WEBVTT - Shadē 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:06.800 Forever. Hey guys, I'm sorry. I was sitting a text, 0:00:06.840 --> 0:00:09.480 a shady S text. What were you gonna say? I 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:12.719 said about the light up for tomorrow? Oh okay, look 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:16.680 at you. Yeah, shod shoddy shod. 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:20.479 Word of the week shod shoddy spelled just like shade, 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:26.760 but pronounced shod shod. Listen, if Marie sounds off, it's 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:30.240 because we went to trap karaoke last night and it 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:32.920 is the thing to do if if it's in your city, 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:34.159 you have to freaking go. 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:35.400 You got it so much fun. 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:37.280 I mean, I will say though, it was the ratio 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:41.280 of men to women was like ten to two. When 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:42.760 I walked in, I was like, Oh, it's gonna be 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:47.680 some niggas in here. But and then the the eight 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:49.839 dudes that were there were all gay, and then like 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:50.720 two straight ones that. 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:53.120 Came with us. Yeah right, yeah, I mean it was 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:55.160 a good night because you know, straight Deuce, we ruined things. 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:58.800 But I was like, it's gonna be. 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:00.560 So I was like, some it's gonna give me a 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:02.360 hennessy shot. I was like, it's gonna be a good night. 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:04.840 Yeah, Okay, I might find a new hope for twenty 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:08.160 twenty in here tonight. Andrew. You know any rap songs, 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:10.920 rap song? Yeah, yeah, Andrew's a barb. 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:12.040 I have a barb. 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:14.520 Yeah. So you wait, hold on, so you know a 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:16.959 whole Nikki song from top to. 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:19.440 Bottom multiple Yeah, like you could wrap the song. 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:21.240 Yeah, what's your favorite? 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:23.520 Revenge is a classic. 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:26.200 I'll give us a little preview, a little taste, a little. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:29.440 Okay, because this is the thing about trap karaoke. You 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:31.679 go up there, they play the music, and then they 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:34.080 stop and you have to do it occupied. 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:35.800 And they don't provide the words. They don't provide the words. 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:37.480 I got to be able to just wrap it or 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:40.320 like up there by yourself from the heart. 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:42.320 And it's performance though, It's like, don't come up there 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:43.760 and just try to do the words, like you have 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:44.280 to give them a. 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:47.520 People were dropping it low, people were popping it up. 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:49.559 People are ripping the split of their dress. 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:52.120 You have to pretend that you are that person. I 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:53.840 mean people were in their church heels. 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:55.920 People were going, oh my god, that lady had on 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:56.680 her work shoots. 0:01:56.840 --> 0:02:02.280 You dropping it low in a church kitten and tail 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:04.640 aloft nine whist situation. 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:07.200 Yeah, they looked like usher acolytes. It was great. I 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.720 don't okay, well, go ahead. Andrew gave us a little 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:10.079 taste of you. 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:11.720 Were there any Nikki songs last night? 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:15.520 Surprisingly? Not surprisingly? No? 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:16.639 No, no, right. 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:21.240 Wait no no, no they did. They did Piggybank, Oh yeah, 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:24.320 which is a good one. That's like when Nikki was Nikki, right, 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:28.440 that's mixed mixtape Nikki. Yeah, mixtape Nikki was superb. I 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:30.600 think that that's how she got the deal. 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:33.520 Six. Then you make the money and sign the contract 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:35.519 and you go pop. Okay, let's stop. You got to 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:36.760 sell her kmart merch. 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:39.720 Let's stop the deflecting. Let's go, Andrew. 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.240 I'm trying to deflect because I don't want to do that. 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:45.560 Well okay, well, give us like a tiny piece like 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:46.680 your favorite part. 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:53.840 Yeah, oh my god, no, because I usually stop. I 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:56.040 don't say the words like you. 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:58.760 Because it all says nigga, nig So he'd be in 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:06.720 his house though, no. 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:04.359 Drop it low. 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:07.240 Then he'd be on his his his piece, whatever piece 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:10.160 he has for the week, piece for the week, piece 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:10.560 for the week. 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:12.000 Do you have a piece for the week? I had 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:13.560 a piece last week? You did? 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:14.480 Yeah? 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:14.920 I don't know. 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:16.720 I don't feel like talking about them no more because 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:18.679 they'd be listening to the podcast. 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:22.040 Why do you guys have to ruin it for everybody? 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:24.919 It wasn't really that memorable. I mean it was fine, 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:26.960 but you want to yelp it how many stars? Bitch? 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:33.120 I'm gonna tell you off site? 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:36.400 Okay, off site, Andrew, piece of the Week. 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:38.600 I was supposed to have a Piece of the week 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:42.720 last night, and it was so unfortunate. Trick Patrick downtown 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:44.800 literally like a twelve inch stick. 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:47.440 No, I don't believe you got a picture. 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:49.000 I do have a well we need to see it. 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:50.960 Yeah, I gotta see and it's something better be in 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:52.720 the photo for scale so we can see. 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:55.160 No, you understand, you will see it. 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:57.080 Well, Andrew, you could take a twelve inch dick. 0:03:57.400 --> 0:04:00.520 I only ate breakfast and then so. 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:02.000 You get ate some dick. 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:03.800 And then he just like kept on like pushing it 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:06.160 further and further back, like the time. 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:09.400 Oh, I was like pushing what back? 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:11.880 And then he was ultimately and I was like he 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:13.560 said he was free, and then he was like, okay, 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.400 come over, and I was like, okay, I'm coming over. 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:17.720 And then he said some other time. It can't it's 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:19.360 too late. Now what. 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:22.279 That's not twelve inches? 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.440 And that looks that's soft. That's right. 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:28.039 I don't that don't look like twelve inches, friend, I 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:28.799 mean from this angle. 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:33.560 Wait, let me see, let me see eight No, double 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:41.520 ditch really is not twelve maybe nine, that's not twelve inches. Wow, 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:45.479 this is nice, though, really nice. This is really good. 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:48.799 So you come them into the paintings, the whole thing, like. 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:50.400 The abs are pictures? 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:55.080 What does he says? Which way do we scrow? Ah? 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:56.760 Is that him? 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:57.279 That's him? 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:58.160 Oh? 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:02.520 Okay, he's like a few inches shorter than me. Yes, 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:04.760 but you're six one. I'm six two. 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:08.920 Okay, you don't need somebody tall. Yeah, it's okay, Okay, Andrew, 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:14.720 I see him in his calvins. Okay, that's not the 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:17.200 dick that I expected. When I see him with clothes, I. 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:21.360 Know it's perfect gwart. So we postponed it, I suppose, 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:24.120 and it was just not worth starving myself the entire 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.280 day for I mean, you didn't get none. 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:27.160 So it wasn't worth it. 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:28.280 No. 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.880 Wow. The lesson here is eat what you want so 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.600 you can get your piece of the week, because they 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.760 may raly not canceled on you. I mean, have you 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:39.200 had him before you've had him? 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:42.200 No? No, we've tried to make it work before I 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.279 canceled before you know, it's his turn. 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:47.480 So okay, So now y'all are even even. But that's fun. 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:50.520 That's the chase, like wanting to see somebody and the 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.240 build up and then it like gets canceled. 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:56.039 But you get three of those get you don't get three, 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:58.600 get two of them. You get two of them. I 0:05:58.720 --> 0:05:59.120 get two. 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:01.599 Everybody gets to cancel at least twice. 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:04.200 No, you had to cancel one time, one time, and 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:06.080 then I get to cancel one time and then that's it. 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:07.640 There's no more cancelation after that. 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:10.880 To be honest, when people are like so available, that 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:13.960 like makes me dry, you know, like you gotta you 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:15.680 gotta give me some kind of chase, like you was 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:19.600 just you was just free off during the week. 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:21.599 You don't have a day job. You have a night job. 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:23.440 You don't work a night job. 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:28.080 No, Sydney, they had a plan last night. Last night 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:28.760 is the weekend. 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:32.120 When did you make the plan yesterday morning? 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:32.640 See? 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:34.880 No, that's too no. 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:34.960 No. 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:37.920 And then he said the windows started at three. And 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:39.800 this is why I was mad, because I was like, okay, 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:43.800 I'm hungry now at noon, you know, for lunch and 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:46.040 I'm like, okay, if I could just make it past three, 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:48.000 and then it got further and further and I. 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:53.359 Was sis, you should have been like ah no, And 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:55.080 see that's I was talking to Sidney about this the 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:55.480 other day. 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.520 I don't like feeling like that. 0:06:58.120 --> 0:07:01.400 So for me, like, I'm notody, that's gonna like just 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:03.880 keep patiently waiting for you to make space or make 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:05.920 time for me. Once I start to feel like I'm 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:08.280 getting played, or I start to feel stupid, or I 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:12.520 start to feel desperate, I I start deleting people's phone numbers. 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:14.840 I'm not even gonna like lash out at you. I'm 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:18.040 just not gonna I'm just not gonna reach out. I'm 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:19.800 making it so that I can't reach out to you 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:22.360 no more. I know, I'm deleting numbers and I'm letting 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:24.560 you text me, and then I'm gonna be like, I 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:26.880 know this is it's okay to be played a little bit. 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:30.600 You're the one that's playing. 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:37.080 Maybe what you're talking about just do. 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.600 You know me? Anybody ever play you? 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:41.080 All the time? 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:42.040 Really? 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:42.720 Who's playing? 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:47.080 That was many many moons ago, but I mean, yeah, 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:51.400 people have played games with me. I'm not as well. 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:53.720 I'm just saying as an adult, like I'm not you 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:55.640 not making me feel like a twelve year old, like 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:58.040 I know what does and does not work for me, 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:01.240 and I'm the only person that's allowed to waste my 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:02.400 time just. 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:06.560 Be that is that is a word, okay, message, that's 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:09.320 the only the only person we should make that merch. 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:11.000 We haven't said merchant a while. Now that we have 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:15.680 merch merch shot, we gotta we gotta make up some 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:17.560 more shirts. 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:19.080 Andrew, and what do you want to say? 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:21.040 I want yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:23.000 Yeah we do need that. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:26.160 yes we do need What's another thing. I don't know 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:28.680 if we haven't been saying any like catchphrases in a while, 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:30.320 but we got to sell the merchant we have, friend, 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:33.760 I think we're they don't get we haven't seen anything. 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:37.480 I have, No, we have none, we have none? 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:42.360 So should we do that for like ongoing piece of 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:42.680 the week. 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:46.120 And he said, here, you're trying to make segments now, yeah, 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:46.640 I'm trying. 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:47.520 I'm trying. 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:51.840 I'm throwing these for twenty twenty. I just want to 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:53.839 be a little bit more together, you. 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:56.800 Know, by being on your phone the entire podcast and texting, 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:59.439 because that's not really being together. 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:01.760 Sis. You gotta hear you ain't put your phone down. 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:04.680 And I was late. See I gave Marie such a 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:05.280 hard time. 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:07.160 See I didn't even bring it up. 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:09.360 Yeah, I gave such a hard time last week. And 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:12.080 that's why the universe works. So that's why you can't 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:14.480 be so self righteous people. You see how that is 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:17.280 With the same token you be giving somebody a hard time, 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:18.880 it's gonna come back and then you're gonna be in 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:21.240 the same spot as them, and then you're gonna be like, ah, no, 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:22.320 I see why they were late. 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:24.520 How late were you to do? 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:26.040 You're only like ten minutes late? 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:30.520 I was eighteen minutes okay, Andrew, I was I round 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:33.560 it down, a round up. I was almost like Marie 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:36.319 last week. Yeah, she was twenty two minutes late. 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:39.080 I oh, I thought I was twenty minutes late. It 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:39.640 was twenty two. 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:41.640 We added two minutes to it because we could go 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:42.720 back and listen to the episode. 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:45.720 It's say exactly how many me news. 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:47.319 No, but you said that you wanted to stop being 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:49.160 late in the last solo episode. I think that was 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:50.720 your news New Year's resolution. 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:52.800 I think that was my resolution. 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:59.679 I'm I'm trying to stop being late to everything so much. 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:03.800 But it's just like we've talked about this before. There's 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:06.080 no way you can be on time in New York 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.520 City unless you leave your house an hour and a 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:09.240 half before. 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:11.440 That's not true, it is. I know people who are 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.079 on time to things. I know people who are early. 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:17.040 I just hate and every early every time I see. 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:19.080 Them on time, I'm like, oh, you have nothing else 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:22.800 to do, Sydney, be here on time. It seems like 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:25.280 you have an issue with people being available and having 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:30.839 time to do stuff. The nerve I do, the audacity, 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:34.280 I do the negorosity. Well, you know what the thing 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:38.160 is is that I used to be on time all 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:40.600 the time because you didn't have nothing to do exactly, 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:42.679 and to be first. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:46.720 It doesn't feel good when you're just waiting around. 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:48.000 I hate that. It sucks. 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:50.480 Anytime we do and I get there early, I be like, oh, 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:51.520 this is gross. 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:53.400 And then you see people who are there before. You're 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.720 like you, literally, this is your night. 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:57.640 Yeah, but I'd be sitting there by myself and I'm like, 0:10:57.679 --> 0:11:00.520 I'm never gonna be on time again. They're running in 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:05.120 a in a in a cloud of sorry. Then just 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.320 be sitting there for twenty minutes by myself. 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:10.520 It kind of makes my nipples hard being late, you know, 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:14.880 just that that rush that you get, the anxiety, especially 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.160 when you text somebody like hey, almost there and they 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:19.480 don't write back because they're just like, bitch, i'll know 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:20.760 you not near. 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:21.959 No, it's not why you. 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:25.200 Double texted this morning that you were late, birl. And 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:26.640 I was like, I don't, I don't mind that you're 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:31.240 you sweat this point, oh. 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:38.079 Shod shoddy boots, friend, not shot facts shoty fix? 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:39.840 Were you? 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:46.160 Uh? You have gotten your nails done consistently, like for 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:49.720 the past three months now, yeah. 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:51.640 But I let them sit for like three or four weeks. 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:55.120 And it's just it's I like seeing you like this 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:58.800 because I'm bald, friend, and I need people, So you 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:01.000 can't have raggedy nails. Any people to know that I'm 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:04.080 a female. That's it. That's all people know that you're 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:04.360 a woman. 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:07.600 Yea, yeah, yeah yeah, shut up, sir, excuse me, sir, 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:09.160 I just I can't. 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:10.080 I don't know. 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:12.840 Also, my nails were not growing, they were like they 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:15.240 kept peeling, So I was like, well, maybe if I 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:17.320 do this stupidest of this things. They'll grow, and they've 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:19.440 been growing. But this lady, every time I get them done, 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:22.440 they cut them down and it's like, well, what's the point. 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:25.480 Your hands look so sexy, Like I'm very attracted to them. 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:27.880 Girl, you just horning? Did you guess? On this morning? 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:28.280 No? 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:30.240 I didn't. 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:34.160 I use that, Doc Johnson. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:37.520 I used it, and I mean I might as well 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:39.560 talk about it on the on the pod. You know, 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:43.160 I heard my landlord having sex yesterday. 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:48.440 Yeah, well you say landlord. It sounds so funny. She 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:51.240 is my landlord. I give her the rent. She's not 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:53.679 your landlord. She comes down and like checks on things. 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:54.880 She makes sure the heat is on. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:57.240 I complained to her all the time, and she makes 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:57.840 things happen. 0:12:58.520 --> 0:12:59.920 Wow he her. 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:05.200 Okay, oh baby, let me tell you now, my landlord 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:06.480 is you know. 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:09.480 Like she's quote unquote plus size. 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:12.480 But when I heard the moones coming out of the room, 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:14.160 I was like, well, that's the size. 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:17.640 Zero beside zero. So yeah, the moons were faint. It 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:22.160 sounded sounded real skinny, girl, they sound like low blood 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:22.920 pressure moones. 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:26.920 Understanding it was, it was real high pitched. It didn't 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:30.400 sound like my friend at all. I was like, is 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:33.280 there a white woman in there. What's going on? Felt 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:33.840 very porno? 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:36.000 How long did you stay there with your creepy ass? 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:37.080 How long did you sit and listen? 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:41.320 Oh the whole time, the whole fucking time downstairs. Yes, 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:45.800 go home, roger By Cramer, I sat down. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:49.880 I mean it was she was late to work. 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:53.520 It was at least ten, ten twelve minutes. 0:13:54.120 --> 0:14:00.120 Wait, you were there for ten twelve minutes? Is that gross? 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:01.400 A little bit? 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:02.760 That's not a little bit. 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:05.600 Don't listen to Andrew. It was gross, a little bit nasty. 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:09.640 I was like intrigues. I wasn't turned on. I was 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:13.479 just like, weren't you though? You have your little rush? 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:18.760 I mean he was breaking that damn wall down, like 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:22.920 go off Kings, it's your world. 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:26.760 You made her ready. That's that. 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:31.600 Wakanda or wakanda for the weekend, for the weekend, for 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:33.520 the weekend. 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:38.120 I mean, I would I would like to hear you 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:38.680 one day. 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:43.400 What, oh my god, are you trying to meet to 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:44.760 me in the studio right now? 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:49.040 You would like to hear me? This is what I 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:54.360 sound like when I have sex. What you're trying to 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:55.120 do right now? 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:05.960 You baby smoke? Break really yo? 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:08.640 I just I'm just saying that I just laughed the 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:12.200 entire time. It's not necessarily true, but you know whatever. 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:16.960 I mean, I'm very loud. I'm a lowd one. 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:21.280 You know, I'm a vocal person. You I might not 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:23.280 talk that much in conversation. 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:28.160 You do though, but you do? Are you sure? 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:31.240 Chatty Kathy? I feel like that's you, Marie. You're the 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:34.840 one that talks the most. We can On and Off 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:38.880 we could run back the table this tonight episodes On 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:41.400 and Off the Pod Andrew speak on it. 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.840 You just sort of fall back a little bit. 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:50.080 Because Sidney be on her phone. When Sydney is when. 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:54.280 Sydney is like locked in and and like present and 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:56.760 looking at her phone to like read questions that people 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:59.960 have sent us or like pre written stuff, she's on it, 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:03.800 but like for the most part, she just be literally 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:05.800 like what she did today. She'll be on her phone, like, well, 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:07.800 let me see if I could set up my piece 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:08.880 of the week for next week. 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:10.440 No, I feel like that's what you're doing. 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:14.760 Never I was gonna post a picture for us, but yeah, 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:15.880 you know, if we ever go on a. 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:19.240 Trip and you know, I'm in the other room and. 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:21.240 My friend brings back somebody I'm gonna put a glass 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:26.000 to the wall. I might even even I might even 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:29.200 go to the door and put my air gross. 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:31.840 Yeah, I just want to know mhm. 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:36.320 It's nobody is interested in hearing what their friends sounds 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:37.720 like getting their backboned out. 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:40.600 Nobody just me. I mean I feel like I would 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:43.360 want to hear a little bit. But yeah, ten to twelve, 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:46.080 I had time. Did you do that? 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:46.600 You? 0:16:49.320 --> 0:16:53.480 I was running late, but I had time. And then 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:55.840 she came out and she's like, you were here the 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:56.360 whole time. 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:58.480 Yes, Sis, you didn't hear a blowdryer. 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:00.880 Oh no blow drying. 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:03.200 You couldn't end a blow dry because she was too 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:03.920 busy getting that. 0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:07.440 The She was too busy getting her back blown out. 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:10.080 Like I was a missed opportunity right there. Yeah, it 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:10.639 was fine. 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:14.440 I mean, I want all my friends to feel it 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:17.120 and have fun, live their life. 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:20.840 And I mean to see my landlord just coming out. 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:25.240 You she had a skirt on, but she pulled it 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:27.800 all the way up above her kitties. She put the 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:30.520 skirt on as a dress like an old person, lord, 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:33.159 you know, and I've seen her naked, So I was 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:35.200 just thinking about the whole situation. 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:36.359 I think that I would. 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:39.639 I think that we would all be curious just to 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:41.760 hear what it sounds like for our friends to have sex. 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:43.800 But I think all of us would be embarrassed if 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:45.920 we came out and our friends were standing there. 0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:50.879 She caught us yasp like, and she ain't got no shame. 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:51.920 So the fact that she. 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:55.879 Had shame, she was like, wait, you were here the 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:59.400 whole time. I said, yeah, I was, And I looked 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:03.439 there dead and eye. I was like, yep, you're gross friends. 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:06.440