WEBVTT - #2: When Your Brain Is Too Fast For Your Mouth 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:17.320 So boys, Brooklyn Boys, Brock Brooklyn, Brooklyn Bah Boys, Rock 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:22.919 Brooklyss number two. Hi, I'm Scary Jones along with David Brownie, 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:25.000 we all the Brooklyn Boys. I thought I was gonna 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:27.319 do my own intro. Oh wait a second, is that 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:29.320 happen you've been I'm Scary Jones and I go, I'm 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:31.639 I'm David Bronie. All right, Look, look, you know what 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:35.159 brooking process, So I don't mind taking it's a hold on. 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:38.360 It's also work in progress. It's a work in progress. 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:42.440 You said process? Did I say process? It's a process 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:45.560 working with you? So it is. So we'll do it again. 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:50.279 How dos she just go? Now we're gonna sing along? Right, 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:53.599 it's also on the track. We know the words, right, 0:00:54.840 --> 0:01:08.200 Brooklyn Da Boys, Brooklyn Boys. I'm David Brody Jones. There 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:10.640 you go. Wait a second, How did I get suckered 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:16.520 into that? What? I'm Scary Jones? Right? You already said that. Yeah, 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:19.200 I'm supposed to go first? No you're not? Okay? What 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:22.600 can we alternate? Are you okay with that? Yeah? Sometimes 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:25.840 I'll go first, you go second. Sometimes you'll go second. 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:31.560 I'll go first. Wait a second, he just tricked me? What? No, 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:34.080 sometimes I'll go first and you go second. That's what 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:36.319 I said. Sometimes I'll go first, sometimes you'll go second. 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:39.040 Sometimes you'll go second, then I'll go first. We'll just 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:43.880 take turns. Okay, why do I feel like I'm being jipped? Well, 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:45.280 that's what God did that to you, sir. I don't 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:48.360 know any problem with that. He in his episode two 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:50.080 of our podcast two and a half, I want to 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:52.120 say two and a half, I came to an agreement 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:54.200 on Twitter with some people that were saying it's because 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:56.880 because we have an episode zero we do, which was 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.600 sort of a bridge episode where we were on shore 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:01.600 what we would doing. It was sort of the podcast 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.320 before the podcast. It was like a prequel, right, the prequel, 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:07.360 So can better than the Star Wars prequels? Can zero 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:10.680 be even counted? But zero is not a number if 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:13.600 you look, if you ask any mathematicians, zero is not 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:16.160 a number. It's a digit, but it's not a number, 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:20.720 it's an amount. It's nothing. Right, So it's sort of 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:24.120 so listen to episode zero to figure out how we 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:26.000 got to where we are now at episode one. Now, 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.640 so we should be counting in halves. So this is 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:30.720 episode I think if you're going to say how many 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:33.639 episodes we've done. Then I counted this sort of half, 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.160 what is the third episode we've done? If you're counting zero, 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:39.040 No I don't because zero would be one. I'm saying. 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:41.360 I'm saying we've done two, And like it was like 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:43.079 a half of an episode. It was like not really 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:46.480 a full Brooklyn Boys podcast. And so if you if 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:48.720 you're gonna say every week how many we've done, I'm 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:50.480 gonna say, add that half one. I wanted to like 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:52.520 just say it's the second episode. But if we're clear, 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:54.919 if you remember back in the day when used to 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:57.040 clean the chalkboard at school, you know, they used to 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:58.639 at the end of the day, someone would get the 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:02.760 base and the gray basin water and the sponge and 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:05.639 and someone would would actually come in and wipe the 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:08.680 chalkboard clean and they would like literally like like like cleaning, 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:11.080 and it looked great, but then when it dried, it 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:15.000 was the smears of the chalk anyway, like white cloudy water. Right. 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:19.280 So I feel like episode zero, after episode zero, we 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:21.200 came in with that bucket, it's like about you know 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:23.520 what it is? Episode zero in spot you know what 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:28.120 it is? Episode zero is like um breaking bad and 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:31.919 then better call Saul is all the other episodes. It's 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:34.720 part of the family, but it's not really an episode. Okay, 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:37.640 all right. By the way, you ever used to hide 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.120 chalk in the eracers? They did? Everyone did that, You 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:42.000 know that. That was when you take the black race 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:44.200 and p chalk in the middle of it like that 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:46.640 grooves and it we could stick up and then then 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:48.400 somebody would come to erase the board and they would 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:50.120 like right all over the board with the chalk, like 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:53.800 I want to clear up something. Yes, if this is 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:55.920 the first time you're listening to our podcast, thank you. 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:59.120 By the way, welcome board, welcome, We welcome everybody. Absolutely, 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:02.520 this is not a podcast about Brooklyn. It's a podcast 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:05.240 by two guys from from the neighborhood in Brooklyn. Yes, 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:09.280 so we might have a Brooklyn take on something more global. Now, 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:12.640 if you search for Brooklyn Boys on I Heart radio 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:15.880 and iTunes, but I Heart Radio especially, you get other things, 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:19.680 like there's some songs by like as a dance song, 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:23.000 it's his Brooklyn Boys, that's the title of the song. Yeah, 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:25.400 there's other there's other there's other crap that. But you 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:28.719 have to scroll down to podcasts and currently our logo 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:31.919 is the Brooklyn Bridge. What's gonna temporary. We're working on 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:34.080 a real, real logan. By the way, that is an 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:38.479 original painting. A woman painted that for me um and 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:41.240 sent it to me. She actually is from Iowa, and 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:43.760 I paid good money for that, and it's hanging above 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:45.920 my bed. That is the painting hanging above my bed. 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:49.080 It's an original and and for now it's our temporary 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:51.920 logo until we have a more permanent solution. And I 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:53.200 like that I get to use it. I didn't pay 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:55.440 for its right exactly, and no one it's not a 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:58.400 copyright infringement because I own it. Also, you can get 0:04:58.440 --> 0:04:59.960 in touch with us now Here's this is going to 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.680 be a little confusing, but we're in the process of 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:06.159 of getting getting our Twitter handle and our everything proper 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:09.599 right now. A kind of explained this last week on 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:12.720 the first episode right with our parents, right that we 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:16.600 we named the show the Brooklyn Boys, and on Twitter, 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:20.560 the Brooklyn Boys wasn't available, and so we had three 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:22.560 extra letters to play with to make it different. So 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:24.880 we chose wtf you heard to go back and hear 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:26.120 the episode if you have it, I'm sure you have, 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:29.400 and so on Twitter where the Brooklyn boys w TF 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.839 for now? Which I like? But you know what, we 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:33.200 can do better? You know what I you know what 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:35.760 I claimed the other day, I claimed, Yo Brooklyn boys. 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:37.600 I didn't tell you that I have Yo Brooklyn boys. 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:39.440 I don't like that. You're like, Yo Brooklyn sounds like 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:42.960 a yogurt store, like like it doesn't Yo Brooklyn, Yo 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:47.000 Brooklyn boys. That's like it's almost like you're you're like, 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:49.240 I had, Hey Brooklyn boys. You didn't like that? Not 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:51.040 like that. Yeah, because if you're reaching out to us 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:54.240 on Twitter, you're tweeting hey Brooklyn boys, or so the 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:56.760 Brooklyn version of that would be Yo Brooklyn boys. Well, 0:05:56.800 --> 0:06:00.160 the Brooklyn version will be hey, assholes, that's of you 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:02.960 our Twitter just at hay assholes? Is that taking? I 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:04.640 don't know. Check by the time you hear this, we've 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.120 already checked exactly. All right, all right, well well alright, 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:09.760 so so so we have we have some connections and 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:12.039 now we own well we we we have, we have 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:17.440 we have Yeah, I wouldn't let's let those connections we have. 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:20.240 We have some things we may we're gonna change it. 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:22.880 So just we don't know, we're gonna change many changes already. 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:24.520 One thing I will tell you, though, is you can 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:27.720 reach us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:29.560 If you want to respond to any of this stuff, 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:32.400 you do check email, right, Brodie not not checking it? Okay, 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:34.039 Well I'll check it and I'll read it. So I 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:35.400 want to I want to just clear the air on 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:38.440 that as well. You did a podcast before this one, 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.920 and you had a chat room and a Facebook page 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:44.440 and a Twitter, and you're all up in that. I 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:47.359 don't have time for that. I love the listeners, but 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:50.120 this is my third podcast. In addition to my two jobs, 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:52.760 I have the company, three jobs here at the company, 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.279 and I don't have time. I understand that because the 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:59.080 reason enough time is I respond to every tweet, every tweet, 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:01.600 and so I'd rather just keep it on in one place. 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.599 Tweet me, keep it short. You could reach him, by 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:07.680 the way at David Underscore. Brody, you're not following him. 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:10.120 Follow him. He's a funny guy. And I think the 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:14.640 best way who contact us is probably our own Twitter, 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:17.440 which which we're gonna which we're gonna settle in the 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:20.239 next well, I mean, I mean, you're at Scary Jones, 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.200 I'm at David on Score Brody and if you want 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:24.960 to add the Brooklyn Boys, absolutely do all three. If 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:27.600 you can, that'd be great. But if you do like 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:30.160 at Brooklyn Boys, we may not see it right away 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:31.200 and we want to get back to you right away, 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:32.720 so just take us. Also, if you don't mind, take 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:37.119 us on our personal in regards to last episode, Yes, 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:39.760 I corrected you something that you said grammatically incorrect. We 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:41.920 had a whole little debate on it. You came out 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:43.920 of the light went over your head, and you realized 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:46.960 that I was right, and we moved on. Yeah. But 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:48.680 but a bunch of people commented on that, and they're like, oh, 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:51.840 you should do a grammar podcast now. Okay, so a 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:54.360 couple of things. Number One, I have no time for 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:56.640 a fourth podcast. Although they were like you and Bethany 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:58.640 from the Elvistraight Morning Show. In case you're yeah, I 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:00.960 saw that they want you to you a podcast with 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:04.440 Bethany that that deals with the grammar. Okay, here's the thing. 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.720 A select number of people like people who are really 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:10.520 good at grammar. The rest of the world hates us 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:13.320 for correcting people. So I try to do it in 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:17.360 a funny way. I have an idea. Now, some somebody, 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:21.840 somebody uh in my life tweeted something that I was 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:27.400 tagged in and said, uh, who's who's on it Look 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:30.960 who's on iTunes? And who's so to me, I would 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:35.960 spell that w h O apostrophe ass who is right? 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:38.800 But they wrote who's as in w h os like 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:41.880 whose shoes are these? And so I had to correct him. 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:44.240 But I felt I felt like, you know, I felt 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:46.200 like an asshole. No, never feel like an asshole because 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:49.600 I'm right. Yeah, but that makes you come off No. 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:51.040 I said, hey, I just want to let you know, 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:53.199 and they said, thank you. They appreciate That's good because 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:55.080 some people don't respond that way. Some people take it 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:57.360 very personally. Yeah, well they shouldn't because you're just trying 0:08:57.400 --> 0:09:01.000 to help. Well, I did win my third grade spelling B. 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:03.439 I was there. I have my my trophy to boot. 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.120 So I am. I am a pretty smart guy. I am. 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.760 I'm still spelling. I am still angry about my third 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:09.800 grade spelling B. What happened? Then, I'm using the word 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:14.600 angry deliberately. What happened? So? I like to consider myself 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:17.319 a very very bright person. As you know, I graduated 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:21.120 high school sixteen. Bertie, you were so advanced, I can't 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:24.240 believe your story. I ain't well anyway. So I was 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:26.560 always like the kid in the class, was set at 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:29.680 the special table, was did extra work and all that stuff. 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:33.280 So I was very I guess I was confident. But 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:37.319 being confident and being smart, it's like the athlete that's 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:40.640 so naturally gifted. They don't try as hard as the short, 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.560 scrappy guy who runs into walls because he knows he 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:48.360 has to right. Okay, so third grade spelling b if you. 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.200 I'm gonna make a reference to a TV show. It's 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:52.720 an old TV show, The Honeymooners, where the star of 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:57.400 the show um is very cocky, Ralph Kramden. He's gonna 0:09:57.400 --> 0:10:02.040 win the name that tune show. This is my dollar questions. 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:06.800 My family categories popular music, right, and so he studies 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:11.640 every single he knows every This is back in the fifties, 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:13.440 so at that point it wasn't as much music as 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:18.400 there is now. Every composer, songwriter, chart position. He studies 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.080 for weeks and weeks and weeks. What is pal Ed 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.680 Norton and every time? Ed on the piano because they 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:25.280 don't have MP three players in the fifties, Ed plays 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:26.840 the song, and he has to try to guess who 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:30.880 it is. Right, they're practicing, but in in order to 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:34.560 get to get limbered up and to start, he has 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:43.040 to play Swannee River and then we'll go into the 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:46.360 song right. And then he played this right and and 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:48.360 and Ralph would get very upset with him and say, 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:50.959 would you just play the song? Yeah? Cut cut at 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:52.960 that beginning, wind up a part, and go right to 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:54.839 the song that I'm trying to guess, right, And he 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:56.679 would say, but Ralph, that's how I get That's how 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:58.839 I learned how to play. I have to do it. 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:02.040 So Ralph again the whole episode he's learning, He's like, 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:05.400 if you like, let's say this was today's music, you 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:08.719 go work Rihanna, you know two sixteen who wrote it 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:12.040 the whole thing? Okay? Boom like David Boom Right, Okay, 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:15.040 so right, So he goes on the show. He's been 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:17.920 studying for like two weeks. Right, he knows every song 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.400 ever written at that point in time. And in the 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:25.160 host of the show says, uh, and he says, how 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.400 do you feel I'm confident? He goes, kind, I'm going 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:31.200 straight to the top, straight to the top. So on 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:32.800 this show you had to like answer like let's say, 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:36.600 fifteen twenty questions and everything and and the sixty four 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:38.840 dollar quick. No, he didn't get to hold on. He 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:40.920 had he had to answer like a bunch of questions 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:43.440 all the way up like millionaire, more and more questions, 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:45.520 and he's going, I'm going right to the top. I 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:48.520 know everything about music. Ask me anything. And so they 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:53.040 so he goes, okay, for for one thousand dollars one 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:55.920 whatever it was, who sings this song? And he goes 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:02.000 who sings? Swanny River said, didn't you say that? He said, 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:06.040 who sings this song? And then he finally goes ed Norton, 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:09.080 his friend because he doesn't know, and like, oh a sorry, 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:11.680 and you're off the show. Off the show. And so 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.200 he's like, off the show written by by John Thompson. 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:16.480 But you're gonna have to leave. You're gonna have to leave. 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:20.679 Like everything the guy says, encyclopedia of knowledge, but the 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:23.720 most basic thing in front of his face, he didn't 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:27.000 bother to memorize. And that was so he went home 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:30.840 with nothing. By the way, that is my favorite episode 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:35.120 of the Honeymoon. Yes, it's every right, okay, so well 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:38.240 here okay, So I was extra cocky the spelling b 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:41.040 I'm the smartest kid in school. I was reading it 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:43.520 a sixth grade level in second grade, So this thing 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:47.160 is gonna be no problem. Well I wasn't cocky about it, 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:48.920 but in my mind I was, you know, like I 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:51.880 was helping the teacher and everything like Okay. So they 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:54.080 tell you the rules and they say, okay, so when 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:56.680 you get the word, say the words, spell the word, 0:12:56.760 --> 0:13:02.840 repeat the word yes, okay, like uh, book be oh okay, 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:05.760 book okay. So I get up there and I'm telling 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:08.920 everybody I've been studying these words. I'm I'm ready to go. 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:12.760 I'm studying like fifth grade words. I'm gonna kill this thing. Okay. 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:14.680 So I get up there and you have to like 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:16.440 walk on stage. They tell you the word, You do 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:18.720 what you're supposed to do, and you move on. So 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:21.079 they go up there and go, uh, your word is 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:23.760 angry and I smile and I go hey and g 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:28.720 r y and they says, I'm sorry. Next, wait a second, 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:31.000 but you spelled it right, Yeah, But what were the rules? 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:34.560 The rules were. I had to say the words, spell 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:37.160 the word, and then say the word again a second. 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:39.360 I just said, I just said I just spelled it 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:41.559 because I wasn't. I was so cocky that I was 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:44.840 gonna nail everything. I didn't listen to the directions, and I, 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:49.240 that's bullshit. It's no, no, no no, no, no no. That 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.280 wasn't a Ralph crammed in moment. That wasn't you. It 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:52.880 was because I was like going right to the top, 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:56.000 right to the top, and I went right off the stage. 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:58.199 You spelled the word, right, Yeah, but I didn't follow 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:01.079 the rules. So it's my point was they got you 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:03.720 out on a technicality because they would jealous. Those little 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:06.840 bastards know that the teacher and the principle who are 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:08.960 running the contest. This was as much of a lesson 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:13.080 is following instructions as it was spelling words. And did 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:15.120 you ever get the test they gave you this? There's 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:17.880 another thing about following directions. I don't know if they 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:21.640 still do this anymore. They handed out copies of papers 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:23.960 to everybody, right, and it said, all right, there's a 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:28.320 series of twenty questions and assignments on this paper. Uh, 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:31.480 when you're done with all everything on the paper, just 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:33.600 turn it over and put your hands down. And when 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:37.080 where everyone's done, we will move on and the first 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:40.320 question said, uh, do not do anything until you read 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:42.680 everything on the page. And then the first one says, 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:45.680 like what's three times six or eighteen? And then the 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:48.840 next one was what is a rectangle? Is how many 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:51.160 sides it have? And then it was like math equations. 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:52.800 So so I think, I see you're going and then 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:55.040 I so I worked at all the problems and I 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.680 nailed it, and I get to number two, let's say twenty, 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:00.560 and it says, do not do any thing. Put your 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:03.800 pencil down, ignore all the questions. Because the first thing 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:05.960 said do not do anything until you read the whole page. 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:08.200 That's correct. But I was like, I'm gonna nail this thing. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:10.920 And I flew right through it and everybody in the 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:13.000 class except one kid was like, oh, I'm not gonna 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:14.560 do anything, and he read till the end and he 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:15.720 put his hand. I was like, how did that? Because 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:19.520 he follow the INSTRUC instruction. Brody, that's a character flaw 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:22.000 in life. I mean, you're you're now you're attacking me. 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:24.280 I feel well, but you do that today, I mean 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:26.720 you rush, you rush into like I know it, I 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:29.520 know the answer. You're like the guy on family feud 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:32.520 that gets up there and like goes and buzzes in 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:35.480 the question, then finished the question. Here's the problem part 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:37.760 of what makes me good my job here in writing 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:41.000 so quickly as people are talking. And is it like 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:46.040 the old game password? Right? You go hot the person cold? Right? Right? 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:48.680 You do it with me. I'll show how my brain works. 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:54.160 You can give the clue. Okay, uh circle where no 0:15:54.280 --> 0:16:00.320 hot and cold? Um? Okay, so let's just say up. No, 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:03.960 you don't follow directions cold hot, Give me the clue 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:09.920 of hot ready, god, no, ready, ready and boiling? Oh 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:12.600 my god, what are you talking about? Just say hot? 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:15.200 Just say hot hot and the answer is cold, right, 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:20.760 so you go gready do it? Hold? See up, I 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:23.440 jumped on you because I'm already thinking what the answer is, 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:27.680 because I'm already anticipating the question. It's like, oh, what 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:31.840 is the capital of Albany? Right? But it's New Mexico. 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:35.840 And I'm like, oh, I should have said Albuquerque, Santa Fe, Albuquerque, 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:39.080 one of them. Okay, whatever, it's I think it's Albuquerque. Anyway. 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:42.320 If I'm wrong, I'm Polish. But your your brain is lightning, right, 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:45.240 and so as long as I'm right, it's like wow, 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:47.720 he was right, like, I like, it's great. But if 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:50.840 I'm every once in a while wrong, it's because I'm 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:53.440 going too fast to wait around to think about it. 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:55.680 But that's a cocky son of a bitch. Move. Well 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:57.560 it's just where my mind work. But you see, but 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:01.040 mine see Okay, So here's how my mind works. Listen 0:17:01.120 --> 0:17:04.560 to people. First, I like to listen to everything, and 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:07.080 then don't have time for that, like just now, like 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:08.639 I don't have time for you to finish your sentence. 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:10.600 Well that's not cool. Then you're not listening. How's your 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:13.000 wife put up with you? She doesn't. That's the problem. 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:14.600 Doesn't supposed to listen to your what here is the 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:16.919 thing to what they said? But look, you remember that 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:19.280 guy in sales that we we didn't like. Listen in response, 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:21.159 There was a guy in sales that drove us crazy, 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:24.560 drove was crazy. He was annoying, he bothered us, he 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:27.639 pestered us, and we complained to his boss and he said, hey, Bob, 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:30.040 this guy's driving his crazy. But l GP is still 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:33.439 here for some reason. No not, And and Bob, the 0:17:33.520 --> 0:17:35.800 current boss at the time, said, what makes him annoying 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:39.199 is what makes him great, right, and what makes me 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:43.240 good at my job right like like okay, like Elvis said, 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:46.040 so we gotta put up with you like a selfish prick. Sometimes, No, 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:47.879 not a selfish prick. It's like when Elvis called me 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:50.080 out of nowhere yesterday and he said, Elvis dran our 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:51.960 our host. I assume everyone listened to our morning show, 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:53.800 but they might not at this point he said out 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:57.480 of nowhere, Hey, Brodie, what words sound funny right now? 0:17:57.640 --> 0:18:01.720 Some people would have to go oh um rudabaga like 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:05.680 but he's like, oh, BROI, what where's art choke? You 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:07.720 didn't even let him finish? Well, I let him finish, 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:10.480 but like like I played like categories and board games. Okay, 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:12.199 for the sake of this part. The point was I 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:14.800 screwed I. I screwed the pooch in this spelling beat 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:17.760 because I was so quick to give the an I understand, 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:19.679 and you know what, you learned your lesson, but you 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:21.480 didn't because you still do it to this day. But 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:23.359 I wanted to say, I can't help it for the 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:26.399 sake of this podcast, can you, for the sake of 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:29.320 can can try to down a little? I will try 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:31.359 to slow it down for you, And that makes me. 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:35.280 That makes me look bad. That's like you're insulting me. No, 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:37.560 I'm just listening. I'm just I'm just just slow it 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:40.080 down because just just a notch. No, I will slow 0:18:40.080 --> 0:18:41.800 it down. I'm just explaining to you why I failed 0:18:41.800 --> 0:18:43.479 those two. You listen to me, I listen to you. 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:46.240 We listen. We feed off each other. Now, sorry, I 0:18:46.280 --> 0:18:48.919 was looking at my notes. Would you say exactly you 0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:53.080 went with that? That's brody for you. So a couple 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:55.040 of things. Wow, why do we even begin for today? 0:18:55.960 --> 0:18:58.119 You want to attack me for something I don't have 0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:00.719 to attack you play something out Last week I had 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:03.040 a problem with you because you had your interns in 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:08.000 here sifting through resumes. We're trying to call their own replacements, 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:11.040 calling people up for future interviews so those people could 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:13.600 ultimately come in here and get the jobs and replace 0:19:13.720 --> 0:19:15.240 them in the next time. And I found fault with 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:16.800 you because you were talking about a party went to 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:19.679 I wasn't invited to, and most people agreed mine was 0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:22.280 yours was a more serious offense and mine was a 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:24.639 better complaint. Right, Well, okay, and we're not trying to 0:19:24.680 --> 0:19:26.359 do that. We're not playing tip for tip. No, But 0:19:26.440 --> 0:19:29.399 what happened? What happened since then, well you did something. 0:19:29.440 --> 0:19:32.280 The very next day you did something else, which, again 0:19:32.800 --> 0:19:38.439 I find I find just the deplorable. You were like, hey, scary, 0:19:38.480 --> 0:19:41.359 I want you to meet so and tell has some 0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:43.199 some girl that you had up here. I'm like, oh, hi, 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:46.679 how are you? And you're like, yeah, you know, she 0:19:46.840 --> 0:19:52.000