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Speaker 1: the twenties, I'm moving night two point five. Hello. Hi

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Speaker 1: is this Andrew? Yeah? Whosa? Oh perfect, nice to meet you, Andrew.

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Speaker 1: My name is Patrick and I'm your new next door neighbor.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? Oh? Hi, I'm good. Thanks. How

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Speaker 1: are you not too bad? I hope you don't mind

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Speaker 1: me calling. I actually got your number from the realtor.

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Speaker 1: I met her the other day. Real nice lady. Oh

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Speaker 1: and you got it from Yeah. Yeah, she was outside

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Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, I'd like to get in

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Speaker 1: touch with my new neighbors. So she tossed me your number,

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Speaker 1: and now I'm on the phone with you. Oh okay. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, welcome to the neighborhood. It's a really fun

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Speaker 1: place to be. Oh my god, thank you. Yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: psyched to be here. Finally, I hate moving. Oh I

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Speaker 1: know it is the pits. I don't know if you're

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Speaker 1: a realtor told you, but we are pretty active neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: We all do a lot of fun things together. That's

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Speaker 1: really nice. Yeah, a lot of dinner parties. Halloween is

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Speaker 1: a hoot. Everybody decorates. It gets into the spirit of things.

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Speaker 1: You'll find that it's a really fun place to live.

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Speaker 1: That sounds so fun. Yeah it is, And you're actually

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Speaker 1: pretty lucky because this time of year, we're just about

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Speaker 1: ready to start our new season of backyard boxing. So

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Speaker 1: that's a whole lot of fun backyard boxing. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Every Thursday night, all the neighbors come over to our

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Speaker 1: backyard and we have a boxing ring setup, so everybody

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Speaker 1: just kind of beats on each other for a little while. Seriously. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it works kind of like this. Let's say somebody doesn't

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Speaker 1: like you for whatever reason, could be anything from the

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Speaker 1: color of your house or maybe your dog pooed on

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Speaker 1: their lawn or something. Instead of holding a grudge and gossiping,

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Speaker 1: the neighbor can just challenge you to a backyard brawl

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Speaker 1: that you do get out, and then after that things

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Speaker 1: are usually all good. You guys, actually like adults in

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood actually punch each other. Yeah. Yeah, you can

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Speaker 1: choose to use gloves or not. A lot of the

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Speaker 1: guys like to do a bare knuckle style though. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: you're actually serious, aren't you. Oh yeah. In fact, there

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Speaker 1: as already a few people that want to fight you

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Speaker 1: and your husband. How exciting? Wait what? Yeah? Yeah, one

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Speaker 1: person didn't like how many hours you had your moving

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Speaker 1: truck blocking the street. I guess people want to fight

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Speaker 1: like we just moved in last week. Well that's how

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Speaker 1: we do it in this neighborhood. You got a grievance,

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Speaker 1: you take it to the ring. Oh my god. There's

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Speaker 1: also another neighbor. She's a mom. I guess she didn't

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Speaker 1: like the outfit you were wearing when you moved in.

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Speaker 1: She actually says she wanted to fight me because of

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Speaker 1: what I was wearing. Oh yeah, she signed you up.

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Speaker 1: You and your husband are signed up for you signed

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Speaker 1: me up? What does that even mean? Yeah? Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: what I was calling you about. I want to let

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Speaker 1: you know that you've been signed up to box and

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Speaker 1: also you can sign somebody else up if you want to.

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Speaker 1: I know you haven't lived here long enough. You have

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Speaker 1: to really probably have anybody you want to punch in

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Speaker 1: the face. But if you do, let me know and

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Speaker 1: I'll set it all up. This is not okay, Like

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Speaker 1: this actually sounds illegal, Like I've never heard of a

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Speaker 1: neighborhood doing this your backyard adult fighting like boxing. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know about the legalities. We haven't looked

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Speaker 1: into that, but I can tell you this much. If

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Speaker 1: you do alert the police, there's gonna be a lot

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Speaker 1: more people that want to fight you guys, So I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't do that. What this is insane, Like this is

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Speaker 1: absolutely ridiculous. You know, I do want to let you know.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to put fifty dollars on you to beat

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Speaker 1: up that other mom, because I can hear in your

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Speaker 1: voice right now there's a lot of Well you don't

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Speaker 1: have to beat her completely up. You can just knock

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Speaker 1: her down a few times. You are not listening to me.

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Speaker 1: I am not beating anyone up. Okay, Well you kind

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Speaker 1: of have to. Not only is it a neighborhood tradition,

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Speaker 1: but you're the main event. What are you talking about.

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Speaker 1: I've sold tickets already. Yeah, so I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: ask you to fight here. I'm an adult, I have children,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna be in a fight in somebody's backyard,

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Speaker 1: you idiot. Oh that's right. You do have children, don't you. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I do have children, And can I ask how old

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Speaker 1: your children are? They're nine and five. Kids are perfect,

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Speaker 1: they can compete in the junior division. This is super fun.

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Speaker 1: You are sick. I can't even believe I'm having this conversation.

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Speaker 1: I obviously moved into the wrong neighborhood. Yeah, or you

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Speaker 1: answered the wrong phone call, because this is a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. What it's a prank phone call? This is

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Speaker 1: a job. Yes, Oh my god. Your husband told me

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Speaker 1: that you haven't met many of your neighbors yet and

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Speaker 1: he wanted to mess with you. But now I bet

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Speaker 1: you're fired up enough to box somebody, right, Yeah, my

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Speaker 1: husband every morning mornings on the twenties,