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Speaker 1: On the Jordan Harbinger Show, You'll hear amazing stories from

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Speaker 1: people that have lived them, from spies to CEOs, even

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Speaker 1: an undercover agent who infiltrated the Gambino crime family. You're

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Speaker 1: about to hear a preview of The Jordan Harbinger Show

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Speaker 1: with Jack Garcia, who did just that. My career was

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Speaker 1: twenty four out of twenty six years was solely dedicated

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Speaker 1: working on the cover. I walk in, I'm in the bar.

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Speaker 1: How there's a bar made? Dare good looking young lady

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Speaker 1: see serving me? Joey, Hey, what would you like? I

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Speaker 1: usually my frank was give me a kettle, one martini,

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Speaker 1: three olives, class of water on the side. I finished

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Speaker 1: the drink. The guys come in. I'm gonna go go

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Speaker 1: I give her one hundred hours. If you're with the mob,

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Speaker 1: I say, hey, Jordan, you're on record with us. That

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Speaker 1: means we protect you. Nobody could shake you down. We

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Speaker 1: could shake you down. Oh, you're on record with us.

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Speaker 1: For more on how Jack became so trusted in the

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Speaker 1: highest levels of the Gambino organization, check out episode three

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Speaker 1: ninety two of the Jordan Harbinger show. This is a

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show. Beware of your outsourcing. Look, this is

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Speaker 1: a complicated life, a lot of moving parts. I need

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Speaker 1: outsourcing sometimes. I told you the dishwashers saga, I can't

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Speaker 1: do that. Told you the story about my broken tile. Yes,

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Speaker 1: my house is falling down around me during the quarantine Chris,

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Speaker 1: who's this weirdo handyman? Person looks at me like, why

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Speaker 1: I just touch it? Do you have what did you

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Speaker 1: call it? Like? Do you have like an air wedge

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Speaker 1: or something? What did you call it, Chris? Air chisel? Like? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have an air chisel. I have

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Speaker 1: a screwdriver and I work. But be aware how often

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Speaker 1: you outsource and who ye outsource? Two Italy a long, long,

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Speaker 1: long time ago, about the year old nineteen o two,

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Speaker 1: a man was born. His name was Umberto Anastasio. You

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Speaker 1: may know him as Albert Anastasia. He well, he had

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Speaker 1: a rough upbringing. They were poor anyway, had about nine

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Speaker 1: here he is fatherless, penniless, huge family, stuck in Italy,

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Speaker 1: to become. Well, a guy who works on a ship

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Speaker 1: to take a step back here for a moment. Fifteen

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Speaker 1: Albert Anastasia took on one of the most brutal jobs

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Speaker 1: this gone illegally immigrate right into New York, flat out

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Speaker 1: That's the best way I can describe it. And they

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Speaker 1: the Italians, the Jews, the Irish, they were all fighting

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Speaker 1: basic corruption, there were hiring bosses. And a hiring boss

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Speaker 1: is exactly what it sounds like. Work was coveted, you

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Speaker 1: him in This man's name was Joe Torino. They were

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Speaker 1: He was not the big shot quite yet, but he

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Speaker 1: And so the Shoe picks up the phone. Lucky answers,

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Speaker 1: the Boss Mazzaria. That's who Lucky Luciano worked for. And

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Speaker 1: He's Joe the Boss Masoia right, and at one point

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Speaker 1: will witness albert Anastasia's handiwork firsthand. Now, Lucky Luciano continues

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Speaker 1: to rise. Organized crime was very factioned. Is factioned a word,

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Speaker 1: Chris can I use that word very factioned at the time.

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Speaker 1: And eventually Luciano finds himself as the big Cheese and

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Speaker 1: the Commission, the Mafia Commission, where they will essentially run

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Speaker 1: it like a business. We will make corp decisions, we

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Speaker 1: this territory. This family will will have that territory. You

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Speaker 1: much more user friendly. Well, here's the thing. It's still crime.

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Speaker 1: And Lucky Luciana was not naive to this. So what

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Speaker 1: he decided was, we don't need to do all our

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Speaker 1: all they do is whatever killing the Commission tells them

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Speaker 1: The Commission is in trouble. They need something done about this.

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Speaker 1: While they went wrong in the same way many people

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Speaker 1: have gone wrong throughout history. You can talk about and

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Speaker 1: I've talked about it before. Maybe I'll do another show

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Speaker 1: on this. You can talk about the Romans and their

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Speaker 1: Praetorian Guard. The Emperor would put into Praetorian Guard and

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Speaker 1: they're going to protect us. And eventually the Praetorian Guard

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Speaker 1: looks around one day and says, well, I'm the only

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Speaker 1: one around here with the sword. Someone tell me why

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't be in charge. When they chose to outsource

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Speaker 1: all the violent stuff, all the muscle to one man,

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00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: one group. Well, you get what you get. We all

432
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: have to be careful in life. Who and what we

433
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: outsource too? You do this too, I do this too

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Speaker 1: too much? Personal protection? You hear me talk about it

435
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Speaker 1: all the time. Do you outsource your personal protection? Somebody

436
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: breaks in your home? Are the cops coming? Or you're dead?

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00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: Is that your situation? You're Donald Trump? You have an

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Speaker 1: economic crisis, you have a pandemic on your hands. Who

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Speaker 1: we outsourcing too? What are their motivations? You can outsource

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Speaker 1: all the decision making to an infectious disease doctor, but

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00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: there's a problem there. In the same way Albert Anastasia's

442
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: solution is always just to go shoot somebody in the face,

443
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 1: an infectious disease doctor, not even faulting him. His solution

444
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 1: is always going to be what more quarantines, more medical treatment,

445
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: everybody stay home only. America is not a disease. America

446
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:41,240
Speaker 1: is not a disease. America has a disease, but America

447
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Speaker 1: is many things. There are many concerns that go into

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Speaker 1: a country of three hundred and thirty million people, And

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00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: if you outsource the decision making to an infectious disease. Doctor. Well,

450
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Speaker 1: I just got word from Goldman Sacks. They're estimating workforce

451
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: participation to be under sixty percent. People. That's a great depression.

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Speaker 1: That's what happens when you outsource the decision making, when

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Speaker 1: you outsource to the wrong guy. And I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're saying, Well, what choice did we have? And

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Speaker 1: I should clarify as you can tell, my history segment

456
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Speaker 1: went a little along today and I have other fun

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Speaker 1: stories that I'm going to enjoy talking about. So let

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Speaker 1: me just be clear. This might be no promises, This

459
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: might be the last you hear me talk about coronavirus today.

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Speaker 1: You're beating over the face with it endlessly. It's all

461
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Speaker 1: there is out there. We're going to have some fun today.

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Speaker 1: But let me just say this, whether you agree or

463
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Speaker 1: disagree with it, this was not the only way, and

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Speaker 1: it was absolutely not the only thing. Other countries have tried. Sweden,

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Speaker 1: South Korea. I'm looking at an article from Forbes right now.

466
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Speaker 1: Sweden has no coronavirus, but can it last? Sweden is

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Speaker 1: seeing lots of their death tolls peak. They didn't shut

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Speaker 1: down schools, they didn't shut down restaurants. Sweden didn't line

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Speaker 1: up their economy and shoot it in the back of

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Speaker 1: the head. I'm not saying they're right. I'm not. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. We won't know till this is done. But

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Speaker 1: I'm saying this, there were other ways. There are other ways.

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Speaker 1: Countries have done different things. And understand this, This virus

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Speaker 1: is coming back most likely. History tells us there's going

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Speaker 1: to be a second wave. So if we get that

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Speaker 1: second wave, are we going to do this again? Are

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Speaker 1: the American people even going to be willing to do

478
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Speaker 1: this again? What if that second wave comes in a

479
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 1: couple of months, We're open back up, We're finally starting

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Speaker 1: to claw back, We're getting rolling. Do you think the

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Speaker 1: American people are even going to allow you to lock

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Speaker 1: them in their homes again? Be careful who you outsourced too,

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, I have long had an opinion about zoos. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about zoos. Why because I can't do any

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00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: more coronavirus stuff right now. Man. Maybe I'll hit it

486
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,359
Speaker 1: up with the guests a little bit. Maybe we'll bring

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Speaker 1: up something else. I mean, there's all kinds of stuff

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00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 1: going on. They're China spying, New York's flat out adding

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00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: people to the death rolls without even testing them. But

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Speaker 1: I need a break, dang it. And so you're getting

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Speaker 1: a break with me. And so we're gonna talk about zoos.

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Speaker 1: And no, I know you're you're gonna find this surprising.

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Speaker 1: But I don't have a conventional take on zoos. I

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Speaker 1: have a take that is going to be offensive, that is,

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Speaker 1: for well, the nine thousandth day in a row, going

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Speaker 1: to get me in trouble. However, that doesn't mean i'm

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Speaker 1: ever I'm any less correct. I haven't take on zoos.

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Speaker 1: We have been approaching zoos in America all wrong. There

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Speaker 1: is a better way, a way that will not only

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Speaker 1: improve the zoo experience, it is a way that will

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Speaker 1: be more educational to children in a way that will

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Speaker 1: make us stronger as a nation. I'll explain. Hang this

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Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. I've been to several zoos

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Speaker 1: because I have children. Now, full disclosure, I'm not one

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Speaker 1: of these crazy animal rights people, as you may imagine,

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Speaker 1: but I don't love zoos. I don't love it because

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Speaker 1: I don't like seeing the predators like that. Now, I

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Speaker 1: granted I don't give a crap about the deer or whatever,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't mean anything to me. I don't care about herbivores.

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Speaker 1: Is it herbivores or herbivores. It's herbivores, right, Chris, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. It probably depends on if you went to

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Speaker 1: college or not. So again, I don't really care about those,

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Speaker 1: Like every other dude, I care about the predators. I

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Speaker 1: want to see deadly snakes. I want to see tigers

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Speaker 1: and lions and bears. Oh my, I want to see

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Speaker 1: I look, even gorillas are okay, because I want to

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Speaker 1: see something that can literally rip my head off of

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Speaker 1: my shoulders. I think it's awesome. Plus he used the

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Speaker 1: data girl, we look like one of those not getting

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Speaker 1: into that right now. It was a rough year. But

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Speaker 1: I don't like zoos because I don't like seeing I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna sound like such a bleeding heart liberal at this

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Speaker 1: point in time, Chris. I don't like seeing the lions

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Speaker 1: in a cage. A lion needs to roam free. A

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Speaker 1: lion needs to be out there killing stuff. Man, even snakes.

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Speaker 1: I went to this amazing poisonous snake farm in the

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Speaker 1: San Antonio area one time, and they had, you know,

528
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Speaker 1: like the top twenty most poisonous snakes in the world.

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Speaker 1: They had all of them. I've never seen anything like it.

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Speaker 1: You name it. They had inland Tai Pan all of them.

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Speaker 1: They had them all. And one of the most horrifying

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Speaker 1: snakes on earth is the black mamba. Black mambas are

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Speaker 1: super long, extremely poisonous, extremely aggressive, and extremely fast. I

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Speaker 1: think they can run, well, they're not running anywhere, but

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Speaker 1: I think they can move like fifteen miles an hour.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's right, Chris. Chris looked that

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Speaker 1: up and see if I'm right. They're really fast. I

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00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: remember last time I saw how fast they went, I

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Speaker 1: was like, I don't I don't think I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: able to top that. How fast Chris? Yes, black mambas.

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Speaker 1: But by the way, they're called black mambas because the

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Speaker 1: inside of their mouth is black, not the outside. Isn't

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Speaker 1: that super creepy? How fast Chris? Ten miles an hour?

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Speaker 1: I don't think I can run ten miles an hour?

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Speaker 1: Can I? Chris? How how fast can I run? I

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Speaker 1: know the Olympic, I know, like the NFL running backs

547
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,439
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, because they do the tracking on them,

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00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: they can run twenty two miles an hour, twenty one

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Speaker 1: miles an hour, which is absurd, So I would assume

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Speaker 1: I can probably run five I mean either way, fast

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Speaker 1: and big and aggressive. And they had him in these

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Speaker 1: tiny little cages, tighty little glass in cages, and I

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Speaker 1: got to lean my face down and look at him

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00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: right in the eye. And I'm telling you, his face

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00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: was three or four inches from my face just because

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Speaker 1: I wanted to look at it. One it was really creepy.

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Speaker 1: Two it was really cool. Three it's kind of a

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Speaker 1: bummer man. And I'm not some snake lover. I'm not

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Speaker 1: one of you weirdo freaks with the snakes in my house.

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Speaker 1: And oh, look at my ball python that's nine thousand

561
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 1: feet long and just ate my aunt. But that creature

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00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: needs to be out in the wild. Man. That's like

563
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: death personified. It needs to be out there eating stuff.

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Speaker 1: So now that I got all that off my chest,

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Speaker 1: I do go to lots of zoos, though, because I

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Speaker 1: have children, And part of having children means your life

567
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: is now filled with a long line of absolutely brutally

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Speaker 1: boring things that you never would have done otherwise. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. The movies. How brutal are

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00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 1: the movies? The what do you call them? Play dates?

571
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: Or whatever they are. Okay, we're having We're having all

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Speaker 1: all his buddies are getting together at Chuck E Cheese,

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00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 1: which I'll actually love Chuck E Cheese, but it's brutal

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Speaker 1: with all the kids running around. What Chris, you can

575
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: like Chuck E Cheese? I told you I'm white trash.

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Speaker 1: And part of that is going to the zoos. And

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Speaker 1: what has always bothered me about the zoos The hunters

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00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 1: don't get to hunts, and they don't get to hunts

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Speaker 1: in front of you, and that's bad for the animals.

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Speaker 1: They're not getting to do what they were born to do,

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Speaker 1: and it's bad for you, and it's bad for your kids.

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Speaker 1: You see, we use the society. We can all agree

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Speaker 1: on this. We're getting a little soft. I'm not even

584
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: insulting anybody right now, which I norm would do here.

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00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: The truth is we have been a fabulously wealthy nation

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Speaker 1: for a very long time. And look, it's just a

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00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: fact if you look at history. Once you get to

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Speaker 1: that point where you're extremely wealthy, you're going to get

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Speaker 1: a little soft. I've seen Rocky two. I know what

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00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: happens when you get too rich or no, Rocky three,

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Speaker 1: What Chris it's based on a true story. You get

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Speaker 1: a little soft and we need to toughen up a

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Speaker 1: little bit. It has always bothered me, even on the

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Speaker 1: nature shows on TV that they used to play all

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Speaker 1: the time. Now you can finally get a little more

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Speaker 1: than that now, But they used to show the lion

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Speaker 1: stalking the zebra, and finally the lion would leap up

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Speaker 1: on top of the zebra and they'd cut away, and

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00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, woa, bro, give me the goods, show me

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Speaker 1: the finale. What kind of tease is this? Feel like

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Speaker 1: it's freshman year at the zoo. Why not turn a

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Speaker 1: little gazelle loose in the lions quarters? The instincts are

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00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: still there. We went to some zoo, oh gosh, I

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Speaker 1: forget where it was, and we're checking out the lions

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, all the lines, you know,

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Speaker 1: the lions are lounging around like lions do. All of

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00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,399
Speaker 1: a sudden, all of them spring up and their hair

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Speaker 1: on their backs start springing up, and you can tell

609
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: they're coiled up ready to go. And we're like, whoa

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00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 1: what what? And finally we heard what they had heard

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Speaker 1: and smelled there was a horse outside of their enclosure.

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Speaker 1: Being walked by and watching all of them spring up

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Speaker 1: at the same time was the coolest thing ever. You're like, oh, man,

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Speaker 1: that's deadly predator mode. Wouldn't it benefit your kids to

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00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 1: watch a lion rip something's throat out? Now, you can say,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jesse, that's so much I could never do that

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Speaker 1: to little Timmy. One little Timmy would enjoy it. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I understand your son maybe lying to you. Maybe he's not.

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Speaker 1: But I have two sons and you can say, oh,

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Speaker 1: they're just meatheads. Kids, you're a meathead. That's not true.

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Speaker 1: Boys are boys. They would want to see it. I

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Speaker 1: want to see a little mouse or a little bunny

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Speaker 1: turn loose into black mamba cage. I want to see

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Speaker 1: a wildebeest or whatever it is dragged down to the

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Speaker 1: crocodile enclosure and chucked into the middle of the water.

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Speaker 1: I want to see animals hunt. I want to see

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Speaker 1: prey running away. I want to see predators chasing them down.

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Speaker 1: And I want my kids to see it, and I

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Speaker 1: want your kids to see it. I want them to

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Speaker 1: see how life actually works. Life is not like a zoo,

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Speaker 1: and we don't have to keep our kids in this

632
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: protective cocoon at all times, where will look at the

633
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 1: pretty lions. It's just like a big kitty. No, it's

634
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: a death machine that is freaking awesome with huge fangs

635
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: and claws. And you need to see how it works.

636
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: You need to see nature's hierarchy. What's wrong with that?

637
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: It's that's so bad? Is that so sadistic? Chris am

638
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: I way off base here. I think it would be

639
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 1: beneficial for everybody. And maybe I am just a barbarian.

640
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: I will tell you I'm a little blunt with my sons,

641
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: even for my wife. You tell your kids to not

642
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: talk to strangers. You know what I tell my kids.

643
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 1: If you talk to strangers, he's going to kidnap you

644
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: and tie you up and take you into a basement

645
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: somewhere and chop you up into little pieces. Now, whose

646
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: lesson got through more? You can say that's harsh? But

647
00:48:56,200 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 1: whose lesson got through more? Minded? Life's harsh? Maybe we

648
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 1: need to get back. This is a Jesse Kelly show,

649
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 1: like a stain on your brain. You can't get out

650
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly's show. If you would like to

651
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: yell at me, which I'm sure many of you do

652
00:49:55,520 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 1: at this point in time. It is Jesse at Jesse

653
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. That is the email fire away again. I

654
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:09,320
Speaker 1: cannot possibly email all of you back. I probably will not,

655
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 1: but I will read every single one send them. I

656
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: love them. Some of you are sending some insults which

657
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,919
Speaker 1: are actually kind of hilarious. Some are sending compliments which

658
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: I personally love. Some are sending history suggestions. Fire away

659
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 1: with those. Those are always welcome. There's a story you

660
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: want me to tell, I'll tell it maybe if it

661
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: doesn't suck. Now back to my relatively coronavirus free show. Today,

662
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: police department reminds residents to wear pants while checking the mailbox.

663
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:53,320
Speaker 1: This is in Tannytown, Maryland. They're reminding their residents. In

664
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: a Facebook post. The police said, quote, please remember to

665
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: put pants on before leaving the house to check your mailbox.

666
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,800
Speaker 1: You know who you are. This is your final warning.

667
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 1: First of all, this is freaking America, and I'll wear

668
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: whatever I want to the mailbox. Second of all, I

669
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 1: know there's going to have a lot of death and

670
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: destruction and misery is about to come from all this shutdown,

671
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 1: economic disaster, pandemic stuff. I get that. That's that's look,

672
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: that's life. That's the way it is. We'll talk about

673
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: it on the show. We have talked about it. But

674
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 1: it is kind of hilarious to see Americans lose their

675
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 1: mind in relatively harmless ways, you know, Chris, You know

676
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,760
Speaker 1: for a fact, and I cannot wait to be this person.

677
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: That wasn't some twenty year old dude, and danger wasn't

678
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: a lady. Ladies are way too polite for that. That

679
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: was an old dude who stopped caring like twenty five

680
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: years ago, and all he had in life. All he

681
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: had in life was bingo night. He'd go down to

682
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: the park and sip whiskey out of his coffee cup,

683
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: watch the birds. That's all he wanted. And you have

684
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:16,319
Speaker 1: taken that from him. And now he's not putting pants

685
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: on again. I'm checking the mail without my pants on.

686
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: If I have to go out and get food, I'm

687
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 1: not wearing pants. You know, he just doesn't care, all right,

688
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: Focus Chris, Mississippi family rides out deadly Easter Sunday Easter

689
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 1: Sunday tornado in a concrete safe room. I know you

690
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:44,280
Speaker 1: can't picture this, but look, I am a radio master.

691
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,280
Speaker 1: I've been doing this for almost two years. So allow

692
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: me to just paint a picture with words for you.

693
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: It's some lady standing on a concrete block with the

694
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: walls of her home scattered in the trees around her,

695
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 1: and there's this gigantic I mean, think of it, like

696
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 1: three or four times the size of your fridge, concrete structure,

697
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: big concrete rectangle sitting there. Apparently they built this for

698
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:17,320
Speaker 1: themselves in case there was a hurricane, and Chris, I

699
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: want one, or in case there was a tornado? What

700
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 1: I could have one? I understand we don't get tornadoes.

701
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 1: That's not the point. I want a big concrete room

702
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: like this. Don't you kind of want a bunker? Is

703
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,399
Speaker 1: that a weird thing to want? It's not weird, you're weird.

704
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: They have them, They sell them. I forget what it's called.

705
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,319
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, what are they called. I think we looked

706
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 1: them up before on the show. They sell these underground

707
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: bunkers and they're legit, and I mean underground bunkers. It's

708
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: like this. They're large, round, corrugated metal on the outside,

709
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 1: and you bury them in the ground obviously, and they

710
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 1: have ventilation and bunk beds and storage. What is your problem?

711
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 1: Why don't you like to prep stuff. Dude, that's sweet.

712
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,359
Speaker 1: You'd rather a workshop. You're such a nerd. That's because

713
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: you have hobbies and stuff like, Oh, i'd rather be woodworking,

714
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: how lame or not me. I want a bunker and

715
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 1: I want to stock AMO in there, and I want

716
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: to stock MRIs in there in toilet paper, although you're

717
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: not gonna need much toilet paper if you stock the MRIs.

718
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: A lot of you may not be aware of the

719
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: MRI situation, so allow me to elaborate. In MRI is

720
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: a meal ready to eat. That's what MR stands for, Chris. Yeah,

721
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 1: I'm sure you didn't figure that out. And that's what

722
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 1: they feed you in the Marine Corps when you were

723
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 1: out in the field. When you're in combat, when you're

724
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 1: out doing training of various kinds, you are not given

725
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 1: hot meals. I'm not complaining. That's the life you are

726
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 1: given MRIs. Now people complain about them, I will tell you,

727
00:54:55,400 --> 00:55:00,879
Speaker 1: as a young hungry man, they weren't that bad. There

728
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: were some that were really bad. There were there were

729
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,239
Speaker 1: there They have been various flavors that I'm sure all

730
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 1: the flavors have changed now. But they had like a

731
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 1: spaghetti with meat sauce. It really was not bad. I mean,

732
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: how hard can you screw up spaghetti with meat sauce?

733
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 1: And I know what you think of Jesse. Did you

734
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 1: eat it cold? Well? No, not really. They had this

735
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: cannot possibly be healthy. They had a little plastic sleeve

736
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: in them. It's like a bag, okay. And what you

737
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 1: would do is your spaghetti with meat sauce would come

738
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: and I don't want to call it foil, but just

739
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,280
Speaker 1: know it's like a foil type completely sealed in package,

740
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,799
Speaker 1: and there's several things inside of the mra you pull

741
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: it out, you'll have crackers in there, and you'll have

742
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: your actual spaghetti in there. Maybe there'll even be like

743
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: a brownie with a shelf life of nine thousand years.

744
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: And it's just it's look, it's a little rough. And

745
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: part of it is they had this sleeve. It was

746
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 1: a green sleeve. I don't know if it still is.

747
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 1: And you would take your your entree, Chris, the main course,

748
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: if you will, and you would take your entree and

749
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: you would slip it into this green sleeve. And then

750
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,479
Speaker 1: this is always this part I always blew me away.

751
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 1: You would take a little water, just straight water, and

752
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 1: pour it into the sleeve. Whatever they had in this

753
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 1: green sleeve was some sort of chemical that once the

754
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:26,439
Speaker 1: water touched it, it would instantly begin to boil the water.

755
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 1: And I mean instantly begin to boil the water. You

756
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 1: had to seal up the top of it. And essentially

757
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 1: you're spaghetti with meat sauces now sitting in this green

758
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 1: sleeve with this boiling water. Now, you're never going to

759
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,240
Speaker 1: be able to convince me that that was a healthy process.

760
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 1: I don't pretend to be a chemist, if memory serves me,

761
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 1: I got a d in chemistry in high school, which

762
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 1: is pretty shocking when you consider I was in the

763
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:59,280
Speaker 1: top two thirds of my class. But it would boil,

764
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 1: the water, would warm up the spaghetti with meat sauce,

765
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 1: and then you would have a hot meal. Now lots

766
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 1: of times would just ate things cold. However, if you

767
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 1: hand a bunch of marines, how did I get on this?

768
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,800
Speaker 1: What were we talking about? Whatever? If you hand a

769
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 1: bunch of marines a bag with dangerous chemicals in it,

770
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: marines are going to find a way to hurt themselves

771
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 1: or someone else with it. And boy did we ever?

772
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: You see in eat in each and every MRI is

773
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: at a little goody bag. And this goody bag contains

774
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 1: like a little thing. I think it had a little

775
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 1: thing of salt and pepper, maybe like one of the

776
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 1: tear off things. That might not be right, I think

777
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 1: it did. Might have to look this up. I know

778
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 1: it had a little thing of toilet paper in there,

779
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: like a wee little Believe me, you don't want to

780
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 1: have the runs with that much toilet paper, I'll tell

781
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: you that much. You better be real, real frugal, and

782
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 1: you risk the dreaded finger punch and everything else is terrible.

783
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: It's terrible. But as part of this little package, they

784
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: had a wee little bottle of Tabasco sauce, and we

785
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: figured out something wonderful to do with this little bottle

786
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 1: of Tabasco sauce. You see, I have my bag, a

787
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: bag full of chemicals that boil, and if you seal

788
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 1: up this bag, it's going to boil and it's going

789
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 1: to explode because there is a massive chemical reaction going on.

790
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:25,959
Speaker 1: And if you have your buddies, let's say they're grab

791
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 1: a little nap during the day, you got a break

792
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 1: from training, and if you were so inclined, I'm certainly

793
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 1: not saying I ever did this. You could take your

794
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 1: bottle of tabasco, pour the entire thing in one of

795
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 1: those MRI bags, roll it up really tightly, sneak into

796
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: where your buddies are sleeping, set it down beside them,

797
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 1: and sneak back out, and then you just sit and

798
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 1: watch because eventually that bag is going to explode, and

799
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 1: not only is the noise going to wake them up,

800
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 1: the entire area is now going to be filled with

801
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: a pepper spray that is melting their lungs and burning

802
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 1: out their eyeballs. And it's hilarious. All right, we're gonna

803
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,479
Speaker 1: talk to Brandon Darby about the border and stuff hanging.

804
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 1: I remember what I was supposed to be talking about,

805
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 1: but I got into the MR bombs And let me

806
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 1: tell you what, people, it's really a lot of fun

807
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: setting off those MR bombs. In fact, Chris, I think

808
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that to my kids. Be hilarious. It

809
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: would absolutely be hilarious. All right. The reason I was

810
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,439
Speaker 1: going off on the not a need for toilet paper

811
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 1: in my bunker, it's because and nobody's ever going to

812
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 1: convince me they don't do this on purpose. Okay, I

813
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 1: am not a conspiracy guy. But I believe the United

814
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 1: States government does this on purpose. When you eat MRIs,

815
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 1: especially several in a row, you do not feel the

816
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: need to answer nature's call. And I mean days at

817
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: a time. We had a guy in Kuwait. We were

818
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 1: in Kuwait's shoot for a little while before we went

819
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 1: in Iraq, before we invaded Iraq. They had to give

820
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 1: him some kind of superlaxative because he went seven days.

821
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 1: Seven days, that guy. I mean, he should have taken

822
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: a picture with it, because he gave birth and that

823
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: could not have been a pleasant experience. Chris. No, no,

824
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 1: don't tell me that was a pleasant experience. Chris. That's

825
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: like running backwards through a cornfield. There's no way that

826
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 1: was pleasant. That had to be terrible. What oh the after? Oh, yes,

827
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 1: the after. But what kind of comparison is that the after? Well, yes, Chris,

828
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 1: if we sat down and you decided to start drilling

829
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 1: a hole into my knee with a power drill and

830
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 1: then stopped, Oh that feels a lot better, thanks, Chris.

831
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 1: That's not that's not any kind of a comparison. What's

832
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 1: wrong with you? You're an idiot? Wwe deemed essential bit

833
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 1: you know what, Hold on a second, if I make

834
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:54,480
Speaker 1: my bunker. What all goes in it? I'm dead serious?

835
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 1: What all goes in it? Like you don't think about

836
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 1: certain things. Okay, you're you're gonna have a bed, right?

837
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 1: How many spare pairs of sheets? Do you have? Two spare?

838
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 1: Keep in mind? Space is all right? Okay? Two pair?

839
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 1: What do you have for clothing in there? What do

840
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,920
Speaker 1: you two pair? What do you have for the various

841
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 1: kinds of cleaning supplies? You need to clean the place,

842
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 1: You need to disinfect it. You need soap for your hands.

843
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 1: You need something to clean that clothing with, otherwise it's

844
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 1: gonna be fleabitten. Did you just say cow you're in alcohol? Yeah?

845
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 1: You know what you're joking, but it's true. If are

846
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: you gonna bring booze? I would suggest not because the

847
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 1: space it takes up. But you know some people out

848
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:50,560
Speaker 1: there are packing booze. I don't know how to make moonshine, Chris,

849
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 1: that's idiot. How do you make moonshine? Do you know

850
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 1: how to make moonshine? Wait? Is that illegal? Are we

851
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 1: gonna get in trouble again? Probably? All right, let's not

852
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 1: go into We're not going to go into the recipe.

853
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: But Chris brings up a good point. I know no

854
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 1: one out there does it well. I guess you could

855
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,280
Speaker 1: make moonshine if you want to. How much food do

856
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:11,440
Speaker 1: you break? You're gonna need some kind of food. You're

857
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 1: also gonna have to anticipate leaving your bunker to go

858
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 1: hunt your food. Right, this is an interesting question. We

859
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,959
Speaker 1: need one of those nutball survivalist guys on the show,

860
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,920
Speaker 1: Chris that can really break this down. Find us a

861
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 1: survivalist guy with a bunker, and I want to know

862
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 1: what he has in the bunk around I know, and

863
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 1: I don't means one of these green berets we have

864
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:33,520
Speaker 1: on that has some extra MRIs and nine thousand rounds

865
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:37,000
Speaker 1: in the back closet. I want somebody with a bunker,

866
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 1: and I want to know what's in it. How do

867
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: you cook your food? You have to Are you not

868
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 1: going to ever cook food? You have to have some way,

869
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 1: But you're in a bunker. You can't fill it up

870
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 1: with smoke. At the same time, you can't have it

871
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 1: run on any kind of gas or propane, can you,

872
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:01,440
Speaker 1: because you're gonna run out? How long does your bunker

873
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 1: have to last? You noise? Now, I'm really confused. Now,

874
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,920
Speaker 1: now there's a lot to think about entertainment. I mean,

875
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Speaker 1: it's not prison. People go crazy in solitary confinement. No,

876
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 1: you can hold up movies. Okay, you hold up movies,

877
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 1: says all right, let's say obviously we're gonna assume Netflix

878
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,920
Speaker 1: is down because the Chinese of nuctus. So you have

879
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:25,960
Speaker 1: to have hard movies, you know, not those kind of movies. Chris,

880
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:30,040
Speaker 1: you idiot that you have to have DVDs. But where

881
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 1: are you getting your power from? Are you really gonna

882
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 1: start up your generation assuming you have no power? Grid

883
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:40,200
Speaker 1: can crank. That doesn't work. That powers a flashlight for

884
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 1: like thirty seconds. Where are you gonna sit and crank

885
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:46,040
Speaker 1: the whole time you're watching your idiotic comedies. That doesn't work.

886
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:49,919
Speaker 1: But you need entertainment. I mean, I guess you could

887
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 1: read if you're some nerd. I'm not doing that. Get

888
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:58,240
Speaker 1: that noise again. Video games doesn't work. If you need power,

889
01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 1: it's got to be it's gotta be reading. All right,

890
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 1: We need a bunker, guy, I'm not even kidding. Getting

891
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 1: us a survivalist on the show, Chris, get us a survivalist.

892
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 1: Back to the story, back to the news. We got

893
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:12,040
Speaker 1: to focus on the news of the day. Chris Burlock

894
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 1: halfway through the show, WWE has been deemed an essential

895
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:23,160
Speaker 1: business in Florida and resumes live shows. That's the most

896
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:28,920
Speaker 1: Florida headline I've ever seen. This is from ESPN. Wwed

897
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 1: in to the central business in Florida, Orange County Mayor

898
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:36,000
Speaker 1: Jerry Demmings said Monday, allowing the company to fully resume

899
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:40,600
Speaker 1: live television shows from its Orlando training facility in full

900
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 1: Sale University in winter Park. The decision, outlined in in

901
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:48,160
Speaker 1: April ninth memo from Governor Ron De Santis, could open

902
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:50,479
Speaker 1: the door for other sports to resume in the state.

903
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 1: According to Demings, WWE was initially not designated as essential

904
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: and therefore was not exempt from the States Shelter and

905
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:03,200
Speaker 1: Place Order, which took effect April third and runs to

906
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 1: at least April thirtieth. That decision was reversed after quote

907
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:12,280
Speaker 1: some conversation end quote with the DeSantis office, Deming said

908
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:17,920
Speaker 1: Monday during a news conferences. Essential businesses that are supposed

909
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:21,000
Speaker 1: to remain open during Florida's Stay at Home order include

910
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 1: those in healthcare, financial, energy, food, communications, and transportation sectors.

911
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 1: According to the memo sent by the Governor's office on Thursday.

912
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 1: Recent additions to the list of essential services include employees

913
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:37,480
Speaker 1: at a professional sports and media production with a national audience,

914
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 1: including athletes, entertainers, production team, executive team, media team, and

915
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 1: others necessary to facilitate, including services such as supporting such production.

916
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:54,160
Speaker 1: Couple things on this one. We all know how this

917
01:06:54,320 --> 01:07:00,120
Speaker 1: went down, right. Obviously, it's a hilarious, hilarious floor a

918
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:06,440
Speaker 1: man headline. But this is the ugly truth of it.

919
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 1: If we can get serious for a minute. The bottom

920
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: line is the people who run WWE because it's a

921
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 1: major thing. It's a big thing. They're rich, they are connected,

922
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 1: they have people, they have people who know people. If

923
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:29,440
Speaker 1: you think one of the major major players of WWE

924
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 1: doesn't have Governor Ron de Santis's cell phone number to

925
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:36,760
Speaker 1: text him at leisure, you are crazy. And the truth

926
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:42,440
Speaker 1: is this. We don't like to admit this because it

927
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 1: makes us feel left out. I'm saying why, But money

928
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:50,920
Speaker 1: buys access more than anything else. That's what money gets you,

929
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:55,600
Speaker 1: is access. It's why I never got twisted up over

930
01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 1: the call. You remember the college admission scandal thing, Chris,

931
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:03,480
Speaker 1: where all these actors and actresses we're essentially getting their

932
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:07,760
Speaker 1: non athletics, non athletic kids, you know, water polo scholarships

933
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,280
Speaker 1: so that they could get into USC and stuff like that,

934
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:14,000
Speaker 1: and people were freaking out. I mean there was a

935
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:16,720
Speaker 1: big deal. People went to heavy time prison for this,

936
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:19,200
Speaker 1: and I was the only person who was like, yeah,

937
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:24,439
Speaker 1: who cares? Oh did you explain this to me? How

938
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:31,000
Speaker 1: is that in any way different than the billionaire with

939
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:34,040
Speaker 1: the moron kid with the Jesse Kelly two point zero

940
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 1: grade point average in high school who gets into Stanford

941
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,920
Speaker 1: because the billionaire happens to build a new wing onto

942
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:44,720
Speaker 1: the business department. We all get how that works, right,

943
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:48,240
Speaker 1: So what am I supposed to care if a scholarship

944
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:50,680
Speaker 1: was given away for the water polo team. I don't care.

945
01:08:52,120 --> 01:09:00,600
Speaker 1: Rich people have are and will again buy themselves access

946
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,599
Speaker 1: to things that you and I do not have access

947
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:42,479
Speaker 1: to get rich if you don't like it, Chris, I

948
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,920
Speaker 1: think we need to bring back punching people in the face.

949
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:50,040
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you should go out and assault somebody,

950
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:55,040
Speaker 1: but I think punching people in the face has its

951
01:09:55,120 --> 01:10:00,439
Speaker 1: place in society. And here's what I mean by that today,

952
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:02,720
Speaker 1: in this day and age, because you know, we're not

953
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:06,960
Speaker 1: killing animals in zoos like I want. People are softer,

954
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:11,439
Speaker 1: people are more gentle. This is a social media age

955
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:14,960
Speaker 1: where what is that? Mike tysonline. Social media has made

956
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:19,120
Speaker 1: people comfortable saying things to other people that would normally

957
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:24,519
Speaker 1: get them punched in the face. Well, I see these

958
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:30,000
Speaker 1: horrific things some people do to other people for stupid

959
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:36,400
Speaker 1: political reasons, and I understand this makes me a bad person.

960
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:38,680
Speaker 1: But I look at headlines like like the one I'm

961
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 1: about to read, and I say to myself, that's just

962
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:46,120
Speaker 1: somebody who hasn't been punched in the face enough. And

963
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:49,720
Speaker 1: I will tell you this as a dude, I think

964
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:53,599
Speaker 1: that's a valuable experience. I know you may find this shocking,

965
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:57,800
Speaker 1: but I've been punched in the face before more than once.

966
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:03,560
Speaker 1: It is is not the end of the world. It

967
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:10,439
Speaker 1: is certainly not a pleasant experience. It helps teach you manners,

968
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:16,360
Speaker 1: It helps teach you your place in the world. It

969
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:21,360
Speaker 1: helps you learn to keep your mouth shut, It helps

970
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:26,880
Speaker 1: you learn keep your hands to yourself. You see, if

971
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:30,240
Speaker 1: your parents are not smart enough to teach you manners,

972
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 1: somebody at some point in your life will, and that

973
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:37,960
Speaker 1: experience gets much, much, much less pleasant. The older you get.

974
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:41,639
Speaker 1: I have always said I would much rather my parents

975
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,040
Speaker 1: take a paddle to my rear end, which they did,

976
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:48,280
Speaker 1: than have to learn those manners lessons when I'm twenty

977
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:51,160
Speaker 1: five at the other end of some gigantic dudes fist.

978
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:56,679
Speaker 1: So when I see a headline that says Northwest Florida

979
01:11:56,760 --> 01:12:02,120
Speaker 1: doctors accused of stealing Trump twenty flag, and then I

980
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:05,840
Speaker 1: dug into it, I said to myself, this dude has

981
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:09,680
Speaker 1: not been punched in the face. That's just a bottom line.

982
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:11,920
Speaker 1: Let me read you the story. It's really short, and

983
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:17,120
Speaker 1: then I'll explain. Two local doctors were arrested Tuesday after

984
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:20,680
Speaker 1: deputies say they stole a Trump twenty twenty flag from

985
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:26,719
Speaker 1: their neighbor. Jeffrey Michael Friashi forty one, and Laura Anne

986
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:30,360
Speaker 1: web Dash Fiashi. Is there any shock that she has

987
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:35,599
Speaker 1: the hyphenated last name Chris Red Flag of the Century

988
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 1: were arrested and charged with criminal mischief, trespassing, larceny, and

989
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,840
Speaker 1: contributing to delinquency of a minor. Oh, that's the best

990
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:51,120
Speaker 1: part of this. They were accused of stealing the man's

991
01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:54,559
Speaker 1: flag on April seventh. According to Santa Rosa County Sheriff's

992
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:59,600
Speaker 1: Office arrest report ring surveillance video and I've seen this

993
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:03,760
Speaker 1: video shows the two driving up to the man's house

994
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:07,519
Speaker 1: on a golf cart with at least two children with them.

995
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:10,120
Speaker 1: The children are not only with them, they're right by

996
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 1: their side. The report says, Friashi and web Friashi, gosh,

997
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:18,519
Speaker 1: that's so good, used a ladder to take down the

998
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:24,040
Speaker 1: man's Trump campaign flag. The man says their actions cost

999
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:26,000
Speaker 1: about five hundred dollars in damage to the base of

1000
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:29,639
Speaker 1: the flagpole. Flag itself costs two hundred dollars. He wishes

1001
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:33,840
Speaker 1: to pursue charges. Freashi's arrest report says he's a guynecologist

1002
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:38,080
Speaker 1: at Sacred Heart Hospital. Web Friasci's arrest report says she's

1003
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:41,960
Speaker 1: a guynecologist at West Florida Hospital. They must have some

1004
01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:46,880
Speaker 1: lovely conversations in the evening as a couple. I saw

1005
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 1: the video. They're two children. We're talking five six seven

1006
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:58,160
Speaker 1: years old old enough. I'm just just try to imagine

1007
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:03,000
Speaker 1: how these children are going to grow up. You're five

1008
01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:07,960
Speaker 1: six seven years old, you ride with your parents, who

1009
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:12,120
Speaker 1: are your whole world, setting you an example of how

1010
01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:14,439
Speaker 1: this life is supposed to go, how this world is

1011
01:14:14,439 --> 01:14:18,960
Speaker 1: supposed to go. You ride with them up to a

1012
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:23,280
Speaker 1: house that is not your own, to somebody who's not

1013
01:14:23,439 --> 01:14:28,000
Speaker 1: bothering you at all. Your parents remove a ladder from

1014
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:33,599
Speaker 1: their golf cart and climate and vandalize the guy's flag

1015
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:38,320
Speaker 1: in front of you. What chance does that child have

1016
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:42,519
Speaker 1: of not being a complete nutball when they grow up.

1017
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:46,559
Speaker 1: I mean, the mother with the hyphen add last name

1018
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:51,120
Speaker 1: alone is probably enough to doom him, Chris. But my

1019
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:55,439
Speaker 1: point about the punching in the face is not the lady. Obviously,

1020
01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:58,920
Speaker 1: you don't touch a woman, but the dude, the dad.

1021
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:03,040
Speaker 1: If you're a dude, I don't care what your political

1022
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:07,120
Speaker 1: persuasion is left right, it doesn't matter. And you see

1023
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:10,920
Speaker 1: your neighbor who's minding his own business, and you look

1024
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:12,800
Speaker 1: and he has a flag up that you don't like,

1025
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:17,639
Speaker 1: and it occurs to you that you know what, I'm

1026
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,120
Speaker 1: gonna get my ladder and I'm going to drive over

1027
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:25,280
Speaker 1: there and I'm gonna rip his flag down. I can

1028
01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:29,120
Speaker 1: make a lot of assumptions about you, obviously, but one

1029
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:32,240
Speaker 1: thing I know for a fact is you have not

1030
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:35,519
Speaker 1: been hit in the mouth enough in your life. Because

1031
01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:37,760
Speaker 1: even if it occurred to me, which it never would

1032
01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:41,040
Speaker 1: to look across the street and see my neighbor, you know,

1033
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:44,639
Speaker 1: see them have something up I didn't like. And let's

1034
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:46,960
Speaker 1: say it occurred to me, and I'm thinking to myself, Man,

1035
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:51,519
Speaker 1: I'd like to take that down. The very next thought

1036
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:54,120
Speaker 1: that would go through my head is but I also

1037
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:56,640
Speaker 1: would like to not get sucked in the nose or

1038
01:15:56,840 --> 01:16:05,280
Speaker 1: shot by vandalizing someone else's property. People are out of

1039
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:08,920
Speaker 1: their minds, legitimately out of their minds, Chris, and my

1040
01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:10,840
Speaker 1: way off face for that. I understand we're gonna get

1041
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:13,160
Speaker 1: in trouble for that, But that is a dude that

1042
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:18,080
Speaker 1: has not been punched in the face. I kind of

1043
01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:44,240
Speaker 1: want to punch him in the face. Jesse Kelly, Well, Chris,

1044
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:47,280
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure what's gonna get us in more

1045
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:50,639
Speaker 1: trouble today teaching people how to make an MRI bomb.

1046
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:53,599
Speaker 1: And let me explain something about the MR bomb again.

1047
01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:58,200
Speaker 1: It's it's very similar to pepper sprayed, Chris. Have you

1048
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:01,519
Speaker 1: ever been pepper sprayed? Oh, I've been pepper sprayed. I've

1049
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:06,080
Speaker 1: ever told you that story? Oh? Boy, you know what,

1050
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:09,760
Speaker 1: it's that kind of day. Wait, crap, we gotta take

1051
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,240
Speaker 1: a break, all right, I'll tell you a story about

1052
01:17:11,240 --> 01:18:02,920
Speaker 1: me getting pepper sprayed. Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show.

1053
01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:25,560
Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. Some people need to

1054
01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:27,960
Speaker 1: be punched in the face, or should have been, to

1055
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:31,280
Speaker 1: teach them manners. That's not an outrageous thing to say,

1056
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,479
Speaker 1: but at least it didn't used to be. I'm sure

1057
01:18:33,479 --> 01:18:37,200
Speaker 1: I'm getting in trouble for that too. Chris Quomo, of

1058
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:41,560
Speaker 1: all people, went on a little rant about this on

1059
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:47,360
Speaker 1: some radio show, and just listen to what Quomo to say.

1060
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:52,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to spend my time doing things that

1061
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:58,800
Speaker 1: I don't think are valuable enough to me personally, like

1062
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:05,200
Speaker 1: what well, I don't like what I do professionally. I've

1063
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:10,880
Speaker 1: decided jackass, loser, fat tire biker to be able to

1064
01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:13,920
Speaker 1: pull over and get in my face and in my

1065
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:18,920
Speaker 1: space and talk both to me. I don't want to

1066
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:22,160
Speaker 1: hear it. A couple of things about this. This is

1067
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:27,000
Speaker 1: difficult to sympathize because, let's be honest, we all do this.

1068
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:31,639
Speaker 1: I'm guilty of it. You're guilty of it. We make

1069
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:37,080
Speaker 1: excuses for people we like, we do not make those

1070
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:42,599
Speaker 1: same excuses for people we hate. We do not. That's

1071
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:49,800
Speaker 1: that's life, right, Your kid got caught smoking pot with

1072
01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:54,840
Speaker 1: the neighbor kids. Wow, he had one screw up. I'm

1073
01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:59,200
Speaker 1: sure that was his first time. Neighbor kid gets caught

1074
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:02,160
Speaker 1: smoking pot. I told you that was a bad seed.

1075
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,280
Speaker 1: I knew that kid was bad from the very beginning.

1076
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:08,519
Speaker 1: I do the same stuff, I tell you. Look, I

1077
01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:11,400
Speaker 1: do the same stuff. I'm not faulting you, man, their

1078
01:20:11,479 --> 01:20:15,160
Speaker 1: kids annoying my kids doing flips off the couch and screaming.

1079
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:20,280
Speaker 1: Look at how rambunctious he is. Right, we all do it.

1080
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:28,960
Speaker 1: Your favorite athlete for your team gets busted doing steroids.

1081
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:32,519
Speaker 1: Oh he was recovered from an injury, hurt his should.

1082
01:20:33,439 --> 01:20:39,479
Speaker 1: Obviously he was just using it to help out opposing team.

1083
01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:45,240
Speaker 1: Their guy, the team you hate, hurts his shoulder does steroids.

1084
01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:48,760
Speaker 1: I told you that freaking guy was a cheater. Oh.

1085
01:20:50,479 --> 01:20:54,040
Speaker 1: I always knew it just looking at him. Scumbags. You'd

1086
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:58,639
Speaker 1: never catch our guys doing that. So when Chris Cuomo

1087
01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:02,439
Speaker 1: goes off on a rant, he's a look, he's a

1088
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:06,760
Speaker 1: leftist hack for CNN. Everybody hears his rant and they

1089
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:09,439
Speaker 1: roll their eyes and they say, ah, he sucks, But

1090
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:13,840
Speaker 1: he has he has a good point in a bad point.

1091
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:18,080
Speaker 1: First of all, let's lead with his bad point. And

1092
01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:22,080
Speaker 1: people make this mistake all the time, especially when you're

1093
01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:24,759
Speaker 1: in the public eye at all, when you're super famous

1094
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:29,920
Speaker 1: like me, Chris, people make this mistake. You want to

1095
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:33,760
Speaker 1: talk about your experience of your life. It's we all

1096
01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:37,160
Speaker 1: do it. How was your day, what's your job like?

1097
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:40,799
Speaker 1: And part of the experience when you're in the public

1098
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:47,759
Speaker 1: eye is people come up to you a lot. People

1099
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,040
Speaker 1: come up to you when you have strong opinions. They

1100
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:52,800
Speaker 1: really come up to you. For better or for worse.

1101
01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:56,640
Speaker 1: They come up to you a lot. Jesse can I

1102
01:21:56,680 --> 01:22:02,240
Speaker 1: have a picture of course, Jesse, you suck. You get

1103
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:07,400
Speaker 1: both of them. That's life. And because that's your experience

1104
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:10,160
Speaker 1: when you get on the radio, I guess that was

1105
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:12,479
Speaker 1: actually Chris Cuomo's own radio show. When you get on

1106
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:15,560
Speaker 1: the radio, you want to talk about your life experience.

1107
01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:18,800
Speaker 1: You see movie stars. Dude, this I can't take the

1108
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:24,400
Speaker 1: paparazzi everywhere. They're following me everywhere, Chris Cuomo. I've got

1109
01:22:24,479 --> 01:22:27,840
Speaker 1: this guy coming up to be yelling at me, screw him,

1110
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:35,320
Speaker 1: and you know what, Yes, that's their experience, But nobody

1111
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:42,080
Speaker 1: wants to hear that. Nobody wants to hear rightly or wrongly.

1112
01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:49,280
Speaker 1: The multi millionaire who's on television, who has anything he

1113
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:53,320
Speaker 1: ever wanted, Nobody wants to hear how hard his life

1114
01:22:53,479 --> 01:22:57,160
Speaker 1: is because he got yelled at. That's just a fact.

1115
01:22:57,520 --> 01:23:02,840
Speaker 1: That movie star, the famous sing the complaining about the paparazzie.

1116
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:07,280
Speaker 1: All their friends they hear him say that, and they say, poor,

1117
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:10,920
Speaker 1: you're right, man, those paparazzi scum. They're out of control.

1118
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:13,880
Speaker 1: And this guy's out of control and this is ridiculous.

1119
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:17,599
Speaker 1: And everyone else here's that and thinks, oh, shut up

1120
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:20,280
Speaker 1: and go back to your yacht. No one's feeling bad

1121
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:26,800
Speaker 1: for you. But and I will add this as a big,

1122
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:35,000
Speaker 1: big butt, he does have a point. And he has

1123
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:37,920
Speaker 1: a point about the getting in your face thing. And

1124
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:40,719
Speaker 1: I've actually witnessed this happen. We all saw that video

1125
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:45,160
Speaker 1: where you probably did. Happened a little while back. Some dude,

1126
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:46,519
Speaker 1: I think it was a kid. I mean, he was

1127
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:50,360
Speaker 1: looking to be in his twenties, rolls up the quis

1128
01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:53,200
Speaker 1: Chris Cuomo. And Cuomo is a big dude. I guess

1129
01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:56,080
Speaker 1: he's like a big weightlifter. He's like a big ripped dude.

1130
01:23:56,920 --> 01:23:59,920
Speaker 1: And some kid rolls up to Chris Cuomo and calls

1131
01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:04,720
Speaker 1: him Fredo Fredo obviously being the obnoxious weak character from

1132
01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:10,360
Speaker 1: the Godfather, and Quobo freaks tells the kid he's gonna

1133
01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:14,240
Speaker 1: throw him down the stairs and everything else, and everybody

1134
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:18,040
Speaker 1: piled on Cuomo the next day because we don't like Cuomo.

1135
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:21,320
Speaker 1: I want piled on Cuomo the next day. Well, that

1136
01:24:21,560 --> 01:24:24,840
Speaker 1: idiot look at this violent psychopath. And I was the

1137
01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:29,479
Speaker 1: one that went on the radio and said, don't don't

1138
01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:31,840
Speaker 1: walk up to somebody you don't know and open your mouth.

1139
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:37,280
Speaker 1: I understand he's famous. I understand you don't like him,

1140
01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:41,320
Speaker 1: But it goes back to that Tyson line, how do

1141
01:24:41,479 --> 01:24:44,960
Speaker 1: you feel comfortable as a dude. I'm not here to

1142
01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:48,840
Speaker 1: judge women, stop my business, But as a dude, how

1143
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:52,640
Speaker 1: in the world do you feel comfortable walking up to

1144
01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:57,760
Speaker 1: another dude in person and chirping at him. I don't

1145
01:24:57,840 --> 01:25:00,439
Speaker 1: understand it. I would admit it just not happened to

1146
01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:05,560
Speaker 1: me a great deal because I'm six to eight. I

1147
01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:09,320
Speaker 1: guess I don't invite that kind of in person anger.

1148
01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:13,000
Speaker 1: Most of mine is contained to emails Jesse at Jesse

1149
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:14,960
Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. By the way, if you want to

1150
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:17,479
Speaker 1: send one, you're welcome to You're welcome to cuss at me.

1151
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:19,840
Speaker 1: I'm not going to publicize your name or whatever. This is.

1152
01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:22,720
Speaker 1: That's life that comes with the territory. I roll with

1153
01:25:22,840 --> 01:25:25,080
Speaker 1: the punches because it comes to the territory. And you're

1154
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:28,960
Speaker 1: never gonna hear me complain about some bad personal experience.

1155
01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:32,080
Speaker 1: I had one because I'm the most blessed guy in

1156
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:35,120
Speaker 1: the world. I get to talk to you about whatever

1157
01:25:35,240 --> 01:25:38,120
Speaker 1: I want every day and nobody tells me what to

1158
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:40,920
Speaker 1: say or what I can't say, and that's freaking awesome.

1159
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,840
Speaker 1: And two, and this is a big thing because this

1160
01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:50,280
Speaker 1: applies to you and me. Nobody wants to hear you

1161
01:25:50,439 --> 01:25:59,120
Speaker 1: complain ever about anything. And I see people make this

1162
01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:05,439
Speaker 1: mistake all the time in every walk of life. Is

1163
01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:09,360
Speaker 1: you go on social media and ah, the line was

1164
01:26:09,479 --> 01:26:14,400
Speaker 1: so long in Starbucks? Oh what is the point of that?

1165
01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:17,400
Speaker 1: So you can have a few people say oh, I'm

1166
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:22,400
Speaker 1: so sorry, or they'll go online and say I have

1167
01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:33,880
Speaker 1: the worst headache today. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Maybe your wife,

1168
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:37,360
Speaker 1: husband cares, maybe your mom cares. You can have somebody

1169
01:26:37,439 --> 01:26:41,599
Speaker 1: to pray for you. It's fine. But in general, there's

1170
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:44,400
Speaker 1: a great lou Holtz line about this. I believe he says,

1171
01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:48,559
Speaker 1: don't ever complain because eighty percent of the people don't care,

1172
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:51,080
Speaker 1: and the other twenty percent are glad you're going through it.

1173
01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:54,680
Speaker 1: I think that's the lot. I may have misquoted him

1174
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:56,280
Speaker 1: a little, but that's pretty much the gist of it,

1175
01:26:56,520 --> 01:27:00,759
Speaker 1: and it's true. So no, I don't think you should

1176
01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:04,960
Speaker 1: ever get off your bike an approach Chris, Chris Cuomo

1177
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:07,240
Speaker 1: or anyone else you don't like and start chirping out.

1178
01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:10,160
Speaker 1: I'm just shut up and mind your own business, be polite,

1179
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:13,920
Speaker 1: go about your day. At the same time, I would

1180
01:27:13,960 --> 01:27:19,560
Speaker 1: inform Cuomo and everyone else, nobody wants to hear you

1181
01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:23,599
Speaker 1: complain about your life, even if it's a totally valid complaint.

1182
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:54,240
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to hear it. Not interested. Hang on, Jesse Kelly.

1183
01:28:16,240 --> 01:28:20,640
Speaker 1: Chris has very few responsibilities on this show. One of

1184
01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:24,040
Speaker 1: those responsibilities that he constantly fails at is keeping me

1185
01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:27,840
Speaker 1: on track. I realized I promised you a story of

1186
01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:30,599
Speaker 1: getting pepper sprayed in the face, and then I forgot

1187
01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:34,519
Speaker 1: all about it because I lack focus. Look, I'm gonna

1188
01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:37,439
Speaker 1: be totally honest with you here. We don't prepare for

1189
01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:40,799
Speaker 1: the show. You may have picked up on that. There's

1190
01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:43,479
Speaker 1: not a lot of research per se that goes into

1191
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:46,680
Speaker 1: one of the heath is kind of winging it here.

1192
01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:53,640
Speaker 1: Hope everything works out so being pepper sprayed. I'm in

1193
01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:56,519
Speaker 1: the Marine Corps. I'm in the infantry because I'm not

1194
01:28:56,600 --> 01:29:02,200
Speaker 1: a chick, and sometimes you get fact in the Marine

1195
01:29:02,240 --> 01:29:04,720
Speaker 1: Corps forget exactly what it means. FAP, I forget what

1196
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:08,320
Speaker 1: it stands for. They will steal you out of the

1197
01:29:08,439 --> 01:29:12,760
Speaker 1: infantry and place you somewhere else for a period of time.

1198
01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:17,160
Speaker 1: Normally it's like six months. And the military police in

1199
01:29:17,240 --> 01:29:20,639
Speaker 1: the Marine Corps called the Provost Marshal's Office the PMS.

1200
01:29:20,680 --> 01:29:27,480
Speaker 1: They're not called MPs, called pms. They often will be shorthanded.

1201
01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:31,840
Speaker 1: And when they steal people, where do you think the

1202
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:35,439
Speaker 1: military police would like to steal people from. Yeah, of

1203
01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:37,880
Speaker 1: course they're going to be stealing the infantry guys who

1204
01:29:37,960 --> 01:29:40,800
Speaker 1: actually have training when it comes to combat and things

1205
01:29:40,880 --> 01:29:45,320
Speaker 1: like that. Lo and behold, I get stolen. I don't

1206
01:29:45,360 --> 01:29:49,200
Speaker 1: want to go. My platoon sergeant fights for me to stay.

1207
01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:51,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I don't want to go be a cop.

1208
01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:53,840
Speaker 1: I didn't sign up to be a freaking cop. They

1209
01:29:53,960 --> 01:30:02,120
Speaker 1: fought for me got stuck stayed I did. Now part

1210
01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:06,000
Speaker 1: of being a cop was so much fun, because I

1211
01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:08,920
Speaker 1: know you're going to find this surprising. But I didn't

1212
01:30:08,960 --> 01:30:17,000
Speaker 1: necessarily obey the rules per se. I would turn on

1213
01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:21,400
Speaker 1: my lights and blow through all the stop signs. I

1214
01:30:21,439 --> 01:30:23,840
Speaker 1: would turn on my lights and blow through every red light.

1215
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:29,080
Speaker 1: I would pull over all of my friends when they

1216
01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:31,120
Speaker 1: were taking off from the base for the weekend, and

1217
01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:32,880
Speaker 1: they would have to pull over, and I would keep

1218
01:30:32,920 --> 01:30:35,160
Speaker 1: them there for like fifteen twenty minutes at a time.

1219
01:30:37,280 --> 01:30:40,640
Speaker 1: I was eventually, because they have no standards whatsoever, I

1220
01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:43,519
Speaker 1: was put in charge of the various You know that

1221
01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:47,400
Speaker 1: you have a basically a squad, and they made me

1222
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:50,559
Speaker 1: the lead, and I forced all of my guys under

1223
01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:53,559
Speaker 1: me to wear aviator shades, which are not even regulation.

1224
01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:55,400
Speaker 1: You're not even supposed to be allowed to wear those.

1225
01:30:56,880 --> 01:31:02,240
Speaker 1: They had cameras in the vehicles because someone kept speeding

1226
01:31:02,320 --> 01:31:05,280
Speaker 1: around and driving rough in the cop cars, so they

1227
01:31:05,360 --> 01:31:09,120
Speaker 1: had cameras that not only faced forward, they would face

1228
01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:11,439
Speaker 1: the driver in the pastor like, they would look inside

1229
01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:15,560
Speaker 1: of the vehicle, and if you accelerated too fast or

1230
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:20,839
Speaker 1: breaked too hard, the camera would turn on. Well. Also

1231
01:31:21,320 --> 01:31:24,559
Speaker 1: if the camera got bumped, it would turn off. Now

1232
01:31:24,720 --> 01:31:27,160
Speaker 1: keep in mind again, I am not necessarily what you

1233
01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:31,200
Speaker 1: would call a rule follower, and I was half trying

1234
01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:33,160
Speaker 1: to get kicked out anyway so I could go back

1235
01:31:33,200 --> 01:31:35,320
Speaker 1: to my unit, but they just kept promoting me in there.

1236
01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:39,720
Speaker 1: Granted I was fairly I was fairly decent. If you

1237
01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:43,479
Speaker 1: needed something rough done, I was probably someone you would

1238
01:31:43,560 --> 01:31:47,479
Speaker 1: want there. Some dude was freaking out in the base

1239
01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:51,160
Speaker 1: hospital one time, threatening to stab the nurses. They called me.

1240
01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:55,439
Speaker 1: We got that problem handled, So back to the cameras.

1241
01:31:56,360 --> 01:31:59,840
Speaker 1: You can drive in the cameras and if you bump them,

1242
01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:04,880
Speaker 1: it will record you. Now, the big Cheese, the guy

1243
01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:07,600
Speaker 1: who was a frightening individual in charge of all the

1244
01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:11,439
Speaker 1: military police to the pms there. Gosh, what was his name,

1245
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:14,080
Speaker 1: Gunny something, It might have been Martinez. I loved him

1246
01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:16,720
Speaker 1: and he loved me, although he was always screaming at me.

1247
01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:20,160
Speaker 1: He would review the videos at the end of every day,

1248
01:32:21,320 --> 01:32:24,240
Speaker 1: and I would purposely, as we were driving around, I

1249
01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:28,280
Speaker 1: would hit the camera and talk about the most meaningless

1250
01:32:28,320 --> 01:32:31,200
Speaker 1: stuff you could possibly imagine, and I would fill up

1251
01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:33,040
Speaker 1: because you're driving around all night, you have like twelve

1252
01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:35,840
Speaker 1: hours shifts. I would fill it up with honestly, I

1253
01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:39,080
Speaker 1: would break down my order from subway, and then I

1254
01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:40,840
Speaker 1: would do like these things where I'd look out the

1255
01:32:40,920 --> 01:32:42,960
Speaker 1: window and be like, look at how thoughtful I am

1256
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:46,479
Speaker 1: right now. Or if we had a call, I would

1257
01:32:46,600 --> 01:32:48,799
Speaker 1: hit it and I would act like I'm on cops

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01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:51,439
Speaker 1: and I'd be informing the video of what we're about

1259
01:32:51,479 --> 01:32:53,080
Speaker 1: to do on the call, and I would fill up

1260
01:32:53,120 --> 01:32:55,720
Speaker 1: hours on the camera at a time, and then I

1261
01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:57,639
Speaker 1: would show up the next day because he would review

1262
01:32:57,680 --> 01:33:00,519
Speaker 1: it that night and I would hear I can't say

1263
01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:03,640
Speaker 1: what he would say, blank, Blake Kelly, get down in

1264
01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:06,360
Speaker 1: my office now before you get punched in the throat.

1265
01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:10,120
Speaker 1: And he would call me in and I was stand

1266
01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:11,800
Speaker 1: in front of his desk to be like, yes, Gunny,

1267
01:33:12,040 --> 01:33:14,840
Speaker 1: totally straight faced, and he's trying to keep a straight

1268
01:33:14,880 --> 01:33:17,600
Speaker 1: face as he's screaming at me and throwing stuff at me,

1269
01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:20,639
Speaker 1: stef screwing off in the vehicles. I swear I'm gonna

1270
01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:22,800
Speaker 1: kill you, and you can tell he's trying not to

1271
01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:25,240
Speaker 1: laugh too. Yes, I won't do it again. I won't

1272
01:33:25,240 --> 01:33:26,680
Speaker 1: do it again, and that I would take off and

1273
01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:30,000
Speaker 1: do it again that night, and he just lose his mind. Well,

1274
01:33:30,160 --> 01:33:32,880
Speaker 1: part of I need to go backwards. Part of all

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01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:37,960
Speaker 1: this training is because you're giving pepper spray, they have

1276
01:33:38,160 --> 01:33:41,839
Speaker 1: to teach you what it's like. Now they don't actually

1277
01:33:41,960 --> 01:33:44,519
Speaker 1: have to teach you what it's like. They just want

1278
01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:46,640
Speaker 1: to get off on spraying you in the face and

1279
01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:50,599
Speaker 1: watching you die in front of their eyes. So part

1280
01:33:50,640 --> 01:33:52,920
Speaker 1: of the courses you have to take this little classroom

1281
01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:55,800
Speaker 1: course which is totally meaningless, and no one's even paying

1282
01:33:55,800 --> 01:33:58,960
Speaker 1: attention because we're all this dreading the fact we're about

1283
01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:01,840
Speaker 1: to get sprayed in the face with pepper spray. They

1284
01:34:01,920 --> 01:34:04,840
Speaker 1: then bring you outside and they line you up and

1285
01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:07,519
Speaker 1: the deal is they spray you in the face and

1286
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:10,200
Speaker 1: then you have to go through this course. It's not

1287
01:34:10,360 --> 01:34:13,080
Speaker 1: necessarily an obstacle course, but you have to run up

1288
01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:14,880
Speaker 1: to this heavy bag with a baton and you have

1289
01:34:14,960 --> 01:34:16,840
Speaker 1: to go to work on it, and then you have

1290
01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:19,120
Speaker 1: to do this thing. And then at the end of it,

1291
01:34:19,240 --> 01:34:21,479
Speaker 1: when you're you have to go do these various stations,

1292
01:34:21,560 --> 01:34:23,599
Speaker 1: push ups, jump in jack's and then at the end

1293
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:25,439
Speaker 1: of it you have to fight off two dudes who

1294
01:34:25,479 --> 01:34:29,400
Speaker 1: are trying to take your weapon out of your holster. Well,

1295
01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:32,040
Speaker 1: of course when they spray you in the face. It

1296
01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:34,600
Speaker 1: can't just be a little squirt in the eye. This

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01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:38,519
Speaker 1: is the Marine Corps. So they soak your face from

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01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:42,400
Speaker 1: point blank range. It is quite literally dripping off of

1299
01:34:42,479 --> 01:34:49,280
Speaker 1: your chin and then you take off. Well, there's something

1300
01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:54,200
Speaker 1: to this. About two percent of the population is immune

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01:34:54,720 --> 01:34:58,479
Speaker 1: to pepper spray. Something to do with skin type. No,

1302
01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:00,920
Speaker 1: it's not. It's not a skin type thing, or it's

1303
01:35:00,960 --> 01:35:03,400
Speaker 1: not a skin color thing. It wasn't. I mean, there

1304
01:35:03,439 --> 01:35:06,640
Speaker 1: were black dudes, white dudes, Mexican dudes. It did, it

1305
01:35:07,320 --> 01:35:11,240
Speaker 1: didn't matter. And everybody. I'm watching them get sprayed in

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01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:16,000
Speaker 1: the face and they're sobbing, sobbing because your eyes are

1307
01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:19,400
Speaker 1: watering and your nose is running and you can hardly breathe.

1308
01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:22,040
Speaker 1: It is just the worst experience in the world, which

1309
01:35:22,080 --> 01:35:24,639
Speaker 1: I'll get back to in a second. And I'm watching

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01:35:24,680 --> 01:35:27,280
Speaker 1: them go through the course and they're dying. And then

1311
01:35:27,320 --> 01:35:30,120
Speaker 1: they finished the course and they spray their faces down

1312
01:35:30,160 --> 01:35:32,360
Speaker 1: with water and that doesn't help. You have to use

1313
01:35:32,479 --> 01:35:35,160
Speaker 1: Johnson and Johnson baby shampoo to get it off. And

1314
01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:38,080
Speaker 1: it is I'm watching all this because I'm not first,

1315
01:35:38,439 --> 01:35:41,639
Speaker 1: and so finally it's my turn, and I'm like oh gosh,

1316
01:35:41,720 --> 01:35:45,760
Speaker 1: this is gonna suck. And I closed my eyes and

1317
01:35:47,120 --> 01:35:53,920
Speaker 1: they spray me down and I opened my eyes and nothing.

1318
01:35:55,880 --> 01:36:01,240
Speaker 1: I feel fine. I can smell it, but on my

1319
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:03,280
Speaker 1: face it feels like I just got sprayed with water.

1320
01:36:04,520 --> 01:36:07,280
Speaker 1: And I take off this course and I'm doing the

1321
01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:10,200
Speaker 1: baton stuff and I'm doing the pushups and I'm fighting

1322
01:36:10,240 --> 01:36:13,120
Speaker 1: the guys off, and I can hear everybody talking like, dude,

1323
01:36:13,680 --> 01:36:16,519
Speaker 1: Kelly is superhuman. Man, look at him. He's not even

1324
01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:19,400
Speaker 1: he's not even complaint what this dude is a beast?

1325
01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:22,200
Speaker 1: And really, I just didn't feel anything at all. And

1326
01:36:22,320 --> 01:36:25,160
Speaker 1: I finished, and I'm like, whoa, that stuff is nothing.

1327
01:36:25,520 --> 01:36:27,479
Speaker 1: You guys are a bunch of sissy said. I'm rubbing

1328
01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:30,000
Speaker 1: it in everybody's face, as you can imagine I would do.

1329
01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:33,519
Speaker 1: And finally they're like, hey, come on over to the hose.

1330
01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:35,160
Speaker 1: And I'm like, nah, I'm good. I don't. I don't

1331
01:36:35,200 --> 01:36:36,800
Speaker 1: feel anything. They're like, no, you need to come to

1332
01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:39,519
Speaker 1: the hose. Well, it turns out I have a skin

1333
01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:45,000
Speaker 1: type that is resistant to it right up until you

1334
01:36:45,120 --> 01:36:51,080
Speaker 1: add water. They spray me down with the hose and

1335
01:36:51,320 --> 01:36:56,080
Speaker 1: I am not exaggerating. It feels like somebody is holding

1336
01:36:56,280 --> 01:37:02,120
Speaker 1: a cigarette lighter to your eyeballs. It is the most brutal,

1337
01:37:02,360 --> 01:37:05,519
Speaker 1: freaking experience. All you can do is sit down and

1338
01:37:05,720 --> 01:37:08,560
Speaker 1: hang your head between your legs and just watches the

1339
01:37:08,800 --> 01:37:13,240
Speaker 1: snot and tears drip out of your face. It's so bad,

1340
01:37:14,160 --> 01:37:16,840
Speaker 1: all right, We got to talk to Selena Zito, and

1341
01:37:17,000 --> 01:37:21,320
Speaker 1: then I'll tell you about the final thing, the worst thing,

1342
01:37:22,600 --> 01:37:25,320
Speaker 1: and I do mean the worst thing about getting sprayed

1343
01:37:25,360 --> 01:37:58,760
Speaker 1: in the face. Hang on, we are all going absolutely

1344
01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:02,600
Speaker 1: nuts right now. So I figured what better way to

1345
01:38:02,680 --> 01:38:05,679
Speaker 1: bring us back to earth than talking to the great

1346
01:38:06,120 --> 01:38:10,840
Speaker 1: Selena Zito, The lady who is actually from the Rust Belt,

1347
01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:14,080
Speaker 1: talks about what people were actually going through in the

1348
01:38:14,160 --> 01:38:17,240
Speaker 1: Rust Belt, the lady who actually called Donald Trump's election

1349
01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:20,000
Speaker 1: when everyone else said she was an idiot. She writes

1350
01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:23,799
Speaker 1: for the Washington Examiner, the New York Post, and about

1351
01:38:23,920 --> 01:38:26,919
Speaker 1: every other publication in the United States of America. Selena,

1352
01:38:27,840 --> 01:38:32,720
Speaker 1: what is happening out there? With quarantine, with unemployment, with

1353
01:38:33,040 --> 01:38:36,240
Speaker 1: what are not New York DC? What are other people

1354
01:38:36,360 --> 01:38:40,479
Speaker 1: going through? Well? First fall, thanks for having me on.

1355
01:38:41,160 --> 01:38:46,680
Speaker 1: I'm in my car and driving to Middletown, Maryland to

1356
01:38:47,080 --> 01:38:50,760
Speaker 1: a dairy farm to see what's going on there. But

1357
01:38:51,200 --> 01:38:54,080
Speaker 1: you know it, by and large, in the reporting I've

1358
01:38:54,120 --> 01:39:00,959
Speaker 1: been doing across the country, people are flee they're struggling.

1359
01:39:01,040 --> 01:39:03,840
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that have you know, lost

1360
01:39:03,920 --> 01:39:06,880
Speaker 1: their jobs. There's a lot of people in the energy

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01:39:07,080 --> 01:39:10,320
Speaker 1: industry that have lost their jobs, which has or at

1362
01:39:10,360 --> 01:39:13,320
Speaker 1: least the jobs have been put on pause or hold.

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01:39:14,080 --> 01:39:19,000
Speaker 1: And that's that is that that is a shame because

1364
01:39:19,120 --> 01:39:23,320
Speaker 1: that has been the boom in this area in Pennsylvania

1365
01:39:23,479 --> 01:39:26,120
Speaker 1: and also parts of Ohio and of course out in

1366
01:39:26,400 --> 01:39:30,479
Speaker 1: Texas and other places due west. So that's sort of

1367
01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:34,040
Speaker 1: been the challenge around here. You see people doing innovative

1368
01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:37,759
Speaker 1: things to try to at least keep cash flowing, small

1369
01:39:37,800 --> 01:39:43,920
Speaker 1: little businesses like um uh, you know, restaurants and or bars.

1370
01:39:44,320 --> 01:39:47,519
Speaker 1: But one of the things that's really annoying here in

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01:39:47,680 --> 01:39:51,479
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania is we have to buy our alcohol at a

1372
01:39:51,600 --> 01:39:55,519
Speaker 1: state store. The government controls how we buy alcohol. And

1373
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:59,519
Speaker 1: guess what, there's the first thing they closed way back

1374
01:39:59,560 --> 01:40:02,560
Speaker 1: in the of March. You've got to be kidding me.

1375
01:40:03,439 --> 01:40:08,360
Speaker 1: No alcohol, no wine, no spirits, no beer. Well you

1376
01:40:08,439 --> 01:40:13,120
Speaker 1: can get beer to go, uh at a brewery. Um

1377
01:40:13,680 --> 01:40:17,280
Speaker 1: but that even that is kind of limiting um. And

1378
01:40:17,400 --> 01:40:20,200
Speaker 1: it's certainly not you know, easy for you know, the

1379
01:40:20,320 --> 01:40:24,720
Speaker 1: average person to get to a specialty place right uh

1380
01:40:24,840 --> 01:40:30,240
Speaker 1: and and and now Ohio and North Virginia have banned

1381
01:40:30,840 --> 01:40:36,440
Speaker 1: people from Pennsylvania license place and or um um ideas

1382
01:40:36,720 --> 01:40:40,599
Speaker 1: from buying alcohol across the across the border. But this wine,

1383
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:48,559
Speaker 1: I'm going to Maryland, No man, I'm going to Maryland

1384
01:40:48,640 --> 01:40:56,320
Speaker 1: for a story. Wang going might also be alhol Well. Look, look,

1385
01:40:56,360 --> 01:40:57,680
Speaker 1: you just have to do what you have to do

1386
01:40:57,800 --> 01:41:00,320
Speaker 1: to inform the people out there. Selina. If that happens

1387
01:41:00,360 --> 01:41:01,960
Speaker 1: to be at a place where you can buy boos,

1388
01:41:02,000 --> 01:41:04,120
Speaker 1: than it is what it is. Look, how are people

1389
01:41:05,439 --> 01:41:09,439
Speaker 1: Are they more concerned right now about the virus or

1390
01:41:09,479 --> 01:41:12,040
Speaker 1: about their job? I genuinely want to know this. I

1391
01:41:12,160 --> 01:41:14,479
Speaker 1: know what the national press wants to focus on. What

1392
01:41:14,680 --> 01:41:18,920
Speaker 1: are actual people more worried about? Okay, so I would

1393
01:41:18,920 --> 01:41:23,320
Speaker 1: stay in the beginning, people were really terrified of the virus,

1394
01:41:24,840 --> 01:41:29,479
Speaker 1: and that's an honest assessment. I think now they're terrified

1395
01:41:29,520 --> 01:41:32,960
Speaker 1: about not just their jobs, but what's going to happen

1396
01:41:33,000 --> 01:41:37,479
Speaker 1: to their communities because these and whether it's a large

1397
01:41:38,560 --> 01:41:42,719
Speaker 1: energy company or a small barber shop or a small

1398
01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:48,920
Speaker 1: church or a small restaurant or a novelty store. You know,

1399
01:41:49,080 --> 01:41:53,439
Speaker 1: those are the kinds of small institutions that hold smaller

1400
01:41:53,560 --> 01:41:56,719
Speaker 1: communities together. And then you look at like these little

1401
01:41:56,800 --> 01:42:01,360
Speaker 1: college towns right where if it's not for the little college,

1402
01:42:01,439 --> 01:42:05,960
Speaker 1: these towns completely collapse. And so people, I think they

1403
01:42:06,040 --> 01:42:10,120
Speaker 1: have shifted their concerns to being about their community and

1404
01:42:10,240 --> 01:42:13,719
Speaker 1: about their jobs, and about their families and the impact,

1405
01:42:13,840 --> 01:42:16,840
Speaker 1: the economic impact it's going to have. Are they going

1406
01:42:16,920 --> 01:42:18,600
Speaker 1: to have to move, are they going to have to

1407
01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:21,559
Speaker 1: leave their family? Is it's going to create a different

1408
01:42:21,680 --> 01:42:25,400
Speaker 1: kind of distance? And so that's the that's the that's

1409
01:42:25,439 --> 01:42:30,479
Speaker 1: the current mood out here. And I think one of

1410
01:42:30,560 --> 01:42:34,160
Speaker 1: the escalating problems, it's a problem we have had for

1411
01:42:34,439 --> 01:42:37,160
Speaker 1: I would say twenty years, there's our lack of trust

1412
01:42:37,240 --> 01:42:45,320
Speaker 1: in institutions and government and media. The floors, are the

1413
01:42:45,439 --> 01:42:49,360
Speaker 1: ceilings whatever it's dropped out on that that is like gone,

1414
01:42:50,280 --> 01:42:56,200
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. Now, how does a small community ban

1415
01:42:56,439 --> 01:42:59,880
Speaker 1: together during times like this? Are they at each other's thrown?

1416
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:03,080
Speaker 1: It's like we see so much online. Are they coming together?

1417
01:43:03,200 --> 01:43:05,840
Speaker 1: Are they are they? Are they ignoring quarantine? Are they

1418
01:43:05,920 --> 01:43:11,040
Speaker 1: doing the quarantine? What are they doing now? People come together. Absolutely,

1419
01:43:11,160 --> 01:43:15,280
Speaker 1: they find inventive ways to go to church, like drive ins, um,

1420
01:43:15,720 --> 01:43:18,559
Speaker 1: they find inventive ways to help each other, whether it's

1421
01:43:18,600 --> 01:43:22,040
Speaker 1: a fluid food delivery system, either for people in need

1422
01:43:22,600 --> 01:43:27,280
Speaker 1: or for people that um, you know, are unable to

1423
01:43:27,439 --> 01:43:29,200
Speaker 1: get you know, they're you know, they try to call

1424
01:43:29,240 --> 01:43:32,680
Speaker 1: their local grocer and it's really backed up, so you know,

1425
01:43:32,800 --> 01:43:35,280
Speaker 1: people pitch in and help each other out. I have

1426
01:43:35,400 --> 01:43:39,560
Speaker 1: really seen a great sense of community coming out of this,

1427
01:43:40,160 --> 01:43:44,559
Speaker 1: despite like what you don't go on Twitter because that's

1428
01:43:45,040 --> 01:43:49,760
Speaker 1: I swear. I never thought it was reflective of real life. Now.

1429
01:43:49,840 --> 01:43:52,720
Speaker 1: I think it's just, you know, a reflective of how

1430
01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:56,840
Speaker 1: with a lid off, because it's it's not reflective of

1431
01:43:56,960 --> 01:44:00,360
Speaker 1: how people behave, how people interact with it was each other.

1432
01:44:00,680 --> 01:44:02,760
Speaker 1: I would not say that everybody is perfect. I think

1433
01:44:02,960 --> 01:44:06,760
Speaker 1: tempers are shorter right now. But what we want, what

1434
01:44:07,080 --> 01:44:10,920
Speaker 1: is in our DNA as Americans, is to be part

1435
01:44:10,960 --> 01:44:15,960
Speaker 1: of something bigger than ourselves. And that is why we've

1436
01:44:15,960 --> 01:44:19,200
Speaker 1: always had these strengths and communities. That's why we've always

1437
01:44:20,080 --> 01:44:24,120
Speaker 1: sort of had this need to join organizations like the

1438
01:44:24,240 --> 01:44:27,200
Speaker 1: Elks or like the you know, BFW, places like that

1439
01:44:27,640 --> 01:44:30,720
Speaker 1: and those kinds of needs have not gone away. We

1440
01:44:30,920 --> 01:44:34,400
Speaker 1: still find a way to interconnect in those ways. My

1441
01:44:34,520 --> 01:44:38,840
Speaker 1: little Elks now has a zoom meeting so that we

1442
01:44:38,920 --> 01:44:42,679
Speaker 1: can still all see each other, and soone plays the banjo.

1443
01:44:43,240 --> 01:44:46,679
Speaker 1: So you know, we still find ways. We still haven't

1444
01:44:46,800 --> 01:44:50,960
Speaker 1: lost that, but we are really really trying to continue

1445
01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:54,559
Speaker 1: to hold that web of connection together. I'm really surprised

1446
01:44:54,560 --> 01:44:58,679
Speaker 1: you actually know how to use zoom Selena. That's impressive. Now, well,

1447
01:44:58,720 --> 01:45:02,719
Speaker 1: you know, I am old quit quit all right quickly.

1448
01:45:03,479 --> 01:45:07,760
Speaker 1: Joe Biden, Donald Trump. I understand politics is not the

1449
01:45:07,880 --> 01:45:11,800
Speaker 1: focus right now of most normal people. But are they

1450
01:45:11,920 --> 01:45:14,599
Speaker 1: talking about that at all? Are they mad at Trump?

1451
01:45:14,720 --> 01:45:17,040
Speaker 1: Happy with Trump? Are they are they switching to Biden?

1452
01:45:17,080 --> 01:45:19,799
Speaker 1: Are they mortified by Joe Biden? Are they saying anything

1453
01:45:19,920 --> 01:45:24,160
Speaker 1: politically right now? Now? They're not saying anything politically right now.

1454
01:45:24,240 --> 01:45:26,519
Speaker 1: And I will tell you this, this is I will,

1455
01:45:26,600 --> 01:45:30,160
Speaker 1: I will, I will stress this. I find people who

1456
01:45:30,320 --> 01:45:33,600
Speaker 1: do and do not like Trump still find that they

1457
01:45:33,680 --> 01:45:38,320
Speaker 1: get a lot more information out of the daily briefing,

1458
01:45:38,920 --> 01:45:41,800
Speaker 1: even if they don't particularly like a style, or even

1459
01:45:41,840 --> 01:45:45,519
Speaker 1: if they don't particularly care for him, because and here's

1460
01:45:45,600 --> 01:45:49,680
Speaker 1: why it has people. I will say this is going

1461
01:45:49,800 --> 01:45:53,160
Speaker 1: to be the new part of cable news. I think

1462
01:45:53,200 --> 01:45:57,480
Speaker 1: there's going to be a real problem with people wanting opinions.

1463
01:45:58,439 --> 01:46:01,639
Speaker 1: They don't They sort of don't don't want opinion anymore.

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Speaker 1: And even though the Trump Show has come out of

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Speaker 1: it also has a ton of information. Selena Zito, you

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Speaker 1: are the best. You drive safe out there. Enjoy a

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Speaker 1: glass of wine tonight, moonshine, I'm going to Maryland. Enjoy yourself.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna tell you the worst thing about

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Speaker 1: being pepper sprayed, and I'm gonna play you a little

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Speaker 1: media clip piggybacking on what she said. Hang on, before

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Speaker 1: I forget, you can write me. Jesse at Jesse Kellys Show,

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Speaker 1: I will read it. The whole show is available on iHeart,

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Speaker 1: It's on Google, It's on Spotify, It's on Apple. So

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Speaker 1: if you missed any of today's brilliance, didn't do a

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Speaker 1: whole lot of coronavirus stuff today, we're just kind of

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01:47:20,880 --> 01:47:23,280
Speaker 1: screwed off because I'm tired of coronavirus for a day.

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Speaker 1: Then you will enjoy it. So again, Jesse at Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show, I Heeart, Google, Spotify, Apple. Before I get

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Speaker 1: to this reporter thing. Let me just finish my little

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Speaker 1: story about being pepper sprayed. The worst thing is not

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Speaker 1: the burning of the face. The worst thing, if you

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Speaker 1: don't follow instructions and if you happen to make this mistake,

1483
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Speaker 1: is when you go take a shower after what happens

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01:47:55,520 --> 01:47:57,640
Speaker 1: when you take a shower, Chris, to the water that

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01:47:57,760 --> 01:48:01,840
Speaker 1: hits your face? Does it evaporate right when it hits

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01:48:01,880 --> 01:48:07,439
Speaker 1: your face? It doesn't, does it? It goes somewhere, doesn't it?

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Speaker 1: Where does that water go? Chris? Yes, you're picking up

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01:48:12,640 --> 01:48:15,200
Speaker 1: on this, aren't you. You see first, as you step

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01:48:15,320 --> 01:48:19,760
Speaker 1: underneath that shower with flaming hot pepper spray burning your

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01:48:19,840 --> 01:48:23,639
Speaker 1: skin off, the water hits that pepper spray and it's

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01:48:23,640 --> 01:48:26,920
Speaker 1: got an oily base to it, so it slowly starts

1492
01:48:26,960 --> 01:48:32,320
Speaker 1: to flow off of your face, and it flows down

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01:48:32,400 --> 01:48:41,400
Speaker 1: your neck, down your chest, down your stomach, and soon

1494
01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:44,640
Speaker 1: where does it end? Oh? You know where it ends, now,

1495
01:48:44,760 --> 01:48:52,280
Speaker 1: don't you. I heard men United States Marines. I heard

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Speaker 1: them sobbing like babies from the bathroom. That is a

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01:48:56,479 --> 01:48:59,519
Speaker 1: kind of pain you don't want to fathom. Now, I

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01:48:59,600 --> 01:49:01,880
Speaker 1: will tell you it's not that I used good judgment.

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Speaker 1: I have a long history of really bad judgment. However,

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Speaker 1: I do have ears, so I made I resolved right

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01:49:10,120 --> 01:49:13,080
Speaker 1: then and there. I don't care what they say. I'm

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01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:16,080
Speaker 1: not showering today. I'm gonna give it a day or two.

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01:49:16,600 --> 01:49:19,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be stinky, and I'm gonna let this stuff

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01:49:19,240 --> 01:49:22,040
Speaker 1: just get off of my skin on its own, because

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01:49:22,200 --> 01:49:27,360
Speaker 1: I am not risking that kind of burn. That's a

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01:49:27,400 --> 01:49:31,799
Speaker 1: whole different kind of burn right there. Now. The media,

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01:49:33,479 --> 01:49:39,360
Speaker 1: there's a CNN contributor out there. He's a media reporter

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01:49:39,479 --> 01:49:42,439
Speaker 1: with the Baltimore Sun, and he goes on CNN a lot.

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01:49:42,560 --> 01:49:48,160
Speaker 1: His name's David zero Wick. And he had this to say,

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01:49:48,439 --> 01:49:50,559
Speaker 1: and I was thinking about him and what he had

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01:49:50,600 --> 01:49:53,040
Speaker 1: to say while Selina was talking about how the public,

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Speaker 1: even people that don't like Trump, enjoy these updates, enjoy

1513
01:49:57,439 --> 01:50:01,679
Speaker 1: these daily press briefings. Listen to this reporter. Health workers

1514
01:50:01,720 --> 01:50:05,120
Speaker 1: are risking their lives daily, and to see him come

1515
01:50:05,160 --> 01:50:09,200
Speaker 1: out there and for ninety minutes in two hours, sometimes

1516
01:50:09,720 --> 01:50:13,000
Speaker 1: doing exactly what you said. He's spinning a narrative, and

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01:50:13,080 --> 01:50:15,439
Speaker 1: the narrative is I didn't do anything wrong. I was

1518
01:50:15,479 --> 01:50:18,400
Speaker 1: ahead of everybody. I was great. The federal government's doing

1519
01:50:18,520 --> 01:50:23,200
Speaker 1: great work, and it's an outrageous lie. But what's worse

1520
01:50:23,640 --> 01:50:27,240
Speaker 1: is every minute he spends doing that, he is not

1521
01:50:27,520 --> 01:50:31,479
Speaker 1: getting respirators to hospitals. He's not helping the States out

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01:50:31,840 --> 01:50:35,840
Speaker 1: with the kind of ppees they need. People are dying

1523
01:50:36,040 --> 01:50:40,519
Speaker 1: because of his foolishness. It's really foolishness at this point.

1524
01:50:40,560 --> 01:50:43,160
Speaker 1: You know, America, you know folks who love them. Fine,

1525
01:50:43,240 --> 01:50:45,719
Speaker 1: you voted for him, You stuck it to the elites

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Speaker 1: for three years, but now your loved ones can die.

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01:50:48,760 --> 01:50:52,280
Speaker 1: The game's over. This isn't Reality TV anymore. People are

1528
01:50:52,439 --> 01:50:59,240
Speaker 1: dying and this guy is acting a fool. You try

1529
01:50:59,320 --> 01:51:01,920
Speaker 1: to stick it the elites. You hear the bitterness in

1530
01:51:02,000 --> 01:51:06,600
Speaker 1: his voice, the Baltimore Reporter. You try to stick it

1531
01:51:06,680 --> 01:51:09,320
Speaker 1: to the elites, and now your loved ones can die.

1532
01:51:12,080 --> 01:51:15,639
Speaker 1: The issue the worldwide press, it's not even the American

1533
01:51:15,680 --> 01:51:21,759
Speaker 1: press is running into right now, is this. People always

1534
01:51:21,760 --> 01:51:24,920
Speaker 1: hate the media because it's detestable, because they're a bunch

1535
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Speaker 1: of out of touch losers with obvious agendas. And you

1536
01:51:28,160 --> 01:51:30,360
Speaker 1: can't get straight news. That's just that's not news. That's

1537
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Speaker 1: that's our life as people on the right, that's what.

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Speaker 1: That's fine, But we're seeing media approval ratings across the world,

1539
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Speaker 1: not just America tank right now. They already had the

1540
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Speaker 1: approval ratings of herpes. It's getting worse. Why because they

1541
01:51:51,320 --> 01:51:57,799
Speaker 1: cannot help themselves. They're so full of bitterness. They hate

1542
01:51:57,840 --> 01:52:00,600
Speaker 1: Trump so much and by extend and this is the

1543
01:52:00,720 --> 01:52:04,120
Speaker 1: issue they could have gotten away with hating Trump. They

1544
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Speaker 1: hate Trump's voters so much that they can't help themselves.

1545
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Speaker 1: You remember Selena Ziito, she just said, now, remember she

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Speaker 1: is the voice of Middle America. She's the voice of

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Speaker 1: the rust belt. I wasn't just saying that because she's

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Speaker 1: my buddy. She was the only one in the national

1549
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Speaker 1: media who stood up and screamed, Donald Trump is going

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Speaker 1: to win this election. And she said it over and

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Speaker 1: over again. Donald Trump's going to win. You guys know

1552
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Speaker 1: Donald Trump's gonna win, right. And I watched that woman

1553
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Speaker 1: get torn limb from limb for months by everyone talking

1554
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Speaker 1: about what an idiot she was, and she had no idea.

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Speaker 1: This woman has the pulse of it. The American people,

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Speaker 1: even Trump haters, love these press conferences. They love the

1557
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Speaker 1: information Donald Trump is giving. And what's the media doing

1558
01:52:56,160 --> 01:52:58,639
Speaker 1: with that access? They get to him every single day?

1559
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Speaker 1: They're making it about them. They're making it about politics,

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Speaker 1: they're making it about finger pointing. They're making well, what

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Speaker 1: did you do well? This person shouldn't have died. Oh,

1562
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Speaker 1: how are you going to do that? When he's rising

1563
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Speaker 1: above it and you're not, you're losing. Hang on one second.

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly show. You see when you sit in

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Speaker 1: that press room and you're asking questions of the President

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Speaker 1: of the United States as reporter, Yes, you can and

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Speaker 1: should ask tough questions of a Republican or Democrat. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Granted Obama didn't get room any of those,

1569
01:54:08,920 --> 01:54:14,200
Speaker 1: but ask your tough questions. However, as I teach my

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Speaker 1: kids all the time, read the temperature of the room.

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Speaker 1: Read the temperature of the room. If your mother is

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Speaker 1: having a rough day and you were bad all day,

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Speaker 1: do not sit down at the dinner table and try

1574
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Speaker 1: her dinner and say it has too much salt in it.

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Speaker 1: Shut your freaking mouth and eat the food. If you're

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Speaker 1: at a funeral, now's not the time to tell people

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Speaker 1: about your dinosaur collection. And if you're the media and

1578
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Speaker 1: the country's unemployed and people are dying, it is not

1579
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Speaker 1: the time to play your usual politics. It is the

1580
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Speaker 1: time to control your worst urges and simply try to

1581
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Speaker 1: get the American people information. We are in an era

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Speaker 1: right now where the media could finally get some credibility back,

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Speaker 1: and of course what are they doing with it? Lighting

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Speaker 1: it on fire and watching it burn. The whole show

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Speaker 1: will be available also on Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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Speaker 1: It'll be on iHeart, Google, Spotify, Apple. You can email

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Speaker 1: me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com, Jesse at

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