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Speaker 1: two gascon that you will celebrate by cooking the Tomahawks steak? Yes,

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Speaker 1: very if the Clippers. When the Clippers win the championship,

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Speaker 1: when they come back against the Utah Jazz, here and

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Speaker 1: win the championship and then knock out the Suns in

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Speaker 1: the Western Finals and take down the Brooklyn Nets. I

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Speaker 1: will cook the tomak steak, and not only will I

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Speaker 1: cook it, I will video it and put it on

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Speaker 1: social media so you can see me cooking and eating

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Speaker 1: said steak. I have a invested I have a vested

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Speaker 1: interest now in your Clippers, because I actually made a

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Speaker 1: wager last weekend with a Fox Sports radio colleague that

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Speaker 1: the Clippers will beat the Utah Jazz and if they do,

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Speaker 1: I get a steak dinner. Who did you bet? I

436
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Speaker 1: bet George Rice stir Oh you did? I did? The

437
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Speaker 1: weekend guy. Yeah, So I said, hey, he bet Dan

438
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: Buyer couple of weeks ago about the Clippers and Mavericks,

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Speaker 1: and uh Dan wanted himself a steak dinner for him

440
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Speaker 1: and his wife, And so I said, hey, the application

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Speaker 1: of this bet has to be the same. So if

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Speaker 1: the Clippers win, I get steak dinner for myself. And

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Speaker 1: in a plus one said all right, and if you

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Speaker 1: if the Jazz win, you have to get him mistake dinner?

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Speaker 1: Is that? No, I gotta buy him an expensive bottle

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00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 1: of champagne or wine. So well, you're coming out ahead

447
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Speaker 1: on that. You're just gonna go down to like the

448
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Speaker 1: store and get some you know, two buck tchuck. No, no,

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Speaker 1: he mentioned the wine. I don't know, don't he mentioned

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Speaker 1: the alcohol. I don't know what kind of it is.

451
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Speaker 1: But I did the price check on it last week

452
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Speaker 1: and it's it carries a hefty price tag. How much

453
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: is it? It's like close to three bills three? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. So if the Clippers lose, I'll need some

455
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Speaker 1: scratch from you. Yeah, yeah, checks in the mail. Carlos

456
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 1: in Houston says, since you're putting all these doctors on

457
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: your podcast, what are the chances that you put Doc

458
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: Mike on your podcast? Also? Where can I get that

459
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 1: Ben Mallard tune with Jay Scoop and Just Josh. Well, Carlos,

460
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,880
Speaker 1: I know you're off social media right now, which is problematic,

461
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: but both Jay Scoop and Just Josh are on Twitter.

462
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 1: So if you get like a burner Twitter account, they'd

463
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: be more than happy to share that. You can get

464
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Speaker 1: copies of all those songs from Jay Scoop and Just Josh.

465
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 1: And also raz Quit the band from Minnesota. He's put

466
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:42,360
Speaker 1: all his material on YouTube, so you can find that

467
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 1: stuff is there there as well. And I have recommended

468
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: putting Doc Mike on the podcast, but I've I've gotten

469
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Speaker 1: pushback from someone I don't I will not say the

470
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Speaker 1: person's name, but he lives west of the four or

471
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Speaker 1: five who has taken an anti uh Doc Mike position.

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Speaker 1: I said, why don't we just put some of the

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Speaker 1: callers on. We'll learn about them. We did a very

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Speaker 1: popular series during COVID, which was the Power Hour, and

475
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: very well. We learned about Doc and Cowboy and different people.

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Speaker 1: And uh so you've been against that though you've been

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00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: against that. You feel like they're below you. You'd rather

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00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: talk to reporters from BuzzFeed and other people. Yeah, doctr

479
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: sad Uh. It's a tough time because when you have

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00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: people on that go on your radio, the problem is

481
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: that many people don't want to listen to people with

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00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: lisps or talking through that one hole in their mouth

483
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: with no teeth. Like I don't want to invest in

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00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: indentures for these people. I don't want to have to

485
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: guide them to the phone to you know, direct them

486
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Speaker 1: how to dial up the internet and things of that nature.

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Speaker 1: It's really yeah, I don't like associated with those kind

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00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: of people. If you get what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,

489
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: what what you're saying is, you're basically announced, I'm an asshole,

490
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Speaker 1: and I want just in case you thought I was

491
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: in an asshole, let me criticize and did detigrate, you know,

492
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: just myligne. Uh you know people and uh, you know,

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00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: just let's just say how weak they are. And there

494
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: below me there the holy piloy they you know, the

495
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: flotsam and jetsam of society. And you know, I'm a

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Speaker 1: I'm an aristocrat, I'm a robber baron, so I am

497
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: better and so these people should be killed. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: I'm not killed. That's a little dramatic. But you know

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00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: about what Paul we we can put on. I'm a pilot.

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Speaker 1: I'll I'll allow him to come onto the show. How

501
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: about that I'm a pilot first, Tammy, second, Queen Rock

502
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: Sand third um and that I think I'll do it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's What about What about your guys Terry in England,

504
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: who's also a toe sucker for you? Terry sleeping during

505
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Speaker 1: the times that we record the show so I can't

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Speaker 1: disturb him, was peacefully sleeping in that way, Oh you

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Speaker 1: know his sleep schedule Wow, he really are you are

508
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 1: tight with him? I don't know the listeners sleep schedule.

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Speaker 1: That's wild. You just admitted you know a grown man

510
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: sleep schedule. That's embarrassing. Though I know your sleep schedule,

511
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: so that saleh hell of a live. Well, yeah, we

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Speaker 1: worked together, but you know we don't work with Terry

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Speaker 1: and England. My god, it's embarrassing. It's wrong with keeping

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Speaker 1: the form relations man United States in the UK A

515
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: strong as ever. Yeah, I am all about giving back.

516
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: I'm a man of the people, all right. I'm not

517
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: below that and I'm blue collar all the way. So

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Speaker 1: I would you have the blue collar radio guy. I

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Speaker 1: would love to put more listeners. Doc Mike would be great,

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00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: a moving man. Matt who hates your guts, he would

521
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: be wonderful. Christ and Houston. He can tell us how

522
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: much he hates when we put these these political type

523
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: guests on and all that, and can complain and whine

524
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: and belly ate about all that and tell us how

525
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,239
Speaker 1: wonderful Houston sports is unless it's not all right? Uh.

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Speaker 1: Next one from Kyrie in Oh Casey says big Ben

527
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: the goat, What is the origin story behind you hating

528
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Speaker 1: ranch dressing? Which is the greatest condiment, he says, of

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Speaker 1: all time. Why do you hate it so much? And

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00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 1: not to leave you out gag on? Is there any

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Speaker 1: condiment or sauce that you despise as much as Ben

532
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: hates ranch? He says, Thanks for all the love every

533
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: week my by reading my questions, I run around the

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Speaker 1: house telling my wife, kids, and mother in law and

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Speaker 1: playing the question for them every singing, well, God bless you, Kyrie,

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00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: and really God bless your wife, your kids, and your

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00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 1: mother in law for having to put up with you

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00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: so so a good job by them. But the short answer,

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00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: I'll go first to your guest guard. It goes back

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00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: to my childhood and my first and only experience with

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Speaker 1: ranch dressing, where I realized immediately through the palette of

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00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: a child that this was the devil's blood. And anybody

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00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: with a discerning palette will tell you that ranch dress

544
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: seen is not only disgusting, it's putrid. Right. It tastes

545
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: exactly like it should because it is halfway rotten milk.

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Speaker 1: That is what ranching. You're consuming halfway rotted milk. You're not.

547
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 1: You're not consuming some fresh thing. It's it's half rotted.

548
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: Why would you want to take that particular item. And

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00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: you know, if you take it out of the fridge,

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00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: by the way, and and you smell it, and the

551
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: fridge it smells. And my wife has ranch dressing, it

552
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: smells up everything. It's it's terrible. And yet over the

553
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: last almost thirty years, ranch dressing has been the most

554
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: popular stud dressing. Now, I was told by some of

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00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: the restaurant business the reason that started being the number

556
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: one condiment, like in the Midwest and whatnot, is because

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00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: it was so cheap. They mass consume it. They you know,

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00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: make a lot of money. And then the other thing

559
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: is like blue cheese dressing, which sucks also, right, which

560
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: is a little more flavorful than rance dressing. But the

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00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: point is that people, a lot of people in America

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00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: have really bad taste buds. So that's the point. What

563
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: about you, guescan, what do you anything that you despise?

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00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: I think blue cheese I despise. Uh. But on the

565
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Speaker 1: other side of the spectrum, I don't know why. I

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Speaker 1: love taryaki sauce on just about anything. There's a there's

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00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: a spot in in Torrents or Guardina and um it's

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Speaker 1: kind of like ln L l N l Hawaiian Um.

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Speaker 1: It's called the Loft and Ben. They would serve these

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Speaker 1: giant plates of grilled chicken taryaki with white rice max salad,

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Speaker 1: and then these fat French fries and man, I would

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Speaker 1: dip my French fries into the taryaki sauce. It was

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Speaker 1: that good. And I haven't I will put taryaki sauce

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Speaker 1: on a lot of things. They put on the max

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Speaker 1: out and put it on the rise Mac or teraky sauce.

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00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: It's got a lot of steam to it. Yeah. No,

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00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: I'm a big chariake sauce supporter. I'm an advocate of

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00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 1: the Teriocy sauce. I don't eat it enough, but it's

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Speaker 1: wonderful because it's mostly sugar. That's all you do. Now.

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00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: I just want to point out that as we are

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Speaker 1: recording this podcast in the new studio that we're using

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Speaker 1: for the next couple of weeks. There on the podcast, uh,

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Speaker 1: the wife overheard my anti ranch dressing rant and she

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Speaker 1: is she's decided. My wife has pushed back here with

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Speaker 1: ranch propaganda and she's giving the talking points of the

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Speaker 1: cult of ranch dressing, and she says, she just sent

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Speaker 1: me a message. She says that ranch can be made

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00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: without buttermilk, which, uh, it's not really ranch dressing at

589
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: that point. And then she's also said buttermilk is what

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00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: is left over after butter is turned, and she screamed.

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00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:09,760
Speaker 1: She wrote in all caps, here you eat butter? Should

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Speaker 1: I contact the divorce attorney? Guest, do you think this

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00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: is worthy of divorce cords? What do you think? No?

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00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: But I think she's gonna cut you off for sex

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00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: for a week. She's also threatening me, Guest. She says

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Speaker 1: that I am not getting out of this. She said.

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Speaker 1: She likes to say she's a stage five clinger. That

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00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: is the come hell or high water baby. Yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly,

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00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 1: all right, we have more questions. Steam in winthrow Massachusetts

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00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: rights and he says, which happens first, Cam Newton frowze

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00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: a touchdown or Tiger Woods gets another rent a car.

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00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Cam on that. I think that's a

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00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 1: rhetorical question. Let's see David from Simpsonville, South Carolina as

604
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: a question for Gascon. He says, would you consider being

605
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 1: the bachelor or beyond the bachelorette? For both of you?

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Speaker 1: What sized T shirt do you wear? As well? Man,

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Speaker 1: I could never do on a those show. The only

608
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: show I would ever consider doing, and I don't know

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00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,280
Speaker 1: if you remember this, but it was like late nineties

610
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 1: or early two early two thousand's was was Temptation Island.

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00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: It was on Fox too for a while. Did you

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Speaker 1: did you ever watch that? I saw a few episodes.

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00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: I vaguely remember the show, but yes, I've heard it.

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00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 1: I think I've used that reference in monologue, so when

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00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:40,399
Speaker 1: I talk about free free agents, I'll say Temptation Island. Yes,

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00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 1: that show was so good. So for people that don't

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00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: know remember that show, I believe it was at least

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Speaker 1: I think it was ten couples. It was ten couples,

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Speaker 1: and then they would have ten single men and ten

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Speaker 1: single women, and you'd be off in paradise for an

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Speaker 1: extended period of time, and the couples would split and

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00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: they'd go off with the opposite sex. So women would

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00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: be with all the men, and the men would be

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00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: the Obviously, the men that were relationships would go with

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00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: all the single women and they would just be parting

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00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: it up. And obviously the idea was to see who

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00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 1: would break in the relationship and who would play on.

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Speaker 1: That's the only show I think dating wise, I would

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00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: ever go on that was an awesome That's that's appropriate

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00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: that you would pick that show. All right, who else

631
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,479
Speaker 1: do we have? I buy my my T shirt size.

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00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: I could wear an XL, but I'm more comfortable in

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Speaker 1: a two x L. I like it a little baggy.

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Speaker 1: I don't like the thin fit and the skinny fit,

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Speaker 1: and then I need the key thing. This is a

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Speaker 1: problem with T shirts. I've seen some really cool T

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Speaker 1: shirts online that I'd like to get, but I need

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Speaker 1: tall size. I need a tall size because I cannot

639
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Speaker 1: wear a regular size because it just does not fit properly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're we're extra large, just a regular you don't need

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Speaker 1: a tall size. Someone asked me that the other day

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Speaker 1: about you, and I said, I think he wears a

643
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Speaker 1: triple X because I didn't know the demand mentions. I

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Speaker 1: did wear a triple X, but I don't wear a

645
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Speaker 1: triple its two X. I can get by with a

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Speaker 1: one X as long as it's not like a skinny

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Speaker 1: one X. Yeah, I didn't know how they made those

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Speaker 1: because you're what six five? Yeah, I'm in that in

649
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Speaker 1: that area. And yes, so I didn't know how they

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Speaker 1: made their shirts that way. In terms of just the

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Speaker 1: length on them. So like there's some websites that come

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Speaker 1: out across they have like really cool shirts and that

653
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Speaker 1: I'd like buy a bunch of them, but they don't

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Speaker 1: have tall sizes, so I'm like, can't buy it. It's

655
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Speaker 1: like I'm not gonna be able to wear it. So

656
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Speaker 1: what's the point? Fred from Spring Texas writes and deep

657
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Speaker 1: in the Heart of Texas, He says, do you were

658
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Speaker 1: David have any food phobias? Uh? Yeah, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if it's a phobia, but I have taken a strong

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Speaker 1: anti seafood position. Um, I just I want no part

661
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Speaker 1: of it. I don't eat um, you know, pig pork.

662
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Speaker 1: But that's my parents fault because I didn't do it

663
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Speaker 1: as a kid, and I've just gotten to this point now.

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Speaker 1: It's like I don't drink coffee because I've never had coffee,

665
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Speaker 1: so it's one of the things I can can brag about,

666
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Speaker 1: so I don't. I don't eat a lot of seafood,

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Speaker 1: and I particularly do not eat eel. I tried eel

668
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Speaker 1: once and it was awful. It's really the texture, right,

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Speaker 1: the texture that's the problem. I would think, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: haven't gotten a squid or a lot. Yeah, I haven't

671
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Speaker 1: gone a that stuff, but mostly like you know, ahi,

672
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Speaker 1: some tuna, some scallops a little bit. Yeah. But by

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Speaker 1: the way, we have a studio audience here. By the way,

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Speaker 1: guesst On, my studio audience informs me that may or

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Speaker 1: may not be the wife that my food phobias include, um,

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Speaker 1: eating meat on the bone, which is accurate. I do

677
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: not like wine cheesecake, and I also I do have

678
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Speaker 1: a phobia with tofu. I do not like tofu, not

679
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Speaker 1: like the texture of So this makes this makes sense then,

680
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Speaker 1: since the tomahawk is burning in your freezer and your

681
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Speaker 1: wife has negated that that and for some time too.

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Speaker 1: So but wait, but wait, there's more, guests gut, I

683
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Speaker 1: also did not do not like under cook Hamburger. So

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Speaker 1: apparently I have a lot of food phobias that I

685
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Speaker 1: did not realize. But a voice in my head, the

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Speaker 1: peanut gallery the upper balcony is filling me in on

687
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Speaker 1: all the phobias that I did not realize. I have

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Speaker 1: you know what, I don't eat it. I don't think

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Speaker 1: you do either. Spam. I do not eat spam. Don't

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Speaker 1: eat spam. Also don't like soft tacos to me that

691
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Speaker 1: I should just see the burrito. Anti salad. Also, I'm

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Speaker 1: anti salad. I do not believe in eating salad. I

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Speaker 1: think that we should not kill plants for human consumption.

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Speaker 1: I think it's wrong to kill vegetables, and I support

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Speaker 1: the life of vegetables. I think they should grow, you know,

696
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Speaker 1: lettuce should be able to grow and live a nice laugh.

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Speaker 1: And I think it's it's really evil of human beings

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Speaker 1: to have vegetable farms. It's it's as bad as the

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Speaker 1: chicken farms. So you should just not eat any of

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Speaker 1: that stuff. It's it's just bad. And the morality of

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Speaker 1: these vegetarians to think that, to somehow that the vegetable

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Speaker 1: doesn't have feelings. Fuck them. How do they know. They

703
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Speaker 1: don't know. They've never been lettuce, they've never been tomato.

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Speaker 1: They don't know. The other thing I have a phobia

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Speaker 1: with is that will I hate and I will not

706
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Speaker 1: never eat it again. I will never eat cold chicken tenders.

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Speaker 1: I will never eat cold raising canes. I will never

708
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Speaker 1: do again. I will never beat cold raising canes. There's

709
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Speaker 1: a way to avoid that, there's a way to wat it.

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Speaker 1: It's it's if you go to a party, and the

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Speaker 1: party starts at seven o'clock, And if you show up

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Speaker 1: at ten o'clock, you're probably gonna get cold chicken. If

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Speaker 1: you show up at seven thirty, the food will be

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Speaker 1: so'll be hot. If you show up at eight o'clock,

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Speaker 1: the food will will be fresh. If you show up

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Speaker 1: at ten o'clock, probably not gonna be fresh. I'm just

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Speaker 1: throwing it out. There is a you know, common courtesy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had other social obligations to attend to. Yeah, alright, Uh,

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Speaker 1: let's see here this one from Ravvy in Dublin, California.

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Speaker 1: He says Ben in Gascon, I have been listening to

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Speaker 1: the Ben Mallard in the fifth Hour for a couple

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Speaker 1: of years now. Both are very entertaining shows. Uh. And

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Speaker 1: he says, I know David gifted find meat for you

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Speaker 1: in your birthday there which Ben has not yet cooked.

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Speaker 1: Considering how popular Ben is, I was wondering, I sent

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Speaker 1: a couple of handmade character boards, wooden knife, and a

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00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: page long handwritten letter over a month back. It's an

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Speaker 1: an unattractive Amazon reused box, so nothing perishable, but any

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Speaker 1: possibility have been opening those gifts in one Uh? He

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Speaker 1: says again love the show. Uh yeah, Rabbi, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Everything's messed up right now with the mail. Uh And

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Speaker 1: I have picked up the mail a few times. I'm

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Speaker 1: actually not in the main studio because of you know,

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Speaker 1: what's been going on the last year. I will be

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Speaker 1: going into the studio actually to night, so I hopefully

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Speaker 1: will be able to pick up some of the mill

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Speaker 1: I knew. I do appreciate it, and uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty bad about that. I try to give shout

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Speaker 1: outs when I can to people. Uh. And I should

740
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 1: we should just do one podcast where I just thank everyone.

741
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Speaker 1: Guess to thank people. It've been very generous. I mean

742
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Speaker 1: we we don't get paid a lot of money. You

743
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,760
Speaker 1: get paid peanuts guest count. I get paid chicken feed.

744
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: But you know it's for the podcast. It's it's more.

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Speaker 1: I call it a labor of love GUSTCN because if

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Speaker 1: it was, if it was anything else, we wouldn't do it. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And so that's the deal on that. But I do

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Speaker 1: thank you, Rabbi, and I look forward to I've not

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Speaker 1: gotten your gift yet and it sounds sounds wonderful. I'm

750
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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to that. I I can't wait to

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00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: see what's in that letter? So I do thank you.

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00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: Rab Richard in Iowaw, Tennessee. I think that's how you

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00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 1: say it. E T O w A H. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever heard of that? No? I have not. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know it's a real place. But he said, he

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Speaker 1: that's where he lives. He said, is when will that

757
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 1: west of the four or five douche gag on bitching?

758
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 1: Stop bitching about the Tomahawks steak? It's getting old? Yes,

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Speaker 1: John who sent that? That's Richard Richard. You're a dick.

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Speaker 1: I think he is a dick. That's why all right,

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00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:25,760
Speaker 1: Wizard Wizard from Indiana. Wizard from Indiana says, I've enjoyed

762
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: the show for years. Who's going to coach the Pacers?

763
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: So that's a sporting question. Uh, I don't know. Terry Stotts,

764
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: Mike D'Antoni, some retread coach. That's usually how these things work.

765
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:42,760
Speaker 1: There the Pacers hired a newbie coach and that lasted

766
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: one year. You should never get rid of a coach

767
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: after one year. You've done something terribly wrong. If you've

768
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Speaker 1: gotten rid of a coach after one year. Marine last

769
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Speaker 1: one another sporty question. Marine in Boston says, do you

770
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: think took harassed should retire from the Bruins? Man, we

771
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 1: got shelled by the Islanders. They yeah, well, Marie, Marie,

772
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: keep in mind, you know, I'm not the hockey guy,

773
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: but I would have gotten rid of two Carass when

774
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 1: he walked out of the NHO bubble last year. Like

775
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Speaker 1: if I was in charge of the Bruins, I would

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Speaker 1: have disowned two Caress because he agreed to go and

777
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Speaker 1: then he bailed out. So I would have been like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, thank you, don't let the door hit

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00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,240
Speaker 1: you in the ass. Is what I hadn't done. They've

780
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Speaker 1: had to the most volatile goaltenders in league history, Two

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Speaker 1: Carass and Tim Thomas. Like those two guys polar opposites,

782
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: but man, they they are extremely volatile. But yeah they

783
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Speaker 1: should be Tim Tim Thomas man, he was one of

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Speaker 1: the originators, right since Thomas back in the in the

785
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: day with the White House stuff and then that old

786
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: deal was it's a big deal. Yeah, yes, well, thank you.

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Speaker 1: That will put the bow on another another weekend. And

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Speaker 1: I do look forward to sending getting the complaints because

789
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: they'll all be about David Gascon. So if you'd like

790
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 1: to send in a question for next week's mail back.

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00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: Now a programming note due to my schedule. UM, I've

792
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 1: got a little bit of a trip coming up, so

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00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: I will not be in on the radio show the

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00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 1: day that we normally record the podcast, so we're gonna

795
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: have to record the podcast earlier in the week. So

796
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Speaker 1: if you're planning on sending a question, I'll probably put

797
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,760
Speaker 1: something up on Facebook, the Facebook page Ben Maller Show

798
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: on Tuesday, and you can send a question right now

799
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Speaker 1: for the Real Fifth Hour, Real Fifth Hour at gmail

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Speaker 1: dot com. R E A L and then F I

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Speaker 1: F T H ho you are Real fifth Hour at

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Speaker 1: gmail dot com. And we'll do a mail back next

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Speaker 1: week and we'll have the same amazing content for the weekend. Uh.

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Speaker 1: So that's uh. That's next week, and I will be

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Speaker 1: making a rare and appropriate in studio appear It's tonight.

806
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: I will be in studio hanging out with Cooper, Loop,

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00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: Roberto and Eddie for the first time since my line

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Speaker 1: went down and I had to scramble in there with

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Speaker 1: my no shoes and a rain storm. So it'll be

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00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: interesting because I will be I will be leaving as

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Speaker 1: you come in a few hours later. UM, and you

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00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: gonna have a gift. Are you gonna even gift for me?

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00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: Are you gonna know? But I'm I'm kind of inspired

814
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 1: though by a couple of emails that you've gotten. I

815
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,359
Speaker 1: might need to go check the mail room right now

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Speaker 1: to go see you. No, no, no, that's a federal crime.

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00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: That's a that's a federal crime. You know. I can

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00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: just easily say I'm a part of this production and

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00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: podcasting team. So if it's sent to Ben, it's sent

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Speaker 1: to me. Um, you know, all right, knocking knocking off, cowboy,

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Speaker 1: knock it off. All right, listen, have a great, great sonde.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening all weekend. As I always tell

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Speaker 1: a friend review of the podcast, five stars, give us

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Speaker 1: five stars. That helps us out a lot and uh mahalo, aloha, shalom, goodbye.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk to you tonight eleven pm in the West,

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Speaker 1: two am Monday morning in the East, The Ben Mallor

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Speaker 1: Show us back with a complete Clipper breakdown, uh and

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Speaker 1: a whole lot more. We'll get to that then. Be

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Speaker 1: sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox

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