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Speaker 1: for his money. Okayop, this is OKAYOP. I'm samuel daughter

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Speaker 1: and I'm John. We tell the funniest stories on the internet.

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Speaker 2: And John, please tell me a funny story, because there's

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Speaker 2: so much death and destruction in the world.

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Speaker 3: You know, to lift up her spirit.

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Speaker 1: It may lift up your spirits and then slam them

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Speaker 2: I love that, like an emotionally abusive girlfriend come crawling

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Speaker 2: back to you every time.

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Speaker 1: Sweet sweet mistress. My mom dies, then my dad falls

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Speaker 1: in love with her nurse. But I think the nurse

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Speaker 1: poisoned my dad for his money.

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Speaker 3: What credit? What happened to nurses trying to save us? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened? I'll trying to giving us health, not

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Speaker 1: taking it away from us.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, oh jays.

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Speaker 1: So I'm an only son. My mom died of ovarian

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Speaker 1: cancer at only forty five years of age, and it

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Speaker 1: broke my dad's They had been together since college and

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Speaker 1: month older. Wow, that's like socles in age.

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Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, jeez, but I think that in college. I

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Speaker 3: guess that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, if that makes sense, I'm twenty two and

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Speaker 1: into the main events, how different in age are your parents?

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Speaker 1: My parents are also very close, like lessoning in the

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Speaker 1: same year, nineteenth seventy year. Okay, my mom and dad

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Speaker 1: thought you were about to be like, yeah, they're like

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Speaker 3: Years apart, five years afire. Yeah, my dad is ninety now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now, I went to college on a full ride scholarship.

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Speaker 1: This will be important.

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Speaker 3: Rat's ope, full of rad Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Indeed, and this will be important later. My dad met

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Speaker 1: played all the right notes to gain my dad's trust.

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Speaker 1: She was empathetic to him, nurturing and comforting. After my

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Speaker 1: she was just trying to weasel her way into my

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Speaker 1: for a year, and that whole time, Grace would check

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Speaker 3: Oh God.

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Speaker 1: After a year passed, Grace took the gloves off and

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Speaker 1: Grace was only forty when she and my dad started

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Speaker 3: Quick like why doesn't she Why doesn't OP trust her?

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Speaker 2: But so far, like it seems like the nurse is fine.

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Speaker 1: But he left about eighty percent of all his existing

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Speaker 2: You know, this is a lot of inferring, Like he

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Speaker 1: I agree. I think that like, there aren't any major

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Speaker 2: There's literally nothing wrong except like he has a suspicion.

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Speaker 1: You would have to be like in op shoes, Like

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Speaker 3: So far, I haven't seen any gremlin thang, that is fair.

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Speaker 1: Like, honestly, you're I think you're right. I don't think

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Speaker 3: How is she mad?

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Speaker 1: How is she showing you that she's mad? Good showed

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Speaker 1: What moves? What moves? I don't believe a fucking thing. Oh,

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Speaker 3: I bet like the nurses like, hey, like how you

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Speaker 5: And she's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, lady, I'm not

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Speaker 3: My that is gross.

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Speaker 5: She acting like she owned it, oh, even though I

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Speaker 2: You owned the house, the house, your house, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was always away at college, and I only visited

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Speaker 1: Even then it wasn't to see Grace, but to see

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Speaker 3: Starr how all right?

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Speaker 2: Like he's assuming a lot about what this woman's thinking.

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Speaker 2: I mean, five months is fast, but also they were

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Speaker 2: Bro, well right, I think it's kind of cool dating

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Speaker 1: Something, right, dipping your toe in the water.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dip your toe. See what it's like, See what

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Speaker 5: And when was all like, yeah, the important boy was

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Speaker 1: That's you gotta man, that's that's a idiot movie.

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Speaker 2: Now, this is like the first receipt we had, Like

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Speaker 1: Well, let's let's see if you let's see if he

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Speaker 1: Then I told her I had already graduated college, secured

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Speaker 3: Let's see. Let's see see it, sopie.

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Speaker 1: Let's see. Let's see what the story holds. Now here's

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Speaker 1: the kicker.

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Speaker 3: Okay, oh okay, and all. This is the kicker.

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Speaker 1: What I really said is that I will probably have

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Speaker 1: She assures me it's a local affair. Otherwise I'd invite you, honey,

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Speaker 1: She asks me if I can watch the house for her,

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Speaker 4: Sure.

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Speaker 1: What I really say is, of course, I will take

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Speaker 2: Bro Hope, he just sounds like a dick, Like he's

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Speaker 2: just like like here this woman is this freaking widow

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Speaker 1: Bro o He like OPI is.

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Speaker 3: The a hole.

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Speaker 4: A hole.

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Speaker 3: I okay, keep going.

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Speaker 1: Now for the new family. I warned them about my

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Speaker 4: What crazy step mom, Brox, he was living there?

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Speaker 2: You pulled the rug out under her?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 1: But But I present them with contact information to my lawyer,

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: We're almost We're no, it's pro revenge, Okay, I want

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Speaker 1: to freaking I am so excited to see these comments.

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Speaker 3: I hope they tear them to pieces.

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Speaker 1: I then found a great apartment in the city near

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Speaker 4: That's so fast, tovie.

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Speaker 2: Oh a whole month more than her and Ivanck getting

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Speaker 2: hippogrip bro opy your at garbage now.

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Speaker 1: Grace returns.

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Speaker 7: Of course he does, And of course Grace tried to

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Speaker 1: Good god, what did she do? From what I hear,

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Speaker 1: I love my job, but really I could survive solely

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Speaker 4: What did she? Would you be cooler and nicer? She

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Speaker 2: She did nothing to you except the one thing that

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Speaker 3: Or did he did she she gave.

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Speaker 2: Away her Pso okay, the one thing that she did,

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Speaker 3: Her whole life. You're an adult, you don't need video games.

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Speaker 1: There's one sentence lesson if Grace had been any cooler

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Speaker 1: that's it. Op is terrible. Oh, it's terrible. I want

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Speaker 1: to hear the comments. I can't be the only one

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Speaker 1: that thinks OPI is a garbage person. Comment number one

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Speaker 2: What do you mean isn't that bright? Cause she's being

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Speaker 2: me see see. It's almost as if they had a

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Speaker 2: checklist six months past. Check seems nice, check, great in

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Speaker 3: How is no one seeing through this?

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Speaker 1: Probably sold the ring to what a scumbag of a stepmom?

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Speaker 3: Dude?

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Speaker 1: People are on OP side.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand, bro, I don't understand. I don't get it.

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Speaker 2: This is bullshit, like, like, honestly, like, what what are

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Speaker 2: these the rebit The reddit comments are supposed to be

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Speaker 1: Dude, honestly, you're really right. I was waiting till the

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Speaker 1: end of the story because I didn't know the end

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Speaker 1: of the story here, But you are right, Like it's

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Speaker 1: it is an ope's head, he went a little he.

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Speaker 2: Went overboard, and I really think it's an ope's head.

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Speaker 2: But like, all right, this is one where I really

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Speaker 2: baffling to me that anyone would think that Opie is

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Speaker 2: in the right here.

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Speaker 3: Baffling, but you know what is always a right move.

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Speaker 4: The subscribe guy.

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Speaker 2: I follow us on Spotify, on tick tock, support us

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Speaker 2: on Patreon with Kathy quickly and we'll see in the

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Speaker 2: next episode.

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Speaker 3: Peace face