Speaker 1: This is such a weird, very true thing. I have
Speaker 1: a friend who is often sending me because of a
Speaker 1: bit that we did together. He often is sending me
Speaker 1: Yahoo News updates from family feud, Like apparently Yahoo News
Speaker 1: still covers family feud as like part of their beat
Speaker 1: and almost all of the updates of them being like,
Speaker 1: you won't believe how Steve Harvey reacted to this comment.
Speaker 1: And then it's just like he rolled his eyes bigger
Speaker 1: than he ever rolled his eyes before at this family,
Speaker 1: saying sit there. It's crazy that they're still an audience
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: But man, we just want the races fifteen seasons right,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, rid of the families now and went to
Speaker 2: be et now ya celebrities doing so you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not going to keep meeting regular motherfuckers.
Speaker 4: No, let my boy dlals a racists, the money.
Speaker 2: Stuff I can't tell me.
Speaker 1: Do you want a ride in the backseat of my caddy?
Speaker 1: Chop it up with do it die?
Speaker 3: There it is.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen gentiles alike, Welcome to another phenomenal episode
Speaker 1: of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 3: black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: And we finally work to prove that Chester Cheetah is
Speaker 1: not in fact a black man, but he is one
Speaker 1: of those cool Bobby Caldwell type whites, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, just a just a cool guy, just a
Speaker 1: white man, smoking white owls and eating out ladies named Loretta.
Speaker 1: There it is Chester Cheetah, a dude we can root
Speaker 1: for in all of this.
Speaker 3: You know, a man. I did think that Chester Cheata.
Speaker 3: You didn't think he was black.
Speaker 1: I think he. I think a lot of us think
Speaker 1: he's black, the same way we thought Bobby Calwell was black.
Speaker 3: I would be lying if I said I knew that
Speaker 3: Bobby was white. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: Well, you're just finding out the man's dead.
Speaker 3: It's a bad day.
Speaker 1: Bobby Cowell white for Yeah, it looks like our guest
Speaker 1: is also to discover white fellas. Not only is he white,
Speaker 1: he is white, gorgeous white like that is a white guy.
Speaker 5: What would you do were talking about that, bro?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bobby Calwell, that's him, Bro. It looks like that.
Speaker 1: Till the day he died. He didn't get a Paul
Speaker 1: wall fade or nothing. He looked like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Return of the mag he's he's black, but he's British.
Speaker 5: Like a little bit.
Speaker 1: It's a little, it's a little.
Speaker 3: He got a big ice chain and he got a
Speaker 3: ben you know, I mean, I have.
Speaker 1: To introduce you. We we were so excited he's here. Uh.
Speaker 1: He is a comedian, a writer, an actor. He was
Speaker 1: recently named one of the Internet's Funniest People by Complex magazine.
Speaker 1: Just just fucking dope. You were so happy he's here.
Speaker 1: Give it up for mallet Bean myself every time A yeah, no,
Speaker 1: we do it.
Speaker 3: We got tea thank you, how man, Dave got me,
Speaker 3: I got you, thank you.
Speaker 1: So much in this long claps too.
Speaker 3: Now that was.
Speaker 2: A black person say a dumb ass answer.
Speaker 5: It was one of.
Speaker 3: Those I love family feud so much. I just I
Speaker 3: know that's not what this is about today. But boy,
Speaker 3: am I a big fan. I like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: there's not a great way to say this. I like
Speaker 3: programming that pits races against each other, and I feel
Speaker 3: like that's what family feud.
Speaker 5: Always love that love that.
Speaker 3: Like you're always like, oh, I want the black family
Speaker 3: to make this white.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I turned it off when the white family.
Speaker 1: Man, it's the closest we can get to the race
Speaker 1: wars uh and and still feel safe, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, where it's like, na, this is a race war,
Speaker 1: but but not in a way where anybody gets hurt.
Speaker 3: To his credit, so does Steve. Steve also does not
Speaker 3: want these white families to win anyone. I think it's
Speaker 3: very fair. Would you go on family feud?
Speaker 1: Would you do it me personally and either of you?
Speaker 3: Because I would? I would.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's on. It's on my vision board.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I always want to come on a lot of people.
Speaker 2: I want to meet Jimmy Kimmel. I'm like, no, I
Speaker 2: need to go on family Feud and just win. I
Speaker 2: want to be in a bonus route Brown the second person.
Speaker 2: That's the hardest part. She already said the answer. That's
Speaker 2: already you know the number one answers. So I want
Speaker 2: to go to the second That's what I want to do.
Speaker 2: A dream come true.
Speaker 3: That's what championship man. I like, come on, I worry
Speaker 3: about it because if I had to go on with
Speaker 3: my immediate family. My sisters are very African.
Speaker 2: M M mean by that they grew up there.
Speaker 3: Like it's not great pop culture.
Speaker 1: You're feeling like they're not coming with like good answers and.
Speaker 3: My mom lightweight.
Speaker 1: People you interviewed at the Mall of America, they're not.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying is like, I think it would
Speaker 3: be me and my my brothers kind of would be
Speaker 3: we would be the anchor.
Speaker 1: Sometimes that's all you need.
Speaker 3: That's it. Yeah, it would be me and my brothers
Speaker 3: and my mom and my sisters. Because you need five, right,
Speaker 3: I think you need five. Yeah, two sisters, two brothers.
Speaker 1: Now you're so it would just be yeah, yeah, well
Speaker 1: one of my brothers would not do it. You can
Speaker 1: cut you can cut either a sibling or your mom
Speaker 1: out of the equation.
Speaker 3: I'm not she listens, I'm not doing that. That's beef.
Speaker 3: That's my favor. That's the one. Because you gotta split
Speaker 3: that money, like they send one check.
Speaker 5: They said one check.
Speaker 3: That's what I assume I would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that they're probably splitting it up
Speaker 1: for you. I think they probably send it to the
Speaker 1: family and then you gotta discide you win what to
Speaker 1: do with it if you you.
Speaker 3: With He's like, who's got a bank account? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: My feeling like we're going to the nearest cash and
Speaker 2: checks in it, and we're just gonna be like, look.
Speaker 3: Shout out to money Mark got me through some hard times.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to split that five ways, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to only take one one cut
Speaker 1: on the percentage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's over one thousand dollars. I know you can't
Speaker 3: take more than fifty eight dollars on it. Yo.
Speaker 5: Yes, they take, they take.
Speaker 2: They take like fifty three fifty four right here on
Speaker 2: the bread crystal. So I already know that that that
Speaker 2: over a thousand dollars they take. I'm like, man, can't
Speaker 2: come on work something out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I'm already in here.
Speaker 5: Bro check credit card you've had there.
Speaker 3: That's the most embarrassing credit card. It's like it is
Speaker 3: a step above the unemployment card, like the California one
Speaker 3: with the mountains on it. It's like a step above that,
Speaker 3: but it's still like you take it out. I understand.
Speaker 3: Women know what that and the EBT card, women know
Speaker 3: what that.
Speaker 5: I was on dates with that card.
Speaker 1: Man, I don't have any.
Speaker 3: Hey, but shout out to hot stamps, the state of
Speaker 3: California giving you those hot stamps. Sometimes you can get
Speaker 3: like you can get hot food with them in a
Speaker 3: date situation, cheap stuff.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, none of this sounds familiar
Speaker 1: to me, and I boys, you'll be in my brain.
Speaker 1: But certainly I moved. I moved to this place with
Speaker 1: a dream, already realized I didn't. I didn't just show
Speaker 1: up willy nilly hoping things work out.
Speaker 3: I got I got some credit cards.
Speaker 5: I grew up here, one of them metal.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you're from.
Speaker 3: You to David.
Speaker 5: I'm looking at you.
Speaker 3: All the broke stuff.
Speaker 1: All right, we can't keep talking about you broke niggas anymore.
Speaker 1: We have a conspiracy theory, Malick, that you brought to
Speaker 1: us that that I'm excited to talk about. We always
Speaker 1: say that this subject does not come up enough on
Speaker 1: this podcast. Just the general theme of aliens does not
Speaker 1: come up for enough on this podcast. And you came
Speaker 1: with the conspiracy.
Speaker 3: My mama told me the men in black are real.
Speaker 1: Tell us everything you know.
Speaker 2: So it's very cliche. It's old aliens that came to them.
Speaker 2: We don't believe in aliens, the government and all that.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you why, hm hm, Well tell you why,
Speaker 2: man in black? Are you ever like my landlord?
Speaker 5: For instance, right, you ever seen someone who's off right
Speaker 5: off out of this world.
Speaker 2: They're not kind of coh here that you can't have
Speaker 2: a conversation with them from another planet. Right, And then
Speaker 2: I start spankingating. Okay, so that's one alien iron count.
Speaker 1: Then I like that that's it. You're like, there's no
Speaker 1: spectrum in this, this is just an alien.
Speaker 5: Do our research.
Speaker 2: I saw all then see one, two, three, even the
Speaker 2: International Joint.
Speaker 3: This suck.
Speaker 2: I saw all of them, right, and I realized and
Speaker 2: then look at look at will Smith. He's still in character.
Speaker 2: He slapt. For the longest time, I always thought Chris
Speaker 2: Rock was alien. I swear to God, right, I swear
Speaker 2: to God. So when he slapped it, I realized I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, he's just smacking because other people they
Speaker 2: he's protecting his wife.
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, he's protecting the world.
Speaker 2: Because it's like Chris getting more and more higher till
Speaker 2: they come down. The notice since that slept, it's been
Speaker 2: twelve ufc UFO sightings.
Speaker 5: You notice that, right, twelve, but like, go back from crashing.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I hadn't been measuring time based off
Speaker 1: of the slap.
Speaker 5: People.
Speaker 2: Right now, twelve you're gonna look it's twelve sided key
Speaker 2: slapped Chris Rock. So they was like, yo, it's trying
Speaker 2: to get closer and closer. So I'm telling you truth.
Speaker 2: And then here's the thing you ever had deja vu
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 5: With your like, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 2: It is very apparent that I want you to hear
Speaker 2: me very closely, like okay, for instance, say for instance,
Speaker 2: like I just met Langston, right, I just met Langston.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're alien or I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just wait too.
Speaker 1: We'll get well, come here.
Speaker 5: It's kind of like you know, you bro.
Speaker 2: I I was in Oklahoma City. I was doing shows
Speaker 2: and you know they in l A you don't see
Speaker 2: a lot of stars. You don't see a lot of
Speaker 2: you know, it's just very Hollywood. You don't see a
Speaker 2: lot of stars. And okay, see you do at night time.
Speaker 2: But it was one thing I saw and it was
Speaker 2: like a ship just sitting there in the sky, just
Speaker 2: sitting there, and I was like, that's kind of weird.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't like a regular like a regular like
Speaker 2: like it was a circle of oval right there, and
Speaker 2: it had like three lights and they were like, no,
Speaker 2: it's just a plane. It was like it was sitting
Speaker 2: there in the sky. I was like, oh, that's a UFO.
Speaker 2: I see it with a person, so that I knew alien.
Speaker 2: Then it came out that we had Then they tried
Speaker 2: to distract you too. Now you remember when it was
Speaker 2: a big thing when aliens came out and it was
Speaker 2: on Twitter debates like why are they coming out now?
Speaker 2: That wasn't a real alien. That wasn't a real alien.
Speaker 2: Aliens do not come in those little weird ass gray
Speaker 2: alien forms. They don't become in human beings. And I
Speaker 2: think about it, like, if you was trying to rob someone, right,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't come with a ski mask, would you. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to rob you face to face. What I'm talking
Speaker 2: about like not like a not bank robbers or something
Speaker 2: like that. But I'm saying, if I'm trying to rob David, no,
Speaker 2: I never would.
Speaker 3: Whoa wait, hey, I wouldn't.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't wear it.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't my house don't have a back.
Speaker 1: Or you're saying you wouldn't leave the house in the
Speaker 1: scheme ass that because they know.
Speaker 2: Something is up right, I see an alien, that's a mask.
Speaker 2: It's aliens in human forms, like my Landlord, a couple
Speaker 2: of chicks.
Speaker 1: I talked to Chris Rockers.
Speaker 2: He's not the only one. I'll tell you another celebrity.
Speaker 2: Y'all need to start paying close to attention.
Speaker 5: To Yeah, uh you ready for this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Michael B.
Speaker 3: Jordan, come on, let's go, let's go. I'm in that.
Speaker 3: I'm in that. I mean, I mean, if he blinked
Speaker 3: a second pair of eyes, I would not be surprised.
Speaker 5: It's right there in front of you, and y'all don't
Speaker 5: see it, y'all.
Speaker 3: It's too straight and narrow. It's too straight. It's too straight.
Speaker 2: People like that to like, oh, we love him, we
Speaker 2: love it. They're trying to send them down to conquer
Speaker 2: human You're.
Speaker 1: You're saying that that he is almost a manufactured version
Speaker 1: of a human being.
Speaker 5: He's too perfect.
Speaker 2: He's too perfect, and you can you mean tell me
Speaker 2: he doesn't make any mistakes.
Speaker 3: Think about it.
Speaker 2: He's been in the industry all of his life. Name
Speaker 2: a mistake he made?
Speaker 3: Yeah, child actor who's not crazy?
Speaker 5: Lebron James an alien.
Speaker 2: You can't go twenty plus years without a scandal.
Speaker 5: That's an alien.
Speaker 2: Come away in a person family, never cheat on his
Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta see it right there now. I'm
Speaker 2: it's a little speculation on Barrock, but we'll get to
Speaker 2: that later because I don't want to do too much.
Speaker 5: But I'm trying to tell.
Speaker 3: You Brock Simo cigarettes.
Speaker 1: He's a murderer, but that's a cold bloody killer. But
Speaker 1: he ain't perfect.
Speaker 5: You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: This is a cool guy with a gun. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 5: That's just aday, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You gotta look at how people carry himselves and they're
Speaker 2: like yo, when they live life a little too perfect.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to tell you a human we make mistakes.
Speaker 2: We're not perfect, right, But when you tell guys like this,
Speaker 2: like I'm pretty sure people figured it out with Michael B.
Speaker 5: Jordan, Like, I like, what's his ext name? The girl?
Speaker 5: The Lord Harvey, Lord Harvey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, think about it. Why is he look his prior
Speaker 2: to people that he talked to? What was the Spanish
Speaker 2: girl that hit co star that he dated for a
Speaker 2: little bit?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: And oh was it.
Speaker 5: Not not her? It was she?
Speaker 2: I don't know station she played in Fruitville, station work
Speaker 2: for brief Okay?
Speaker 5: Whatever her?
Speaker 2: It was briefly, but but do you see the sign
Speaker 2: aliens don't have long, long relationships, not not a lot.
Speaker 5: Think about it.
Speaker 3: Well, then I'm an alien. I don't know that.
Speaker 5: But you made mistakes.
Speaker 3: So you made mistakes in your life almost exclusively.
Speaker 1: Rarely behaving the way he should what you said, So you,
Speaker 1: you obviously are are deeply invested in in this alien theory.
Speaker 1: You you can pinpoint a number of people in your
Speaker 1: life and and our are the general lives of everyone
Speaker 1: that you consider to be aliens. When do Men in
Speaker 1: Black come in?
Speaker 3: Great? Great question?
Speaker 5: They right? And that's where deja comes in.
Speaker 2: Let's say you see something you don't remember, but like
Speaker 2: I had that before, that's when you run.
Speaker 5: I feel like Men in Black the government comes right
Speaker 5: and they protect us, like uh.
Speaker 3: Like the movie Men in Black, you see like.
Speaker 2: A perfect Man in Black character, Like uh. I honestly
Speaker 2: co Hardy believed that Malcolm X was a Man in
Speaker 2: Black character.
Speaker 3: Mmmm, but they killed him. I mean I guess that depends.
Speaker 2: On you, Okay, Like it's one person, the Men in Black,
Speaker 2: it's a whole like bro, just think about it.
Speaker 5: It's I feel like they meet in Denver, Colorado. No,
Speaker 5: and it's not for you today.
Speaker 3: But no, it's weird chickle.
Speaker 2: Underneath the airport, and so you think they're meeting right underneath.
Speaker 2: It's a whole operation right underneath that terminal. I think
Speaker 2: it's right underneath, like United or Southwest, right, and they
Speaker 2: make sure.
Speaker 3: S A D. That's C A D. It's not an
Speaker 3: A and B. It's not an A and B. It's
Speaker 3: like the DA far away right there.
Speaker 2: And that's when they have their whole advanced Apple technology.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: They probably get a couple of people down there. I
Speaker 2: think the leader of the Men in Black Association might
Speaker 2: be y'all gonna disagree with me, but I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't care. Honestly think Kamila Harris is the leader.
Speaker 3: See in joining the Colorado Connection, I was gonna say,
Speaker 3: Coach Prime, Okay, why do you move here?
Speaker 5: Why do you movie?
Speaker 3: And I'm happy? I love it? I love it? Why
Speaker 3: do you move?
Speaker 5: He lost it?
Speaker 2: But but hold on the only reason why, I think,
Speaker 2: only the only reason why. I feel like he's not
Speaker 2: in it because he lost his foot.
Speaker 3: Remember to the to the cause, to the game.
Speaker 5: But how is he gonna mo around and chase the
Speaker 5: I don't hear him he's the leader.
Speaker 3: The leader is not running around. It's like in the
Speaker 3: Men in Black movies. I don't even know what that was.
Speaker 1: That was.
Speaker 5: When I started preaching. That's when it's like, okay.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm That was the police text in Malick to say, hey, bro,
Speaker 1: chill out, you moving too hot.
Speaker 2: It's stuff like that when he slapped with Chris Rockwell,
Speaker 2: sit and showed up. Next thing, you know, Michael B.
Speaker 2: Jordan when he started losing team. Now he has a
Speaker 2: movie coming out. Now, y'all can say it's his career,
Speaker 2: but look, I am legend wake Will Smith is passing
Speaker 2: it down.
Speaker 5: To to to look, Will Smith.
Speaker 2: Been out the game for like what was the last
Speaker 2: minute back Black movie two thousand and six, right, two
Speaker 2: thousand and seven, Men in Black two in a while?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he wasn't in the third exactly.
Speaker 2: He lost his He's starting to still figure it out,
Speaker 2: he's starting to see it. But I am legend. That's
Speaker 2: when he was like, oh this is starting to be real.
Speaker 2: Then who plays I am legend? Two people caught Win
Speaker 2: of the Aliens cat Win of how powerful Will Smith
Speaker 2: can be, so they sent Michael B. Jordan to infiltrate
Speaker 2: so he's playing I am legend too to make it
Speaker 2: seem like it's just movies and stuff like that is
Speaker 2: not real. So the men and black people are Kamilla
Speaker 2: Harris right, because she.
Speaker 1: Said, I just love that you get calling her Camilla,
Speaker 1: she's a car You're like, I'm not even gonna bother
Speaker 1: learning this.
Speaker 3: You know, they didn't.
Speaker 5: Knock on my door yet. But he's a leader.
Speaker 2: I feel like the vice president honestly is Oprah. I mean,
Speaker 2: on the Oprah her boyfriend, what's her boyfriend named Stanny?
Speaker 2: You never see Stemmy?
Speaker 1: You know why?
Speaker 2: Because he is selling our worlds, saving our lives that
Speaker 2: we'll even know about.
Speaker 5: Will give him enough credit.
Speaker 1: So I think that's interesting.
Speaker 2: I think that there's a whole operation underneath the Denver,
Speaker 2: Colorado Airport. It's right there in the United or Southwest,
Speaker 2: one of those two, and they come in. Let's think
Speaker 2: about it. What's the biggest airport in Denver?
Speaker 3: That's that's that's all you know about.
Speaker 1: I think it's the biggest one period.
Speaker 3: It's also out in the middle of bar removed from
Speaker 3: the city.
Speaker 2: So underneath that it's that's what they operate. And I
Speaker 2: feel like, right they probably got any probably it's just
Speaker 2: like this. They probably got like two in each state
Speaker 2: and they got to protect the I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't know who who, Like the two people are in Cali.
Speaker 2: I'm still trying to figure that out, but for sure
Speaker 2: I know in Texas the gotta be bun b.
Speaker 3: Whoa but B I was shocked, like bumby?
Speaker 5: Is not that that, you know? An actor that we can.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I think about. We tried to
Speaker 3: get his burgers. It was it didn't work out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, big fans, big fans over here.
Speaker 5: Threw you off. That's why you feel like we couldn't.
Speaker 3: Get the burgers.
Speaker 1: The line was crazy.
Speaker 3: It was like one hundred degrees.
Speaker 2: That's him saving you, bro, because a lot of people
Speaker 2: go to Chick fil A, but you're going to Trio Burgers.
Speaker 2: Right now, he's trying to Bro, I'm trying to tell
Speaker 2: you they put it in thinking about it, they putting
Speaker 2: alien juice in the food, right, So, so what it is?
Speaker 3: It's like chick having a hard time. But I'm still.
Speaker 2: Tracking Chick fil A right, go google Chick fil A Chicken.
Speaker 5: It is, Yeah, thirty eight percent man made? Is man made?
Speaker 2: I mean thirty eight ingredients in that I'm sorry, thirty
Speaker 2: eight the ingredients in that chicken. It's man made man mate.
Speaker 2: So you mean to tell me you gonna trust these
Speaker 2: aliens cooking your food with chicken is not real. We're
Speaker 2: eating it up every day. So it's kind of like
Speaker 2: de systantizing, like our speculation on who what aliens really are.
Speaker 2: It's a conspiracy theory and all that, but we're seeing
Speaker 2: clear signs of UFOs. We're seeing clear signs of like aliens.
Speaker 2: We see it, bro, but yet we're ignoring it.
Speaker 3: So I think it's I mean, okay.
Speaker 5: Look, Jami, is that the real Jamie Fox? Is that
Speaker 5: the real Jamie Fox?
Speaker 1: We We've had this conversation a few times on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I think there's there's an argument to be made in
Speaker 1: both directions. I don't know where I fall as far
Speaker 1: as that Jamie Fox. You clearly don't believe that's Jamie
Speaker 1: Fox for us.
Speaker 2: Can I name other examples where they kidnap you and
Speaker 2: when people get too close they send you another person?
Speaker 2: And please please mart Lawrence for sure, but I'm not
Speaker 2: even talking about Martin. Let's just keep it away from Martin.
Speaker 2: Let's gunna Is that the real gunner is that.
Speaker 3: The I think that he just changed this guy? Want
Speaker 3: that bro I have.
Speaker 2: Been I've been trying to gain weight all my life.
Speaker 2: You do not go like he was in prison for
Speaker 2: six months. He came back with a whole new face,
Speaker 2: a whole new body, and more tattoos. That's not him
Speaker 2: as a replacement, that he got too close to home.
Speaker 2: They sitting in an alien like a Michael B. Jordan
Speaker 2: or or or anybody.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, though, if I was gonna pick one
Speaker 3: of them to be an alien, I would pick young
Speaker 3: thug over gunning young.
Speaker 2: They don't go okay, that's the perfect example in the Wire,
Speaker 2: right who was the guy that everyone who was the
Speaker 2: heart throb in the Wire?
Speaker 5: Stringer bell?
Speaker 6: But Michael B. Jordan was a young guy, right, They don't.
Speaker 6: They always go for the number two. They don't pick
Speaker 6: the number one. He just ever was the number one.
Speaker 6: Michael be Jordan was the number two. Young Thug is
Speaker 6: the number one. Gunna is the number two. Gucci Man
Speaker 6: was never the number one. Gucci Man was always behind
Speaker 6: Jeez until they started beefing early in their career. Then
Speaker 6: he became number one, and he said he was always
Speaker 6: number two. Gucci Man went to jail. Knew Gucci Man.
Speaker 5: I mean, we can do this all over again.
Speaker 3: We can do this.
Speaker 5: I love Kuja wanted to be.
Speaker 2: Number one, and I.
Speaker 5: Love cuj when he knocked him out. He always wanted
Speaker 5: to be number one, so they thought he's number one.
Speaker 5: So they went at the Jamie who was number two.
Speaker 5: And I can't what is it with Alportuino? What's the movie?
Speaker 1: Uh Friday?
Speaker 3: It was on Sunday.
Speaker 2: Number They go for the number two's bro, they do,
Speaker 2: just think about it.
Speaker 3: So here's where I can I get interject some personal
Speaker 3: stuff I don't know about. I one time was lucky
Speaker 3: enough to come up on a case of Chick fil
Speaker 3: a full as. WHOA, don't worry about what happened, blah
Speaker 3: blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I know a guy who knows the.
Speaker 3: Whatever whatever whatever. Niggas had a box of the spicy
Speaker 3: file AT's who and that ship When you get it raw,
Speaker 3: it is pretty. It seems like something's going on.
Speaker 1: Oh it don't look like chicken.
Speaker 3: It looks weird. It looks weird because it was just
Speaker 3: the It was just the filets. It was the It
Speaker 3: was the box of filets. That we came up on
Speaker 3: because somebody works for Chick fil A and they had
Speaker 3: accidentally got shipped a shipment of the spicy fillets that
Speaker 3: they don't sell that in Colorado. They don't sell that,
Speaker 3: so then they don't sell the spicy give you spicy
Speaker 3: as an option. They not the breakfast ones. They were
Speaker 3: littler for the chicken biscuits. So they were like probably
Speaker 3: like this, yeah, I got you, and we got them,
Speaker 3: and it just everything about it. It looked like alien food
Speaker 3: within the box with and it's like in the box
Speaker 3: and then it's in a big plastic They went quick, though.
Speaker 2: You gotta appreciate Russell Wilson. Russell Wilson was like one
Speaker 2: of the men in black who probably stopped that. Then
Speaker 2: they shipped him out because he tried to say the
Speaker 2: people in Denver's always two right. Russell Wilson was that
Speaker 2: they stopped it selling spice. Was like, I can't save
Speaker 2: them all, but I can stop a little bit.
Speaker 5: So that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: He's one of the man in black. But when he
Speaker 2: got too closet, he went to Pittsburgh.
Speaker 3: You see, Phillips always seemed like an alien to me
Speaker 3: and he's from.
Speaker 1: Now, y'all just listen, niggas. That ain't the same thing.
Speaker 1: I would say.
Speaker 3: It's a world class city.
Speaker 1: Sam Gazelle is a regular guy. He just is alien.
Speaker 1: And that's not fair. She Shane Battier. I listened, But
Speaker 1: that's a dent man with a with an unfortunate facial situation.
Speaker 5: Okay, I give you, I give you.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: Sam could said, all right, bet whatever I.
Speaker 1: Do, think if because we need to take a break.
Speaker 1: But what's fascinating here and I'm curious when we come
Speaker 1: back to hear more is like it sounds as if
Speaker 1: you are not only suggesting that the Men in Black
Speaker 1: are a real organization, but they are very sort of
Speaker 1: front facing in their actions that like they have regular jobs.
Speaker 1: They just are sort of returning to this organization as
Speaker 1: as almost like a fraternity of people hoping to protect
Speaker 1: the world with their work.
Speaker 2: You have to you have to you have to be
Speaker 2: a celebrity because a lot of aliens meet at the
Speaker 2: Mad Gallum, so you have to be.
Speaker 1: It's like an alien mixer, yes, alien mixture.
Speaker 3: So there.
Speaker 2: You have to make sure we have regular jobs be placed.
Speaker 2: That's why they get they don't get regular people like me.
Speaker 2: They don't, but like, get up there they see Like,
Speaker 2: mal been listening to your career for a minute, I
Speaker 2: think you're ready, and I'm gonna go to Denver and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna save y'all lives.
Speaker 5: But I won't get any credit.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, I mean, now, right now, you give
Speaker 3: me yourself.
Speaker 1: You're giving yourself to credit earlyer like that, You're like, nah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my Yeah, I.
Speaker 5: My life to save y'all.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: But anyways, uh, big deal. But I'm saying they yes
Speaker 2: to your question, uh to what you're asking me. Yes,
Speaker 2: they meet in Denver. You can't be regular people because
Speaker 2: these Amians are not ready. So you have to infiltrate somehow,
Speaker 2: some way. You have to have a name, Like I'm
Speaker 2: pretty sure you see Russell Wilson at Matt Gallup with Sierra.
Speaker 2: He never smiles because he knows he's there for work.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out if you look at a
Speaker 2: couple of people like I just I just know Michael
Speaker 2: be Jordan there, which for sure know. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: understand why they didn't take them down yet, but it's
Speaker 2: all good. But that's what that's what it is you
Speaker 2: meet the aliens because they're celebrity aliens and their man
Speaker 2: these are these aliens are making celebrities.
Speaker 5: Just think about it.
Speaker 2: You ever heard the term industry plant. It's so it's
Speaker 2: so easy to be an industry plant. It's so easy
Speaker 2: to be an alien. They can just force you don't
Speaker 2: force people like dancing gorilla. That is that groovy gorilla, dude,
Speaker 2: that is a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we we are big on the podcast.
Speaker 2: You gotta see an alien right there in front of
Speaker 2: your face and you're not saying better know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: They put him there to distract us from the real alien.
Speaker 2: So just say, We've.
Speaker 1: Called him a lot of words. Alien wasn't one of them.
Speaker 2: But uh, he knows his purpose. He meets over there
Speaker 2: every ting. I'm trying to tell you he's gonna be
Speaker 2: in the met Galla next year. I guarantee you y'all
Speaker 2: gonna remember this conversation.
Speaker 3: Well, I will go crazy.
Speaker 1: If just bumping his big ass shoulders into Rihanna, move off, Rihanna.
Speaker 3: I would be so hot. He got a stupid.
Speaker 5: Would he even wear won't even wear it to the bad.
Speaker 3: Some dumb shorts. He's just fucking shorts.
Speaker 1: He's just dressed like a Satanic tulip and.
Speaker 3: Dancing because I bet we meet him someday. But he's
Speaker 3: a nice guy. I bet he's I.
Speaker 2: Bet he's the fun. I'm trying to tell you that's
Speaker 2: how aliens get you, bro.
Speaker 3: But it's all.
Speaker 1: Damn all right, we need to take a break. We're
Speaker 1: gonna be back to talk. More men in black, more
Speaker 1: aliens with more Malek being more. Ma.
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Speaker 3: And we are back. No, that's how they get you
Speaker 3: talking about they being the Men in Black. Yeah, start
Speaker 3: some research, Malik.
Speaker 1: I did some research on your conspiracy theory. And keep
Speaker 1: in mind I did this research well before I heard
Speaker 1: a lot of your assertions, so I don't even know
Speaker 1: if all of it is even going to be speaking
Speaker 1: to you the way that I'd hoped it would. But
Speaker 1: I'm excited to hear your reactions to some of it
Speaker 1: because I think you might find tidbits of what you've
Speaker 1: already asserted inside of it. Let's start at the beginning.
Speaker 1: The Men in Black as an organization was first suggested
Speaker 1: to exist back in June twenty seventh, nineteen forty seven.
Speaker 1: Back in nineteen forty seven, this dude, Harold Dahl, goes
Speaker 1: out on a conservation mission. His job, I guess was
Speaker 1: a conservationist. And he's walking with his son and his
Speaker 1: dog out in the Moury Islands near Washington, collecting materials,
Speaker 1: and he claims to look up and see six donut
Speaker 1: shaped flying objects floating above him. Then he says, one
Speaker 1: of the objects falls from the sky. It falls some
Speaker 1: fifteen hundred feet and a bunch of metal material like
Speaker 1: this metallic material also falls with it. The material that
Speaker 1: falls kills his dog and injures his son, like his
Speaker 1: son gets like hurt on his arm from the shit.
Speaker 1: And then he takes pictures of that material, goes and
Speaker 1: shows it to his homie, his boss at the time,
Speaker 1: this dude named fred Fred Crimson, who who doesn't believe him,
Speaker 1: but he's like, I'll check it out. And then he
Speaker 1: goes and checks out the crash site and finds that
Speaker 1: same spacecraft there falling. And then the two men report
Speaker 1: this to sort of like mass news and shit, which then, uh,
Speaker 1: and maybe I'll wait before I tell you what happens next.
Speaker 1: But that's that's where the first suggestion of like men
Speaker 1: in black getting involved in people's lives sort of starts
Speaker 1: with with this dude Harold.
Speaker 3: But wait, so he reported this to the like the
Speaker 3: general authorities.
Speaker 1: He starts by reporting it to his boss, and he
Speaker 1: shows it to his boss, right he goes like, yo,
Speaker 1: this is what I took a picture of is Then
Speaker 1: his boss goes and checks it out, and it's like, yo,
Speaker 1: I saw the same thing. And then the next day
Speaker 1: a dude in a black suit supposedly a man in
Speaker 1: black shows up, meets him at his house, and then
Speaker 1: they go to a local diner where he basically breaks
Speaker 1: down the entire thing for this dude, Harold, where he's like,
Speaker 1: I know your whole story. I already know what happened.
Speaker 1: He's like recounting the whole thing in detail, even though
Speaker 1: he wasn't there, and then basically warns him at the
Speaker 1: end of it, like, yo, don't tell anybody or there's
Speaker 1: going to be massive repercussions for you and your family. Okay,
Speaker 1: And what year is it, you said, in the sixties,
Speaker 1: nineteen forty seven, forty.
Speaker 3: Seven, Yeah, okay, so this is before the UFO craze.
Speaker 1: Even yeah, this is before the big UFO craze. That's right, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 3: I mean you're in listen. It's not like a hard
Speaker 3: cell to me that there's a secret government agency, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, They're not the Medal in all
Speaker 3: affairs domestic and abroad. That's not like this was never
Speaker 3: a hard cell for me, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Malick, where does this does this idea does sound
Speaker 1: like the aliens you're familiar with?
Speaker 5: Or is this one thousand percent? I agree? Shout out
Speaker 5: to Harold, who I feel like.
Speaker 1: Og of all this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't believe that something was going on
Speaker 2: in nineteen forty six that you know, like you said,
Speaker 2: something fell down, killed his daughter correct.
Speaker 1: Now killed his dog and injured.
Speaker 2: His injured his son. This sounds like the start. It
Speaker 2: sounds like the origin of how all this started. But see,
Speaker 2: the thing is, I don't believe that the men in black.
Speaker 2: They can't they come the next day. I feel like
Speaker 2: they should in the next ten minutes after police, the
Speaker 2: police arriving.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's where you get skeptical inside this side story.
Speaker 5: So I don't know if who do you know who
Speaker 5: wrote that article?
Speaker 1: Well, this is where it gets fascinating because because I've
Speaker 1: been withholding a little bit of information from you, Jim,
Speaker 1: And here's where it gets especially fascinating for me is
Speaker 1: that that story almost within the week comes out by
Speaker 1: government investigation. They claim that the entire thing is a hoax.
Speaker 1: They say that Harold and Harold and Fred were just
Speaker 1: trying to sell this story to something called fantasy magazine,
Speaker 1: which was, I guess, a real periodical that was paying
Speaker 1: out a lot of money for fantastical stories at this time.
Speaker 1: They claimed the men were giving very different stories to
Speaker 1: the police and journalists, and that the men even came
Speaker 1: clean later, sort of like explaining that they were just
Speaker 1: sort of being silly billies. And there it is.
Speaker 3: Now, this is.
Speaker 1: Where it gets even more fascinating is a lot of
Speaker 1: people believe that the fact that they were not prosecuted
Speaker 1: for this crime or for this false statement is proof
Speaker 1: that it wasn't in fact a hoax and was legitimately
Speaker 1: a thing that the government then tried to like hush
Speaker 1: hush by calling it a hoax.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm back in. I'm still in.
Speaker 1: You're still in. Yeah, come on.
Speaker 3: Its feels it does to speak to like the history
Speaker 3: of it. It feels like every conspiracy that is brought
Speaker 3: up on this podcast in terms of how the government
Speaker 3: is viewed. It feels exactly like the story and the
Speaker 3: the guy with the white wife and dog. It feels
Speaker 3: like the same way they tried to discredit him, because
Speaker 3: who was this man before this story? Was he any
Speaker 3: kind of an unreliable source or was he just a
Speaker 3: business going about his life.
Speaker 1: He was a conservationist. He seemed like a guy who
Speaker 1: cared about the You know that some.
Speaker 3: Stand up guy. Yeah, that's a stand up guy. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And now all of a sudden, he's lying about shit
Speaker 3: coming out of the sky that doesn't even This.
Speaker 1: Is where it gets another turn of fascinating for me,
Speaker 1: is that the police do address that issue that people
Speaker 1: will keep bringing up of being like, well, why didn't
Speaker 1: y'all prosecute them if they were lying this entire time?
Speaker 1: And the police say, we were going to prosecute them.
Speaker 1: We had every intention of prosecuting them, but in interviewing them,
Speaker 1: we realized that this was just like a silly joke
Speaker 1: that spiraled out of control, and we sort of felt
Speaker 1: like nobody was legitimately harmed in the whole thing. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna let this slide. And that's where I start going,
Speaker 1: Wait a fucking minute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know how much cops let shit slide?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Notoriously, this this issue became national news, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like this was like Jesse Smolette level
Speaker 1: like talk in the world, and you're telling me that
Speaker 1: like nobody's nobody gets in trouble for that. You wasted
Speaker 1: all of those resources and nothing.
Speaker 3: I agree, yeah completely. I mean this was not hard
Speaker 3: to sell for me.
Speaker 1: Here's where my brain went though, and this is where
Speaker 1: I start to disagree with the two of you, or
Speaker 1: at least this isn't where my immediate thoughts went is
Speaker 1: I didn't start to think, well, but that means that
Speaker 1: maybe the aliens were real. It kind of made me
Speaker 1: feel like, well, this is the danger of white people
Speaker 1: being so gracious with white people, do you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like they do this historically where they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: white crimes are adorable and black crimes should put them
Speaker 1: in jail for the rest of their lives. And this
Speaker 1: is an example of the police being like, ah, it's
Speaker 1: just too grown assals being rascals instead of laying down
Speaker 1: the lull that this government claims to stand by, and
Speaker 1: in doing so they create this fucking awful web of
Speaker 1: copykits where for decades after this we are retelling stories
Speaker 1: of men in black because we just wouldn't punish some
Speaker 1: people for some dumb shit they did back in the forties.
Speaker 3: But on the side of that, but on the side
Speaker 3: of that, that speaks to like, so you don't believe
Speaker 3: these men, is what you're saying.
Speaker 1: No, I think they're I think there are just two
Speaker 1: fucking bored ass adults who decided to make up a thing,
Speaker 1: and I think it's spiraled in a way that they
Speaker 1: didn't anticipate, and the government finding two white men endearing
Speaker 1: shows to empower them rather than like make it make
Speaker 1: them an example for anybody else that would do this
Speaker 1: dumb shit.
Speaker 3: So you're for the mass incarceration, I guess if you
Speaker 3: really want to spend what I'm saying, Hey, Camilla Harris
Speaker 3: is my girl, y'all?
Speaker 1: Might I know the bitch just Kamilla and I like her.
Speaker 3: I do so in that I do wonder what sort
Speaker 3: of evidence would have to have been presented for you
Speaker 3: to be on the side that these men could possibly
Speaker 3: be telling the truth.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm fascinated by somebody who claims to have
Speaker 1: taken a picture of a broken aircraft and then doesn't
Speaker 1: have that picture to show other people besides this boy.
Speaker 3: Maybe the cops took it.
Speaker 1: It could be that's very real. They take shit, you know.
Speaker 2: That's why I don't think I don't see your point
Speaker 2: in the article. In this line, the police can make
Speaker 2: a crime scene or whatever they can take away evidence.
Speaker 5: We know we can't really truly trust the authorities all
Speaker 5: the way.
Speaker 2: So when she said the minute Black knocked on the
Speaker 2: door the next day and know everything, I think that
Speaker 2: they came minutes later because I think they have like
Speaker 2: some kind of surveillance to tap in into the police
Speaker 2: number N one one, and they they yeah, they the
Speaker 2: phone whatever, they tap into the phone and they come
Speaker 2: to minutes later.
Speaker 5: If it's like anything that raised suspicion, like this is
Speaker 5: what we're doing, and you know play.
Speaker 2: So so when you say like they took pictures, they
Speaker 2: see it and stuff like that, I think that the
Speaker 2: men in Black, This is my honest opinion. I think
Speaker 2: the Men in Black really kind of just observed crime
Speaker 2: scenes to see like, okay, what it is.
Speaker 5: They take their.
Speaker 2: Own photos and then they put it in their evidence locker.
Speaker 2: So they so we never probably saw the real pictures
Speaker 2: of the real actual crime because I don't know if
Speaker 2: the authorities would have played with it. I don't know
Speaker 2: who took pictures in nineteen forty six, are though the
Speaker 2: real photos, you know what I mean? But I know
Speaker 2: that the Men in Black have the real pictures of
Speaker 2: the dog who says, who says more than a dog
Speaker 2: that died that day?
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: It could have been like a massacre or something like that.
Speaker 2: We don't know, but I just know it's kind of shaky.
Speaker 3: I listen.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of conspiracies, but this one right
Speaker 2: here sounds like when the police came and minutes later
Speaker 2: they didn't take them to jail because it was it
Speaker 2: was just like two goof balls playing around for fantasy magazine.
Speaker 2: That that doesn't sound like a person that's truly bored.
Speaker 2: You should say he is a stand up guy. He
Speaker 2: has a family, he has a son, a dog. Sounds
Speaker 2: like a wholesome guy.
Speaker 1: You mean, tell me, well, he had a dog, his
Speaker 1: dog dad, and I think he killed his dog, but
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I also don't know how easy it was to take
Speaker 3: pictures in nineteen forty Thank.
Speaker 1: You, No, I think that was. Yeah, you had to
Speaker 1: really work hard to take a photo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with the put.
Speaker 1: Your head under a cake, don't move for fifteen seconds dying, and.
Speaker 3: To be but to be seriously too. When I look
Speaker 3: at this, it's like who has more of a reason
Speaker 3: to lie? It does still seem like as though the
Speaker 3: government who has a history of covering things up like this,
Speaker 3: regarding UFOs and stuff like that. I feel like would
Speaker 3: be more inclined to live than just like what seems
Speaker 3: to be a private citizen who was walking his dog
Speaker 3: and he's down a dog.
Speaker 1: My man's out, you know, Yeah, he lost a dog.
Speaker 1: For sure, his boy is injured as well. There are
Speaker 1: stakes involved in this, and so I think it really
Speaker 1: does lead us to question if we believe that this
Speaker 1: was some sort of alien encounter or if that's just
Speaker 1: a mean dad who who maybe had a rage incident
Speaker 1: and the police were like, just just walk it off, Harold,
Speaker 1: Just fucking go home.
Speaker 3: You're drunk, your dog. Your body in town knows it.
Speaker 1: Harold. I swear to God, man.
Speaker 3: Come out here one more motherfucking time, because you get
Speaker 3: drunk with that dog.
Speaker 1: You and fucking freend come out here. You get drunk
Speaker 1: with your dog and you killed it this time, Harold,
Speaker 1: you fucking killed it and you shot your boy.
Speaker 3: Next time this happens, I'm gonna shoot you, my damn soelf.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: Harold.
Speaker 3: Now go home. I'm gonna tell the papers it was
Speaker 3: an alien.
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I'll kill you, Harold, swear to God,
Speaker 1: and you're such a piece of shit, nobody will come
Speaker 1: looking for you. Get it out of my sight.
Speaker 3: I mean, when we break it down in that fashion,
Speaker 3: that does also seem reasonable.
Speaker 1: All right, well, here's what we should do. We need
Speaker 1: to take one more break and when we come back,
Speaker 1: I have a little bit more information to share with
Speaker 1: you guys that I'm curious to see if this tips
Speaker 1: it one way or the other. All right, we're in
Speaker 1: the middle now, somewhere in the middle, a spectrum of
Speaker 1: the middle. Let's see where we land at the end
Speaker 1: of this. We'll be back with more malek b My ma,
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Speaker 3: We are back, ugly, you're disgusting. I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 3: Give me two hundred dollars. That's what they said to Harold.
Speaker 3: With this article, we're discussing the aliens and truly the
Speaker 3: untimely demise of this dog.
Speaker 1: The dog is the unfortunate dog.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because.
Speaker 1: What I will tell you, and I tease this before
Speaker 1: the break, but I have a little bit of more
Speaker 1: information that this story from Harold and Fred, they were
Speaker 1: not the originators of the first sighting as it relates
Speaker 1: to this this specific UFO siding. Their story actually came
Speaker 1: from a story that happened three days earlier. The men
Speaker 1: in Black weren't involved three days earlier, but three days
Speaker 1: earlier in Boys the Idaho. There's this dude, Kenneth Arnold,
Speaker 1: and this story has not been debunked, but this dude,
Speaker 1: Kenneth Arnold was flying a private plane looked out to
Speaker 1: see nine saucers. Fred or rather Harold only saw six,
Speaker 1: but Kenneth Arnold says he saw nine. They were weird
Speaker 1: shapes and or full through the I believe it was
Speaker 1: described as saucers. I don't know, they didn't specify that
Speaker 1: it was donuts the way Harold claimed.
Speaker 3: It just seems like a big difference.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this was just the source that began. I
Speaker 1: think a lot of the conversation publicly about these saucers
Speaker 1: in the sky, which one could argue then leads a
Speaker 1: Harold to make up a story the way that he
Speaker 1: does less un prompted than it sort of seemed previously right.
Speaker 3: But I mean, but now these are questions of like,
Speaker 3: is that was that regional news? Did that transfer all
Speaker 3: the way over Boise in Washington State? There's still like
Speaker 3: a lot of they they they neighbor, but like that's
Speaker 3: still like enough distance that I would wonder would that
Speaker 3: have made it to Harold's local.
Speaker 1: News or you don't know that three days it's enough
Speaker 1: for Harold to have heard about that in the forty.
Speaker 3: On the radio terrestrial radio. He wouldn't be listening to
Speaker 3: the radio from there anyway.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, So it feels like maybe here's where it
Speaker 1: gets especially fascinating. And this is my final piece of
Speaker 1: evidence to share with you all. And this is going
Speaker 1: to really tip us one way or the other. Is
Speaker 1: there is? In fact, the reason I bring up this
Speaker 1: three days earlier is because this was this then spawned
Speaker 1: a section of the government, a government agency which is
Speaker 1: in charge of investigating these kinds of stuff.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Specifically, it's called the It's the Air Force's Air Material
Speaker 1: Command Technical Intelligence Division, which more or less does all
Speaker 1: the things that we suggest the Men in Black do.
Speaker 1: They go in after local authorities FBI and or local
Speaker 1: police have investigated, and then they do a separate investigation,
Speaker 1: mostly for the point of suppressing or controlling the narrative
Speaker 1: as it relates to UFO sightings or like what they
Speaker 1: refer to as the quote unquote softcer project.
Speaker 5: So you just said to that point, So are you
Speaker 5: still that's the Men in Black?
Speaker 3: Are you? How do more dogs have to die for you?
Speaker 3: Langston work like a dog?
Speaker 5: Is?
Speaker 1: I think the Men in Black can very much exist
Speaker 1: without Harold being a hero, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: I still think that's a man who killed his dog.
Speaker 1: But I also think that there's a very real possibility
Speaker 1: that there is an organization that's really dedicated to like
Speaker 1: controlling the way that we talk about, like you know,
Speaker 1: UFOs and aliens and all of that ship. But I
Speaker 1: don't think they're as sexy flexi as we've built them
Speaker 1: up in our stories, you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's bureaucratic more than it is like fucking
Speaker 1: under under airports and ship.
Speaker 5: Well, can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're so mad at me. I love this. He's
Speaker 1: so angry. I love it. I told you we wouldn't
Speaker 1: always agree and you're like, yeah, yeah, but I'll I'll
Speaker 1: sell hear you.
Speaker 2: But okay, even if you have a born job, let's
Speaker 2: just say it's born and it's it's.
Speaker 5: Just so dreadful.
Speaker 2: In this day and age and social media, you see
Speaker 2: people at boring jobs doing stuff, putting it online, making
Speaker 2: it having fun. So you have this man, I mean
Speaker 2: fat X, all of even security guards three m security
Speaker 2: guards are doing stuff on so they want attention. Men
Speaker 2: in black men and black you guys stand, you guys,
Speaker 2: stand and get with the times. Back then when when
Speaker 2: it was under Tommy Lee Jones and all that it was.
Speaker 3: It was we can't cite that is a historical story.
Speaker 1: You remember the documentary with Tommy Lee Jones and that
Speaker 1: man who likes sugar.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying like now, it's it's everything is flashy,
Speaker 2: everything is online. So if we do have this quote
Speaker 2: unquote real men in black, it is right in front
Speaker 2: of our faces because they want, you know, they want
Speaker 2: to make sure they're seene. Like I told you, I'm
Speaker 2: trying to join it, and when I join it, I
Speaker 2: understand like what comes with it. I'm gonna just show
Speaker 2: you a little small signs of like taking spicy chicken
Speaker 2: chicken from from Denver because I know they're putting something
Speaker 2: in the chicken sounds or I'm gonna just tell you
Speaker 2: there's so many different situations where I can tell you
Speaker 2: they're saving our lives, but we can't like think about it.
Speaker 2: Water water is not you know what I mean. If
Speaker 2: you look at water now, right, they're putting something in
Speaker 2: the water. They're putting something in the right what you're
Speaker 2: drinking right there day, what kind of water is that?
Speaker 3: It's just from the cooler. I got a cooler was
Speaker 3: that cool?
Speaker 1: Was that one of those McDonald's batman glasses.
Speaker 3: Well, I I like to have a big glass. It's
Speaker 3: a big glass. It's class said.
Speaker 1: You remember McDonald's those special batman glasses.
Speaker 3: I had no listen because the people who are who
Speaker 3: don't view this as a visual medium think that that's
Speaker 3: what I'm doing. It's just a giant you know.
Speaker 1: You got the Riddler one and is question mark right now?
Speaker 3: Question mark question mark. It's not a question mark.
Speaker 1: This niggas. This niggas forty drinking out of McDonald's Batman.
Speaker 3: Glass years old.
Speaker 2: I'm saying this organization is not a secret, is not born.
Speaker 5: It's right there right in front of our faces. And
Speaker 5: what we're ignored.
Speaker 1: You're saying, if I'm hearing you correctly, you're saying that, like,
Speaker 1: if this were just a regular government agency like the DMV,
Speaker 1: there would be people trying to do TikTok dances in
Speaker 1: front of the alien spaceships. It would be too We
Speaker 1: would be regular people behaving regularly with which then would
Speaker 1: bring too much attention to the situation. So it needs
Speaker 1: to be an elite class of people that that almost
Speaker 1: don't need the attention in the way that we expect in.
Speaker 2: These situations like the government, and it makes the same
Speaker 2: They make it seem like men in black don't have
Speaker 2: to you don't have any family, any friends and all that.
Speaker 5: And that's not true. And that's not true.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know what I mean, it's a dude
Speaker 2: right now just showing flashing.
Speaker 5: Look you want to see what's dope?
Speaker 2: And you know what I mean, flash, So you really
Speaker 2: got a job? Yes, it might be, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. So it's out there, so don't think.
Speaker 3: About like there's also a bad guy doing that who
Speaker 3: is not That might be, but that's.
Speaker 1: Not that's just a yeah, he got in front of
Speaker 1: that kikos and.
Speaker 3: That's just you bitches with Hey, girl, do you believe
Speaker 3: honestly and honestly, I think that's a good Who would
Speaker 3: you rather? Who would ladies? Who would you rather be
Speaker 3: with some guy who plays ball in Europe or some
Speaker 3: guy who's a man in black. It's you know, choose.
Speaker 1: One of those guys has a better imagination at the
Speaker 1: very least exactly.
Speaker 3: You gotta ride. Nobody believes you in Croatia with my top,
Speaker 3: you too. One guy who comes to my shop regularly,
Speaker 3: you know, who in the Israel will Pat bet Bro nobody.
Speaker 3: You're getting back in shape to go back to Estonian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like if maybe we should wrap this
Speaker 1: thing up. It sounds like we are at least in
Speaker 1: agreement that the Men in Black as an organization, maybe
Speaker 1: not entitle but certainly the organization exists, and if it exists,
Speaker 1: then they have a real motive for existing, which means
Speaker 1: covering up something and what that something is, or at
Speaker 1: least the scale of what that something is is maybe
Speaker 1: where we we debate a little bit. It may not
Speaker 1: some of us think it's the full shebang with Camilla Harris,
Speaker 1: and some of us think it's just little little weirdo
Speaker 1: blobs that come from the sky every once in a
Speaker 1: while that they don't know how to make sense of.
Speaker 1: But but I hear, I think we agree on that.
Speaker 3: We are black men and we believe in men in Black, the.
Speaker 5: Real the real men in Black.
Speaker 1: I think we should call that. I think that's the
Speaker 1: title of black men who believe in men in Black.
Speaker 3: I think we got it.
Speaker 1: This is great, Mala, thank you for doing this. Wait,
Speaker 1: you said Drake did what.
Speaker 5: Drake is an alien?
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to.
Speaker 3: That's that's right.
Speaker 5: I don't want to give you what listening to your
Speaker 5: audience like.
Speaker 1: Just something to think about, Drake, I mean, yeah, a
Speaker 1: lot of accents, dis oriented, thank you?
Speaker 5: And look what are you doing with sexy red?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That's yeah, all right, I'm just all I'm.
Speaker 3: Saying, confusing hairstyles, too.
Speaker 5: Many hair clips, to many.
Speaker 2: Built right there in the clip hair clip right, I'm saying, Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't see the same anyways.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Malick, could you tell the people where they can
Speaker 1: find you on what cool?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Malick b on all social medias. I have
Speaker 2: videos that drop every week. I'm on tour right now.
Speaker 2: I'm having the time of my life.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You just see me around doing you know, at your
Speaker 2: nearest comedy store, a comedy club or whatever it is.
Speaker 2: But it's now about that. Support me if you want.
Speaker 2: But I just wanted to get my message across it.
Speaker 2: And that's why I came here and hopefully someone who's
Speaker 2: listening to be like yo. I felt that way my
Speaker 2: whole life, and that's what that's what they want. Man,
Speaker 2: they listen men of black dato. You're not born into it.
Speaker 2: They recruit you so you know. Hopefully I can just
Speaker 2: inspire someone to continue to continue to believe.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's beautiful. Not enough people leave this podcast
Speaker 1: wanting to inspire in the way that you you're doing
Speaker 1: right now. I love that.
Speaker 3: That is great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bory, what you got?
Speaker 3: I need you to support me directly if you inspire
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Speaker 3: scenes footage, all kinds of stuff. Also watch Exploiting Kittens
Speaker 3: on Netflix. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think when this episode comes out, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: like two weeks or something, or maybe a week before.
Speaker 3: August is a big month for this podcast.
Speaker 1: It's a big month for the podcast. And speaking of
Speaker 1: August twentieth, please watch my special on Netflix, it's called
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Speaker 3: Bye bitch. Oh god, It's so good, so good.
Speaker 4: Hmm, so good, and taste it.
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