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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glizer podcastser Hello here, I am welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. I'm in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: Uh still, I am joined by three of my favorite

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Speaker 1: people of all time. Brian Franngie is here. Hey, Brian, Hello, We're.

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Speaker 2: Gonna we should clap for everybody, just like they do

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Speaker 2: on the Pat McAfee show. Oh yeah, that's why I'm

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Speaker 2: wearing all this cold ski.

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Speaker 3: That's so fun of you.

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Speaker 2: The Pat McAfee.

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Speaker 1: It was so fun. We'll talk about it because it

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Speaker 1: came out of nowhere, and it only came out because

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Speaker 1: I reached out to you guys. And then Chris convis here,

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Speaker 1: welcome back. Yeah, Chris conby everyone, and really that's a good.

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Speaker 2: Fun fun and then christ applause.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it does feel good. And then Andrew Colin. Everyone

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Speaker 1: back to the show. Andrew Colin, welcome.

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Speaker 3: Back, good to be back. Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So I reached out to you guys because I

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Speaker 1: was like, I forget who said it to me, But oh,

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Speaker 1: I was at a podcast yesterday. We're here to help.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it was them. I forget who I apologized whoever

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Speaker 1: told me like you need to like go hard in

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Speaker 1: the sports world. What do all the sports shows? I

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Speaker 1: think it was Joe Jack Johnson, not Jack Johnson. What's

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Speaker 1: his name over there, Jake Johnson. So sorry, Jake. I

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Speaker 1: love you so much. I've never loved anyone more than

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Speaker 1: Jake Johnson. I've been talking about him all like, I

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Speaker 1: can't get over how great he is. But he was like,

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Speaker 1: you need to spin this into something bigger, like you

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Speaker 1: got to capitalize on this, get the word out on

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Speaker 1: all the sports shows. So I texted all of you

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Speaker 1: being like, what are the shows I should do? And

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Speaker 1: Pat McAfee show is the one? Number one you guys

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Speaker 1: each all of you said number one.

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Speaker 4: I knew those guys would love you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it was.

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Speaker 1: It was so much fun and I just did it

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Speaker 1: and they had me on. You always know it's a

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Speaker 1: good segment when they have you planned before they go.

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Speaker 1: It'll be a fifteen minute segment and then you're looking

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Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, it's.

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Speaker 2: Been thirty five thirty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was awesome.

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Speaker 2: I was sitting outside this building just like, uh, just

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Speaker 2: watching it on YouTube.

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Speaker 3: Nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really fun and and then you buzzed

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Speaker 1: in and that's the end of the story that I

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Speaker 1: have nothing more to say that you got in the building.

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Speaker 2: Walk up the stairs two flights.

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Speaker 1: Okay, nice, you.

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Speaker 3: Killed it, man, Yeah, you killed it on that.

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Speaker 1: But you guys all helped me. I mean, I was

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Speaker 1: Brian texted me a slew of things that I should

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Speaker 1: talk about because you were a fan of the show.

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Speaker 2: And I mean, I love Pat McAfee, I love the cults.

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Speaker 2: I love Pat McAfee. I'm so proud that Pat McAfee

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Speaker 2: is like the number one sports analysts in the world

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Speaker 2: and he was a cult.

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Speaker 1: Oh he's so I mean, I just had that conversation

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Speaker 2: You were amazing on it. It was perfect. You set

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Speaker 2: the perfect tone. You told a bunch of jokes. They

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Speaker 2: general manager. You you followed a general manager who also

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Speaker 2: and the general of the same.

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Speaker 3: Team, the Bucks. Well, I gotta go down Florida.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's my team too. I got to pick a

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Speaker 1: texting me a ton of jokes. We were like, maybe

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Speaker 1: gonna roast Pat a little bit. Yeah, you had some

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Speaker 1: I feel like I love Pat so much, I know,

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Speaker 2: He did not seem like he wanted to be roasting no,

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Speaker 1: People, I'm the same way, don't fucking ever. Anya still

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Speaker 1: she was roasting you, I guess Andrew, and she goes

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Speaker 1: And Andrew said something that like she can't I'm not

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Speaker 3: Yes, I wrote it before.

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Speaker 4: Every time Andrew sees somebody, he's like, well, if I

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Speaker 3: Because I was like the small little Jewish kid on

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Speaker 3: like I had to like be creative, right, right, you can.

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Speaker 2: Make fun of you for being Jewish, but then for

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Speaker 2: all the Protestants and stuff, you have to come up

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Speaker 3: Exactly, do Bryant?

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Speaker 1: My favorite, my favorite joke about being as a Jewish

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Speaker 1: pennies at her and call her, you know, jew and

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's horrible to be roasted. I don't think anyone.

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Speaker 1: I would never I don't want it outside of that

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Speaker 1: like hey, I've been thinking can you sit down, like

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Speaker 1: can we talk? I don't want because it's that to

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Speaker 1: I literally can't handle it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't mind looks like makes it looks.

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Speaker 1: Really like because why because you can change it?

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Speaker 3: No, I I'm the most self deprecating. I mean, I

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Speaker 3: when it starts to get like, there's who you are,

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Speaker 3: or my mom didn't love me, you'll never be as

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Speaker 3: good as your brother. Yes, you're right.

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Speaker 1: I think looks for me are so much worse. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: I guess, but I can get hit in other ways

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Speaker 1: as well. But it's yeah, it's it's not it's not fun,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you move on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like the one about you being old, Like it's fun.

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Speaker 1: It's a good joke though, Yeah, it was so funny.

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Speaker 1: I saw it in the prompter to like right before

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Speaker 1: he said, you know, he said he's talking about Bill

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Speaker 1: Belichick dating a young girl and he's like, you, coach,

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Speaker 1: you need to date someone more your age, Like nicky.

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Speaker 1: Like the way he delivered it was great too. And

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Speaker 1: I saw like NICKI coming up and I go, here

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Speaker 1: it comes. And you even saw his rehearsal set, and

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Speaker 1: you you were what a what a team player you

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Speaker 1: are because you had some insider information. You did not

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Speaker 1: deflate the balls for me because you knew that Gronk

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Speaker 1: I love playing fair. I hate cheating. I will. That's

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Speaker 1: why it kind of surprised me reading about Tom and

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Speaker 1: even having Tom and me it that he cheated kind

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Speaker 3: Deniability totally because he's that was so funny.

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Speaker 1: He could just say you because his joke was like

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Speaker 1: if I had deflated these balls or knew about it?

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Speaker 1: Was you spent twenty million dollars, pay me to million dollars,

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Speaker 4: If you ain't cheating, you ain't try.

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Speaker 3: You've heard that, right. Bob Dylan had some line like that,

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Speaker 3: No he really did Bob Dylan out of line, like.

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Speaker 2: Fuck the Jets, I think, yeah, yeah, give me said.

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Speaker 3: Tom Brady killed Anon Hernandez. I think that's what Bob

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Speaker 1: Well, I just found out I'm doing John Mulaney's UH

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Speaker 1: the Pat McAfee show to promote my special Someday You'll

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Speaker 1: John Mulaney's show, I was not in. John knows of

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Speaker 1: me were friendly and he's not. There's nothing, no reason

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Speaker 1: I would not ever be on that show if it

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Speaker 1: episodes and I'm gonna be And they just wrote me

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Speaker 1: this morning being like John wants to have you on.

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Speaker 3: We're not gonna harp on this day.

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Speaker 4: Because I'm sure you don't want to you don't want

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Speaker 4: to get go too far into this. But Nicky is

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Speaker 4: continued to be the toast of the town.

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Speaker 3: Through this whole week.

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Speaker 4: Like I'm sure you guys, because everybody knows you guys

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Speaker 4: are very close to Nicki as well. I'm sure people

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Speaker 4: are texting you about how great Nicky was.

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Speaker 2: I getting one single text I texted Brian, She's overrated.

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Speaker 4: I'm still getting things like pouring in being like I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, the best he's were in on this early

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Speaker 3: You shouldn't after Epstein, don't we all think that island

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Speaker 1: We'll be back into this. We're what are the last night?

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Speaker 1: What did we do? We went to dinner with Rachel.

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Speaker 1: so nice. But yeah, I mean I've uh one time,

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Speaker 1: I've I've talked about a million times. But my favorite

440
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:28,720
Speaker 1: movie is the Social Network trailer. Yeah, it's the it's

441
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,040
Speaker 1: it's the greatest.

442
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:32,760
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, it was.

443
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,080
Speaker 1: It's not that it's I'm a creep.

444
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.

445
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:41,760
Speaker 4: Then and it's like boys choir, Yes, and it's scorse trailer.

446
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:46,679
Speaker 4: Oh so good, And David Fincher was like, Hey, who

447
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,560
Speaker 4: can direct the trailer to my movie?

448
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,480
Speaker 1: It's Oh my god. It's like a music and it's

449
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:55,639
Speaker 1: weird that music videos aren't really getting like their short

450
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,000
Speaker 1: form like why why are they dead?

451
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,520
Speaker 2: Because there's nowhere to put them.

452
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:03,080
Speaker 1: It's just on on videos YouTube, but there's tons of

453
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,880
Speaker 1: places music video.

454
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,840
Speaker 2: There's nowhere to put video content anymore.

455
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,760
Speaker 1: There's where there's nowhere not to put video content. It

456
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:12,520
Speaker 1: can be anything.

457
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,120
Speaker 3: I feel like music is TikTok is just trailers for songs.

458
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:16,640
Speaker 3: Oh really?

459
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:16,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

460
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're getting like tell me like what's going on there?

461
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,920
Speaker 1: And like what do you spend your like what's your algorithm?

462
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,639
Speaker 3: I have golf, I have random people getting knocked out.

463
00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:30,919
Speaker 4: On crime faces.

464
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,520
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.

465
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,560
Speaker 1: Is there a genre of girls with amazing asses going up.

466
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:40,320
Speaker 3: To drive, like going up to drive? Yeah there are.

467
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're always like these fit girls that like you

468
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,240
Speaker 1: just look at.

469
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,600
Speaker 2: Their still camera from behind while they're swinging and it's

470
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,399
Speaker 2: really look at my swing, but it's really look at

471
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:50,679
Speaker 2: my ass.

472
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,520
Speaker 1: Yes, it couldn't be more clear to look at their

473
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,440
Speaker 1: like it's just so I'm almost swing.

474
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,080
Speaker 2: Isn't that good?

475
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,359
Speaker 3: Well they don't even have a club in there?

476
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,119
Speaker 1: What and so what out? Like what what are you?

477
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,800
Speaker 3: There's some musicians that you wantn't know that I know

478
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:10,440
Speaker 3: are gonna blow up. Jake Jill and maybe oh yeah,

479
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:11,840
Speaker 3: Benson Boone.

480
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:16,200
Speaker 2: This Benson Boone, so you know Benson Benson Boons. When

481
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:20,120
Speaker 2: the song goes viral and it becomes trending on TikTok,

482
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,920
Speaker 2: then that song becomes a number one song on Spotify.

483
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:25,920
Speaker 1: But people only will know, Like these artists are saying

484
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,520
Speaker 1: that they'll go and they'll play the show, and everyone

485
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,160
Speaker 1: shows up and they just sing the one fifteen second

486
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,600
Speaker 1: part of the song that's from the TikTok.

487
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that could happen.

488
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,040
Speaker 3: The song, Yeah, they just repeat it seven times.

489
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,760
Speaker 2: Sometimes a good thing is sometimes it digs into the

490
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,639
Speaker 2: past and resurrects a song that we all loved, Like

491
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Speaker 2: it happened to Billy Joel with a couple of his songs.

492
00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:46,520
Speaker 2: And there was that song that just that just got

493
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Speaker 2: played that was actually played at the Tom Brady Roast

494
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:51,600
Speaker 2: after party. It would never have been played if it

495
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,959
Speaker 2: did not trend on TikTok. It's I forgot the guy's name,

496
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,240
Speaker 2: but it's a you want to know where I've been,

497
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Speaker 2: I've been trying to I can't sing.

498
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Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, okay, so yeah that no, oh I

499
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Speaker 1: don't think.

500
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's a white guy that everyone used

501
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,520
Speaker 2: to think was black because his voice sounded so much

502
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:06,359
Speaker 2: like a soul singer.

503
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know.

504
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,159
Speaker 1: I have a song that is out now on Spotify

505
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Speaker 1: and iTunes or whatever songs. It's coming out tonight, I

506
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 1: think as we're shooting this, but like it's out now

507
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,600
Speaker 1: when people are listening to this. It's called Someday You'll Die.

508
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 1: It's on Spotify. Besties know about it. They've heard about

509
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,399
Speaker 1: it since the inception of it. They've been awaiting it.

510
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,879
Speaker 1: There's no bestie listening right now to the podcast who

511
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,840
Speaker 1: hasn't heard the song already, even you know, I play

512
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,920
Speaker 1: it during my lives, so they're well aware. So tell

513
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 1: your friends, put it on your playlist, share it with people.

514
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,359
Speaker 1: Tim this morning, Tim Convey, your brother who wrote the

515
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,919
Speaker 1: song with me and helped produce or it did produce.

516
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,159
Speaker 1: He sent me a lyric video that was made, but

517
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,440
Speaker 1: it's using all It's really cool that they did it,

518
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,320
Speaker 1: but it's using all like stock footage for every line.

519
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,720
Speaker 1: So it's like I get a text from my best

520
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,480
Speaker 1: friend and it's like a girl in bed getting a

521
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 1: text and then it's like but I can't get out

522
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 1: of bed, and she like can't get out of bed

523
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: and it's like it's all stocks like see and say yes,

524
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,360
Speaker 1: and it just it feels like I was like, can

525
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,879
Speaker 1: we just say this was made by chat GBT, Like

526
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to say that I paid anyone to

527
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 1: do this because it's not good. It's not like there's

528
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 1: nothing artistic about but I appreciate that it was made.

529
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 1: But then there's also like he goes, what ideas do

530
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 1: you have for a lyric video? Can we still just

531
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Speaker 1: use the lyrics and maybe just put up a picture?

532
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 1: But the like the fonts or even like live Laugh

533
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,399
Speaker 1: Love a little bit, like they try to do funny

534
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,680
Speaker 1: things with the fonts, and I'm like it was a

535
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 1: nice effort and I appreciate it, but I don't and

536
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 1: I don't know the answer to what a lyric video

537
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,119
Speaker 1: should be. But my idea I think I'm gonna shoot

538
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 1: today is just me writing it wow, and then we

539
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 1: just because I like watching people write with like a

540
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Speaker 1: cool marker.

541
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Speaker 3: Like this is just satisfied you like walking through a fielding.

542
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.

543
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 1: I would do a still shot of me walking down

544
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,400
Speaker 1: sunset singing the whole entire thing without without stopping. That's

545
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 1: a good idea, just something like that.

546
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Speaker 2: I mean, that's how the to go to Hollywood Forever

547
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 2: Cemetery and walk through.

548
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: That because some day you'll die.

549
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 4: Yeh okay, they were on something.

550
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: Okay.

551
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 4: Forrest Lawn. I went to Forest Lawn Cemetery. Ye, it

552
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 4: was like the most depressing thing I've ever Why listen

553
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 4: to this? This is so bad, so I can't. I

554
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 4: shouldn't even tell this, it's too bad. I down to

555
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,439
Speaker 4: like whatever, So okay, I'll tell you. It was right

556
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,119
Speaker 4: before Easter, and I kind of like cemetery. So I

557
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 4: was walking through and like I think, like anyway, walking through,

558
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,719
Speaker 4: and I'm just like looking at at different like gravestones,

559
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 4: and they were decorated for Easter. So anything that was

560
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 4: decorated for Easter. I was like, Oh, these people, there's

561
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 4: something current about this, and I would be kind of curious,

562
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:43,399
Speaker 4: so I'd go along and I saw a gravestone of

563
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 4: a kid that was has been dead for forty years

564
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,640
Speaker 4: and it was decorated with all of So somebody who's

565
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 4: been coming for forty years and decorating the gravestone and

566
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 4: the kid was only alive for six days.

567
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:54,880
Speaker 3: WHOA?

568
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 4: So that person was going there at least every Easter

569
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Speaker 4: and putting like children decorations.

570
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 3: It was like yeah, it was like touching.

571
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:07,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, like absolutely, God's also the day that Jesus came

572
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: back to life, right, yeah, but you maybe it'll work.

573
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, you had to like do a double take reading that.

574
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 3: It just probably it just s had like May eleven

575
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 3: through May seventeen.

576
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like August like nineteen eighty two to

577
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 4: like August sixth, nineteen eighty. Yeah, it's like August eleventh,

578
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 4: nineteen eighty two.

579
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: And you're like, oh my god, well I've been doing

580
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,680
Speaker 1: this joke on stage.

581
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, more in six days than you did in six minutes.

582
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 3: You know, it was close. It's closed. I don't know.

583
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 3: I wonder when for longer. Yeah, I wonder what I did. Yeah,

584
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 3: well done, kid, well done, kiddy flowers.

585
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 1: But uh no, I di I do this joke about

586
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: how people think their kid's gonna like we like, no

587
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 1: one really needs your kids, stop having them, and we

588
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 1: we get it. You think your kid's gonna cure cancer,

589
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 1: but it's more likely your kids will get cancer. And

590
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 1: I and I go and and that always doesn't do

591
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 1: well because people picture kids with cancer and that's sad.

592
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,879
Speaker 1: But it is actually more like that your kid, as

593
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: a kid, will get cancer. It's just statistics. Then cure cancer.

594
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 1: It's one hundred percent, it's infinitely, infinitely more likely. That's

595
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 1: just true, but it is offensive and it makes people sad.

596
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: So now I go, it's more likely that you're your

597
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: kid's not got to cure cancer. It's probably gonna get

598
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 1: cancer at some point in its lifetime when it is

599
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 1: an old person. And then I go, because that's more

600
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: palatable than saying it they're getting cancer as a kid,

601
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: isn't it. And then that now gets a laugh because

602
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 1: I'm calling out like for some reason, both are true

603
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 1: and both are sad, but like it's just so much

604
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 1: like I find them very special. Uh No, that joke

605
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: isn't in Special, but the version I'm telling now will

606
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: probably be in the next special because now it's working

607
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:39,159
Speaker 1: because I'm addressing the thing that is uncomfortable about it

608
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: and now making a joke out of that.

609
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Speaker 4: It's crazy because you're special. You had like an hour

610
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 4: and forty five minutes a material going in and so

611
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 4: much of it got cut.

612
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 1: Yeah it was it was too too much to take.

613
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, too much things.

614
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 1: But the next special I'm approaching at Rose style six

615
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Speaker 1: minutes at a time.

616
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Speaker 3: Oh oh wow, on it all trailers. I love that trailers.

617
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:12,439
Speaker 1: Love it being gay or Settleman and sorry, oh that's

618
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,239
Speaker 1: a guy I went to high school. I have got

619
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 1: a lot of Edelmans in my wife, and you're they're

620
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: all gay, very common name, I think. Actually Alex Edelman

621
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: is bisexual.

622
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:24,360
Speaker 3: So he came out for his special yes special back.

623
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 4: Yeah.

624
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

625
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 4: Netflix wouldn't give him on unless he was interesting.

626
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 3: Do you think if you get kid cancer, though, and

627
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 3: you die, you get you're more like people will show

628
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 3: up for forty years? Would you rather have that? Or

629
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 3: die of cancer and an old age and and people show.

630
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 2: Up for me.

631
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: I don't care because I'm dead, so I'd like to

632
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: live longer.

633
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, living longer is better.

634
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be really sad if you just had to

635
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 1: wait by your grave after you died, all the time

636
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: waiting for people to come by, Like you're just sitting

637
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,719
Speaker 1: there being like I hope someone stops by.

638
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,439
Speaker 3: I've never been to my grandparents grave. I don't think

639
00:26:59,480 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 3: you should go.

640
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 2: It actually feels nice to do it.

641
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 3: I love going. I don't know where it is. Yeah, actually,

642
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 3: my one Grandpa got buried in a cemetery and apparently

643
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,719
Speaker 3: they just put more bodies. They stack them, they stacked

644
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 3: them up, and we didn't.

645
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 4: Like, it's no ways spooning somebody forever.

646
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 2: Yeah that's crazy, Well not really, I mean the their

647
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 2: body biodegrades after like you know, eight years. Well they're bones,

648
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 2: and that the bones are bones last longer longer.

649
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes there's mummified things like you see bones of

650
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 1: like the bones like people are sacrificed and they put

651
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,120
Speaker 1: them in like a crazy like they're two people cradling

652
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: each other. I want to be buried like in a

653
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: fetal like that would be cool to like my bones

654
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: are like so they think something I was like bludgeoned

655
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: to death by someone, even though so in my casket

656
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 1: I'm like crumpled so that when aliens discover me, they go,

657
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 1: what happened on this bitch?

658
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 2: Yeah? I like that.

659
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 3: I want to be like blowing myself down on myself.

660
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, finally I.

661
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: Could, because all of your muscle isn't stopping you, Like

662
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: what's stopping you from I guess your spine or is

663
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: it your fascia enough?

664
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 3: I mean, when it really comes down to its long enough.

665
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just can't someone who was able to touch

666
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: their mouth to it. There was some person I remember that.

667
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 2: Was like, well, there was like a rumor going around.

668
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 2: I forgot who it was where someone got a rib removed.

669
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: Who was We had a joke about it the other

670
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,719
Speaker 1: day because I was going to talk about how Kim

671
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 1: Kardashian like took quite a beating that night. But then

672
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 1: the next night she was at the met Gallon. She

673
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 1: was wearing a corset that was so painful looking. I

674
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: mean literally, her waist was the size of her neck.

675
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: It was no difference that small, And we were talking

676
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: about like she had a rib removed like Marilyn Manson.

677
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: She either wanted to fit in the dress or she

678
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: wanted to suck Marilyn Manson's.

679
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 2: Rib.

680
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 3: It kind of makes sense because then they could like

681
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 3: bond over it, you know, But she would.

682
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: Never because he's so white. Was our like, he's the

683
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: whitest white makeup. Oh that's true.

684
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. He Yeah, he doesn't go full.

685
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 2: But there are cemeteries all across this world that are

686
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 2: just like forgotten. Like you think there's some permanence in

687
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 2: being buried in a cemetery, and there's like cemeteries from

688
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 2: the Civil War that are just covered up by a

689
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 2: mall or just unmarked graves everywhere. Like you really can't

690
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 2: step on a place on Earth where someone has it

691
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 2: been laid to rest.

692
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: Right, I mean it makes sense. There's so many more

693
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: dead people than they are alive people.

694
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 4: Well, how do you like, Okay, when when it's all

695
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 4: over for Brian, what do you want to happen to

696
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 4: That's a great question.

697
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 2: Remains frozen and then resurrected technology.

698
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't talk about Brian's death. It's it's not

699
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: a thing that happens now.

700
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 2: My dad, though we've talked about this, he's interested in

701
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 2: a haunted forest. These are trees that have a little

702
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 2: sack underneath of them where you can put the body

703
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 2: in the sack so that it helps a tree grow,

704
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 2: and then the tree is the thing you go see

705
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 2: and not the gravestone. And in a bunch of trees

706
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 2: like this, it's they call it a haunted forest.

707
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's so gross to think of like a

708
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: crumpled body like in a.

709
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 2: Saxon your energy or whatever.

710
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 1: You're Yeah, I don't mind being thrown into the ground.

711
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: Just no casket. Like the worms get you quicker and

712
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: you become part of the earth. I like that better

713
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: than being like it's going to take billions of millennia

714
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: to go through the wood and the shellac on the

715
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: wood and then the like.

716
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: I won't take billions of millennial you'll you'll biodegrade inside

717
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 2: that coffin.

718
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: I don't care what the fuck happens. I literally, I've

719
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: talked about this before. If you are someone who wants

720
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: to fuck dead people, I'll give my body to neck feelix.

721
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 3: I don't care if you.

722
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 4: Don't care, Hey, what would be the difference?

723
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: It doesn't I was gonna say the smell, but I

724
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 1: don't even know about that.

725
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 3: When it happened, I think I might be wetter.

726
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: Involving fluid might be.

727
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 3: To be your biggest special ever.

728
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so funny. A plus plus clip it,

729
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: clip it, that's clipped. You're getting clipped, brother.

730
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 3: Clip But what do you want?

731
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 4: What do you want to happen to your bod strapped

732
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 4: to a chair donated to the military and shot at.

733
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 4: Just give it to science. Science, Just do whatever science

734
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 4: wants to do. If it can, like help a kid

735
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,239
Speaker 4: learn how to do surgery or it doesn't. I don't care.

736
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 2: Well, you can't choose that when you donate it to science,

737
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 2: you don't know where it's going to go. You might

738
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 2: wind up getting strapped to a thing and shot with

739
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 2: a missile.

740
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 4: But like I said, I don't care. Yeah, it's like

741
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 4: whatever is useful.

742
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 1: They might study nacrophilia.

743
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 4: I would like to be useful.

744
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: They might do a study with people want to corpses,

745
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: and that might be science.

746
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 4: Couldn't care less.

747
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care either.

748
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 3: That'll be used.

749
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 4: But you know what I do, even though I feel

750
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 4: that way, Like in movies where people have to like

751
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 4: like recover the body from like a war field, I

752
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 4: always find that very moving.

753
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, and you know what, second thought on this,

754
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: I do like the idea of a ashes spreading thing,

755
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: Like I think that's very beautiful and I think that

756
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: I would want that gift for my family and friends

757
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: to like have a closure moment like that. And there's

758
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: just something about being lowered into the ground that is

759
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: so sad and being kept Like I would like a

760
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: place for them to go to like remember me and

761
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: visit because I think that is important, like a gravestone.

762
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: And maybe put a little bit of the ashes in that,

763
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: but then the rest of the ashes. I don't know

764
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: where you'd scatter it over the fucking Kia forum. I'll

765
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: tell you that.

766
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 4: Okay, where would you Where would you want ashes? Right now?

767
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 4: Because you, let's say you could do it like a

768
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 4: few places about Taylor.

769
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: Swiths, Rhode Island beach House. Now, I would say, probably. God,

770
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: that's such a good question right now. Maybe like my

771
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 1: childhood home, like the like Cincinnati front Cincinnati, like the

772
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: little like in like the little wooded area on the side.

773
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: I think it's not even there, but like in the

774
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: front yard where I used to run around as a

775
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 1: little girl. Like I think that's I'm almost getting choked

776
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: up thinking about it, Like that's like a that seems nice,

777
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: even though I haven't been back there since I was six. Yeah,

778
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 1: what about it? Seems I don't know where were scattering them.

779
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 3: About?

780
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 2: You? What are you doing up there?

781
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 3: You can put my ashes, I think, inside a dildo

782
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 3: and give it to Burno, give her its not the plan. Yeah,

783
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 3: finally I can have a red penis something like special

784
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 3: to me. I here up almost thinking about about it.

785
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 3: It's crazy, what money you got? Everything like your childhood home. Yeah.

786
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 3: Remember I used to run around. I don't it was

787
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 3: a child. Yeah, I don't want to be when we met.

788
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 3: Cut that, clip it. I mean, I don't know. Clip it,

789
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 3: cut it out, burn it, run it around. I'm dead autism.

790
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 3: I think I have it. I yeah, I don't know.

791
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 3: I I get scared about cremation. I don't. For some reason,

792
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 3: I still think I could feel it. Yeah, I'm crazier.

793
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 2: You should be scared about getting lowered into the ground too.

794
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 2: Then it's really cold.

795
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: Oh.

796
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 3: I had to do that for my grandpa. Actually I

797
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,879
Speaker 3: was never You did go one time just to dig

798
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 3: it years before he died. Get up kill his watch.

799
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 3: That was a present that I stole from my aunt.

800
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 3: She doesn't know she's deaf, so she really is like

801
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 3: clip it, clip it.

802
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: Don't do captions.

803
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 3: Captions if anything, turn it down a little. You never know,

804
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 3: so I.

805
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: Might just started hearing if it's loud enough.

806
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 3: You really do know. She got a lot of money.

807
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 3: You know, she gets a lot of money. You never know. Science.

808
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 3: I had to shovel in the Jewish religion. You have

809
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,919
Speaker 3: to literally put the dirt.

810
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, everyone takes all.

811
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 3: That was intense. Yeah, you know, just like hearing it

812
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:10,439
Speaker 3: hit the cast.

813
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: We all got to we send in the line and

814
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: each got to do a thing.

815
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 3: Oh really, it was cool.

816
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 1: It's a nice tradition.

817
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys got some good ones.

818
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: And then you also like let people you have like

819
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 1: what's the morning? Yeah, the morning, Yeah, that's really that's

820
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 1: nice too.

821
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 2: Brings you food for a week.

822
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,919
Speaker 1: It's like the paid leave for a postpartum, paid leave

823
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: of like of death. I feel like where it's like

824
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,919
Speaker 1: we take a little bit more time to I don't

825
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: know why it's I'm comparing it to that, but some

826
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 1: people like to give you no time. They're just like,

827
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: come back to work.

828
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:49,280
Speaker 4: Because child is a huge death, death to your body.

829
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I do think that sometimes all the time,

830
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: but some people want it.

831
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 3: It was funny my grandpa got buried and then my

832
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 3: grandma died like eight years late and got buried next

833
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 3: to him, and I could just imagine him being so pissed,

834
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 3: Oh my god that day, like he's like, you know,

835
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 3: I'm banging Hooters girls in heaven and now Grandma, Yeah,

836
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 3: I'm home movin.

837
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: Louis has a bit about that. I'm like, why are

838
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: he has good We've touched on a couple of things,

839
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: and I'm like, Louis.

840
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 2: Has that bit too, Like always got the bit about

841
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 2: getting sucked as a body.

842
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, like.

843
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: A medical student just gets an They just put an

844
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,760
Speaker 1: f on you and just slide you down a shoe.

845
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Grandma, they put an F plus on it. And

846
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 2: then there's the fucking the dead body. He's like, I

847
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 2: want my body to be like the Willy Wonka, like

848
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 2: someone comes out and you can come on my back

849
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 2: and pretend I am your father.

850
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,399
Speaker 3: Yes that no one would know that song. And until

851
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:46,879
Speaker 3: TikTok brought it back.

852
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, well Timothy Shalloman brought it back.

853
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 3: Watch that chocolate. I don't have to get it. It's

854
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 3: not good. Literally, I'm not even kidding.

855
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: I felt the joke bubbling in you and I had

856
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: to get it, Like I literally felt it physically, the

857
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: joke in your stern them. That's so funny. I my

858
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 1: grandma actually went so my grandpa died probably ten years

859
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,919
Speaker 1: before she did, and you know, for the first five years,

860
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: it was like, I can't wait to see Grandpa like

861
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: my husband again. And then she started getting dogs, like

862
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: she got senior dogs. They would just give her dogs

863
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: and then they would die and she would and then

864
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: at the end of her life, she was like, I

865
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: can't wait to see my dogs, and I would be

866
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: I literally was like, what about Grandpa And she was like,

867
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: I'm good, Like I had a really good time with

868
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: him while he was here, Like she was like he

869
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: was kind of an asshole, like kind of grumpy. She

870
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 1: was constantly like catering to him, and it was like,

871
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: it's a different It was a marriage of the forties,

872
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: so like that's what it was.

873
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 4: So she was like, no, I don't really want to

874
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 4: have like one hundred kids together.

875
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 1: They had so many, ten kids and five miscarriages. Nancy, Jimmy, Michael, Julie,

876
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: tom Or, Peggy, Chucky, Bobbys, Patty, Sally, Mom and Dad.

877
00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 4: Wow, I did it, Peggy, Yeah, your grandpa. It sounds

878
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 4: like they all died like many years apart. It sounds

879
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 4: like they never even loved each other, because we all

880
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 4: know that if they love each other, they die within minutes.

881
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: Oh yes, that's exact same sign. Okay, we're gonna go

882
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: to break and come back with more after that. All right,

883
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 1: we're back in the final stages of the show. I

884
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: don't know, Yeah, it did quick. I gotta go do

885
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: three more podcasts today. I'm doing a comedy Bang bang.

886
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:24,760
Speaker 3: This is wild.

887
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 2: You're doing a tour of the world here. I can't imagine.

888
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 2: This week is so packed. You you usually when you

889
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 2: come to l A, you pack it with podcasts. You

890
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 2: try to make it was already packed. Already it was packed,

891
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 2: and now you're adding all this other It's like every

892
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 2: five minutes, it's a new podcast you have to go to.

893
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 1: Yes, I got booked on Seth Myers, which was last week.

894
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 1: I'm doing that next week. And then the John Mlaney

895
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,320
Speaker 1: thing just came through. But that's John mulaney show is

896
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: going to be. There's no preparation for it. I don't

897
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 1: have to have a bit prepared. You just go out

898
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 1: and you just laugh. Sure, and that's that's the joy.

899
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,879
Speaker 4: I mean, you're gonna be so good on it too,

900
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 4: because I love the show.

901
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: So it's nice to be a fan of a show

902
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: you're going into. I want to watch Last Nights. But yeah,

903
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: I saw Nate Pargazzi the other night and he was like,

904
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: I just got done with them on anything. He's like,

905
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 1: you know, you just go out there. You just don't

906
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: even know what's gonna happen. There's really nothing you can do.

907
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: And it was just like it was like, Okay, that's

908
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: just what I need to hear. Is like I was

909
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: when he was saying that, I was like, oh, now

910
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: I want to do it because it's.

911
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 4: Just those situations.

912
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:22,240
Speaker 1: Yes, I love no prep. Yes, I like no reviewing

913
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: what we're gonna go over, not having to hit our marks.

914
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: Oh and then it's done. I love that he said

915
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 1: on his first show, like the show is never gonna

916
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: find its groove.

917
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 3: Yes, it's so funny.

918
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: Because that's it's such an insider term too.

919
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 4: That happens with all these TV shows like you're like,

920
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 4: you know, Jimmy, TV.

921
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 1: Shows like like Nicky and Sarah Right, yeah, not safe.

922
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: They never felt they weren't allowed to last long enough

923
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: to find what they are.

924
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 4: Like even you watch early Conan's and it took them

925
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,439
Speaker 4: a little while to find their groove. And when they.

926
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: Couldn't believe it lasted, Oh my god. That I really

927
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 1: recommend watching or listening to. Obviously, I recommended Hot Ones Conan,

928
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: which was amazing, one of the best pieces of comedy ever.

929
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: And then they had that he has on Doctor Arroyo,

930
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 1: his doctor from Hot Ones on for a segment on

931
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: his podcast, and it's on YouTube. Just type in doctor Arroyo.

932
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: It is so it's so funny. It's just like the

933
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: comments underneath, which you know, comments helped me determine how

934
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: I feel about it, are like this is a twenty

935
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: minute masterclass in improv.

936
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 3: It's just it's really really hot Ones.

937
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: It was so subtle, just like the subtle.

938
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 2: I was tricked. At the beginning. I was like, this

939
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 2: is this is it's a real doctor because he was

940
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 2: so not purposely funny seeming that I was like, maybe

941
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 2: this is a real guy who just doesn't know what

942
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 2: to say. Yeah, And obviously by the end of it.

943
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: On the interview, he goes, you know, we just have

944
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: to talk about some of your practices that you established

945
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: during the hot Ones episode. People have questions, you know,

946
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 1: when you took my pulse, you seem to be choking

947
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: my neck, and he goes, I thought you wanted me

948
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: to actually take your pulse away.

949
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 4: Nikki was like, you know what you like, we were

950
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 4: like going sleep and I was like, oh, Nicky's probably

951
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 4: asleep by now, and then she just kept laughing and

952
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 4: for like fifteen minutes.

953
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: I never do that, Like, I'm never like cracking up

954
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: the things I'm listening to as I'm going to bed,

955
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 1: but I couldn't. I was like gasping. There's one where

956
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: he goes, and then when you were checking you had

957
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,959
Speaker 1: me stick on my tongue at one point and checked

958
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: my like tongue with the with the heart monitor, and

959
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 1: he said, yeah, well that's how we did it. I

960
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: needed to hear if there was any screaming going on,

961
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: like you're talking about that. He goes and it was dead.

962
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 1: Your tongue was dead, so it was good. And he goes, well,

963
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: usually one would put that device on my chest to

964
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,720
Speaker 1: hear my heartbeat, and he just goes, ough.

965
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,399
Speaker 3: That just at the idea of a heart Yeah.

966
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's just these subtle things that you're like, where

967
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: are you even going up?

968
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 3: And that was so funny.

969
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 1: It's really there's so many more moments that are just

970
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: so great to listen to. But what do you guys got.

971
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,280
Speaker 2: You're so sick of talking to yourself?

972
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 3: Now?

973
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 1: I am a little bit, but it is it is Uh,

974
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: it's a good it's it is a good week to

975
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: be me.

976
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, Glazier, No, I thought you're gonna go third person.

977
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 3: You might get there the end of this week. You're

978
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 3: gonna be like Nikki feeling all right. Nik I thought.

979
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 1: Nikki's gotta finish up the show. Yeah, no, I don't

980
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 1: think I'll get to that. I uh, it does feel

981
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: good though, to you know. Kim Kardashian DMed me yesterday

982
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 1: what it feels like.

983
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 3: The lottery for like every morning you're like, what is gonna?

984
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 2: I know?

985
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 1: What did Kim say? Kim was so nice and wrote,

986
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 1: I mean I could read our conversation verbatim.

987
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 4: I think I will, But aren't you not supposed to

988
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 4: do that?

989
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

990
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: But I just feel like, yeah, I won't. I won't.

991
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,399
Speaker 1: I did it last night on stage, but it wasn't

992
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: like a taping. But because she didn't say anything that

993
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: would be ever weird, like.

994
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 4: You just said how amazing you weren't have funny.

995
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: Like if she would get offended by Like I was

996
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: thinking about this, I was like, maybe I shouldn't have

997
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: done that, and I go, well, if if she would

998
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: get offended by me reading that, like she's got to

999
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: know that if she said something to me, I would

1000
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 1: not do that with something that was not good. You

1001
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: know like she I hope she trusts me that I'm

1002
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,879
Speaker 1: not just reading this because she sent me something. It's

1003
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: like I discerned that it was something that is readable,

1004
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: But I do I knew that. I know that there

1005
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: is a part of her that's probably like this pitche'll

1006
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,399
Speaker 1: just read anything I send her, which I would not do, Kim,

1007
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: if you ever hear this.

1008
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 3: But yeah, I remember she wrote like Kanye had p

1009
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 3: Diddy Yes, right, and now when she wrote something like

1010
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 3: that something like that, I can't remember exactly.

1011
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: She just said great job, which she had. I mean,

1012
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: she had to like write a Nikki like she had

1013
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 1: to type it in like I'm thinking about like her

1014
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: like beautiful nails, clicking on it like typing Nikki, Oh

1015
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: is it two k's or one? Like yeah, and then

1016
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 1: she had to go to it and then she had

1017
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: to go to like mess like it's like a lot

1018
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: of things that I was just like, oh. And then

1019
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: she just wrote me a really nice message saying congrats.

1020
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 1: And then I was like no you Yeah, I said,

1021
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: I was trying to make eye contact with you the

1022
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: whole damn show because I wanted to tell you you

1023
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: fucking killed and you like you were just so impressive,

1024
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 1: and I said, which was no surprise because of how

1025
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: elite your SNL monologue was, but you really killed it.

1026
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: And and she was like, I don't know how you

1027
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 1: do that. It's like it's it's low key abuse or

1028
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: something like. She was like, it's abuse, and I go,

1029
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: you do know how I did it, because you did it.

1030
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 1: I go, you did it too, and you did it

1031
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: so well. And then she was like she hearted that,

1032
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: and I just wrote like she said something else, and

1033
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: I said, we are brave exclamation mark, and she hearted it.

1034
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: So that was the end of it, right, But like, yeah,

1035
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: but ironically, the ironic thing is is that so many

1036
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: times people call that family not talented, like why are

1037
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:39,399
Speaker 1: they famous? And I didn't even think about that kind

1038
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: of notion about them, even though I literally read jokes

1039
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: about Kim that were pitched to me this week to

1040
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 1: maybe do that we're like addressing that they don't have talent,

1041
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: And I literally wrote in that like you are so talented,

1042
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: because that was talented to be able to. First of all,

1043
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: whatever happened at the beginning, which by the way, the

1044
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: boo I met someone who knows who started it, and

1045
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 1: they were starting it as a joke. Wow, and it

1046
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: caught five or like it just like it was a

1047
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 1: gasoline over the crowd and a little bit of boot

1048
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,239
Speaker 1: and because they were just ready to boot, like it

1049
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: could have been anyone that wasn't that is like associated

1050
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:13,240
Speaker 1: with that kind of part of our pop culture.

1051
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 2: Sure well, they were booing like football teams and stuff

1052
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 2: too that were anti Patriots.

1053
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: I thought it might be a swift rio.

1054
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 2: I booed Tom because he said fuck the cults. I

1055
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 2: booed him. I was the only one booish, sure.

1056
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: Like that was the kind of night it was. It

1057
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: was boo heavy, but like she got fucked on that

1058
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: boo And it was some comedian, some asshole comedian that

1059
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: did it as a joke and didn't expect her to

1060
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: catch on and it wasn't because I thought it was

1061
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 1: a swifty thing. Like I was like disappointed on behalf

1062
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: of Swifties for like, if that's what this is about.

1063
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,359
Speaker 1: But I think it was just got out of hand.

1064
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: It was just people being jealous obviously of her fame

1065
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: and her power and all the like. That was what

1066
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: it was. But for her to like not address it

1067
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: but kind of like look like a little disappointed like that.

1068
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 1: She just handled it so well, and then she sat

1069
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: there the rest of the fucking show. She went up

1070
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: like almost right after me. I think there was one

1071
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: after me, and then she went up. That's a long

1072
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: She sat there for two hours whenever. A lot of

1073
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 1: people that made appearances in the crowd left after their appearances.

1074
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: They didn't want to say the whole show because they

1075
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 1: had other shit to do. Kim Kardashian definitely has other

1076
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: shit to do. She had to go to the Metcala

1077
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: the next day. She probably flew the Red Eye, but

1078
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: she sat there and waited for Tom Brady's set, and

1079
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 1: I thought that was really cool of her.

1080
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 2: You can think what you want about Kim, but in

1081
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 2: order to get that famous, you need to have talent.

1082
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,439
Speaker 2: You can't get that famous. There's a lot of hot,

1083
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 2: rich girls who are not as famous as Kim Kardashian,

1084
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 2: and it's because they don't have the talent that she does.

1085
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 2: It's just impossible to do.

1086
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: And just because the talent doesn't look like singing or

1087
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 1: dancing or acting or whatever you think it does like

1088
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: it is about sustaining a public image, captivating It takes

1089
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:41,760
Speaker 1: hard work to look.

1090
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 2: At interesting is a talent being, Yes, doing things like

1091
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 2: just not making mistakes at public appearances and you know,

1092
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 2: planning and your whole public image. Her whole job is

1093
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 2: to cultivate a public image. Yes, and that's a talent

1094
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 2: and that.

1095
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: Comes from her. Yes, she might hire people to help

1096
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: her with her image, but she's hiring those people. She

1097
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: she's the taste maker at the top. So I will

1098
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: never I'll always be in her like no, I mean

1099
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: that the body is insane, and that asked that, But

1100
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: what's your public image?

1101
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 3: Mine? Guy to eats chicken salad with his hands, and.

1102
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: With that we have to go.

1103
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 2: Cultivated.

1104
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:31,439
Speaker 3: Much that happened before, I would hope.

1105
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 1: So my story, ever was when one day I got

1106
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: us tie food. We were our hotel room. We only

1107
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: had one hotel room. The other one wasn't clean yet,

1108
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,399
Speaker 1: so we were just hanging in the hotel room before

1109
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 1: night of shows. The ty food arrives. There's no utensils.

1110
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 1: I go down to go get some and I come

1111
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:54,280
Speaker 1: back up and he is using the ice tongs, which.

1112
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, yeah, but it was just.

1113
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 1: But I always uses the coffee. I use them a

1114
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: shop six and that really does work. But that was

1115
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 1: the next level and I loved it. But yeah, hands,

1116
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot.

1117
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 3: Yeah tongs is a strong move because they're on there.

1118
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 3: I don't know. I guess they use them with ice.

1119
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 3: The huh tom Brady, Tom Brady.

1120
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: That's what we're calling.

1121
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 3: You gotta go.

1122
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: Don't be killing you guys. Check me out. I'm gonna

1123
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: be in Vegas this weekend with David's made tons of

1124
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 1: tour Nadesnicky Glazer dot com. There's the song. There's a

1125
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: special spread the word. I love you guys so much,

1126
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: love you, busties. I'll never get big enough for you.

1127
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: I promise a lot of besties have been like, please,

1128
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: don't change, never forget us. I would never. I love you.

1129
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: Don't be killed, and.

1130
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 2: I would never texting Kim K right now, Yeah, Kik.

1131
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 3: You're my only best I love you guys.

1132
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 1: Okay see