Speaker 1: Forever. Hey guys, I'm sorry. I was sitting a text,
Speaker 1: a shady S text. What were you gonna say? I
Speaker 1: said about the light up for tomorrow? Oh okay, look
Speaker 1: at you. Yeah, shod shoddy shod.
Speaker 2: Word of the week shod shoddy spelled just like shade,
Speaker 2: but pronounced shod shod. Listen, if Marie sounds off, it's
Speaker 2: because we went to trap karaoke last night and it
Speaker 2: is the thing to do if if it's in your city,
Speaker 2: you have to freaking go.
Speaker 1: You got it so much fun.
Speaker 3: I mean, I will say though, it was the ratio
Speaker 3: of men to women was like ten to two. When
Speaker 3: I walked in, I was like, Oh, it's gonna be
Speaker 3: some niggas in here. But and then the the eight
Speaker 3: dudes that were there were all gay, and then like
Speaker 3: two straight ones that.
Speaker 1: Came with us. Yeah right, yeah, I mean it was
Speaker 1: a good night because you know, straight Deuce, we ruined things.
Speaker 1: But I was like, it's gonna be.
Speaker 3: So I was like, some it's gonna give me a
Speaker 3: hennessy shot. I was like, it's gonna be a good night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, I might find a new hope for twenty
Speaker 1: twenty in here tonight. Andrew. You know any rap songs,
Speaker 1: rap song? Yeah, yeah, Andrew's a barb.
Speaker 4: I have a barb.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So you wait, hold on, so you know a
Speaker 2: whole Nikki song from top to.
Speaker 4: Bottom multiple Yeah, like you could wrap the song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your favorite?
Speaker 4: Revenge is a classic.
Speaker 1: I'll give us a little preview, a little taste, a little.
Speaker 2: Okay, because this is the thing about trap karaoke. You
Speaker 2: go up there, they play the music, and then they
Speaker 2: stop and you have to do it occupied.
Speaker 1: And they don't provide the words. They don't provide the words.
Speaker 1: I got to be able to just wrap it or
Speaker 1: like up there by yourself from the heart.
Speaker 2: And it's performance though, It's like, don't come up there
Speaker 2: and just try to do the words, like you have
Speaker 2: to give them a.
Speaker 1: People were dropping it low, people were popping it up.
Speaker 1: People are ripping the split of their dress.
Speaker 2: You have to pretend that you are that person. I
Speaker 2: mean people were in their church heels.
Speaker 1: People were going, oh my god, that lady had on
Speaker 1: her work shoots.
Speaker 3: You dropping it low in a church kitten and tail
Speaker 3: aloft nine whist situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they looked like usher acolytes. It was great. I
Speaker 1: don't okay, well, go ahead. Andrew gave us a little
Speaker 1: taste of you.
Speaker 4: Were there any Nikki songs last night?
Speaker 1: Surprisingly? Not surprisingly? No?
Speaker 4: No, no, right.
Speaker 2: Wait no no, no they did. They did Piggybank, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: which is a good one. That's like when Nikki was Nikki, right,
Speaker 2: that's mixed mixtape Nikki. Yeah, mixtape Nikki was superb. I
Speaker 2: think that that's how she got the deal.
Speaker 1: Six. Then you make the money and sign the contract
Speaker 1: and you go pop. Okay, let's stop. You got to
Speaker 1: sell her kmart merch.
Speaker 5: Let's stop the deflecting. Let's go, Andrew.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to deflect because I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3: Well okay, well, give us like a tiny piece like
Speaker 3: your favorite part.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, no, because I usually stop. I
Speaker 4: don't say the words like you.
Speaker 2: Because it all says nigga, nig So he'd be in
Speaker 2: his house though, no.
Speaker 1: Drop it low.
Speaker 2: Then he'd be on his his his piece, whatever piece
Speaker 2: he has for the week, piece for the week, piece
Speaker 2: for the week.
Speaker 1: Do you have a piece for the week? I had
Speaker 1: a piece last week? You did?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't feel like talking about them no more because
Speaker 3: they'd be listening to the podcast.
Speaker 5: Why do you guys have to ruin it for everybody?
Speaker 1: It wasn't really that memorable. I mean it was fine,
Speaker 1: but you want to yelp it how many stars? Bitch?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you off site?
Speaker 2: Okay, off site, Andrew, piece of the Week.
Speaker 4: I was supposed to have a Piece of the week
Speaker 4: last night, and it was so unfortunate. Trick Patrick downtown
Speaker 4: literally like a twelve inch stick.
Speaker 1: No, I don't believe you got a picture.
Speaker 4: I do have a well we need to see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta see and it's something better be in
Speaker 1: the photo for scale so we can see.
Speaker 4: No, you understand, you will see it.
Speaker 1: Well, Andrew, you could take a twelve inch dick.
Speaker 4: I only ate breakfast and then so.
Speaker 1: You get ate some dick.
Speaker 4: And then he just like kept on like pushing it
Speaker 4: further and further back, like the time.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was like pushing what back?
Speaker 4: And then he was ultimately and I was like he
Speaker 4: said he was free, and then he was like, okay,
Speaker 4: come over, and I was like, okay, I'm coming over.
Speaker 4: And then he said some other time. It can't it's
Speaker 4: too late. Now what.
Speaker 1: That's not twelve inches?
Speaker 4: And that looks that's soft. That's right.
Speaker 1: I don't that don't look like twelve inches, friend, I
Speaker 1: mean from this angle.
Speaker 2: Wait, let me see, let me see eight No, double
Speaker 2: ditch really is not twelve maybe nine, that's not twelve inches. Wow,
Speaker 2: this is nice, though, really nice. This is really good.
Speaker 2: So you come them into the paintings, the whole thing, like.
Speaker 4: The abs are pictures?
Speaker 1: What does he says? Which way do we scrow? Ah?
Speaker 1: Is that him?
Speaker 4: That's him?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Okay, he's like a few inches shorter than me. Yes,
Speaker 4: but you're six one. I'm six two.
Speaker 1: Okay, you don't need somebody tall. Yeah, it's okay, Okay, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I see him in his calvins. Okay, that's not the
Speaker 1: dick that I expected. When I see him with clothes, I.
Speaker 4: Know it's perfect gwart. So we postponed it, I suppose,
Speaker 4: and it was just not worth starving myself the entire
Speaker 4: day for I mean, you didn't get none.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't worth it.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Wow. The lesson here is eat what you want so
Speaker 1: you can get your piece of the week, because they
Speaker 1: may raly not canceled on you. I mean, have you
Speaker 1: had him before you've had him?
Speaker 4: No? No, we've tried to make it work before I
Speaker 4: canceled before you know, it's his turn.
Speaker 1: So okay, So now y'all are even even. But that's fun.
Speaker 2: That's the chase, like wanting to see somebody and the
Speaker 2: build up and then it like gets canceled.
Speaker 1: But you get three of those get you don't get three,
Speaker 1: get two of them. You get two of them. I
Speaker 1: get two.
Speaker 5: Everybody gets to cancel at least twice.
Speaker 3: No, you had to cancel one time, one time, and
Speaker 3: then I get to cancel one time and then that's it.
Speaker 1: There's no more cancelation after that.
Speaker 2: To be honest, when people are like so available, that
Speaker 2: like makes me dry, you know, like you gotta you
Speaker 2: gotta give me some kind of chase, like you was
Speaker 2: just you was just free off during the week.
Speaker 1: You don't have a day job. You have a night job.
Speaker 1: You don't work a night job.
Speaker 3: No, Sydney, they had a plan last night. Last night
Speaker 3: is the weekend.
Speaker 4: When did you make the plan yesterday morning?
Speaker 1: See?
Speaker 5: No, that's too no.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: And then he said the windows started at three. And
Speaker 4: this is why I was mad, because I was like, okay,
Speaker 4: I'm hungry now at noon, you know, for lunch and
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, if I could just make it past three,
Speaker 4: and then it got further and further and I.
Speaker 3: Was sis, you should have been like ah no, And
Speaker 3: see that's I was talking to Sidney about this the
Speaker 3: other day.
Speaker 1: I don't like feeling like that.
Speaker 3: So for me, like, I'm notody, that's gonna like just
Speaker 3: keep patiently waiting for you to make space or make
Speaker 3: time for me. Once I start to feel like I'm
Speaker 3: getting played, or I start to feel stupid, or I
Speaker 3: start to feel desperate, I I start deleting people's phone numbers.
Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna like lash out at you. I'm
Speaker 3: just not gonna I'm just not gonna reach out. I'm
Speaker 3: making it so that I can't reach out to you
Speaker 3: no more. I know, I'm deleting numbers and I'm letting
Speaker 3: you text me, and then I'm gonna be like, I
Speaker 3: know this is it's okay to be played a little bit.
Speaker 4: You're the one that's playing.
Speaker 1: Maybe what you're talking about just do.
Speaker 4: You know me? Anybody ever play you?
Speaker 1: All the time?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 1: Who's playing?
Speaker 2: That was many many moons ago, but I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: people have played games with me. I'm not as well.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying as an adult, like I'm not you
Speaker 3: not making me feel like a twelve year old, like
Speaker 3: I know what does and does not work for me,
Speaker 3: and I'm the only person that's allowed to waste my
Speaker 3: time just.
Speaker 2: Be that is that is a word, okay, message, that's
Speaker 2: the only the only person we should make that merch.
Speaker 5: We haven't said merchant a while. Now that we have
Speaker 5: merch merch shot, we gotta we gotta make up some
Speaker 5: more shirts.
Speaker 1: Andrew, and what do you want to say?
Speaker 4: I want yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah we do need that. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: yes we do need What's another thing. I don't know
Speaker 2: if we haven't been saying any like catchphrases in a while,
Speaker 2: but we got to sell the merchant we have, friend,
Speaker 2: I think we're they don't get we haven't seen anything.
Speaker 1: I have, No, we have none, we have none?
Speaker 5: So should we do that for like ongoing piece of
Speaker 5: the week.
Speaker 4: And he said, here, you're trying to make segments now, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm trying.
Speaker 1: I'm trying.
Speaker 5: I'm throwing these for twenty twenty. I just want to
Speaker 5: be a little bit more together, you.
Speaker 3: Know, by being on your phone the entire podcast and texting,
Speaker 3: because that's not really being together.
Speaker 1: Sis. You gotta hear you ain't put your phone down.
Speaker 5: And I was late. See I gave Marie such a
Speaker 5: hard time.
Speaker 1: See I didn't even bring it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gave such a hard time last week. And
Speaker 2: that's why the universe works. So that's why you can't
Speaker 2: be so self righteous people. You see how that is
Speaker 2: With the same token you be giving somebody a hard time,
Speaker 2: it's gonna come back and then you're gonna be in
Speaker 2: the same spot as them, and then you're gonna be like, ah, no,
Speaker 2: I see why they were late.
Speaker 1: How late were you to do?
Speaker 4: You're only like ten minutes late?
Speaker 2: I was eighteen minutes okay, Andrew, I was I round
Speaker 2: it down, a round up. I was almost like Marie
Speaker 2: last week. Yeah, she was twenty two minutes late.
Speaker 1: I oh, I thought I was twenty minutes late. It
Speaker 1: was twenty two.
Speaker 3: We added two minutes to it because we could go
Speaker 3: back and listen to the episode.
Speaker 1: It's say exactly how many me news.
Speaker 4: No, but you said that you wanted to stop being
Speaker 4: late in the last solo episode. I think that was
Speaker 4: your news New Year's resolution.
Speaker 1: I think that was my resolution.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm trying to stop being late to everything so much.
Speaker 2: But it's just like we've talked about this before. There's
Speaker 2: no way you can be on time in New York
Speaker 2: City unless you leave your house an hour and a
Speaker 2: half before.
Speaker 3: That's not true, it is. I know people who are
Speaker 3: on time to things. I know people who are early.
Speaker 3: I just hate and every early every time I see.
Speaker 2: Them on time, I'm like, oh, you have nothing else
Speaker 2: to do, Sydney, be here on time. It seems like
Speaker 2: you have an issue with people being available and having
Speaker 2: time to do stuff. The nerve I do, the audacity,
Speaker 2: I do the negorosity. Well, you know what the thing
Speaker 2: is is that I used to be on time all
Speaker 2: the time because you didn't have nothing to do exactly,
Speaker 2: and to be first.
Speaker 5: It doesn't feel good when you're just waiting around.
Speaker 1: I hate that. It sucks.
Speaker 3: Anytime we do and I get there early, I be like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is gross.
Speaker 2: And then you see people who are there before. You're
Speaker 2: like you, literally, this is your night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'd be sitting there by myself and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm never gonna be on time again. They're running in
Speaker 3: a in a in a cloud of sorry. Then just
Speaker 3: be sitting there for twenty minutes by myself.
Speaker 2: It kind of makes my nipples hard being late, you know,
Speaker 2: just that that rush that you get, the anxiety, especially
Speaker 2: when you text somebody like hey, almost there and they
Speaker 2: don't write back because they're just like, bitch, i'll know
Speaker 2: you not near.
Speaker 1: No, it's not why you.
Speaker 4: Double texted this morning that you were late, birl. And
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't, I don't mind that you're
Speaker 4: you sweat this point, oh.
Speaker 2: Shod shoddy boots, friend, not shot facts shoty fix?
Speaker 1: Were you?
Speaker 2: Uh? You have gotten your nails done consistently, like for
Speaker 2: the past three months now, yeah.
Speaker 1: But I let them sit for like three or four weeks.
Speaker 1: And it's just it's I like seeing you like this
Speaker 1: because I'm bald, friend, and I need people, So you
Speaker 1: can't have raggedy nails. Any people to know that I'm
Speaker 1: a female. That's it. That's all people know that you're
Speaker 1: a woman.
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, yeah yeah, shut up, sir, excuse me, sir,
Speaker 3: I just I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Also, my nails were not growing, they were like they
Speaker 3: kept peeling, So I was like, well, maybe if I
Speaker 3: do this stupidest of this things. They'll grow, and they've
Speaker 3: been growing. But this lady, every time I get them done,
Speaker 3: they cut them down and it's like, well, what's the point.
Speaker 5: Your hands look so sexy, Like I'm very attracted to them.
Speaker 1: Girl, you just horning? Did you guess? On this morning?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I use that, Doc Johnson.
Speaker 2: I used it, and I mean I might as well
Speaker 2: talk about it on the on the pod. You know,
Speaker 2: I heard my landlord having sex yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you say landlord. It sounds so funny. She
Speaker 1: is my landlord. I give her the rent. She's not
Speaker 1: your landlord. She comes down and like checks on things.
Speaker 1: She makes sure the heat is on.
Speaker 5: I complained to her all the time, and she makes
Speaker 5: things happen.
Speaker 1: Wow he her.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh baby, let me tell you now, my landlord
Speaker 2: is you know.
Speaker 5: Like she's quote unquote plus size.
Speaker 2: But when I heard the moones coming out of the room,
Speaker 2: I was like, well, that's the size.
Speaker 1: Zero beside zero. So yeah, the moons were faint. It
Speaker 1: sounded sounded real skinny, girl, they sound like low blood
Speaker 1: pressure moones.
Speaker 2: Understanding it was, it was real high pitched. It didn't
Speaker 2: sound like my friend at all. I was like, is
Speaker 2: there a white woman in there. What's going on? Felt
Speaker 2: very porno?
Speaker 1: How long did you stay there with your creepy ass?
Speaker 1: How long did you sit and listen?
Speaker 2: Oh the whole time, the whole fucking time downstairs. Yes,
Speaker 2: go home, roger By Cramer, I sat down.
Speaker 1: I mean it was she was late to work.
Speaker 5: It was at least ten, ten twelve minutes.
Speaker 1: Wait, you were there for ten twelve minutes? Is that gross?
Speaker 1: A little bit?
Speaker 4: That's not a little bit.
Speaker 1: Don't listen to Andrew. It was gross, a little bit nasty.
Speaker 1: I was like intrigues. I wasn't turned on. I was
Speaker 1: just like, weren't you though? You have your little rush?
Speaker 2: I mean he was breaking that damn wall down, like
Speaker 2: go off Kings, it's your world.
Speaker 1: You made her ready. That's that.
Speaker 2: Wakanda or wakanda for the weekend, for the weekend, for
Speaker 2: the weekend.
Speaker 5: I mean, I would I would like to hear you
Speaker 5: one day.
Speaker 1: What, oh my god, are you trying to meet to
Speaker 1: me in the studio right now?
Speaker 3: You would like to hear me? This is what I
Speaker 3: sound like when I have sex. What you're trying to
Speaker 3: do right now?
Speaker 1: You baby smoke? Break really yo?
Speaker 2: I just I'm just saying that I just laughed the
Speaker 2: entire time. It's not necessarily true, but you know whatever.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm very loud. I'm a lowd one.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm a vocal person. You I might not
Speaker 2: talk that much in conversation.
Speaker 1: You do though, but you do? Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Chatty Kathy? I feel like that's you, Marie. You're the
Speaker 2: one that talks the most. We can On and Off
Speaker 2: we could run back the table this tonight episodes On
Speaker 2: and Off the Pod Andrew speak on it.
Speaker 4: You just sort of fall back a little bit.
Speaker 1: Because Sidney be on her phone. When Sydney is when.
Speaker 3: Sydney is like locked in and and like present and
Speaker 3: looking at her phone to like read questions that people
Speaker 3: have sent us or like pre written stuff, she's on it,
Speaker 3: but like for the most part, she just be literally
Speaker 3: like what she did today. She'll be on her phone, like, well,
Speaker 3: let me see if I could set up my piece
Speaker 3: of the week for next week.
Speaker 1: No, I feel like that's what you're doing.
Speaker 2: Never I was gonna post a picture for us, but yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, if we ever go on a.
Speaker 5: Trip and you know, I'm in the other room and.
Speaker 2: My friend brings back somebody I'm gonna put a glass
Speaker 2: to the wall. I might even even I might even
Speaker 2: go to the door and put my air gross.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want to know mhm.
Speaker 2: It's nobody is interested in hearing what their friends sounds
Speaker 2: like getting their backboned out.
Speaker 1: Nobody just me. I mean I feel like I would
Speaker 1: want to hear a little bit. But yeah, ten to twelve,
Speaker 1: I had time. Did you do that?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 1: I was running late, but I had time. And then
Speaker 1: she came out and she's like, you were here the
Speaker 1: whole time.
Speaker 5: Yes, Sis, you didn't hear a blowdryer.
Speaker 1: Oh no blow drying.
Speaker 5: You couldn't end a blow dry because she was too
Speaker 5: busy getting that.
Speaker 1: The She was too busy getting her back blown out.
Speaker 1: Like I was a missed opportunity right there. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was fine.
Speaker 2: I mean, I want all my friends to feel it
Speaker 2: and have fun, live their life.
Speaker 1: And I mean to see my landlord just coming out.
Speaker 2: You she had a skirt on, but she pulled it
Speaker 2: all the way up above her kitties. She put the
Speaker 2: skirt on as a dress like an old person, lord,
Speaker 2: you know, and I've seen her naked, So I was
Speaker 2: just thinking about the whole situation.
Speaker 1: I think that I would.
Speaker 3: I think that we would all be curious just to
Speaker 3: hear what it sounds like for our friends to have sex.
Speaker 3: But I think all of us would be embarrassed if
Speaker 3: we came out and our friends were standing there.
Speaker 1: She caught us yasp like, and she ain't got no shame.
Speaker 1: So the fact that she.
Speaker 2: Had shame, she was like, wait, you were here the
Speaker 2: whole time. I said, yeah, I was, And I looked
Speaker 2: there dead and eye. I was like, yep, you're gross friends.
Speaker 2: And then she didn't address that, like obviously our heart.
Speaker 2: She's like, did you hear anything?
Speaker 3: And I was quiet, and then I got right and
Speaker 3: so she did address in the group chat. I was like, yo,
Speaker 3: somebody had fun this morning. Yeah, but morning sex is nice.
Speaker 1: I think I haven't had morning sex in a long time, Andrew, because.
Speaker 4: It's always like two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Ah, well, you'd be having late night sex, night out, yeah,
Speaker 1: night not morning person sex.
Speaker 4: No natural light. No, it doesn't do it for me.
Speaker 1: But you're so pretty, but your like skin is like alabaster.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, thank you. This is the first
Speaker 4: time that you guys have ever really been nice to me.
Speaker 3: And we saw those kind of I was still kind
Speaker 3: of being a little shady. Alabasta is a compliment for
Speaker 3: you don't know what that word means. It means, it
Speaker 3: means porcelain white.
Speaker 2: And I've seen I've seen your back. Thank you, it's
Speaker 2: been nice back. So that paper plates those are.
Speaker 3: Cute, a little serrophoned, the little school plate cute.
Speaker 2: Done it does I could I could see somebody having
Speaker 2: fun with you, Andrew.
Speaker 1: You think that we're not nice to you, that is
Speaker 1: that's crazy, mind. I kissed you on your forehead. No,
Speaker 1: that's what was not nice. Totus stuff when you live.
Speaker 4: I mean, you guys want to beat us sing Nicki
Speaker 4: Minaj And I was like, no, I'm not falling for
Speaker 4: this trap because I know that you know you say
Speaker 4: the word no, no, no, because because then you guys
Speaker 4: would just be like just making roasting me.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, So we went to trap karaoke and Alex
Speaker 2: did make an estallion and he was so fucking good.
Speaker 1: I have a newfound respect for him. What he was great? Like,
Speaker 1: Alex was great, but you have a new found respected him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he sang a wretched ass Megan the Stallion song.
Speaker 2: Well, it was his whole performance I want to see
Speaker 2: him one hustle and flow.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: And I was like, if you just applied that to
Speaker 5: your comedy, no.
Speaker 2: Joking, that's not mean, that's mean.
Speaker 1: No, don't don't. Don't take shot from from me that
Speaker 1: he has a great stage presence. He's he's a good guy.
Speaker 1: He's a great guy.
Speaker 5: He was so good last night.
Speaker 2: It's so intimidating because you just don't want to not
Speaker 2: know the worst.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 3: Emina got on stage and I was like, I mean,
Speaker 3: I'll come on stage with you. I'm trying to pull
Speaker 3: Sydney up. Sidney doesn't want to get on stage. She
Speaker 3: doesn't want to get on stage at all. She's just like, nah,
Speaker 3: you were rapping complete bars, like full songs. And then
Speaker 3: as soon as we were and you're a ham, sis
Speaker 3: you be performing. I was like, Sis, come on state
Speaker 3: with us.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: You guys looks so cute. I was like, oh, m
Speaker 2: and a. Do you guys have a podcast? Would you
Speaker 2: guys listen?
Speaker 5: If Marie and Amina had a podcast separate from this one.
Speaker 1: I would replace this one with Amina. Really, baby, maybe Alex, you.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't do such a thing. That's a lot of work
Speaker 2: to do. You know how far we've come.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of work. A podcast starting, a
Speaker 1: whole podcast. I would start. I would just we would
Speaker 1: just record here and not tell you he was here.
Speaker 1: What Andrew would not let that go down?
Speaker 2: How we would get a different producer.
Speaker 1: We have We'd be like, look, Alex is not really
Speaker 1: working out? Would Andrew here?
Speaker 3: Also, Sydney's not really you know? And I said the
Speaker 3: podcast no more. So here's a mina. She's a mother
Speaker 3: and Alex he's a thought and.
Speaker 1: Mother for thought. Yeah, mother for thought. That's the podcast. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: Uh what other news do we have?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What else is going on with you this week? Well?
Speaker 2: Uh, you know, my dresser came. We didn't put it together,
Speaker 2: but it's here. I got my jacket, it's here. Like
Speaker 2: my packages are coming to my apartment now, and it's
Speaker 2: making me happy because I was tracking them a lot. Okay,
Speaker 2: obviously this is not like you know, spicy, but this
Speaker 2: is what's going on in my life. No, I was
Speaker 2: gonna ask you a follow up question. Okay, sorry, you're sensitive. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so who's gona put the dresser together? Says, because I'm
Speaker 2: not coming back out.
Speaker 1: There to do that for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was unfortunate. Yeah that was so you won't
Speaker 2: you won't. I'm gonna, okay, test grab it. Have you
Speaker 2: guys hired anybody from tast Rabbit?
Speaker 1: No, I will trust them. Stranger dangers in home? Why
Speaker 1: talk to me? I don't even know what that is
Speaker 1: they're doing? No paintings hung up in his house? Yeah?
Speaker 5: How did you put your stuff together in your home?
Speaker 4: My parents helped me?
Speaker 1: Oh privilege? Okay, fuck you? Yeah, I don't relate. I can't. Sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry saying that your parents helped you.
Speaker 4: My dad is a construction worker. My mom's an interior designer.
Speaker 6: Oo.
Speaker 1: Wait, your mom is an interear like Gray Sadler design.
Speaker 4: And they're both retired now.
Speaker 1: But yeah, oh damn. I'm like, she wouldn't do no
Speaker 1: pro bona.
Speaker 4: For us, and she works for people that she knows now,
Speaker 4: like she'll just do special projects, well she knows us.
Speaker 1: What's your mom's name?
Speaker 4: Kathy?
Speaker 1: Kathy? Yes, yes, yes, Kathy? Oh my god, Alex English
Speaker 1: mom named Capri. That was why I love that Capri,
Speaker 1: Caprie and Kathy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I become a mom, like my mom's name
Speaker 2: is Sydney, that's just just too casual.
Speaker 5: It doesn't feel like a mom named Marie feels like I'm.
Speaker 2: Very but somehow you were able to rebrand Marie.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now when I hear somebody who has Marie, I'm like, Oh,
Speaker 2: they're gonna be like, they're gonna be cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna be loud.
Speaker 3: When I meet somebody named Marie, I'll be like, yuck,
Speaker 3: your name is gross. Any Time I talk about somebody
Speaker 3: that my name is Marie, they're like, oh, that's my
Speaker 3: middle name. And I always say it's my middle name too,
Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, your name is Marie Marie.
Speaker 2: And I'd be like, that would be cool. Actually, no,
Speaker 2: it would not. I would take that. No, you would
Speaker 2: know you're such a star that Marie Marie makes you.
Speaker 5: Should you should reburn.
Speaker 1: Sydney whatever you had for breakfast this morning. I feel
Speaker 1: like I need because you are in glorious mood.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, So ZLAF was not working for me. I
Speaker 2: can't so literally having a mental breakdown. I called Marie
Speaker 2: bawling uh and.
Speaker 1: It was not working.
Speaker 2: I was not sleeping and I was stressed out and
Speaker 2: I had that thoughts and I wasn't eating.
Speaker 1: So now I'm one real butrin and I feel great.
Speaker 1: You hear it? Do you hear? I really do feel good.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 4: I was on well beatrimp for a while and I
Speaker 4: felt that same way at the beginning too.
Speaker 1: Oh at the beginning, you're saying, take this from me.
Speaker 4: I mean it's not the same forever.
Speaker 1: So what was your experience?
Speaker 4: I just said, I don't know. I liked at the
Speaker 4: beginning of that, I was just like, I know, I
Speaker 4: don't think that it is working, but you don't know
Speaker 4: what to really like apply like okay, if I'm am,
Speaker 4: I just having a bad time, or you know, all
Speaker 4: these other factors, So I don't know, it might not
Speaker 4: be in the well be a trend. So how long
Speaker 4: were you wanted for a few months, like two or
Speaker 4: three months.
Speaker 1: And you were happy for the first Yeah, and it.
Speaker 4: Was like working for a little while.
Speaker 1: For how long? Can you tell me?
Speaker 2: I will schedule some things around this happy around the
Speaker 2: shore right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I will, Marie.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go skating and he's gonna teach me how
Speaker 2: to skate.
Speaker 4: You want to skate skate like Brent Park.
Speaker 2: No, oh, ice skating is too advanced. Yeah, roller skates, Oh,
Speaker 2: roller skating. Yeah, I've it's the season to go ice
Speaker 2: skating though, Yeah, but we don't. We don't do things rollers.
Speaker 1: Not that far from here, there's a place that like
Speaker 1: there's a rink that's opening up, Like is it a
Speaker 1: pop up? No, I think it's just the rink that's
Speaker 1: opening up. They have all the gross rink.
Speaker 3: Carpet, you know what I'm talking about, like that ugly
Speaker 3: like I feel like bowling at least have that same
Speaker 3: like gross carpet too.
Speaker 2: I just love skating because it reminds me when I
Speaker 2: was in California, like my childhood. I always appreciate me
Speaker 2: as a kid in California because I was able to
Speaker 2: do things said city kids just they're not really.
Speaker 1: Capable of doing. They don't know about.
Speaker 5: Skating and skating.
Speaker 3: And they're skating in New York's, they're skating in Brooklyn,
Speaker 3: and they're.
Speaker 2: They're skating for their life. They're they're skating to get
Speaker 2: away from something. I'm skating because I'm truly in love
Speaker 2: with it and I have real talent. Oh my god, Okay, Grissy,
Speaker 2: I'm a Gucci heard juices?
Speaker 1: Heard you, Tara Lipinski? That's me? Wow? Yeah, your references
Speaker 1: are very hot. Shut up, Sydney. This well, Sydney.
Speaker 3: When I saw Sidney last night at Trap karaoke, she
Speaker 3: was so happy and I didn't singing.
Speaker 1: Like that is so long and me and I Mena
Speaker 1: just kept screaming. Well, well, I was at the diner
Speaker 1: and I held Ma's hand and she let me. Did
Speaker 1: you hold my hand? Yeah? Let me.
Speaker 4: I don't remember that you thought it was someone else.
Speaker 1: I was sitting next to Sydney. I don't remembers holding hand.
Speaker 1: Sydney is so gay. I love it gross. Anyway, this
Speaker 1: diner best waffle in the city.
Speaker 2: Yo, what's the most what's the most expensive waffle you
Speaker 2: have ever paid?
Speaker 1: Expensive? It's like what I didn't pay Oh yeah, we
Speaker 1: did not. I didn't even look at the price.
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't even think it's like sixteen eighteen
Speaker 2: dollars for this waffle. Well, it's a sexy as waffle.
Speaker 2: I feel like the chef.
Speaker 1: Put his dick, the tip of his dick in the
Speaker 1: batter or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was, or or you could just tell that
Speaker 2: the chef is like happy who works there because he
Speaker 2: makes it right.
Speaker 1: He putting well buttrin in the waffles. Yeah, he just
Speaker 1: greating it in there like like nutmeg.
Speaker 5: Okay, we want to do a holiday party too.
Speaker 1: No, we want to have a we want to have
Speaker 1: a New Year's Eve party. Oh, it's a different it's
Speaker 1: a different thing. Sorry, holiday implies like you knows.
Speaker 2: Well, we need to figure this out now because it's
Speaker 2: going to be the New year in three weeks.
Speaker 1: Do you guys know that?
Speaker 4: Do you guys know that? Do you guys have calendars?
Speaker 2: Sorry, well, when this comes out, I don't know when
Speaker 2: it's coming out what you do.
Speaker 4: It's like coming out like the week before New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1: This comes out on Friday. What are y'all talking about?
Speaker 1: We do this every week.
Speaker 4: Wait, no, no, no, because I already have an episode ready
Speaker 4: because we already recorded a solo episode.
Speaker 1: We did two. Okay, you know this is weird conversation.
Speaker 1: It's hard to keep up. No, I thought that the
Speaker 1: next one.
Speaker 4: Have a solo episode already. Remember the day that you
Speaker 4: came in for one episode, just the solo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the twenty twenty vision.
Speaker 2: No, okay, check your records and we'll put a pin
Speaker 2: on that and we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: I think that was twenty twenty visions.
Speaker 4: Then Alex, and then we have another one, but the
Speaker 4: ready oh you do, yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, says so otherwise it's coming out in two weeks. Okay, Sydney.
Speaker 3: You be asking like when does this come out? It
Speaker 3: either comes out this week or it comes out next week.
Speaker 2: Well, I just I want to keep the fans or
Speaker 2: the listeners like I want them to be present, like
Speaker 2: what we're thinking about at the moment, and that's what
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, no, I don't think that they care a friend.
Speaker 1: They're just trying to get to work and they're like
Speaker 1: listening to us, be like, well, how do we have
Speaker 1: literally about that? They love it?
Speaker 5: I mean, I mean we have gotten so many d
Speaker 5: ms recently, not.
Speaker 2: About people that are like, we love how y'all be
Speaker 2: scheduled in the pod.
Speaker 3: No one is messaging us about that, not literately. Literally,
Speaker 3: no one is like, well I love that this came
Speaker 3: out right after thanks.
Speaker 1: Nobody can't. No one, not at all.
Speaker 2: And they always talk about how they're like going to
Speaker 2: work or they're at work, and it's just wonderful that
Speaker 2: we're the escape that from your stupid ass job.
Speaker 3: I love that that you're sitting in your car right
Speaker 3: now we are You're sitting on the I don't know
Speaker 3: the train, the t is that a train system.
Speaker 2: The train or whatever the hell you're doing, or you're sitting.
Speaker 1: On your Yallama's back on the way to work. We
Speaker 1: love it. I think that it's cool that people listen
Speaker 1: to us. But it's also a little bit weird. No,
Speaker 1: it's not, it's not. It's a little bit weird.
Speaker 3: Great that I sit here in this chair and I'm
Speaker 3: talking to my friend and I say things not really
Speaker 3: thinking about them, and then in a week's time someone
Speaker 3: is listening to it, and it's.
Speaker 2: Like and then messaging you about it. It's crazy, you know,
Speaker 2: wild and Andrew. I mean, I don't know how your
Speaker 2: d ms are, but they d about you, and it's
Speaker 2: just like, okay, well then what would he just start
Speaker 2: his own pa?
Speaker 4: Then what would that be about?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: You tell me, Okay, what.
Speaker 3: Are your what's your what is your expertise? What are
Speaker 3: you good at? Okay, let's unpack this.
Speaker 1: Yeah my expertise, Yeah, a couple of things that you
Speaker 1: think that you're like good at.
Speaker 4: I guess what would it be called? Online dating dating apps?
Speaker 4: I think you're good at dating dating. I would have
Speaker 4: like a lot of funny things to say about that.
Speaker 2: I think you're good at I think you're good at
Speaker 2: like hookups, Like you're just good at it, like it
Speaker 2: happens like you do will be hooking up. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: never not have a hookup.
Speaker 4: No, I really haven't had sex like in months now.
Speaker 1: Months, Laurel. What's the last time?
Speaker 4: This is why, Like last night was such a disappointment
Speaker 4: that it didn't happen.
Speaker 2: It might just feel like it's well, when's the last time?
Speaker 1: Friend? Was it October?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean if someone if someone ate me out,
Speaker 4: that doesn't count.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess that don't count. But like somebody
Speaker 1: ate you out, why would they not.
Speaker 4: Because they don't want to have sex with you?
Speaker 1: It's your time, you make you make the move, cut
Speaker 1: up the week.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so wait, so you guys might have come
Speaker 3: over and talked with salad hold on, and you don't.
Speaker 1: Give them nothing.
Speaker 4: I'll like suck them.
Speaker 1: The way you said. It's like you throwing throwing some
Speaker 1: in the garbage. Suck them. I'll throw a hot pocket in.
Speaker 4: For him, yo, Andrew, it's late and then like after
Speaker 4: like I feel so bad, but it's like, do you
Speaker 4: feel bad, So.
Speaker 1: Do you get your ass?
Speaker 2: Eight?
Speaker 1: And then you were like and then you I gotta
Speaker 1: be up in the morning for right.
Speaker 4: But it's like yeah, if them at the bar, they're like, hey,
Speaker 4: like where do you live? I'm like right around the corner.
Speaker 4: And then they're like, okay, I really want to eat
Speaker 4: you out. They are initiating the eating out, you know.
Speaker 1: Is that how the dialogue is for you guys? I
Speaker 1: guess that's how the men be doing this.
Speaker 2: I really want to Oh my god, okay wait wait
Speaker 2: wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 3: So you know, I'm back on these dating apps, live
Speaker 3: in my best life, you know, really trying to thrive.
Speaker 3: And this guy sent me a message and it just
Speaker 3: said You're gonna let me eat your ass.
Speaker 1: You're gonna let me eat your ass.
Speaker 3: And I was like, and Carolina was like, the answer
Speaker 3: is yes, and I was like, no, i' must say.
Speaker 1: Probably, you know, just to keep them on his toes.
Speaker 1: I was like, ha ha, probably have you ever gone
Speaker 1: your ass?
Speaker 2: Mmm?
Speaker 1: I feel like somebody tried once. I feel like you're weird,
Speaker 1: you're too.
Speaker 5: Like silly to get my ass. A yeah, you're goofy.
Speaker 4: I don't like the probably response because then it makes
Speaker 4: it sound like you have like poop poo down there, Like.
Speaker 1: No, probably, I said, like maybe.
Speaker 4: I was like, hell, maybe it depends on what happened.
Speaker 5: When everybody has poopoo down there, don't do that.
Speaker 3: I don't have poo down there. My buddy is smooth today.
Speaker 3: Ain't no dingle berries back there tonight. What I'm saying,
Speaker 3: no wild thornberries and use baby wipes every time.
Speaker 1: No, but I haven't pooped yet today, that's all. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not pooped. Friend.
Speaker 2: I just feel like we shouldn't shame people if you know,
Speaker 2: if there's a little something, or if there's if there's
Speaker 2: a little like a little smell, just it's natural, Sittney.
Speaker 1: You guys, something you want to get off your chest,
Speaker 1: somebody want to get off your ass. Friend, you just
Speaker 1: have to be honest, you have to be.
Speaker 2: Said maybe, and then he stopped responding to me, or
Speaker 2: he was like he said, oh, I guess that's super
Speaker 2: mundane now, And I was like, I don't know if
Speaker 2: it's mundane.
Speaker 3: I just said maybe because you asked so nicely. You
Speaker 3: he was like, he was like, I'm nothing but a gentleman.
Speaker 1: And we stopped talking. So I guess he's not gonna
Speaker 1: eat my butt.
Speaker 3: But I feel like, yeah, that's that's when people ask me,
Speaker 3: now what I'm looking for on these apps, or like
Speaker 3: why I'm what I need or what I want.
Speaker 1: I'm very honest. I just feel like it's easier to
Speaker 1: just be honest. You know.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I ever want to go back
Speaker 2: on apps. I don't think that's for me, you know, Okay,
Speaker 2: I feel like I have to. I'm already on when
Speaker 2: I'm doing comedy. I don't have to be on some
Speaker 2: more for these fucking apps. People ask you some dumb
Speaker 2: ass questions and they try to do more than what
Speaker 2: it is. It's like, ah, well, yeah suck. I one
Speaker 2: hundred percent agree with you that they suck.
Speaker 3: But people also like, people don't really approach me in
Speaker 3: real life at all, and.
Speaker 2: You guys need to fucking stop doing that approach her.
Speaker 3: Yes, I also like when they do approach me, I'll
Speaker 3: be like, what a weirdo, such a stranger danger, you
Speaker 3: are intimidating.
Speaker 2: I'm your all, I'm your friend, and sometimes I'm scared
Speaker 2: to say stuff to you.
Speaker 3: Good, but I held your hand last night and you're
Speaker 3: not afraid to keep saying that you let me help
Speaker 3: you shut up. Free waffles make me very moist. Me
Speaker 3: what I'm sold damp damp. I was like the whole booth.
Speaker 3: We almost drowned in the booth yesterday. That's how moist everybody.
Speaker 1: Was clean for me.
Speaker 2: Right now, it's just I am a codependent person. And
Speaker 2: that's what I've I've realized that, like it's it's final.
Speaker 1: I am a.
Speaker 2: I am a I'm a codependent person. And for however
Speaker 2: many years it was like being in a relationship being codependent,
Speaker 2: and then you know, I'm with you, I'm doing this
Speaker 2: podcast with you. I'm like codependent and so now I'm
Speaker 2: just like trying to push myself away from that. And
Speaker 2: like so I have my apartment and I'm trying to
Speaker 2: get things together and I'm ordering stuff for me and
Speaker 2: you know, getting my checks. And I wasn't doing any
Speaker 2: of that in that relationship.
Speaker 1: You weren't getting your checks.
Speaker 5: I was getting my checks. But I was very dependent
Speaker 5: on you.
Speaker 1: Weren't taking care of any of your responsibilities. Not really, No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't.
Speaker 2: I'm very embarrassed, but I'm just being honest, you know,
Speaker 2: And now I am I pay my rent two months
Speaker 2: in advance.
Speaker 3: Now I feel so fucking good about it. That means
Speaker 3: you the next two months gonna be late. If the
Speaker 3: first two months early, the next two month's gonna be late.
Speaker 2: Yo. I paid December and January, like I feel, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do that. I gotta get checks. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just like nervous that I will fall by
Speaker 2: the wayside, just knowing myself, you know.
Speaker 1: And I've been spending, so it's just like, let's get
Speaker 1: it out of the way while I have it. More
Speaker 1: money is coming.
Speaker 5: But it's just how I'm thinking now.
Speaker 2: And I would never have thought that in a relationship
Speaker 2: when I was in the religion.
Speaker 5: I would just like let stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking about you this morning when I
Speaker 3: woke up. I was like, I wonder, what's the last
Speaker 3: time Sidney went grocery shopping? And I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't know if Sydney's ever gone grocery shopping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I have not. I have not.
Speaker 2: I've not gone grocery shopping. And that's why living with
Speaker 2: at Carolina's is hard to because I'm getting right back
Speaker 2: into code of Penzzy because.
Speaker 5: That bitch is always cooking. She loves cooking.
Speaker 2: She will fry an egg real quick, She'll make a
Speaker 2: real cute salad. She put garnish in that shit like,
Speaker 2: she'll bake some bread like everything is always she.
Speaker 3: Do be cooking and she can cook her ass off.
Speaker 1: And it's but Sidney, like you can't live your.
Speaker 3: Life just like no, I was gonna say sucking off
Speaker 3: on other people I am, but like that's not Yeah,
Speaker 3: like Sidney, you haven't been grocery shopping in how many years?
Speaker 1: Like that is ah, mind blowing to me.
Speaker 3: But then you looking at Andrew Funny because his parents
Speaker 3: helped him put his furniture together, you had a lot
Speaker 3: of nerves hating.
Speaker 1: I'm hating from the size I'm literally because its parents
Speaker 1: put a little ikea table together.
Speaker 2: Fill it's a podcast, it's probably it was probably c
Speaker 2: B two like it. Okay, it's the pot calling the
Speaker 2: kettle gay. That's what's going on right now. Like I'm
Speaker 2: doing the same ship. But yeah, So it's just been
Speaker 2: hard for me transitioning as an adult. Like I'm gonna be,
Speaker 2: you know, next year, and.
Speaker 1: So what goals we got for the next year when
Speaker 1: you turn.
Speaker 2: For you, I have to I have to cook. I
Speaker 2: have to make my own food, and I have to.
Speaker 2: That's so crazy to be saying out loud, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I just don't cook because I'm always running around and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I could go to this restaurant or
Speaker 2: I picked this up and get food real quick, or
Speaker 2: you know, somebody will make me some food.
Speaker 3: And so I feel like saying you have to cook
Speaker 3: up top already. Nobody listening believes that supermarket sist. Maybe
Speaker 3: maybe starts small cyst. Maybe go to the supermarket and
Speaker 3: pick up some stuff so you're food in your.
Speaker 2: House, or or just start the Hello Fresh thing, or
Speaker 2: start the Hello Fresh thing, hellow Fresh thing.
Speaker 1: I'll sent you a coupon for three bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they keep emailing me. Why are you why are
Speaker 2: you smiling? There?
Speaker 4: There's no ads in this episode.
Speaker 2: Because we're diligent with our with our ads. Okay, even
Speaker 2: after the ads are done, we still plug.
Speaker 3: We did a show together at Club Coming in the
Speaker 3: East Village this past week and Sydney tried to shout
Speaker 3: out Doc Johnson, the people who sent us all the vibrators, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, they're not paying us for this.
Speaker 2: Shut up, and she was like, oh, but the the
Speaker 2: vibrators are good.
Speaker 1: And they paid me in other ways. Baby, they bade me.
Speaker 1: They definitely bay me.
Speaker 5: They didn't pay me, pay me, but they baby pay me.
Speaker 3: I got paid these vibrators or this one is big. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. So yes, I'm saying maybe start small,
Speaker 3: Maybe start with I'm going to get get some food. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get the Hello Fresh.
Speaker 2: You know, I ordered ordered a vanity, I ordered a
Speaker 2: rug I.
Speaker 3: You know we're ordering stuff from for your house, Wayfair,
Speaker 3: all the places that you gave me coupons for love
Speaker 3: It list it need it Yeah. So also Facebook marketplace,
Speaker 3: that's like supposed to be one of the good ones.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, some people know how to take
Speaker 2: care of themselves early, and I didn't know how to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 5: Because I had a place by myself. I lived in Harlem.
Speaker 2: I was paying nineteen hundred dollars a month, and I
Speaker 2: was getting gro no not including utilities, and I was
Speaker 2: like getting groceries and I was taking care of myself.
Speaker 1: And but you also had a mouse. I was a
Speaker 1: bad bitch. Fuck you you had a mouse too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you had a mouse and didn't know you had
Speaker 1: a mouth.
Speaker 2: I had a field mouse because I had a backyard. Okay,
Speaker 2: I had a little tiny mouse.
Speaker 1: Yes, Sidney, I also had a little tiny mouse. It's
Speaker 1: because I can you please stop? Can you give me
Speaker 1: a favorite? Stop? Can you please?
Speaker 3: As No, But Sydney had a mouse and didn't know
Speaker 3: he had a mouse for mad laws. The only reason
Speaker 3: you and you've told this story. I don't know why
Speaker 3: you're being so defensive, right.
Speaker 2: Okay, but because you told the story and you said
Speaker 2: the mouse was so frustrated because there was no food
Speaker 2: in your house that one day you were in your
Speaker 2: room and it just got up on an empty pizza
Speaker 2: box and.
Speaker 1: Was like, what's up? Why is there no food here?
Speaker 3: You've told that story before, So why are you acting like?
Speaker 1: So I had a tiny mouse too? So you did,
Speaker 1: and I don't have. I didn't have a yard. It
Speaker 1: just came from my dirty ass horner neighbors. It was tiny.
Speaker 2: I'm like, did you did your mouse ring a bell
Speaker 2: and let you know when it's coming through? Like? I, yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that I had a mouse. For a minute,
Speaker 2: the nigga was chilling.
Speaker 1: He was chilling somewhere and then finally he was like, yo,
Speaker 1: what's good?
Speaker 2: It happens nobody knows when a mouse actually comes into
Speaker 2: the house until like it starts making itself.
Speaker 1: You know, it's apparent that, hey, I'm here anyhow.
Speaker 2: So I had this apartment, I got in a relationship.
Speaker 2: I was really like happy to just lean on somebody,
Speaker 2: and now I'm trying to get out of it.
Speaker 1: I'm working on it.
Speaker 2: I'm a work in progress. And that's why I have
Speaker 2: no problem saying all this stuff out loud. And that's
Speaker 2: why I breakups are hard because all of the bad
Speaker 2: habits you had in a relationship, you gotta get out
Speaker 2: of them so that you can move forward and be
Speaker 2: with somebody else or just yourself.
Speaker 5: Sure, m hmm, this doesn't feel inviting.
Speaker 1: What your face? That's what I look like. I'm just
Speaker 1: listening to your talk.
Speaker 5: You got a lot to say, shod I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm great. I know being my friend is exhausting. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorried. My hands exhausting. But you know, the payoff
Speaker 1: it's gonna be great. It's gonna be work. What's the like,
Speaker 1: what are you projecting that the payoff is gonna be Ah?
Speaker 3: I am gonna get it together. I'm gonna well, what's
Speaker 3: the payoff for me?
Speaker 1: Friend? Seeing your friend thrive. I'm just I'm happy to
Speaker 1: see you happy right now. I just I feel like this.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say anything else because I'm just saying
Speaker 1: that I'm being mean. So I'm not gonna say nothing else.
Speaker 1: I'm literally just gonna sit here.
Speaker 5: No, Andrew, take it back.
Speaker 4: No, because you're having such a good day, I feel.
Speaker 1: Now take it down and take it. It's gonna be.
Speaker 1: I live in New York.
Speaker 5: Even if I'm having a good day, something's gonna suck
Speaker 5: it up.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Homeless man's gonna wipe his different. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not gonna happen. Said you don't take
Speaker 1: the train. I'm gonna lose something.
Speaker 2: An AirPod is gonna fall out, and then I'm done,
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna lose my phone.
Speaker 1: Something's gonna happen. So it's fine.
Speaker 2: I you know, I I cherish your opinion, and you
Speaker 2: know I know that.
Speaker 5: I've been bringing stuff down for like a while now.
Speaker 1: So I just think this is. This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this, and I'm trying to be as
Speaker 3: honest and as I'm just gonna be honest for a
Speaker 3: moment on the podcast. Okay, it's hard for me because
Speaker 3: I'm so the opposite of everything that you just said.
Speaker 3: To hear you say that you are like you used
Speaker 3: to live by yourself and used to take care of
Speaker 3: your responsibilities and now you take care of none of
Speaker 3: them and you can like and that's just how you operate.
Speaker 3: I have been taking care of myself, like my responsibilities forever.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I have both of my parents and they still are
Speaker 3: around and they're in my life or whatever, but like
Speaker 3: they taught me how to clean and cook and mop
Speaker 3: and do my own laundry and all stuff that I
Speaker 3: feel like you also at one point knew how to do,
Speaker 3: but you don't do anymore.
Speaker 1: And I feel like you have this job.
Speaker 3: And you're making money and you're like making waves and
Speaker 3: more money is coming. But I also feel like you
Speaker 3: waste a lot of money, Sydney on stuff that you
Speaker 3: don't need to waste money on, Like eating out is expensive,
Speaker 3: Uber's is expensive. Buying stuff that you like think is
Speaker 3: cool but don't really need is expensive.
Speaker 1: Like all of that stuff is expensive.
Speaker 3: So me, as your friend watching you for the last year,
Speaker 3: the last six months, the last five years, like operate
Speaker 3: like this. It doesn't make any sense to me. So
Speaker 3: I feel like Andrew is calling me mean, but like
Speaker 3: I bite my tongue more often than not cause I
Speaker 3: be looking at you like like what, like what is happening?
Speaker 3: You got a birthday coming up, and like this is
Speaker 3: like I'm just I'm confused, and I don't know. People
Speaker 3: don't offer to help me with things. People don't people
Speaker 3: don't cook for me, people don't put my furniture together
Speaker 3: when I'm not. I do all of that stuff by myself.
Speaker 3: So I'm like I can't wrap my head around like
Speaker 3: anything that you're going through right now. That's that's how
Speaker 3: I truly and hon it because I'm like I know,
Speaker 3: I'm like, sister're a grown up, Like you're a full
Speaker 3: grown up. Yeah, and if you can make time to
Speaker 3: like be home and like track packages and you can
Speaker 3: make time to like pack a bag because you know
Speaker 3: you got this this like you can plan for things
Speaker 3: that are important to you, but can't plan for things
Speaker 3: that like should also be important, but you just don't
Speaker 3: make time for them.
Speaker 1: I just I'm That's why I'm acting like this.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I I totally understand.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: Before I was operating like like an alcoholic and so
Speaker 2: before I just I was like, if I don't have
Speaker 2: everything in order, then it's going to be like, oh
Speaker 2: my alcoholism need partying too much is going to be
Speaker 2: the issue. So I would always stay on top of
Speaker 2: stuff more than I was supposed to, because I'm like,
Speaker 2: people will know that I've been drinking all day or
Speaker 2: I've been doing bumps or whatever. So the way I
Speaker 2: was working at my actual job, that's how it was
Speaker 2: working my life.
Speaker 1: So it was like a habit.
Speaker 2: And then as soon as I got sober, all of
Speaker 2: that stuff just wiped out.
Speaker 3: But why do you think that you got sober and
Speaker 3: you were like I don't have to take care of
Speaker 3: my responsibilities.
Speaker 1: No more, or I was like.
Speaker 5: I just went backwards. I went backwards for real.
Speaker 2: I think if I would have got sober and I
Speaker 2: would have been single, then I would have had to
Speaker 2: make everything right for myself. But being in a codependent
Speaker 2: relationship with somebody who obviously loved me and wants to help,
Speaker 2: like I leaned on that, like I leaned all the
Speaker 2: way in. Yeah, I can see that, and then that
Speaker 2: became a habit. That became a habit, and then that's
Speaker 2: why there was like so much frustration because it's like
Speaker 2: you want to help somebody and then it's like, okay,
Speaker 2: but you gotta help yourself, right, And then there was
Speaker 2: a point where I just could not I didn't know
Speaker 2: how to help myself. And so yeah, it's it's embarrassing
Speaker 2: to be where I am right now, but I know
Speaker 2: that I am truly working on it.
Speaker 3: So and that's really all that we can ask for
Speaker 3: a friend. Clap it up person, Thank you for your honesty, Marie.
Speaker 3: I just like I'm frustrated. It's annoying. I know, like
Speaker 3: what Literally today I was eating bread that I bought
Speaker 3: at the Trader Joe's yesterday and I was like, I wonder,
Speaker 3: what's the last time Sydney went to the supermarket And
Speaker 3: I was like.
Speaker 1: Maybe like twenty fourteen, Like.
Speaker 2: No, no, I went to the I went to the
Speaker 2: supermarket earlier this year.
Speaker 1: Sydney is December earlier this year. I went to the supermarket.
Speaker 2: So yeah, there's everybody has their flaws. Everybody has their
Speaker 2: things where you're like, yo, what the fuck is wrong
Speaker 2: with you? And that's that's my thing. You know, I
Speaker 2: could be a good friend. I could I could be
Speaker 2: great on stage and then you know, my whole life
Speaker 2: being shambles. But I'm picking up each block and working
Speaker 2: on it and knowing that, hey, the payoff is gonna
Speaker 2: be good because if I, if I really get.
Speaker 1: In my bag, bitch, I'm getting you right now.
Speaker 3: I'm picking up the blocks and I'm building up each piece.
Speaker 1: But when I get in.
Speaker 2: My bag, come on, come on the tortoise and the hair,
Speaker 2: come on and the grassper.
Speaker 1: Sydney, get it together for winter. I got you, yo,
Speaker 1: I get in my bag.
Speaker 2: Whatever you want, I'm taking I'm taking you to Traider Joe's.
Speaker 1: Get the whole aisle. Wow, the whole aisle, all the
Speaker 1: produce I want. Yeah, I'm like, yo, this girl has
Speaker 1: been with me. Ride or die, Ride or die. You
Speaker 1: are right or die? You know I'm not a diet
Speaker 1: but I'll ride for a little bit.
Speaker 2: No you do.
Speaker 1: You're my queen and slim. It's such a good truly
Speaker 1: one of the best movies of the year. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: then I talked to Sam Jay and I was like,
Speaker 1: Sam j hates it, but I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: She made valid points. And the person who wrote it
Speaker 5: is a white man.
Speaker 1: Lena Waite wrote it.
Speaker 2: No no, No, No, no, no, white man wrote it,
Speaker 2: brought it to her, and then you know she probably
Speaker 2: punched some things. Well, that's not what she's going around saying.
Speaker 2: One of her things.
Speaker 1: She's saying she wrote it, it's story by her and
Speaker 1: then screenplay by her. And the dude no, no, no news.
Speaker 1: Well he's not getting a story by credit in the movie.
Speaker 2: They probably worked that out in the contract. He was like,
Speaker 2: this is not gonna look good if I'm in there.
Speaker 1: Well, what is sam j say? What were her points? Friend?
Speaker 2: She said that you leave the movie exhausted, drain.
Speaker 1: What do you gain from it?
Speaker 3: Yes, but what do you gain from most movies that
Speaker 3: are in theaters? What do you gain it from the minions?
Speaker 3: Which you gaining from Taritanic?
Speaker 2: I mean for her, it's like we have done so
Speaker 2: much movies about black trauma.
Speaker 1: Fiction is necessary right now.
Speaker 2: She's like I went to the movie Little being like,
Speaker 2: oh this is gonna be this is gonna suck, This
Speaker 2: is terrible. And then she walked out of her like,
Speaker 2: oh no, no, no, we need stuff like this for I
Speaker 2: wish when I was a kid, I had a movie
Speaker 2: like Little.
Speaker 4: Little was so good that I did not see Little Now.
Speaker 2: You should see that everybody does at the end.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 3: So what our movie's got to be either, Like, our
Speaker 3: movie's gotta be little.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: We're not allowed to have any any other type of
Speaker 3: We're not allowed to have a drama.
Speaker 1: We're not allowed to have.
Speaker 2: I no, I do think we're allowed to have a drama.
Speaker 2: But I do think that is a valid point that
Speaker 2: we don't have like some you know, some real life
Speaker 2: Rick and Morty shit.
Speaker 1: Rick and Morty.
Speaker 2: What you know, Rick and Morty is an animation, but
Speaker 2: something of that, like how silly an arbitrary it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, Girls Trip was that that was silly? We
Speaker 1: had that. That movie came out this year last year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw something recently where it was like they
Speaker 4: were talking about having black protagonist in animated films like
Speaker 4: Princess and the Frog. There's like a new movie where
Speaker 4: Will Smith turns into a pigeon.
Speaker 1: What wait, what a pigeon?
Speaker 4: And now there's like this Pixar movie where it's like
Speaker 4: Jamie Fox and then he dies and becomes a spirit
Speaker 4: and he's no longer black. And so they're talking about
Speaker 4: I mean, they're talking about like the there the black
Speaker 4: characters only being black for like the first twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Well, Princess and the Frog, that's exactly what happened. She
Speaker 2: was a frog for the entire movie. Right, she was
Speaker 2: like a slave in the beginning.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, American girl, Okay, she was like
Speaker 3: a slave. I saw her mother was a maid, dad
Speaker 3: was a but look, it was like very very very aggressive.
Speaker 4: But yeah, they're not Yeah, they're not allowing like black
Speaker 4: cartoon characters to remain black throughout the entire like they're
Speaker 4: they are always like turning in something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not allowed. Black kids are not allowed to
Speaker 3: see themselves reflected.
Speaker 1: And Pixar movies like this is just.
Speaker 2: For me, and it just like a film that's like
Speaker 2: for black audiences. It's so layered and it's so exhausting
Speaker 2: that it can't just Oh we can't just be we
Speaker 2: can't just have something. Why does it have to be like, oh,
Speaker 2: there's a struggle, there's something blocking us, Like why can't
Speaker 2: it just be fun?
Speaker 3: And I feel like that's and stay with me here
Speaker 3: for seconds, sister, I feel like that's how movies work.
Speaker 3: There's an issue, there's a conflict, it needs to be resolved.
Speaker 3: At the end of the movie, it either gets fixed
Speaker 3: or whatever. It like there's a resolution.
Speaker 1: So I like this.
Speaker 3: I liked Queen and Slim because I've first of all,
Speaker 3: I thought it was beautifully shot.
Speaker 1: It was beautiful. Every single shot looked like a magazine spread.
Speaker 3: It was like, oh my god, is this fault? Like
Speaker 3: what else w magazine? Everything just looked good. She had
Speaker 3: natural hair, she's dark skinned. He you know, he wasn't
Speaker 3: get out, and he got out and now he not
Speaker 3: with that white lady no more.
Speaker 1: He would Queen.
Speaker 3: So I just I felt like visually it looked good.
Speaker 3: Nobody was a slave in the movie, which matters to me,
Speaker 3: Like I don't I'm not watching movies where we're struggling
Speaker 3: in that way. This movie was like, like, it was
Speaker 3: an interesting story, it was captivating. If it had been
Speaker 3: two white characters, if it was Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie,
Speaker 3: people would it would be getting critical acclaim. So I
Speaker 3: don't understand why, like black people like we're not allowed
Speaker 3: to just have like something that like, yeah, they they
Speaker 3: So the movie is about a couple that goes on
Speaker 3: a first date and then on the way home from
Speaker 3: the date, a cop gets killed, he gets stopped by
Speaker 3: the cops and he shoots a cop, so they're on
Speaker 3: the run.
Speaker 1: That's what the movie's about.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought that the story was interesting.
Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah, and right now cops is killing
Speaker 3: black folks and black folks are in all these terrible situations.
Speaker 1: But like the movie was still beautiful. I think it
Speaker 1: was beautiful. I didn't leave like heavy, Like the ending
Speaker 1: was not what I expected.
Speaker 2: And it's a fictional It's a fictional movie. And so
Speaker 2: that's why Sam Jay was saying, it's fictional, so you
Speaker 2: can make it whatever you want. It doesn't have to
Speaker 2: be something that's that is real, like that ending that
Speaker 2: we've seen that before, but the other the other alternate
Speaker 2: endings that.
Speaker 5: Could have happened, we don't really get to see.
Speaker 1: Well, that's true, but we also didn't write the movie, says,
Speaker 1: But that's what she was saying.
Speaker 2: She's like, if you're somebody like, well, you know, I'll
Speaker 2: have Sam talk about this.
Speaker 5: I don't want to take somebody else's words.
Speaker 1: But it's just like, I just want to watch.
Speaker 2: A movie and get away for a little bit. I'm
Speaker 2: really exhausted with just things that are just too real.
Speaker 1: But with life right now.
Speaker 3: Movie trailer and the synopsis of the movie was already
Speaker 3: available before we went to see them, Like, Sam knew
Speaker 3: what the movie was about, you knew what the right
Speaker 3: I'm assuming you knew what the movie is so to
Speaker 3: be like, well, I just want to escape. But the
Speaker 3: movie is about a cop getting killed by a black person.
Speaker 3: So what did you You thought you was gonna be
Speaker 3: laughing like little You thought somebody was gonna do a
Speaker 3: strip tease in the movie, like I'm just and there
Speaker 3: were there were funny moments throughout the movie, but like
Speaker 3: I don't know, like if you wanted to laps this,
Speaker 3: maybe you should have gone to see something else and
Speaker 3: Adam Sandler situation.
Speaker 5: Right and then okay, but look at the movie Hustlers.
Speaker 1: You know we went to go see it. Whatever, I
Speaker 1: know the actual story.
Speaker 2: I know the people who were involved in real life, right,
Speaker 2: they were able to make Hustlers quote quote funny because
Speaker 2: people were like laughing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the movie wasn't a comedy, for it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a comedy.
Speaker 2: But they were able to make light of a lot
Speaker 2: of in a lot of angles for stuff that I
Speaker 2: was like, eh, I was there. It was It was
Speaker 2: really not that they was hustling.
Speaker 1: It was not funny.
Speaker 2: It was like, oh, that guy could have really died, right,
Speaker 2: this is yeah, he has a lot of money and
Speaker 2: he's like financed you and he's a dickhead, but like
Speaker 2: he could.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I was at a party one time and it was
Speaker 2: a brunch party and it was just like, ah, why
Speaker 2: are we damn we still drinking and these strippers came
Speaker 2: in and they waited brunch strippers. No, it was a
Speaker 2: brunch party, right, And then we had been there since
Speaker 2: I don't know, like two okay, and it was like
Speaker 2: six it was six seven o'clock on a Sunday, okay,
Speaker 2: and we're like, yo, we're still going. And then these strippers,
Speaker 2: one of the one of the girl that was actually
Speaker 2: the movie was about.
Speaker 1: Brought in a dude. The dude could barely walk. They was.
Speaker 2: There was moments in the movie that I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's true. They would be bringing strolling these people like
Speaker 2: half like a because they wait.
Speaker 3: Same to Jennifer Lopez character brought in Okay, you should
Speaker 3: have started the episode with this, okay, okay, since we okay, okay,
Speaker 3: so they bring him in.
Speaker 1: He's well, he looked like what he wearing. Okay, he
Speaker 1: like the guys that they had. He looked like a
Speaker 1: like a like a goofy, goofy.
Speaker 5: Guy, an older dude, glasses and everything.
Speaker 1: He comes in.
Speaker 2: He's kaid out. Because I've been kate out before. I
Speaker 2: know exactly what that is.
Speaker 1: But he comes in. They got his card, they's getting bottles.
Speaker 1: They it's just like, who's walking.
Speaker 2: Around with somebody who is not their friend like that,
Speaker 2: looking like that?
Speaker 1: And why would they take his card? And why would
Speaker 1: somebody serve somebody who looked like So.
Speaker 3: What you're saying is you didn't have any union protecting
Speaker 3: none of the bottles that they bought.
Speaker 4: Got him.
Speaker 1: Why would you do that?
Speaker 2: I mean, so the bottles have been purchased, so I
Speaker 2: guess I'll and the dude that Lord knows where they had.
Speaker 1: They went on tour with this.
Speaker 2: They took him to the Barney's like it's like yo,
Speaker 2: they were walking outside with this dude, and then brought
Speaker 2: him into another venue and he looked insane, and they
Speaker 2: left him there in the corner and everybody's partying acting well,
Speaker 2: you know, he knew what he was getting into and so,
Speaker 2: but the movie was able to make fun of that,
Speaker 2: and in real life it was not like we were
Speaker 2: just like, dude, well, we're.
Speaker 3: Just laughing at white rich because this is the difference.
Speaker 3: We're laughing at rich white people getting taken advantage of, right,
Speaker 3: that's the difference. So you know, we no one feels
Speaker 3: bad for them, a rich white dude Bernie made off.
Speaker 3: Nobody gives a damn about them, but like, yeah, black folks,
Speaker 3: bad things happen to them, And I mean, we feel bad.
Speaker 3: I can't see that everybody else does, but we feel bad.
Speaker 3: But again, there were funny moments in this movie. We
Speaker 3: laughed a decent amount, like.
Speaker 1: The decent amount we did. But it's just like.
Speaker 3: When that fat boy when I got them burgers with
Speaker 3: his dad, remember that part, Like.
Speaker 1: That whole scene was funny.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, it's I'm still gonna say, hey, I
Speaker 2: did enjoy the movie, but I did walk away like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it didn't make me feel good.
Speaker 1: It didn't anything for me.
Speaker 2: It just made me say, hey, okay, well, they can
Speaker 2: definitely shoot a movie well looked great, love the actors
Speaker 2: in it. Could it could I watch another movie with
Speaker 2: those same people in the movie and they turned the
Speaker 2: story around.
Speaker 1: Yes, sure, sure, what's your favorite movie?
Speaker 2: And like like get Out was so wonderful because they
Speaker 2: got away. They got away, Like that's a fictional movie, right,
Speaker 2: And they were right.
Speaker 3: But get Out was a comedy, friend, that's what that
Speaker 3: movie was marketed as, is a comedy.
Speaker 1: No it was not.
Speaker 3: Well it was in the for the Oscar categories.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 4: It was a comedy, So.
Speaker 2: That's what I didn't want it because that's the way.
Speaker 2: But Jordan was like, that's not what we're acknowledging it.
Speaker 2: It was not a comedy. It was a horror, right,
Speaker 2: but it was funny. It wasn't Saul.
Speaker 4: Right about the I'm thinking like the trailers. The trailer
Speaker 4: was like really like it was a scary trailer, you
Speaker 4: know about the market.
Speaker 3: But the movie wasn't scary. Can we honest? Can we
Speaker 3: be honest about this? The movie wasn't either. The movie
Speaker 3: was funny.
Speaker 4: The movie was funny.
Speaker 3: Little Rel was funny. Everything that he was in was funny.
Speaker 3: The white girl eating dry cereal and looking at a
Speaker 3: basketball players was funny.
Speaker 2: Little Rel was the comic relief, but everything else was
Speaker 2: not funny After him, his parts were funny, but the
Speaker 2: movie altogether was not funny.
Speaker 1: Well, for the Oscar categories, it was called a comedy.
Speaker 1: Sis is that? I mean? Queen Islim is not a comedy.
Speaker 1: No one will call that a comedy. That's not a.
Speaker 2: Comedy, right, But I'm saying that it's it's the movie
Speaker 2: was fictional and the writers were like, oh, this could
Speaker 2: end one way, this could in another way. I mean,
Speaker 2: I guess you look at it, says Jordan Peel's like
Speaker 2: a like an improv sketch. Dude.
Speaker 3: Lead Away is just like a you know, she's me
Speaker 3: in twenty years. She's just the bald like woman like
Speaker 3: she's that she's Lena Waite is not funny.
Speaker 1: She's not a comedian.
Speaker 3: She's like, she don't seem fun You wouldn't want to
Speaker 3: sit across from her at a dinner party.
Speaker 1: You want to sit across from Jordan Peel? Maybe? Sis,
Speaker 1: you want to keep this in the pods?
Speaker 3: Sure, But what did I say something that was offensive?
Speaker 4: I'm saying that she's not.
Speaker 1: But do you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: But if somebody told me, hey, yeah, I wouldn't want
Speaker 2: to hang out with Sydney, That's not what I said.
Speaker 1: I said I wouldn't want to sit She's not a comedian.
Speaker 1: You're a comedian.
Speaker 3: If I said, if someone said I would want to
Speaker 3: sit across from Sydney, she's not funny.
Speaker 1: She's not a comedian. Yeah, you should be offended. That's
Speaker 1: what your job is. But Lena's not that.
Speaker 3: She's like I tried to watch a clip like she
Speaker 3: did the Shy, like that nothing she's doing is funny.
Speaker 3: Like she had that whole series on Showtime and it
Speaker 3: was about I don't know, the crack epidemic in Chicago.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it was about. It wasn't funny,
Speaker 3: but like, that's what her work is. Jordan Peel has
Speaker 3: given us different stuff. The people who wrote Girls Trip
Speaker 3: Is given us something different. The people who wrote Little
Speaker 3: It's the Little Girl wrote that. Of course the movie
Speaker 3: was light in.
Speaker 1: Fronted or she wrote it's her story. She wrote it,
Speaker 1: she came up with the concept and she produced. That's
Speaker 1: her story.
Speaker 5: But that that's what Sam was saying.
Speaker 2: It is just like those movies are those narratives are
Speaker 2: more needed right now, especially since the world is so
Speaker 2: chaotic and we do feel hey.
Speaker 3: Sam, Sam, we love your friend, but like if you
Speaker 3: feel like the move the world needs something specific, then
Speaker 3: you just gotta write that movie, friend, and you know
Speaker 3: and you can do it that you will, she will,
Speaker 3: and it'll be I'm sure it'll be freaking phenomenal. But
Speaker 3: you can't, like let Lena make this movie. Like, I
Speaker 3: feel like black folks should be allowed to make as
Speaker 3: many different types of movies as we can, because we
Speaker 3: watch all these silly white people movies, these beige Home
Speaker 3: Alone seventeens, these Ocean thirty eights, Like we watch these
Speaker 3: white folks do literally whatever they want and they're not thinking, oh,
Speaker 3: this is a sad movie because everybody dies or this
Speaker 3: is like they just get to be artists and actors
Speaker 3: and writers and performers and they're not thinking about what
Speaker 3: we have to think about.
Speaker 1: But like, also, let us like do as.
Speaker 3: Many different types of movies as possible, because they're not
Speaker 3: all gonna be the same. They don't only need to
Speaker 3: be happy endings, they don't only need to be comedies.
Speaker 3: Like just like, I'm just happy that, honestly, Sidney, that
Speaker 3: nobody was a slave in the movie. That's the only
Speaker 3: thing about Queen of Slim that I liked. I'll say,
Speaker 3: who Nobody's ashy and getting whipped like Lou Pizza won
Speaker 3: for Twelve Years a Slave, a movie that I have
Speaker 3: not seen and will not have you. I'm not a
Speaker 3: movie like, I can't seen it.
Speaker 2: Bit get Out, you can no longer be our hot
Speaker 2: game producer.
Speaker 1: You've seen that, But any other movie that we mentioned
Speaker 1: you have not seen it. Why did you see twelve
Speaker 1: Years a Slave because you wanted to be.
Speaker 4: Sad because you saw that she won the Oscar for it.
Speaker 1: I love her too, but I'll catch her in US.
Speaker 2: I'll get a tethered Lopita.
Speaker 3: I'll take any other Lupitza but that. Yeah, I'll take
Speaker 3: Lupita on a plane with Liam Neeson whatever, all those
Speaker 3: other movies.
Speaker 1: But I'm not I'll take her in a rom com.
Speaker 3: But then we have a rom con that's coming out
Speaker 3: or not a rom it's just like a romantic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with Lisa Ray and Lakeith Stanfield Stanfield get Out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: which he's he's great. He's in a lot of movies
Speaker 2: coming up.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Well, that was that was great. I love a debate.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a debate, it's just you know,
Speaker 2: for me, I watch I think I watched too much comedy,
Speaker 2: but I mainly watch stand up so then when I
Speaker 2: watch movies, I'm looking for the punch ups and the
Speaker 2: things that make it more funny than like a normal movie.
Speaker 2: And so I like being sad, but I also like,
Speaker 2: you know, fiction is helpful, it inspires me more.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we love we love fiction or whatever, but
Speaker 3: like also like it's entertainment, right, The good fiction takes
Speaker 3: you out of your world and puts you in them,
Speaker 3: Like you feel what they feel.
Speaker 1: You're nervous when they're nervous. The music starts to get scary,
Speaker 1: and you're like, somebody's all that, Like that's in my mind.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's good fiction. You're reading a book,
Speaker 1: you can't put it down because you're like, well, what
Speaker 1: happens on the next page? Like, but and we love
Speaker 1: all that. Yeah, but again, everything's not for everybody.
Speaker 5: What would you say is your favorite movie?
Speaker 1: Like your like your three favorite movies?
Speaker 5: My three favorite movies that I can't get enough of?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like stuff that when it's on you're like, I
Speaker 1: gotta watch it again. I gotta watch it again. I
Speaker 1: gotta watch it again.
Speaker 2: This is silly, but I'll never stop wanting to watch
Speaker 2: set It Off, which.
Speaker 1: Is which is also Sydney.
Speaker 3: Okay, if we're gonna take a step all the way
Speaker 3: back about Queen and Slim I, Set It Off is
Speaker 3: the essentially the same movie.
Speaker 2: I love it, but you but you see what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I absolutely know, I know, I know exactly what you.
Speaker 3: You should have asked Sam how she feel about Set
Speaker 3: It Off because that's a movie that we grew up
Speaker 3: on and we watched his kids right essentially, but that
Speaker 3: movie was sad.
Speaker 1: That movie.
Speaker 3: There was no comedy in that movie. But you love it,
Speaker 3: love to see it. Yeah, Jada with the box braid
Speaker 3: Bob love Hitch really Yeah, I never got into Hitch. Really,
Speaker 3: people loved that movie, and that's not That's not.
Speaker 1: I loved Hitch because.
Speaker 2: I think Will being the authoritative on like love and romance,
Speaker 2: that that felt real, Like his acting in it, it
Speaker 2: felt real. And then he had It's like he's trying
Speaker 2: to help all these people that like have money to
Speaker 2: actually make a relationship work, but they just don't have
Speaker 2: the tools. And then him with Eva Mendez, I just
Speaker 2: I just loved everything them being in the Hudson River.
Speaker 5: And like or falling. I was like this is cute.
Speaker 1: I didn't really care for Hitch. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed it, and I will always enjoy a
Speaker 2: Will Smith movie. Independence Day, Enemy of the State, Enemy
Speaker 2: of the It's one of my favorite Will Smith movies.
Speaker 2: I felt like that shit was real.
Speaker 1: It probably his friend.
Speaker 4: Are you still standing by Will Smith movies? Now?
Speaker 1: Why? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is he canceled Aladdin and all the movies that he's
Speaker 4: putting out now are real?
Speaker 3: Well, now he's just doing it because he has time
Speaker 3: and money and he can say yes. Like when when
Speaker 3: Meryl Streep did that like Julia Julia Julia movie like
Speaker 3: Meryl's good.
Speaker 2: I didn't see it, but I had no interest in
Speaker 2: seeing that though.
Speaker 1: But when she did it, it was just like maryl
Speaker 1: It was like, you.
Speaker 2: Don't really need you know what I mean, Like, we're
Speaker 2: not somebody else to do that, right, You make enough
Speaker 2: money and you were allowed to just do whatever the
Speaker 2: hell you want.
Speaker 1: After that, it's like, I'm just doing it. I've proven
Speaker 1: myself as an actor.
Speaker 3: Merrill was like, this is a fun project. This is
Speaker 3: like for me, you know, But Meryl's doing a lot more.
Speaker 3: I feel like silly or she'd been recently doing a
Speaker 3: lot more serious.
Speaker 2: And oh another movie that's my favorite that I will
Speaker 2: forever love The Devil Worst Product love that movie's that's
Speaker 2: like top five movie.
Speaker 1: And k new Jack City. That's another movie movie feels.
Speaker 2: That was sad, but there was like it was parts
Speaker 2: that was funny. But I love a Wesley Snipes one
Speaker 2: as the lead. I love him when he's like supposed
Speaker 2: to be hot.
Speaker 1: Didn't really well, I know, we know. So Sandy, Sandy
Speaker 1: Marksy was our cool mom expert.
Speaker 3: She like worked at She worked at the agency or
Speaker 3: the management company that Wesley Snipes was signed to when
Speaker 3: he first started doing movies and stuff, and she said
Speaker 3: he was the hot client, like he was sexy.
Speaker 1: To everybody in the office. And I was like, Wesley
Speaker 1: snaps yeah.
Speaker 2: But then when he was in waiting to exhale, I
Speaker 2: could see everything that anybody would say that Wesley's hot.
Speaker 1: I don't remember him in waiting to excel. Who was
Speaker 1: he dating Houston?
Speaker 5: No, No, No, Angela Bassett. Have you watched Waiting to excelp.
Speaker 1: No, Lupita won an Oscar in it. I love your
Speaker 1: watch it. Everybody everybody dies at the end.
Speaker 4: Everybody dies.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is I love. Uh what are what are you?
Speaker 1: What are we critics? Movie critics?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: I mean you didn't ask me what my favorite movie?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What are your what are your favorite She.
Speaker 3: Was like, anyway, bye, no, no, no, what are your
Speaker 3: favorite movies?
Speaker 1: I love a sad movie, or like a really stupid movie.
Speaker 3: So I like Ever Wears praduc I like lean on
Speaker 3: Me because I love an angry Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 1: You smoke crack don't. It's on Netflix right now, it's
Speaker 1: or it was. I love that. I like, uh.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I wasn't really ready for this. I like
Speaker 3: any of the State. I like a Blue Streak. No
Speaker 3: Way with Martin Lawrence is one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 3: That is the TV T Friends, I know, but I
Speaker 3: like that's one of those movies that when it comes
Speaker 3: on me and my sister know, all.
Speaker 1: The words were like way, I don't want to live
Speaker 1: with shamo.
Speaker 3: Oh, Bad Boys too, bad Boys too also great.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. Andrew. I don't think I'm watch Andrew.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have one night where it's just gonna be
Speaker 2: like a black film night for you, and we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Do three movies.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll do We'll.
Speaker 2: Do two Black, and then well the one wild card
Speaker 2: in there. It might be crazy Risations, we don't know yet.
Speaker 2: But also, let's let's wrap this up.
Speaker 3: Friend, what are your three favorite movies like off the
Speaker 3: top of your head right now?
Speaker 1: Also, I really like Titanic Crazy? Yeah, good, it's a classic.
Speaker 1: Love it.
Speaker 4: I could watch like Rome and Michelle like all day. No,
Speaker 4: that's not it.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever seen is it more? Was
Speaker 3: it more than one movie? Just one high school reunion?
Speaker 4: Yes? That one the one movie, Yeah, Romey and Michelle.
Speaker 4: I do like like Juno. Juno is good. But I
Speaker 4: also really liked and this is gonna sound like I'm
Speaker 4: pandering now.
Speaker 1: You don't say gross Trip.
Speaker 4: No, but I loved us though. That was such a
Speaker 4: thinker and it was so goodbody Us. I loved it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I love I love the theater. After I
Speaker 3: was like, what a way?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like hidden things that I just don't there.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do homework after the movie. So
Speaker 2: this hide and go seek in a movie I don't
Speaker 2: want to happen. Okay, you're a thinker.
Speaker 1: Well, I hope you go to the library after this,
Speaker 1: go read run out. Some movies, rent out some movies.
Speaker 4: Is that what you want? Is that what you're referring
Speaker 4: to when.
Speaker 1: You said she said read, I don't know what makes
Speaker 1: if that makes any sense read.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we have to we have to run.
Speaker 1: So gotta go, gotta dash. Was great. A lot of
Speaker 1: cuts this episode, A lot of cuts.
Speaker 3: Well, thirty six to thirty nine, so there we go. Yeah,
Speaker 3: thirty six minutes, the thirty nine minutes, you get that
Speaker 3: whole thing out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a lot of work, Andrew.
Speaker 4: Sorry, thank you.
Speaker 2: I love you so much. So make sure you guys
Speaker 2: go on the Patreon. We got episodes they coming now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna go record some after this, right maybe no, no,
Speaker 2: aus we're running lights.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, well that's fine. Sydney is things to doing.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll find something to do to ah, hold
Speaker 1: your hand.
Speaker 3: No, no, I think I have a date tonight before okay,
Speaker 3: good before the show.
Speaker 1: Okay, save it for the patroon.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you so much. Okay, so you know rate, subscribe,
Speaker 2: you know what to do?
Speaker 1: Comment.
Speaker 3: Oh I wanted to read something, but it's too late.
Speaker 3: I'll just read it for the next episode. Somebody comment
Speaker 3: somebody has one of the reviews for the podcast said,
Speaker 3: I love Sidney's new hair.
Speaker 1: That's just the review of you. I Love you friend.
Speaker 2: Feels like a little bit of a shod because no
Speaker 2: one said that they liked my hair. So problematic.
Speaker 1: Okay. Anyway, bye friends, Bye bye Sydney. I love you Okay.
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