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Speaker 1: Podcast and we're back with my partner Gimo Nettie. Gimo Nettie,

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Speaker 1: you haven't told us much about your your trip to Thailand.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, the trip was the fucking best, did you

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Speaker 1: be honest? This is the Iron Rapport Podcast. We're all

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Speaker 1: about honestly, and we shipped on people. I'm gonna ask

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Speaker 1: you a question. Did you at all ever engaged in

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Speaker 1: a conversation with a woman that turned out to be

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Speaker 1: a guy over there this ship? Be honest. Don't shake

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Speaker 1: your head so quick. I want you to think. I

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Speaker 1: thought I was speaking to a woman and I realized,

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Speaker 1: oh ship, Yeah, people are embarrassed, like yo, I was.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to I was trying to funk with a dude.

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Speaker 1: You feel like you no, be honest. Think about it.

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Speaker 1: Did you ever engage in a conversation with a fucking

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Speaker 1: lady boy that had you fool? Be honest? Come on,

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Speaker 1: I'm asking you. I'm betting you be honest, be honest. Please,

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Speaker 1: it has never happened. You're so full of ship man.

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Speaker 1: We're not'm saying you were laying in the bed, whether

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, did you ever like you were at a bar?

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Speaker 1: You were talking when I did it. When I was there,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking, I'm like, oh, ship, this is a dude.

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Speaker 1: No man had a fucking lady boy in it, but

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Speaker 1: a liar. Man, You're such a fucking lie. I was

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Speaker 1: with your brother and I was talking to a fucking

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Speaker 1: dude who I thought was a chick at a bar.

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Speaker 1: It's never happened to you. It's never ever happened to you.

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Speaker 1: Gimo Neetti, you're're gonna look here and you're gonna tell

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Speaker 1: me that when you were in Thailand, as many times

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Speaker 1: you were in Thailand, the first time you were in Thailand,

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Speaker 1: how how many years ago was that? Thirteen years ago?

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Speaker 1: The first time you were there, you never had a conversation, luckily,

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Speaker 1: luckily because you can't tell, but luckily. All right, I

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Speaker 1: thought you're gonna be honest with me, man, because I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you, in my twenties, okay, listen, man, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you look here, man, you look here, man, Okay, in

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Speaker 1: my twenties, okay, when there was a lot of let's

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Speaker 1: call him street walkers. I know I engaged in conversation

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Speaker 1: with with women dressed up, but that we're really men. No,

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Speaker 1: I never I never walked like that. And I know

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Speaker 1: what happened to me in Thailand, black Okay, So I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying it went any further than that. But you're like,

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Speaker 1: you catch yourself and you're like you hope that No,

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Speaker 1: You're glad no one else is around because you're like, Yo,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm almost picking up a fucking dude, fucking guy,

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Speaker 1: but you're you're not gonna admit to that ever happened,

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Speaker 1: that never happened. Alright, Okay, all right, So what's up man?

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Speaker 1: What's up? G Moody? I see a lot of ship

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Speaker 1: now in the papers where teachers are going after the students. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like it's happening. It seems to be happening. A lot

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Speaker 1: more male female teachers they getting it in. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: wish that would happen to me. Me too. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: tell nothing. Motherfucker's be squealing and ship. I'm like, why

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Speaker 1: how these motherfucker's know? Like, why would you say something?

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Speaker 1: You mean if you when you were a student, If

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Speaker 1: if a woman a teacher came at after meeting, I

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Speaker 1: I'd be the home monitor, I'll be all that ship

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Speaker 1: and I get the best grades. Right. Why these motherfucker's squealing?

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Speaker 1: It's one thing for me. If it's a guy doing

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Speaker 1: it to a girl, you're a scumbag. And see I

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Speaker 1: wonder where what other people stance would be that on?

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Speaker 1: But for a guy, a little thirteen year old not

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Speaker 1: and you know how hard your ass be as sixteen? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: be nice and breast ship that lady. Man. I still

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Speaker 1: be with her. I still be with her. So you

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Speaker 1: never had a teacher hit on you, Well, I wish

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Speaker 1: try to. I wish I never had any of that.

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Speaker 1: You see, and it's prevalent now now, it's how it's

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Speaker 1: all the teeth. Yeah, they're sucking all the teachers. They

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Speaker 1: and ball play. I'm in the papers. Why you don't

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Speaker 1: fucking athlete. They you see these guys that they fuck with,

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Speaker 1: These are the motherfuckers that you beat up. It's always

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Speaker 1: the fucking guy you take his fucking lunch money. She's

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Speaker 1: getting all the ass. She got his low fout and

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Speaker 1: the motherfucker's stairwell and all kinds of ships. The teachers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there was one in Brooklyn. That was fine. A couple

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Speaker 1: of those females are good looking, man, A couple of

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Speaker 1: I never even had a teacher that I even I

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Speaker 1: about breath. I had some teachers with some breath. Man. Man,

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Speaker 1: I don't care if it was a fifty anybody showing

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Speaker 1: and I would have said ship you could rest ashore

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Speaker 1: if you want to freak off with a young dude,

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Speaker 1: if you wanted young loaf, you should have came to me.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have said anything anything you I wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: blown you up. Would you up? Why would I blow

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Speaker 1: you up? Tell my mom? So why they got to

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Speaker 1: know that you're hitting it? You're getting your good grade?

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Speaker 1: What the fund is wrong? When you're definitely getting good grades?

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Speaker 1: So why See, that's the thing I don't understand. Why

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Speaker 1: I don't get me who's fucking blowing the whistle? Man?

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Speaker 1: Who is blowing the whistle on these these teachers that

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Speaker 1: I didn't first freak off. How old were you when

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Speaker 1: you first? I freaked off when I was fifteen sixteen?

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Speaker 1: Always around that a lot of these dudes are freaking

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Speaker 1: kids are freaking off younger now Jesus, Yo, kids are

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Speaker 1: freaking off a lot younger now. It's it's it's I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: kids are freaking up younger. But I think but but

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Speaker 1: friends of friends of ours were freaking off younger. But see,

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Speaker 1: we were we were ball playing nerds like we weren't

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Speaker 1: play now, I'm going to get something. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go run up in something real quick, real proper. But

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Speaker 1: what if you had a teacher, If I had a teacher,

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Speaker 1: uh man, that if if my son, if I had

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Speaker 1: teacher giving me Mike checked. I would have been like,

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Speaker 1: don't say shit, do what you gotta do. Hit it

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Speaker 1: until she quit, until she said, fun, this is what

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Speaker 1: you're gonna say to your son. Yeah, if your son

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Speaker 1: Mike checks, you're gonna say, why are you telling me that?

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Speaker 1: That makes that's good sense. I don't need to know that.

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Speaker 1: That's your hang out. Get the good grades, right, hit

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Speaker 1: that ship, and and that's it. Don't tell nobody, because

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Speaker 1: once you tell somebody, it's a rap. Yeah, the party's

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Speaker 1: gonna be over. An experience like that, enjoy it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: What about this young man? Uh, we were discussing this

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Speaker 1: young man, this teenager. He recently had to get penis reduction.

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Speaker 1: Where is this gentleman from I think South Carolina or

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Speaker 1: some Arkansas or something like that. He had to get

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Speaker 1: like a football, that's what the doctor said. And they said,

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Speaker 1: it was like a deformity. But he could have been

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Speaker 1: in poor Yeah, like he wouldn't have to hit none

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Speaker 1: right right, they have them. They like the freak show.

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Speaker 1: That's like freaks and geeks. Yeah, he could have played

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Speaker 1: regular regular coxsman. He said, uh uh, he couldn't uh

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Speaker 1: uh diseases where you hard for five hours. Man. They

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Speaker 1: call that a disease. The football did damn and they

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Speaker 1: cut him. That. Nobody's cutting me. If you you're gonna

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Speaker 1: make it bigger, motherfucker, you ain't cutting it down right that.

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Speaker 1: What if you had a football, dick, I'm a superstar, right,

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Speaker 1: but what if you can't. You can't freak off with

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Speaker 1: a football, dick. I'll get it, I'll get it. I'll

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Speaker 1: get it in there, fucking football dick. Yo. This brings

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Speaker 1: us to the latest on Bruce Jenner. Man. I I

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Speaker 1: first of all, I want to say, because I know

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Speaker 1: we fucker Bruce. I really hope you know he went

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Speaker 1: to do he got into a car accident. Why is

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Speaker 1: he running from the Papa Rosster. You don't came out already.

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Speaker 1: Stand there, smile. Take the pictures you They're supposed to

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Speaker 1: be chasing your, yo. If they're gonna chase anybody, they're

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Speaker 1: gonna chase you, right, So what you expect you you listen,

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Speaker 1: you're Bruce Jenner. You came out. Wait wait wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait, that's the least of it. You're Bruce Jenner.

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Speaker 1: Your fucking daughter is Kim Kardashian and the rest of them,

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Speaker 1: the whole clan, that's your clan. I just get out, yo,

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Speaker 1: Take all the pictures you want, because but he's Bruce Jenner.

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Speaker 1: He's got that wild bunch of daughters. He's got an

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Speaker 1: ex wife who I think would like you because the

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Speaker 1: guy she's dating is your age and look similar to you.

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Speaker 1: Bruce Christian, you could get that that lady, that that

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Speaker 1: old lady. She she she's dating a forty five year

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Speaker 1: old black dude. If you look it up. This is

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Speaker 1: good for the Internet, this is good for our fans.

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Speaker 1: Look at it. That guy kind of looks like Gimnetti,

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Speaker 1: which makes me think Gimnetti. You could get Chris Jenner.

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Speaker 1: I'll have her with her hair braid if she ain't

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Speaker 1: turning me out. You ain't having me wearing no kilts

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Speaker 1: and uh turning into a lady. I'll have you black,

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Speaker 1: You'll be making gritsch's grits. I don't conform to these motherfucker's. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: those those chicks they put they put that that that

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Speaker 1: that the hanky panky, the spell on you. They got

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Speaker 1: one guy wearing a kilt, kid Lamar. This motherfucker turned

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Speaker 1: into a lady, Scott Dizzy. He acts like he's a

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Speaker 1: fucking like he's a a funk and he's a hood.

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Speaker 1: His behavior is like of a rapper, Scott Disick. So

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Speaker 1: Bruce Jenner, just so you know, just the contextualizing, was

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Speaker 1: an enormous star before the Kardashians, as Bruce Jenner the athlete.

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Speaker 1: mixing deodering with my like my body is my body? Nah,

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Speaker 1: not here, not in here, Not in the cab, motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what country. If you're driving, that's customer service.

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Speaker 1: Wash your fucking you need to get some wipes, some lightsol,

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Speaker 1: some bleach. Bleach your fucking feet, yo. Stick yo, get

419
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Speaker 1: a bucket, put some bleach in there, put some cold water.

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00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 1: Mix it. I'm not saying to burn your ship. Bleach

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Speaker 1: your ship, bleach your feet, to get the smell out

422
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: of out of your skin. You stink, burn all your

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Speaker 1: fucking clothes. We'll send you an American Giant hoodie. I'll

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Speaker 1: give you an American Giant hoodie because American Giant is

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Speaker 1: one of the sponsors. It is the sponsor of the

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Speaker 1: iron wrapped port pockets. And if you don't know about

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Speaker 1: American Giant, the slogan is American Giants Champion. Can't funk

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Speaker 1: with this ship. Yo yo, I'm gonna tell you, man like,

429
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Speaker 1: do you have that experience a lot with the cab drivers.

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Speaker 1: I just don't understand why. What's the reason for not

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Speaker 1: putting on deodoran Because it's always musk. It's always that

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00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: bitter musk, which is body. But I had a body

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Speaker 1: mouth combination, Gerald, I'm telling you on my way I

434
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,360
Speaker 1: think it was. It was either on my way to JFK.

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00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: It was a long and I was like, man like,

436
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: I was so angry. It was early in the morning.

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00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 1: Why is your breath and you're and you're and you'r

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00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 1: you stink. You don't smell that, you fucking pig, your

439
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: dog fucking breath pig. I don't. I don't. I don't

440
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 1: understand that. It's not fucking fair. It is not fair.

441
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 1: My new policy now I'm forty fucking five on March twentie,

442
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 1: send me gifts I'm keeping I keep guming in my pocket.

443
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 1: If I don't know you, if I do know you,

444
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,399
Speaker 1: if I kind of know you, if you're a business person,

445
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: if you're a bank teller, I don't give a fuck.

446
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: If your breast stinks, I'm going to suggest, would you

447
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,959
Speaker 1: like a piece of gum. Oh no, I'm fine. Please

448
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 1: take one, and I'm gonna just leave it there at

449
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: the fucking bank teller. I'm gonna leave it there at

450
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 1: the fucking Starbucks sky. You're in my Starbucks. Man. Your

451
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: breath should the worst. It should smell like it's coffee.

452
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 1: But no, it doesn't smell like coffee. You your breast

453
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 1: smells like ship. Yo. The cab drivers, the cab drivers.

454
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: I'm I'm, I'm, I'm gonna start carrying a stick of

455
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 1: gum and I'm gonna start throwing that the deodorant and

456
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: started spraying. You haven't flown with me on a plane.

457
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 1: Now you know what I do? Now, My son, see

458
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,199
Speaker 1: me do this, My girl, see me do this. I

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00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: carry a travel thing of lightsol when I get on

460
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: a plane, and as soon as I sit down, I

461
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: don't spray it into the ground. I sprayed in the

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00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: perimeter of my area to disinfect the area and and

463
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Speaker 1: to let people know I'm not with this dumb ship.

464
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: I'm not with all that. I'm not with this bullshit.

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00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: I go into the bathroom, I fucking spray. I come

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00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: out of the bathroom, I spray it. People see me

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00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 1: they do it like yo, they see me spraying that, shi,

468
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,199
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't not going to be how my

469
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: space invaded by your your fucking ass and you're fucking

470
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:08,199
Speaker 1: your armpits. Fuck that. You know what? You know what

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00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 1: I want to you know what I should do. This

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Speaker 1: is what I'm gonna do, Gerald, This is what I'm

473
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: gonna do for sponsorship. If somebody wants to get involved

474
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 1: with this, you come to us. I want to make

475
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: travel size air fresheners and the iron rapp Report air freshener,

476
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: and that should will smell like pot pourri, will do

477
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:31,479
Speaker 1: like the lemon smell. Julie will do whatever you want.

478
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Speaker 1: Don chompa a nice a lemon vanilla spray to ward off.

479
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: The Snapple can do it with us, Snapple, we gotta

480
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: fucking business proposal for you. Snapple flavored air freshens Oh shit,

481
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 1: holy sh it, Snapple Snapple flavored air fresheners. Yo. If

482
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: I can't get a sponsorship by Snaple, you know I

483
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: just gave them a bit. I'm gonna and people are

484
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: gonna like, Yo, you shouldn't tell all on that I'm

485
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: doing it. That's how much I fucking love Snapple. What

486
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: am I drinking right now? Tranberry raspberry. And that's what

487
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: just made me think of it. Imagine you had Snapple

488
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: flavored air fresheners. The I am rappaport Snapple flavored air fresheners.

489
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: And we make home size, but more importantly, we make

490
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: travel size. You could keep it in the in your pockets,

491
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: so when you go on the train, so when you

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Speaker 1: get in the cab, so when you go to the

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00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: fucking Delhi, so when you go to the coffee shop,

494
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: so when you're at the bank, so when you're fucking

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Speaker 1: meeting somebody for the first time that you want to

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Speaker 1: get a job from. Even if I'm meeting you and

497
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: I want to get a job from you, I have

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Speaker 1: the right to say your ship stinks? Do I not

499
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: have that right? Should I? Should? I feel like if

500
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: I say to you your ship stinks, you should be

501
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: offended and you might not hire me. Part of me

502
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: feels afraid to say it, like you don't want to

503
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: make them feel bad? But what about where you're making

504
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: me feel? What about my eyes are tearing? What about that?

505
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 1: What about my mouth has a fucking has you're smelling it? Yo?

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00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 1: Do you understand how disgusting that is. If if if

507
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: my mouth has to absorb your smell like some people

508
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: smell that fucking bad where you there, smell literally goes

509
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: inside of you, you dirty ship bag. And I have

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00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: the right to say no more and stop it. I

511
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 1: have to have the right to say stop it. Now,

512
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: brush your ship, spray yourself down, and bleach your fucking feet.

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00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: All right. This is the I Am Rappaport Podcast, Episode

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Speaker 1: thirty one. We are dedicating this episode some of the

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Speaker 1: great athletes that wore the number thirty one. Surprisingly, I

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00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: couldn't think of anybody who wore the number thirty one

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00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 1: that was a very significant as far as I'm concerned.

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Speaker 1: In the NFL. A lot of running backs thirty two four.

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00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: But this is episode thirty one. Mike Piazza war thirty one.

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00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: Fucking Brent Barry, Shane Battier, you know, Kurt Rambis, Priest

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00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: Holmes football player, great football player, but not elite elite.

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Speaker 1: The only other person who wore number thirty one in

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Speaker 1: any sport that I could think of, because we don't

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00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: fact check. We don't fact check here at the Iron

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Speaker 1: Wrap por podcast was the great Reggie Miller, who of course,

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00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: wore the number thirty one for the Indiana Pacers through

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00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,959
Speaker 1: the late eighties and the fucking nineties, and and and

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00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: of course, of course I have great, great respect for

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Speaker 1: Reggie Miller. Okay, and and it's been well documented the

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00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: troubles and headaches, migraines and ulcers that he caused for

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Speaker 1: the New York Knicks. I was there. I witnessed it

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00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: first stand at the Garden. I watched it on TV.

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00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: I I went to Indiana and had the stomach it

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00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: one night. All right, I saw him do it to

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00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: the Knicks. He's a a fucking, a motherfucker, fantastic high

536
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: school player, incredible college player, and the Hall of Famer

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00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: in the NBA. So, Reggie Miller, your number thirty one.

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00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: This is episode thirty one. But you lost. You lost.

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00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: You lost out again to a New Yorker this time, okay,

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00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: because this is the I M Rapports podcast, and you're

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Speaker 1: not calling the shots. My favorite, the greatest, one of

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Speaker 1: the most influential, underappreciated basketball players ever to come out

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Speaker 1: of New York City, Number thirty one, the great Dwayne

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Speaker 1: Pearl Washington. Now we're gonna talk about him briefly because

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Speaker 1: this is episode thirty one of the Iron Rapports podcast

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Speaker 1: and this episode is dedicated He's alive and well in Brooklyn,

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Speaker 1: New York, the Brownsville section. This episode is dedicated to

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Speaker 1: the great Dwayne Pearl Washington played for Syracuse Orange Man

549
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: eight three eighty four or eighty four, eighty five, eighty six,

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00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: fucking phenomenon. But before he went to Syracuse, let me,

551
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: let me explain something about the legend. I was a kid,

552
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: so I I was like, you know, a little young,

553
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: but you you heard about Pearl Washington, who, of course

554
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: his name was originally given to Earl the Pearl Monroe

555
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: because he needs no introduction, and then Dwayne Pearl Washington

556
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: got the nickname because he used to spin and you know,

557
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: he had handles similar to Earl Monroe. But when Pearl

558
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: Washington was playing in high school, first of all, here's

559
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: a little known fact. He was in the same home

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00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: room at Boys and Girl High School as Chris Rock.

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00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: That's non secret or fact, but it is a fact

562
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: Boys and Girls High School, Pearl Washington was like a

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00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: rock and roll star, Okay. People would travel around the

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00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: city and the tri state area to see him because

565
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: of course, there was no Internet, there was no handy

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00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 1: dandy videotape. You heard about him before you saw him,

567
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: and when you saw him. And this is in an

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00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: error win New York. This is when New York was

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00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: a hotbed for point guards. But Mark Jackson, Kenny Smith,

570
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: Dwayne Pearl Washington, Chris Mullen, I mean New York City

571
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 1: basketball at this time was Jerry Ice Reynolds. It was everything.

572
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: It was. It was probably at the Apex. But Pearl.

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00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: Without Dwayne Pearl Washington, there's no Tim Hardaway. That crossover

574
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: move that he did totally influenced by Pearl Washington. Asked

575
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: him Hardaway the next time you see him, you probably

576
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: see him this weekend next Tuesday, asked him, say talk

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00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: to me about Pearl Washington. Nick van Exel, he wore

578
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: the number thirty one. Why because of the great Pearl Washington.

579
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 1: All that shake and bake shit that like eventually Allen

580
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: Iverson and the whole and one mix tape in the

581
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: street ball ship that dudes are doing now. Pearl Washington

582
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: was the first one to do it on the grand stage.

583
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: I'm not saying he invented these moves, but he perfected him.

584
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: He he brought that ship to the Big East. Kenny

585
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: the Jets. Smith turned out to be a way better

586
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: player Mark Jackson turned out to be a way better

587
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 1: player in a pro But they will tell you Pearl

588
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: was a fucking problem and that in and out move

589
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: which eventually turned into the in and out crossover, the

590
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: Tulsa two step that fucking Tim Hardaway did. All these

591
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: people have have have been on the record to say

592
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: Pearl Washington was was was highly influential. John Stockton is

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Speaker 1: on the record saying during the Olympic tryouts, Michael Jordan

594
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: was there, Barkley was there. I believe Pat Ewing was there.

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00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: He said the hardest, the best player there in the

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Speaker 1: trouts was Dwayne Pearl Washington. Okay, so, and and I

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Speaker 1: just you know, he didn't have a great pro career.

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Speaker 1: And I think the reason, the main reason why he

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00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,919
Speaker 1: didn't have a great pope pro careers because through high

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00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: school in college he never developed a jump shot because

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00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: he didn't need to. He didn't need to. He could

602
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: just get to the basket at will. He was like

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Speaker 1: a hundred pounds six to a big, strong point guard

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00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 1: with handles, and he never developed a jump shot because

605
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: it was just too easy to get to the fucking rack.

606
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,240
Speaker 1: But that in and out move. He had the garden,

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00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 1: he had the carrier dome, and he had the Big

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Speaker 1: East in the palm of his hand. Okay, so, Reggie Miller,

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Speaker 1: you were great. You're a Hall of Famer, but this

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Speaker 1: is the Iron Rapper poor podcast at episode number thirty

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Speaker 1: one is dedicated to the Great Dwayne Pearl Washington from

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Speaker 1: the Brownsville section of New York City, Brooklyn. We out,

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