WEBVTT - The MIB-List (with Malik B) 0:00:02.040 --> 0:00:04.720 This is such a weird, very true thing. I have 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:07.840 a friend who is often sending me because of a 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:10.400 bit that we did together. He often is sending me 0:00:11.160 --> 0:00:16.520 Yahoo News updates from family feud, Like apparently Yahoo News 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:20.640 still covers family feud as like part of their beat 0:00:20.760 --> 0:00:23.280 and almost all of the updates of them being like, 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:28.360 you won't believe how Steve Harvey reacted to this comment. 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:32.080 And then it's just like he rolled his eyes bigger 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:35.400 than he ever rolled his eyes before at this family, 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:39.640 saying sit there. It's crazy that they're still an audience 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:39.920 for it. 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:43.240 But man, we just want the races fifteen seasons right, 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:47.800 oh yeah, rid of the families now and went to 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:50.440 be et now ya celebrities doing so you know. 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:53.320 Yeah, it's yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:56.160 He's like, I'm not going to keep meeting regular motherfuckers. 0:00:56.320 --> 0:01:21.039 No, let my boy dlals a racists, the money. 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:25.600 Stuff I can't tell me. 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:32.319 Do you want a ride in the backseat of my caddy? 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:34.120 Chop it up with do it die? 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:34.960 There it is. 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:40.240 Ladies and gentlemen gentiles alike, Welcome to another phenomenal episode 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:41.440 of My Mama Told Me. 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:44.800 The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:46.640 black conspiracy theories. 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:50.120 And we finally work to prove that Chester Cheetah is 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:53.720 not in fact a black man, but he is one 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:57.120 of those cool Bobby Caldwell type whites, you know what 0:01:57.160 --> 0:02:00.680 I mean, just a just a cool guy, just a 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:04.240 white man, smoking white owls and eating out ladies named Loretta. 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:08.240 There it is Chester Cheetah, a dude we can root 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:09.320 for in all of this. 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:13.320 You know, a man. I did think that Chester Cheata. 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.000 You didn't think he was black. 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:17.880 I think he. I think a lot of us think 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:20.560 he's black, the same way we thought Bobby Calwell was black. 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.320 I would be lying if I said I knew that 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:26.400 Bobby was white. I didn't know. 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:28.440 Well, you're just finding out the man's dead. 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:29.920 It's a bad day. 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:37.600 Bobby Cowell white for Yeah, it looks like our guest 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:43.840 is also to discover white fellas. Not only is he white, 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:49.760 he is white, gorgeous white like that is a white guy. 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:52.680 What would you do were talking about that, bro? 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:57.799 Yeah, Bobby Calwell, that's him, Bro. It looks like that. 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:01.320 Till the day he died. He didn't get a Paul 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:05.160 wall fade or nothing. He looked like that. 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:07.400 Yeah. 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:12.880 Return of the mag he's he's black, but he's British. 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:16.600 Like a little bit. 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:19.600 It's a little, it's a little. 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:23.239 He got a big ice chain and he got a 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:29.080 ben you know, I mean, I have. 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:32.760 To introduce you. We we were so excited he's here. Uh. 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:35.640 He is a comedian, a writer, an actor. He was 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:39.680 recently named one of the Internet's Funniest People by Complex magazine. 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:42.680 Just just fucking dope. You were so happy he's here. 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:49.000 Give it up for mallet Bean myself every time A yeah, no, 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:49.560 we do it. 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:56.240 We got tea thank you, how man, Dave got me, 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:58.200 I got you, thank you. 0:03:58.160 --> 0:03:59.880 So much in this long claps too. 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:05.200 Now that was. 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:09.240 A black person say a dumb ass answer. 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:09.920 It was one of. 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:15.160 Those I love family feud so much. I just I 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.200 know that's not what this is about today. But boy, 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:20.880 am I a big fan. I like, I don't know, 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:23.520 there's not a great way to say this. I like 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:27.919 programming that pits races against each other, and I feel 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:29.039 like that's what family feud. 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:30.640 Always love that love that. 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:33.159 Like you're always like, oh, I want the black family 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:33.920 to make this white. 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:37.000 Yeah yeah, I turned it off when the white family. 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:42.160 Man, it's the closest we can get to the race 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:46.080 wars uh and and still feel safe, you know what 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.279 I mean, where it's like, na, this is a race war, 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:50.719 but but not in a way where anybody gets hurt. 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:54.359 To his credit, so does Steve. Steve also does not 0:04:54.480 --> 0:05:00.200 want these white families to win anyone. I think it's 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:04.159 very fair. Would you go on family feud? 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:07.240 Would you do it me personally and either of you? 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:09.360 Because I would? I would. 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:12.400 Yeah, I think it's on. It's on my vision board. 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:12.680 You know. 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:15.120 I always want to come on a lot of people. 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:17.120 I want to meet Jimmy Kimmel. I'm like, no, I 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.840 need to go on family Feud and just win. I 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.680 want to be in a bonus route Brown the second person. 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:25.760 That's the hardest part. She already said the answer. That's 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:28.320 already you know the number one answers. So I want 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:30.440 to go to the second That's what I want to do. 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:31.320 A dream come true. 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:36.559 That's what championship man. I like, come on, I worry 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:38.360 about it because if I had to go on with 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:43.200 my immediate family. My sisters are very African. 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:49.000 M M mean by that they grew up there. 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:51.919 Like it's not great pop culture. 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:59.920 You're feeling like they're not coming with like good answers and. 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:01.680 My mom lightweight. 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.560 People you interviewed at the Mall of America, they're not. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:07.960 That's what I'm saying is like, I think it would 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:10.240 be me and my my brothers kind of would be 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:11.640 we would be the anchor. 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:14.440 Sometimes that's all you need. 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:17.880 That's it. Yeah, it would be me and my brothers 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:21.360 and my mom and my sisters. Because you need five, right, 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:24.320 I think you need five. Yeah, two sisters, two brothers. 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:28.880 Now you're so it would just be yeah, yeah, well 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:30.920 one of my brothers would not do it. You can 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:33.320 cut you can cut either a sibling or your mom 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.000 out of the equation. 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:41.599 I'm not she listens, I'm not doing that. That's beef. 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:47.679 That's my favor. That's the one. Because you gotta split 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:49.800 that money, like they send one check. 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:51.240 They said one check. 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.240 That's what I assume I would. 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:55.480 Yeah, I don't think that they're probably splitting it up 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:57.719 for you. I think they probably send it to the 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:00.440 family and then you gotta discide you win what to 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:02.120 do with it if you you. 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:06.440 With He's like, who's got a bank account? Right? Yeah? 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:08.800 My feeling like we're going to the nearest cash and 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:10.920 checks in it, and we're just gonna be like, look. 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:16.040 Shout out to money Mark got me through some hard times. 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:18.720 I'm gonna need you to split that five ways, and 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:21.560 I'm gonna need you to only take one one cut 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:22.400 on the percentage. 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:29.280 Yeah, it's over one thousand dollars. I know you can't 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:32.880 take more than fifty eight dollars on it. Yo. 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:38.400 Yes, they take, they take. 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:41.040 They take like fifty three fifty four right here on 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.920 the bread crystal. So I already know that that that 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:46.480 over a thousand dollars they take. I'm like, man, can't 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:47.640 come on work something out? 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:50.640 Yeah, man, I'm already in here. 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:53.560 Bro check credit card you've had there. 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:58.680 That's the most embarrassing credit card. It's like it is 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:03.920 a step above the unemployment card, like the California one 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.280 with the mountains on it. It's like a step above that, 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:09.280 but it's still like you take it out. I understand. 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:12.320 Women know what that and the EBT card, women know 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:12.560 what that. 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:14.000 I was on dates with that card. 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:15.440 Man, I don't have any. 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:18.120 Hey, but shout out to hot stamps, the state of 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:21.240 California giving you those hot stamps. Sometimes you can get 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:24.160 like you can get hot food with them in a 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:26.480 date situation, cheap stuff. 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:30.080 I was about to say, none of this sounds familiar 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:35.439 to me, and I boys, you'll be in my brain. 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:42.920 But certainly I moved. I moved to this place with 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:46.880 a dream, already realized I didn't. I didn't just show 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:51.400 up willy nilly hoping things work out. 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:53.319 I got I got some credit cards. 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:56.319 I grew up here, one of them metal. 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:58.240 I was like, oh, you're from. 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:00.600 You to David. 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:01.800 I'm looking at you. 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:05.439 All the broke stuff. 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:09.040 All right, we can't keep talking about you broke niggas anymore. 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:13.640 We have a conspiracy theory, Malick, that you brought to 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:17.240 us that that I'm excited to talk about. We always 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:20.640 say that this subject does not come up enough on 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:24.319 this podcast. Just the general theme of aliens does not 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:26.760 come up for enough on this podcast. And you came 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:27.760 with the conspiracy. 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:33.120 My mama told me the men in black are real. 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:39.079 Tell us everything you know. 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:43.480 So it's very cliche. It's old aliens that came to them. 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:45.920 We don't believe in aliens, the government and all that. 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:48.560 Let me tell you why, hm hm, Well tell you why, 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:51.760 man in black? Are you ever like my landlord? 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:56.280 For instance, right, you ever seen someone who's off right 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:58.400 off out of this world. 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:00.920 They're not kind of coh here that you can't have 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:04.960 a conversation with them from another planet. Right, And then 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:08.120 I start spankingating. Okay, so that's one alien iron count. 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:12.719 Then I like that that's it. You're like, there's no 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:14.880 spectrum in this, this is just an alien. 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:17.240 Do our research. 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:21.360 I saw all then see one, two, three, even the 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:22.440 International Joint. 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:22.800 This suck. 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:26.000 I saw all of them, right, and I realized and 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:28.520 then look at look at will Smith. He's still in character. 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:31.440 He slapt. For the longest time, I always thought Chris 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:35.199 Rock was alien. I swear to God, right, I swear 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:38.240 to God. So when he slapped it, I realized I 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:41.679 was like, oh, he's just smacking because other people they 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:43.079 he's protecting his wife. 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:44.720 I'm like, no, he's protecting the world. 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:47.839 Because it's like Chris getting more and more higher till 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:50.760 they come down. The notice since that slept, it's been 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.760 twelve ufc UFO sightings. 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:59.360 You notice that, right, twelve, but like, go back from crashing. 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:04.320 I'll be honest, I hadn't been measuring time based off 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:05.400 of the slap. 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:07.000 People. 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:10.920 Right now, twelve you're gonna look it's twelve sided key 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:13.280 slapped Chris Rock. So they was like, yo, it's trying 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:15.960 to get closer and closer. So I'm telling you truth. 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:19.080 And then here's the thing you ever had deja vu 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:20.920 so much. 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:24.080 With your like, let me tell you something. 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:24.800 It is. 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:25.320 It is. 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:27.520 It is very apparent that I want you to hear 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:31.920 me very closely, like okay, for instance, say for instance, 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:34.360 like I just met Langston, right, I just met Langston. 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:36.280 I don't know if you're alien or I don't know. 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:37.640 I'm gonna just wait too. 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:39.319 We'll get well, come here. 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:49.360 It's kind of like you know, you bro. 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:53.800 I I was in Oklahoma City. I was doing shows 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:56.120 and you know they in l A you don't see 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:57.600 a lot of stars. You don't see a lot of 0:11:57.679 --> 0:11:59.480 you know, it's just very Hollywood. You don't see a 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:01.520 lot of stars. And okay, see you do at night time. 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:03.320 But it was one thing I saw and it was 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:06.920 like a ship just sitting there in the sky, just 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:09.560 sitting there, and I was like, that's kind of weird. 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:11.959 And it wasn't like a regular like a regular like 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:14.959 like it was a circle of oval right there, and 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:16.800 it had like three lights and they were like, no, 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:18.880 it's just a plane. It was like it was sitting 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:20.880 there in the sky. I was like, oh, that's a UFO. 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:23.840 I see it with a person, so that I knew alien. 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:26.240 Then it came out that we had Then they tried 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:28.160 to distract you too. Now you remember when it was 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:30.760 a big thing when aliens came out and it was 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:32.960 on Twitter debates like why are they coming out now? 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:35.720 That wasn't a real alien. That wasn't a real alien. 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:38.760 Aliens do not come in those little weird ass gray 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:43.000 alien forms. They don't become in human beings. And I 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:47.000 think about it, like, if you was trying to rob someone, right, 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:51.199 you wouldn't come with a ski mask, would you. I'm 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.840 trying to rob you face to face. What I'm talking 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:56.640 about like not like a not bank robbers or something 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:59.199 like that. But I'm saying, if I'm trying to rob David, no, 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:00.239 I never would. 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:02.600 Whoa wait, hey, I wouldn't. 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:04.360 I wouldn't wear it. 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:08.079 I wouldn't my house don't have a back. 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:10.600 Or you're saying you wouldn't leave the house in the 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:12.560 scheme ass that because they know. 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:17.280 Something is up right, I see an alien, that's a mask. 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:21.440 It's aliens in human forms, like my Landlord, a couple 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:21.800 of chicks. 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:24.520 I talked to Chris Rockers. 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:28.600 He's not the only one. I'll tell you another celebrity. 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:31.120 Y'all need to start paying close to attention. 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:33.679 To Yeah, uh you ready for this? 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:35.120 Yeah, Michael B. 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:39.839 Jordan, come on, let's go, let's go. I'm in that. 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:43.520 I'm in that. I mean, I mean, if he blinked 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:46.119 a second pair of eyes, I would not be surprised. 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:49.000 It's right there in front of you, and y'all don't 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:50.000 see it, y'all. 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:54.239 It's too straight and narrow. It's too straight. It's too straight. 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:56.120 People like that to like, oh, we love him, we 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:58.680 love it. They're trying to send them down to conquer 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:00.040 human You're. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:03.640 You're saying that that he is almost a manufactured version 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:04.520 of a human being. 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:05.360 He's too perfect. 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:08.160 He's too perfect, and you can you mean tell me 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:09.480 he doesn't make any mistakes. 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:10.280 Think about it. 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.719 He's been in the industry all of his life. Name 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:14.760 a mistake he made? 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:18.000 Yeah, child actor who's not crazy? 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:19.800 Lebron James an alien. 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:24.280 You can't go twenty plus years without a scandal. 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:25.520 That's an alien. 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:29.160 Come away in a person family, never cheat on his 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:31.680 You gotta you gotta see it right there now. I'm 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:34.080 it's a little speculation on Barrock, but we'll get to 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:36.120 that later because I don't want to do too much. 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:37.120 But I'm trying to tell. 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:39.840 You Brock Simo cigarettes. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:47.480 He's a murderer, but that's a cold bloody killer. But 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:50.680 he ain't perfect. 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:53.160 You see what I'm saying. 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:55.000 This is a cool guy with a gun. You know 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:55.440 what I mean? 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:57.800 That's just aday, That's what I'm saying. 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:00.640 You gotta look at how people carry himselves and they're 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:02.840 like yo, when they live life a little too perfect. 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:05.040 I'm trying to tell you a human we make mistakes. 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:08.360 We're not perfect, right, But when you tell guys like this, 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:11.720 like I'm pretty sure people figured it out with Michael B. 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:15.320 Jordan, Like, I like, what's his ext name? The girl? 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:17.600 The Lord Harvey, Lord Harvey. 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:21.640 Yeah, think about it. Why is he look his prior 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.720 to people that he talked to? What was the Spanish 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:26.880 girl that hit co star that he dated for a 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:27.320 little bit? 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:27.960 Uh? 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:29.560 And oh was it. 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:32.600 Not not her? It was she? 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:37.240 I don't know station she played in Fruitville, station work 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:40.880 for brief Okay? 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:42.000 Whatever her? 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:44.480 It was briefly, but but do you see the sign 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:48.400 aliens don't have long, long relationships, not not a lot. 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:49.400 Think about it. 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:51.720 Well, then I'm an alien. I don't know that. 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:54.280 But you made mistakes. 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:58.240 So you made mistakes in your life almost exclusively. 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:10.600 Rarely behaving the way he should what you said, So you, 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:15.200 you obviously are are deeply invested in in this alien theory. 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:18.920 You you can pinpoint a number of people in your 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:22.480 life and and our are the general lives of everyone 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:26.080 that you consider to be aliens. When do Men in 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:27.360 Black come in? 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:29.000 Great? Great question? 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:33.040 They right? And that's where deja comes in. 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:36.240 Let's say you see something you don't remember, but like 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:38.160 I had that before, that's when you run. 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:40.480 I feel like Men in Black the government comes right 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:42.640 and they protect us, like uh. 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:43.920 Like the movie Men in Black, you see like. 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:48.400 A perfect Man in Black character, Like uh. I honestly 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:51.000 co Hardy believed that Malcolm X was a Man in 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:51.560 Black character. 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:56.480 Mmmm, but they killed him. I mean I guess that depends. 0:16:56.120 --> 0:17:00.560 On you, Okay, Like it's one person, the Men in Black, 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:03.560 it's a whole like bro, just think about it. 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:06.520 It's I feel like they meet in Denver, Colorado. No, 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:08.200 and it's not for you today. 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:10.440 But no, it's weird chickle. 0:17:10.760 --> 0:17:14.480 Underneath the airport, and so you think they're meeting right underneath. 0:17:14.760 --> 0:17:18.440 It's a whole operation right underneath that terminal. I think 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:22.440 it's right underneath, like United or Southwest, right, and they 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:23.000 make sure. 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:25.720 S A D. That's C A D. It's not an 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:27.640 A and B. It's not an A and B. It's 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:31.359 like the DA far away right there. 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:36.920 And that's when they have their whole advanced Apple technology. 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:37.360 Right. 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:38.879 They probably get a couple of people down there. I 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:41.400 think the leader of the Men in Black Association might 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:44.280 be y'all gonna disagree with me, but I don't. 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:47.359 I don't care. Honestly think Kamila Harris is the leader. 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:53.440 See in joining the Colorado Connection, I was gonna say, 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:58.359 Coach Prime, Okay, why do you move here? 0:17:58.560 --> 0:17:59.560 Why do you movie? 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:03.040 And I'm happy? I love it? I love it? Why 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:03.400 do you move? 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:04.000 He lost it? 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:06.360 But but hold on the only reason why, I think, 0:18:06.520 --> 0:18:09.119 only the only reason why. I feel like he's not 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:10.480 in it because he lost his foot. 0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:13.920 Remember to the to the cause, to the game. 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:15.760 But how is he gonna mo around and chase the 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:18.400 I don't hear him he's the leader. 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:20.719 The leader is not running around. It's like in the 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:23.560 Men in Black movies. I don't even know what that was. 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:27.040 That was. 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:30.120 When I started preaching. That's when it's like, okay. 0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:37.160 I'm I'm That was the police text in Malick to say, hey, bro, 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:40.720 chill out, you moving too hot. 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:46.680 It's stuff like that when he slapped with Chris Rockwell, 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:49.840 sit and showed up. Next thing, you know, Michael B. 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:52.119 Jordan when he started losing team. Now he has a 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:54.200 movie coming out. Now, y'all can say it's his career, 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:57.920 but look, I am legend wake Will Smith is passing 0:18:57.960 --> 0:18:58.679 it down. 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:00.800 To to to look, Will Smith. 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:02.280 Been out the game for like what was the last 0:19:02.320 --> 0:19:04.520 minute back Black movie two thousand and six, right, two 0:19:04.560 --> 0:19:07.640 thousand and seven, Men in Black two in a while? 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:09.800 Yeah, because he wasn't in the third exactly. 0:19:09.880 --> 0:19:12.000 He lost his He's starting to still figure it out, 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:14.280 he's starting to see it. But I am legend. That's 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:16.280 when he was like, oh this is starting to be real. 0:19:16.960 --> 0:19:20.960 Then who plays I am legend? Two people caught Win 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:24.240 of the Aliens cat Win of how powerful Will Smith 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:27.200 can be, so they sent Michael B. Jordan to infiltrate 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:29.320 so he's playing I am legend too to make it 0:19:29.359 --> 0:19:31.520 seem like it's just movies and stuff like that is 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:34.840 not real. So the men and black people are Kamilla 0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:36.600 Harris right, because she. 0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:41.080 Said, I just love that you get calling her Camilla, 0:19:41.640 --> 0:19:46.880 she's a car You're like, I'm not even gonna bother 0:19:46.960 --> 0:19:47.359 learning this. 0:19:48.240 --> 0:19:49.920 You know, they didn't. 0:19:49.800 --> 0:19:53.760 Knock on my door yet. But he's a leader. 0:19:54.000 --> 0:19:56.639 I feel like the vice president honestly is Oprah. I mean, 0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:58.919 on the Oprah her boyfriend, what's her boyfriend named Stanny? 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:01.840 You never see Stemmy? 0:20:01.880 --> 0:20:02.280 You know why? 0:20:02.280 --> 0:20:04.840 Because he is selling our worlds, saving our lives that 0:20:04.880 --> 0:20:05.640 we'll even know about. 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:06.760 Will give him enough credit. 0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:08.719 So I think that's interesting. 0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:11.399 I think that there's a whole operation underneath the Denver, 0:20:11.480 --> 0:20:15.000 Colorado Airport. It's right there in the United or Southwest, 0:20:15.040 --> 0:20:17.160