1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,279 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Remember that time at Thanksgiving 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:05,320 Speaker 1: your uncle got drunk and tried to fight the turkey. 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:09,879 Speaker 1: I think everybody does. It's The Jewel Show and it's 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:13,040 Speaker 1: time for our holiday tradition, Call up with your best 5 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 1: or worst holiday memory? Calls right now eight eight eight 6 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,280 Speaker 1: three six one eight eight eight three four three one 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 1: o six one. What is your best or your worst 8 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:26,240 Speaker 1: holiday memory? Matt was up. Yeah, so this is probably 9 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: about five years ago. I offered to make dinner for 10 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,920 Speaker 1: my family because my mom she was just not feeling 11 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,240 Speaker 1: well that particular year. So I had everybody over and 12 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,160 Speaker 1: she was just kind of too tired. So I said, 13 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 1: you know, Mom, I got this. You you take a 14 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 1: back seat and I'll set everything out and cook and everything, 15 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: and everybody came over. I had about fifteen people come 16 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 1: over for dinner. I can cook, but I burned almost everything. 17 00:00:56,560 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 1: The whole meal turned out really badly, and it was 18 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 1: it was just like a perfect storm that everything went wrong. 19 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 1: I single handedly ruined the entire dinner and we ended 20 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 1: up going to a restaurant instead. Listen, it's the thought 21 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: that counts. You know. You tried. Yeah, that's what I thought. 22 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 1: But yeah, it was. It was not great, not a 23 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:26,039 Speaker 1: great memory, but you know we made it work at 24 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 1: the end for your mom makes fun of that every year. Absolutely. 25 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,760 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll never hear the end of it. See. 26 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 1: I think that's the good thing. There really are no 27 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: bad holiday memories if you think about it, because even 28 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 1: the bad ones you get to joke about for years 29 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 1: to come. It depends how bad they are. I guess 30 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 1: call us eight to eight, three four, three, one oh 31 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:45,400 Speaker 1: six one. What is your best or worst holiday memory? Christian? 32 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm like scarred for life with this memory. 33 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 1: My mom probably doesn't even know about this story or 34 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 1: remember it, but I remember as a kid, I was 35 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 1: like out shopping with my mom for the holidays, and 36 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 1: she told me about a pair of shoes that she wanted, right, 37 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 1: And she's like, your dad's gonna bring you shop for me. 38 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 1: This is what I want. And she showed me the shoes. 39 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: It was like a pair of running shoes, all right. Right. 40 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: So a couple weeks later, my dad takes me shopping. 41 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: The shoes are not there. They are gone. I remembered 42 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 1: they were gone. So I picked out someone that I 43 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: thought she would like. Fast forward to Christmas morning, she's 44 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,359 Speaker 1: opening it. She sees the box from the shoe place, 45 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 1: so she's like, yes, and she opens it and it's 46 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 1: not the shoes that she wanted. And literally I watched 47 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: the smile on her face turned to her frown and 48 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: she goes, this isn't the ones. These aren't the ones, 49 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 1: and too little like eight year old me. And I 50 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 1: was like, and she's like, these aren't the ones I 51 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 1: wanted to We have to take these back. They're white. 52 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: The one thing I said is I don't want white. 53 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, that count, all right, 54 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: I bet you she doesn't even remember that, but it 55 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,640 Speaker 1: scarred me for sure. Does count. And the thought is 56 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: she didn't want white. She said, I had one request, 57 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 1: and that's it. Call us with your best or worst 58 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,799 Speaker 1: holiday memory eight eight eight three, four to three one 59 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: oh six one text in four one oh six one, Tasha. 60 00:02:56,120 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: I'd say my favorite holiday memory was when me and 61 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,359 Speaker 1: my three other siblings took a trip with my dad, 62 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: who was a single dad, up to like Tahoe, and 63 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,720 Speaker 1: it was just so special the fact that he was 64 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: able to take all four of us took a skin. 65 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 1: We were all under the age of big twelve and 66 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,080 Speaker 1: it just made it super special. We woke up with 67 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 1: a white Christmas and yeah, it's a memory I'll never forget. 68 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 1: When I was a little kid, for Christmas, my sister, 69 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: I was the youngest, and my sister figured out how 70 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: to unwrap the presents and to wrap them back without 71 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: getting noticed, and so she taught me how to do that. 72 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 1: And I found out that I was getting this doll, 73 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 1: and so I wrapped it back up. And then Christmas 74 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 1: came and I had to act really surprised like that 75 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 1: I did. Man, there was a doll in there. I 76 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, I got a doll. I can't 77 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,120 Speaker 1: believe this. Oh my goodness. And I was just like 78 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 1: really excited. And then and my parents that we knew. 79 00:03:56,280 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 1: And then also we would do scavenger hunts their gifts, 80 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 1: like they would put little clues and then their gifts 81 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 1: there we have to find where the gifts were. It 82 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: was really fun. Yeah, my mom used to terrifying I 83 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: would never do it because she was like, I will know, 84 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: I know how I rap, and if I see it rewrapped, 85 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: I will know, and I will take back all of 86 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,840 Speaker 1: your gifts. And I was like, oh wait, it's fine. Yeah, 87 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 1: I can't wrap at all, so it would be it 88 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: would be very obvious if I did. Also, that's my problem. 89 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 1: I cannot wrap to save my life. It's like tying 90 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,720 Speaker 1: a tie. No matter how many YouTube videos I watch 91 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,719 Speaker 1: on it, I still suck. It's so hard. So hey, 92 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,760 Speaker 1: it's been it. I have a story that's going to 93 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: be the best holiday story four Ever, So when I was, like, 94 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:39,440 Speaker 1: I guess eight or nine, my mom she cooks Thanksgiving 95 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: dinner the night before, right, and we have a refrigerator 96 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,719 Speaker 1: in the basement. It's like a storage refrigerator, and that's 97 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 1: where we store all the Thanksgiving food for the next day. 98 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: She asked me, She's like, hey, how well you and 99 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 1: your brother bring the ham downstairs? Now this ham is huge. 100 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 1: It's like maybe like twenty pounds. It's been in the 101 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 1: oven all day. And those trays, like the cooking trays, 102 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 1: they're so heavy and wobbly. Right, But you know, me, 103 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 1: eight year old Bennett is like, you know what, I 104 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:11,160 Speaker 1: got this. I'm strong, you know. So literally I get 105 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 1: to the top of the basement stairs and I'm struggling 106 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: and I dropped the hands down the stairs. I literally 107 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,800 Speaker 1: rolled down the stairs. It was like honey and juice 108 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:25,040 Speaker 1: is down all the steps and oh man, yeah, the 109 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: worst losing out on the hammer, having to clean that 110 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,720 Speaker 1: at all. Oh yeah, definitely, I mean it was It 111 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 1: was nice to watch it roll down the stairs. That's cool. Yeah, 112 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 1: that's the memory that never never goes away. But cleaning 113 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 1: it up was not fun at all. It's never fun 114 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 1: when you have to clean up your hand. Oh wait 115 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 1: a second, the Jewel Show on demand. Christmas always comes 116 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: the wonderful smells of the season. You can already smell 117 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,039 Speaker 1: the rage from someone in a parking lot who just 118 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 1: got their spots stolen. That's always a smell you get 119 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,159 Speaker 1: this time of year. And who can forget the most 120 00:05:56,200 --> 00:06:02,200 Speaker 1: nostalgic smell around the holidays that Chris Musky mall Santa smells. 121 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love that. Yeah. Sometimes at the time, 122 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 1: you're all just going out of the mall and I 123 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,840 Speaker 1: wait till the Santas are done with their shift, and 124 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: then I just smell their suits for a while so 125 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 1: I can get in the Christmas spirit. Well, a group 126 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,480 Speaker 1: called the Real Christmas tree Board just release the survey 127 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 1: of the top rated holiday smells. Okay, so we'll go 128 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: over those and we'll find out if a used Mall 129 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 1: Santa suit made the list of people's favorite Christmas smells. 130 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna vote no, but we'll see you don't think so. 131 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:34,719 Speaker 1: I think so. I mean man tequila and cigarettes and 132 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:38,160 Speaker 1: a little bit of boh. That's pretty much. We'll get 133 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 1: to what the number one Christmas smell of all time 134 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,840 Speaker 1: apparently is. But we'll count them down for you. Chest 135 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:48,599 Speaker 1: Nuts is apparently the number eight. Yeah, chestnuts is apparently 136 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 1: somebody's favorite. I can't even think go to chestnuts smells 137 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,720 Speaker 1: like me either. We're going over a survey of the 138 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,720 Speaker 1: top Christmas smells, what people really want to smell this Christmas? 139 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 1: And chestnuts is in the top ten. But I don't 140 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,719 Speaker 1: think most people know what a chestnut smells like. I 141 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 1: feel like they just like the song and then they 142 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,200 Speaker 1: put chestnuts even though they have no idea what a chestnut. 143 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, if you were walking and smelled chestnuts, 144 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 1: no one's gonna be like, yo, that's a chestnut in 145 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 1: the air. Yeah. Never. A fire burning in the fireplace 146 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,040 Speaker 1: is also in the top ten. That's the top favorite 147 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 1: Christmas smells according to the Real Christmas Tree Board. What 148 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 1: group is the Real Christmas tree Board anyway, Like, I 149 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 1: don't know what they do. How do you get a 150 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 1: position on that committee? And you can't be making a 151 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,200 Speaker 1: lot of money if you're on the street board. You 152 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,840 Speaker 1: work once a year and put together a list of 153 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:36,320 Speaker 1: smells that people like. Peppermint is a Peppermint's a good smell, 154 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,000 Speaker 1: like peppermint. I love peppermint. Also, Peppermint's good year round 155 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,960 Speaker 1: for like headaches and things like that, like peppermint. Essential oil, Yeah, 156 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,080 Speaker 1: I love peppermint. Peppermint is a good I have these 157 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,560 Speaker 1: essential oil and haler things that you're supposed to sniff 158 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 1: their like natural, but I'm like addicted to peppermint smell, 159 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,560 Speaker 1: even icy hot. I want to rub it on the 160 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,680 Speaker 1: inside of my nose and I don't because I don't 161 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 1: think that's good for you, but I want to. Us 162 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 1: was going over a list of the top Christmas mels 163 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,440 Speaker 1: according to the Real Christmas tree Board, who released their 164 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 1: annual survey that I didn't even know existed, or the 165 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,040 Speaker 1: Real Christmas tree Board, But of the top smells of 166 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:12,800 Speaker 1: the season, gingerbread oh is another of the top There's 167 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 1: nothing better than a good gingerbread cookie. Oh. I'm not angree. 168 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,720 Speaker 1: The problem is Yeah, that's the problem though. If you 169 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 1: walk into someone's house and as smells like gingerbread, and 170 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,720 Speaker 1: if they just have some gingerbread sent out, it's kind 171 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 1: of annoying because you're like, well, I thought I was 172 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:28,200 Speaker 1: gonna get some cookies. Where the cookies? That period going 173 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,480 Speaker 1: over a list of the top Christmas smells according to 174 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 1: the Real Christmas tree Board, and we'll get the number 175 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:36,440 Speaker 1: one in a second. Hot chocolate is another that makes sense. 176 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,560 Speaker 1: I'm not a big hot chocolate personal. It's just too sweet. Also, 177 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,680 Speaker 1: I feel like hot chocolate's not Holidays. That's just like 178 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,479 Speaker 1: cold in jazz. You know what I'm saying, Like peppermint, 179 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:49,120 Speaker 1: absolutely holidays, chocolate Valentine's Day. How about cinnamon? Yeah, yes, 180 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,480 Speaker 1: is that a Christmas smell? I agree? I love putting 181 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,920 Speaker 1: cinnamon sticks like on like in a pot of water, 182 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,480 Speaker 1: on stove boil. This is good. If I'm around cinnamon sticks, 183 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,840 Speaker 1: I probably will stick one of my nose sticking things 184 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,440 Speaker 1: that smell good up my note, cinnamon stick and vapor. 185 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,760 Speaker 1: We're going over a list of the top Christmas smells 186 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:11,720 Speaker 1: according to the Real Christmas tree Board. Cookies is number two, 187 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:15,199 Speaker 1: just cookies. But I love there's different cookie smells, right, 188 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,840 Speaker 1: They're not all the same. I guess they just hit 189 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,880 Speaker 1: different around the holiday time, though. What's the best cookie smell? 190 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:24,800 Speaker 1: Like a sugar cookie, it just smells so sweet buttery 191 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,600 Speaker 1: in the holiday ones with like little snowmen on top, 192 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:30,120 Speaker 1: and the Christmas trees. We just like the smell of food. 193 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,120 Speaker 1: That's really what it is. You can tell we're starving 194 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,400 Speaker 1: time we get to this point of the show. The 195 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,960 Speaker 1: number one smell for Christmas should not be a shocker 196 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,040 Speaker 1: and shouldn't be a surprise at all. I actually don't 197 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,559 Speaker 1: really like this. Well, no, I guess I do that. 198 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:46,360 Speaker 1: I don't know anyway, it's Christmas trees. Oh. Fifty six 199 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,719 Speaker 1: percent of people surveys said that Christmas trees is their 200 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,200 Speaker 1: favorite holiday smell. I mean, it's a nice sense, but 201 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaker 1: they can also like if you have nothing but a 202 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,440 Speaker 1: Christmas tree, it's overwhelming. If you have a fake tree, 203 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,520 Speaker 1: then what you know? You can buy these things on 204 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:04,280 Speaker 1: Amazon that can me your trees smell like it. Yeah, yeah, 205 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,600 Speaker 1: like air fresheners. Yeah, oh my god. So it smells 206 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 1: like every real tree. Doesn't look like every real tree. 207 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,120 Speaker 1: It's like a Christmas tree that went to a Beverly 208 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:16,360 Speaker 1: Hills plastic. What's the worst Christmas smell? The smell of 209 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,720 Speaker 1: whenever you're having a holiday gathering at the last minute, 210 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,160 Speaker 1: you have to run to the grocery store and you 211 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,920 Speaker 1: walk in and you just smell all those people in 212 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 1: there at once. It's just like, you know what, and 213 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,400 Speaker 1: this is what I get for wait until the last minute. 214 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,079 Speaker 1: How many people are like the smell of my parents' 215 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,480 Speaker 1: house going over there? Just the smell when I walk 216 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 1: at the tollhur It isn't it weird how every relative 217 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,600 Speaker 1: like their house smells different and you can distinguish which 218 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,960 Speaker 1: houses which. Yeah, I just saw this text at four 219 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,199 Speaker 1: one six one. It said a weird Christmas about I'd 220 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,480 Speaker 1: never thought about wet clothes, So I guess like if 221 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,120 Speaker 1: if you ever like played in the snow and like 222 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 1: it ends up getting through, like you know, those layers 223 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,720 Speaker 1: of clothing you have and then you start getting all 224 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,680 Speaker 1: wet and stuff and then you try to take it 225 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,640 Speaker 1: off and it's like sticking to your skin. They like 226 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 1: the smell of the wet clothes. I don't think they 227 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,040 Speaker 1: like it. I think they were just tasting about how 228 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,200 Speaker 1: it reminds them of the holiday. I was gonna say 229 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,920 Speaker 1: that is probably one of the creepiest things I've ever 230 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:03,080 Speaker 1: smell of. What clothes? What can't you wait to smell 231 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:07,480 Speaker 1: this Christmas? Those answers are going to be interesting. The 232 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,800 Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand. Who in your family is most 233 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,320 Speaker 1: likely to get drunk and start flirting with the Christmas tree? 234 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,800 Speaker 1: It's the Jebel Show, and ask the question because this 235 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:20,160 Speaker 1: is the time of year when everybody gathers around with 236 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,920 Speaker 1: their friends and their family, and in every group there's 237 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:28,240 Speaker 1: always somebody that you can guarantee will do something, whatever 238 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:30,720 Speaker 1: it is. Who's most likely to do what in our 239 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,719 Speaker 1: dysfunctional family? Well, since you listen to the show, you're 240 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,600 Speaker 1: basically part of our dysfunctional family. So let's gather around 241 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:38,080 Speaker 1: the fake Christmas dinner table right now and find out 242 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:41,480 Speaker 1: who's most likely to do what. Christian has a list 243 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,040 Speaker 1: of who's most likely to questions yes, and we'll find 244 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:47,000 Speaker 1: out how each one of us operates or doesn't operate 245 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:51,120 Speaker 1: very well. Right now? All right, y'all, First question, who 246 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,839 Speaker 1: in this room of our dysfunctional family is most likely 247 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,040 Speaker 1: to sneak a peek at their gifts under the tree 248 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:59,560 Speaker 1: before Christmas Day. Bennett. I would say Bennett too, I 249 00:11:59,559 --> 00:12:05,640 Speaker 1: think really I would say Jubil too, would I wouldn't 250 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:09,960 Speaker 1: want to spoil this surprise. Yeah, like a surprise and 251 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,960 Speaker 1: he's he would be mad at it's like me, you 252 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,800 Speaker 1: know what, I think you're right. It probably would be me. 253 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:18,280 Speaker 1: But Bennete, I think you're right about yourself, which is good. 254 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:20,760 Speaker 1: I mean, Christian, I think you're right about it being 255 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:24,120 Speaker 1: not Bennett as well. I thought about Ben But then Benett, 256 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,560 Speaker 1: the way that you are, you really love the vibe 257 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:28,640 Speaker 1: of things, and you, you know, like, I think you 258 00:12:28,679 --> 00:12:31,079 Speaker 1: would be really disappointed in yourself that you ruin the 259 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,760 Speaker 1: surprise for yourself exactly. And I wouldn't want to like 260 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,360 Speaker 1: spoil anybody else's surprise that they worked hard on as well. 261 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,360 Speaker 1: I feel like Bennett values the creative process for anyone, 262 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,680 Speaker 1: and the creative process for the gift giver would be 263 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,800 Speaker 1: if you was staking. Now. I could see Bennett when 264 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,120 Speaker 1: nobody's around in front of the gifts, dancing around with 265 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,880 Speaker 1: glee because he can't wait till open him, because he 266 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:53,000 Speaker 1: gets excited about that. Because you you get excited about excitement. Yeah, 267 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 1: which is a nice thing. Absolute and I'm always dancing 268 00:12:55,640 --> 00:13:00,319 Speaker 1: for sure, especially when no one's around. We're playing who's 269 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:03,160 Speaker 1: most likely to who is most likely to have Christmas 270 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:07,440 Speaker 1: decorations up all year round? I would say that would 271 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,360 Speaker 1: be me. Yeah. I was also gonna say you, but 272 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:13,679 Speaker 1: I was gonna wait, yeah, only because I wouldn't want 273 00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:15,559 Speaker 1: to take them down. I feel like he puts the 274 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,720 Speaker 1: lights up and it's probably like such a feat for 275 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:19,880 Speaker 1: him that he's like, damn it, they're staying up all year. 276 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,959 Speaker 1: There are still hooks up, and there's things up on 277 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,680 Speaker 1: the house that have been there for two years now 278 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,600 Speaker 1: because I won't take them down because I just don't 279 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,040 Speaker 1: want to get up on the ladder. I'm not good 280 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:32,520 Speaker 1: to do eat yourself stuff. I like trying for about 281 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,560 Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, but then I have a really hard time 282 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,079 Speaker 1: walking away from something. So if I start doing the 283 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,160 Speaker 1: lights and I get fifteen minutes in and I'm like, 284 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,280 Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. I'm just not gonna do this anymore. 285 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,880 Speaker 1: I'm not having fun anymore. Something in me makes me 286 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:48,120 Speaker 1: have to finish, so it could be after Christmas by 287 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:52,080 Speaker 1: the time I'm done, and it's really poorly done, and 288 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,640 Speaker 1: it's been frustrating for everybody involved, and I'm too lazy 289 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,199 Speaker 1: to go take them down again, so they will stay 290 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:00,120 Speaker 1: up all year around. Yeah next year too. Yeah, it's 291 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,600 Speaker 1: gonna be twice the headache. Yeah, you know, like it 292 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:04,000 Speaker 1: was so hard to put them up, it's gonna be 293 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,760 Speaker 1: so hard to put them down. Let's just keep them there. 294 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,160 Speaker 1: I have a grandma who literally kept him up every year. 295 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,200 Speaker 1: Like she never took them down, never put them back up, 296 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:16,200 Speaker 1: she said. It's always Jesus. We're playing who's most likely 297 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:19,440 Speaker 1: to Holiday Edition? Christians has another who's most likely to 298 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,240 Speaker 1: questions who is most likely to wear an ugly Christmas 299 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,160 Speaker 1: sweater and not think that it's ugly? I think what 300 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:32,680 Speaker 1: you all say it on the count of three, Okay, one, two, three, Victoria, 301 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,560 Speaker 1: when you're yelling dumb, you just do dumb things like 302 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 1: wearing ugly sweaters. Yeah. I feel like, you know, when 303 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,880 Speaker 1: you're like out of like fresh out of college, you're 304 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,080 Speaker 1: just excited about everything, which include your first holiday season 305 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,360 Speaker 1: as a professional, you know. And so she's gonna come 306 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,440 Speaker 1: in and like Santa hats and jingle and her bils 307 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 1: like married Christmas, and we're like, you know, it's just 308 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,720 Speaker 1: another day. Boot just like the holiday party thing we 309 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,560 Speaker 1: were talking about the other day, the word holiday party. 310 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,680 Speaker 1: All of us are like her holiday parties returns like 311 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,280 Speaker 1: I think it's cool, Like yeah, I know you do, 312 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,960 Speaker 1: because you just started working. I'm getting get thirty minutes earlier, 313 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 1: Christian Yes. And another who's most likely to question? Who 314 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,400 Speaker 1: is most likely to gift an empty box to someone? 315 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,600 Speaker 1: I say Julie because he's gonna buy the box and 316 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,600 Speaker 1: intend to put a gift in there, and he's gonna forget, 317 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,120 Speaker 1: like what the gift he is gonna buy exactly? Dan 318 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,680 Speaker 1: might say Jubil because he's just misschievous, you know, he 319 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,880 Speaker 1: just wants to play a prank on somebody. Two reasons. 320 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,440 Speaker 1: I could do it because I agree with you it 321 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,960 Speaker 1: probably would be me one to be funny about something 322 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,160 Speaker 1: right and do it on purpose, or the other because 323 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,240 Speaker 1: my add gets so bad sometimes that literally I will 324 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,920 Speaker 1: start putting something in the box and then get distracted 325 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,760 Speaker 1: thing in about a grapefruit, and then a fly will 326 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 1: go buy and then something shiny will be outside, and 327 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 1: before I know it, I've wrapped a box with nothing 328 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:47,040 Speaker 1: in it. And then yeah, and I didn't even show 329 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,320 Speaker 1: up on time for Christmas, So I got there the 330 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,160 Speaker 1: Christmas after when I wasn't even invited anymore, and they're like, 331 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,760 Speaker 1: we haven't talked in a year. Because I'm like, oh, 332 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,320 Speaker 1: but here's a present, and then they open it and 333 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,600 Speaker 1: there's nothing in there, and then I have to play 334 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 1: it off. Ago, I did that on purpose. I got yeah, 335 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:05,440 Speaker 1: now you have no friend? Yeah, exactly who we're playing 336 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:10,840 Speaker 1: who's most likely to Christmas edition? Who is most likely 337 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,840 Speaker 1: to start something at a family function? To start something 338 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:18,320 Speaker 1: like drama fight? Christian yes, Christian, Yeah, Christian as well. 339 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 1: Thank you. I wear that with pride. You're absolutely right. 340 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,480 Speaker 1: I got into a knockdown drag out last what was 341 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,920 Speaker 1: it all? Last Christmas? I wore a mask into a 342 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,080 Speaker 1: restaurant to meet my family and my uncle was like, 343 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 1: it's made some smart comment and I lost it. Forgive 344 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:39,720 Speaker 1: me for protecting that everyone in this county. Next thing, 345 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,760 Speaker 1: I knew it was spilling over into the parking lot. 346 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,080 Speaker 1: I was screaming, and then I was driving home, telling 347 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,640 Speaker 1: no one of my family would ever speak to me again. 348 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,160 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I want to come to your house 349 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:52,760 Speaker 1: for the holidays. No, you don't trust the Jewel show 350 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:56,960 Speaker 1: on demand. The holidays are dangerous. It's the Jewels Show. 351 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,440 Speaker 1: And no I'm not talking about the leather pants suit 352 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 1: I got last cheer for Christmas. I always thought I 353 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,760 Speaker 1: would look dangerous and that. It turns out it was 354 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,800 Speaker 1: just sweaty Okay, I was just hot. Didn't look dangerous 355 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,720 Speaker 1: at all, just bloated and hot. Next time, yeah, maybe 356 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,720 Speaker 1: next time. Anyway, I bring it up because the list 357 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,920 Speaker 1: is going viral of the most common holiday related injuries. 358 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,720 Speaker 1: You'll never believe what number one is, but apparently thirty 359 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:22,720 Speaker 1: percent of Americans say they've been injured during holiday related activities. 360 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,800 Speaker 1: Oh really, I mean, I know the turkey thing with Thanksgiving, 361 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,439 Speaker 1: A lot of people try to deep fry that and 362 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:31,080 Speaker 1: then burn their entire house down. But other holiday related 363 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:34,280 Speaker 1: injuries surprise me. Six percent of people have apparently been 364 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,679 Speaker 1: burned by a candle during the holidays. Oh okay, that 365 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,080 Speaker 1: makes sense. Yeah. You go to those candlelight services too, 366 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,679 Speaker 1: if you're religious, and they stand there for hours and 367 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,840 Speaker 1: sing these songs with these candles in their hand. Right, 368 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,040 Speaker 1: they do have little guards so the wax doesn't get 369 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,240 Speaker 1: on you. But at some point it's like, dude, we've 370 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,560 Speaker 1: been First of all, I want to go home. Got 371 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,520 Speaker 1: here at midnight. It was now three in the morning. 372 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,879 Speaker 1: Why are you talking for so long? But we've been 373 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,480 Speaker 1: singing these songs for three hours. Now. This candle's not 374 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:02,520 Speaker 1: gonna last forever. We're going over a list that's going 375 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:07,520 Speaker 1: viral of the most common holiday related injuries. Oh my gosh. 376 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,800 Speaker 1: So like, whenever I think of the holidays, I grew 377 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,879 Speaker 1: up in Rhode Island, so I think of snow, and 378 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,640 Speaker 1: you know, every every holiday, me and the cousins would 379 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 1: go outside and we would play in the snow. But 380 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,400 Speaker 1: one time we got these sockem boppers. Do you guys 381 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,280 Speaker 1: remember the big sockem bockers that you would like blow up? 382 00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the big it's like a big fist, right, Yeah. 383 00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:28,679 Speaker 1: They were kind of like balloons, but they were just 384 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,080 Speaker 1: big hands you can blow up and then you could 385 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,439 Speaker 1: punch people in the face and it didn't hurt them 386 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,720 Speaker 1: as much. But I say as much because they still 387 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,760 Speaker 1: kind of hurt something. They still kind of hurt. So 388 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:40,280 Speaker 1: like just imagine, like all the nephews and all the cousins, 389 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 1: we all had our own socking boppers and we went 390 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,760 Speaker 1: outside and we had a huge fight, and you know, 391 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,160 Speaker 1: we thought we were wrestlers at the time, and people 392 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,600 Speaker 1: are doing flips off of snow banks, and I decided 393 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,679 Speaker 1: that I was gonna take my sock'em boppers and do 394 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,800 Speaker 1: a kick flip off of a like a pole that 395 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:58,919 Speaker 1: was on our good idea. Bad idea because like, I 396 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,879 Speaker 1: didn't land in the know. I landed directly on the 397 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,840 Speaker 1: thing that I jumped off of, but on my back. 398 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,679 Speaker 1: So now I have like this huge scar going down 399 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,560 Speaker 1: back from trying to do this back flip with my 400 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:17,359 Speaker 1: soot for Christmas that. Yeah, we're going over a list 401 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:21,560 Speaker 1: that's going viral of the most common holiday related injuries. Apparently, 402 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,480 Speaker 1: thirty percent of Americans say they've been injured during holiday 403 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,720 Speaker 1: related activities. Four percent of people have fallen from a 404 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,600 Speaker 1: ladder while they were hanging lights. Yeah, well yeah, I 405 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:35,320 Speaker 1: mean I have gotten injured from hanging lights Christmas lights before, 406 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,560 Speaker 1: but not from actually doing the lights. It's every single 407 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,520 Speaker 1: time I've done them, the reaction that I've gotten from 408 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:46,320 Speaker 1: my family, pride gets hurt. I'm like, you know how 409 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,280 Speaker 1: long that took me? That took hours, And there's like, yeah, 410 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,159 Speaker 1: we hire a company because I wanted to look like 411 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:56,320 Speaker 1: nice and stuff. Whatever happened to the holiday experit. We're 412 00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:58,400 Speaker 1: going over a list that's going viral of the most 413 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,600 Speaker 1: common holiday related injury. Three percent of people have been 414 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:05,080 Speaker 1: injured by a new toy. A new toy, A new toy. 415 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,280 Speaker 1: I'm guessing they're talking about kids, but they might be 416 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:14,320 Speaker 1: talking about adults too, like, oh, okay, got you paid's Victoria. 417 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:16,439 Speaker 1: I haven't been injured by like a new toy. But 418 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,600 Speaker 1: this last Thanksgiving, I was carrying something out of the 419 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,359 Speaker 1: cows so we can get to the car, and I 420 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,320 Speaker 1: ended up like cleaning my finger into the door and 421 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:26,320 Speaker 1: it really hurts figuring out the car door. And that's 422 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:31,800 Speaker 1: your holiday injury. Amazing story time. I was just reminded 423 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,760 Speaker 1: one time though it had just snowed and it was 424 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,280 Speaker 1: around Christmas time, and my cousin and I we were 425 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,040 Speaker 1: like eight nine years old, and he had like a 426 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 1: big like pasture in his backyard and we would slid 427 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,840 Speaker 1: down and like the down the hill, right okay. And 428 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,000 Speaker 1: one time I was back there and I was like, oh, 429 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,040 Speaker 1: you should go down this side of the hill, and 430 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:49,719 Speaker 1: he went down that side of the hill and I 431 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,399 Speaker 1: did not know that I was sending him into a 432 00:20:51,440 --> 00:21:00,800 Speaker 1: briar patch and they're like thorny and said he just 433 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,600 Speaker 1: slid right into it and came out with cuts all 434 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,040 Speaker 1: over him and my aunt. His mom was like, did 435 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,720 Speaker 1: you tell him to do that? And I was like, yes, 436 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,120 Speaker 1: but no, like I don't know how it was going 437 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:14,199 Speaker 1: to end. Sorry, Derek, if you're listening, I was like, no, 438 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,600 Speaker 1: I actually told him not to. I was like the 439 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,720 Speaker 1: whole time. I was like, dude, don't do that. That's yeah, maniac, 440 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,920 Speaker 1: it's a brighter person. He's like, I don't care. I'm 441 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,760 Speaker 1: gonna do it anyway. My parents are stupid. He called 442 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,159 Speaker 1: you stupid. He should be grounded on top of his injuries. 443 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 1: I should get his presence too. I thought that was 444 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,680 Speaker 1: a real a whole move. Yep. Text in four one 445 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,760 Speaker 1: O six one have you been injured during the holidays? 446 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,440 Speaker 1: The number one answer on this list that's going viral 447 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:39,200 Speaker 1: of the most common holiday related injuries is thirteen percent 448 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:43,960 Speaker 1: of people have been hurt rapping presents. Wow. I'm guessing 449 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:47,040 Speaker 1: maybe cutting themselves with scissors, but I'm probably half right 450 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,720 Speaker 1: about that. There's probably a lot of other injuries to 451 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,239 Speaker 1: Wrapping presents is hard. I've never been able to wrap presents. 452 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,359 Speaker 1: I no matter how many YouTube tutorials I watch. It's 453 00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,879 Speaker 1: absolutely impossible. I think they should. Yeah, they should have 454 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:01,240 Speaker 1: college degrees. And that stuffs my guess. I love wrapping gifts, 455 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,720 Speaker 1: like my mom would give me everyone's gifts except mine, 456 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,679 Speaker 1: so I could wrap everybody else's. And so you're good 457 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,000 Speaker 1: at rapping, Bennet, I was gonna say, that's understandable to 458 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,119 Speaker 1: me that the number one most common holiday injury is 459 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,800 Speaker 1: people getting injured rapping presents because it's it is like 460 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,040 Speaker 1: I can never do it. So I thought they maybe 461 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,440 Speaker 1: get hurt because they pass out and hit their head 462 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:23,200 Speaker 1: on the floor. It feels like for me, you show 463 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,240 Speaker 1: on demand. When you think of age old questions, there's 464 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,680 Speaker 1: always the top ones. What's the meaning of life? If 465 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,760 Speaker 1: you smelt it? Did you actually dealt it? And it's 466 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,320 Speaker 1: the holiday season, so here's another one. What do you 467 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:39,639 Speaker 1: buy for someone who has everything? Oh? Easily answered, the 468 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,680 Speaker 1: chance to buy you something very expensive because they have everything. Love, 469 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,600 Speaker 1: or just get them a subscription to the internet. Wait, 470 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,680 Speaker 1: it's a subscription. It's free, so basically you get them 471 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,840 Speaker 1: a big heaping helping of nothing if they have everything. 472 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,399 Speaker 1: Speaking of the internet, though, I'm asking the question because 473 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,919 Speaker 1: I went to Reddit and a list got my attention. 474 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,320 Speaker 1: That's going viral. What is the most underrated gift for 475 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,879 Speaker 1: the holidays? You can call us eight to eight three 476 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,760 Speaker 1: four three one oh six one text in four one 477 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,679 Speaker 1: oh six one. What do you think the most underrated gift? 478 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 1: Is a lot of practical gifts are actually awesome to 479 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,119 Speaker 1: get for the holidays. I completely agree. Definitely, we'll go 480 00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:14,520 Speaker 1: over the listen just a second of a benut. What 481 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,160 Speaker 1: do you think is the most underrated gift to get 482 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,800 Speaker 1: for the holidays? I think just like people's time and 483 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,640 Speaker 1: like their presence, you know, like Kanye says, my presence 484 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,880 Speaker 1: is a present because like they're in the holidays, everyone's 485 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,000 Speaker 1: always so caught up on gifts and what they want 486 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,880 Speaker 1: and what they're gonna give and all of that. I'm 487 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,240 Speaker 1: just gonna show up. I'm here like that, and you 488 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,840 Speaker 1: gotta appreciate people. I think I'm gonna use that too. 489 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:39,359 Speaker 1: I'm also that's a beautiful message, and Benet friends and 490 00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:45,440 Speaker 1: family expect. That's a beautiful message and also a beautiful 491 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,040 Speaker 1: cop out on buying gifts, and that's what I want 492 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,719 Speaker 1: to do this year. I'm gonna just wrap because I'm 493 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,359 Speaker 1: always laid on buying gifts anyway, because I procrastinate, and 494 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,920 Speaker 1: I'll just wrap everybody something and in it it will 495 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:57,120 Speaker 1: be like, you get ten minutes with me today. Yeah, 496 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,200 Speaker 1: you're starting my five minutes. Yeah exactly, starting now. Enjoy. 497 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,119 Speaker 1: You can look at me and you can poke me, 498 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: you can ask me questions, whatever, But you got ten 499 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,280 Speaker 1: minutes and then I'm moving on to the next person. 500 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,080 Speaker 1: I gave a present too, and then maybe see you 501 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,919 Speaker 1: next year. Yeah, we're going over a list. It's going 502 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,760 Speaker 1: viral of the most underrated Christmas gifts. You can get 503 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,960 Speaker 1: on the list. Extra phone chargers and wire organizers. Yes, 504 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,120 Speaker 1: if that is an amazing gift. If anybody gave me 505 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,960 Speaker 1: some brand new iPhone chargers, oh man, I'd be so 506 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,800 Speaker 1: happy because I lose those things all the time. The 507 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,119 Speaker 1: key to life is having enough chargers that you just 508 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,920 Speaker 1: leave them at the places you go to regularly. Yeah. 509 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,520 Speaker 1: I leave chargers here at work. I have chargers at 510 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,119 Speaker 1: my computer desk. I have chargers in my car, and 511 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,320 Speaker 1: I have chargers that I travel with. I used to 512 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,000 Speaker 1: have it like that too, and I still try to 513 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,760 Speaker 1: do that. I tried to plug in chargers around the 514 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,040 Speaker 1: house where I just know the chargers will be because 515 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,000 Speaker 1: I always need a charger at some point. But I 516 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,439 Speaker 1: became a stepdad five years ago, and kids have no 517 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,560 Speaker 1: respect for the charger being. They just grab any chargers 518 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,879 Speaker 1: they want. Oh yeah, wherever it's going through Jackson's you know, 519 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,880 Speaker 1: he's ten years old. There's drawers and there's like fifty 520 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 1: chargers in there, and I'm like, bro, are you taking 521 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,920 Speaker 1: all my chargers? No, I don't know where those came from. 522 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,960 Speaker 1: How do you have more chargers than the than the 523 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,440 Speaker 1: Apple store there? That's funny you say that because I'm 524 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,600 Speaker 1: literally thirty years old and was home for the holidays 525 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,640 Speaker 1: and had to use my parents chargers the entire time 526 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,240 Speaker 1: I was because while I have them everywhere at home, 527 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,199 Speaker 1: but when I left and forgot to mack one for 528 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,119 Speaker 1: when I'm sleeping, I had to use their as a 529 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,159 Speaker 1: whole time. Wellus, that's a really good gift, because I 530 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,440 Speaker 1: feel like the Apple charger. It's like for the iPhones, 531 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,920 Speaker 1: they break, so they're made too break, and yet they're 532 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,399 Speaker 1: the most expensive ones. My life has become shuffling around 533 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,399 Speaker 1: the house. I'm like old man already. My life has 534 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,080 Speaker 1: become shuffling around the house, going like I can't find anything. 535 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,800 Speaker 1: Where are the chargers? They at? Loss up eighty eight 536 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,560 Speaker 1: three three one six one, tex stand four one oh 537 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,520 Speaker 1: six one. We're going over a list it's going viral 538 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,159 Speaker 1: of the most underrated gifts that you can get for Christmas. 539 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,440 Speaker 1: I would be so excited if somebody gave me phone chargers. Yeah, 540 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,479 Speaker 1: step my steps on kis stealing? Yeah, absolutely. Nice sheets 541 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,600 Speaker 1: or towels is another one. Honestly, I don't know why 542 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,760 Speaker 1: that would even be on the list, because towels last 543 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,880 Speaker 1: forever if they're really really good, and I mean sheets, 544 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,720 Speaker 1: you sleep on those every night. This is a gift 545 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,560 Speaker 1: that you're going to be reminded of every time you 546 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,960 Speaker 1: lay that pretty head down. And I hate buying sheets. 547 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,639 Speaker 1: They're so expensive, they're so expired, they so expensive. I 548 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,119 Speaker 1: don't know. I do cheap out on sheets. I'm not 549 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,640 Speaker 1: gonna lie. Yeah, I mean it's hard not to because 550 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:17,000 Speaker 1: the good sheets are seven hundred dollars for a crinkly one. 551 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,199 Speaker 1: What's the fitted sheet? Yeah, even if you go to 552 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,879 Speaker 1: bed Bathroom Beyond or whatever, Yes, right, you had literally 553 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:26,440 Speaker 1: Amazon and Walmart are the only places to get yeah, exactly. 554 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,560 Speaker 1: And the sheets you get are like sandpaper, but they 555 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,840 Speaker 1: were at least only one hundred dollars. Yeah. Going over 556 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,600 Speaker 1: a list of the most underrated gifts that you can 557 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,040 Speaker 1: get for Christmas, I would be very happy if I 558 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,600 Speaker 1: got sheets, Victoria. I don't know. I mean, I kind 559 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,920 Speaker 1: of just like gift cards in cash, but it's cash underrated. 560 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,400 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think it's underrated, but I feel 561 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,240 Speaker 1: like people feel bad giving that and not giving like 562 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,040 Speaker 1: an actual gift. Yeah. My mom used to always say 563 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,960 Speaker 1: she felt like it wasn't creative and thoughtful to give money, 564 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I can be creative. I 565 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,600 Speaker 1: don't need you to create on my behalf. I can 566 00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:00,320 Speaker 1: create something great out of this money. When I was 567 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,000 Speaker 1: a kid and my mom would get us like movie 568 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,879 Speaker 1: theater gift cards, and I'd be so mad because I'm like, 569 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,360 Speaker 1: I don't want to go to the movies. I could 570 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,199 Speaker 1: want some movie right here at home. And now I'm like, 571 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,040 Speaker 1: I'll take any gift card YE send me, I think please. 572 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,200 Speaker 1: Some people also said on this list that's going viral 573 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,920 Speaker 1: of the most underrated gifts you can get for the holidays, 574 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,040 Speaker 1: somebody said that their grandma would give them random toilet trees, 575 00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:24,080 Speaker 1: like deodorant, toothpaste, que que tipsy you always need que 576 00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:27,959 Speaker 1: tips always. Someone said, toilet paper. That's a great gift, right, 577 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,119 Speaker 1: You're always needing toilet paper. Yes, you're gonna remember that 578 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,280 Speaker 1: person every single time you use it, you know. And 579 00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,280 Speaker 1: that's what I want people to think. I'm gonna want 580 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,600 Speaker 1: to I want to get custom toilet paper to give out, 581 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,920 Speaker 1: you know, with my face on it. Yeah, that would 582 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,720 Speaker 1: be when you want me to thank you. This is 583 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,679 Speaker 1: exactly when I want you to think about big call 584 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,879 Speaker 1: us right now eight at eight three four three six 585 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,600 Speaker 1: one text in four one oh six one. Remember a 586 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,960 Speaker 1: follow show on social media at the Jewel Show, follow 587 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,080 Speaker 1: us all individually. I'm at Jewel Freshen. You never know 588 00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,120 Speaker 1: I might be giving away some free toilet papers. You'd 589 00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:01,000 Speaker 1: think of me when you should. I'm at Friend, I'm 590 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,399 Speaker 1: at Benny Knows. I'm a Christian Gray, the Jewels Show 591 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,600 Speaker 1: on demand. This one time I was at a work 592 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:11,159 Speaker 1: Christmas party for a big company and the CEO was 593 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,520 Speaker 1: giving a speech about how great the company was doing, 594 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,720 Speaker 1: right after they had done a round of layoffs, and 595 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,720 Speaker 1: one of my co workers had his wife with him 596 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,920 Speaker 1: and she got drunk and started heckling the CEO. Wait, 597 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,400 Speaker 1: I would have loved him. Yeah, it was a big 598 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,400 Speaker 1: banquet room, there were a lot of people. I don't 599 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,440 Speaker 1: know if he really hurt her, but I do know 600 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,439 Speaker 1: that his assistant was sitting one table away and I 601 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,200 Speaker 1: watched the whole thing as she wrote down a note 602 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,120 Speaker 1: on the pad of paper in front of her. The 603 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,880 Speaker 1: next week, that guy was also laid off. It's the 604 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:45,320 Speaker 1: Jewels Show and call us right now eight at eight 605 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,120 Speaker 1: three four three one o six one. What's a lie 606 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,800 Speaker 1: that you've told to get out of going to a 607 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,280 Speaker 1: holiday event? That is one moment where I'm sure that 608 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,600 Speaker 1: dude had wished that he had said he was sick 609 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,680 Speaker 1: or some something. Yeah, yeah, call us eight at eight 610 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,040 Speaker 1: three four three one o six one. Jason, what is 611 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,440 Speaker 1: a lie that you've told to get out of a 612 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,840 Speaker 1: work holiday party? Okay, So this happened a long time ago. 613 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,920 Speaker 1: I had best started dating this girl, like we were 614 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,200 Speaker 1: We've only been on like four date and uh, I 615 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,800 Speaker 1: was working for this bank and it's so boring, and 616 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,720 Speaker 1: they wanted me to, you know, plan this big holiday party, 617 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,320 Speaker 1: and I had to do all these things. I did 618 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,000 Speaker 1: not want to do it. My boss she kept calling 619 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,840 Speaker 1: me and calling me. Finally, we're having dinner at a 620 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,320 Speaker 1: restaurant and they call again and I go, I'm sorry, 621 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,720 Speaker 1: it's my boss again with this Christmas thing. I go hi, 622 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,440 Speaker 1: and as soon as I said hi, the girl I 623 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,240 Speaker 1: was dating starts going, you know what is that another 624 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:40,640 Speaker 1: one of your stanks? Oh? The phone? How dare you? 625 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,560 Speaker 1: And she grabs the phone from me. Who is it? 626 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,800 Speaker 1: And she goes, I'm blah blah blah, I'm his boss. Um, 627 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,000 Speaker 1: I don't believe you. Are you another one of these 628 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,560 Speaker 1: girls that he could do? Are you? You know what 629 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 1: we are? Through, throws the phone down and I grab 630 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,080 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I have to go. No, no, no, don't 631 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,680 Speaker 1: worry about it. Don't worry about it. So I'm freaking 632 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,400 Speaker 1: out and listen, she goes, do you think that worked? 633 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,080 Speaker 1: I said, what do you mean? No? I just did 634 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,600 Speaker 1: that for you to try and see would and I said, 635 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,120 Speaker 1: oh my god. So I called my boss back and 636 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,320 Speaker 1: I said, I'm sorry, I'm dealing with this breakup now. 637 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,640 Speaker 1: I don't know that I can do this party this weekend. 638 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,200 Speaker 1: Oh I'm so sorry. Yeah, yeah, no worries, no worries. 639 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,680 Speaker 1: I'm sorry for calling you I got out of that 640 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,360 Speaker 1: whole thing because this girl I just started dating, grabbed 641 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,880 Speaker 1: the phone and created this elaborate lie, and to this 642 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,120 Speaker 1: day we are still married. Yes, she's a keeper. I 643 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,520 Speaker 1: think that's a great idea for people listening right now. 644 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,320 Speaker 1: Just have a friend start screaming stuff in the background. Yeah. 645 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,880 Speaker 1: But also, while she's a keeper and it's a great thing, 646 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,840 Speaker 1: it could also bite you in the butt in the 647 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 1: long run, because you know she has the ideas, and 648 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:49,360 Speaker 1: you know sleep she might be using it against you someday. Right, 649 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,240 Speaker 1: do you know what, I'm willing to take that chance? There? 650 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,480 Speaker 1: You got She's crazy enough, but in the great way, right, 651 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,320 Speaker 1: anything but the holiday party? Right? Exactly? Yeah, I can 652 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,200 Speaker 1: see what wife material call us eight to eight three 653 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,680 Speaker 1: four three, one to six one. What does a lie 654 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,360 Speaker 1: that you've told to get out of going to a 655 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,320 Speaker 1: work holiday party? Christian? Honestly, I'm really bad when it 656 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,760 Speaker 1: comes to lying, just because I feel like I'm always 657 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,600 Speaker 1: a very emotional person, so people constantly know how I feel. 658 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,680 Speaker 1: So when it comes to being fake about how I feel, 659 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,760 Speaker 1: I'm not good at it. So I don't lie. I'll 660 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,480 Speaker 1: just tell you straight up. I don't want to come 661 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:24,360 Speaker 1: and it wasn't a work one but Christmas with my family. 662 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,480 Speaker 1: Like a year or two ago, right during the twenty 663 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,280 Speaker 1: twenty election, I had a really big pro Trump uncle 664 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,280 Speaker 1: who like would comment on every Facebook status I had, 665 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,120 Speaker 1: whether it was political or not, and make it about Trump. 666 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,280 Speaker 1: And I was like, I absolutely refuse to have my 667 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,000 Speaker 1: Christmas ruin. I just told my mom, was like, I 668 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,880 Speaker 1: love you, but I'm choosing peace. I'm not doing this, Like, 669 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,719 Speaker 1: and you can tell them I'm not coming, yes, protect 670 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,240 Speaker 1: your peace. Straight up. I don't care what side of 671 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,000 Speaker 1: the political thing you're on. It is annoying if you're 672 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,040 Speaker 1: trying to have a holiday dinner and some people are 673 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,520 Speaker 1: arguing politics. I don't care who is. Like, it's just 674 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,840 Speaker 1: take a break for a minute, or the love of God, 675 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,000 Speaker 1: there so many other things to Yeah, it don't make 676 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:04,240 Speaker 1: me have to sit here and prove you wrong. Call 677 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,400 Speaker 1: us eight three four three one six one text in 678 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,240 Speaker 1: four one oh six one. What is a lie you've 679 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,240 Speaker 1: told to get out of going to a holiday party? Jessica. Okay, 680 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,120 Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but every year my work 681 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:18,280 Speaker 1: says this retreat and they want the whole team to go, 682 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,880 Speaker 1: and it's like a big holiday party and the you know, 683 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,880 Speaker 1: look back over the year I went. It's team building, 684 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,160 Speaker 1: I know. But the last couple of years I have 685 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:35,600 Speaker 1: been calling him sick every time. Every time, Okay, I know, yeah, 686 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,360 Speaker 1: I just didn't want to go. So I was like, oh, 687 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,480 Speaker 1: I'm sick, I can't what if I get everyone's six. 688 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,080 Speaker 1: So this year, when I thought I was sick and 689 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,160 Speaker 1: I couldn't go, my boss actually called me on the 690 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:49,000 Speaker 1: phone and was like, are you really sick or do 691 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,200 Speaker 1: you just not want to go? Yeah, it's kind of 692 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,120 Speaker 1: weird that you get sick the same time every year, 693 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 1: little coincidental. I can't do that. It's a little coincidental, 694 00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:01,520 Speaker 1: little coincidel. And I panicked and so I said, oh, 695 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,880 Speaker 1: actually I said I would sick, but really I broke 696 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:08,520 Speaker 1: my arm and then I had to go to like 697 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,479 Speaker 1: a medical supply, like a pharmacy and get a sling. 698 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,040 Speaker 1: And I've just been wearing my arm in a sling 699 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:18,080 Speaker 1: since then. Oh my god, everybody that's feeling you've had 700 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:22,920 Speaker 1: to fake that you broke your arm. That's commitment to 701 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,120 Speaker 1: get out of going to most work functions, even work. 702 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,040 Speaker 1: I would definitely fake a broken lamp. I love that honestly, 703 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,720 Speaker 1: just go ahead and buy a wheelchair, keep it there 704 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,320 Speaker 1: and give me, dude, I'll cut an arm off if 705 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,720 Speaker 1: I don't have to go Sometimes try me actually do 706 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:42,360 Speaker 1: it method acting. Okay, comment the Jewel Show on demand. 707 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,560 Speaker 1: Employers are gonna hate what I'm about to say. Oh, 708 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,080 Speaker 1: it's the Jewel Show. And then again, I've been me 709 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,239 Speaker 1: since I was me, and employers have never really been 710 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:55,000 Speaker 1: a big fan of mine, so don't care about that. Employees, though, 711 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,360 Speaker 1: are going to be excited that I'm about to share 712 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,360 Speaker 1: a list from one of the world's top time management 713 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,120 Speaker 1: experts about how you can take the most vacation days 714 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,479 Speaker 1: in twenty twenty three. And you know how it is. 715 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,760 Speaker 1: Your company gives you vacation days, and then when you 716 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,040 Speaker 1: try to take said vacation days, they guilt trip you 717 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,800 Speaker 1: like they were an eight year old that you forgot 718 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,440 Speaker 1: their birthday. Yep, right. They make you feel like the 719 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,239 Speaker 1: entire company is going to collapse because you decided to 720 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,200 Speaker 1: use one of your vacation days to take a Thursday 721 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,320 Speaker 1: off so you could go get your mole hair trimmed 722 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,719 Speaker 1: by one of Hollywood's most elite mole hair stylists. Yeah, 723 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,400 Speaker 1: forget my balls, right, waited months for that appointment. Anyway, 724 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,480 Speaker 1: Companies don't understand that you're also a person and have 725 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,839 Speaker 1: a life a lot of times, and so they give 726 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,040 Speaker 1: you a hard time when you try to take a 727 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,319 Speaker 1: vacation day, or they make it impossible to take a 728 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,520 Speaker 1: vacation day. Well, thanks to this list that's going viral, 729 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,319 Speaker 1: I'm about to tell you how you can maximize all 730 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,719 Speaker 1: of your vacation days in twenty twenty three. Oh yes, please, 731 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,480 Speaker 1: Let's start with January. In January, take the Thursday and 732 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,840 Speaker 1: Friday before Martin Luther King Day off. Okay, if you 733 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,520 Speaker 1: get that following Monday off too, that's five days in 734 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,360 Speaker 1: a row. That's a whole week vacation. That is a 735 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,879 Speaker 1: week's vacation in January. And you only took a comm 736 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,880 Speaker 1: days two days of your vacation. So there you go. 737 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,960 Speaker 1: You got five days off in January already, and you 738 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,719 Speaker 1: only took two vacation days. I've told you, employers are 739 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,600 Speaker 1: gonna hate this. So you're already working only three weeks 740 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,759 Speaker 1: out of the first month of the year. That's the 741 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,600 Speaker 1: kind of I'm trying to start my year off like that. 742 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,759 Speaker 1: We're going over a list that's gone viral from one 743 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,600 Speaker 1: of the world's most elite time management experts on how 744 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,960 Speaker 1: you can maximize your vacation days in twenty twenty three, 745 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,200 Speaker 1: and it's already off to a great start. I'm already 746 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,520 Speaker 1: putting in my vacation days for those two days. I 747 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,160 Speaker 1: hope you didn't ask for the last day you mention, 748 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,440 Speaker 1: because I just submitted my request for those days in April. 749 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:37,399 Speaker 1: Take off the full week before Easter. April, the full 750 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,840 Speaker 1: week before Easter. Because if your company is closed on 751 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:45,320 Speaker 1: Good Friday and Easter Monday, it only requires four vacation 752 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:49,120 Speaker 1: days and both weekends. So that's a ten day break 753 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:53,000 Speaker 1: if you do that. Oh good god. Yeah. See, and 754 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,560 Speaker 1: this is what happens when you plan ahead. I don't 755 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,200 Speaker 1: plan ahead for anything, right. I didn't even plan ahead 756 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,759 Speaker 1: for coming into work today. I woke up and I 757 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,960 Speaker 1: was like, oh, crap, I gotta go to work again. Right, 758 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,160 Speaker 1: I should know it's coming, but I don't. If I 759 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,040 Speaker 1: would look ahead to the year ahead and go, oh, 760 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,960 Speaker 1: I'll do my vacation days here, you can get the 761 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,759 Speaker 1: most out of it. Yeah. It's funny you say that 762 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,879 Speaker 1: because we all got an email the other day about 763 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,000 Speaker 1: events that we all have to participate in for the 764 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,880 Speaker 1: show next year up until like March or April. And 765 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,399 Speaker 1: they said, if you can't make it one of these days, 766 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,000 Speaker 1: you need to let us know now. And I was like, 767 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,600 Speaker 1: I don't even know what I'm doing five minutes from now, zactly. 768 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,080 Speaker 1: I've never planned a vacation more than like three weeks 769 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,160 Speaker 1: in advance. Seriously, I don't know. I'm not supposed to know, 770 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,359 Speaker 1: and we're not even in this into this list yet 771 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,319 Speaker 1: we might be on vacation those days exactly. Yeah, we're 772 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,520 Speaker 1: going over a list of the ways you can maximize 773 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:42,239 Speaker 1: your vacation in twenty twenty three. In July, take off 774 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,480 Speaker 1: Monday July third, Okay, with the weekend. That's a four 775 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,839 Speaker 1: day week where the fourth of July falls and you're 776 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,279 Speaker 1: only taking one day exactly and taking one day off. 777 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:54,720 Speaker 1: So remember, take Monday, July third off. In November, take 778 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,839 Speaker 1: the full week after Veteran's Day off and the three 779 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,359 Speaker 1: days before thanks that's in November. It's eight vacation days, 780 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,759 Speaker 1: but it gives you up to seventeen days off in 781 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,279 Speaker 1: a row. Okay, can you repeat those days for me? Yes? 782 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,920 Speaker 1: I can ask off. Yes, Christian I'm looking at Calada. 783 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:13,879 Speaker 1: Could you imagine taking seventeen days off? Victoria just did 784 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,880 Speaker 1: when she didn't know what she was doing when she 785 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,279 Speaker 1: got back. Like every time I get back after like 786 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,680 Speaker 1: a day or two, I'm like, how do I do anything? How? 787 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,600 Speaker 1: I know? Like I don't know what to do? Right, 788 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,920 Speaker 1: I forget my job. So I can't imagine seventeen days. 789 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:30,080 Speaker 1: I'll probably get fired on that Friday. That's in November. Again, 790 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,520 Speaker 1: that's the full week after Veterans Day, and then three 791 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:37,080 Speaker 1: days before Thanksgiving. That's seventeen days off in a row 792 00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:40,560 Speaker 1: in November. Man, I really wish that I knew more 793 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,719 Speaker 1: about managing time because whoever put this list together there, No, 794 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,160 Speaker 1: it's perfect because I'm looking at it. So the Veterans Day, 795 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,080 Speaker 1: I believe it is on the eleventh, which is a Saturday. 796 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,359 Speaker 1: So if you take that full week off after that, 797 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,799 Speaker 1: that means you have Saturday Sunday, my day, Tuesday went 798 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,200 Speaker 1: to Thursday, Friday Saturday Sunday. And then if you take 799 00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,480 Speaker 1: the three days off before that, it's the three days 800 00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,880 Speaker 1: before Thanksgiving, so then you have that Thursday and running off. Man, again, 801 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,399 Speaker 1: you're starting the year off barely working the entire month 802 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,680 Speaker 1: of January and finishing up barely show in your face 803 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:11,200 Speaker 1: all of November. In December, take off the four work 804 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,480 Speaker 1: days between Christmas and New Year's This coming in twenty 805 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,000 Speaker 1: twenty three, and you'll have ten vacation days in a row. 806 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,640 Speaker 1: My mom does that every year. Isn't that what you're doing? Yes, 807 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,440 Speaker 1: I do that every year as well. Jubil said, see 808 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,520 Speaker 1: you in twenty twenty three, maybe because he also just 809 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,120 Speaker 1: learned the trick for January exactly. Yeah, I don't even 810 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,520 Speaker 1: know if I have vacation days. I always just assume 811 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,560 Speaker 1: that I have the last two weeks of the year off. 812 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,560 Speaker 1: I don't know why. Jubil's like, wait, we're working. Wait 813 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,440 Speaker 1: what thanks? As you to come in. But Christmas is 814 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,080 Speaker 1: almost here, it's two weeks away. Who work? Santa would 815 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,880 Speaker 1: hate that? I remember. You can follow the show on 816 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,200 Speaker 1: social media at the Jewel Show follow us individually. I'm 817 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,680 Speaker 1: at Jewel Fresh, I'm at Bennett News, I'm at Christian 818 00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,240 Speaker 1: Grace Snow and that viewer Mary Year here The Jewel 819 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,320 Speaker 1: Show on demand