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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glizer Podcast. Glaser, here's Nikki. Hello here, I

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Speaker 1: am welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: It's Nicky Glazer Podcast live from Hollywood, California, in person

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Speaker 2: with my co host Brian Frangie, live for us, Live

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Speaker 2: to tape. Yeah, yeah, I guess I could.

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Speaker 3: Everything that we're doing is live.

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Speaker 1: It is. It's this live is a lie. It is

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Speaker 1: a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's live to tape. But people say that a

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Speaker 2: lot in Hollywood. They're like, it's live to tape.

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Speaker 3: Because Hollywood is full of bullshit. Artists don't know they're

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Speaker 3: doing anymore.

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Speaker 2: I'm doing something live coming up that's live live, and

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Speaker 2: it's a rare thing that things are live anymore. My

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Speaker 2: show on MTV was live. Really Yeah, Nicky and Sarah

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Speaker 2: was the first TV show I ever did. We were

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Speaker 2: just like three two one and it's like on air.

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Speaker 4: No, Well, did you slip up or anything? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I stumbled a little bit. There was like a teleprompter

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Speaker 2: that's been to police. See everyone.

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Speaker 5: He's two and three, So nice to be here.

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Speaker 2: Thanks comedian hilarious. Follow him on Instagram. I had no

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Speaker 2: idea how many follows.

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Speaker 4: I think they're all they're all fake, you know.

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Speaker 1: The number. You know the you know the number? Can

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Speaker 1: I think it was seven? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: That on Instagram.

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Speaker 5: But I've lost so many recently from Lovers and Liars.

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Speaker 5: Why what do you guys me to do?

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Speaker 1: I like that they're already following you.

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Speaker 2: They watch you on Lovers and Liars and they go

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Speaker 2: unfollow That really happened?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, how many Instagram or TikTok?

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Speaker 4: This is Instagram?

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Speaker 3: So Instagram you.

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Speaker 1: Had like five because you're advertising it.

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Speaker 2: That's why it's not like they watch the show and

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Speaker 2: go I'm going to go unfollow this guy. They see

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Speaker 2: the ads you're doing now you're on reality show, and

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Speaker 2: they're like, fuck this guy, he's sold out.

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Speaker 5: One guy goes less self promo please. I was like,

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Speaker 5: I got It's okay, we'll get it. We'll get him back,

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Speaker 5: we'll get it.

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Speaker 3: How many followers do you feel like you lost because.

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Speaker 1: Of he had six thousands for Boys three.

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Speaker 5: It's for f Boy three. It was like ten thousand

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Speaker 5: and six thousand people the first episode. Wow, more people.

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Speaker 2: On followed you because of your ads for the show

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Speaker 2: then watched the actual I'm on the show.

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Speaker 4: Too, though, Like I'm not just promoting your show out

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Speaker 4: of nowhere. Like, I'm on that.

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Speaker 1: For you. That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: That just shows you, like and if you if you

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Speaker 2: were to get a girlfriend, they would fall off to

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, like if you were to post anything that

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Speaker 2: like made it feel like these people didn't own you

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Speaker 2: in some way yours. Yeah, because when you make content

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Speaker 2: where you're just doing like who's buying this?

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Speaker 4: Or you're doing your.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the polite cat calling is that what it's called

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Speaker 2: polite cat calling? So he does these like videos where

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Speaker 2: he's in the street with a megaphone and he will

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Speaker 2: heckle and like roast people, but it's all polite roast.

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Speaker 5: I did in West Hollywood and they ate it up

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Speaker 5: really right by the abbey.

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Speaker 1: What is like, what are some of the things you

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Speaker 1: shot at people?

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Speaker 5: I was like this guy had like glasses on he

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Speaker 5: was walking across the crosswalk and I was like, damn

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Speaker 5: dog and like everybody's like and I was like, you

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Speaker 5: look like you know how to use Microsoft Excel like

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Speaker 5: just die And his girlfriend was.

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Speaker 1: Like he good at it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's so fun. So he does those and then

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Speaker 2: also who's buying this?

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Speaker 1: Really makes me laugh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he just finds like an insane product, like like, uh.

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Speaker 1: What's there's like pickle favored mustard.

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Speaker 5: There's insane, there's like ranch cream, like there's just people

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Speaker 5: will send me just like insane stuff, and I'm like,

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Speaker 4: Man, let's do it finding the store and to find

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Speaker 4: eat it.

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Speaker 1: But a while you were just going like who was

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and now you got to do that ship.

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Speaker 3: Like the symptom of a downfall of the society is

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Speaker 3: to have frivolous products like that. Yeah, it's the beginning

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Speaker 3: of the end.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the fact that our society is capable of producing ranch,

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Speaker 3: ranch face cream or whatever the fuck is a bad

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Speaker 3: sign for it.

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Speaker 1: It's not good.

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Speaker 3: We have too much leisure. We should be at war.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was listening to Tim Dylan podcast the other

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Speaker 2: day and I already knew this, but just bears repeating.

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Speaker 2: The most countries don't allow the things we put in

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Speaker 2: our food in their food supply. They they it's illegal

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Speaker 2: to sell the stuff that we have that you can

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Speaker 2: buy at seven eleven.

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Speaker 1: It's legal in other because they know the harm it does.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, that seven elevens coffee reminds me of being broke.

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Speaker 1: The taste of it.

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Speaker 2: It's a taste of it because It is affordable and

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Speaker 2: it is good, but the smell and taste of it

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Speaker 2: reminds me of really hard times being hungover in La

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Speaker 2: It was, but it was the one treat of my day.

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Speaker 2: It was like the most delicious thing. I would put

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Speaker 2: those French vanilla creamers in. What do you put in

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Speaker 2: your black right?

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Speaker 5: Of course you are, but I don't know why I'm

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Speaker 5: doing that.

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Speaker 4: I'm not doing it for the taste, yeah, just the

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Speaker 4: it's the drug.

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Speaker 3: You're doing it for the look.

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Speaker 1: Celsius, do you do those?

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Speaker 2: I tried one of those this weekend and I mean

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Speaker 2: it's brain. It didn't even stop. It just went right

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Speaker 2: through me and it arctic blasted out of my eye

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Speaker 2: like it was. It caused immense diarrhea right away.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy. It was crazy.

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Speaker 3: Great Wallace video about Celsius. Yeah, you shared it with me. Actually,

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Speaker 1: Maybe, oh yeah, maybe that was one.

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Speaker 2: But it's it's that stuff that ruinds me of monster energy,

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Speaker 2: which I used to be addicted to as well. But yeah, coffee,

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Speaker 2: it's the first thing you think about in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited and it sucks that the second one

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Speaker 2: it's like a real addiction. First hit, it's so good,

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Speaker 2: it's so so good. And then you got me a

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Speaker 2: diet coke at seven eleven, which was so freaking nice

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Speaker 2: of you.

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Speaker 1: I gotta he doesn't.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's.

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Speaker 2: It's getting to the point where I'm drinking so many

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Speaker 1: They used to feel like.

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Speaker 2: A cigarette, like when you're being bad, and now I'm

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Speaker 2: doing them all the time, and I'm like, oh, I'm

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Speaker 2: just smoking a packadet.

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Speaker 3: You need to connect the coke with an event as

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Speaker 3: a reward.

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Speaker 6: Weed.

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Speaker 2: I only smoke weed after after I'm done with things,

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Speaker 2: or right before if I'm like right before if I

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Speaker 2: go on if I'm like really feeling like right before

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Speaker 2: I go on stage, I am feeling like really just

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Speaker 2: bored and like no just no energy and just feeling

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Speaker 2: like kind of sad and like what am I doing?

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Speaker 1: Imposter syndrome.

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Speaker 2: If I just like the tiniest puff from a vape,

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Speaker 2: like the littlest one, I just it just gives me energy.

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Speaker 2: It's that's what we does for me. I mean, it

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Speaker 2: too much. But for me, weed right away makes me like,

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Speaker 2: not it's energy and like mental energy as opposed to

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Speaker 2: like physical I guess coffee gives me like physical energy,

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Speaker 2: but my brain will still be slow on coffee.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes that does not. Weed does not make me smart.

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Speaker 1: Or no, it doesn't make you smart.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes it does make my brain work a little bit

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Speaker 2: smarter and faster and more creative. But ultimately I think

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Speaker 2: it makes you hungry, really stupid and hungry. No, it

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Speaker 2: curbs my hunger. What it does like the opposite for

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Speaker 3: Supposed to do smart and not hungry.

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Speaker 1: Not smart.

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Speaker 2: It definitely makes my brain forget things more like when

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Speaker 2: I because I've got I've been everything from like a

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Speaker 2: just a little choke before a show, a little bit

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Speaker 2: bake all day long, and that kind of lifestyle. If

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Speaker 2: you're smoking weed throughout the day, yeah, it just makes

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Speaker 2: the middle of the sentence. I've talked about this before,

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Speaker 2: but I was smoking so much weed at some points

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Speaker 2: I was going on stage, and I would be in

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Speaker 2: the middle of a joke. I'm in the middle of

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Speaker 2: I would forget what I'm talking about. It's the middle

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Speaker 2: of a sent like a word like not just like,

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Speaker 4: What was I just talking about?

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about it and I'm forgetting what I'm talking about. Well,

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Speaker 2: and that's when I had to like go to a

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Speaker 2: marijuana's anonymous meeting and be like, I think I have

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Speaker 2: a problem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there is that. And I went to one and

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Speaker 1: I got out at it.

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Speaker 2: He was like this one guy was sharing and what

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Speaker 2: you're not supposed to do in a meeting. I probably

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Speaker 2: shouldn't even say I went to one, because it does

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Speaker 2: work for people if you're addicted to marijuana. I truly

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Speaker 2: believe that. I just didn't stay in it, and so

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Speaker 2: I still smoke. But this my first meeting, which you're

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Speaker 2: like scared to go because you're like, this is really

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Speaker 2: a problem I have and should I even be talking

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Speaker 2: about this? And like and you're it's supposed to be

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Speaker 2: anonymous for even a person that isn't have any level

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Speaker 2: of fame. So I go to this and I think

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Speaker 2: I shared because it was like first timers or like

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Speaker 2: anyone here here for the first time. And I want

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Speaker 2: to just say, if you ever go to a twelve

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Speaker 2: step meeting and they go, who's here for the first time,

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Speaker 2: you do not have to say me. You can just

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Speaker 2: sit there silently. No one's gonna be like, we've never

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Speaker 2: seen you, why aren't you raising your hand? Like there's

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Speaker 2: no rules in twelve step meetings, which is the greatest

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Speaker 2: thing ever. So even if they're like, if this is

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Speaker 2: your first time, tell us about your name, you literally

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Speaker 2: no one will be like you haven't been your share like,

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Speaker 2: you can sit there silently, So don't ever let that

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Speaker 2: scared to share, because you won't have to share. Ever,

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Speaker 2: you don't have to do anything you don't want to

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Speaker 2: do in a twelfsted meeting. It's the only place in

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Speaker 2: is to fucking not say anyone else's name. But even

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Speaker 2: if you fuck that up, no one yells at you.

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Speaker 2: Your life is the followers. That's the world of Holly influencer.

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Speaker 1: What is it like being like really locked into it? Brian?

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Speaker 3: You you try?

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Speaker 2: You know, you don't know on this level where you're

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but Benedict, you're every day you got it?

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Speaker 5: Kind of never stops because you're like what other app

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Speaker 5: I've got to edit a clip that I already filmed.

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Speaker 1: Are you used to that at this point? You don't care?

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Speaker 3: But that's when you know you've won. When you finally

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Speaker 3: We have to feed the machine because that's how that's

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Speaker 2: And I was like, it's just I can never stop

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they can't take that away from you unless you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but then the next Emmy show up and no

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Speaker 2: about that cycle.

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Speaker 3: And then when you're you're in your sixties and you

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Speaker 4: For what what'd you do? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's for like the Milton Burrel Hour, yea and

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Speaker 4: Yeah I haven't.

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Speaker 2: But like you know what I mean, Like there's all

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Speaker 2: I just want what the OnlyFans girl said she had

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Speaker 2: And this is what I feel like with this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Perfect, so it's kind of doesn't she doesn't really ever

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Speaker 2: that's what I would really like to if you could

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Speaker 2: And that's what I feel about the podcast. When people

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Speaker 2: like if we have on a guest and they're like

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Speaker 2: And this is just like very like low stakes. This

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Speaker 3: For me, there's a makeup on your personality.

448
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I can't make the money I make without

449
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,520
Speaker 2: having the like I can't be on the level I'm

450
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,640
Speaker 2: at without I would like this to be bigger, Yeah,

451
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,080
Speaker 2: but it's harder to find people that love you unconditionally

452
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,639
Speaker 2: like that, Like, do you feel like your fans you

453
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,720
Speaker 2: can trust them and do not like be mean to you.

454
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,000
Speaker 1: Can you read your comments and stuff?

455
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Speaker 4: I mean them being mean to me is like part

456
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,000
Speaker 4: of the game.

457
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,800
Speaker 1: Because you're a little bit roasty as well.

458
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I I got it, comment like.

459
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,400
Speaker 2: Look at me, like you We're going to get into

460
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,000
Speaker 2: look at you because you were such an interesting person

461
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,680
Speaker 2: watching your you open for me two weeknds ago in

462
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:37,960
Speaker 2: Pachanga Casino, and your act was so self deprecating in

463
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000
Speaker 2: such a really enjoyable way. Because you are an attractive

464
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,960
Speaker 2: hot guy that is on a show where you are.

465
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,840
Speaker 2: You were cast because you're a hot guy.

466
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:46,359
Speaker 4: I'm a scam.

467
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,520
Speaker 2: But you're also funny and that's why you were cast too,

468
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,840
Speaker 2: So it's not all just hot guy, but you you

469
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,720
Speaker 2: you stepped up the hotness and I think I relate

470
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,000
Speaker 2: to that a lot, where it's like you get in

471
00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:56,360
Speaker 2: the door being funny and then you're like, but no,

472
00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,600
Speaker 2: I'm actually hot too, right, and then as hard as

473
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,000
Speaker 2: you can and you do elevate to that level, but

474
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,200
Speaker 2: you always feel like a fraud, oh for sure. Okay,

475
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,040
Speaker 2: so we're gonna talk about that when we get back

476
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:11,760
Speaker 2: after this. All right, we're back with Benedict Pelizzi from

477
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,920
Speaker 2: Lovers and Liars, which you can watch right now. Second

478
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,119
Speaker 2: episode coming out tonight if you're listening to this on

479
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:20,600
Speaker 2: Thursday on the CW, on the CW app on Hulu. Yeah,

480
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,800
Speaker 2: and Benedict is looking for love this season. He's been

481
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,720
Speaker 2: on The F Boy Island season two and three. He

482
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:30,000
Speaker 2: was on f Bay Island season two as a nice guy,

483
00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:30,560
Speaker 2: nice guy.

484
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,520
Speaker 1: You were there for love.

485
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:35,600
Speaker 2: You ended up being the runner up for Louise, who

486
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:39,720
Speaker 2: ended up picking Mercedes. Uh huh, the f fist of

487
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:40,960
Speaker 2: f boys that's ever.

488
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:46,680
Speaker 5: Existed, just the final boss. Absolutely, he played a good game.

489
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,480
Speaker 5: He's incredible in real life.

490
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:53,680
Speaker 2: Greg's the goat Mercedes follow him on Instagram. I just

491
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,720
Speaker 2: want to give a shout out because he's a narcissist.

492
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,280
Speaker 2: So I'm constantly trying to feed his ego whenever I

493
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,800
Speaker 2: bring him up, because I think he's going to find

494
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,040
Speaker 2: a way to watch this because I talked about him.

495
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,240
Speaker 5: And he's searching it on Google.

496
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,800
Speaker 1: He's as there's some way he's live streaming this, even

497
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,640
Speaker 1: though this is a question. Because he heard his name,

498
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:08,960
Speaker 1: He's going.

499
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,359
Speaker 4: To tap into it. He's in here.

500
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,840
Speaker 1: The thing about Mercedes is that you can as long

501
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,040
Speaker 1: as you're talking about him. He's fine.

502
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,160
Speaker 2: He doesn't even care about being made fun of because

503
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,040
Speaker 2: he likes being talked about and the attention, and he's

504
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:19,800
Speaker 2: so confident.

505
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,400
Speaker 1: He's unrattlable.

506
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,360
Speaker 4: Is that crazy?

507
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,280
Speaker 2: But he's the problem is I think I think Mercedes,

508
00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:26,960
Speaker 2: no offense and actually you don't take any offense to

509
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,360
Speaker 2: this because I told this to your face one time

510
00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:31,159
Speaker 2: when we're doing one of our sessions. You are a

511
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,200
Speaker 2: clinical narcissist, like not the kind that we just say

512
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:38,879
Speaker 2: our boyfriends are. And everyone has narcissistic tendencies and traits

513
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,160
Speaker 2: or they can and that's usually what people are saying.

514
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,320
Speaker 2: My boyfriend has is a narcissist. You're saying he has

515
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:49,280
Speaker 2: narcissist traits. The narcissist personality disorder is and and Mercedes

516
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,640
Speaker 2: would not call it a disorder. It is a thing

517
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,600
Speaker 2: that you can be diagnosed as that, like you know,

518
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:57,040
Speaker 2: is a it's a big diagnosis and Mercedes, and it's incurable,

519
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,520
Speaker 2: which is very interesting to me because narcissists don't think

520
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,800
Speaker 2: anything with them, so you can't cure because to be

521
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,600
Speaker 2: able to cure something, you have to be willing to

522
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,520
Speaker 2: participate in the cure.

523
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,200
Speaker 1: And if you don't believe it's a problem. It's it's

524
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:13,080
Speaker 1: so cool. It's actually it blows my mind that it's

525
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,600
Speaker 1: in cure. It's like rabies. Narcissism and rabies are the

526
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,280
Speaker 1: only two things that are incurable that once you get it,

527
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,400
Speaker 1: like you locked in with it, you.

528
00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:21,000
Speaker 3: Have to put it down.

529
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:23,400
Speaker 4: Narcissist.

530
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,480
Speaker 1: But I told him, I was like, you're a narciss

531
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Speaker 1: like I think you. This is the first time.

532
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Speaker 2: I'm almost excited that I'm like talking with a real

533
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,080
Speaker 2: life I don't know that.

534
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,800
Speaker 3: Like a creature. It's like a ze.

535
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:36,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like.

536
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,200
Speaker 2: When you talk to when Piers Morgan talks to like

537
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,880
Speaker 2: a sociopath, if you watch those psychopaths or whatever that says,

538
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,040
Speaker 2: and that's as rare and interesting as a person.

539
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,960
Speaker 3: Not they they are very different than a normal human's brain.

540
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,800
Speaker 2: And when I get around a narcissist, man, do I

541
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:52,960
Speaker 2: give them what they want?

542
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Speaker 1: It's amazing. I want Mercedes to like me so much.

543
00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:01,720
Speaker 2: I am desperate for his approval, even though I don't

544
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,159
Speaker 2: trust him, even though I know that his personality disorder

545
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,159
Speaker 2: comes from a place of feeling less than which I

546
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,600
Speaker 2: don't judge Mercedes because I also feel less then, but

547
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,119
Speaker 2: you will never admit that you do. And you're just

548
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,400
Speaker 2: going not like this to the camera, to your phone

549
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,240
Speaker 2: right now as you watch it.

550
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,440
Speaker 1: But uh so I relate to that. I'm not That's

551
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,520
Speaker 1: not an indictment on you at all. But i want

552
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 1: you to like me so much, and I'm not scared

553
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:23,640
Speaker 1: of you.

554
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:26,719
Speaker 2: I'm actually charmed by it, Like I want to look

555
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 2: up to him. I love narcissist up to all narcissists.

556
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,879
Speaker 4: I'm like, Wow, good for you.

557
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,040
Speaker 3: So Benedict's the opposite of a narcissist.

558
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,000
Speaker 4: No, he's got some.

559
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 1: Traits as we as we do. There's a part of

560
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,120
Speaker 1: me that like to do stand up.

561
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:44,520
Speaker 2: Comedy, to think that anyone has to shut their mouths

562
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,399
Speaker 2: so they can listen to you spout off about what

563
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 2: you have to think you're better than people, or you.

564
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:52,600
Speaker 3: Think you're not. You're you're so desperate for a yeah,

565
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,119
Speaker 3: a little bit.

566
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:57,600
Speaker 2: But that's even Clinton. Let's even like, you know, diagnosable narcissists.

567
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,960
Speaker 2: That comes from a deep but they.

568
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:04,399
Speaker 3: Can't ever but everyone has that. That's what everyone's weird

569
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,920
Speaker 3: personality has come from the fact that they didn't get

570
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 3: something as a child and believe that they're not worthy

571
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 3: for some reason, and it's all a matter of how

572
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,280
Speaker 3: they their personality manifests from how they chose to deal

573
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:14,520
Speaker 3: with that.

574
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 1: Yes, it's all that.

575
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, God fuck, we're a wreck.

576
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 2: Well I want to get to bendict like you talk

577
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:28,120
Speaker 2: about on stage. You came in here today and I

578
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:30,480
Speaker 2: made a joke about spraytns and then you said, uh, yeah,

579
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 2: I feel that I live that life two weeks a week.

580
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 1: What is it? You can't, dude, You can't spray it

581
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Speaker 1: on a spray TN.

582
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 5: I know, but it like for me and probably you two,

583
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,359
Speaker 5: like we work out a lot. Like when you sweat,

584
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 5: it washes off, So like do you.

585
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Speaker 1: Scrub it all off before you go in for the

586
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 1: second one? Nah?

587
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 2: So you will spray on top of one, don't you

588
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 2: just end up looking kind of dirty? I just I

589
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 2: just scraped my skin off yesterday to get this off

590
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 2: to get a new one to yesterday.

591
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Speaker 4: That's why I get too, because it kind of like

592
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,399
Speaker 4: fills it in and.

593
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,359
Speaker 1: The other do you go in the booth or do

594
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 1: you get someone to.

595
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,399
Speaker 4: Do it booth? Yeah, I'm all about the booth.

596
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's much more.

597
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 4: I've done the person one before.

598
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 2: I've been doing the person one pretty frequently because the

599
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 2: booth has burned me.

600
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 1: But do you ever follow the booth?

601
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, like so because a lot of mist

602
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,640
Speaker 2: is wasted to get Yes.

603
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 1: I did, like okay, so when you're doing the booth,

604
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 1: we could do this.

605
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 5: Okay.

606
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: So it starts like this, and it tells you to

607
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Speaker 1: start like.

608
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,400
Speaker 7: This, but I will.

609
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 3: NICKI is standing with her hands over her head as

610
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Speaker 3: if she was in the t s A.

611
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe it was. I start like this and

612
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:36,880
Speaker 1: then I.

613
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 3: Go doing like the Egyptian.

614
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,880
Speaker 1: I get it on my forearms first because it starts

615
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 1: up here above your head because it thinks you're tall.

616
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,439
Speaker 1: So I get that missed and then I quickly go

617
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 1: to this and then down start like.

618
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 3: This, bends over like she's gonna do the deadlift, and

619
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Speaker 3: then I get to the position.

620
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,679
Speaker 2: There is so much miss being wasted if you're not following,

621
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Speaker 2: I know you.

622
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 4: I didn't think it got my face enough one time.

623
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 5: Oh I do a little spray and it's like I

624
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 5: felt that worth my money.

625
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 1: Yes, I have done.

626
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 2: I've gone like this where I try to like collect

627
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 2: it in the air because yeah, I just want my

628
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 2: insights to be fucking Is there.

629
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 3: No worry that this is maybe bad for you?

630
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course there is.

631
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 4: I think it's better than actual.

632
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,439
Speaker 3: Bulbs though, oh okay, well yeah, or do you think

633
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 3: it's Do you think it's better than the sun? The

634
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 3: sun itself is worse than getting a spray tand do

635
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 3: you think spray tan is probably worse?

636
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 2: I think spray tan will end up being like extreme, Like,

637
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 2: there's no way this stuff isn't toxic. There's some places

638
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 2: that do it organically, but certainly not the versus.

639
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,479
Speaker 4: Pop Ro double black Diamond.

640
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,719
Speaker 1: I do the versus Spra versus pop Ro double legs.

641
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 4: Do you I've done that double hydration?

642
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

643
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and then yes, it's like and then the

644
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 1: voice talks to you.

645
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 2: I'm always like yeah, but I know to put my

646
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 2: foot on number two and four, like can we just

647
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 2: can you just do it?

648
00:24:58,720 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 1: We could do this so.

649
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 2: Much faster if you didn't have to talk to me

650
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 2: here twice a week, girl, Like, I know, the moves.

651
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 1: It's crazy.

652
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 2: So it's like the same moves as the TSA where

653
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 2: you have to like stand and it scans you. But

654
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 2: people don't know about spraytand life. But it's just like

655
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 2: you just feels so much better about yourself when you

656
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,360
Speaker 2: have Yeah.

657
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 4: Right when I walk out, I'm like, you get hurt.

658
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 2: Don't you feel like people tell you you look better

659
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 2: and you get more positive feedback when you.

660
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 4: Have a spray hand same day.

661
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,199
Speaker 5: It's crazy. Yes, why do you look you're glowing right now.

662
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 5: I'm like, huh, it's crazy unless.

663
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 2: You ten pounds thinner, at least, it's really changes everything.

664
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 2: It's like it's no joke. Actually, this weekend a girl

665
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 2: came up to me and said, my dad listens me

666
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 2: and my dad listened to your podcast, and he's really

667
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 2: against anything toxic and all this stuff, but he said,

668
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 2: you can get a spray tand because Nikky Glazer gets one,

669
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 2: that was really cool I've heard. Yeah, because it does

670
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,919
Speaker 2: change your life in such a profound way, like the

671
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 2: amount of the attention you get and the people just

672
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 2: you know, girls and guys. I'm not just talking about guys.

673
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 2: Everyone just like thinks you look better, and you do.

674
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: You look better. It's crazy.

675
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish I wasn't addicted to it, but two

676
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 2: a week sounds insane to me.

677
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: I really podcast, but you have to leave it on,

678
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: you said, total tan?

679
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 4: Are your sheets? Like, oh, it's horrible everywhere.

680
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 2: My boyfriend, I haven't seen him in forever, and I've

681
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 2: been living in a spray tan sheet and I haven't

682
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 2: changed him a while because I'm living in this hotel

683
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 2: that doesn't change your sheets except once a week. And

684
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 2: it's like, so I've just been sleeping on the orange spot.

685
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 1: Like who cares?

686
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 4: Just give some peach colored sheets.

687
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 2: And he was supposed to get in today and so

688
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, can we have my bed sheets

689
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 2: chained over this morning?

690
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: But he got in late last night and I was like,

691
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 1: oh shit, and he sees it's a white bet. It's like,

692
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: it's insane.

693
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 2: When I've been sleeping, it looks like I've diarrheaed there

694
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 2: four nights in a row. It's crazy how bad it looks.

695
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 2: But his side was good, so he didn't mind. But yeah,

696
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 2: last night it was like I had a fresh spray

697
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 2: tand and I was like, I'm sorry you're getting in,

698
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 2: like you can't touch me, you can't like we can't

699
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 2: do anything, like I can't even touch my own skin.

700
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 4: Those first eight hours off limits.

701
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 2: It's really dumb that we have to do and we

702
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 2: don't have to do it, but I thought that was interesting.

703
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 2: And you also were talking about on stage one of

704
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 2: your eyes smaller than the other, and so you will,

705
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 2: you said driving down in the changa, you were doing

706
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 2: this the whole.

707
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 5: Way to stretch mine own before this podcast, so you

708
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 5: can probably really tell.

709
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 2: So when it stretches out, it does help it. Yeah,

710
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 2: it does because one of his he doesn't have a

711
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 2: lazy eye. We would determine it because a lot lazy

712
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 2: is about your eyeball. His is a lazy eye.

713
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: I lid.

714
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, my eyes are different sizes.

715
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 2: I think it's cool looking. I don't think it's distracting.

716
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:30,360
Speaker 2: I really don't. I don't think it's bad.

717
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 3: That's a good thing.

718
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: I think it's character.

719
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's hot. It's not it's not like

720
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 2: I'm not trying.

721
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 4: Like the one small eye.

722
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: It's it's not small. It's cool.

723
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 3: It's like it's a mischievous charm.

724
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely good. It's not bad.

725
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 4: But in the morning it is well obvious.

726
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 1: Right, do your parents have it? Did you get it

727
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: from one of them?

728
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 5: Just one of my friends was talking to me one

729
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,159
Speaker 5: time and it was like, so what's up, bro, Like

730
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 5: made one eye real small, and I didn't know that

731
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 5: you knew that people knew that my eye was so you.

732
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: Had noticed it already.

733
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, do people know you've got some damage?

734
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 3: You've never done a nerve. It's not keeping that up.

735
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 3: I don't know, which is why stretching maybe works because

736
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 3: the muscles are.

737
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 4: You can get an eye.

738
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 2: You'll probably get an eye lift at some point. You're

739
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,199
Speaker 2: not opposed to plastic surgery. What are you going to

740
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 2: be like in your forties?

741
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 5: You want to take a joke over the plastic surgery.

742
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 5: What do you mean, like, I want to keep the

743
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 5: joke going about the eye.

744
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: Yeah that's good. But what gets on a special Yeah?

745
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're not you. Uh, you're on the show

746
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 2: Lovers and Liars, which is all like, what was it

747
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 2: like for you? It's my dream to be on a

748
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 2: dating show in the sense that you are where you're

749
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 2: like looking for love on an eye.

750
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 4: It's not a dream. It's tell us scary.

751
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 5: So like I'm used to like being like in the

752
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 5: this pig styve of men, like trying to go after

753
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 5: these girls, and now roles are reversed.

754
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 4: I'm dating just eight women throughout.

755
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 2: Real You were more comfortable than the other when you

756
00:28:59,000 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 2: were one of the guys.

757
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 4: I kind of felt like it.

758
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 5: When I was a guy going after one of the

759
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 5: girls and I was an F boy, it was kind

760
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 5: of just like whatever, bro who cares? Because I could

761
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 5: say anything. I didn't have to be nice all the time.

762
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 2: Because you came back to the show as an F

763
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 2: boy after you got scorned by Louise who chose Mercedes

764
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 2: over you. You came back in F Boy Island season

765
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 2: three as an F boy and no one knew. Everyone assumed, oh,

766
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 2: he's back as a nice guy. He's a nice guy before,

767
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 2: so that was the turn. And then by the end

768
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 2: of F Boy three, you made it to the final

769
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,959
Speaker 2: two again and you were the runner up to Katie Thurston.

770
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 2: You and the Answer has come back for Lovers and Liars,

771
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 2: which is also f Gero Island, and you be the

772
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 2: lead now because now he he really he felt like

773
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 2: he was ready to find love with Katie and he

774
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 2: came back as an F boy, but he changed back

775
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 2: to a nice guy.

776
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: So that's your little character arc.

777
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 5: And I thought I knew all the moves, like I

778
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 5: thought I knew all the lines like the F boys

779
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 5: F girls say the same things and nice girls.

780
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 4: Nice guy says, oh yeah.

781
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 2: And you completely lived like dar, but you're not really

782
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 2: an F boy, Like was it hard for you to

783
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 2: be that guy because there was some truth to it

784
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 2: of like you were there for the money and you

785
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 2: kind of were like, I don't really want a girlfriend

786
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 2: out of this, So there's an F boy that. But

787
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 2: you're not a douchebag like some of these guys.

788
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 4: I can't, but.

789
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: That's not what an F boy on our show.

790
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 2: It's just like, if you're there for the money, you

791
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 2: would say, be a nice guy, like treat women well.

792
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,959
Speaker 2: But if you're not really there for a relationship and

793
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 2: you're lying about that, that equals F boy.

794
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: So you qualified, Yeah, but you weren't. You're not like but.

795
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 4: Then there are some guys that are like, he's a

796
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 4: F boy in real life.

797
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 2: Did you feel so bad lying like or like that

798
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 2: Katie might think you were a nice guy and that

799
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 2: you weren't.

800
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 4: I I kind of thought she'd know like that.

801
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 5: I was scared to reveal yeah, because I was like,

802
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 5: what if she has no idea? What if she really

803
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 5: thinks of a nice guy and she really thought I

804
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 5: was a nice guy, Like so so I was like, wow,

805
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 5: in her mind, it's just like I played her like hard, yes,

806
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 5: And I was kind of like, you know.

807
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 4: I don't really like I thought you knew like quick

808
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 4: quink like.

809
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, so okay, And and once you revealed, she's already

810
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 2: eliminated you, so oh no, no, no, at that point

811
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 2: you had to reveal before Yeah, that's right, Okay, I forget.

812
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 3: Them that you didn't have a chance anyway. That was

813
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 3: that that relationship was solidified from day war.

814
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: We're gonna last n too. I thought they were so

815
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: in love and.

816
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 2: You yeah, they I really I was like, oh my god,

817
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 2: I think we're going to get a proposal.

818
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: A lot of this.

819
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 2: Stud mean like we don't think Yeah, I thought I

820
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 2: never thought we would get a propose lot of f

821
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 2: boy Island. But I really was like, I think these

822
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 2: two are so in love but it didn't last. But

823
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 2: you still so. But you're on the quest for love

824
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 2: this season. Yeah, and you already know if you found

825
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 2: it or not. We know if you found it or not. Yeah,

826
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 2: So it was more pressure going into this as e

827
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 2: Lite because you are breaking hearts.

828
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: Is that part of it, And it's just.

829
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,479
Speaker 5: Weird when you have like two girls in front of you,

830
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 5: and you have to eliminate one because like you didn't

831
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 5: like the dress she was wearing.

832
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't really like blue.

833
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 2: So because you don't know them well enough at some points,

834
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 2: like early on.

835
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 5: The first episode, on the episode one, there's a lot

836
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 5: of that. I talked to you for thirty seconds and

837
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 5: but you kind of know winked at me.

838
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 4: Weird.

839
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you winked at her weird too first with

840
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 2: that small.

841
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 1: But yeah, you but.

842
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 2: You kind of do, know, like when you were looking

843
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 2: at all the girls standing there, like you zero in

844
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 2: on some and then how did you guys all decide

845
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 2: like not to go after the same ones?

846
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 4: They kind of the girls just kind of gravitate towards you,

847
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 4: like they really get to pick right because you're just

848
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 4: sitting there and they're coming up and talking to you,

849
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I've never had this kind of attention

850
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 4: in my life.

851
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: Kissing on TV weird.

852
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 4: Kissing in real life weird, weird.

853
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, first kisses in real life.

854
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 2: To do that, to kiss on TV, it's kind of

855
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 2: my dream, Like I kind of do want to do it.

856
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 2: I think that just anyone being invested in me being

857
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 2: happy in that way and being authentic and not having

858
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 2: to be funny like interest me.

859
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: But I feel like I don't know, but.

860
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 2: Also i'd be Actually, no, I think it'd be good

861
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 2: at because I studied can't hardly wait in the way

862
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 2: they kiss on the end scene, and I think that's

863
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 2: the best way to kiss on TV.

864
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: But what was your plans for it?

865
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 4: It was like, I guess you'd be aware.

866
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 5: I guess I'll just do what I've seen people doing movies,

867
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 5: like that's the only way guys know how.

868
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 4: I'm like whatever.

869
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 5: They didn't Spider Man when he was like upsided on

870
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,479
Speaker 5: that one scene, I'll do it here.

871
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, do you might hang from a rope?

872
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 2: But would you be aware? You know they always say

873
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 2: like you forget the cameras are there?

874
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: Would you?

875
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 4: Uh? Well?

876
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 5: God, one time, it was like such a long kiss

877
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 5: and I didn't want to open my eyes because I

878
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 5: have a fear of opening my eyes because this one

879
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 5: girl told me one time that I'm a bad kisser

880
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 5: because I my eyes are open.

881
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: Was this on TV that you told you?

882
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 6: No?

883
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 5: No, No, it was in real life. So now like

884
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 5: when I'm when I'm doing that on TV. I'm like,

885
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 5: I don't want to open my eyes. I don't want

886
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 5: to And I just kissed this girl for like three

887
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 5: and a half minutes. I didn't want to, Like look

888
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 5: at the cameraman be like, are we good?

889
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, that could so scar you. Just one little

890
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: tip like.

891
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 4: That she was into it, and I was like, oh god, how.

892
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 1: Would this bitch know that your eyes were open unless

893
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: her eyes were open.

894
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 4: I think it's like when I go in for the kiss,

895
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 4: it should be.

896
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 3: Okay, you need to have your eyes open for a

897
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,720
Speaker 3: little bit, yeah, head.

898
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: Butter, yeah yeah, But like keeping them open during kissing

899
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 1: is so.

900
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 4: Bad that weird.

901
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 5: Are you ever like you ever opened a check, like,

902
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 5: you know, you both check it the same.

903
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 4: I got to get out of here. Oh god, I

904
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 4: take it the same time. That's brutal.

905
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 2: But then you then you have you know, so you

906
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 2: have all of these girls that you're juggling and you

907
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 2: have to and then they make you go on dates

908
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 2: with like both of them at the same time sometimes

909
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 2: and there's like group dates and is it even fun?

910
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 2: I mean, are you are you able to have fun

911
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 2: in those times? Or is it I'm talking late in

912
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 2: the game when girls emotions are.

913
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,760
Speaker 4: They're real wrapped up, They're super real.

914
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,399
Speaker 5: But I tried to like navigate around it and pick

915
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 5: just like the coolest girls to that I could hang

916
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 5: out with that like because I knew it was coming,

917
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 5: Like I know, I'm gonna have to date three of

918
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,919
Speaker 5: these girls at the same time on the same date,

919
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 5: so like hopefully three of them are like three that

920
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 5: can get along and they are like this bitch.

921
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 1: Yeah.

922
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:17,280
Speaker 2: I mean funny to me that anyone on these shows

923
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 2: ever gets upset at the guy for not choosing them

924
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 2: or for you know, because that's what this is. Yeah,

925
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 2: you know, unless you win, this is what it is.

926
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 2: Don't act surprise that these guys are two timing you,

927
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 2: because it's that's the rule.

928
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 4: I remember this season.

929
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I remember one time Jared from I Guess

930
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 2: F Boy three, like we really they you know. I

931
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 2: was kind of getting notes to like go hard on

932
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 2: this guy he's an asshole because he really kind of

933
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 2: when he revealed to me be an f boy, he

934
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 2: went hard on all the girls and was kind of rude,

935
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 2: and I just played it up a little just a

936
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 2: tiny bit of like how dare you you know? I

937
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 2: was like in a mood that night or whatever, and

938
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,479
Speaker 2: so I'm just like, you're you know, I didn't say scum,

939
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 2: but like some kind of like disgust of how he behaved.

940
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 2: And he goes, but this is what the show is,

941
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,959
Speaker 2: That's what I'm supposed to do, right, Like he looked

942
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 2: at me kind of like, why are you mad at me?

943
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 2: For like this is the And I was like kind

944
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 2: of like, you're right, yeah, that.

945
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 1: We need you.

946
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 2: I can't be mad at what you've brought to the

947
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 2: show that remember that this is exactly I really liked

948
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 2: that moment. It was like a very innocent, sweet moment

949
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 2: of this guy that just was kind of acting like

950
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 2: such an asshole. And I was like, oh, you're right, Jared,

951
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 2: Like he's like, I'm just kind of doing what play

952
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 2: the game I'm supposed to be doing, right, I was like, Oh, yeah,

953
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 2: forget what showim on. I can't get mad at you.

954
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 2: But that is funny to me. On like The Bachelorette

955
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 2: when they're like you broke my heart, It's like, bitch,

956
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 2: if the only way way this wouldn't happen is if

957
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 2: you won, So the only world you live in is

958
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 2: where you win all the time.

959
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: Like that doesn't make sense.

960
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 4: You can't listen for it. Yes, yes, although it does suck.

961
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 3: If you got eliminated on the first episode, then then

962
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 3: it feels like, what the fuck was all this for?

963
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 3: Why did I audition for this? Why did I fly

964
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 3: out here?

965
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: Why?

966
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 2: Then, people someone has to go first as someone who's

967
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 2: wanted first off dancing with the stars.

968
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: It doesn't occur to you that it will be you.

969
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 2: It never does you just when you enter into a

970
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,919
Speaker 2: reality show, in a competition show, there's just no way

971
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 2: you're the worst. You know what happens to some people,

972
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 2: but it won't be you, even if you know you're

973
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 2: the worst. Yeah, And then sometimes it does, and it's

974
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 2: just it's so humiliating.

975
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,439
Speaker 1: It's just because.

976
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 2: The humiliating part of it is that you bought all

977
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 2: these outfits, you like, planned your life to be there

978
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 2: for a while, and you invested so much into it,

979
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 2: and everyone knows how much you put into it too,

980
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 2: because all the producers are so nice to you leading

981
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 2: up to that point because they think they're possibly dealing

982
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 2: with the lead of the show, so everyone's treating you

983
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 2: like a fucking queen. And the second you're eliminated, it's

984
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 2: kind of like you just realize how fake it all was,

985
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 2: and it's really devastating. It's really embarrassing that everyone. You

986
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 2: just realize, oh my god, this was never special. I

987
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 2: was never special. I'm a commodity. I'm worthless, and they

988
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 2: just send they just claw machine you out of this

989
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 2: world that they built around you, and they throw you

990
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,760
Speaker 2: away and they don't call you again.

991
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: It's really really embarrassing. First off, that's when.

992
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 3: You gave me the same thing, the same thing, even

993
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 3: if you go far, like you went far on the

994
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 3: Mass thousand.

995
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,919
Speaker 1: More after that, yeah, yeah Mass singer. Yes, when when

996
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: you were.

997
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 3: You went really far, you were a third place, right,

998
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 3: and so then when you got eliminated from.

999
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: That, didn't bother didn't bother me at all.

1000
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 3: But it's the same thing where you're a commodity and

1001
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 3: it's like goodbye.

1002
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 2: Absolutely, But they call a little bit more because I

1003
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,439
Speaker 2: was a part of the show longer. So now they go, hey,

1004
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 2: the new season's coming up, snow snowstorm, you want to

1005
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 2: do a shout out. You got to come back and

1006
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: do another thing, Like they're they still talk to me,

1007
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 2: I still matter to them. Dancing with the Stars, it

1008
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 2: was like just they fucked me and they were like,

1009
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 2: oh shit, my grandpa's coming over. You got to sneak

1010
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 2: out the window like they made up some line. Yes,

1011
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 2: they didn't even call me an uber.

1012
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: They just go.

1013
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 2: Uber usually picks up around the block if you want

1014
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 2: to call just so they give you some kind of wow.

1015
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 3: And I'm going to wake up early in the morning

1016
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 3: because my grandpa's coming here.

1017
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,760
Speaker 2: There you're never seeing it again. They block your number.

1018
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 2: It's that that was a different vibe.

1019
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 3: And I knock on the door, someone opens it. It's

1020
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 3: like a Hispanic lady family. What the fuck?

1021
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 2: There hasn't been a boy who has lived here it is.

1022
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 2: I swear it was your last night. Yeah, that's how

1023
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 2: it felt. And it's so embarrassing. What's been your most

1024
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 2: embarrassing moment in your careers?

1025
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 4: You guys, jesus uh losing twice in a row and

1026
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 4: that was you out.

1027
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 3: I mean, that's not embarrassing. You're embarrassing.

1028
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: Though.

1029
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 2: It's almost worse than third and doing it two times

1030
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 2: zero round?

1031
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 3: So vulnerable.

1032
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: Did you really think you were going to win either

1033
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 1: of those?

1034
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 4: Was there a part of you I thought You're gonna win?

1035
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 4: Katie Thurston, I don't know. I was like, maybe she

1036
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 4: liked me.

1037
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: Were so that was.

1038
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 3: Like so obvious to everybody that they were.

1039
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 5: But you never know what's going to happen. I'm like,

1040
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 5: maybe if she really likes him, like she'll pick me

1041
00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 5: and that'll be That's the big f You.

1042
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 2: Really can't ever bank on something being so obvious. And

1043
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 2: then I guess with Louise that one was actually fifty

1044
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 2: to fifty. Yeah, she just right, yeah, she just it's Mercedes.

1045
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: Man. I felt like I can't go against Mercedes.

1046
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 3: I known, what do you never do?

1047
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 4: I know, I'm like, I don't know. I was like,

1048
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,760
Speaker 4: maybe my finale speech will.

1049
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 3: Save it, Like, yeah, you're just honored to be on

1050
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 3: the same court if he's playing the game.

1051
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 2: That's the part that I think I would really have

1052
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 2: a struggle with. Even though I speak and monologize for

1053
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 2: a living. Is that speech that you give to save yourself?

1054
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 2: And you guys always sound so eloquent and like it's

1055
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 2: a lot of times even for the real dumb guys

1056
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 2: are oh is it rehearsal day?

1057
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,800
Speaker 4: Why we have a day to do nothing?

1058
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 2: And right, okay, so you guys, okay, work on this.

1059
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 2: That makes more sense now, because yeah, there's some guys

1060
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 2: that I'm like, are you reading a teleprompter in the sky,

1061
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 2: because there's they look up, they'll like kind of go

1062
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 2: and then they look back up and they get the

1063
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 2: rest of it, and then they finished it, and it's like, really,

1064
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 2: I've always been very impressed.

1065
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 5: I know, they're always really good, and you know, you

1066
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 5: it's from someone you don't expect. I'm like, oh, he's

1067
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 5: gonna butcher this and then he kills it and I'm

1068
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 5: like I'm next.

1069
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's wild. It's wild. This season is going

1070
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,439
Speaker 1: to be really good. And has the feedback been good

1071
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 1: on I mean, it just abuta.

1072
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 5: Everybody loves it, like insane, like people that don't even

1073
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 5: normally watch it, Like my dad's like, it's pretty good.

1074
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what the show is.

1075
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 3: It's actually what happened to the followers you lost? They

1076
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 3: went to go follow the F Girl Island Instagram.

1077
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 4: Probably I would too, you have to choose.

1078
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: It's uh, yeah, it's this.

1079
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 2: This season's really really good and it just started, so

1080
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 2: people should really get on board.

1081
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 3: I know it's been rebranded to lovers and liars. We

1082
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 3: all know that it's F Girl Island, but It truly

1083
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 3: is like a superior show to f Boy Island. Yeah,

1084
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 3: it's so it's it's so much different to have whatever

1085
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 3: it is, twenty three girls instead of twenty three guys.

1086
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 3: They act, they feel so much more vicious, they feel

1087
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 3: so much into the game. And the guys, you guys

1088
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 3: seem like you're really in danger because.

1089
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 2: We're and you guys are funny and you three guys

1090
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 2: have been around the block before on these shows, so

1091
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 2: there's like a comfort level there that just makes it

1092
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 2: easier to watch. I think you're just so funny. And yeah,

1093
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 2: it's it's a great show. It's a great show. Lovers

1094
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: and liars right now, you've got to check it out.

1095
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 2: Just support if you love me unconditionally. Why aren't you

1096
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 2: watching a liar right on the cw app. Okay, we'll

1097
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 2: be back with more with Benedict after this. We're back,

1098
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 2: Benedict polite.

1099
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 1: Si is that how you say? Oh my god, I'm

1100
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: so sorry.

1101
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 3: Let me see it.

1102
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: Let's see the same thing with Glasser.

1103
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 4: Glasser was so mad.

1104
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 2: But I don't even hear it when people suck it

1105
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 2: up anymore. I'm just like, sure, that's fine.

1106
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 4: That's what I'm like. I don't care. It's too much.

1107
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too. People say frank Frankie. But at one

1108
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 3: time in uh, in middle school, the gym teacher called

1109
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 3: me fran gay and I got a lot of grief

1110
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 3: from that. Yeah, But other than that, it's I.

1111
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 2: Know, I don't really care, but uh, you're from you Yeah,

1112
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 2: and your comedian stand up comedian from Indianapolis.

1113
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:17,399
Speaker 3: Crackers, Yeah, Crackers, Crackers Club Williams there now, right.

1114
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 2: Broad Ripple and downtown locations.

1115
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, just downtown now, okay, just downtown.

1116
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 3: I'm going into this weekend.

1117
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 4: Really?

1118
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 3: What with Conover?

1119
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 4: Oh?

1120
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: Nice Conover Helium. That's a good club there.

1121
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.

1122
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: So many fucking places.

1123
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 4: They said, you really like clubs.

1124
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 1: I do like clubs. I miss clubs because I just

1125
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,919
Speaker 1: miss staying in one place all weekend. So good, it's

1126
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 1: so fun.

1127
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, and just being backstage and getting like to find

1128
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 2: the restaurants that you like.

1129
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 4: You get the same thing every I love doing comedy for.

1130
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 2: The food, truly, and you get free food from the

1131
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 2: club and give you so much.

1132
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 4: I'm always like, are you sure it's free? Like every single.

1133
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: Time, every time, and there's like someone waiting on you

1134
00:43:58,960 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 1: in the green rooms. Really.

1135
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 3: I used to prop they've got a great man, do

1136
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 3: so well. And it's the same men everywhere except for

1137
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,399
Speaker 3: one improv I went to where it wasn't the same

1138
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 3: for some reason.

1139
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 2: Helium's punchlines improvs. That's those are the really those are

1140
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 2: the nice franchise salad with.

1141
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 4: Grilled chicken a Helium double. Okay, feeling all.

1142
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 3: Right, I'll try that.

1143
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 4: It's not very fun club.

1144
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 3: Have you ever been to the Comedy Attict in Bloomington?

1145
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 4: I have, but it was like my first year.

1146
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 3: So I was like, yeah, that's where Nicky and I met.

1147
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, the first club that ever had led me. Shout

1148
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 2: out to Jared Thompson who runs that place.

1149
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, hosted that show.

1150
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how we met. So I met a lot

1151
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 2: of people is through the club. Tom takr Uh, Tom Brady,

1152
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 2: Emil Jaquem Yes, and then and then Ryan. That's so crazy. Yeah,

1153
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 2: it's it was. It's a great scene still is. But

1154
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,800
Speaker 2: uh yeah, so you're.

1155
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 1: You moved, la though? How long ago?

1156
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 4: Been here?

1157
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 5: For like four months? I was back and forth going

1158
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 5: to India get my stuff and coming back.

1159
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 2: Yeah that's always what you do. Did you make the

1160
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 2: right move? Are you glad that you did here over

1161
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 2: New York, because that's always the thing.

1162
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 5: I don't know, it was a big toss up, but

1163
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 5: I was like, I'll probably end up trying both.

1164
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,399
Speaker 3: You've gotta do l A. You're an l A guy

1165
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 3: for sure.

1166
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 5: Why do people why do people people say that to

1167
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 5: me twice a week New York.

1168
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: You wouldn't do it?

1169
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 4: I would you have?

1170
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 3: You have a lot to offer that is valued in

1171
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,399
Speaker 3: l A versus not valued in New York.

1172
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: I feel like what is LA doing anymore?

1173
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 4: Though?

1174
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: Like auditions on Zoom.

1175
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 3: Like the industry is falling apart. But I feel like

1176
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 3: I feel like you your personality, what you're you're You

1177
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 3: can be a television personality. You can be a host,

1178
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 3: you can be a comedian, you can be an influencer.

1179
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 3: Those are l A things. If you're like I want to,

1180
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 3: you know, write for the Daily Show. I want to

1181
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 3: write for the Daily Show? Or just like I only

1182
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 3: want to be at the comedy seller and that's it.

1183
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: But is that the goal?

1184
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 4: What standard to stand up? Like?

1185
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: Do you to be like the best? You want to

1186
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 1: just stand up?

1187
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 5: I already stand up for I'm sure of that, but

1188
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 5: like I'm if it leads somewhere else, Like I'm open

1189
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 5: to that too.

1190
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 1: That's really happy.

1191
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 2: I saw Bill Burklip the other day or maybe it's

1192
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 2: last night that said the same thing that I always say,

1193
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 2: which is like I don't care if people do stand

1194
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 2: up to get into other things. I think do it.

1195
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 2: It's the only thing that you get on stage every

1196
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 2: night and you get to like try out so hard

1197
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 2: and act. Yeah, and if you want to be an

1198
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 2: actor and you want to try stand up and you're

1199
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 2: taking stage time from others, well then you're probably better

1200
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 2: than the others that you're taking stage time from. Like

1201
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 2: why are you You're probably killing So you figured something out,

1202
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 2: so like you know, it doesn't bother me when people

1203
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 2: want to get into other things, because stand up is

1204
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 2: it's not that sustainable forever for everyone. It's so exhausting.

1205
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 2: You have to constantly come up with new material. You

1206
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 2: you can't rely on your hits. It's you have to

1207
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 2: keep like, uh, giving of yourself in a way for

1208
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 2: at least for me, of like personal stories and mining

1209
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 2: your own life and like having to lead an interesting

1210
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 2: life to it's and then you have to travel all

1211
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,320
Speaker 2: the time. I realize I'm probably going to die in

1212
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 2: a hotel, like I realized the other day, Like, there's

1213
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 2: I spend a third of my life in hotels.

1214
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: It's a really good chance I'm.

1215
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 2: Going to die in a Hotel's bad at all me

1216
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 2: like thinking I was just like, oh, that's interesting, but

1217
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 2: I do spend.

1218
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 3: Life's going pretty well. If a maid discovers your body, yeah.

1219
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 4: Marriotte, I'll take it. Marriott, Man, that's where That's where

1220
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 4: I'm at.

1221
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's where I'm at too.

1222
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 2: I want to take it up to the next level

1223
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 2: of like like I remember Bob Sage I think was

1224
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 2: that of four Seasons, and that's where his body was found.

1225
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: I'd like to be that level.

1226
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 3: That's the level you want to be. Yeah, yes, you.

1227
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: See of my life when I see no more.

1228
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 4: Yes, You're going to die, don't ask him.

1229
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: That's that's gonna.

1230
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 3: Whatever happens when thrown in a cryogenic tube, and I'm

1231
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,720
Speaker 3: gonna he's gonnacitated. Don't worry in the future.

1232
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: How white are your teeth?

1233
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 5: Now?

1234
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 1: What are you doing to white?

1235
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 2: Because let's talk about this because I have to go

1236
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 2: get a whitening pretty soon.

1237
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 4: For it's the coffee straw.

1238
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 3: Oh, it's dark.

1239
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 4: Everybody always asks, why do you drink coffee through a straw?

1240
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 4: It doesn't hit any of my teeth?

1241
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1242
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 4: I mean I use white stirps every once in a while, but.

1243
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 2: You're gonna say every day and every once in a while.

1244
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 2: But you don't do any like massive whitening things.

1245
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 4: Just brush, dude.

1246
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 2: I did a zoom whitening that was like five hundred

1247
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 2: dollars for my special a couple days before.

1248
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,240
Speaker 3: And that caused you great grief.

1249
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 1: It was so off. I mean, you know about toothpain.

1250
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 2: So when I was bitching about it, you were probably like, yeah,

1251
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 2: welcome to my world. But you can't eat anything except

1252
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 2: things that are white. Yeah, for three days and it's

1253
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 2: so painful. Yes, coolip and marshmallows.

1254
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 4: That's great to get the tooth thing.

1255
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,360
Speaker 1: It's horrible, it's my favorite.

1256
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 2: Hurt so much, and I swore to myself I would

1257
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 2: never do it again, and I promise. At the time,

1258
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 2: I was like, don't ever do this and makes your

1259
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 2: life miserable, And you only are doing it to prepare

1260
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 2: for this thing that you need to be of a

1261
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 2: sound mind for. Why would you throw your mind?

1262
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: Name chaofs?

1263
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 2: Three days before like, put yourself in so much toothpaint

1264
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 2: right before you're doing this thing. But I got another

1265
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 2: big thing coming up, and I'm like, maybe just a

1266
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:03,959
Speaker 2: little bit further out.

1267
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 4: I swear white strips are fine.

1268
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 2: They're fine, They're fine. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna

1269
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 2: buy a kid on Amazon. I don't need to go

1270
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 2: back to this place again. It was torture. It was

1271
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 2: so painful. Final thought. Noah, our producer is going to

1272
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,320
Speaker 2: go into labor any second now. Yeah, she should do

1273
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 2: it right now, very very pregnant, and I want to

1274
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 2: talk about that she will be when she does.

1275
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: Her teeth are so white. Do you drink three straws?

1276
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:31,879
Speaker 7: No, they're not white.

1277
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,399
Speaker 6: And you've always told me, Noah, don't waste your money

1278
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 6: on teeth whitening. Use the whitening strips.

1279
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: I have said that, but you're not on TV.

1280
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'd never done it either, But I was like,

1281
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 2: I want, I want Jessica Simpson white teeth for the special,

1282
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 2: Like I just want to be so undeniably like celebrity white,

1283
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 2: like that girl is a celebrity, in which I don't

1284
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 2: really relate to celebrity white.

1285
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 3: Sounds like the name of a celebrity.

1286
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: Sounds in the name of a tooth whitening.

1287
00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 5: Sure, celebrity company New Crest, right right right, yeah, better celerity.

1288
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 1: But Noah's going to be giving birth soon.

1289
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:05,479
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1290
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: What what are you at right now? What's the dude date?

1291
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 1: How many times?

1292
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 6: Thirty eight? That means that the baby's like fully developed.

1293
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 3: He's in there crazy.

1294
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know she's laughing. She's enjoying him, like rattling

1295
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 7: around laugh.

1296
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:21,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1297
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 2: And so are you ready? Are you so uncomfortable that

1298
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 2: you're like, come on, let's do this.

1299
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 6: No, I'm not at that point except for when I

1300
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 6: lay down. When I lay down to sleep, I have

1301
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:36,439
Speaker 6: to like literally hold my stomach and like turn over.

1302
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,720
Speaker 1: But you're ready to meet her?

1303
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I need I need one more a week.

1304
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 7: I just because doing And you.

1305
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 2: Got to get your teeth whitened. You got to get

1306
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 2: your laugh bright hands. What do you what's stretch out

1307
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 2: your small what's something right now that if the baby

1308
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 2: showed up, you'd be like, fuck, I didn't have time

1309
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 2: to do this one thing, Like what's the thing.

1310
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 1: That you're like, Oh, I got to do that.

1311
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 7: I got to pack my hospital bag.

1312
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: Oh god, you got to go bag and.

1313
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 6: What's supposed to go in that? Just a bunch of

1314
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 6: stuff for my underneath.

1315
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what they don't give you that stuff?

1316
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: They don't give you dinass.

1317
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 6: They they do give it. But I just want something

1318
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 6: that's like a little bit better, higher end.

1319
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 3: Yes, you don't want the state sponsored Yeah, not the

1320
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 3: marry that four season that I don't even know what

1321
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,280
Speaker 3: you're talking about.

1322
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 2: Like, it's just I don't really either, and we don't

1323
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 2: have to know. We can just live in ignorance because

1324
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 2: we're men.

1325
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 3: At when you start teaching your child how to kick

1326
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 3: field goals, because that's my plan. Every child should be

1327
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 3: taught to kick field goals. It's the short most short

1328
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 3: fire away to have a career in the NFL. What

1329
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 3: eight get hurt minimum minimum salary eight hundred thousand dollars

1330
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 3: to kick field goals and no one's good at it?

1331
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: So funny, that's a really good plan.

1332
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, field goals, that's right.

1333
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 2: Did you see Fahim and War had a clip yesterday

1334
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 2: that I saw that It was like talking about how

1335
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 2: you know the most talented people in the world, like

1336
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 2: Michael Jackson and Venus and Serena Williams, and there was

1337
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:17,360
Speaker 2: someone else, some other black entertainer who's just extremely talented.

1338
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 1: They was like they all had overbearing fathers.

1339
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he was like, if I ever have a baby,

1340
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna give it to an overbearing black father.

1341
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: Just say go, just do it. And he's gonna be like, so,

1342
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: what do you want it to be talented? And he

1343
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,280
Speaker 1: was like, it's not up to me. You you decide.

1344
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 2: You sometimes just completely surrendered. It was such a funny bit.

1345
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 2: I really loved it. But yeah, so what what is when?

1346
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 2: When will you start the field goal kicking? When do

1347
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 2: you think it should start?

1348
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 3: Two years old? They should start as soon as they

1349
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 3: cal walk. They need to be able to kick, okay, yeah,

1350
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 3: and they need to be able to accurately yes, stretches,

1351
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 3: all the muscular squats.

1352
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 2: I would be very worried about my baby's posterial pelvic

1353
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 2: tilt at this point.

1354
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: If I saw my baby walking around.

1355
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 3: Whatever, that's just best for the kicking is what you

1356
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 3: need to make it.

1357
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 2: It would ruin a child just being not wanting it

1358
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 2: to do the things that I do.

1359
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: Isn't that what we do?

1360
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 2: He's like, we don't want that's and that's why I

1361
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 2: think adopting is That was my whole point. I forgot

1362
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 2: to do that bit. I have a bit about it

1363
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 2: about how adopting is great. Well, I've done it on

1364
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 2: the show before, But adopting is great because everything your

1365
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 2: child sucks up at you don't take offense to because

1366
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 2: it's not you. You're like, that's his parents, it's not

1367
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,799
Speaker 2: that's not me, that's just my dumb fucking kid. And

1368
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 2: so because that's where that's where so many kids have

1369
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,959
Speaker 2: so much pressure on them, is because the parents put

1370
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 2: themselves like you're an extension of their parents, and so

1371
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:38,839
Speaker 2: when you fuck up, your parents are like, no, this

1372
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 2: says too much about me me. And so if your

1373
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 2: parents were able to be like, well, that's serves a

1374
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 2: fucking birth mom showing up and be a little bit

1375
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 2: lax about it, the kid won't feel this like shame

1376
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 2: about who they are as much because you don't need

1377
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,280
Speaker 2: to say that, but in your mind may feel.

1378
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 3: The shame from the original parents.

1379
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: They don't know. They don't because they can fuck up.

1380
00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 2: They can be like I'm not a really, I'm not

1381
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 2: good at you know, I'm dyslexic or whatever it is.

1382
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 1: That's not a fucked up thing.

1383
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 2: But like if you could, if I could see how

1384
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:08,280
Speaker 2: a parent would be like, I'm really smart, my child's dyslexic,

1385
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 2: and the child could be really smart but just had

1386
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 2: this learning disability, and the parent would be so frustrated

1387
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 2: because to me, that makes you look like you're dumb

1388
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,839
Speaker 2: and I'm smart and it's important. But if you if

1389
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 2: your kid was dyslexic and you were really hyper intelligent person,

1390
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 2: but they were adopted, and you secretly thought your kid

1391
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 2: was dumb because they were dylexic, which is wrong to think,

1392
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 2: but you, in your mind could just go, yeah, they

1393
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 2: are dumb, but it's their parents.

1394
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 1: You wouldn't say that to the kid. You would just

1395
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 1: be easy about it.

1396
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the kid would read it as like, my

1397
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 2: parent accepts me for who I am, even though they're really.

1398
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 3: Just putting your fault.

1399
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 2: It would be healing if they didn't reveal this is

1400
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 2: your mom's fault, you know, like they just kept it

1401
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 2: to themselves.

1402
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: I think it could be better for the child.

1403
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 3: Well, let's find out.

1404
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 1: No one's gonna be the most amazing mom.

1405
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 2: She's so you're so ready to be a very caring

1406
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 2: and empathetic person and just like just so you're just

1407
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 2: such mom vibes. Your baby's so fucking lucky. That's what

1408
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 2: I alway sy. But when certain people get pregnant, I'm

1409
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 2: just like, man, I have a great mom. But sometimes

1410
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 2: you just are like that baby's so lucky because you

1411
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,760
Speaker 2: like work on yourself. Yeah, your baby's really lucky.

1412
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,280
Speaker 1: Thanks.

1413
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 7: But you know what, I don't even I still have

1414
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 7: to like ease into the role of mom. I can't really.

1415
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 7: It still makes me cringe a little bit.

1416
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 6: But I feel like I'll have time for that because

1417
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 6: right now I just have to like keep a baby alive.

1418
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 6: It's like taking care of like an animal or something

1419
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 6: where you can't like really communicate and you just have

1420
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 6: to make sure you're feeding it.

1421
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 3: You're oh, it's gonna be mayhem.

1422
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 2: Don't the next don't feed it water water until like

1423
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,839
Speaker 2: six months. No one knows this.

1424
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 4: Wow, people like they get that's kind of water.

1425
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 2: No, you don't give a pedia light to under six

1426
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 2: months up to six months. Literally all they consume is

1427
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 2: breast milk, a formula, and nothing else.

1428
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 1: You cannot give a baby water. I had no idea.

1429
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:55,880
Speaker 2: What if they're in the bath and some water splashes

1430
00:55:55,880 --> 00:56:01,399
Speaker 2: in their mouths a law and suck it out. They

1431
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 2: can have diet coke up to yeah, forty four ounce.

1432
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 2: I just learned that. I was on a trivia show

1433
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 2: and they asked what a cup? How many ounces were

1434
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 2: in a cup?

1435
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,720
Speaker 3: And I didn't know. No, I forget it all the time.

1436
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:14,359
Speaker 3: What is it?

1437
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:15,240
Speaker 4: I have no clue.

1438
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 1: Eight?

1439
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just makes sense when you hear eight. But

1440
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 2: then I was trying to remember what are these, Like

1441
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:21,879
Speaker 2: they're twenty ounce, but I was thinking they're twelve ounce,

1442
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 2: and so I was like, there's no way a cup

1443
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 2: this is.

1444
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:26,360
Speaker 1: This is at least four cups.

1445
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, how many ounces are in a gallon?

1446
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: But it's not it's one.

1447
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 4: I hate this game.

1448
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 1: How many ounces are in a gallon?

1449
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:32,839
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1450
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 2: If this is twenty a gallon, I would say, is

1451
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 2: forty eighty ounce?

1452
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 3: Sixty four?

1453
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 4: Sixty four?

1454
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1455
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 4: God damn so dumb.

1456
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 2: I was on this trivia trivia show, and it's really fun,

1457
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 2: like to get things right when other people don't, and

1458
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,320
Speaker 2: when you when you know something and the only reason

1459
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:54,839
Speaker 2: you know it, Like people people were going, Nikki, you're smart.

1460
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, it's just because I just got lucky.

1461
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: This is all luck.

1462
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 2: Yes, I absorb things and I have information in my brain,

1463
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,799
Speaker 2: but the things that I knew were all just like.

1464
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,359
Speaker 1: Because my dad's obsessed with that thing.

1465
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, Or it was like the topics were just lucky

1466
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:11,800
Speaker 3: for you to get those topics.

1467
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1468
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 2: It was like something about the Right Brothers, and I'm like,

1469
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 2: but my dad has like talked about the Right Brothers

1470
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 2: a lot, and like it's just there's been some things

1471
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 2: that I've absorbed from that.

1472
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1473
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 3: There was like an episode of Dexter's Lab. There's a

1474
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 3: cartoon on Cartoon Network episode yeah, where the where he

1475
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 3: Dexter is this genius boy who can do whatever he

1476
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 3: wants because he's got his lab and he's a scientist

1477
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 3: and he's got a French test coming up, and he's

1478
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 3: not very good at French. So he designs this implementation

1479
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 3: that he puts on his head and it forces him

1480
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 3: to speak French. But then it malfunctions and the only

1481
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 3: thing he can say in French is a'mal let do fromage,

1482
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 3: which is a cheese omelet, and he keeps saying the

1483
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 3: whole episode, i'm let do fromage, and he's freaking out

1484
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 3: because hes gonna fail his French tests because the only

1485
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 3: thing he can say is om let do fromage. And

1486
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 3: then he gets to the French test and it's one

1487
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 3: question and it's how do you say cheese omelet? And

1488
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 3: he's like the.

1489
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:07,959
Speaker 2: All, what's the movie about the the slum Dog Millionaire. Yeah,

1490
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 2: every question is just a specific thing that he happened.

1491
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 1: He wasn't like, you know, studying like speak.

1492
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 3: Monkey Man, which came out this weekend is dev Betel's

1493
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 3: John Wick movie. Oh yeah, we got to talk about

1494
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 3: that another time. Really, I don't even know if I

1495
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 3: could talk about it on the podcast because I have

1496
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 3: such I have such extreme opinions about it because I'm

1497
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 3: a huge martial arts movies fan.

1498
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 4: Okay, but Deaf Betel from.

1499
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 3: Slum Dog came out with the movie called Monkey Man

1500
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 3: with Jordan Peele's and EP and people. It's supposed to

1501
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:37,959
Speaker 3: be like the Indian John Wick.

1502
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 2: Okay, supposed to be Wait before we go first of all, Noah,

1503
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 2: it will be gone. This will probably be her last

1504
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 2: episode before she goes. She takes a leave of accidents

1505
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 2: to go become a mom, study being a mom and

1506
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 2: raise her baby. So we want to wish her the

1507
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 2: best and she will there'll be someone taking her place

1508
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 2: as our producer.

1509
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: Olivia is her name.

1510
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 2: She's not here now, but she will be when Noah

1511
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 2: is gone, and so we'll invite her in to show.

1512
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 2: We're very excited for that. So don't think Noah will

1513
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 2: be back. She's just she's gonna be a working mom

1514
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 2: at some point, but she's needed that bonding time. Yeah,

1515
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 2: and she does need to be editing podcasts doing that,

1516
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 2: but she will be still watching the show. And yeah,

1517
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 2: she's Noah's a fan of the show as a producer,

1518
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 2: and she's constantly girls chat. So we'll talk about her,

1519
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 2: we'll reference her. She's still a part of the show

1520
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 2: so much. So, yeah, send your love to Noah. She

1521
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 2: is becoming a mom right now. And but before we go,

1522
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,439
Speaker 2: the thing that everyone needs to watch that I'm sure

1523
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 2: everyone has. I sent it to you this weekend and

1524
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 2: was like, you need to watch this. You already knew

1525
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 2: about it. Hot Ones with.

1526
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 4: I've seen like TikTok.

1527
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 2: I watched it is so insanely good. It is like

1528
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 2: it changed the way of like think about comedy.

1529
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:52,919
Speaker 4: I think really just.

1530
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 2: He had he eats so much of this hot sauce

1531
00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 2: that you're supposed to only have like a little dab

1532
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 2: of right like, and he's like pouring it in his

1533
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 2: mouth and smearing on his face, and he's like ingesting

1534
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 2: so much for the bit that he gets like high.

1535
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 2: And he's someone who's like a sober person. He doesn't drink,

1536
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 2: he doesn't do drugs, and so he's always very much

1537
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 2: in control. And because he's obsessed with having control over

1538
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 2: a bit, and like I'm always chasing the joke and

1539
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 2: like I'll do anything for the joke because i want

1540
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 2: to have control over being funny, he kind of loses control, yeah,

1541
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 2: but he also maintains it so like he's realizing that

1542
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 2: what he's doing is making him lose control in a

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01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 2: way that he never really has comedically. But then he

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01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:36,439
Speaker 2: goes into like hyper vigilance of like okay, I'm gonna

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01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 2: take over so much. So you see him like battling

1546
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 2: with himself because he is drinking. I mean, people are gasping.

1547
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 2: These people who've worked on the Hot One set forever are.

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01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 1: Like because he's going like this with like the second

1549
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 1: hottest one and then the hottest one, the one that's

1550
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: pure pepper. He's dumping it in his face smearing it

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01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: on his face.

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01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 2: He got it stuck under his ring, his wedding ring

1553
01:00:58,040 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 2: after he washed his fingers after the thing, and it

1554
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 2: singed his skin like it's like an acidic and he

1555
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 2: starts losing his mind.

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Speaker 1: But it is so fucking funny.

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01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 2: It shows just what a fucking pro he is, and

1558
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 2: it shows how when you I guess what I learned

1559
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 2: from it is that just follow the joke always, and

1560
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 2: and don't give up, and commit harder than you think

1561
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 2: you should, and that and and be willing to make

1562
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 2: to just take huge swings, and as long as you

1563
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 2: stay in the pocket and you commit to it, you'll

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01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 2: be okay. Because he took huge swings that were so scary,

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01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 2: but he never ever ventured off course and never.

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Speaker 1: Regredited, and he was so proficient.

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Speaker 2: He came in with bits to the show He's He's

1568
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 2: O'Brien can't Stop. That's the name of his show. You

1569
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 2: should watch Conan O'Brien can't Stop. It's an HBO documentary

1570
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,560
Speaker 2: about how he's not okay and like he needs to

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01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 2: do this. And I'm going to actually to his premiere

1572
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:56,160
Speaker 2: party tonight for the new show I got it. Yeah,

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01:01:56,160 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. It's amazing. Conan O'Brien. Uh, it's like,

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01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:03,840
Speaker 2: go home, Conan or something. It's on It's on Max.

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01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 2: But but what were you gonna say about him just now?

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Speaker 3: My interrupted, Well that he came in with three Brits.

1577
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 3: He was prepared, but was also well what also he

1578
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 3: came with was inspirational in the way because he had

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01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 3: a motivation for his character, which is like you only

1580
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 3: live once basically was his motivation. He's like, I'm gonna

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01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 3: do this because I'm going to experience life to the

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01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 3: fullest year. I'm I agreed to be on this show.

1583
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 3: I agreed to try the hot sauce.

1584
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 4: Why would I?

1585
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:33,439
Speaker 3: Why do this? Yeah, we're doing this. It's like that's

1586
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 3: that's what That's what transcends it beyond just the bits

1587
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 3: because now he's got that motivation. It's almost like he

1588
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 3: had a theme to his character on Hot Ones.

1589
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 2: And there is a character that he brings in of

1590
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 2: his doctor checking in on him, and it's so funny.

1591
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 2: This doctor, who is one of his writers, Jose Royo is.

1592
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 3: The right plated it so well.

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01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 1: He was so funny.

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01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 2: It's if you watch a lot of Conen stuff, you

1595
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 2: recognize this guy from Late Night Days and uh, he

1596
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,760
Speaker 2: he's this doctor that a Conin just keeps saying like

1597
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 2: he's not the best, but he's affordable. So he just

1598
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 2: keeps coming in and taking his falls and just doing

1599
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 2: it the wrong way, like taking his falls like stick

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01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 2: out your tongue and putting a stethoscope on it.

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Speaker 3: He goes, where did you where'd you go to college?

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01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 3: Where'd you go to medical school? And he goes out

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01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 3: of state and.

1604
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:20,080
Speaker 1: Then and he goes, how long was how long was

1605
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 1: your program? Like you're to get and he goes, what

1606
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: did you say?

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01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 3: It was supposed to be four years?

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01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,520
Speaker 1: Supposed to be four years, which is the funniest thing

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Speaker 1: to say, because four years is already not enough.

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Speaker 3: Does that longer?

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Speaker 1: Or the program fell apart.

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01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 3: Before you graduate? He did great?

1613
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 1: He was so funny. That was that was so brilliant

1614
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 1: to bring him in.

1615
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,400
Speaker 2: And then Conan's putting the wings in his pockets like

1616
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 2: it's it's something that I know everyone has seen clips

1617
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:50,040
Speaker 2: of because it's taking over the internet. It is absolutely

1618
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 2: worth the watch because you see the mental breakdown of

1619
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:55,240
Speaker 2: someone like he don't you agree, Brian and know you

1620
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 2: watched it that he is I mean he's in a

1621
01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 2: world of pain that we maybe only you understand because

1622
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 2: of your toothpain, but like he's in a world of

1623
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:03,680
Speaker 2: severe searing pain.

1624
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's it's remarkable.

1625
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 1: And it definitely was worse than he thought it was

1626
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 1: going to be. Like you see him.

1627
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 4: Realize, Oh yeah, it got real.

1628
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:14,440
Speaker 2: It's crazy. And he was talking about like being Irish

1629
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,600
Speaker 2: and how they didn't have a spie. He didn't have

1630
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 2: a spice on his food until he was fifty two.

1631
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:20,160
Speaker 1: It was just planned.

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01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 2: He's so funny. He's the funniest man alive. I've always

1633
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,479
Speaker 2: said it. I think he literally is the funniest person

1634
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 2: that's ever lived. Yeah, I put him up there. I

1635
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 2: know I say that all the time about people, but

1636
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,080
Speaker 2: I think he's I think he's he's Mount Rushmore.

1637
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 1: Well, without question, he's Mount Rushmore. But yeah, he's the best.

1638
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,840
Speaker 2: So watch Hot Ones, Conan watch Lovers and Liars on

1639
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 2: the CW app for free. You can watch it on

1640
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 2: Hulu with ads, and you can watch it on CW

1641
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,000
Speaker 2: Live on Thursday nights at.

1642
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 1: Eight nine at nine eighth Central. How do you say

1643
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 1: it one of those.

1644
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 2: One of those times check your local Lovers and liars

1645
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 2: cw app right now, download the app and it's free.

1646
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,920
Speaker 1: Noah, it was easy to use, right.

1647
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,800
Speaker 7: Oh, so easy, and it's the best. I can watch

1648
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:58,960
Speaker 7: it anywhere, okay.

1649
01:04:58,520 --> 01:04:59,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, even on your phone.

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01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 1: Even on your phone, you can watch a TV show

1651
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:03,439
Speaker 1: on your phone.

1652
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:05,320
Speaker 4: Now, what is this?

1653
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:13,120
Speaker 2: I would argue that watching on your phone is people go, no,

1654
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 2: watch that on the big screen, and I go, actually

1655
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 2: the big I put the big If you move the

1656
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:21,000
Speaker 2: phone perspective wise, you're watching on an imax if you

1657
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:25,480
Speaker 2: get it close enough to your face. So if you

1658
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 2: watch a big screen, if you're sitting in your living

1659
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 2: room and you look at your fucking big TV that

1660
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,120
Speaker 2: you're so proud of, and see how big it is,

1661
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,040
Speaker 2: now hold up your phone to the same scale of

1662
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 2: where that is, and you will see that you have

1663
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,439
Speaker 2: a big screen all the time. It's just a matter

1664
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 2: of perspective and bringing it closer to you. So I

1665
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:41,880
Speaker 2: don't think it's lost to watch things on your phone.

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01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:44,120
Speaker 2: I don't think that makes it for a poorer experience.

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01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:47,320
Speaker 3: That's how most people do it anyway, especially for reality show.

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01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely put those captions on. Have your other

1669
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:52,520
Speaker 1: phone out on.

1670
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 2: Actually, just splip it up in the corner, so it's

1671
01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 2: an even smaller box. While you're on TikTok and you

1672
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:03,120
Speaker 2: have the muted TikTok voice playing over Benedict's voice and

1673
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 2: yeah to your TV and that's true. You can airplay it. Yes, okay,

1674
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:12,920
Speaker 2: there's so many options. Look into all of them. Lovers

1675
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:14,360
Speaker 2: and liars. Thank you for being here, Benedict.

1676
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 4: You're so fun.

1677
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:17,400
Speaker 2: Been so fun to hang out with you. Not only

1678
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 2: in the show. We did KTLA last week too.

1679
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:20,919
Speaker 4: That's great.

1680
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 1: We're so in and out.

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01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:25,240
Speaker 4: I know they loved it.

1682
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:27,480
Speaker 5: Though they loved it, we actually want to watch this.

1683
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 5: Usually when reality TV people come on here, we're like,

1684
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:31,440
Speaker 5: but like, we want to watch.

1685
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:32,240
Speaker 1: That was really nice.

1686
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 2: They were like they after the segment, they were like, honestly,

1687
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:37,120
Speaker 2: can you guys believe they're talking to the co host

1688
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 2: Like that was the only time I've ever had anyone

1689
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:43,720
Speaker 2: from reality show actually make me want to watch it?

1690
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:46,240
Speaker 2: Did it and it is true and it's worth it,

1691
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 2: like like it's it's worth promoting it in that way

1692
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:50,760
Speaker 2: because when people do watch it, they I haven't had

1693
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,480
Speaker 2: anyone go it's not really for me, literally, no one.

1694
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:56,439
Speaker 2: Everybody loves and people are really they say that shiit

1695
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 2: to me about stuff where it's like it just was

1696
01:06:58,240 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 2: it's not my kind of thing.

1697
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:02,280
Speaker 4: You're true friends will be like, yeah, that's actually.

1698
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 2: And it's okay if people don't like things, but this,

1699
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:06,480
Speaker 2: I've never heard someone going like I gave it a

1700
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 2: shot and it just wasn't for me. So definitely look

1701
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 2: into it. And you need a new reality show, you

1702
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:14,200
Speaker 2: know you do. Love is Blind isn't out anymore. Bachelor

1703
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 2: just wrapped up Golden Bachelor. They just divorced som love

1704
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:23,440
Speaker 2: on the Spectrum. There's no new episodes coming out, okay,

1705
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:25,760
Speaker 2: Lovers and Liars, so we will be back with more

1706
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:28,360
Speaker 2: shows next week. Thank you so much for listening. Noah,

1707
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,080
Speaker 2: good luck to you. We love you so much.

1708
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 1: And yeah, wait, there's balloons coming up?

1709
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:37,840
Speaker 7: What yeah on our thing.

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01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 2: I don't know what that's happening on zoom now where

1711
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 2: you give a thumbs up and all of a sudden

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01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:43,000
Speaker 2: the thumbs.

1713
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:45,320
Speaker 1: Up will like float into the camera and no one

1714
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 1: asked for that way. The heart's one, Taylor's heart even.

1715
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:52,640
Speaker 2: Talk about Taylor swits on this episode too much. We'll

1716
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 2: get to that next time, all right, guys, thank you

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01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 2: for listening.

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Speaker 1: Bye, it'll be good.