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Speaker 1: packed show for you tonight. Serena Williams is breaking up
Speaker 1: with Tennis London is telling it's art to go back
Speaker 1: to Africa. And you'll never guess which Bureau of Investigation
Speaker 1: pay Donald Trump of visits. Plus he had to talk
Speaker 1: about his brand new movie where he fights a lion.
Speaker 1: Its Elba's our guest tonight, Top Lady, quick, you have
Speaker 1: Top five guy, Let's do these people. Let's up straight
Speaker 1: into today's headlines. Okay, al right, before we get into
Speaker 1: the big story that everyone is talking about, let's catch
Speaker 1: up on a few other things that are going on
Speaker 1: in the news. First up, a London museum with an
Speaker 1: extensive collection of sculptures stolen from Africa in the nineteenth century.
Speaker 1: Has agreed to return the artworks to Nigeria. And that's good,
Speaker 1: but it's not good enough. Yeah, England kept Africa's art
Speaker 1: effacts for a hundred years as a penalty. I should
Speaker 1: let Africa keep something of this. Yeah, we'll take two
Speaker 1: Benedict combing batchers on the Queen. He's gonna keep them
Speaker 1: for a while, you know. In entertainment news, Hollywood has
Speaker 1: announced a production of a live action pac Man movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh no, you you, I see your doubts. But it
Speaker 1: already has oscar buzz and the script is really beautiful.
Speaker 1: I got a copy of it right here, really really
Speaker 1: really powerful. Um, this is pac Man's lines. Wa wa
Speaker 1: wah blah blah blah blah, who wa wa wah wah
Speaker 1: wah boo boo boo boo bo powerful stuff, kind of course.
Speaker 1: In today's major sports news, Serena Williams has announced that
Speaker 1: she will be retiring from tennis after the US Open
Speaker 1: next month. Yeah. This is bad news for Serena fans,
Speaker 1: but great news for me because, as we all know,
Speaker 1: she was the only thing standing between me and Wimbledon
Speaker 1: and now well, also the fact that I can't really
Speaker 1: play tennis. But now, all right, let's move on people.
Speaker 1: So the big news story of the day, in fact,
Speaker 1: one of the biggest news stories of any day ever.
Speaker 1: Former Presidents Donald jail bird Trump gotta visits from the
Speaker 1: FBI to our breaking news. Former President Donald Trump saying
Speaker 1: the FBI has rated his moral Lagal resort. Mr Trump
Speaker 1: saying a short time ago that the FBI has carried
Speaker 1: out an unannounced raid at his home at the Florida Club,
Speaker 1: and that they even broke into his safe. Boxes and
Speaker 1: boxes of documents have been seized from former President Donald
Speaker 1: Trump's at Marlago home after the FBI conducted a wide
Speaker 1: ranging search. This may be the most politically explosive raid
Speaker 1: ever undertaken by the FBI, something that has not happened
Speaker 1: before in American history. So just take that in for
Speaker 1: just a second. It doesn't get any more significant than this.
Speaker 1: Not just aggressive, this is unprecedented, absolutely unprecedented, unbelievable, I
Speaker 1: mean stunning. Oh my god, the FBI raided Donald Trump's
Speaker 1: house in mar Logo. The FBI people rated a former
Speaker 1: president's house. This is huge. This is bigger than when
Speaker 1: the FEDS investigated Bill Clinton for doing mouth stuff with
Speaker 1: that saxophone. And by the way, by the way, this raid,
Speaker 1: just so you know, has nothing to do with January
Speaker 1: six or tax fraud or giving the White House plumber PTSD. No. Apparently,
Speaker 1: apparently this investigation is about Trump taking classified documents from
Speaker 1: the White House. And and honestly, you know, I'm amazed
Speaker 1: that Trump has time for all of this crime back
Speaker 1: at any moment. At any moment, Trump's gotta crime that
Speaker 1: he's covering up. He's gotta crime that he's doing. Now,
Speaker 1: he's gonna crime that he's plotting for the future. He's
Speaker 1: like the Steve Harvey, but of crimes. You know, every day,
Speaker 1: I'm like, does he have the same hours in the
Speaker 1: days meet? He gets so much done. Now, if you'll remember,
Speaker 1: if you remember earlier this year, the Feds already had
Speaker 1: to go down tomorrow Logo and take back fifteen boxes
Speaker 1: of documents that Trump wasn't supposed to have. But apparently
Speaker 1: they think there's more hidden on the property, all right,
Speaker 1: And I believe that. I believe that too. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: Trump's not gonna keep records in a filing cabinet like
Speaker 1: a normal person. There's the same dude who buried his
Speaker 1: ex wife on a golf course. I mean, think about that.
Speaker 1: And yes, it is totally unprecedented for the FBI to
Speaker 1: raid the home of a former president. That's true. That
Speaker 1: has never happened in American history. But don't forget Donald
Speaker 1: Trump has also never happened in American history. Everything is
Speaker 1: an anomaly with this man. I mean, like, why do
Speaker 1: you think a book from one of his staffers comes
Speaker 1: out every single week? Because every single person he interacts
Speaker 1: with is like, Yo, have I got a story for you?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't it be weird if this is the thing
Speaker 1: that takes Trump down. We thought it would be something
Speaker 1: like conspiracy or bribery or blackmail. But no, Trump's got
Speaker 1: busted for taking work home with him. What a nerd? Now, obviously,
Speaker 1: President Trump recognizes the gravity of the situation, which is
Speaker 1: why he has refrained from comments while the legal process
Speaker 1: is no, I'm joking with you, come out. The guy
Speaker 1: released a statement immediately immediately, he read, these are dark
Speaker 1: times for our nation as my beautiful home, Maralago in
Speaker 1: Bomb Beach, Florida, is currently under siege, rated and occupied
Speaker 1: by a large group of FB agents. They even broke
Speaker 1: into my safe. What's the difference between this and water Gain?
Speaker 1: What's the difference? I love that even while he's complaining,
Speaker 1: he slips in that the thing is beautiful. How could
Speaker 1: they do this to my beautiful home? Also, also, this
Speaker 1: is completely different from Watergates all right. For one thing,
Speaker 1: the guy's breaking into Watergate didn't need to clean old
Speaker 1: ketchup stains off the documents. But the other big thing,
Speaker 1: the other big difference is that the raid was legal,
Speaker 1: all right, was approved by a federal judge, approved by
Speaker 1: the head of the FBI, who, by the way, was
Speaker 1: appointed by Donald Trump himself. Off the got rid of
Speaker 1: like seventeen other heads of the FBI because they didn't
Speaker 1: want to do crimes of Donald Trump. So now the
Speaker 1: big mystery is what did the FBI find? Well, according
Speaker 1: to Donald Trump's third favorite son, the only thing the
Speaker 1: FBI took was his heart. What could they possibly think
Speaker 1: existed inside a moral lago in a box that was
Speaker 1: taken from the White House that that was so damaging
Speaker 1: that the FBI director and the Attorney General of the
Speaker 1: United States would would have to raid a formal president's residence,
Speaker 1: uh and grab everything out of there. I don't know.
Speaker 1: They'll probably find a note for me telling him how
Speaker 1: proud I am of him and what great job he
Speaker 1: was doing as president. They might find some pictures of
Speaker 1: my kids, maybe some nice you know, headlines, maybe a
Speaker 1: nice note from you, Sean. Oh, Eric, you silly, silly man.
Speaker 1: Did Daddy tell you? That's where you let us to him?
Speaker 1: Go hitting away somewhere safe. They're just too important to
Speaker 1: show anybody or acknowledge it anywhere. Eric, That's why I
Speaker 1: locked them up right next to my wedding ring. That's
Speaker 1: what I do now. Aside from the boxes that they took,
Speaker 1: the FBI also looked inside Trump's safe, which is very dramatic,
Speaker 1: like because apparently they had to break into it. All right,
Speaker 1: So now you're like, how do they do it? Did
Speaker 1: they blow it open or did they just correctly guess
Speaker 1: the cold or Honestly, I I've been surprised. I would
Speaker 1: actually be surprised if they found owned White House documents
Speaker 1: in Trump's safe, because the safe is where you keep
Speaker 1: your most prized possessions. Yeah, so in my head, searching
Speaker 1: through Trump's safe would probably go a lot more like this.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, let's see what we have in here
Speaker 1: all right. Oh my god, the entire safe is just
Speaker 1: filled with mac rib after mac Reb. This is this
Speaker 1: is the stacked on top of each other. This is
Speaker 1: I don't even understand. It's an unventilated safe. Who would
Speaker 1: do this? Wait? Wait, wait, hold on, there's there's a
Speaker 1: secret panel in the bottom. I think we found it.
Speaker 1: We just found No another mac reb boys, another macweb.
Speaker 1: Now you might be wondering. You might be wondering. Isn't
Speaker 1: this an extremely explosive situation for the United States? Yes,
Speaker 1: it is. It is. You don't want to let a
Speaker 1: former president get away with crimes, right, because nobody in
Speaker 1: America is above the law except corporations and rich people
Speaker 1: and police and celebrities sometimes but as I from them,
Speaker 1: nobody is above the law. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: even the perception that the Justice Department is being used
Speaker 1: to go after your political opponents, that could roll people's
Speaker 1: trust in governments. So it's a really tricky situation. And
Speaker 1: the only thing we can do is wait and see
Speaker 1: how the investigation unfolds. Oh, if your Fox News, you
Speaker 1: can just freak up right now. This is an abomination.
Speaker 1: It's probably the worst day in the history of the FBI.
Speaker 1: This is a wake up call for those in Congress
Speaker 1: to be able to use the tools at their disposal
Speaker 1: to defund the FBI, dismantle the FBI into a thousand bits.
Speaker 1: Representative Marjorie Taylor Green simply tweeting, defund the FBI. If
Speaker 1: this is what they're able to do to the former
Speaker 1: president of the United States, think about what they could
Speaker 1: do to you, to anybody in America. The real target
Speaker 1: of this investigation isn't Trump. The real target of this
Speaker 1: investigation is you. Do we have a dual justice system
Speaker 1: in America? Is their equal justice under the law. I
Speaker 1: am deathly afraid for Donald Trump. I would not put
Speaker 1: assassination behind these people. We're entering a basically a Venezuelan
Speaker 1: Zimbabwean East German style Banana Republican which the law doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: This is some third world bullshit right here. Let me
Speaker 1: say it again, third world bullshit all right. First of all,
Speaker 1: as someone from the third world, maybe leave us out
Speaker 1: of your ship for once. Huh? How about that? That's
Speaker 1: a bull bull bull ship right here. Here's a shop.
Speaker 1: Every time, every time Americans wants to call something in
Speaker 1: America that it is that's corrupted, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, it's a third world bullshit, My man,
Speaker 1: At what point do you realize that it's happening here,
Speaker 1: it's you, it's you. Bad things only happen in other countries.
Speaker 1: When it's he, it's still happening in other country. In fact,
Speaker 1: when something happens in the actual third world. Yeah, these days,
Speaker 1: American's gotten so bad. People in Africa like, are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? This is just like America. No, this it's
Speaker 1: sending into America. What are we doing here? What are
Speaker 1: we doing? But I do get what super Karen is saying.
Speaker 1: If the FBI, if the FBI is going to go
Speaker 1: off the Trump for stealing classified documents from the White House,
Speaker 1: then what's to stop them from going off to you
Speaker 1: when you steal classified documents from the White House. It's
Speaker 1: not the country we want to live in where anyone
Speaker 1: can be investigated just for the crime of doing crimes.
Speaker 1: And I don't think so. I don't think so. And
Speaker 1: you know what, all of this just shows you. It
Speaker 1: was just like you just got a moment to save.
Speaker 1: Is how amazing how quickly mega world turns on law
Speaker 1: enforcements and America as a whole whenever it suits them,
Speaker 1: whenever things go against them. Huh. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green posting a photo of an upside down
Speaker 1: American flag after this rate happened. Yeah, well I thought
Speaker 1: respecting the flag was the most important thing in the world.
Speaker 1: Colin Kaepernick is probably kneeling in his grave right now.
Speaker 1: All of these people complaining what happened to you? If
Speaker 1: you don't like what's happening in America, why don't you
Speaker 1: just leave what happened to that? Huh? And all all
Speaker 1: of these all of these years, what has it been
Speaker 1: two years now of people saying, defund the police. It's
Speaker 1: like the N word for law enforcement. Yes, but let
Speaker 1: the FBI take two boxes from marrow log, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, these same people are like, chake that
Speaker 1: thin blue line and shove it up your ass. Day
Speaker 1: fund the FBI, day fund the cops, same people, same people.
Speaker 1: Where's more enforcement? Now? You know what we need to
Speaker 1: start for conservatives. We need to start a like a
Speaker 1: game show called Who's Woken? Now? That's what we should ut. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like bringing our first contestant to Sean Hannity, who says,
Speaker 1: now there are two justice systems in America. It's not fair.
Speaker 1: Oh who's woken now, Sean? You just want yourself an
Speaker 1: row pick. Congratulations, brother. Look, we don't know, we don't
Speaker 1: know what this raid will reveal. We don't even know
Speaker 1: if Donald Trump has actually done anything wrong. But what
Speaker 1: it has exposed is that this whole mega crowd the
Speaker 1: only pro law enforcement, the only pro law enforcement when
Speaker 1: the law is not enforcing them. All right, that's it
Speaker 1: for the headlines. Before we got checking on the traffic
Speaker 1: without very m Roy with Junior everybody, that's all the
Speaker 1: traffic or get to see. Yeah, we get to the
Speaker 1: traffic in the second man when that's going on, we
Speaker 1: got we got interests, elbow interests. Elb's gonna blow here tonight.
Speaker 1: But I have a question for you, yea, I have
Speaker 1: a question for you about it because he got the
Speaker 1: movie where he you know, he punched a line in
Speaker 1: the face or whatever. Okay, Why is the lion not
Speaker 1: here to give his side of the store. Why are
Speaker 1: you only talking to dress? We don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: They done something to the line, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: What's happening in the traffic Roy? Okay, we're just gonna
Speaker 1: blow pass that. Okay, that's funny. Well, you know, real quick,
Speaker 1: real quick, before before I get to try and we
Speaker 1: don't have time, just do real quick. I just want
Speaker 1: to make sure I take a moment before I start
Speaker 1: traffic to tell Serena Williams, thank you for sharing your
Speaker 1: gift with America. Thank you for sharing your gift with
Speaker 1: the world. You are on inspiration to so many people,
Speaker 1: and I just think it's very important that we say
Speaker 1: that and then we get that out the way, because
Speaker 1: you know, Serena getting ready to hang up racket sneakers.
Speaker 1: What do they do in tennis? Which one do they
Speaker 1: hang up? Actually don't know, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: But it's just we can't blow past that because the
Speaker 1: Serena dead Man. This is once in a lifetime level domination.
Speaker 1: We're talking four gold medals, twenty three individual like singles,
Speaker 1: Grand slams, and if you count doubles, if you count
Speaker 1: double thirty seven totals Land Slam and over the courts
Speaker 1: of her career, Serena Williams made nine two white women
Speaker 1: cry in public, nay two by the white women. Serena
Speaker 1: was a woman the white women's ass, and and and
Speaker 1: like and tennis tennis is messed up because like, Serena,
Speaker 1: whoop your ass. And then you got to stay out
Speaker 1: there with her while she get her trophy. Serena and
Speaker 1: that white girl be sniffling cornering a damn trophy. And
Speaker 1: that's far and white women too, there is a tough women.
Speaker 1: They've seen war, and Serena still broke their ass down,
Speaker 1: just grinding, sniffling. Man. And then you can't even complain
Speaker 1: about it, Serena, whoop your ass. You can't even go
Speaker 1: in the internet and complain about it, because if you
Speaker 1: go complain about it on the internet, Serena still getting
Speaker 1: the cut of the bread because she owned Reddit too.
Speaker 1: That's a boss, that's a false. She's like, what's she married?
Speaker 1: She married reddit man. She married man, so she get
Speaker 1: a little piece of her Reddit right, Yeah, read it
Speaker 1: on Hannion. That's what I said. That's his name. And
Speaker 1: then and then also man, you know, I just think
Speaker 1: above all it's important that we you know, as as
Speaker 1: Serena goes into whatever after it's next for her, whatever
Speaker 1: she decides to do, we just hope that if you
Speaker 1: continue your legacy, we hope that it includes continuing to
Speaker 1: make weak as people cry, and we thank you for
Speaker 1: that more tears. We still got time for traffic. No,
Speaker 1: we don't have time for the traffic. Roy you just
Speaker 1: said a whole bunch of other things. We got time,
Speaker 1: we got time, We don't we got time. Let me
Speaker 1: just no, we don't have time, would you? Everybody we
Speaker 1: gotta cover from don't go away, Patris Alba, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna be stim right here. You don't want to miss it.
Speaker 1: Look about things Day Show. You know, in today's day
Speaker 1: and age, you should think hard and long before you
Speaker 1: put something on social media because if you post something terrible,
Speaker 1: it could come back to haunt you later, or it
Speaker 1: could even make you presidents of the United States. So
Speaker 1: before I throw anything out online, I like to run
Speaker 1: it by my closest audience members of the day in
Speaker 1: a segment we call should I post this? Okay? This
Speaker 1: is really simple? So he has other works. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: show you, guys, um something that I've been thinking about.
Speaker 1: Maybe I want to post it, and and and you
Speaker 1: you'll tell me if I should post it or not.
Speaker 1: You know, just just be honest, just random thoughts. Um.
Speaker 1: First thought, I'm thinking about posting is Jim's need to
Speaker 1: have an extra room for the people that scream when
Speaker 1: they work out right, I mean, yeah, I'm glad. I'm
Speaker 1: glad that you're exercising your demons, but you need to
Speaker 1: understand that no one else in the gym is having
Speaker 1: the same internal battle that you are. Sweat. It's just
Speaker 1: fat that's crying. Take that ship to your therapists. What
Speaker 1: do you think? Should I post it? Yeah? Okay? Hi,
Speaker 1: all right, great? Oh this is my fantastic All right,
Speaker 1: well let's do the next one. I wish I could
Speaker 1: throw up like a dog. No, because I do, I do.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen like a dog throws up and
Speaker 1: then five minutes later they're just chasing a ball, chilling
Speaker 1: like nothing happened. Meanwhile, when humans throw up, it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter how how old you are, you still crying like,
Speaker 1: oh mom, I want my mom have this day home
Speaker 1: from school? So should I should I post it? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, so I'm glad I asked you first. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the next one. People, please stop buying vegetables at
Speaker 1: the grocery store that you know you aren't gonna eat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't look fancy The cash. She has not impressed.
Speaker 1: Do you think the cash she's gonna be like, who
Speaker 1: buck choy? How sophisticated? Can I get your number? You
Speaker 1: know you're not gonna eat it. It's just gonna end
Speaker 1: up sitting in the back of your fridge and and
Speaker 1: it looks like something from the upside down. Stop doing
Speaker 1: that ship, Stop wasting food. Do you think I should
Speaker 1: post it? Ahi? All right? Great? Okay, last one, last one?
Speaker 1: Can people please stop hiding their trash cans. Every time
Speaker 1: I go over to somebody's house and I need to
Speaker 1: throw something away, it's like mission impossible. I'm opening cabinets.
Speaker 1: I'm then looking under the sink and then they're like,
Speaker 1: oh sorry, it's hidden in a drawer that looks like
Speaker 1: the wall. Why why if it takes me longer than
Speaker 1: seven seconds to find your trash can, I'm throwing the
Speaker 1: shirt on the couch, you know what? Posting it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right? Thank you so much cells all the posts
Speaker 1: that I have for today. Thank you so much for advice. Remember,
Speaker 1: if I get canceled, you guys are going down with me.
Speaker 1: Stay tuned because when we come back, it's you Saltha
Speaker 1: will be joining on the show. You don't want to
Speaker 1: miss Welcome back to the day show. My guest to
Speaker 1: light is any nominating? I thought it just Elba. He's
Speaker 1: here to talk about facing off with a Lion and
Speaker 1: his new film. Please welcome and you Salva yeah you
Speaker 1: tank Wow, I don't know. I love and not I love.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. We could
Speaker 1: just we could just do that for the whole interview.
Speaker 1: Every time you come to the show, I have to
Speaker 1: schedule extra time. We're like, who's the guest that like
Speaker 1: interest album? Like what we need three minutes from people
Speaker 1: screaming and cheering and this just follows your How is
Speaker 1: you're hearing? Is you're hearing? Good? Are you? Welcome back
Speaker 1: to the showcase? Happy man? You look better every time
Speaker 1: I see you? Really? What do you do? You do know?
Speaker 1: How are you doing? What do you eat? How do
Speaker 1: you live? I mean, I just see a lot of
Speaker 1: you know, West African football, you know that African okay
Speaker 1: in my hands and I see, I see, I see.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the show. Um, congratulations on a brand
Speaker 1: new movie, Beast. I'm super excited for this movie because
Speaker 1: one it's you, I mean, fighting, doing your things, saving
Speaker 1: your family. But also you're in South Africa, which was
Speaker 1: really you know, you know, we're safari ever it's my
Speaker 1: second home, you know, got an honorary, you know, South African.
Speaker 1: I feel like an honorary. S. I love that. I
Speaker 1: love it. I love it. And let's talk. Let's talk
Speaker 1: about the movie. Um, it's terrifying. I just want to
Speaker 1: put this claim. We want people to know lions are
Speaker 1: not going to attack your car like that in South
Speaker 1: Africa's true. No, it's it's it's not like that really,
Speaker 1: you know. In this film, it's actually you know, an
Speaker 1: attempt to understand how robe lions actually move around. It's
Speaker 1: very rare that a lion will attack you human being.
Speaker 1: But in this film, we talk about the you know,
Speaker 1: poaching is a horrible thing that happens in Africa, and
Speaker 1: animals get displaced, and you know, you get you know,
Speaker 1: scared animals like a lion. Like in this movie, the
Speaker 1: lion is scared and ends up you know, chasing the family. Me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, so you play you play a widower in
Speaker 1: this movie, right, and you you go from America back
Speaker 1: to South Africa. Your wife has passed away. You take
Speaker 1: to take your children to South Africa. To see the
Speaker 1: Motherland and then you end up in this experience, which
Speaker 1: is terrifying. I haven't seen many movies where you're terrified.
Speaker 1: I realized that when I was watching this, I haven't
Speaker 1: seen you scared much at all. Well, bro, can I
Speaker 1: tell you. I went to see the premier yesterday in
Speaker 1: New York and it was fun. But I was watching
Speaker 1: the movie and I was like, I do ugly scared
Speaker 1: like that? Do you think? So? Man, there's there's no
Speaker 1: there's no sexy in this movie. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: I was like different, you know, I liked it. It
Speaker 1: was nice to see a different side of it, you know,
Speaker 1: not it really was. It really was because like it's
Speaker 1: it's an action movie. What's what's cool about it is
Speaker 1: using like a C G I lion. But it doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like that in the movie, you know, because you
Speaker 1: are terrified. I want to know how you how you
Speaker 1: keep it together in those moments, because what what do
Speaker 1: they even have? Do they have? Something? Is there? Someone?
Speaker 1: Is they? Is they? Or they're just telling you its lion?
Speaker 1: Do it? I mean, I want to tell you the truth,
Speaker 1: but if I tell it's really it's not as cool,
Speaker 1: you know. So there's a guy in a gray suit, yeah,
Speaker 1: like tights, and you know, then he has this really
Speaker 1: big head that looks like a big, oversized teddy and
Speaker 1: I have to fight that. But he's strong and he's
Speaker 1: a big guy. But you know, like it's just it
Speaker 1: just doesn't look cool. Can I tell you that is
Speaker 1: more terrifying to me. If I woke up and there
Speaker 1: was a line in my bedroom, I'll be like, ah,
Speaker 1: there's a line. If I woke up and there was
Speaker 1: a man with the head of a teddy bear who
Speaker 1: was standing over me, Oh great. I mean he looked
Speaker 1: like a cost between a rat and elephant. You see,
Speaker 1: this is like every prayer my mother knows I would
Speaker 1: be saying at that moment, that's kind I would be doing.
Speaker 1: You're not just making movies though, Like you know what
Speaker 1: I love about you is you living life? You know,
Speaker 1: you just seem like you're having a great time. You're
Speaker 1: out there, DJ. Are you still in You're going to
Speaker 1: beat the DJ? How do you? How do you think?
Speaker 1: Are you making movies? When are you DJ? I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, I try and spread out the DJ, and
Speaker 1: you know, so a DJ on a DJ on Friday
Speaker 1: nights and I work Monday to Thursday, no ways, So
Speaker 1: you leave the movie set and then you go DJ,
Speaker 1: and then you spend the weekend at home, and then
Speaker 1: you come back and then cut thank you. I'm straight.
Speaker 1: You know. What I love is the idea that some
Speaker 1: people might only know you as a DJ now because
Speaker 1: there are people who go to BEFA who don't want
Speaker 1: your movies. All they do is club, that's what all
Speaker 1: they do. And there are some people who are probably
Speaker 1: just like, oh, that's my favorite DJ, and one day
Speaker 1: they're going to see a movie and be like, that's
Speaker 1: that DJ. It's like it's the same way. So this
Speaker 1: is really this is really ridiculous. I was I was
Speaker 1: telling my younger brother who's going to be on the show.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, dress Alba is going to be on.
Speaker 1: And then he's with his friend and so his friend goes,
Speaker 1: who's that and I said, Indrus Alba. He goes, who's that? Kids?
Speaker 1: You know, like fifteen or whatever, and then I go,
Speaker 1: I pull up your picture and then he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's the guy from the guy who's eating the hot
Speaker 1: wings from the main You're meme, that's the guy from
Speaker 1: the main, The guy from the meme. That's what he said.
Speaker 1: He said that is the guy from the meme. But
Speaker 1: mind you, you know I heard it that that that
Speaker 1: meme was like, you know, top ten memes and he's
Speaker 1: embarrassing thought pepper every day. But it's not Peppers on
Speaker 1: the hot ones. It's like it go it's extreme. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's extreme. It's a good meme, though, it is
Speaker 1: you like you're choosing your crying. I wasn't joking, first
Speaker 1: of all, you know this, it's clear this up. It
Speaker 1: wasn't the hot wings that got me. It was like
Speaker 1: you know when that you know, this goes around the wrong. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I believe me. I believe you, but I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I'm trying trying to clear this. Um. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: skincare as well. You know, um everyone's favorite couple, one
Speaker 1: of the top ten couples as well, yourself and your wife.
Speaker 1: You know, we love your journey, we seeing you together,
Speaker 1: such a beautiful thing. You've you've started a skincare brand together,
Speaker 1: which is I mean, why did it take you so long? Though? Well, now,
Speaker 1: to be fair, man, we started you know during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: you know, and and we literally when we found ourselves
Speaker 1: locked in a house together forever and was running out
Speaker 1: of products, I was like, well, I'm just going to
Speaker 1: use yours, and I didn't know what was in it.
Speaker 1: And you know, before we know, he was having a
Speaker 1: discussion about what is in skincare? Why isn't it just
Speaker 1: for humans? And it's so gentrified. So women's face, women's
Speaker 1: who men's face. Water is invigorating, stimulating, and so we
Speaker 1: got into the conversation. But it also just you know,
Speaker 1: we we both work with the FAD, which is the
Speaker 1: U N Department for like, you know, agriculture, and we
Speaker 1: we see that there's a trend, but a small hold
Speaker 1: of farmers who have these ingredients, you know, can actually
Speaker 1: help you know, the big marketplaces, especially with ingredients into
Speaker 1: nactual skincare. So we found a way to sort of
Speaker 1: thank you, but we're trying a way to sort of
Speaker 1: trying to connect the dots, and man, I love that.
Speaker 1: So in our skincare, we have you know, baobab, which
Speaker 1: is a tree from Africa. We have black seed oil,
Speaker 1: and they all come from small holder farmers and you see,
Speaker 1: it's like sexy on the outside, sexy on the insult.
Speaker 1: Thank you see, it's too much. You're turning fifty in September.
Speaker 1: You look like you look like you could be my
Speaker 1: brother at the exact same age. And I just didn't
Speaker 1: get in the same like weight treatment that you do.
Speaker 1: You're turning fifty. Look at you address I decided, I
Speaker 1: mean that's fifty. No, you're turning fifty. You look like
Speaker 1: you're turning the age and the age doesn't know that
Speaker 1: fifties Like, oh ship, I didn't know. I didn't know
Speaker 1: what who are like? Who are you? I don't know? Man,
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel fifty. I wake up in
Speaker 1: the morning like a feel fifty. Say this to make
Speaker 1: me feel better. You don't feel that at all, you know,
Speaker 1: And you know what I love about your most is
Speaker 1: that you've lived like such a full life. You know,
Speaker 1: some people have only been movie stars, some people who
Speaker 1: have only done DJA or whatever. But it's like, what
Speaker 1: I love about your journey is how much you've done.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of people don't know that you used
Speaker 1: to work the door at venues like you literally, yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't know that is yourself. That
Speaker 1: would be the person who's like stopping you from coming
Speaker 1: in or like kicking you out or whatever. And can
Speaker 1: I just say for the record, if you I would
Speaker 1: just be like, I'll stand outside. I'll just be like,
Speaker 1: this dude is outside, I'll stand outside. Were you effective?
Speaker 1: Did you ever like, did you ever fight anything? But
Speaker 1: I didn't have to fight. It was always you know
Speaker 1: in the voice, and you know, excuse me, man, you
Speaker 1: can't you can't bring that. You can't bring that gun
Speaker 1: in here. Man, Okay, it's a comedy club. We don't like.
Speaker 1: It's like all you can't you can't bring you see
Speaker 1: even that you can't bring that gun. You have you
Speaker 1: ever heard that sentence sexy before? You know? I almost
Speaker 1: wanted is there anything you can't do? I don't want
Speaker 1: to see like because you know we're gonna do. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna test your sexiness out. I want to see what
Speaker 1: the limits of your sexiness are. Really there are limits.
Speaker 1: There are no limits. Honestly, no, there are no limits.
Speaker 1: We're gonna test it out. I'm gonna find I'm gonna
Speaker 1: find the place that you're not sexy in all right,
Speaker 1: recipes never sexy. So I'll read a recipe. Simple sortat vegetables,
Speaker 1: heat olive oil in a large pot, vegetables until fine.
Speaker 1: Gently placed vegetables in a pot and reduce heat to
Speaker 1: low summer. Cook until fully tender. Served warm. That was sexy. No, no,
Speaker 1: that's because the recipe you read it. I want to see.
Speaker 1: This is where we take you down. Okay, Um, heat
Speaker 1: olive oil in a large in a large part, Chop
Speaker 1: vegetables until fine. Gently place vegetables in part and reduce
Speaker 1: heat to a low simmer and then um and then
Speaker 1: and then then cook until fully tender. This is fine.
Speaker 1: I got you, I got you. Now, I got you.
Speaker 1: We'll use it hand sanitizer worst. It's the least sexy
Speaker 1: thing you can do. Every day when I use it,
Speaker 1: I go, this is not sexy. Sexy, I use it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you got to wait, it's not you see, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter who you are, got the thing and you
Speaker 1: have to huh you see. No, no, no, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say you're the same. I'm a hand I'm straight into
Speaker 1: that camera that just hand sanitized on, you know, just
Speaker 1: um good. He didn't put the music for Trevor, dude,
Speaker 1: he's a kid. But the music. They've never played music
Speaker 1: for me never. I've worked with this building seven years.
Speaker 1: They've never played music. That music was like seventies pool though, right,
Speaker 1: is that just mean? I think that music was like
Speaker 1: from a documentary and then you made it porn. The
Speaker 1: music was like, I'm from a documentary, but for interest, Albaum,
Speaker 1: I will turn into porn. Right. I don't even know
Speaker 1: why I'm doing this. Blowing your nose. No one sexy
Speaker 1: when they blow their nose, I'll blow my nose, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, I don't even know if this is a
Speaker 1: waste of time, but just whatever, let's see. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: we may as well. Um, yeah, enough sexy. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: enough sex. Yeah sexico rather well, let's not sort it's
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