Speaker 1: Hey, hi, Scott.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's been It feels like it's been forever.
Speaker 1: It has, you know, last week we recorded, and what
Speaker 1: do you know, another week comes and we're here.
Speaker 2: Welcome to episode eight of Serial Killers with a C.
Speaker 2: I'm Scottie Bee and I'm Andrew, and today is going
Speaker 2: to be a wonderful day. It's actually going to be
Speaker 2: a magical day. Oh can you guess why?
Speaker 1: Culle? The theme song always have.
Speaker 3: To be Lucky Charms, but the surprise is beef hearts,
Speaker 3: yellow moons, cotton stars, green clovers, come blue diamonds.
Speaker 2: Although since that little jingle from the early eighties, they're
Speaker 2: no longer frosted lucky charms.
Speaker 1: I want frosted lucky.
Speaker 2: They are frosted, but they just don't say that anymore.
Speaker 2: Shut up, you can't say frosted. You can't say sugar
Speaker 2: you can't say any of that crap. No, never sugar Bear.
Speaker 2: He's not sugar Bear anymore. Honey bear, really, dude, Yes,
Speaker 2: be still my heart, I've never heard of sugar Bear.
Speaker 2: Actually could be in my my Avengers because sugar Bear
Speaker 2: could kick ass.
Speaker 1: I want to see does someone turn into sugar Bear?
Speaker 2: No, it's a dude from from Super Super Crisp, Golden Crisp,
Speaker 2: Honey cris What the hell? Yeah, Well we'll get to
Speaker 2: that down the road. Anyway, So today is Lucky Charms Day.
Speaker 2: And did you know that in nineteen sixty four, Wow,
Speaker 2: there was an executive at General Mills who mixed cheerios
Speaker 2: with Circus peanuts. What Yeah, and he's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: Lucky Charms was born. Shut up, Yeah, did you know
Speaker 2: that with circus peanuts? Yeah? You know those marshmallowy gross
Speaker 2: things that you get like Brocks makes them in the packages. Yep. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was the very early beginning.
Speaker 1: I was picturing literal nuts of materials. I'm like, how
Speaker 1: did they go from nuts to the marshallow?
Speaker 2: Do you not know what circus peanuts are? I think
Speaker 2: you know those orange things in the packages. They're kind
Speaker 2: of marshmallowy but also gross.
Speaker 1: Now I'm thinking they taste great and milks and no
Speaker 1: wonder why that guy came up with this idea.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, so listen, we have some surprises, because there's
Speaker 2: all kinds of Lucky Charms at this point, but we're
Speaker 2: going to start with the original.
Speaker 1: Lucky Charms is one of my absolute most favorite cereals
Speaker 1: of all time.
Speaker 2: Now with magical unicorn marshmallows. O great, Now could we
Speaker 2: do a brief I want to give you a brief
Speaker 2: history of marshmallows over the years. Love it. It started
Speaker 2: off with pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers. Okay,
Speaker 2: then they added blue diamonds. You legit did your research.
Speaker 2: I did, and I remember as a kid when purple
Speaker 2: horseshoes came out and I was like, what, Yeah, that
Speaker 2: was my childhood when purple horseshoes came out. And then
Speaker 2: I did. I compiled a list from online of everything.
Speaker 2: There's been red balloons, green trees, rainbows, blue moons, leprechaun hats,
Speaker 2: orange shooting stars, crystal balls, hourglasses, pots of gold unicorns,
Speaker 2: and tons of limited edition marshmallows that come and go
Speaker 2: like with you know, wintertime and seasons.
Speaker 1: Yep, I remember, I remember the hourglass coming in yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then they also have the one for Saint
Speaker 2: Patrick's Day, which is weird because Lucky Charms is always
Speaker 2: Saint Patrick, right, But that's in a green box. But
Speaker 2: so and then they had those remember when you could
Speaker 2: win the boxes of all marshmallows they have a contest.
Speaker 2: Everyone smile. There's actually one going on right now.
Speaker 1: Can we win?
Speaker 2: We can because we don't work for General Mills. So
Speaker 2: it's a Unicorn and Rainbow Marshmallow only box. You can
Speaker 2: enter through September seventeenth, twenty nineteen at Marshmallow only dot com.
Speaker 1: I need that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to enter. Please ten thousand to us?
Speaker 1: Does I give you all the free promotion in the world.
Speaker 2: Yes? Please? I think they only make like ten thousand boxes.
Speaker 1: Well we should be one of the ten thousand.
Speaker 2: Yes, So let's let's rock out some regular, good old
Speaker 2: fashioned Lucky Charms.
Speaker 1: Here's a question. Yes, does Lucky have or well, does
Speaker 1: the mascot have a name?
Speaker 2: Yes? His name is Lucky. Okay, so I just said. However,
Speaker 2: he also was referred to years ago as Sir Charms.
Speaker 2: Shut up, no joke.
Speaker 1: I will only refer to Lucky Charms as Sir Charms.
Speaker 2: We call him Sir Charms.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's the best name I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think many people like please.
Speaker 1: Hand me over, Sir Charms. Lucky Charms.
Speaker 2: He's just Lucky the Leprechaun. Now, all right, so today
Speaker 2: it's fair Life one percent milk.
Speaker 1: Oh Scott, what this is like a nest quick bottle
Speaker 1: full of fair Life.
Speaker 2: Listen, we went budget this time. I just didn't. I
Speaker 2: didn't have time to stop.
Speaker 1: I need some help. I know the podcast is not
Speaker 1: making money, but what.
Speaker 2: Maybe fair Life will sponsor us, please, because we would
Speaker 2: never rip on milk because milk is milk. Milk is milk,
Speaker 2: So we love milk either with that that A two,
Speaker 2: that new one that just came out that will lactose one.
Speaker 1: Are we trying to get a milk sponsorship? Now? Please?
Speaker 2: All right? I see lots of rainbows in this cup,
Speaker 2: so I'm all we got a magical unicorn.
Speaker 1: Did you let me tell you something? They are making
Speaker 1: the marshmallows look more like the shapes now, yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: It's you just get like a mountain. It would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's red. That must be the ballue.
Speaker 2: Like they did a great job with the rainbow. It's
Speaker 2: actually rainbow shaped.
Speaker 1: I swear on my life that they used to have one.
Speaker 1: The milk would dissolve the outside. It was like a
Speaker 1: different shape inside. I might I might be crazy. I
Speaker 1: think I remember.
Speaker 2: This was so less talk and more eaten.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's five bowl.
Speaker 2: I was just going to say that, I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 2: Lucky Charms I think is my favorite cereal. It really is.
Speaker 1: They said Rice Krispy Treats. I love Rice Krispy Treats.
Speaker 2: Five balls right off the bat. I don't care.
Speaker 1: We don't even need to. This is amazing, but we
Speaker 1: have more to try.
Speaker 2: By the way, I gotta give a shout out to Jessica.
Speaker 2: We met her at the Kree Bay Hilton in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2: She's all about this dumb podcast and wanted us to
Speaker 2: do Lucky Charms. So Jessica, here's your Lucky Chump.
Speaker 1: I love it. Here's something controversial. Uh huh. My dad,
Speaker 1: who is a listener, said, is oatmeal a cereal?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Not in the sense of he wants us to review oatmeal.
Speaker 2: That's a whole other podcast.
Speaker 1: I think we have to give my dad a break
Speaker 1: and we will review.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, if your dad dresses up as
Speaker 2: the Quaker guy, then yes, I happen to have a
Speaker 2: box of I want your dad to look like that
Speaker 2: with the hat and the wig and see what I
Speaker 2: can do.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I love oatmeal, me too, But but for for the
Speaker 2: sake of this podcast, oatmeal is not cereal.
Speaker 1: I think we need to put up a pole and
Speaker 1: see what our fans say, because yes we have fans.
Speaker 2: No oatmeal is breakfast food. It is not serious.
Speaker 1: I'm going to put a pole up on Serial Killers
Speaker 1: PC on Twitter and we'll see what people say.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, some people may call it hot cereal,
Speaker 2: but it's just it's not. I can also put lucky
Speaker 2: charms in the microwave and that's hot. Yeah, So let's
Speaker 2: go to the next but today's actually we actually have three.
Speaker 1: Today, Scott, I'm trying to give me a heart attack
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: But they're all lucky charm based. Okay, so the next
Speaker 2: one I'm gonna pull out. And because I've been getting
Speaker 2: a lot of requests for this fruity lucky charms. Okay, Now,
Speaker 2: I don't know right off the bat, just looking at
Speaker 2: them is no marshmallow shapes and colors may vary.
Speaker 1: I don't like that it's like this. Well I'm not
Speaker 1: a fan. Yeah, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna assume that this tastes like fruit
Speaker 2: loops with marshmallows. Right, Let's see oh you know what.
Speaker 2: Look at the color. It looks like Frankenberry.
Speaker 1: I don't eat Frankenberry.
Speaker 2: Well that's what it looks like. It looks a hike Chefletty.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hello, are you we read? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: What do you think of lucky charms?
Speaker 4: Over looking charms is so good? I guess so lucky mole.
Speaker 4: You know, I do all the women and the lucky charms.
Speaker 4: You know, there's so much fun.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for stopping by, all right, take care now.
Speaker 1: And that's something I don't know what the hell just
Speaker 1: happened anyway, So it looks like it looks like Frankenberry
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: Frankenberry is that red?
Speaker 1: I don't like this. I just don't like it.
Speaker 2: Oh well, this is your career now, so you have
Speaker 2: no choice. I gotta tell you. It looks weird.
Speaker 1: Oh god, the smell is disgusted right off the bat.
Speaker 2: It looks it looks very, very strange.
Speaker 1: Who thought this was a good idea?
Speaker 2: That you know that the general mill You son sitting
Speaker 2: in the boardroom, Yes, bring your son to work day,
Speaker 2: Hey Bill.
Speaker 1: Whenever there's a bad idea of a cereal, we just
Speaker 1: picture it's the boss's son or daughter who somehow got
Speaker 1: an internship that is somehow now promoted to some VP
Speaker 1: of presidency or something or other. And he's sitting there like,
Speaker 1: you know what, lucky charms needs fruit type and everyone's.
Speaker 2: Like, oh god, no, Chad.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, it's happening. My dad will fire you.
Speaker 2: You might have to hold your nose. I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is disgusting.
Speaker 2: You know what the consistence food. I don't like the consistency.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know what's going on. You're ready? What? Two? Three?
Speaker 2: Hold on? Not bad? It's loops with marshmallows. It's fruit
Speaker 2: loops that are not loops and marshmallows. It's very strong. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's really fruity. It's not real fruit, but it's really fruity.
Speaker 1: I'm giving this three bowls. It's not bad. The smell
Speaker 1: is a lot like if you can get through the
Speaker 1: smell when once you open the bag, and if you
Speaker 1: don't pass out from it.
Speaker 2: Very pungent.
Speaker 1: Yes, like, this is probably the smelliest cereal of all time.
Speaker 2: We've had smellier that freak of banana frostral. Yeah again,
Speaker 2: another Chad invention. Huh, Well, you know what for us?
Speaker 1: It flakes needs banana flavor. Listen, Chad, If you're listening
Speaker 1: right now, you deserve a raise.
Speaker 2: No, well, these are these are all right. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: buy them again, but they're they're they're okay. I give
Speaker 2: it three balls as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. It's fruit loops. But it's fruit loops
Speaker 1: with marshmallows.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, and they do make that, by the way,
Speaker 2: shut up, Yeah, they do have froot loops with marshmallows.
Speaker 1: Why when we did fruit loops last week did you
Speaker 1: not bring in them fruit loops with marshmallows.
Speaker 2: They weren't on sale.
Speaker 1: I hate you.
Speaker 2: Sorry. Hey, look, cereal companies need to send us cereals
Speaker 2: and I'll happily review them. I agree. I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: not buying cereal unless I can get it for fifty
Speaker 2: cents a box. And fruity Lucky Charms was fifty cents
Speaker 2: a box. I love it. Here we go, all right,
Speaker 2: and now I do have one more. This is a
Speaker 2: bonus this week. Now, I am aware that they do
Speaker 2: make chocolate lucky charms, that it is still a thing currently.
Speaker 1: I did not know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've I had it a while ago. It's not
Speaker 2: really that new, but I wasn't able to find it,
Speaker 2: so what I did get was Lucky Charms frosted flakes.
Speaker 1: I am so looking forwards, Beau.
Speaker 2: So these have been out for a little bit. It's
Speaker 2: relatively new. I don't think they've been out for more
Speaker 2: than a year.
Speaker 1: I feel, like I said in a past podcast, I
Speaker 1: want frosted flakes with marshmallows.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: We made fun of me for it.
Speaker 2: Well you're lucky. Here we go. But I do have to.
Speaker 1: I have to like what he's doing the Scott shakes.
Speaker 2: I have to do the shape because the marshmallows settle,
Speaker 2: you know, in shipment, So I can't now they're all
Speaker 2: on top.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, what is the back of the box? How
Speaker 1: would you describe the magically delicious taste?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Is it a quiz?
Speaker 2: I think it wants us to do a podcast? All
Speaker 2: right here? Oh, I need more cups? Where's that Kendrick
Speaker 2: when you need her? All right? Here we go?
Speaker 1: Oh lord, that was a great reference to a twenty
Speaker 1: thirteen movie. All the Kids Will Love Us?
Speaker 2: All right now, these these flakes are not quite like
Speaker 2: Kellogg's frosted flakes. That's for sure.
Speaker 1: How do they get Okay, how do they like? Well,
Speaker 1: I guess frosted flakes. They can't like trademark a flake.
Speaker 2: Well, the actual name frosted Flakes is not owned by
Speaker 2: any particular company, nor is Raisin Bran. Shut up, but right,
Speaker 2: Crispies is so other companies have to say puffed rice.
Speaker 2: You know it's real weird. Yeah, so there can be
Speaker 2: any brand can have frosted Flakes or raisin Bran or
Speaker 2: film me up with milk, Oh milk, our fair life.
Speaker 1: This is like a full board game. This is a lot.
Speaker 1: Like you're asking for a lot on the back of
Speaker 1: your lucky Charms frosted Flakes box.
Speaker 2: Well, you do need time. The diabetes is setting here.
Speaker 2: So you know what. Too many diabetes jokes. I do
Speaker 2: it every podcast, I think, And let's cut that out. Sorry.
Speaker 2: If you have diabetes and you can't enjoy the cereal,
Speaker 2: we'll let you know how it is.
Speaker 1: They can still eat the cereal.
Speaker 2: They just have to take shots, right, Okay, Garrett eats
Speaker 2: his crap all the time. He just shoots himself up
Speaker 2: with won't have You're ready?
Speaker 1: One? Two?
Speaker 2: Three? Well, I got a lot of marshmallows. When that
Speaker 2: bube that may have youwed the result. Hello, I the
Speaker 2: marshmallow to flake ratio.
Speaker 1: I wanted this, but now I don't.
Speaker 2: Look. My problem is I could eat marshmallows, these marshmallows
Speaker 2: all day, so I don't care what they're mixed with.
Speaker 2: I want to eat the marshmallow. That's what my daughter does, Cooper.
Speaker 2: She goes to the box of Lucky Charms and picks
Speaker 2: out every marshmallow and just leaves the freaking cereal for
Speaker 2: everyone else.
Speaker 1: The problem is is that the like the flake part right, Wow,
Speaker 1: that milk turned blue real fast. Oh god, the flake
Speaker 1: part is like cardboard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not so. I'm not so into it. I
Speaker 2: need what someone took them. They're right there, they're right there,
Speaker 2: sheffle I thank you. Okay. Anyway, I have to say
Speaker 2: this has gone right off the road.
Speaker 1: I would say that frosted Lucky Charms you get two bowls.
Speaker 1: This is not good. It's an overpowering marshmallow taste where
Speaker 1: I will just eat a marshmallow then. And the cardboard
Speaker 1: brand flakes do not add anything Like why am I
Speaker 1: having marshmallows that are soft with a crunchy flake.
Speaker 2: No, they're not brand flakes, but I get it. Sweetened
Speaker 2: corn flake cereal with marshmallows. I don't like it, love it,
Speaker 2: I like it. I do like it. I'm going to
Speaker 2: go two bowls and a spoon on this one. There
Speaker 2: is a slight burning in the back of my throat
Speaker 2: right now, not sure what it's from, but I'm gonna
Speaker 2: drink the milk you.
Speaker 1: Lucky Tom's frosted flakes with with.
Speaker 2: Throat burnings tensation with sepacol, not sepa call, but I
Speaker 2: get it. I'm going to oh, shut up, I'm going
Speaker 2: to eat all the marshmallows. So that same bowls and
Speaker 2: a spoon for me on that one, two bowls for me,
Speaker 2: three balls on the fruity and a full five balls
Speaker 2: on classic Lucky Charms.
Speaker 1: Just stick with the classic. Although Chad, you did well
Speaker 1: with fruity Lucky Charms, all.
Speaker 2: Right, so I think this was a fantastic episode. I
Speaker 2: think so too, Stall Lucky Charms. So we'll mix it
Speaker 2: up like that every once in a while, we'll do
Speaker 2: all of one cereal or whatever. I mean. Because there
Speaker 2: was a classic at a Nubie here. Lucky Charms is
Speaker 2: a classic. It is from nineteen sixty four and did
Speaker 2: you know, Yeah, the marshmallows began because back in the sixties,
Speaker 2: charm bracelets were huge. No way, Yeah, so General Mills
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, let's capitalize on the charm bracelets.
Speaker 2: We'll make marshmallows out of them and stick them in cereal.
Speaker 1: I just still can't believe somebody was like, Hey, that
Speaker 1: box of cheerios. Hey those circus peanuts, I'm going to
Speaker 1: mix them.
Speaker 2: Have ever seen Reese's peanut butter cuffs? You got your
Speaker 2: peanut butter and my chocolate. You got your chocolate and
Speaker 2: peanut butter, dude. And that's how they don't you remember those
Speaker 2: stupid commercials from the eighties. Oh my god, you are
Speaker 2: so young and I am so old. All right, we
Speaker 2: need to get the hell out of here because we're
Speaker 2: way over our normal time.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Yes, I'm just gonna say it. We have
Speaker 1: Fred Flintstone as our iron man. Oh, here we go
Speaker 1: of our serial adventures. Seriously lucky or sorry, sirch Arms America.
Speaker 2: I refuse and I think you do.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Votes on rainbows? Dude?
Speaker 1: That is a superpower if I've ever heard one. All Right,
Speaker 1: he's going to come into the battle and be like,
Speaker 1: count Chocolate, you're done rainbows. Of course, you know.
Speaker 2: They're teammates, they're from the same company. If they're in
Speaker 2: the same company, they're teammates.
Speaker 1: Well, we really need to get serious about this because
Speaker 1: I'm thinking Fred Flintstone iron Man.
Speaker 2: He's a Post guy. So this is the Post team.
Speaker 2: We need a Post team, a General Mills team, and
Speaker 2: a Kellogg's two. So we're going DC Justice League. We're yes.
Speaker 2: In the coming episodes, we will assemble our teams. Love it.
Speaker 2: So until next time, where we may be doing. Some
Speaker 2: guy wanted us to do honey buns. The host is
Speaker 2: Cereal Post Makes that I believe. I'm not sure if
Speaker 2: I'm into it, but you know, we could try it
Speaker 2: in the mill way for Cereal Post Makes that also,
Speaker 2: and this is a banana one. I don't like artificial
Speaker 2: banana stuff, but you know what, for the sake of
Speaker 2: the podcast, we may have to do it.
Speaker 1: I feel like we need to start doing like the
Speaker 1: fan favorite one. Okay, like we'll do one that we
Speaker 1: throw in and it'll be like a classic and a
Speaker 1: fan guess what.
Speaker 2: Next week we'll do a classic, a new one, and
Speaker 2: a fan favorite.
Speaker 1: That'll we're up in our countree. We're going to gain
Speaker 1: so much weight from this podcast already there.
Speaker 2: Oh lord. So until next time, serial lovers, this has
Speaker 2: been serial Killers with a C. Follow us on Twitter,
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Speaker 2: B and he's at Andrew pugg Thank you for listening,
Speaker 2: and until next time, crunch guy, that's so stupid, he
Speaker 2: where's our theme song?
Speaker 1: Oh,