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Speaker 1: your racist money altern stuff, I can't tell me. Yeah. Welcome,

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Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen to a fantastic, a spectacular, a devastating

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Speaker 1: episode of My Mama Told Me the podcast where we

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Speaker 1: and we worked to finally answer that question, What the

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Speaker 1: funk happened to Forest Whittaker's eye? Please, someone tell me

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Speaker 1: who has an ownly fans account. Give it up for

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Speaker 1: a stay of day. Wait, what are you drinking? What

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Speaker 1: your conspiracy theory. It has sort of a very a crossover,

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Speaker 1: KKK used to make mystic juices. Yes, tell me more.

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Speaker 1: It don't matter. It's cost one sense to make. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So then I can't give this my money. I can't

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Speaker 1: completely cut them off from that? I did. I stopped

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Speaker 1: the alternative to Mystic? Once I got cut off? I

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Speaker 1: peach one Okay, not for me, but I'm not here, hey,

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Speaker 1: I was like juice. I was really, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: I was like a mom, we need to get this

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Speaker 1: told me she is still talking about these mystic juices,

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Speaker 1: so number one, Mystic does not have a website. There's

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Speaker 1: at like Amazon and Sam's Club, But when you click

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00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,360
Speaker 1: on those availabilities, some of them are like, we're out

425
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: of stock on this, and there's no suggestion that they're

426
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 1: going to fill it. So it feels like Mystic is

427
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: out of I gotta go to the Bronx exactly. You

428
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: gotta go to like both daga is gonna bronx or

429
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 1: something to see if it's still have been there, right,

430
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 1: that's the only way to really know. And my fear

431
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,919
Speaker 1: is that they're this is just surplus that they're like

432
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: unloading in these shops. I was just thinking that too,

433
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 1: like it just might be residual leftover mystic. Right. So

434
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 1: also you would also have to look at the date, Yes,

435
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,360
Speaker 1: what date is it? And is it actually the date

436
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: that was written down or is this just like scratched

437
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:32,679
Speaker 1: off some dudes like a cat in the pin rewrote it.

438
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: This is like real boots to the ground research that

439
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,879
Speaker 1: needs to happen. You really get in the field. We

440
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 1: need to deploy a team. We need them to come

441
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 1: back daily with new you know, numbers and quotes. It's

442
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: also probably certain places like you go to light that's

443
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 1: like the middle of like Mississippi, they might be popping

444
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: with them exactly that I assume they're they're fucking drinking

445
00:25:56,080 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 1: that exclusively. They don't have water, they're just drinking mystic,

446
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 1: just leftover mystic from the mystic factory that appeared coming

447
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: out just right, y'all keep calling this brown water, that's

448
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 1: orange mystic. Stop saying that, Okay, so Mystic does not

449
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: have a website. But what I did discover is that

450
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: you were correct that the the actual conspiracy theory was

451
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: associated with Snapple. In Snapple was accused of associating with

452
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: not only the KKK, but also something called Operation Rescue,

453
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 1: which is basically like this pro life group who dedicated

454
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 1: their lives to saving poor aborted babies from evil pussies. That's,

455
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 1: you know, a breakdown of what their their home thing was.

456
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 1: But so Snapple gets associated with them, with the KKK,

457
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 1: and then lastly, Snapple gets associated with South Africa. People

458
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,679
Speaker 1: start saying that they're secretly brewing their tea in apartheid

459
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 1: South Africa. Well, and this is going crazy on what

460
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 1: was then the eight people who had the Internet, the

461
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 1: one the one dude in a chat room. You're nailing it.

462
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: So whoa. But that's also like you know that my

463
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: grandmother kind of say like, if you keep getting affiliated

464
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 1: with certain stuff, then it's something you don't you know

465
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 1: what I mean. That's a lot of accusations to land

466
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 1: on one absolutely, and here's where it gets even crazier,

467
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:36,120
Speaker 1: right because I totally agree with that sentiment. If it's

468
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 1: coming at you from all these different places. You're giving

469
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: off some kind of energy. It may not be true

470
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: that you're specifically associating with the KKK, but you're doing right.

471
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: And part of it was that they said, and you

472
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: know these uh, Snapple was originally made by three Jewish dudes, right,

473
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 1: So they immediately come out and go, we're three Jewish

474
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: dudes from Brooklyn. What benefit will we have an associal

475
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: sating with the KKK? And then everybody points to their

476
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: original bottle. And when you look at the original bottle

477
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: of snapple, there used to be a ship on the

478
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: original bottle. And the ship people claim was a Blackbird

479
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: ship or one of the ships that was used for

480
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:23,400
Speaker 1: transferring slaves to America. I believe it. You ain't even

481
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: seen it yet. What does believe have to do with ship? Exactly?

482
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 1: Te important tea. But what else was they bringing with tea?

483
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,719
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for saying that's how they get you.

484
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: They import some tea and they imported nigked I believe.

485
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: I believe. Okay, so this is a crazier part because

486
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: you just brought up the perfect transition into what ultimately

487
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: is the problem here. They're rebuttal to all of this

488
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: when everybody says that the bottle, because people say that

489
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: the ship on the bottle is in fact a slave ship,

490
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: and they even go so far as to claim that

491
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: they can see little black people in the images of

492
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: the slave ship. And then Snapple says, no, no, fuck that,

493
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: shut your ass up. That's not a slave ship. That

494
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: ship is for the Boston Tea Party that's supposed to

495
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: be said. They tried to make it tea. I knew

496
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: they was gonna try to make it. They tried to

497
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: make a tea. And what's even more fucked up, the

498
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: Boston Tea Party. Ain't not racist, you know what I mean?

499
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: Like that, ain't That's not like the word. That's not

500
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: the affiliation you want to jump to. No, it's like,

501
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: I'm not that kind of racist. I'm this kind of racist.

502
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: You know, white people dressed up as Native Americans throwing

503
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: tea into a river and you know, right, so they're

504
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: doing making making noises. And so ultimately where this lands me,

505
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: as I'm sort of digging through all of this, this

506
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: nitty gritty of them sort of denying racism with more

507
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: secret racism, is that it may me start to think, well,

508
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: how is this not a version of white supremacy, right, Like,

509
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: you're still even as you're feeding me something that supposedly

510
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: is harmless, you're still telling me a truth that comes

511
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: with harm that indoctrinates me in a type of white supremacy.

512
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: And so I'm starting to think what corporation, big company

513
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: exists in the world that isn't associated with white supremacy.

514
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: None exactly. I'm like, like, not a single one private.

515
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: I started digging into how many organizations and companies are

516
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: associated with like private prisons, and there are a ship

517
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 1: ton It's weirdly the whole thing, right, It's like that's

518
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: how this whole ship is. Unfortunately, and it's way that

519
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: I think it's super like black people are super aware

520
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: of white people are just not like you know what

521
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: I mean. But it's like it's like, bro, I mean,

522
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: not for nothing. And you can name any company in

523
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: America if it's around by a white personally, it is

524
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: white supremacy about book, It's all coming from the same

525
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: white supremacy. Microsoft, Like, it's all coming from the same yes,

526
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So it's like, you know,

527
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: you can't really separate that even though I think white

528
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: minds do. It's like you really can't at the end

529
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: of the day, you know what I mean, Because even

530
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: when I'm looking at this Snapple cover because I said,

531
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: let me find an old one now that because I

532
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: don't think I do think these are just people dressed

533
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: up like Native Americans. But that's bad, it's not okay,

534
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: it's not something to celebrate. And it's certainly and I

535
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: think people have thought these were the slaves, but I

536
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: think they're just people dressed up like Native Americans. Right.

537
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: But and again it just goes back to that point

538
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: that you were just making that like even as white

539
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: people think that they are not part of the problem,

540
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: they're absolutely part of the problem. If the Bill Gates

541
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: Foundation and being like what, we give a billion dollars

542
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: away every year, and it's like, yeah, but bro, you

543
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: steal from so many people, you so many lives. The

544
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: billion dollars doesn't and doesn't have balance. But isn't that

545
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: always like the rich evil guys problem, you know, even

546
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: down to like a Jeffrey Epstein. You know, it's like

547
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be molester Jenkins over here, but I'm I'm

548
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: gonna give I'm gonna give hell of money and donate

549
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:31,719
Speaker 1: and research, scientific support, scientific research to save the world

550
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: over here, and that allows me to be molested Jenkins

551
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: over here, And it's like, no, it does not, it

552
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: does not allow you to do We're still tracking those molests.

553
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: It's not right, and we don't like, we don't think

554
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: that's good. And none of us are enjoying these molested

555
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: You keep doing, Mr Jenkins. But it's gotta be tough

556
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: for white people too, because they're just being white. I

557
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: think about that sometimes, like they just wake up and

558
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: they're white. Then they go outside, white and the day

559
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: comes to them as it does because of their whiteness,

560
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: and they're like that, and that I do. I agree

561
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: that that is the challenge that ultimately they they lived

562
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 1: this way their entire lives. If you woke me up

563
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 1: every day and we're like you, you breathe the wrong,

564
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: I'd be like, what, well, how am I supposed to

565
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: do it? This is the only way I've known my

566
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: entire life. And they're like, nope, you ain't never gonna

567
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: breathe right. It's like, but I want to. I want

568
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 1: to breathe correctly. And nobody will give you any space

569
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: to figure that ship there's no and there's no way

570
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: to do it, like you've done so much wrong, Like

571
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: you done so much wrong. I think that's the biggest

572
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: challenge of where we are right now is nobody is

573
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: just willing to admit that, like you might just have

574
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: to take an l in like chip, Yeah, it's like

575
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: you can't fix it. They The only thing they could

576
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,479
Speaker 1: do is it's like because it's like I always equated

577
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: to like an abusive relationship, right, like like we we

578
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: are the abused white in this situation, and whitey is

579
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: a very bad you know what I'm saying. And the

580
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: only thing that they could do for us now is

581
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 1: like really have a coming to God moment, you know,

582
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: like they're like a drug alcohol like Irish husband. You know,

583
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: it's like they've got to come to some coming to

584
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: God moment of like I've really been beating this woman

585
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: and just doing her bad if she deserves better, And

586
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: then they need to come in with an envelope with

587
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 1: some money and they need to say, hey, I set

588
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: you up with a house away from me, and you

589
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:38,760
Speaker 1: don't never got to see me first class get away

590
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:44,399
Speaker 1: from me. I'm sorry, that's like the only deleted your

591
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,959
Speaker 1: number from my phone. Feel free to like pack three

592
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: like take give us Georgia, give us like Mississippi, give

593
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: us like three other states around Georgia because we need Atlanta.

594
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: Give us that. Move all little crackers out of there,

595
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,280
Speaker 1: give us some money, and just say this is yours

596
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: and we will not be coming here ever again. You

597
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: don't never got to worry about me again. Make sense

598
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: to me. Cool, motherfucking it all tracks for me, that's

599
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: called motherfucking bars niked. Just let us have Georgia please

600
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: in Mississippi. Just give us some space at some time.

601
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 1: I'm not saying we won't come back around, and maybe

602
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: we could be friends. We will never be lovers again,

603
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: but we might be able to be We need we

604
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: need a second apart to really get tons and maybe

605
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: you can get to know yourself as well. In all

606
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: of this, I've been saying that we're not even gonna

607
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: learn ourselves, so we get away from me too well.

608
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: And that's and that there's something fascinating in that for me,

609
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,240
Speaker 1: because I do think that so much of the framing

610
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 1: of white culture is built around their identity in relation

611
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 1: to other people. Like even the celebration of the Boston

612
00:35:54,840 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: Tea Party is a celebration of them being derogatory towards

613
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,280
Speaker 1: another group, And it's like, how much of your identity

614
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: can you really dig into? That's just you, that's just

615
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 1: just rice cakes and and fucking uh whatever whatever is

616
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: that y'all are into, like figure out which I don't

617
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: even think they know. Nobody even knows, you know, it's

618
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: a mystery. And that's the thing. That's why, because we

619
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: were like, we're like generations of being raised in this

620
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: bad relationship and it's like the only thing that will

621
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 1: help that is like space. I'm just I'm at a

622
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: point where I don't even believe that black people should

623
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: go to therapy because I'm like, if you get your

624
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: ass well, but you're getting beat by men, don't nobody

625
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: tell you, Oh, they get some counsel and girl that

626
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: will help. They tell you get the funk out the house.

627
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: You can do, you can do to counsel. And once

628
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: you're going, we're not in a position to be able

629
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: to decompress and like reflect on a thing yet because

630
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: we're still getting pepper sprayed and fucking burned, right, and

631
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: all the therapy is like when I was in therapy,

632
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: I was in therapy for maybe six months, and I

633
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 1: was and I had this white lady therapist and that

634
00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: was a bad and uh fist. But I'm going through

635
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 1: the process and I'm realizing, I'm like, my problem is

636
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 1: white people. That's my problem. If we get down to

637
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: all of the problems, like my emotional state, all of

638
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: that sure is this white oppressor looming over me is

639
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:20,439
Speaker 1: the issue. So like we need to alleviate that before

640
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: I could even dig into myself. It's not like I

641
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: can figure this out when I'm still gonna go out

642
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: and whatever things i feel I'm lacking or I can't

643
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: even control how to maintenance though, because I'm dealing in

644
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: this like oppression. So it's like, well, what do we

645
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: even do much of the conflation and manipulation of even

646
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: like the things that are happening in the outside world

647
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 1: right that, Like with the Black Lives Matter movement, all

648
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: they keep saying is like these writers, these people are

649
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: are unruly, They're not following the law. And it's like, yeah,

650
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 1: but we did follow the law. We we actively try

651
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: to follow your law. Your law does not work for us.

652
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 1: And now even in an attempt to politely uh disrupt

653
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 1: or politely go against the law, you're still pointing out

654
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: the fact that like we ain't following on the rules,

655
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: and it's like, bro, we can't. There's no conversation to

656
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: be had here then, And also you're just lying, like

657
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: just be real things. I would just really rather than

658
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: just be like, we don't give a funk about you

659
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,720
Speaker 1: and just do what we want you to do, because

660
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: that's what we all and that's it, because like you

661
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 1: don't give a about these rules either because at whatever

662
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: time and convenced, you will change them or just do

663
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,399
Speaker 1: whatever you want and act like they don't apply. So

664
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: it's like this is none of this is real in

665
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: that sense. It's like like I was talking to my

666
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,439
Speaker 1: uncle about the statues coming down and he said such

667
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: a point thing. He was like, first of all, none

668
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: of these statutes were like erected during the war, so

669
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: it's not He's like, this is not history, you know.

670
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: He's like, all of these things were after the war.

671
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: They would put them after the wars to intimidate black

672
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: people in the South, to let them know that those

673
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: types of other people were still in existence and that

674
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 1: it couldn't act up, he said. And secondly, your name

675
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: me a country that erect statutes to trees and this losers, right,

676
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: it doesn't exist. And I was like that, it was

677
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: like that who Germany doesn't even let you put up

678
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 1: like a Nazi pin, like they will arrest your site

679
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: if you even kind of associate with that ship. Because

680
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: they were like, no, we lost, we took our el

681
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: and you take out the race stuff their trees and

682
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: this losers. They tried to swim from there get they

683
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: failed and they lost, So why do they mean a statue?

684
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 1: Why are we remembering? Mostly it was four years. Everybody

685
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,959
Speaker 1: pretends like this confederacy was like decades of like six

686
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: had y'all had like a week and a half of

687
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: fucking trying to do and delusion of and stay delusion.

688
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 1: And that's another problem, white delusion, you know what I mean?

689
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: Because I just watched Gone with the Wind for the

690
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 1: first time and I was like, there's nothing good about

691
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: Wait a minute before you go any further, because this

692
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 1: brings me to a section that I like to call

693
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: talk that talk, and this is a mom where I'm

694
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: going to enable you. I'm gonna give you thirty seconds

695
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: to just rant and rave about rave it's probably the

696
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,800
Speaker 1: wrong word, but rant about all the evils of gone

697
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: with the wind and the delusions of white people. Are

698
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: you ready? Okay? This was the issue. I didn't even

699
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,839
Speaker 1: have an issue with all the slavery and stuff because

700
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 1: I knew that was in it. That was that was

701
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 1: the times. My issue is that this white girl was

702
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: an evil, manipulative little bitch and she never learned her lesson.

703
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: She just stayed manipulated people and trying to get over

704
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: all these men with her tired as pussy and her

705
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 1: wild with inflation. And then at the end of it all,

706
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: she just goes back to her house like this is

707
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: what I always need. After she had manipulated that man,

708
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: got all his money, treated him like all types of

709
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,439
Speaker 1: ship because she wanted to suck the other man who

710
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: was already with somebody friend at the bitch it still

711
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: kept trying to the bed the bitches on her death, man,

712
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: you're worried about you can suck her man. She was

713
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: an unsatisfiable, just little bit and it was like, how

714
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: did this person become some legendary heroin? And then that's

715
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: why white women out of way they fucking are because

716
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: that's the ship she was looking up to. That is ridiculous.

717
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: I just didn't get talk that talk with Sam J.

718
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: Motherfucking boy. I totally agree. I think so much of

719
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: their delusion is rooted in backwards messaging, backwards imagery that

720
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 1: they have been shown for years that like, you just

721
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: get to play this victim and be sad for yourself

722
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: even as you are oppressing and stealing from the communities

723
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: around you. Fucking wild. But we're gonna take a break

724
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: and we'll be back with more sam J and more.

725
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 1: My mama told me, are back anyways. Oh yeah, we're

726
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: back with more, sam J. We're back with more, Mama

727
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: told me. We are still talking about that mysterious connection

728
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 1: between Snapple and Mystic and the KKK and or apartheid

729
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 1: South Africa. I think that was a part that really

730
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: made me start to feel like, Okay, there's something a

731
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: lot more potentially sinister here is once you start connecting

732
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: like you know, literal you know, apartheid is as close

733
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: to slavery. I think it is in a literal sense

734
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: that we were able to see in our lifetime and

735
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: exactly at least a allowed version of it. I think

736
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: they're slavery everywhere even now. But like that was like

737
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: a noisy version across the country. Yeah, like there's slavery

738
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: like sex slaves obviously this, and like there's probably a

739
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 1: lot of countries that still suffer with you know, communities

740
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: that are being disenfranchised and manipulated and beaten and all

741
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: that ship. But South Africa was like noisiest funk about it,

742
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: and so it was like, oh damn, if these Snapple

743
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: people figure out a way to take advantage of that,

744
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: they're doing it. Yeah, exactly. Um, normally we play a game,

745
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,919
Speaker 1: we play a U usually a silly game in this

746
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: in this third part of the show. But instead what

747
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: I did was I wanted to track down a contact

748
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: number for Mystic because we were talking about whether or

749
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 1: not there in the KKK. I figured it's better for

750
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 1: us to just ask them straight up, what is your

751
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:30,879
Speaker 1: association with the Clue Klux Klan and uh why? Um?

752
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: So I tracked because they don't have a website and

753
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: all they have is a phone number. I tracked down

754
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: that number, and I thought that we should call them together.

755
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,959
Speaker 1: And so I'm gonna call this number and we're gonna

756
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 1: see what happens and imre, let's do it. Here we go,

757
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: Are you reach win service? Please leave a message and

758
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 1: we will get back too as soon as possible. What

759
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 1: the hell? Or you can also send us an email

760
00:43:56,640 --> 00:44:01,919
Speaker 1: at Winds Service at a o L dot com. Okay,

761
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: I got a lot of questions at the tone. Please

762
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: record your message. When you finished recording, you may hang

763
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: up or press one for more options. Hi. Hello, my

764
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: name is Langston Kerman. I'm falling because I'm a big

765
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: fan of Mystic Juice drinks and I'm here with my

766
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 1: friend Sam and we just wanted to find out if

767
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: wind Service were We don't know what that is, but

768
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: if you're affiliated with Mystic because if so, we have

769
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: questions about whether or not the KKK is at all

770
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: related to Mystic Juices, you can call us back. I

771
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: don't leaven, I'm not going to leave my number, but

772
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,800
Speaker 1: you know where to find me. Motherfucker going to KKK.

773
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: You know what you did? Just put out an article

774
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: and uh started with their legs and we'll find it.

775
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 1: I think we did it. It was great. So I'm

776
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: gonna try one more number and we'll see if this

777
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: one works. And if not, then I don't know what

778
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. We're gonna decide that they are part

779
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: of the KKK and just live live knowing that. I

780
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 1: honestly think anybody who doesn't pick up the phone and

781
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 1: as part of the KKK the number dialed is not

782
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: in service sounds like some KKK ship to me, It

783
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: does like they because they got to move around that

784
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:29,280
Speaker 1: y'all basically made mystic on a burner phone. You snapped

785
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 1: your phone in half and threw it into bushes. Um uh,

786
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: now I want to play a game. We're gonna play

787
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: a game real quick. This game is called white Lies. Ugly,

788
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: You're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you. Give me is white lies.

789
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: The way that this game works is I am going

790
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 1: to introduce to you a pretty widely accepted conspiracy theory

791
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: in the white community. And what I would like for

792
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: you to do is breakdown why white people care about

793
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: this conspiracy theory so much? Why are they so invested

794
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 1: in this? What is what are they really trying to

795
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 1: do in committing to this conspiracy theory. One of the

796
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: people that's presently in the news always for some reason

797
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: is Hillary Clinton, and the constant conversation around her is

798
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,760
Speaker 1: a suggestion that Hillary Clinton is a secret murderer. White

799
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 1: people love to accuse her being a murderer and some

800
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 1: sort of like weird goat fucking lady, what do you

801
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 1: think that is? Why do you think white people are

802
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 1: so obsessed with Hillary Clinton and her murders. I've actually

803
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: been thinking about this a lot lately. I just I think, really,

804
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: I just been thinking about white people in these conspiracy

805
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: theories because a lot are just coming out from them lately,

806
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: which I feel like it's not a normal thing that

807
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: I've seen in the world, these like hotep level ideas

808
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 1: that they're starting to like tout around um, which is

809
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: something very new to me at least, And I just

810
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: think like it's a full symptom of losing control. I

811
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: just feel like they're just feeling like they're losing and

812
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 1: they don't know how to explain it at all because

813
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: they've had all the control for all the time, and

814
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 1: so like just like in the same sense of how

815
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 1: you have black hole types that are kind of clinging

816
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,399
Speaker 1: to these ideas because they can't explain their reality. It's

817
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:28,240
Speaker 1: the same ship They're just like clinging to this stuff

818
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 1: because they can't wrap their heads on how their reality

819
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: got to where it is. Yes, so it's it's I

820
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:38,879
Speaker 1: can't make sense of why my life stinks, so I

821
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: need to blame it on something impossible outside of myself.

822
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: And I think to your point, if white people had

823
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: to fully accept that, like, oh, your life just sucks

824
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,439
Speaker 1: because you ain't meant to win right way sadder than

825
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: to believe that like, oh, now this lady, there's all

826
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 1: these forces, or she's murdering and that somehow her murdering

827
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: affects my personal right. That's the crazy part. Like, unless

828
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton murders you, you're fine. It doesn't really a

829
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: sexual day to day it doesn't stop anything about your life.

830
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: No one she's murdered has had any detrimental effect. But

831
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: it's the same thing. I'm actually working on something about this,

832
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: but it's the same thing with these black hoteps. Would

833
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 1: be like everybody gay and they ain't telling you, It's like,

834
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: what does that have to do with you? Even if

835
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 1: they are gay and they're not telling us, Yes, unless

836
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 1: they're sucking your specific dick against your will, it kind

837
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: of doesn't matter against your will. I also have to

838
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: be you don't want it. Why in the world of

839
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 1: making a difference unless they figure out a way to

840
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 1: make your extremely heteronormative dick hard and then suck it

841
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: without your permission. It pretty much has no effect on

842
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: your life at all. And and so to your in

843
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: their head, the reason why I don't have nothing because

844
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 1: I won't be gay. Even though no one's asked them,

845
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: You don't know one's said, will you be gay for stuff?

846
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: They're like, They're like, no, they already know I won't.

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Speaker 1: life turned out. I just watched one and the whole

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Speaker 1: thing was just like these neis gay. But it was

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Speaker 1: like that was the only conclusion. Was like they all right,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess and they might be I think.

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Speaker 1: And the reality is we live in a society where

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Speaker 1: some people do feel uncomfortable sharing their sexuality and that's okay,

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Speaker 1: And so it is possible that there are secret gay

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Speaker 1: reason your life sucks, right the same way she could

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Speaker 1: be murdering people, she could be an actual murder. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not saying absolutely not. I'm saying I

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Speaker 1: I've never once known anyone she's murdered. I've never even

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Speaker 1: come across someone who's cried from the murderers. She's committed.

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Speaker 1: Unless we find out that like she's been driving through

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Speaker 1: the hood and like murdering niggas. I know it's awesome

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Speaker 1: contract killing ship, that would be so that idea. If

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Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton is the shooter, then it's a different conversation,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, if she's the one

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Speaker 1: But I think for now we can just assume that

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Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton murdering people shouldn't affect your life, and if

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Speaker 1: it does, you probably have a shitty and of life

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Speaker 1: to begin with. Hell yeah, well, I think we did it.

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Speaker 1: for a while. Ye hell yeah, we fixed everything, fixed everything. Sam,

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