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Speaker 1: We'll hit the Florida donkey.

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Speaker 2: Please, this is Florida. I'm sorry, Oh boy, hit the

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Speaker 2: Florida Yeah, pull it up.

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Speaker 3: Give us a second to make sure you're telling the

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Speaker 3: watch out for Florida, Milorada.

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Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx in

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Speaker 2: all of Florida.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you are a donkey.

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Speaker 4: The Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.

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Speaker 4: It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested

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Speaker 4: after that stage he rigged the door to his home

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Speaker 4: in an attempt to electric hit his pregnant lights.

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Speaker 1: Police arrested in Orlando man we're talking to from.

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Speaker 2: Ladas the Braakfast Club Bitch Donkey of the Day with Charlamagne,

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Speaker 2: a guy.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all

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Speaker 1: like this.

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Speaker 2: You got to give Florida credit for they crazy. Now

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Speaker 2: Donkey the Day for January twenty ninth, go to an

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Speaker 2: eighteen year old Florida girl named Farak Current And what

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Speaker 2: does your uncle Shalla always tell you about the great

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Speaker 2: state of Florida?

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Speaker 1: Say it with me.

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Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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Speaker 2: all of Florida. And today is no exceptions now. Earlier

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Speaker 2: today on the show Envy, Yes, you said that being

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Speaker 2: a big back as an epidemic in America, didn't you. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you said these little fat ass kids out of control

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Speaker 2: and she'd be rounded up and sent the chunky camp.

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Speaker 3: Didn't Yes, They said by ten years, half of the

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Speaker 3: population will be fat, I mean obese.

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Speaker 2: Well, not only are these kids fat, damn, they're dangerous

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Speaker 2: and they are extremely violent with their food. Okay, imagine

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Speaker 2: using your rations as a weapon against your mother. What

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Speaker 2: do you mean, uncle Shawla? She used her rations as

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Speaker 2: a weapon against her mother. Well, let me read you

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Speaker 2: this headline. Teen arrested for battery after allegedly striking mother

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Speaker 2: with a pork chop. According to a probable call, this

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Speaker 2: is a serious okay, I according to a probable cause Affidavid.

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Speaker 2: A deputy responded to a residence on January twenty second

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Speaker 2: regarding a verbal dispute between a teenager and her mother.

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Speaker 2: At some point during the argument, eighteen year old Farah

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Speaker 2: current and slapped her mother across the face with her

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Speaker 2: right hand. Okay, Apparently she had been consuming alcohol earlier

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Speaker 2: that day. Then the mother told authorities that before she

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Speaker 2: was slapped, learning threw a pork chop at her. What's

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Speaker 2: the snicker slogan? You're not You're not you when you're hungry? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: they gotta eat his snickers because there's no food around.

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Speaker 2: You got plenty of food in front of you, a farah,

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Speaker 2: and you still acting like this. Well, this must be you.

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Speaker 2: So let's discuss. First of all, if you're out here

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Speaker 2: food fighting, you must be rich.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Culinary combat cost all right? Have you seen the price

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Speaker 2: of groceries?

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Speaker 1: Do you know?

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Speaker 2: Punk chops are four to seven dollars a pound.

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Speaker 1: Depending on the cut.

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Speaker 2: Okay, bone in boneless, loin brusts Storyloin, y'all got money

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Speaker 2: like that?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Times must be must not be that hard if y'all

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Speaker 2: out here throwing gravy grenades at each other. Okay, it

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Speaker 2: costs to launch a mass potato missile, all right. I

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Speaker 2: know Uncle Murda an tony Yo was here last hour

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Speaker 2: talking about having a food fight with those two brothers.

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Speaker 2: Got paper? Okay, you all can't afford to have a

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Speaker 2: sloppy Joe showdown. Not to mention, the headline for this

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Speaker 2: story was teen arrested for battery after allegedly striking mother

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Speaker 2: with a pork chop. Okay, to me, culinary combat is

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Speaker 2: not the headline of this story. When should be the

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Speaker 2: headline of this story is that before this woman decided

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Speaker 2: a pork chop was her weapon of choice, she slapped

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Speaker 2: her mother, and her mother called the police while her

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Speaker 2: mother's friend was recording her getting slapped.

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Speaker 1: Let's play a game.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: I want to bring this Yes, what Raco?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 1: My clue?

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Speaker 2: Sarah Curnin eighteen years old?

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Speaker 1: Why let me finished? White?

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Speaker 2: Farak Current, eighteen years old, got drunk, smacked her mother

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Speaker 2: and then threw a pork chop at her, and her

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Speaker 2: mom called the police while her friend recorded dj.

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Speaker 1: ND Yes what rayc is? What all right? Jesse? Hilarious?

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Speaker 2: Farah Curnin eighteen years old got drunk, smacked her mother

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Speaker 2: and then threw a pork chop at her, and her

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Speaker 2: mom called the police while her friend recorded Jeff has

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Speaker 2: yes what Ray?

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Speaker 4: She is black?

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Speaker 1: It's the pork chop? Oh mmmm?

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Speaker 2: Not a bad context clue you used there?

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Speaker 1: Just hilarius, but it sounds very trailer parkish to me.

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Speaker 2: I'm going trailer trailer park. People cannot have goddamn drinking

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Speaker 2: in the morning and you're throwing pork chop at somebody.

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Speaker 1: That's really trailer park.

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Speaker 2: One of y'all was right, one of y'all was wrong.

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Speaker 2: I bet it be me aenie meanie miney mom. Catch

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Speaker 2: your fat Caucasian by its toe dj n B. You

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Speaker 2: are absolutely correct. Come on, man, bar Curnan was absolutely right.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you want to see her, yes, let me say

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Speaker 1: the type of white she.

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Speaker 2: Come on, man, that's kind of the right away. God,

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Speaker 2: that's not that's this is make excuses for Ice agents

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Speaker 2: killing American citizen.

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Speaker 1: Is white, all right?

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Speaker 2: This is putting mayonnaise on everything, including French fries.

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Speaker 1: White.

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Speaker 2: Okay, she looked like she loves mayonnaise with a concerning

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Speaker 2: level of fashion.

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Speaker 1: Look, this is I think pepper. Is he white? All right?

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Speaker 1: This is let's circle back white.

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Speaker 2: You ain't slapping your mother and living to throw a

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Speaker 2: pork chop at her in a black.

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Speaker 4: House about They must not have been real pork chops.

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Speaker 1: Then shut up. Even if the father ain't in the house,

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Speaker 1: he coming home. He's still coming home.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Please let Chelsea handle again. Farre curnin the biggest.

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Speaker 1: He huh hee haw hee haw. That is way too

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Speaker 1: much Dan mayn is.

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Speaker 4: Now, y'all know sometimes our people can act out and

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Speaker 4: slap they mother. I didn't watch so many videos of

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Speaker 4: kids beating up their damn grandmothers.

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Speaker 1: Very few, very few, but they there. You don't see

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Speaker 1: them too much more.

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Speaker 4: Have some exceptions to that. I'm telling you, man, I've

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Speaker 4: seen it. I went down a rabbit hole on TikTok.

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Speaker 4: These young people beating up their grandmothers. No, some grandmothers

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Speaker 4: be getting with their little ass, but some of them

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Speaker 4: be putting their hands on their peoples and they are black.

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Speaker 2: What happens after, because yeah, the video goes off.

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Speaker 1: My grandmother and we.

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Speaker 2: Come from a different area and we're recording what I'm

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Speaker 2: about to.

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Speaker 1: Do to you after.

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Speaker 2: You don't put your head and your mama or your grandma.

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Speaker 2: You're right, I'm sorry. I let the blacks down. Let

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Speaker 2: me tell you someth about these fruit cups. The food

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Speaker 2: be cool, just like the way it makes me feel

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Speaker 2: like I need that.

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Speaker 4: Especially specially when he throws back a couple of them

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Speaker 4: big mangos.

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Speaker 2: He opened that mouth.

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Speaker 1: Why well, why little fruit couple.

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Speaker 2: You need shoot.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes sometimes it's slides right down your tonguey yo, yep,

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Speaker 4: he'd be serious eating them fruits.

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