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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy

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Speaker 1: away dot com or call.

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Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y away.

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Speaker 3: We don't get many requests like this, but we love

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Speaker 3: when we do. Asking us to prank a person who's

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Speaker 3: getting close to retirement. Oh yeah, give him one last

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Speaker 3: laugh before they sail off into the distance when they

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Speaker 3: need it. And today we call a guy who owns

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Speaker 3: a chain of laundromats and what he doesn't know is

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Speaker 3: he's about to be in big trouble because there's a retirement.

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Speaker 3: There's a sharp tongued lawyer with a dash of Southern

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Speaker 3: charm who's ready to take him for everything he's worth.

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about Big Rick, and I think he's got

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Speaker 3: a legit case. But hear it for yourself and your

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Speaker 3: phone tap right now?

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Speaker 4: Another?

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Speaker 2: Why Hello, there is this hilarious owner of the laundromat

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Speaker 2: on a forty second in James.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I own a laundromat there. Who's there? Well?

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Speaker 2: Hello, friend, and good morning to you. My name is

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Speaker 2: A big Rick.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I am a lawyer.

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Speaker 2: You may have seen my TV commercial for Big Ricks Biscuits,

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Speaker 2: Banjo's and Bodied at Home.

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Speaker 4: That is me. I haven't seen that.

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Speaker 2: We are the Southern Slingers of Legal Solutions. We also

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Speaker 2: own the company Peachtree Pair of Legals.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm all right.

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Speaker 2: You see the theme friend Southern?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I see the same on the TV.

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Speaker 2: I'm dressed up as a big old judge in a

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Speaker 2: court room, you see. And then instead of a gavel,

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Speaker 2: I'm holding a big old turkey leg in my hand.

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Speaker 2: That was towards the holiday season.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I met that. So well, what exactly can I

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Speaker 4: do for you, Big Rick?

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Speaker 2: I'm actually calling because one of my clients was doing

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Speaker 2: laundry over your little establishment recently, and he got himself

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Speaker 2: hut was a long tailed cat in a room full

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Speaker 2: of rock and chests. Imagine that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well I can't imagine that. I have no idea

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Speaker 4: what he's talking about.

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Speaker 2: Well, you see, my client was using one of your

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Speaker 2: fancy tumble spin heating machines or whatever. I don't know

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Speaker 2: what your city folks call them.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we call them dryers.

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Speaker 2: Oh a dry yell? Is that creole?

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Speaker 4: I do like me some creole, my friend, I don't

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Speaker 4: know what creole is.

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Speaker 2: But Jenne who he had just done, finished his load,

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Speaker 2: and that buzzer went off like a whole hour on

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Speaker 2: a moonlit night.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 2: There was a buzzer sound.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they all do, They all do that one. Look

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Speaker 4: here's the issue.

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Speaker 2: The issue is that dryer my client was using did

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Speaker 2: not have any warning signs on it.

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Speaker 4: Well, a warning sign about what a buzzer.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying that the contents inside could be hotter

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Speaker 2: than a long headed billigot and a Louisiana pebble.

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Speaker 4: Patch on the dryer. Okay, wells are going to be hot.

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Speaker 2: Okay. What I'm trying to tell you is my client

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Speaker 2: reached in and grabbed a sack and eat on fried

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Speaker 2: up one of his meat hooks, nice and crispit.

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Speaker 4: Wait minute, you're saying he burnt his and on a sock.

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Speaker 4: How is that even possible?

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Speaker 2: Well, that would be my question for you in court, friend,

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Speaker 2: how is that possible?

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Speaker 4: If you're gonna assume me because you're moron, friend doesn't

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Speaker 4: know that dryers are hot, Go right ahead, Hopefully.

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Speaker 2: We can keep this behind legal doors. If you know

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying, and you would just ride us a

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Speaker 2: check to the tune of forty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: Forty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I will just walk away. I will actually

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Speaker 2: probably do a little dance on the way out the door.

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Speaker 2: I'm being honest, but I will walk away.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I guess you would if you got forty thousand

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Speaker 4: dollars for a hot sock.

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Speaker 2: No, look at your friend. If I was you, I

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Speaker 2: would just pay the money because I have a very

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Speaker 2: successful track record of litigating similar did we say legal

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Speaker 2: A legal A kerfuffle?

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Speaker 4: I don't want to hear it.

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Speaker 2: Well, you're gunna because I represented a client last year

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Speaker 2: who slipped and fell at a payday loan store. Now

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Speaker 2: he was bugglarizing the place, but does not mean accidents

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Speaker 2: don't happen.

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Speaker 4: You know what, I have heard enough of this be

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Speaker 4: as Oh, I don't think you did.

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Speaker 2: That man got paid twice, once from the negligent owner

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Speaker 2: who had recently watched the floors in second that big

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Speaker 2: bag of money he was making off with, they just

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Speaker 2: done gave it to him.

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Speaker 4: You are a crook, a sister and an ambulance skaker,

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Speaker 4: I don't word have anything to do with you.

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Speaker 2: Well, it sounds like you have issues, friend. Well, my

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Speaker 2: issue is your wife said that you would be laughing

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Speaker 2: by the end of this phone call, and you are

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Speaker 2: not laughing whatsoever?

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Speaker 4: Did you just say my wife?

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Speaker 2: Oh, your wife, Sally, her and I had a long

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Speaker 2: talking She set you up for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: And if you don't laugh, she said, you will testify against.

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Speaker 4: You in co O. So do you know Sally? Do

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Speaker 4: you know my wife Sally? Laugh?

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Speaker 2: Because this is a brain bone call. This is actually

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Speaker 2: say from Brook and Jeffrey of the Morning Man.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I can't believe my wife did this.

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Speaker 2: She said, you own a laundromat and you're getting close

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Speaker 2: to retirement, and I don't know. She said, just mess

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Speaker 2: with you somehow. Well, submission of complish, Okay, time to

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Speaker 2: retire today.

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Speaker 4: I just might do that because this is pretty over

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Speaker 4: the top.

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Speaker 2: Friends, Well, if you need a lawyer to sue yourself,

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Speaker 2: I know a guy who will take the case.

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Speaker 4: I guarantee we win. I'm at a top peachtree apparently right. Oh,

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Speaker 4: of course.

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Speaker 2: Also the slinger is.

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Speaker 4: Oh call, I'll call him too. Wake up every morning.

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Speaker 4: With poom tabs. Weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning,