and my boy would 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:10.960 be best friends. Where are so you're farming? I don't know. 0:18:11.080 --> 0:18:13.439 You don't have to tell me your location. But you know, 0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:17.560 my people are farming people. And my mama had a 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:19.720 garden all my life. We killed her own beef. My 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:23.080 family had their own well, we ran a meat processing plant. 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:24.439 We did everybody's home killing. 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:28.400 So you would fit right in at my farm. When 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:32.760 you're finished being Beyonce, you got to come and hang 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:33.919 out at my farm. 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:35.199 I would love to. 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:37.480 We got a dozen chickens. We got a butcher in 0:18:37.560 --> 0:18:38.639 the next few weeks. 0:18:39.000 --> 0:18:42.600 Oh my lord, let me ask real quick, Delilah, how 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:45.520 do you have this energy? My darling? I know that 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:49.800 you're not on dough or Dexa trim. What are you doing? 0:18:50.280 --> 0:18:52.640 But my sister and my mom and I were on that, 0:18:52.960 --> 0:19:07.320 just like you and your mom were. No. No, my 0:19:07.520 --> 0:19:10.760 energy comes from the fact that I believe. You know, 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:13.600 I said, our souls are eternal, our spirits are eternal, 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:17.360 and I just refuse to believe that my body is aging. 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:22.240 I refuse it. I cancel that out. I try not 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:26.440 to have any well lit mirrors. The secrets of feeling 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:30.040 good is don't look at the side, cut the tags 0:19:30.080 --> 0:19:32.160 out of your clothes so you don't see the size, 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:35.159 and don't have any well lit mirrors, you know, in 0:19:35.200 --> 0:19:38.840 the bedroom of the bathroom, and you feel much younger. 0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:42.800 Well okay, but it just seems like you're doing a 0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:46.600 lot and you got canst little children still at home 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:47.520 and going to school. 0:19:48.080 --> 0:19:53.600 Yeah. Yeah. My oldest bio son turns thirty nine this month, 0:19:54.280 --> 0:19:57.760 but my youngest, my youngest is going into second grade. 0:19:58.600 --> 0:20:02.760 I will be working forever the lull Remember the jarraitoal 0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:06.359 commercials they used to do. Remember when what was the 0:20:06.640 --> 0:20:09.280 what was the talk show host Larry King when he 0:20:09.359 --> 0:20:11.160 was doing the squatty potty commercials. 0:20:15.280 --> 0:20:17.480 I need a squatty potty, but I can't take that 0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:18.080 on tour. 0:20:19.240 --> 0:20:21.560 Do you take a tour bus on your tour or 0:20:21.640 --> 0:20:24.200 do you just go to airport after airport, after airport, 0:20:24.240 --> 0:20:24.560 go to. 0:20:24.520 --> 0:20:27.240 Airport after airport after airport. We've looked at a bus, 0:20:27.280 --> 0:20:31.000 but I've got the best touring team that they know 0:20:31.119 --> 0:20:33.680 that I'm fifty eight years old, about to turn fifty eight, 0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:36.200 and they really try to rout me to where it's 0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:39.000 not hard. It's not as hard, and I don't need 0:20:39.000 --> 0:20:41.560 a bus, and you know, it just doesn't make sense 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:44.720 for me right now, but it sounds nifty. And I 0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:49.400 would love to have a toilet and a little refrigerator 0:20:49.840 --> 0:20:52.240 and maybe somebody could put some food in it that 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:54.360 I could feel better on instead of me getting out 0:20:54.359 --> 0:20:56.520 here and eat white flower and hungar and you know, 0:20:56.600 --> 0:21:01.639 eat my emotions. But they're adding so many shows because 0:21:01.640 --> 0:21:05.200 I'm selling Wale. Thank the Lord, I get to stay 0:21:05.200 --> 0:21:08.399 in a city longer and so I can rest more. 0:21:09.000 --> 0:21:11.560 We need to get you a residency in Vegas where 0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:14.199 you can stay for like a month or two and 0:21:14.280 --> 0:21:16.600 folks can come to you. That's what we need to do, 0:21:16.640 --> 0:21:20.520 because you are freaking hysterical. Leanne Morgan. Anybody who has 0:21:20.600 --> 0:21:23.639 not seen her look her up. You can. You're on 0:21:23.880 --> 0:21:27.520 every social media platform now. You're brilliant. 0:21:28.200 --> 0:21:29.560 Thank you, Delaana. 0:21:29.680 --> 0:21:33.040 It is in a blandly You just take everyday life 0:21:33.680 --> 0:21:36.680 and you shine a light on the stuff that most 0:21:36.680 --> 0:21:40.000 of us are embarrassed to openly. Well, I'm not because 0:21:40.000 --> 0:21:43.280 I'm not embarrassed about anything. I have no filter. You 0:21:43.320 --> 0:21:46.200 may have noticed that, but other people in. 0:21:46.200 --> 0:21:48.800 My life and I get it, honey, and I dig it. 0:21:49.160 --> 0:21:52.399 Yeah, because clearly I've seen your big panty tour. You 0:21:52.480 --> 0:21:56.800 got no filter. I love that. But you make me smile, 0:21:57.000 --> 0:21:58.560 you make me laugh out loud. 0:21:59.440 --> 0:22:02.719 Is that wonderful to have that big belly laugh? And 0:22:02.800 --> 0:22:04.919 thank you for saying that. If you're getting that from me, 0:22:05.160 --> 0:22:06.360 thank you. 0:22:06.359 --> 0:22:08.680 You give me big bell when you talk about your 0:22:08.760 --> 0:22:12.200 dogs up on your bed, when you're when you went 0:22:12.200 --> 0:22:14.720 through your depression, when your baby's left home. 0:22:15.800 --> 0:22:17.360 I go through that. 0:22:17.480 --> 0:22:22.840