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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially

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Speaker 1: integral to the fabric of our very nature.

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Speaker 2: Today we talk about there's.

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Speaker 3: No rules in the pick a ball handle that say

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Speaker 3: you can't use your penis.

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Speaker 4: Some Santa Clauses are really hot, and I'm like, get

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Speaker 4: me on there.

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Speaker 2: I fart all the time, dude, all the time.

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Speaker 5: I'm always been to my take in weird directions.

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Speaker 6: Here we go, start your engines ring, m m m

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Speaker 6: m ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming

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Speaker 6: ming ming ming ming.

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Speaker 2: Everybody else sip the poison Ship, the poison Man. That

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Speaker 2: was your first buzz ball farm. Those things, Uh, those

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Speaker 2: things suck.

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Speaker 7: Am I love when uh, first of all, what's up,

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Speaker 7: Tulsa O. I love when Blake comes out with the

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Speaker 7: buzz balls and then just sets them right in front

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Speaker 7: of the speaker.

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Speaker 2: So every time you go down your ears are just bleeding.

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Speaker 6: You're like, I love.

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Speaker 2: I love it. I loved it. Yeah, come down. That

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Speaker 2: goes on forever. It's sensitive ears. Dude.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, it's so cool, Like it feels like we're

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Speaker 4: on a cruise ship.

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Speaker 2: It's just like I don't feel like a fun boat

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Speaker 2: atmosphere here. Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 5: Yeah this is sick, dude. I've never been to Tulsa.

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Speaker 2: I don't think Okay, this is the first time.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so far, I saw the hotel and here, and

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Speaker 6: I like both these places waiting for me.

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Speaker 5: But you know, I used to live in Oklahoma City.

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Speaker 2: What what is my hometown?

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Speaker 6: From a ripe old age of one to two and

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Speaker 6: a half. Okay, because my dad, My dad got a

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Speaker 6: job for driving Freedom Lay trucks and it was like

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Speaker 6: it was like, we have to move with my family

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Speaker 6: across the country so I can deliver these Fleeto these

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Speaker 6: crispy chits. I feel like half the audience when you

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Speaker 6: said I got a job driving for freed Are you dying?

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Speaker 2: Half of them just went like this, yep, I feel that. Yeah, man, job,

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Speaker 2: big Chip, big Chip. Hey. Yeah, dude.

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Speaker 6: So I lived here until I was like three, and uh,

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Speaker 6: I actually almost died here, dude. What this is like

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Speaker 6: a recruiting thing for you? Yeah, I almost died here.

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Speaker 6: I think I think he was here. It could have

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Speaker 6: been in Iowa, but I'm pretty sure.

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Speaker 2: It was here. Oh well, let's just say two or three.

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Speaker 6: And my mom set me down on my neighbor, was

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Speaker 6: like she was having a falling out with the guy

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Speaker 6: she was dating. So my mom like takes me over

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Speaker 6: there to be a good neighbor and spill all this

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Speaker 6: tea and she sits me on the couch and then

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Speaker 6: she looks at at like me a few minutes later

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Speaker 6: and she's like, I was being a little naughty bit. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: and you know how little kids get the naughty face.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, like nothing, I'm not doing anything anything.

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Speaker 2: Wait, why did your tongue come out? What the fuck?

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Speaker 5: Because I'm being a naughty little two year.

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Speaker 2: Old, I'm not doing anything. Wasn't sexual? Three? Yeah, it

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Speaker 2: wasn't sexual. Bro and dude, And then guess what I

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Speaker 2: was eating? I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I know this barbituate, Tomys, what.

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Speaker 2: The fuck is it? What's what's a barbituate? That's like

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Speaker 2: some ship that in the seventies.

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Speaker 7: When you want to keep your hair up as a girl,

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Speaker 7: you put like your hair and pigtails of barbituates.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, is that like a klu It's a quaitlude a kulude.

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Speaker 2: That's what I would say. Both those names are pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: Hard to tell which one I like more. Q so

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Speaker 2: it's a quaylude.

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Speaker 6: And I guess the why she broke up with this

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Speaker 6: guy is she found out he was a quaylude dealer.

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Speaker 6: And I found I found a secret stash hidden in

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Speaker 6: the seat the cushion of the couch, and I ate, like,

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Speaker 6: twelve kayludes and that's a that's a lot, that's that's

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Speaker 2: Is that why your tongue was starting to be like,

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Speaker 2: that's a guilty face.

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Speaker 6: And I think that's why I am how I am right,

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Speaker 6: I'm a human quaylud.

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Speaker 2: Dude. Dude, that's fucking scary though, dude.

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Speaker 6: And then this is why my mom believes in God,

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Speaker 6: because a man in a white cowboy hat who for

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Speaker 6: sure was there to buy drugs.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he was, rang the doorbell.

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Speaker 6: And he was like, hey, is a Dwayne here? That's

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Speaker 6: the guy I'm assuming. He's like, is Dwayne here? And

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Speaker 6: they're like no, but my son is dying. He's turning

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Speaker 6: blue and he's on coludes. And he's like, oh, ship,

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Speaker 6: get in my truck.

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Speaker 2: I'll take him. So he takes me, and my mom's

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Speaker 2: like it was a white hat and a white pickup

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Speaker 2: truck as if.

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Speaker 5: An Angel's coming down and being like white everything.

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Speaker 4: You know what I want to Toyota please No Angels

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Speaker 4: drive American? Okay, And then I hope that's the new

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Speaker 4: commercial for that would be good Chevy Angels drive American.

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Speaker 6: And then they're like, Chevy's like, but aren't most of

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Speaker 6: your plants overseas. Shut the fuck up, bitch, right, shut

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Speaker 6: the book up making a commercial here.

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Speaker 2: It's an American name.

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Speaker 6: So then he doesn't drive me to the to the hospital.

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Speaker 6: That was the scary part. My mom was like, we're

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Speaker 6: being kidnapped. This guy is gonna fuck me over the

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Speaker 6: corpse of my dead child.

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Speaker 2: This is your mom's quote, like she said.

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Speaker 6: That's a penny divine said this, and so she was like, no,

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Speaker 6: the hospital's that way, and he's like, I don't know

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Speaker 6: where to go, and he takes us to like a

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Speaker 6: drug store and then he walks right in, walks right

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Speaker 6: out and gives.

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Speaker 8: Me the epicac oh yeah right away.

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Speaker 1: And we did that in an episode of Make Me Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: that's smart move because you probably yeah, and.

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Speaker 2: Then I acted.

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Speaker 6: Then when I got to the hospital, they were like,

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Speaker 6: if he wouldn't a pewtu would have died and then

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Speaker 6: where's the.

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Speaker 5: White capped hero the angel?

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Speaker 2: And he disappeared and my dad was like.

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Speaker 6: My dad was like yeah, because he was there to

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Speaker 6: buy drugs. Of course he knew where the epicac was.

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Speaker 2: I also, I would want you a dozen times.

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Speaker 1: That's also why he disappeared, because he's like, I don't

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Speaker 1: want any part of this.

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Speaker 2: I got some ship. I was just trying to save

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Speaker 2: a quick child and do my drugs in peace. Also,

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Speaker 2: for sure.

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Speaker 7: You're that guy was not there and your mom was

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Speaker 7: on helliquay Loops. Yeah, And the story is like, so

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Speaker 7: there was like a fucking angel.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I got caught up with some ship.

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Speaker 2: I was at a neighbor's house.

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Speaker 6: Just shut the boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: Your mom was gonna sell you for Quaylud's and she

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Speaker 2: hit the fan. She's like, next thing I knew.

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Speaker 4: I stole a white truck and we went to the hospital.

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Speaker 7: It's gonna be like that moment and Rookie of the

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Speaker 7: Year where like he pulls the thing off the glove

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Speaker 7: and he's like, yeah, it was you playing.

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Speaker 2: Catching me mom.

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Speaker 6: You're gonna find your mom's white cowboy hat.

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Speaker 2: And her it was your.

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Speaker 6: Like tackle box full of old timey drugs yeah, and cocaine, smoke.

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Speaker 2: Relics, yeah, old timy marijuana. Yes. So you guys still

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Speaker 2: say fixing?

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Speaker 5: Is that still a word that I said here a lot?

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Speaker 2: Wait, I still say fixing? What do you mean for

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Speaker 2: like a side of stuff? No?

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Speaker 6: No, that's like if you're about to do something, you're saying,

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Speaker 6: I'm fixing to go to the store right now.

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Speaker 2: Oh I dig on that. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I always fucked with that one pretty hard.

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Speaker 6: My mom said that we're you know, cause we're all

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Speaker 6: from we're from Iowa, Nebraska, and we don't say fixing.

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Speaker 6: And my mom, for whatever reason, drew a line in

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Speaker 6: the sand, probably because she was high on quayludes.

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Speaker 2: Moods were a big thing in the fucking She was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: you're not saying, uh, fixing.

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Speaker 6: And then one of my first words, because I was

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Speaker 6: was like I guard and I've looked up into the

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Speaker 6: sky and I said, looks like it's fixing the rain.

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Speaker 6: That was one of your first words, first like sentences, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: it looks like it's fixing to rain.

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Speaker 2: And she's like, pack up the freedom lay truck. We're

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Speaker 2: going home. Yeah, we are out of I don't care

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Speaker 2: how lucrative this job is.

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Speaker 4: I know I'm getting barbecue twists for free, but fuck this.

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Speaker 1: Oh damn dude, I wish whis I wish the honey,

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Speaker 1: the honey barbecue this was.

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Speaker 6: This was like eighty eighty four, eighty five. We're not

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Speaker 6: having barbecue twists.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Coming into twenty twenty three, are your kids obsessed with talkies?

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Speaker 2: Talkies? My kids are not obsessed with talkies.

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Speaker 7: It's like when you're in jail, you have cigarettes, like

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Speaker 7: you get barter and ship takies?

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Speaker 2: Are that at school? What are you talking?

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Speaker 1: They're like they're basically are they like rolled up, rolled

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 2: Hell?

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Speaker 1: The fucking uh taste on them? Lost of taste dust.

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Speaker 8: Do you guys have talkies in Oklahoma?

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Speaker 2: Of course they do. I'm not. I'm not a fan

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Speaker 2: of talkies. I think they're your Oh yeah, what I

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Speaker 2: like what? I just I don't like it.

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Speaker 7: There's a lot of people out there, so Kyle, Hey, tonight,

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Speaker 7: you boo us off stage and there'll be one person

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Speaker 7: left standing.

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Speaker 2: That's the way it works.

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Speaker 7: Ready to go, you hate us, we'll leave then then,

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Speaker 7: like we're doing this, I don't give a We're.

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Speaker 4: Calling this game Tulsa King, and the last man standing

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Speaker 4: is the king.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm so Kyle can't handle talkies. I can't. I

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Speaker 2: don't like them. I don't like them.

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Speaker 6: Well, Kyle, I don't like not to jump on you

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Speaker 6: right now, But why don't your kids like talkies?

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Speaker 5: Do you just feed them like raisins or like.

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Speaker 2: What are your goodbye parents? That's the fair question. Because

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Speaker 2: you're the lord. You're wearing the hats YadA YadA.

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Speaker 4: Which you can get, you can get.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the regal lords are creep, for sure.

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Speaker 6: Anyone that adds a lord to their name is is

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Speaker 6: for sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're definitely being everybody.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and like wearing leather and whipping people as well.

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Speaker 2: I'm the lord lettuce bitch. So no, I don't, I don't.

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Speaker 2: We don't have talkies in the house. We don't know.

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Speaker 2: Are you like no garbage food type family?

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Speaker 6: Because I'm about to have a kid, we have a

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Speaker 6: we have ample, so.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to decide, like what kind of parent I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna be. They're going to be like it's too late

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Speaker 2: all day. Yeah, probably you can't do that. You can't

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Speaker 2: do all I don't know.

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Speaker 7: You think your children are gonna be three hundred pounds because.

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Speaker 6: I'm going to feed them nothing but skittles, right, They'll

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Speaker 2: That's not that's not an offensive line. That's just offensive. Okay, wait,

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Speaker 1: Well, dude, this is an old ass theater. This is like,

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Speaker 2: This old ass. Huh? How old is old ass? I

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Speaker 1: Do you go a century without somebody murdering themselves in

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Speaker 7: You can't remember that documentary on I Don't Know Something.

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Speaker 5: She's like hitting the button and looking out as if.

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Speaker 7: Someone She's like new to Los Angeles and kind of

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Speaker 2: So like, there's no way this is possible. That's the backstorre. Yes,

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Speaker 5: That you immediately get here, and some guys like.

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Speaker 2: Bit you like bass salts.

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Speaker 6: And then and then she was there's like a water

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Speaker 5: And then they found her like in the water, like

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Speaker 4: You were drinking her juice or werewing we were showering in

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, that's actually kind of hot.

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Speaker 6: Dude, shut the fuck up like this, Why is this

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Speaker 4: Actually, if you planned it, if you were like, yo,

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Speaker 4: if you said to your family when I pass away,

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Speaker 2: A cool dad move, right, that's herbal essence. That's kind

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Speaker 2: of that's a move. Yeah. I don't know if.

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Speaker 6: Any family member had be like, because hopefully you die

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Speaker 2: To be like, yeah, no, that's I feel like you're

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Speaker 7: we're gonna do that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna do that. You're gonna be in the water.

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Speaker 7: Everyone's gonna brushing their teeth with your fucking lips.

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Speaker 2: Swear to God.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I swear to God because that's definitely who

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, we got you. We got you.

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Speaker 6: My mom will not shut up about it. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Because my dad had Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Uh, there we go. It's that it's important, that's a

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Speaker 1: I know what it does to the ratings. So what

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Speaker 6: I do not want an open casket, which all of

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Speaker 6: our family has done an open casket, And it's so

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Speaker 6: much fun to look at them all weird looking.

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Speaker 1: I've never I've never seen an open I've never remember

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Speaker 2: You have time their goofy as hell looking.

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Speaker 6: It's really fun, interesting, and you kind of touch them

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Speaker 4: You're like you have to, You're not supposed to touch them.

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Speaker 2: You sure they're dead? You don't know. You're not cold

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Speaker 2: hand you jiggle it. It's true their forehead, you do.

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Speaker 2: I believe you do touch them.

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Speaker 6: I want them to do me, but like do something

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Speaker 6: a little funny, like my zippers undone or something right.

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Speaker 2: I want to have your finger tongue just like.

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Speaker 1: Pull my tongue out of my mouth to the side,

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Speaker 6: People like Jesus Christ will I will say he's dead, dude,

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Speaker 6: he didn't do that.

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Speaker 7: Adam constantly talks about wanting to do it, but like

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Speaker 2: So I'm waiting until I die.

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Speaker 1: Like your mom's like, I don't want to do an

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Speaker 1: open casket, but like, really, who fucking you can do

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Speaker 1: whatever you want after she dies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that's what I'm saying. I like, it's

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Speaker 2: not up to you. It's our party, right, lady.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, She's like, I don't want anything, Just cremate me

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Speaker 6: and scatter me in the in the ocean.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, you don't even like the ocean, lady.

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Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think kids. The pinata's ready.

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Speaker 6: Grandma, Yeah, oh man, absolutely, fill me up, fill me up.

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Speaker 2: With some talking. If you hit grandma heard enough Fredo's

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Speaker 2: come out. Yea vintage free.

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Speaker 6: To That's a good idea becoming I love this podcast,

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Speaker 6: this one.

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Speaker 2: I like that idea though.

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Speaker 1: I like becoming a pinata after you die, Like, take

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Speaker 1: all my bones out, take all my organs out, have

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Speaker 2: I don't know they trust me. Some weirdo can do it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, already with mashed potatoes and ship unless have a plate, empty.

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Speaker 4: Your body of bones and just fill you with fucking

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Speaker 4: mashed potatoes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 6: Dude, I feel like you have you'd be hard pressed

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Speaker 2: To a funeral home.

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Speaker 1: Those things are a scam anyways, Bro, they charge you

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Speaker 1: so fucking much money.

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Speaker 2: This is the most Kyle that is. Have you ever?

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Speaker 2: That's a scam as fuck. Dude.

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Speaker 1: You're like, oh, you have to pay this amount for

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Speaker 2: It's just it's one of those necessary evils.

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to what are you gonna do with

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Speaker 2: your body? Is getting so dark? But no, it's okay.

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Speaker 2: Here we are. It's fun and I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: I just figured it out though, fill me with mashed potatoes,

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Speaker 4: But we're also saying someone has to do that, and

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Speaker 2: Freak out there, that'll do that on or something. Let's

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Speaker 6: Diet is dead, you're gonna spend the last is dead

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Speaker 6: due this scenario is dead before me, he was the

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Speaker 2: What I mean? What is that? What are you saying,

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Speaker 2: feel like I think he's saying him. I think I am.

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Speaker 5: My body's already falling apart.

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Speaker 4: Now you're gonna you're gonna live a really long, tortured.

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Speaker 2: Just painful life. I'm just like you're gonna be.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna like, dude, You're gonna end up being like

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Speaker 1: Craying from Ninja Turtles. Your head is gonna be in

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Speaker 1: the body of a bigger gentleman. Yeah, me, I will

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Speaker 1: become your body. I'm gonna pick a new body. I'll

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Speaker 1: pick a different body. What the fuck I just offered

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Speaker 5: I'll get a stronger, more appealing body.

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Speaker 8: What the fuck?

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Speaker 7: We were in Philadelphia the other day and playing in

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Speaker 2: That's your body, man. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: And then you you know when you like go through

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Speaker 2: Like, I think I'm like five years older than this motherfucker.

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Speaker 2: Oh dude, the other day I found out I'm his

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Speaker 2: old as Chris Hemsworth. Oh right, well here's.

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Speaker 6: Oldest four dude. Look, if Chris Hemsworth was on stage

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Speaker 6: He should hold his.

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Speaker 2: Hand and have right.

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Speaker 6: He would lead me around if we're at Disneyland, I

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Speaker 2: I think Chris Hemsworth, dude worth the same age. I

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Speaker 2: just can't believe you refused my body. I feel like

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Speaker 6: How old is Chris? If I get where to guess

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Speaker 8: Dude?

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Speaker 2: He's gorgeous. I know you can be gorgeous now forever.

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Speaker 6: He's thorgeous, thorgeous, all right?

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00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:09,960
Speaker 2: I know probably yes, I would says forty six, forty seven,

444
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 2: right into your forties. But he's so I'm so young.

445
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,639
Speaker 2: I don't think I would have thought that.

446
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, you would think that Thor is forty years forty.

447
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I thought.

448
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:23,439
Speaker 6: Chris thirty five. Even I'm forty, So how is that

449
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,120
Speaker 6: even possible? I look like a fucking child compared to him.

450
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 2: I feel like he might look younger than you.

451
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 5: No he doesn't. No he doesn't.

452
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no.

453
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:39,679
Speaker 6: Better better looking is different than younger? Can we all

454
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,760
Speaker 6: agree with that? We have to look like a child.

455
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,159
Speaker 6: I look like a kind of like a six or seven.

456
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,600
Speaker 4: But as a child, are you saying seven years older?

457
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 4: Are you ranking yourself?

458
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:54,160
Speaker 6: I felt as a young man the only thing older,

459
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:58,640
Speaker 6: that's what I look like. You think he is a ten, yes, yes,

460
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,959
Speaker 6: but as a fifty year old, I'm so sorry.

461
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 7: He's both those things. He's both younger and better looking.

462
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 1: I think the only thing that feels older about Chris

463
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,400
Speaker 1: Hemsworth than you is the way that he speaks.

464
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 6: That's it more like the size of his career.

465
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 2: And also the size of his career. Yes, yeah, like I.

466
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 7: Always feel like that's the thing that makes me be like, God,

467
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,160
Speaker 7: that guy's he's been around forever, and they're like, he's

468
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,600
Speaker 7: done Sue movies.

469
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 6: And he's the biggest star in the world. And I

470
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,400
Speaker 6: guess he has only been as famous as long as

471
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 6: we've been famous, except for he's been way more famous

472
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,280
Speaker 6: this ten years. Well yeah, yeah, I feel like I've

473
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 6: told us on the pod you think so, But yeah,

474
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,679
Speaker 6: went to a house party when I was nobody and like,

475
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 6: I mean, we were doing our sketch thing.

476
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 2: You're still like, fuddy bitch. Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that.

477
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,160
Speaker 7: Godzilla on Apple Plus make me somebody, Please, please make

478
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:46,639
Speaker 7: me somebody.

479
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, I'm young John Goodman. It's not gon Zella.

480
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 2: It's called monarch Legacy of Monsters. Hell, if you're gonna,

481
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 2: if you're gonna timp your shit, you gotta say that.

482
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,640
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. No one will remember that though. Yeah,

483
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,959
Speaker 2: it is a good show. You should watch it your mom.

484
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 2: So I'm at a house party.

485
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,160
Speaker 7: I literally I work in a place where we make

486
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:08,119
Speaker 7: other people's headshots, right, Like, you come in as an

487
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 7: actor or an actress and we go this is a

488
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 7: head shot. So I go to like my homie who

489
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,879
Speaker 7: I work in his house and they have a huge

490
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,679
Speaker 7: poster of the hottest guy You've ever seen. And I'm like,

491
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 7: oh my god, why do you guys have this poster

492
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 7: of this person I've never seen?

493
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 2: They go, oh, it's a friend of Urts. He's actually

494
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 2: coming over.

495
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 7: Later, Okay, Chris Hensworth comes into this very busy party.

496
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 7: Everything stops and everyone turns and looks at this man,

497
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:30,359
Speaker 7: and I'm like.

498
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is that? Like dream Weaver, dream Weaver

499
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,359
Speaker 2: plays that's a hot, hot, hot hot. Everything's slow motion.

500
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,119
Speaker 2: It is weird.

501
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 7: And then nine months later or less or more whatever,

502
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 7: they go Marvel's found its Thor and I go, of course.

503
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 6: I remember back in the day, you like coming over

504
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 6: and being like I saw this guy. He has to

505
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 6: be a movie start. It's like, see, it's like when

506
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 6: he was eighteen years old.

507
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,880
Speaker 2: It wasn't.

508
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,920
Speaker 8: Isn't Brad Pitt from Oklahoma?

509
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 2: No? Well yeah, wait really well I didn't know that.

510
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 6: I think I think there's a little discrepancy because also

511
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:05,400
Speaker 6: Missouri claims him Springfield, Missouri claims him very hard.

512
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: He's a road dog.

513
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 5: Hey, hey, guys, I'm not from Spenfield.

514
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 2: Fuck them. I just all day. I don't Yeah, yeah,

515
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 2: from here, from right here. I just heard he's from

516
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 2: Shawnee by the way. You know what sucks.

517
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 6: He's never come back. He got out and he's like,

518
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 6: I'm too hot for the world. He like Buenos Aires

519
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 6: for the rest of my life.

520
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,359
Speaker 7: He hasn't done like Game Day with the Sooners or

521
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 7: anything where he's like.

522
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 6: My pick is, uh Sooners by three three.

523
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 2: I don't know, well, they're not doing that well anymore.

524
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 2: Keep it real. Yeah, I've actually you.

525
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 6: It's it is weird when you because you just think

526
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 6: of when you think of hot people.

527
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 2: I never think of like hot dudes, you know.

528
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, sure yeah, me neither no, but really weird when

529
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 6: you like, because I've worked with a bunch of hot dudes,

530
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 6: like it's.

531
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,400
Speaker 7: Usually me and there we know we're all seasons bro,

532
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 7: so crazy.

533
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 6: Sure, sure, yeah, I'll give it to you guys. You

534
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 6: guys are considered hot dude, you don't, okay, finish, finish

535
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 6: your thoughts like zac Efron. Right, yeah, And then I

536
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 6: did a movie opposite Liam Hem's World. I'm like, it's

537
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 6: weird when you see like a guy walk into a

538
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 6: room and people like stop, people like yeah, yeah, because.

539
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 7: We were started that for women usually, and then you

540
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 7: get out to Hollywood with these hot chiseled guys.

541
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 2: My god, the hottest guy. We get the house lights

542
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 2: up so I can see some hot school. Look, you

543
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 2: know what, there's one.

544
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 6: What we got's like that guy's tweaking his This guy's

545
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 6: having a good time. The perfect the perfect body, the

546
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 6: perfect body, anyone else.

547
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,679
Speaker 2: This girl just has his shirt that says iHeart sluts.

548
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 2: This guy's nice hair. I love everything.

549
00:25:55,400 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 6: I love every choice, just like man, Hey, okay, down,

550
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 6: holdside down.

551
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 2: I'm getting hard, I'm getting high.

552
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 4: I don't understand why we said, you know, we just

553
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 4: want to see hot dudes.

554
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 2: And all the dudes start to show their tits. What

555
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,920
Speaker 2: the fuck? Because they get it. It's because you guys

556
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 2: are kind of nasty. Yeah it's Oklahomo, Yeah we are,

557
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 2: we are. I know it's the truth.

558
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 5: I know that about it.

559
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, that was crazy that that was a lot

560
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 4: of really hot dudes in one place.

561
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 8: This is psycho.

562
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 2: I like it. Yeah, this is actually fucking wild. Dude.

563
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 2: Smoke Lahoma, bro.

564
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 6: Smoke show that very second we got off the airplane,

565
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 6: a guy who was probably fifty years old.

566
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 4: Well, you don't know how people are, Yeah, could have

567
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 4: been Miami. He was one hundred and forty. I think

568
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 4: he was as old as this theater.

569
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,439
Speaker 6: We're at the age where some guys I just turned forty,

570
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 6: some guys are gray, fully gray and bald and look

571
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 6: like full grown adult men.

572
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: It's like when it's like or they they're not. It's

573
00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: like when you were in junior high and there was

574
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:00,959
Speaker 1: guys with beards.

575
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly those guys.

576
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 6: Those guys are now fat over with the bald heads.

577
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 6: Junior high with a beard. No, just like there was

578
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 6: there was one dude. Hang on, let me just close

579
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 6: my ass and remember remember just like a lot of pubes,

580
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 6: a lot of pubes hot, but no beards.

581
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 2: Well, this guy came out to us and was like, hey,

582
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 2: you got your medical card here?

583
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 6: And I'm like, what do you need to have your

584
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 6: medical card here? Still smoke the Stone Age. We could

585
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 6: just walk up to a store. I know, the Wild West.

586
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,199
Speaker 2: They get like that. Still a little bit naughty, isn't it?

587
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 2: I like it.

588
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 6: I actually kind of missed when weed was illegal, because

589
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 6: there was.

590
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 2: It was a little more fun, right, get that we're

591
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 2: being bad.

592
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: I still get that because I've smoked backstage after every

593
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: show on this fucking tour smoth.

594
00:27:55,119 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 2: Hey, Kyle, I'm real like this guy has a problem. No,

595
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 2: that's my ship. That's like I love it, but but

596
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 2: in some place I love it. I need it. I

597
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 2: don't have a problem. I just need it. Shut up.

598
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,400
Speaker 1: It's not a weed. It's not a problem, man, it's

599
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: not a problem. I just have to do it every day.

600
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 2: It's a solution. In like in like Texas and Shipped,

601
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:16,919
Speaker 2: people are like, you have to put it out. You

602
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 2: have to put it out, and you.

603
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 1: Get that energy like that, Oh ship, I'm about to

604
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: feel like what the fuck that?

605
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 2: It's a good I remember that growing up with that.

606
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 2: I like what Adam does? Do more of that? Please? Yeah?

607
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 7: I like to buy Kyle liked to buy clothes that

608
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 7: have like weed pockets in it.

609
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 2: Like, dude, I remember.

610
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 6: I remember when I first got out to California, Fine,

611
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 6: back to Nebraska.

612
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 2: I had this girl that lived in my apartment complex.

613
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 2: Now you so a.

614
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 6: Pouch in my boxer shorts right under like on my

615
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 6: tank so I could I could take a quarter pound

616
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 6: of weed back. And a drug dog walked right past

617
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 6: me and I was, of course stone and ship, and

618
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 6: I was like, this is how my nuts get eaten?

619
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 2: All? Oh, yeah, that's not the right place to put it. Hey,

620
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 2: but guess what I made a dog? Dude, that's cool.

621
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 5: That's Do you guys ever smoke weed in high school?

622
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 2: Yes?

623
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: Smoke weed in high school, in the high school, in

624
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: the bathroom on campus.

625
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 5: I stayed smoking weed in my high school.

626
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: They smoked weed in the bathroom at high school, and

627
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: I smoked weed.

628
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 2: Out by the baseball fields. That was it.

629
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: But I was smoking cigarettes every day school name everywhere you.

630
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 4: Smoked go, I remember smoking weed like on the roof

631
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 4: of the school one night.

632
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, roof. That was like the same.

633
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: I think around the time we tried whippets, Yo, do

634
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: not on.

635
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 2: The roof short lived heroin days? Did you got? Did

636
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 2: you ever do whippets? Dude?

637
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 6: Look at look at how I speak and how I communicate.

638
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, whippets were like that thing that everybody had to try.

639
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 6: I was me and Austin Anderson's apartment looked like Steve

640
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 6: O's apartment in that documentary.

641
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: Steve O was the perfect cautionary tale because you're like, oh,

642
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 1: let's not do that.

643
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 6: What a dumb What a dumb thing to get obsessed

644
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 6: with whippets where you just do it and you're.

645
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 7: Like, oh, like do you even get to recycle all

646
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 7: those things?

647
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 6: You get your like at least any of your money back?

648
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 6: Like that honestly very stupid. I was a high girl

649
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 6: yearbook photographer, No big deal, cool dude, and.

650
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 2: In the I drank did you open my red I

651
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 2: thought it was a ghost, Dude. It wasn't a ghost.

652
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 2: It was here. It was the man who hung himself.

653
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 2: He came down and he's like.

654
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 6: Cracked a red bull. He's like, gives me wings if

655
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 6: I only had wings?

656
00:30:55,920 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you, thank you, of course. Uh in it.

657
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 6: So we're in the dark room and you couldn't come in,

658
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,959
Speaker 6: you know. It was awesome in high school, and so

659
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 6: we would lock the door and be like you can.

660
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 2: Don't come in here. We're developing film.

661
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 6: And then we would just smoke so much weed in there.

662
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 6: And then one day my teacher's pounding on the door.

663
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 2: She's like I have to come in.

664
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 6: I have to come in, and we're like, okay, we're

665
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 6: finished up, and we're like trying to buy it through

666
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 6: the vent.

667
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 2: I know, you boys are sucking each other.

668
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, she comes in and I think she can smell

669
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 6: the weed, and she's like, what the fuck It reeks

670
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 6: of weed in here, and we're like, I think it's

671
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 6: coming through the girls vent. It's actually crazy because the

672
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 6: vent's right here and it goes right to the girl's bathroom.

673
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 5: It has to be the girl's vent because you're.

674
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 2: Right, it does. Yeah, whoa. And then she runs around.

675
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 2: We follow her stone to ship and we're following. We're like,

676
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 2: get her.

677
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 6: And then she goes in the girl's bathroom and we're like,

678
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 6: we're fucked. We're gonna get suspended, Like this is gonna suck.

679
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 6: And then she comes back and she's like, yeah, you

680
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 6: guys are good.

681
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 2: It reeks of weed in there. Because the event. I

682
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 2: have no.

683
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 7: Idea you had the dumbest teacher as a teacher, though

684
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 7: you have.

685
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: She ran around and she had the choice. She's like,

686
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: am I gonna fucking get mad at these guys? I'm

687
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: the cool photo teacher.

688
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the yearbook for a teacher. You know. I

689
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 2: think she was like, you know what I teach your book?

690
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 2: What do you do? These guys are artist. She was probably.

691
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 8: Fishing to see if you would fucking smoke her out.

692
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 2: But you're like Oh yeah, bo I need to get

693
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 2: in there.

694
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 7: You do.

695
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 2: Oh, she's anna bust us. She's hooked like Kyle, gotta

696
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 2: get high. What's up, bro?

697
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 8: You got a fucking nickelbag?

698
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 2: What we got? You get a little twamp? You got

699
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 2: a swamp on you.

700
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 7: It has been well established on this podcast that teachers

701
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 7: are always trying to fuck kids and get higher.

702
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 4: Teachers they're just like a teachers. Wait, you said kids.

703
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 2: No, no, I did.

704
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 6: Not hear the first part you did, and you doubled

705
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 6: down on it is twamp.

706
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 2: I know. My apology at the end of the show

707
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 2: is twamp.

708
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: Universal is the word twamp were in America.

709
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 2: Everybody knows what twamp is in Oklahoma. Do you ever

710
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 2: say I'm fixing to buy a twamp? This guy's saying, no,

711
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 2: so twamp. We didn't have twenty swamps, which usually was

712
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 2: a gram of weed. Yeah, it's a twenty sack.

713
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, because going in five dollars on a bag of weed.

714
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, five on a twamp? Yeah, five five on it? Dude.

715
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, so you said five, but you wouldn't say twenty.

716
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 2: I got five. Twamp is for twenty.

717
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, twamp is for twenty nicol swamp, you say, nickel

718
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 1: sack is is five and then a dime bag is

719
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: a nickel.

720
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 2: I mean that's what you're saying.

721
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 6: Well, that's that's when weed used to suck, When it

722
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 6: was like, yeah, it's five dollars and you get this

723
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 6: much because there's roaches in it.

724
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, we all see.

725
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: I remember the first bag of weed I bought was

726
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: like five, was like a five sack, and it was

727
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: a lot of fucking seeds, and.

728
00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 2: I fucking smoked them.

729
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: I smoked him until they popped on the top of

730
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: a fucking like barks root beer camp.

731
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 2: That's right. You had to were you like jokes on them.

732
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:09,359
Speaker 2: I'm gonna grow so.

733
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 1: Much weed, Yeah, I'm growing in my Actually, I remember

734
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: thinking that, oh, the seeds are probably gonna get me higher, dude.

735
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 2: They're a whole plant concentrated in one seed. Yes, I

736
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 2: remember thinking that was the logic. Yeah happened.

737
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 6: I remember in homecoming, like junior year, these older kids

738
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 6: or maybe a sophomore year.

739
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 4: Maybe they were one hundred, maybe they were fifty, maybe

740
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,760
Speaker 4: it could have been senior.

741
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 6: They were like, hell, there were three thwors and Loki

742
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 6: and so these kids we were trying to buy weed

743
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,439
Speaker 6: off of them and then they they sold us weed,

744
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,760
Speaker 6: like on the dance floor we were freak dancing.

745
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 7: Oh hello, hey, hey, freak dancing, and so we we

746
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 7: buy the weed.

747
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 6: And then later we found out as a regano and

748
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,439
Speaker 6: then yeah that was a big dude.

749
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 2: And then me and my buddy.

750
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 6: Walsh, we were in the parking lot afterwards dance and

751
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 6: we were by the way two of the least intimidated

752
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,959
Speaker 6: guys ever were like, fucking fight.

753
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 2: These guys beat.

754
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 6: Their asses and then they come out of the dancing

755
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 6: war in the parking lot and then we literally just did.

756
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 5: This for like three minutes. It was just us just

757
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 5: going like, come on.

758
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 2: To the guys. Yeah, to the guys.

759
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 7: The guys are just like, yeah, if you're listening, you're

760
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 7: kind of getting into it.

761
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 1: You threw a kick, Okay, what's wrong with this, brode

762
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: until they go we're sorry, we'll smoke you out, and

763
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: then we're fine.

764
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's because weed heels every year something.

765
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 4: You threw one of the sickest kicks, like the the

766
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 4: like stepping backwards kick, so much power behind that.

767
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 2: Hey, if they're if they're charging, that's what you have

768
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 2: to do.

769
00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 1: It sends you style bender's amazing that great.

770
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 8: Come at me, bro, No, really, come at me. The

771
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,479
Speaker 8: only move I know is the jump backward skick.

772
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 2: If you don't come at me, I will not kick you.

773
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 2: I'll never connect.

774
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 5: I'll never Did you ever get in a fight in

775
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 5: high school?

776
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,280
Speaker 2: No?

777
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 6: I I ran no blake, weighed eighty seven pounds and

778
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 6: had the cutest little laughro and.

779
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure for real?

780
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 5: How much do you think you weighed in high school?

781
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 2: One fifteen to twenty pounds? My senior year senior year,

782
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 2: I started to load up a little bit, got.

783
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 4: Up to Yeah, yeah, I was probably one thirty.

784
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, that's so tiny. Yeah yeah, damn damn.

785
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I was a bucks seventy by in

786
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 6: high school on sixty five something like that.

787
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, this dude weighs something too. That's now we're all

788
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 2: fat tight.

789
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: Senior year was a race to two hundred. I remember,

790
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: I wanted it so bad. I was give me that.

791
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 2: But I did get in a fight. I got my

792
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 2: ass kicked.

793
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: In junior high at like our first homecoming dance, I

794
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: was in line and there was this girl. I knew

795
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: this other girl, she was my friend, and she was

796
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: getting pushed by this old girl.

797
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 2: I was like, just a friend.

798
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well that yes, yes, yeah. I was in

799
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: sixth grade. I was like twelve years old. I had

800
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,439
Speaker 1: a girl that you tried to date. I did feel like.

801
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 2: It was my place to stand up for her. So

802
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, fucking hall monitor asked why don't

803
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 2: you leave her alone? Whon't you leave her alone? What happened?

804
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 8: And then hurt She's like, it's okay, it's my dad.

805
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 2: No, I thought him leave me alone.

806
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: Then the mean girl's younger brother stepped up to me,

807
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 1: and he was short. He was like this big right,

808
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 1: and he was what Marvel character? What Marvel character? Just

809
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: I know how old he'll watch. I don't watch marvlider Man.

810
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 2: But this dude was like looking up at me, like

811
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you gonna do? What are you

812
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 2: gonna do? Huh? And he's looking up like this. He's like,

813
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 2: you want to make something out of it? I've ever

814
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 2: been in You want to make something out of me?

815
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 2: And I was like, fuck, you want to make something

816
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 2: out of me?

817
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what that's what he said, that's what you

818
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 1: was saying. And then I was like I don't know.

819
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 2: What he was saying you want to make something out

820
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 2: of me? What you want to?

821
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 4: Mean something that like, like you want to make you

822
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 4: want to make me a pretzel?

823
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 2: That's no angel, That's exactly what I did. I was like, yeah,

824
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 2: chocolate chip cookies, ship Tulsa and that ship Tulsa.

825
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 6: I don't even so you said I want to.

826
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 1: I didn't quite understand what was going on. I was

827
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: like twelve years old. He's like, you want to make

828
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: something out of me?

829
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 2: You want to?

830
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 4: And I said, yeah, a tall house, yeah, chips, a bitch.

831
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: And then bro fucking uh hit me once, hit me

832
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,760
Speaker 1: twice and I was done.

833
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 2: And then he was offended. You were like, I'll make

834
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,959
Speaker 2: you a new chocolate. He's like, fuck you, dude.

835
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: Times in eighth grade, homie stepped in and hit him,

836
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: didn't and didn't you guys win this fight? My homie

837
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: stepped in and put him on the ground. My friend,

838
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 1: you always got to have a home it. Yeahs you

839
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: didn't talk.

840
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 8: About He just picked him up and then like he

841
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 8: put him to sleep.

842
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 6: I got to fight with a goth kid in eighth

843
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 6: grade and when he slung on me twice and his

844
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 6: sleeves were so long.

845
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 2: Only the sleeves hit me.

846
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 5: Sure, I tried to hit him, but my hand was

847
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 5: lamp wristed.

848
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 6: So I hit him and I ripped his like his

849
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 6: top ear ring out of his ear.

850
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 2: I mean this, He was bleeding. And then I was like,

851
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, dude.

852
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 7: This is fight of the year. I do love he

853
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 7: tells that story today. He's like, I hit the I

854
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 7: thought one time in high school, the.

855
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 6: Closeted kid came at me and he had like this

856
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 6: limb like kind of drunken mantis style.

857
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 2: He just gave me.

858
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 6: Was like, he hit me with two sleeves. I'm not

859
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 6: going to close fist him. That doesn't warrant a close fist. No, yeah,

860
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 6: everything warranted. Yes, Oh so he made the choice. Because

861
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 6: it was if I made the choice or if I

862
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 6: was just kind of in shock that I'm in a fight,

863
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 6: because he kind of came out of nowhere.

864
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 2: Turned to swing. What was the deal man? Why did

865
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 2: he come out of No? Yeah, what did you.

866
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 8: Say to fucking make the goth kid?

867
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 1: Man?

868
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:32,280
Speaker 8: Dude?

869
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 2: It was it was some ship in home room or

870
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 2: not a home mech and.

871
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 6: It was I was making economics home economics, and I

872
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 6: was making fun of the way he was like, I

873
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 6: don't know, I was making fun of him and the

874
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 6: way he was making an omelet. I don't even really remember.

875
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 6: It was just like I was like, your mamlet fucking sucks.

876
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 6: You got my weirdo and my omelet. He was like,

877
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 6: you know, he was boiling. I'm sure he had a

878
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 6: shitty family life and probably wanted to shoot up the

879
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 6: school in a few years. And it was like, I'm

880
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 6: gonna take this fucking kid down nice. I wish you

881
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,320
Speaker 6: would stopped, and he fucking failed.

882
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 7: Dude, Okay, I would do like gym class fights, you

883
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,280
Speaker 7: know what I mean. We're like you're doing whatever sport

884
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 7: and it gets physical and then you just are about

885
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 7: to box.

886
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 5: Oh shit, okay, give a box or just about for sure.

887
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 6: But that's that's it wasn't like, uh, I wasn't targeting

888
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 6: problematic children.

889
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 2: You need to help sat and came and came at

890
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 2: me really hard. I was.

891
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 7: I was fighting people who are crowding the base and kickball.

892
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 4: Or whatever, right right, it was it was in the

893
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,479
Speaker 4: heat of battle. Adam was more like, you've got egg

894
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 4: shell in your omelet.

895
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 2: You goth bitch. I know, it's really hard not to

896
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 2: get the egg shell in it.

897
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 6: By the way, this is eighth grade, so I'm still like,

898
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 6: either I was just off crutches or I still was

899
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 6: on crutches, right, So you needed to establish yourself like prizill.

900
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 6: So I remember this kid. I might have told this

901
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 6: on the podcast, but this kid, Uh, I was at

902
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 6: a dance in seventh or eighth grade and I'm in,

903
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 6: I have my crutches because I was a crippled little

904
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 6: bit and I'm like, it's electric boogie woogie woogie with

905
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 6: my cru yeah. And then this kid fucking kicks out

906
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 6: my crutch as I was dancing, and I go and

907
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 6: I'm falling over swung as hard as I possibly could,

908
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 6: and you know the little butterfly thing that screw that

909
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 6: he got stuck in his leg, dude, yeah, yeah, And

910
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 6: he started to run off with my crutch in his

911
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 6: leg and I'm laying on the ground like boogie woogie woogie.

912
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 2: That's intense, yeah, dude.

913
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 6: And then I find out later the reason he was

914
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 6: so sad is because, uh, his father just died like

915
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 6: two months prior. Jesus fucking a hooker, fucking a prostitute.

916
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 5: He had a heart attack and died so a big

917
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 5: shot off.

918
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 6: You're listening to podcast, dude, this is your legacy and

919
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell forever. Wow, I don't pick on the

920
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 6: cripple kid. Man, he's gonna end up getting a TV

921
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 6: show twenty year going to pick on your back.

922
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.

923
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 8: The golf kid was in the corner being like, I.

924
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 2: Will avenge you one day. Don't worry with my sleeves

925
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 2: of fury.

926
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 6: No, he's gonna be like Steve Buscemi and Billy Madison.

927
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, put his lips on. He's here tonight. Oh ship,

928
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,280
Speaker 2: that would be crazy if you got murdered tonight.

929
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 7: I will go on record as saying that would be crazy.

930
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 2: Isaac.

931
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 4: Can we get some motherfucking beers out here, my brother?

932
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: Any beers way, everybody saying, everybody saying.

933
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 2: Wow, I think he quit and there he is.

934
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 7: Yeah.

935
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 2: I needed that, thanks, brother. I like what you're doing here.

936
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna I like what's happening right here? Nice head.

937
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 2: You never saw that one. I think that's cool, cool

938
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: technique right the nose sweat thing in there real quick. Yeah,

939
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 2: let's see what we got here.

940
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: Foreheads, white forehead, I go nose, go away, but will

941
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: it go away if you just stir it?

942
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 2: Do you have to put it? She got it.

943
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 5: You got to get gross with it and put a

944
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 5: little your.

945
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 6: And if you can take your dick and white. I

946
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 6: remember the first time I learned that. It was like

947
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 6: it was an older kid. I think I was like

948
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 6: a freshman. He was like a senior or whatever.

949
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 5: And I'm like, this guy's the coolest man alive.

950
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, he had that. It's completely good.

951
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,280
Speaker 5: Look at that, completely gone everybody.

952
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's science, the perfect poor should I chug this?

953
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 2: Oh? Ship were the cause of diarrhea? Either you have

954
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 2: area or you don't die?

955
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,439
Speaker 6: Uh uh.

956
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, go for the film it okay? Yeah?

957
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, h Adam Adam.

958
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 2: Wants to be in the timement. Here we get wait

959
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 2: wait wait wait wait wait you see the red white.

960
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 2: I'm ready when you are.

961
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 9: Okay, so ship three seconds after the weapon.

962
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 6: That's actually I am impressed. I I had I had

963
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 6: a two second time back in the day.

964
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 2: Two seconds.

965
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,439
Speaker 5: Dude, It's okay, it's now, dude, it's actually really old.

966
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 2: It's old. You know, you're the age of the thor Like, dude,

967
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 2: like it's fine, yeah, damn, you need another beer? Yeah?

968
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 2: I got one. Wow, I love that. I'm impressed.

969
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I'm just glad I can use this

970
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:07,240
Speaker 7: watch for something because I can't tell time.

971
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. Does anyone else just have like an Apple Watch

972
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 2: to find your phone? Oh? Dude, it's the best. You're like,

973
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 2: I don't.

974
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 6: Know, but I need to find my fucking Is that

975
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 6: how it works? It's super helpful. Yes, I actually hate

976
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 6: that everybody has Apple Watches. I think we're too connected.

977
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 6: I don't even like. I don't even like having my

978
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,280
Speaker 6: phone that close to me. I'm like, I don't. I'm bothered.

979
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 2: I can get with this. I can get with this. Yeah,

980
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 2: I think you. Thank you. Dude.

981
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 10: Look it, I'm gonna keep what you had, Isaac. Show

982
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 10: your nipples. I'm gonna do it, Isaac. I'm gonna go

983
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:48,439
Speaker 10: Isaac live.

984
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 6: Three shows, last three shows, show your nips, last three shows.

985
00:46:55,600 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 2: Last Oh, maybe something else. I'm gonna see what they do.

986
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 2: Let get this now, get your pepper ship. That is

987
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,879
Speaker 2: hot and juicy. That is pretty cool.

988
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 6: Man's been our manager for almost twenty years now.

989
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, jeez, and uh now he's not that's it. I

990
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 2: can't believe you did that. That's when we lost all respect.

991
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 2: We're done here. Do you think you have to do

992
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 2: that to your fowel your foul I'll talk to intinsil

993
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 2: town pal.

994
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 6: Should we do speaking out? Should we do some Tulsa?

995
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:54,760
Speaker 2: This is the way here go dude.

996
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 6: So the thing about Tulsa, Okay, they're aiming to be

997
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 6: a retirement destination Oh shit, yep, Tulsa City Hall is

998
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 6: making a big fucking deal about tem a retirement destination

999
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 6: city in the focus of a new resolution.

1000
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 2: Hot hot, oh yeah.

1001
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,240
Speaker 6: They're like, hey, yo, this finding to be a retirement

1002
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 6: destination city, said Tulsa City Council member blah blah blah,

1003
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 6: because all the old people will fucking love it here, grandma. Yeah,

1004
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 6: we're gonna work with people at the ARP and have

1005
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 6: to go through a number of different Also.

1006
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 2: What the fuck do you want all these old people

1007
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 2: moving here?

1008
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 6: Hey, hey guys, listen, listen, old people.

1009
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 2: They got money to burn. Yea right, yeah, around the

1010
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 2: way out.

1011
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 6: Ye So by twenty thirty, by the way, here, I

1012
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 6: hate the staff for you guys, because this is aging

1013
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 6: you up real quick. By twenty thirty, not that long

1014
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 6: from now, one quarter four one in five individuals Tulsa

1015
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 6: will be sixty five years or older. We all getting

1016
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 6: old old, so we're seeing the growth of an older population.

1017
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 6: We need to make sure that we have communities, and

1018
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 6: certainly the city of Tulsa is playing in ahead for that.

1019
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 1: You know what that means. You are about to get

1020
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 1: a fuck ton of pickleball courts and h.

1021
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,399
Speaker 6: That's exactly right, that's exactly right.

1022
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 1: I saw some pickleball paddles in the audience where the

1023
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: pickleball paddles at, Yeah, I saw them.

1024
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 2: There's one looking at let's get.

1025
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 6: On, said, I saw a ton of there's the one

1026
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 6: right there, sir.

1027
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 2: That is your penis.

1028
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 7: Sit down, beavertail.

1029
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 2: Penis's like my pickleball paddle right there, Bro, that's all.

1030
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 5: It's all flat, the heads all flat.

1031
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1032
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 4: I got really drunk and put it in a wall

1033
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 4: fire in one night.

1034
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 2: Here's my pickleball paddle.

1035
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 6: And they're like, well, it is regulation, so we have

1036
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:54,919
Speaker 6: to allow him to play.

1037
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 2: He's pretty good. It's pretty good, kirk on it. It's

1038
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 2: tattooed roles in the pickle. But let's say you can't

1039
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 2: use it. That's true. He's goddamn it. He's right. He's

1040
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 2: coming in with a very unconventional style. It seems to

1041
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:09,240
Speaker 2: be working.

1042
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 6: That's the pickleball movie that we write. A guy flattens

1043
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 6: his head of his cock to make it out, it.

1044
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 2: Gets run over, and then he thinks his world it's

1045
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 2: all gone.

1046
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 6: It's like I have nothing and then he and then

1047
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:25,359
Speaker 6: he goes pro pickleball hang on and doinking. I do

1048
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 6: love like discovering this kid somewhere. It's like, hang on

1049
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 6: a second, is you tell me you play with your dick?

1050
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 6: And then it's just like it's like sea biscuit or

1051
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,720
Speaker 6: some ship. Like we take it hell a series.

1052
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 2: It's like can't no, Well that's a comedy. That's a

1053
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 2: very funny comedy. Let's just take it. You want to

1054
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 2: take it serious?

1055
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, we want it real serious. Wait, what's so bad

1056
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 4: about a bunch of old people living here?

1057
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 2: What's so bad about that's bad about it?

1058
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 6: I just think, uh, you know, you want your city

1059
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 6: to be young and vibranting. You don't necessarily want to

1060
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 6: go like this is where.

1061
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: The oldies come. Well, I love playing, Yeah, I know

1062
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 1: you do, because you can win. Yeah, yeah, yes exactly.

1063
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: I stomped them.

1064
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 2: Dude.

1065
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 6: I'm having hip surgery again. My second my second one

1066
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 6: this year because I'm an old man. I'm having a

1067
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 6: hip surgery next Friday. And my hip surgeon in LA

1068
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 6: was like, I am flush with with clients. I'm like,

1069
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 6: what do you mean he goes pickle ball is so

1070
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 6: good for me?

1071
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1072
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 6: Everyone is just blowing their hips out. I don't even

1073
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 6: know you could hurt your hips. I had no idea

1074
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 6: until suddenly I was like, why can't I bend? And

1075
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 6: they're like, your hips are ship.

1076
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 2: He's getting so much money, he's building a Yeah, and

1077
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:46,479
Speaker 2: Chris Hemsworth is your same age. Wad Blake. Oh ship,

1078
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 2: you got it, Bud Blake. How do you? How do

1079
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 2: you feel about this? Okay?

1080
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:58,399
Speaker 8: Draymond Green, Okay, easy, easy, that's my guy.

1081
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 6: Draymond Green suspended indefinitely.

1082
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 9: Oh I s.

1083
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 2: I saw this? Was this? The was this? The no

1084
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,240
Speaker 2: drama drama?

1085
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 6: The NBA player that my wife gets very upset about

1086
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 6: because she I make her watch basketball and she ends

1087
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 6: up liking it even though she doesn't want to.

1088
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 2: And she every.

1089
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 6: Time she watches it's Draymond Green kicking someone in the

1090
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,280
Speaker 6: nuts and then acting like he didn't mean to fully

1091
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 6: kick them in the nuts. And that happened like five

1092
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 6: times and then like choking someone out and being like

1093
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 6: I didn't mean to choke him out.

1094
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 2: And then now he's straight up did a spin move

1095
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,720
Speaker 2: that didn't make any sense. No, no, no, it was good.

1096
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 2: I saw this. It was cool. It was like, it

1097
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 2: was like cool. I felt like it's the move.

1098
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 7: The like NERD does in a real fire where he's

1099
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 7: like and then he goes I saw this in a.

1100
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 2: Movie, dude.

1101
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 4: It was straight up when you played Streets of Rage

1102
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 4: on Sega and you press see and you would go

1103
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 4: yeah yeah.

1104
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 6: But he he hit with his dominant hand. He's fun

1105
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 6: all the way around. It was it was the guy's

1106
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:09,319
Speaker 6: guarding him.

1107
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 2: From the back. I remember stand up, stand up.

1108
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 6: Guard me from the back, and now yuard me from

1109
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 6: the back saying don't care.

1110
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 5: It's like this, and then and then he just goes

1111
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 5: a spin.

1112
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 6: Move and goes and yeah, and then it was like,

1113
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 6: don't spin.

1114
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to spin. What's crazy? Is like all right,

1115
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 2: look for me? I go okay.

1116
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 6: I like, I feel like I would want to kick

1117
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 6: it with Draymond. I feel like it could be a

1118
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:37,319
Speaker 6: good time. I feel like Draymon is smart. I feel

1119
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 6: like he's got a high basketball a Q.

1120
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like Draymond has total it's.

1121
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 2: Not even rage issues.

1122
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 7: I feel like he's lost total control of what he

1123
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 7: knows is appropriate.

1124
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 2: Like I don't.

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00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 7: I don't think he's been like penalized in a way

1126
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 7: where he's been like I gotta stop. I feel like

1127
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 7: he doesn't know that he can't do these things and

1128
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 7: just doesn't. So that's why, yeah, taking people in nuts

1129
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,240
Speaker 7: because no one's been like, no, dude, you're fucking done.

1130
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 2: Dude.

1131
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 6: What I hope right now is ESPN. Here's this segment

1132
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 6: of the podcasts like these guys need a show. Rich

1133
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 6: Eisen's like, why aren't they on ESPN?

1134
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,359
Speaker 2: What's your analysis? I just think when he kicks other

1135
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 2: people in the testicles, he gets their power.

1136
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 4: It like transfers to them, and that makes him a

1137
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 4: better basketball player. Then we're actively talking about how he

1138
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,399
Speaker 4: should squash his dick here to make it flats would

1139
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 4: be like an extra thing to hit a basketball with.

1140
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 2: He could totally play football.

1141
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,240
Speaker 8: You want to know my solution? Because I love Draymond.

1142
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,760
Speaker 4: I remember Warriors fan and he is a champion four times.

1143
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take the booze. I'll take it. I think that.

1144
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 11: The I think I think the Warriors should hire a

1145
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 11: guy who is on the sideline that when Draymon is

1146
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 11: really fired up, he goes over to him just fucking.

1147
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 4: Kicks him in the balls and fucking stomps on his ship.

1148
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 6: And then he's like, that's the opposite. That's the thing is,

1149
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 6: that's the opposite of what you need. He done cooler.

1150
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 6: You need you need someone to just who's just like

1151
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 6: a weird vibe to be like hey, Draymond, and Draymond's like,

1152
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,839
Speaker 6: oh ship and just kind of like weird to odd

1153
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 6: enough to be like I'm not gonna fight anybody. This

1154
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 6: guy's like, Draymond, take a seat next to me. But

1155
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 6: it's because it's not like it builds. It's not like

1156
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 6: it builds. It's like it just happens.

1157
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, It's like he just flips the switch and

1158
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 2: it's like, I'm gonna fucking kill him.

1159
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 6: Body.

1160
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 7: You're on television on a court making millions of everyone

1161
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 7: is just see you do.

1162
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 2: A spinning how dig man? What video game was it?

1163
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 4: I said Streets of Rage? But that was a street fighter.

1164
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:55,880
Speaker 4: That was a street fighter?

1165
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 2: What Streets of Rage? That was on Sega and that

1166
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 2: kicked as.

1167
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 6: Bad Dudes was my favorite game and it sucked and

1168
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 6: it was just guys that go like, yeah, dude, bad dudes.

1169
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 4: The the art on the arcade was just bad Dudes.

1170
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 4: Was just two dudes back to back with black tank

1171
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 4: tops and they're like bad dude. Like that.

1172
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 6: I think that's that's the best. Yeah, we need to

1173
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 6: get back to that.

1174
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 2: We make that. I would love to remake the Dudes.

1175
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 6: You know what you have to in order to make

1176
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 6: a movie in Hollywood now, is it has to be

1177
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 6: economy game.

1178
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, it has to be an I p we should just.

1179
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 2: Do bad Dudes.

1180
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 8: That was a great idea.

1181
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 2: We just wear tank tops and we just go fight crimes.

1182
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 2: A great idea. Easy. Yeah.

1183
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 8: And the commissioner is Draymond Green.

1184
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 2: He's like, go fuck him up, dude. I don't give

1185
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 2: a fuck. Great, he's got to do whatever it takes.

1186
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 6: He's gonna have a job with us after the NBA

1187
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:53,399
Speaker 6: kicks him out.

1188
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 2: Of the league, indefinitely, do it. I'm like, dude.

1189
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 6: So Bradley Cooper explains why he doesn't allow chairs on set.

1190
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,280
Speaker 1: Okay, oh yeah, I read this. This is a Bradley

1191
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,719
Speaker 1: Cooper's a bitch. No no, no, give me a fucking chair.

1192
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 1: I got bad hits, I'm hurting. I need to sit down.

1193
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,319
Speaker 1: I also don't even have those, and I just want

1194
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 1: a chair.

1195
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 2: I just want to chair.

1196
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: If you were on Bradley Cooper's set, I'm sure you

1197
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: could be like, hey man, let me get a chair.

1198
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 2: Yeah we do, please know.

1199
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 6: So essentially he I read this earlier, and essentially what

1200
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 6: he's saying is like he hates chairs. He feels like

1201
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 6: your energy dips the minute you sit down in the chair.

1202
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 2: So and Apple chairs. Well, what I feel like this

1203
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 2: is it's a very like.

1204
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 6: Imagine you go to your job and your boss is like, hey,

1205
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 6: new thing. I know it's a twelve hour day. No chairs.

1206
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 6: You would go, fuck you, give me a fucking chair,

1207
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 6: you psychopath. Well wait a second, I feel like energy

1208
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 6: business are they like, but your energy will dip and

1209
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 6: I'll be like, kiss my fucking energy dipping.

1210
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 2: Ass.

1211
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 1: I feel like it's a I don't feel that this

1212
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: was a director answer. This was an actor pretending to

1213
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 1: be in director's answer.

1214
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 2: Sure that's what I felt, because sure I know. And

1215
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 2: then his quote is he was like in American he's

1216
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 2: a filmmaker, though he doesn't make good.

1217
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 6: In American Hustle was the first time I saw an

1218
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 6: actors stay in the voice of a character.

1219
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 2: It was Christian Bale.

1220
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 6: I heard Lewis he named the two most annoying actors,

1221
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 6: Christian Bale and Daniel day Lewis.

1222
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 2: We're fucking done here, We're done. You're a good guy,

1223
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 2: but we're done. Professor. Yeah, it's it's fucking stupid.

1224
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 1: He's like, I didn't know that you could go not

1225
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 1: full method is basically what he's saying, and you're like,

1226
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about?

1227
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 2: I thought you didn't have to be the character all

1228
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 2: the time.

1229
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 4: I thought he was gonna say some cool shit Like

1230
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 4: Daniel day Lewis never left the chair and they had

1231
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 4: to green.

1232
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 2: Screen it out.

1233
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 4: So if you like, if you rewatch Lincoln, he's just

1234
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 4: like this, yeah, right, It's just.

1235
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 6: Like Marlon Brando when he got old, when he had

1236
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 6: like an ear piece, Yeah, to have like notes of

1237
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 6: his script everywhere.

1238
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. And The Godfather there's.

1239
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 6: Just like someone holding like a sign with all of

1240
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 6: his dial and they're like.

1241
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 2: That's why he's a great actor, and he takes these weird.

1242
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 4: Pauses, but really it's just him like, well, that's what

1243
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 4: I'm just reading.

1244
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 1: That's what Brando would do. That's what because he would

1245
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: process everything as it would come in.

1246
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 6: Look at the thoughts, Kyle, that's exactly what I just said.

1247
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 2: That's what we're talking about. I'm just saying, that's what

1248
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 2: we're talking about pros. But you know what's crazy, Daniel

1249
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 2: dan Lewis.

1250
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 7: So remember when you saw the trailer for Lincoln because

1251
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 7: no one went and saw that fucking movie, and his

1252
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 7: voice crazy and you were like, I'm good.

1253
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm Abrahamling. I was like, you sound like

1254
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 2: the Gripeaker road. We're good.

1255
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 6: Has any of us were to take any choices like

1256
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 6: that while acting, We're like, if on the side of

1257
00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 6: the set of the Righteous Gimpsuns, if I was like.

1258
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 2: I think, I think Kilden, I think Kilden like this,

1259
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 2: well you got to go into the chemistone.

1260
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 6: I feel Danny would take me aside and be like, no,

1261
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 6: you're not, bro, We're bringing in Michael Sarah real quick. Yeah,

1262
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,920
Speaker 6: and then he does the same thing and they're like, kind.

1263
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 2: Of works, it works, and he does it.

1264
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 4: But with that said, tomorrow in Kansas City, no chairs

1265
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 4: for the pod.

1266
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 2: Oh ship.

1267
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:31,400
Speaker 8: Oh ship man.

1268
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 2: I was, yeah, I know we're in Curb your enthusiasm, Larry.

1269
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 4: Like you're an I said, tomorrow, I'm in Kansas City.

1270
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 2: I know I'm in Oklahoma.

1271
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 12: Dude.

1272
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, get it right, he does. For the record, so

1273
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 6: curb your enthusiasm. Evidently, Larry David has said today, I

1274
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 6: did not see this. They're gonna end after twelve seasons. Well,

1275
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 6: by the way, twelve seas. We did seven seasons of Workaholics.

1276
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 6: Curb your Enthusiasm has been on forever twenty five years.

1277
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy that show. They only did twelve seasons. It did.

1278
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 6: I would love that if they would allow us to

1279
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 6: just go back and do one season every like two years,

1280
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 6: that'd be great.

1281
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 2: He did. He took like a six year hiatus.

1282
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 6: I think, hey, by the way, hey, can we just

1283
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 6: say fuck Paramount Plus real quick?

1284
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 2: Because three w they honestly, by the way, not even

1285
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 2: that good. Fuck off. Also also sucks.

1286
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 6: Also, I saw that Community is coming back for a

1287
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 6: season them. Well that's not all Paramount Plus, but people

1288
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 6: are doing it, is what I'm saying. No, no, non

1289
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 6: fuck Community. Good for them, Fuck them for not allowing

1290
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:01,320
Speaker 6: us to come back. Yeah, when we were ready to go.

1291
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 6: The script was so damn funny. Yeah, well, I mean,

1292
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 6: I'm I'm still I'm still the best.

1293
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 2: It's the worst.

1294
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, Curb, your enthusiasm will be missed.

1295
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 1: I can say that I really love that show.

1296
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 2: I love that show.

1297
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know if I've watched the last two

1298
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,480
Speaker 6: or three seasons. I definitely I watched like the first

1299
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,919
Speaker 6: one or two, and then I'm like, it's so good,

1300
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 6: I can't wait to tune back in, and then I

1301
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 6: just forget.

1302
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 2: I can't stop play play play. I love that fucking

1303
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 2: but also like, yeah, it doesn't need to be that

1304
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,440
Speaker 2: many more. Fine, I love it. I like it.

1305
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 6: It's better than everything. But I just am like I can't.

1306
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 6: Does anyone else's brain not work anymore?

1307
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 2: About TV? Oh? Yeah, I know what you're saying. Just

1308
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 2: watch Wargaholics episodes over and over again. Seriously. Yeah, I

1309
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 2: watched no shows.

1310
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,760
Speaker 1: Except for a curb. That's the one that I'm like,

1311
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 1: boom when it comes out.

1312
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 5: I don't, I don't watch it, but it is funny.

1313
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 2: Cry about it. You got I'm not a big comedy fan.

1314
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 2: I get that. It's true.

1315
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:12,920
Speaker 6: I do not watch comedies. What do you know though,

1316
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 6: I watched The Wire. I'm literally watching.

1317
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:18,439
Speaker 4: You're thinking she's saying you're a liar, but she's saying

1318
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:20,439
Speaker 4: the wire, the wire, like you're a liar.

1319
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 6: The wire is pretty funny though, when when they're all

1320
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 6: searching for the body, when time when Dookie does kracking

1321
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 6: dies dang yeah him would have be like ship I did.

1322
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:39,160
Speaker 2: Fuck.

1323
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:43,400
Speaker 6: So Santa ask a little girl three years old when

1324
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 6: I lived it looks like it's fixed in the rain

1325
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 6: if she wants to sit on his lap, and she

1326
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,960
Speaker 6: goes looks like, I'm not gonna fix the sit on

1327
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:51,440
Speaker 6: your lap?

1328
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 1: What?

1329
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1330
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:56,240
Speaker 6: So this little girl, she she was like, hey, you

1331
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:58,440
Speaker 6: gotta sit on Santa's lap, and she goes, I don't

1332
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:01,760
Speaker 6: want to, okay, And then Santa's like that's perfect. It's

1333
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 6: your body, your choice, and it's going viral right now. No,

1334
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 6: actually you know what whatever.

1335
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1336
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 6: By the way, it depends on the Santa Claus because

1337
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 6: I remember being a kid and being like this guy's

1338
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 6: yuh you.

1339
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 2: Know, oh yeah on Santa Claus. Scary reason.

1340
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 4: Some Santa Clauses are really hot and I'm like hop it,

1341
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 4: like get me on there.

1342
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:24,080
Speaker 6: Yeah I know that about you. Yeah, yeah, he's steel

1343
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 6: that way.

1344
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 7: I look at it this way, I go look, a

1345
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 7: tradition is a tradition. You sit on his lap. If

1346
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,400
Speaker 7: there's any sort of insertion, that's just part of it. Yeah,

1347
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 7: Christmas is, Christmas came early.

1348
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 2: Christmas comes, and maybe Santa did too. Did Santa come?

1349
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 2: Did you ever? I mean I never like remember weird

1350
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 2: moments with it. I never.

1351
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 4: I don't feel like I ever had weird moments with Santa.

1352
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 4: But I remember the Easter Bunny being sketchy as fucked.

1353
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, were at the mall.

1354
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:59,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, like the Easter Bunny always was like you could

1355
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:02,880
Speaker 4: see his his whole face in one eye. Like if

1356
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:05,200
Speaker 4: you look at the pictures of me with the Easter Bunny,

1357
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 4: it's a whole dude in the eye like this right right,

1358
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:14,080
Speaker 4: like not smiling, just like, yeah, let me out of

1359
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:17,520
Speaker 4: this fucking bunny suit before I strangle this child.

1360
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:20,240
Speaker 2: It was, It's scary. I don't know. I don't have

1361
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 2: any bad sinner. I remember I sat on my dad's friend.

1362
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 2: This is not he was not, oh it.

1363
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:34,000
Speaker 6: Was not, but he had he had long white weird right,

1364
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:38,120
Speaker 6: it was like a white beard. And I remember he

1365
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 6: was like an older guy who worked on the railroad

1366
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 6: and it was all yellow and brown right here because

1367
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:46,600
Speaker 6: he would change smoke cigarettes right, And I remember asking

1368
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:49,080
Speaker 6: my dad like, what is that about, and he goes, oh, yeah,

1369
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:51,440
Speaker 6: the guy's are drunk and he just changed smoked cigarettes

1370
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:53,440
Speaker 6: all day long. You don't want to do that because

1371
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 6: it'll turn your facial hair all a weird colors. I'm

1372
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 6: like gross. And then I go to the Santa at

1373
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:02,240
Speaker 6: the Seers where my parents took me to sit on

1374
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 6: this fifty year old man's lap, and he had the yellow,

1375
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:11,320
Speaker 6: brownish orange ship and I remember being like, this Santa

1376
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:12,760
Speaker 6: is a drunk.

1377
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:16,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it made me go like kind of a cool.

1378
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 6: Sand cool Sam's gonna be loocy goosey with those gifts?

1379
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 2: Are we giving? Are we giving these guys a break? Like?

1380
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,720
Speaker 7: I can see how we can go like, yeah, you

1381
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 7: must be a creep if you take this job.

1382
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 6: Also, it's got to pay pretty well, right do you think?

1383
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:34,720
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, really bet it? I bet it pays. Okay, Well,

1384
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 6: yeah they're not. They're not living on the beach in

1385
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 6: Orange County.

1386
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:41,120
Speaker 7: But I'm saying, like local Santa, like a few weeks,

1387
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:43,000
Speaker 7: I'm sure it's something they look forward to.

1388
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,360
Speaker 2: Every year. They're like because they love kids.

1389
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,840
Speaker 13: But I don't know, I never thought of it as yeah, there,

1390
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:51,800
Speaker 13: that's the thing, like high paying, dude, that's the thing

1391
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 13: if you find the Santa at the mall who's like,

1392
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 13: who's like, actually, I don't need to be paid.

1393
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,000
Speaker 6: Right, that's crazy problematic, that's crazy.

1394
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 2: No. I bet I bet they make good.

1395
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:06,200
Speaker 4: The smiles of the children are enough as long as

1396
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:07,640
Speaker 4: you make them sit in my lap.

1397
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:08,320
Speaker 2: I bet you.

1398
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 6: Obviously there's obviously there's gonna be creeps, but like you

1399
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 6: hope it's a cool.

1400
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 2: Guy who just like loves kids and like it's probably

1401
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:16,520
Speaker 2: like thirty bucks an hour.

1402
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm saying I think that's probably right. Like's not

1403
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:23,960
Speaker 1: we got a screen? How long are you Sanda for it?

1404
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 1: You're Santa for what weeks?

1405
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:31,480
Speaker 2: You're Santa your whole life. You're never not Santa because

1406
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:32,640
Speaker 2: you can't grow it back then.

1407
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 4: And you guys will see when it's a bunch of

1408
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:37,400
Speaker 4: Santa Claus is running old ass Oklahoma, you guys are

1409
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:41,320
Speaker 4: gonna be sitting in his lap all the time calling everybody.

1410
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:43,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still gonna send that.

1411
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,240
Speaker 6: Hey, Isaac, remember how you showed your titties and now

1412
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 6: they don't give a fuck about you.

1413
01:07:47,640 --> 01:08:00,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, don't do that. See you guys got some

1414
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 2: hot hot cues and we got some sweet sweet.

1415
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:11,240
Speaker 6: A so Cameron Sanchez did Santa. I ripped my pants

1416
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:15,120
Speaker 6: immediately on arrival. Sorry, Bud. Also, how do you rip

1417
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,040
Speaker 6: your pants just going to a comedy?

1418
01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:19,160
Speaker 2: Are doing the splits or something? Yeah? He was like

1419
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,080
Speaker 2: watch this. Yeah, I'm funny too.

1420
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 6: I ripped my pants immediately on arrival. Got any good

1421
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:27,839
Speaker 6: ripped pants stories? Ripped pants?

1422
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:29,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. I have one eye.

1423
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 6: I was on stage and I think it was on

1424
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:34,200
Speaker 6: stage like Penn State or something is a big show

1425
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,760
Speaker 6: back in the day, and it was like, oh, you know,

1426
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:41,080
Speaker 6: it was like two thousand kids, and I did like

1427
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,800
Speaker 6: a high cake, which I used to do when I

1428
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:49,439
Speaker 6: was able bodied, and my pants exploded and then my dick,

1429
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:53,639
Speaker 6: the little pocket, medium sized pocket of my dick meat

1430
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:56,559
Speaker 6: just kind of was hanging out of the pants.

1431
01:08:56,200 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 1: That reminds me of the fucking Lenny Kravitz gif that

1432
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:05,439
Speaker 1: the ultimate ripped pants story, this.

1433
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 5: Little meat pouch just hanging there.

1434
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:11,040
Speaker 6: And then the whole show became about my meat pouch

1435
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:13,960
Speaker 6: because I'd get little gusts of wind and you'd see

1436
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:18,080
Speaker 6: move about and uh, it became the entire show.

1437
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,080
Speaker 7: I do like how people in front were like, did

1438
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,200
Speaker 7: you see what happened when that gust of wind came from?

1439
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:26,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god? I shifted ever so slightly with his

1440
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:31,519
Speaker 2: medium meat pouch shifted. You guys have any ripped pants stories?

1441
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:32,360
Speaker 2: I don't think I do.

1442
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,479
Speaker 4: My mind went to ship pants stories, but that's not

1443
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:36,240
Speaker 4: the question.

1444
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not got a good ship pants We'll hear

1445
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:41,200
Speaker 2: that one. It's not even really that good.

1446
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:44,040
Speaker 8: It's just it's just a plain old shark story.

1447
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:49,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's classic standard dishes shirt ditch the underwear.

1448
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:55,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love and I love Terioki. I remember

1449
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 2: that we worked at the movie theaters.

1450
01:09:56,960 --> 01:10:00,000
Speaker 4: He was like, how come pile knows my ship pants

1451
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:00,880
Speaker 4: story more than me?

1452
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

1453
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:04,240
Speaker 1: Because we worked at the movie theaters those we're best friends,

1454
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:10,559
Speaker 1: Dave dance free because I because you ended up you

1455
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:13,160
Speaker 1: ended up ditching them at the bottom of the waist basket.

1456
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:16,439
Speaker 2: And I love Teraoki. Yes, what is it?

1457
01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:19,600
Speaker 6: You just keep saying this phrase like anyone knows what

1458
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:20,719
Speaker 6: the fuck you're talking about.

1459
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:21,599
Speaker 2: It's just like.

1460
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,559
Speaker 5: I love TERARAOKEI twelve times and move on.

1461
01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 2: I can.

1462
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:26,599
Speaker 3: I can.

1463
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:28,880
Speaker 1: If I want it, I will explain. It was just

1464
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 1: like a meat place that sold Terioki right.

1465
01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 2: That was a terrible next place. We restaurant.

1466
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:41,000
Speaker 4: We both we both worked at the same movie theater

1467
01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:44,559
Speaker 4: and it was connected to a sushi and karaoke restaurant

1468
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:47,800
Speaker 4: called I Love Teraoki Okay. I went there on my

1469
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:50,840
Speaker 4: lunch break, and then I went back into like the

1470
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:51,519
Speaker 4: ticket booth.

1471
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:53,759
Speaker 2: You know that people are like how many or whatever?

1472
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 4: And I was like, I got a I'm gonna fart.

1473
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,720
Speaker 7: I like, how you guys are from a place where

1474
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:01,439
Speaker 7: you think you need to explain ticket booth?

1475
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:04,120
Speaker 2: But meat place, I don't know.

1476
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:06,640
Speaker 8: I don't know if people go to movies anymore, but I.

1477
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:10,679
Speaker 4: Thank you support support the industry.

1478
01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 2: But I thought I was gonna fart, and I ended

1479
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:14,559
Speaker 2: up charting.

1480
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:18,720
Speaker 4: And uh instead of like telling my boss and all

1481
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:20,479
Speaker 4: that shit, like I need to go home, I'm like,

1482
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:23,320
Speaker 4: can I take a bathroom break? I went into the bathroom,

1483
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:25,479
Speaker 4: I took my underwear off, I hit it behind the

1484
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:28,360
Speaker 4: toilet at the movie theater, and I went back to work.

1485
01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:36,559
Speaker 12: That's right, Oh, to be in America, so uh so no, no,

1486
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:39,800
Speaker 12: no pants ripping story, AB salute you.

1487
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,320
Speaker 6: I only really had the one story when I did

1488
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:45,479
Speaker 6: stand a bit ship and a potted plant. Yeah, and

1489
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:48,720
Speaker 6: that's the kind of the only ship story I never

1490
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:50,479
Speaker 6: really I'm not a big shipter in my pants. You

1491
01:11:50,479 --> 01:11:55,160
Speaker 6: guys really let you guys really let farts seep out,

1492
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:58,400
Speaker 6: like rip out fart all the time.

1493
01:11:58,680 --> 01:11:59,439
Speaker 2: I know, all the time.

1494
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:01,800
Speaker 6: So I know that's why you probably have more short

1495
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:04,560
Speaker 6: stories than anyone else, because you're always like forcing this

1496
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,040
Speaker 6: fart out of your ass.

1497
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:08,080
Speaker 2: I think at least once a week I have a

1498
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:17,759
Speaker 2: great catch, oh my god, catching release type situation. It's pleasure, fantastic.

1499
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:22,720
Speaker 1: Catch, and I wipe it away nor dogs as ass.

1500
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:28,920
Speaker 6: Has Chloe ever fucked you? Amazon style? Amazon style is epic.

1501
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,479
Speaker 6: That's my what I mean, that's my pregnant wife. You're

1502
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:35,000
Speaker 6: talking about Amazon style Amazon style.

1503
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:36,479
Speaker 2: I think Amazon styles like.

1504
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:39,360
Speaker 1: How Alice fuck dr is in the episode, Like basically

1505
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:42,519
Speaker 1: the dude lays like this, pushes the dick like that,

1506
01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:48,120
Speaker 1: and then the girl is here and fucking I know,

1507
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:50,360
Speaker 1: Amazon style. Amazon styles on the.

1508
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:52,040
Speaker 6: Charge, I didn't know that that was the name. But

1509
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:53,599
Speaker 6: that's not how people normally fuck.

1510
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:55,720
Speaker 2: I know, I know how it goes. Wait, why is

1511
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:56,519
Speaker 2: that Amazon?

1512
01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:57,639
Speaker 5: Why is that anything?

1513
01:12:58,360 --> 01:12:59,400
Speaker 2: I think it's because it's.

1514
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:01,559
Speaker 1: Delivering it to you, because it's like I think it's

1515
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:02,799
Speaker 1: a domination thing Amazon.

1516
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:08,160
Speaker 2: Hello. But also like where's that coming from? Like we

1517
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:11,720
Speaker 2: gotta we gotta update that one, I think. Yeah, call

1518
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:17,360
Speaker 2: it wonder call it wonder Woman style, wonder Woman. I'm

1519
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:19,880
Speaker 2: gonna gald call it the Murphy.

1520
01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:27,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, every Thursday if I'm lucky.

1521
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:30,280
Speaker 2: But he didn't know what it was from now on.

1522
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:31,680
Speaker 2: From here he was henceforth.

1523
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:34,400
Speaker 6: No, I just didn't know the name of it. And

1524
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,639
Speaker 6: I'm always been in my dick in weird directions.

1525
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:39,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was gonna say, shout out to all the

1526
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:42,320
Speaker 7: guys who can bend their dick whatever how many degrees

1527
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,400
Speaker 7: that is down that way and enjoy that.

1528
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:49,519
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's not even about enjoyment.

1529
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:52,800
Speaker 4: It's just about it has to be done.

1530
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:57,280
Speaker 2: It's like it's a duty. Your girl says, it's time.

1531
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:02,160
Speaker 6: So we two shows left. What type of luggage have

1532
01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:09,120
Speaker 6: you been touring with? Okay, I got amo, Yeah it's

1533
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:09,719
Speaker 6: pretty sick.

1534
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:11,840
Speaker 7: I got a new Patagonia backpack I talked about a

1535
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:15,679
Speaker 7: couple of weeks ago, and it's got a cool it's

1536
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:18,640
Speaker 7: gotta it's got a pocket specifically for your electronics, so

1537
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:20,000
Speaker 7: you can really get to it easily.

1538
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:21,920
Speaker 2: Just take it out. How nice is it?

1539
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:25,600
Speaker 5: Because we travel a lot, obviously, and how nice is it?

1540
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:27,720
Speaker 6: I've gotten a few times where people are like, that's

1541
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:29,040
Speaker 6: a nice bag, and you're just.

1542
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:34,200
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, thank you. I was doing the nomadic

1543
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:36,480
Speaker 2: grouping this small little.

1544
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:38,519
Speaker 12: Care.

1545
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:40,800
Speaker 2: How do you like the nomadic because I feel like

1546
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:44,640
Speaker 2: they like it, like goes Blake carries everything in like

1547
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:45,479
Speaker 2: an old shoe.

1548
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:49,360
Speaker 1: I dig, I dig the nomadic, but I just it

1549
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:50,080
Speaker 1: wasn't big enough.

1550
01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:53,160
Speaker 2: I had to transfer to that north face to get okay.

1551
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:55,760
Speaker 2: So trade it's an international.

1552
01:14:57,080 --> 01:15:07,640
Speaker 6: Trade about flowers because fuck paramount plus very clever, but

1553
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:08,360
Speaker 6: I'm wanting.

1554
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:10,840
Speaker 2: To do it again here and does a fuck paramount

1555
01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:19,880
Speaker 2: pluck fuck paramount, fuck paramount plu unless they want to

1556
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,200
Speaker 2: hire me to do anything.

1557
01:15:22,479 --> 01:15:24,519
Speaker 7: What was weird during that was every time the lights

1558
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:28,160
Speaker 7: starting on, slender Man was getting closer, and I was.

1559
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:32,080
Speaker 5: So Blake Bennett wants to know this is for Kyle.

1560
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:36,639
Speaker 6: What advice would you give a grip Oh wow, grips

1561
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:38,240
Speaker 6: who wants to direct?

1562
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:41,800
Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, that's a that's a road that isn't

1563
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:43,000
Speaker 1: often traveled.

1564
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:48,200
Speaker 6: Explain what a grip is a gap is like essentially,

1565
01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:49,920
Speaker 6: they're the construction worker.

1566
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:53,000
Speaker 2: Of this set. Yes, they shape light is what they do.

1567
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:55,640
Speaker 1: They use flags to shape light and they are the

1568
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:58,960
Speaker 1: friend of the shadows on the set. They don't touch electricity,

1569
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:01,559
Speaker 1: but they do all the car rigs. They do all

1570
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:05,400
Speaker 1: that stuff. It's fucking dope. I think the only thing

1571
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:09,880
Speaker 1: you can really do is uh is start directing. That's

1572
01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:12,240
Speaker 1: what happened to me. I was gripping because I loved it.

1573
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,960
Speaker 1: And then I just started directing with these guys.

1574
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,800
Speaker 6: And that was just just get a bunch of uh

1575
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:23,040
Speaker 6: you honey, movie star friends, super sexy hot.

1576
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:25,719
Speaker 1: But I loved I was directing and doing the car rigs.

1577
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:27,720
Speaker 1: I was directing and fucking with the c stands. I

1578
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:28,960
Speaker 1: was like, for a while, it was like the.

1579
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:35,400
Speaker 2: How do you make that? So? How do you make

1580
01:16:35,479 --> 01:16:39,760
Speaker 2: the leap over many many years? You just just give

1581
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:45,000
Speaker 2: them the first step, get camera and started camera.

1582
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:51,479
Speaker 6: Friends and make a movie good ideas and fucking shoots.

1583
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:55,599
Speaker 6: So Jeff ma get on TikTok. Yes, So Jeff Mac

1584
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:57,840
Speaker 6: wants to know who was your favorite actor to.

1585
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:58,759
Speaker 2: Work with Blake.

1586
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:04,200
Speaker 4: My favorite actor to work with Daniel Stern. Daniel Stern,

1587
01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:06,840
Speaker 4: Daniel day Stern, Daniel day Stern.

1588
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:08,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, he was just such a nice guy.

1589
01:17:08,439 --> 01:17:13,080
Speaker 2: He was he was just super into uh dude.

1590
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:15,479
Speaker 6: If you don't know Daniel Stern, he was in Game

1591
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:16,840
Speaker 6: Over Man, he was in Workaholics.

1592
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:23,040
Speaker 2: But also he is bushweped Vern. He's in Home Alone.

1593
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:27,720
Speaker 4: He's one of the sticky bands, Marvin Home Alone. He's

1594
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:30,599
Speaker 4: the pitching coach and rookie of the Year. He's I mean,

1595
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:31,479
Speaker 4: he's he's.

1596
01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:35,559
Speaker 2: Which he also directed. He's the voice on The Wonder Years.

1597
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:37,479
Speaker 2: If you're my age, that's what he is.

1598
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:43,840
Speaker 4: In City Slickers, He's a legend, and every time we

1599
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:47,120
Speaker 4: worked it with him, he was just very the nicest guy.

1600
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:48,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's just the best.

1601
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:53,240
Speaker 2: He's just the best cures man. You know who I

1602
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:55,400
Speaker 2: really just love that he was in my life. Was

1603
01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:59,360
Speaker 2: Andy Dick because okay, yeah, I watched that dude.

1604
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:02,479
Speaker 7: In movies and I think he's the funniest fucking person

1605
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:05,080
Speaker 7: in the world because nobody commits harder.

1606
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:10,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, dude, he commits so hard. He had to

1607
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:14,040
Speaker 2: be committed. But TI tied with Mindy of course, right, Yeah,

1608
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:17,479
Speaker 2: Mini's deep in a character. Yeah, super deep for me.

1609
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:19,800
Speaker 6: I would say I just worked with Pierce Brosnan, which

1610
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:21,920
Speaker 6: was super fucking cool dude.

1611
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:23,679
Speaker 2: Like James Bond.

1612
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:26,560
Speaker 6: And he was just the nicest, coolest guy and just

1613
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:30,439
Speaker 6: thought things are funny and really liked working on the movie.

1614
01:18:30,479 --> 01:18:33,639
Speaker 2: And he was just the best. Yeah man, And that's

1615
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:36,840
Speaker 2: a quote. I think things are funny. I like working

1616
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:39,720
Speaker 2: on the movie. Yeah, he was cool and also like

1617
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:41,760
Speaker 2: we went. I have a cool video of him like

1618
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:44,360
Speaker 2: singing me happy birthday. That's cool.

1619
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:46,919
Speaker 6: I went out to a big dinner for my birthday

1620
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:50,400
Speaker 6: and Nina Dober has this sick video of him of

1621
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:51,760
Speaker 6: Pierce Broston.

1622
01:18:51,479 --> 01:18:55,800
Speaker 2: Just singing me happy birthday, which I should. I'll post

1623
01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:56,519
Speaker 2: that shit tomorrow.

1624
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:59,559
Speaker 1: I think like, uh yeah, I think like I mean,

1625
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:01,400
Speaker 1: I've worked with so many great actors, but the guy

1626
01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:03,719
Speaker 1: who I really love working with is Matt Berry.

1627
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:10,439
Speaker 2: Okay, I love Matt Berry. Matt Berry. He always impresses me.

1628
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:12,479
Speaker 2: So you still folk with Matt Berry over me?

1629
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:15,800
Speaker 1: Huh, Well, I haven't worked with you in a long time,

1630
01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:18,839
Speaker 1: to be honest, paramount plus.

1631
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:24,360
Speaker 6: Some bullshit, but so this one is just for Blake

1632
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:26,600
Speaker 6: and Adam. Do you believe in aliens?

1633
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:28,800
Speaker 2: Why is that for you guys?

1634
01:19:29,479 --> 01:19:32,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no way that aliens don't exist in this

1635
01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:34,280
Speaker 4: infinite universe.

1636
01:19:34,439 --> 01:19:36,160
Speaker 2: There's just no way, right.

1637
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:39,760
Speaker 6: There is a way they just don't. But I think

1638
01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:43,720
Speaker 6: they do because so many things have to happen for

1639
01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:47,080
Speaker 6: us to even be here. So it's possible that they don't,

1640
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,479
Speaker 6: but also way cooler if they do, and then they

1641
01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:50,360
Speaker 6: just take us all.

1642
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:52,639
Speaker 2: Up and butt fuck us. That's cool.

1643
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:56,080
Speaker 6: That's a cool thing that they're like, we don't know

1644
01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:58,120
Speaker 6: how to figure these humans out.

1645
01:19:58,439 --> 01:19:59,160
Speaker 2: Do we? Butt?

1646
01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:03,720
Speaker 8: It seems like the way into their brain is through this.

1647
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:15,240
Speaker 2: Little, this perfect little starfish we found. Let's go. Uh

1648
01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:15,920
Speaker 2: do you guys?

1649
01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:17,760
Speaker 5: I know it's just for us, But do you guys

1650
01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:18,679
Speaker 5: believe in aliens?

1651
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:19,760
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1652
01:20:20,479 --> 01:20:23,479
Speaker 7: It's science in the way that you're saying, like sure,

1653
01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:26,360
Speaker 7: like there's infinite everything out there, something else exists.

1654
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:29,360
Speaker 2: Yes, Do I think they've been here? I think they're

1655
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:38,080
Speaker 2: in this room right now. Absolutely absolutely question that. That's

1656
01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:40,880
Speaker 2: my favorite one. Anybody who says no is afraid I think.

1657
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:45,240
Speaker 6: Okay, So, Chelsea Riseman goes, Adam, your parents are true

1658
01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:48,840
Speaker 6: American heroes. Thank you for birthing you can we please

1659
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:52,080
Speaker 6: give them the proper respect of giving them their celebrity

1660
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:54,559
Speaker 6: couple name Pennis.

1661
01:20:55,760 --> 01:21:07,759
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It's probably Penis Pennis, Dennis Pennis.

1662
01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:12,320
Speaker 2: It was right there, and you wear tennis. No, Pennis

1663
01:21:12,439 --> 01:21:15,920
Speaker 2: is funny. I think Pennis is funnier than Penis. I

1664
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:20,280
Speaker 2: like you would. The fish fight scene. What what episode

1665
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:23,479
Speaker 2: was that that we fought with fish? What one was that?

1666
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:28,639
Speaker 2: The fish fry? Oh? That was the fish fighting dude? People.

1667
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:32,560
Speaker 6: The fish fight scene made me nauseous. How did you

1668
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:36,280
Speaker 6: guys film the actual scene that was actually gross? Didn't

1669
01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:40,639
Speaker 6: one of you guys actually put bombed? I think because

1670
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:43,160
Speaker 6: we had Yeah, you actually vombed.

1671
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:45,280
Speaker 2: In the backing each other and you vombed.

1672
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:50,560
Speaker 1: No, isn't there a part of the show where you

1673
01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:54,320
Speaker 1: like actually vomit into Adam's face? And I think that

1674
01:21:54,439 --> 01:21:58,439
Speaker 1: that ended up being real, Like you were like and

1675
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:00,360
Speaker 1: it was like that was more than you put in

1676
01:22:00,439 --> 01:22:03,320
Speaker 1: your mouth, dude, like we put in the mouth or whatever.

1677
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:10,080
Speaker 2: That sounds familiar. That was it? Yeah, but uh, I

1678
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:11,360
Speaker 2: don't remember. This show.

1679
01:22:13,479 --> 01:22:15,400
Speaker 6: Was on seven years. Who's on Common Center? It's called

1680
01:22:15,439 --> 01:22:16,920
Speaker 6: Workaholic's Change of Ats.

1681
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:22,880
Speaker 7: E Yes, I'm young John Goodman now dude, I don't know.

1682
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,840
Speaker 6: So Jenny wants to know what percentage of guys of

1683
01:22:26,960 --> 01:22:30,400
Speaker 6: your guy's bodies would you donate to Adam if it

1684
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,440
Speaker 6: would cure all of his ailments?

1685
01:22:32,479 --> 01:22:35,439
Speaker 2: What percentage my body?

1686
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:38,439
Speaker 5: I know you can't donate one hundred percent of your body,

1687
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:39,559
Speaker 5: but like a certain amount.

1688
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:41,920
Speaker 2: Oh that is different, Like if I could give you

1689
01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:44,040
Speaker 2: like a tendon or something like that. Yeah, what what

1690
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:47,360
Speaker 2: would you give is a tendon? Ten percent?

1691
01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:50,920
Speaker 7: Is that tend I'll give you ten percent of my attendons.

1692
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,400
Speaker 7: I don't even know if it we if like you know,

1693
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:55,679
Speaker 7: friendship is just it is what you know, it's.

1694
01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:00,519
Speaker 2: That's not the question. You go, you go, girl. You

1695
01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:03,240
Speaker 2: know I'm falling apart. I'm I can't walk more than

1696
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:05,160
Speaker 2: a quarter mile. I might be in a wheel chair

1697
01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:08,160
Speaker 2: within a year. How much do you want I would

1698
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:13,160
Speaker 2: give you? You're missing your three percent? Is chill? Bro?

1699
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,840
Speaker 2: You can have three percent on my body. If you're

1700
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:18,240
Speaker 2: missing one of your little toes, I am you can

1701
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:20,559
Speaker 2: have one of my toes. Yeah that works, I'm your

1702
01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:24,960
Speaker 2: free building them. You can have my hair, yeah, exactly, you.

1703
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:27,320
Speaker 8: Get Yeah, I'll shave my head and give you a wig.

1704
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:31,800
Speaker 6: I'm not balding. I need I need other I need ligaments,

1705
01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:33,519
Speaker 6: I need to go, I need healthy hips.

1706
01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:35,759
Speaker 2: He needs muscle. Good he doesn't need muscles.

1707
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:38,840
Speaker 7: Sorry, bro, hair is the same as like a rhino's horn,

1708
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:40,840
Speaker 7: So if you just pack it in tight enough, it

1709
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:41,400
Speaker 7: could be above.

1710
01:23:41,479 --> 01:23:44,400
Speaker 2: That's true. I mean whatever you want, man, my body

1711
01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:47,720
Speaker 2: is your canvas. Oh my god, I don't know. I'm

1712
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:51,360
Speaker 2: glad you finally said it. Are they any take backs,

1713
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:53,000
Speaker 2: any apologies, any episode?

1714
01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,840
Speaker 1: I definitely want to take back the whole meat meat

1715
01:23:57,160 --> 01:24:00,360
Speaker 1: meat shop thing that was fucked up, my explanation of Terryckey.

1716
01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:06,639
Speaker 2: Okay, shocked, Yeah it sucked. Yeah, it was just a restaurant. Yeah,

1717
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:09,280
Speaker 2: the restaurant. That's the word I like to use.

1718
01:24:10,120 --> 01:24:13,000
Speaker 4: I said something earlier about stars they're just like us

1719
01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:16,759
Speaker 4: and like kids, and I'm taking that all.

1720
01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:17,760
Speaker 2: The way back. Now.

1721
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:20,080
Speaker 6: You were saying something about like fucking kids, and you

1722
01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:23,920
Speaker 6: how much you look at that's already out there, so

1723
01:24:24,080 --> 01:24:24,880
Speaker 6: you freak.

1724
01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:29,040
Speaker 2: Well, let's edit that out, Isaac. Yeah, Isaac, Isaac knows

1725
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:32,360
Speaker 2: how to edit things. I got it. I got a

1726
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:34,800
Speaker 2: big apology. I'm sorry. I'm not spending more time here

1727
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:37,080
Speaker 2: in Tulsa because, like I walked around a little bit today.

1728
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:44,400
Speaker 2: It's where I walked. There were no people, oh yeah,

1729
01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:46,920
Speaker 2: and the people that were out there, I think I

1730
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,599
Speaker 2: walked in the long direction, so I want to spend

1731
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:50,000
Speaker 2: some more time.

1732
01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:52,360
Speaker 6: But what's up with I walked around a little bit

1733
01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:55,519
Speaker 6: and I saw a bunch of people with oxygen tanks

1734
01:24:55,640 --> 01:24:58,160
Speaker 6: and uh pick a ball padal Yeah.

1735
01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:02,320
Speaker 4: Also all buildings like it kind of looks like Gotham

1736
01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:03,000
Speaker 4: City out here.

1737
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:04,760
Speaker 8: What's up with all the fucking buildings?

1738
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:09,720
Speaker 2: Kind of crazy? Old Blake has never seen buildings, No, dude.

1739
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:13,960
Speaker 2: It's like, I this is like it's art deco, dude.

1740
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:16,639
Speaker 2: I know it when I see it. Yeah, sick. Yeah.

1741
01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:18,200
Speaker 2: I thought.

1742
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:22,400
Speaker 6: Also, wasn't that Batman was Gothic? Wasn't that Black Wall Street?

1743
01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:29,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think it was here just for like what

1744
01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:32,120
Speaker 2: was what is that again? I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I watched one movie with Chadwick Boseman, and you know,

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Speaker 6: I was like, oh, yeah, I was kind of tied

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Speaker 6: here for a while.

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Speaker 2: Black folks. I think I like The Watchman did a

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Speaker 2: little bit of Yeah, I think that was it. I

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Speaker 2: think that was it giveaway what would end super epics

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Speaker 2: in the shape. I do love Paul sime. Let's get it,

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Speaker 2: let's get so far. I gotta have loud with these guys.

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Speaker 2: I guys don't even know. Well, thank you so much, souls,

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Speaker 2: so thank you for coming. Good lady. Yeah you got it,

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Speaker 2: you got it. Oh ship that one. There's one on

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Speaker 2: the ground, right there, there's one on the ground. Oh,

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Speaker 2: thank you so much, Tulsa. Yes, it been great. We

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Speaker 2: never needing Reford me.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for thank you for showing up.

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Speaker 2: Thanks is another episode of Bsport. Thank You Guys.