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Speaker 1: I hit it. Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Man, Happy Monday. What a great day to be alive.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying post Masters Monday.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people are hungover today, a lot of

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Speaker 2: people are tired.

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Speaker 1: Justin was drinking watching it?

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Speaker 2: Was he? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He posted he was at some bar in Germantown.

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Speaker 2: It looked like, oh, you guys weren't watching it together.

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Speaker 1: No. I didn't hang out with him this weekend.

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Speaker 2: Man, Oh you guys, okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just it was a weekend at home, nothing crazy,

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Speaker 1: watching little Masters, went to brunch. Uh, didn't have anybody over,

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Speaker 1: did some stuff on the house, just had the Masters

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Speaker 1: playing the whole weekend though, Coach, So let's start the

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Speaker 1: show there.

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Speaker 2: I agree, let's start it and then we'll talk about

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Speaker 2: it because I'm gonna tell you Master Sunday very nice.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live. Arnold is off today. He

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Speaker 1: will be in on a Wednesday with a full report

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Speaker 1: from Augusta from San Antonio. He was also in New

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Speaker 1: Orleans for the Super Bowl. He's got so much to

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I can't wait to back. It's been so

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Speaker 2: lonely here. He has been on the road again on

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Speaker 2: the road again. Arnold is finally coming home.

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Speaker 1: He told me he was almost killed off. He was shot,

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Speaker 1: he died. But Arnold's been killed off.

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Speaker 2: He has Oh, so stupid.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to kill him off, so dull shot

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Speaker 2: That's so stupid, that's just so dumb, Like why would

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Speaker 2: you be so dumb, Like we just have a beautiful

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Speaker 2: Master's weekend and you come in with the dumbest.

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Speaker 1: Joke of all time.

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Speaker 2: Oh he got shot, No he didn't. Arnold is fine,

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Speaker 2: Like he's just driving back from Augusta.

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Speaker 1: Because I don't feel like reenacting the three last major

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Speaker 2: Then well, you're gonna have to work on it. Because

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Speaker 2: he's gonna be back Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: Why not just kill him off and then I don't

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Speaker 2: No, So by Wednesday, I expect you to have something

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Speaker 2: written out from Arnold that you can read.

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Speaker 1: Because he has been traveling.

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Speaker 2: He can tell us all about his trip, his voyage,

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Speaker 2: like what he saw, who he met, you know, whatever,

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Speaker 2: what he thought of the games.

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Speaker 1: Anything. Now I understand why people commit crimes. Sometimes it's

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Speaker 1: just easier to kill somebody off. In that moment, I thought,

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Speaker 1: I don't feel like reporting from those three places. Why

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Speaker 1: San Antonio, and Augusta. He's been at all three major

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Speaker 2: Got a question super Bowl, super Bowl, I'm an idiot,

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Speaker 2: that's what was in New Orleans. I was like the

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Speaker 1: I didn't do that one. I'd have four events too much.

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Speaker 2: Or if he was at the you know, the Padres

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Speaker 1: UFC in Miami.

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Speaker 2: Padres is in my kids baseball team was.

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Speaker 1: Random sports team Reference. They did have a home game

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Speaker 2: Oh, no, we played the Giants this weekend.

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Speaker 1: No, they played the Rockies. Nah, I was there. When

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Speaker 2: I know. That's why it's great.

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Speaker 1: When you were the Nets, I hated it, and now

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Speaker 2: The Padres are really good.

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Speaker 1: They're the best team in baseball.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live. We oh the one, two,

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Speaker 2: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: It's says and I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 1: I live on the North side of Nashville with Bazer.

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Speaker 1: We have two point two acres two point two kids

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Speaker 1: at Vanderbilt Clinic. Justin checks on them every single day

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Speaker 1: Why are you talking so fast? I don't know, but

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's okay. So let me tell you. We talked

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Speaker 2: Coming in an Augusta on Sunday is three or four

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Speaker 2: Don't have that. So she goes to Jersey Mics and

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Speaker 2: She goes in today the big.

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Speaker 1: Day we all live in Nashville. You order from a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like, I'm gonna get a pie. And

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Speaker 1: It was nice. I'm with them on that one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. We'd been playing outside all day because it was

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Speaker 1: And hand me some vinegar and some oil, thank you,

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Speaker 2: And then my wife says, oh, Peter's mom just texted

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Speaker 1: Could we Oh? Could we go?

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, they're right, we'll walk by ourselves.

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Speaker 1: Crime rates are up.

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Speaker 2: It's about two and a half blocks busy road, no

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Speaker 2: We'll give you a five minute head start. And so

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Speaker 2: I pick up the launch and went in the house.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, man, they've already teed off. I'm not in

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Speaker 1: You should know the guy you're going to see, and

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Speaker 1: you know what he likes, the Dodds. I always know

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Peter's dad usually has it on if it's an

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not. I don't think he's hardcore as some

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Speaker 1: Ray. If it doesn't War Eagle Fly, it dies.

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, all right, So we're getting everything together

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Speaker 2: Dad and my wife's like, yeah, I think me and

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Speaker 1: What does this club, dude, you guys just walk. The

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Speaker 1: Come look and see their counters?

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Speaker 1: You didn't have a choice, the women and we're going,

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Speaker 2: No, they can be outside by themselves. She yah, they

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Speaker 1: I ain't letting the baby outside by himself.

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Speaker 2: He's only he's three, He's not a baby. And you

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Speaker 1: We still call him the baby.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a baby. That's what mine says. That's exactly

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Speaker 1: That's why I still call him a baby.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, you're my baby. I'm not a baby.

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Speaker 2: I'm a big kid. I'm a big kid.

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Speaker 1: Call Henny the baby. I'm gonna call him a baby

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Speaker 1: till he's eighteen.

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Speaker 2: Love it. And so I look at my wife and

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Speaker 2: I say, are you sure? She goes yeah. I said,

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Speaker 2: you know what, I'm gonna do something selfish right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna turn around and I'm gonna walk the three

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Speaker 2: couch and I'm gonna watch the Masters.

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Speaker 1: That might have been loud, Sorry, guys in your vehicles.

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Speaker 2: And she goes, you're gonna watch the whole thing. I said, no,

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Speaker 2: why don't you do that? So I went back home,

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Speaker 2: on the couch, got the channel changers, turned on the

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Speaker 2: TV and Rory was losing the Masters. Yes, Bryson d

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Speaker 2: Chambeau was in the lead, and I was like, what happened.

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Speaker 1: Because we were getting more kid updates in the front

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna make it to Peters. You're gonna have

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Speaker 1: It got political, the two names you just mentioned, Rory

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Speaker 2: Did you really felt that? Oh?

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about it later.

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Speaker 2: And the day before he down his leg, he did

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Speaker 1: On a Saturday, he cleaned it up and he came

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Speaker 2: He wiped it, cleaned it, said I am ready to go,

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Speaker 2: I think Justin Rose takes the lead by one. I

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Speaker 2: And then I freaking Rory gets on seventeen when he

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Speaker 1: Goball, go go go and go. It went.

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Speaker 1: Whoa wowo woa.

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Speaker 2: And he sinks the birdie for a one shot lead.

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Speaker 2: It was long. It was so clutch.

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Speaker 1: So Rory, let's tell the rich people clap.

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Speaker 2: He comes to eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Always gotta do is par how far was his because

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Speaker 2: But Rory just the nerves were getting him. The nerves,

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Speaker 2: I mean, obviously he was making some bad shots. He

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Speaker 1: But you realize with his masters, it's not the worst

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Speaker 1: I love how we caught the Masters, and every green

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Speaker 2: Exactly phenomenal. So Rory hits the next drive. It's just

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Speaker 2: He does exactly what you I freaking Miguel Landon loker,

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Speaker 1: I was cleaning the house. Nance doesn't do a good

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, you told it better

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Speaker 2: Now he has to chip out of the sand trap,

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Speaker 2: the wife is back. We have Padre's practice at six

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Speaker 1: I thought Padres Rockies was earlier in the day. No Padres.

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Speaker 2: We had practice Sunday night, six pm, six to seven,

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Speaker 2: and I text I'm one of the coaches, and I said,

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Speaker 1: And what do they call you? Coach k dodging his team.

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Speaker 2: Already, and the other coach sextly goes I was about

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Speaker 2: oh my god. So Rory gets in the bunker, chips

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Speaker 1: It was a gumme.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't a gimme. Nothing is a gimme, an Augusta.

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Speaker 1: You see do you see our boy Homa? Do you

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Speaker 2: I've given you me a minute.

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Speaker 1: The guy uh Carson Young, Cameron Young. He missed from

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Speaker 2: And so I'm like, here we go and d Schambeau

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Speaker 2: on the right hand side. No, no, he didn't make

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00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,240
Speaker 2: it right ron sound effect, he didn't make it.

438
00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:03,040
Speaker 1: And the crowd U not a phone there people living

439
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,440
Speaker 1: in the moment, living in the moment.

440
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:08,320
Speaker 2: Ray. The time was five fifty three pm. When what

441
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,000
Speaker 2: are you doing?

442
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,080
Speaker 1: What are you doing during the downtime? Is what I

443
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,600
Speaker 1: want to know. How many of these guys are we

444
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,880
Speaker 1: grabbing butts? I mean, what are you doing during those

445
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,960
Speaker 1: kind of moments? There's no phones to dilly dally on.

446
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,359
Speaker 1: You're playing pocketpool?

447
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,200
Speaker 2: You know what? I did find interesting though.

448
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,840
Speaker 1: Ray you find a skirt.

449
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,359
Speaker 2: Ray is Rory is walking up to the eighteenth like

450
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,040
Speaker 2: he is walking down the fairway after he hit it

451
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,479
Speaker 2: in the sand. He's walking up and they're showing the crowd,

452
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,240
Speaker 2: showing the crowd, no running, and they there's just people everywhere.

453
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,840
Speaker 2: And they then they show a shot of Justin Rose

454
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:42,480
Speaker 2: on the practice the driving range, just practicing his shot

455
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,320
Speaker 2: just in case there's a playoff.

456
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,840
Speaker 1: Justin Rowe. Oh, I've seen Justin Thomas and he was

457
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,040
Speaker 1: missed by fifteen and there.

458
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,639
Speaker 2: Was a crowd of like ten people sitting at the

459
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:56,320
Speaker 2: driving range watching Justin Rose. I'm like, guys, you're at

460
00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:00,000
Speaker 2: the freaking Masters and you're watching a guy practice swing

461
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,080
Speaker 2: in case there's a playoff, I think you need to

462
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:07,160
Speaker 2: head to eighteen where the drama is unfolding.

463
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,440
Speaker 1: What are those drinks they have there? The Azalea drink,

464
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,119
Speaker 1: A couple of too many of those? You think you're

465
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,080
Speaker 1: on eighteen.

466
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,480
Speaker 2: They I mean they're just sitting there and they got

467
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:18,040
Speaker 2: there in the word, they're in the seats.

468
00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:21,480
Speaker 1: Dude at the driving range. Boy, I'm telling you he's

469
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 1: not gonna be hitting the same drive over and over

470
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 1: if he's on eighteen. It's got to be a different

471
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,560
Speaker 1: part of grass that we're looking for. This isn't it, dude?

472
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 1: Some women don't know the game. I bet we could

473
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,159
Speaker 1: trick Baser into thinking a practice shot was an actual

474
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,160
Speaker 1: shot for the tournament.

475
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 2: Hu. I mean, they're just sitting there in the and

476
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, guys, what are we doing?

477
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,400
Speaker 1: Anyway?

478
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:44,439
Speaker 2: Rory misses the putt at five point fifty three. He

479
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 2: taps in for the bug. Here we're going to playoff,

480
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 2: and guess what I had to do?

481
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 1: Change diapers.

482
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,199
Speaker 2: I had to turn it off. I had to go

483
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,440
Speaker 2: to baseball practice. At five fifty three. We were ten

484
00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 2: minutes late to baseball because I had to go. So

485
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 2: I'll tell you how I found out who won.

486
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, right after this, you tell us, because I had

487
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 1: I was cleaning the house.

488
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 2: Son'd you watch the playoff?

489
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 1: All ray? Yeah? I had the TV on, but I

490
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,600
Speaker 1: was cleaning the house, so I wasn't watching it. I

491
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,159
Speaker 1: just had the volume on one hundred and I was

492
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 1: listening to Nance call his final Masters.

493
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 2: Now I showed up to baseball practice ten minutes late. Sorry, guys,

494
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 2: A bug in my stomach flew out. Feel better, and

495
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 2: I yelled, no, master's talk because I've got it recording

496
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 2: at the house. Didn't even take my phone. Nobody has

497
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,679
Speaker 2: phones on them. I said, this is like Augusta. No

498
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,040
Speaker 2: phones out, please.

499
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 1: No phones out.

500
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 2: There were dads there, and one dad's like a mausers,

501
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,400
Speaker 2: He's like, I was gonna give you a play by play.

502
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 2: I'm watching it on my phone.

503
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 1: He's in a five dollars pool at work and I'm

504
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,159
Speaker 1: mid him cook.

505
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,399
Speaker 2: And there's only six kids that showed up to practice

506
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:58,879
Speaker 2: out of eleven. Oh nicety. I said, okay, man, I

507
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 2: go ahead and give us play by play. They're both

508
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,159
Speaker 2: in the fairway, both on the green, and.

509
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 1: Two there's a dad doing this justin.

510
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 2: Rose in for Parr. Rory made the play for Barty.

511
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 2: He wins.

512
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: Thanks Frank, you ever considered play by play? You could

513
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 1: replace nance Yep.

514
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 2: Made it sound like no drama, like it was just

515
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 2: walk in the park for Rory, that nothing happened. Didn't

516
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 2: tell me about Rory's celebration, none of it.

517
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 1: He went reverse Cobra knees.

518
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 2: So then I get home, I know that one ray

519
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 2: from college. We eat dinner, we bathe the kids, and

520
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 2: then I tell my wife and say hey, you want

521
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 2: to watch anything on TV? She goes, aren't you gonna

522
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,439
Speaker 2: watch the Last Hole? The Masters? I was like, I

523
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 2: absolutely am. I wasn't gonna let you watch anything. I

524
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 2: was testing you let me sit down and watch this.

525
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 2: So at nine fifteen pm last night, honey.

526
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: Why don't you go throw on your green lingerie?

527
00:23:56,359 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 2: I turned on the recorded version of the last hole

528
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 2: and I fast forwarded all through the crap where he

529
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,199
Speaker 2: has to go turn in his score card, and then

530
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 2: I laughed out loud. It's because, hey, in these golf

531
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,360
Speaker 2: tournaments were not allowed golf carts. But in the playoff

532
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 2: here getting the golf cart, we'll drive you to the

533
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 2: freaking hole. Like what I thought we weren't allowed golf carts?

534
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 1: Man or some guy gonna pull out his phone?

535
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then oh wait, hold on, Justin Rose has

536
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 2: been done playing golf for about an hour.

537
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: That's not a disadvantage, but no, he's.

538
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 2: On the driving range for that long and then he's

539
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 2: still he was later getting to the tea box than

540
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 2: Rory because he's getting a few extra swings in Rory

541
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 2: didn't get to go get swings. He had to go

542
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 2: in and turn in his scorecard. And sign something and

543
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 2: get a drink of water, take a piss and get

544
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 2: back out to the tea box. A little unfair if

545
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 2: you ask me, but whatever, Hey, just put him in

546
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 2: the golf cart.

547
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,199
Speaker 1: Rory had to make sure he hugged the right woman.

548
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 2: Oh, ray, more on that late he did.

549
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 1: That was awkward. Yeah, she uh put the old bonnet

550
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,640
Speaker 1: over the eye and said give me a hug.

551
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 2: H I mean she had a big old hat.

552
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,199
Speaker 1: She said. The bigger the bonnet, the less likely the pops.

553
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 2: He told that, lady. Don't walk by me. Hey, ballyones

554
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 2: kick rocks. Yes, stay on the other side of the

555
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 2: green there, girl, he's my man. We're back together, allegedly.

556
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 2: So they get up there and I don't know how

557
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 2: they determine the order, but justin Rose goes first and

558
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 2: whack right down the freaking middle.

559
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: Did you have Rose? No? Did you have Rory? No?

560
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,119
Speaker 1: You're just watching something for the love of the game. Yes,

561
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 1: what an American? Me too? Me too? And you know what?

562
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: It was kind of let down and boring. Where's my clap?

563
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 2: Well? How was it let down and boring?

564
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 1: I always like to have a little skin on it,

565
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 1: to actually watch something without skin it took a lot,

566
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 1: but I was there with you buy dude, the emotional

567
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: ups and downs.

568
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 2: I did not know how Rory was going to recover.

569
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 1: He's not our kid.

570
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,959
Speaker 2: I mean he like when he went for it.

571
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: I didn't know the significance of it. Actually, Baser said,

572
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 1: has anybody ever won the Grand Slam? And I said, no,

573
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: He's the first, and then apparently five guys have done.

574
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god.

575
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 2: This is why we win awards, this is.

576
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: Why we will. The cool thing was nobody's done it

577
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 1: in twenty five years. Tiger was two thousand, Rory twenty

578
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: twenty five.

579
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,919
Speaker 2: When after he had chipped into the water and then

580
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 2: the next hole he goes for it like he he

581
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 2: freaking whacks that on the next par five instead of

582
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,640
Speaker 2: laying I'm yelling at the TV. Lay up, dude, lay

583
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 2: up again, Lay up again, and he hooks it around

584
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 2: those trees. He puts it on there and he gets

585
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 2: it there in two on that par five. I mean,

586
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 2: the guts it takes. And then at that point he

587
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 2: was putting for eagle and a two shot lead, and

588
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 2: guess what happened. My damn cable went out. I forgot

589
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 2: to tell you that, Yeah.

590
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: Did you just rewind? So I'm so confused.

591
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:40,919
Speaker 2: So anyway, let's go back to the playoff home. So Rory,

592
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 2: after I mean, all the emotions he's been through, you

593
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 2: see your competitor. It's a sudden death playoff. He stripes

594
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 2: it right down the middle and you have crapped down

595
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 2: your leg both sides the last five holes.

596
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: But Rory knows deep down, Rows kind of sucks.

597
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.

598
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: Rose usually loses these.

599
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 2: After he's hit it right down the middle. You gotta

600
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: step up, calm your nerves after blowing.

601
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 1: It and got his whole. Those cameras at CBS were

602
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:13,159
Speaker 1: not doing Rose any favors. He looked sixty five and

603
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 1: he need a botox.

604
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 2: Question.

605
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: How old is he? I thought seventy? He is ninety

606
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:22,199
Speaker 1: years old, dude, He for whatever camera it was bad lighting.

607
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: He looked eighty. Rory looked thirty two with a divorce saying,

608
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: a widowed wife and a side piece. Holy hell, two

609
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 1: different lives, one course, we know drama.

610
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 2: My wife even made the comment they are sitting there

611
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 2: on the eighteenth tea box before they're about to see

612
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 2: off in the playoff hole. Didn't see it only hurd

613
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: it and they are inches from all the spectators and

614
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 2: everybody is dead silent, And my wife goes, this is

615
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 2: so awkward. She goes, they are so close to everyone

616
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 2: and no one is acknowledging either side, like no one

617
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 2: is looking like Rory is staring at him, and I

618
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 2: do like, they're not there, not even saying hi. She goes,

619
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 2: this other guy, they can't even wave to the fans.

620
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 2: The fans can't wait. Back, she goes, the fans aren't

621
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 2: even talking to each other. She goes, this is beyond awkward.

622
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 1: Well, Bryson and Rory didn't talk. I saw that. Justin

623
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: and Rory looks like didn't talk.

624
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 2: Did not talk. And he gets up. Rory does and I'm.

625
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: Like, oh my gosh, please dude, please please hit it

626
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: in the fairway.

627
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 2: Whack right down the freaking middle.

628
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, Rory, advantage Rory.

629
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 2: He is thirty eight yards ahead of Justin Rowe.

630
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: Advantage Rory.

631
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 2: So Justin Rose steps up wack sticks it on the

632
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: green about twelve to fourteen feet out.

633
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: See at this point I was actually watching this now

634
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: because I jumped in the shower, so I was able

635
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: to see this in my own eyes. I didn't need

636
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: Nance butchering another call.

637
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 2: And I was so impressed because then Rory has that

638
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 2: same gap wedge in his hand that he had the same.

639
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: One in my bag from the Sore Loser's Nation, the

640
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: old fifty six. They got it for us for a present.

641
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: I used the same one as Rory and Cobra. It's

642
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 1: the same cobras and condoms.

643
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:10,719
Speaker 2: You don't quit him, two things I don't with. And

644
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 2: it's the same shot that he had on eighteen, just

645
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 2: a few moments ago when he poet no it was.

646
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 2: It was the exact same shot, dude.

647
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,719
Speaker 1: Great foreshadowing because I have my quotes from Nance that

648
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: literally made me hate him and he needs to retire

649
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 1: today continue.

650
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my gosh, like and I and

651
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 2: I don't like to like meltdowns are hard, Like it's

652
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 2: crazy to watch it. I'm like, this is going to

653
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 2: ruin his career like it did.

654
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 1: Speak would call him crash outs.

655
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 2: And he pulls that club back what and Justin Rose

656
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 2: almost dunked it, by the way, I mean his hit

657
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 2: right by the hole.

658
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: See at that point, I was grabbing the towel, so

659
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: I missed when it hit. But I saw it was

660
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: fifteen oils.

661
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it hit right, and he always hit

662
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 2: the stick. Yes, saw it went past Rory's went back,

663
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 2: passed the stick.

664
00:29:59,480 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: God that.

665
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 2: Within three feet went in three feet.

666
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: Here we go. It's over. It's not over.

667
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 2: Justin Rose as a twelve to thirteen footer, that's not

668
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 2: much in it, they said, as they said, that's not

669
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 2: there's not much to this Putt's very makeable putt.

670
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: Easy for you to say with your hot toddy.

671
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: And Justin Rose takes an hour to line up his putt.

672
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 2: He goes to every side and he goes. He pulls

673
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 2: that left shoulder sleeve up, tucks it under his armpit,

674
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 2: pulls the club back, slides to the right, taps it

675
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 2: in for par And now it is Rory's chance to

676
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 2: clean up all that diarrhea that he has in his

677
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 2: pants that he has just done all over this course.

678
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 2: The groundscrew is gonna have a hell of a time

679
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 2: today picking up all that crap that he dropped from

680
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 2: number fourteen to number eighteen. He measures it, looks at

681
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 2: it from every angle, stands over it, brings the putterback,

682
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 2: and he throws the club in the air, and he

683
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 2: falls to his knee knee cobra and he cries and

684
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 2: cries and look at the relief on his face.

685
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: He was reversed. If you guys are in your trucks, guys,

686
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: just so you can envision it and just give you

687
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: guys a little bit of some color for this. He

688
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: was reverse caught cobra and the green was the man

689
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: and then on top of it and I reverse cow.

690
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 2: Whirl and he's going crazy. And the celebration, the fans,

691
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 2: the emotion on Rory's face and his tears and his

692
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 2: excitement was amazing. And then I sat there and I

693
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 2: was telling my wife. I was like this, justin Rose, dude,

694
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 2: there was a playoff back in twenty seventeen. Guess what.

695
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 2: He lost that one too, at the same tournament. She

696
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 2: was like, oh my gosh, I don't want to hear that.

697
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 2: I said, this is his third time getting second at

698
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 2: the Master. She goes, has he ever won? I'm like nope.

699
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: She's like, oh no.

700
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 2: And the last major last year he got second place.

701
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 2: Two majors in a row, he got second place. Poor

702
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 2: Justin Rose. But man, it was awesome and the crowd

703
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 2: was going crazy, and I didn't know Rory McRoy had

704
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 2: so many friends. I've never seen someone hug so many

705
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 2: people on the way to the clubhouse.

706
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a bros that were there. I'm guessing trainers,

707
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: family members. Every guy from his country or continent hugged him,

708
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 1: hugged Lowry for some reasons, best friends with him. I

709
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: didn't even know the guy ever made it past the

710
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: buffet line, but all of a sudden, he's best friends

711
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: with Rory at the Masters. Way too many white people

712
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: there are way too much affluence. That was the wealth

713
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: of Augusta in the South. That was a lot, and

714
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: that was a lot either good old boys clubs. All

715
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: here go Rory.

716
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 2: I do like the way Rory hugged and kissed his wife,

717
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 2: hugged the daughter, gave the daughter back to the wife,

718
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 2: and then he said, you guys stay behind me. I'm

719
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna walk ahead, and they want to go

720
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 2: talk to about you. They were about twenty feet behind

721
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 2: him the whole way. Usually you walk hand in hand

722
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 2: and walk next to each other, but he's like, here,

723
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 2: you guys, just bring up the rear. It was very interesting.

724
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: Laura beser goes, isn't he supposed to walk with his

725
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: wife at that crowd, and I go, no, no, no, no,

726
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 1: it's known and if there's marriage troubles. The woman stays back, very.

727
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 2: Very alarming that she was just in the background. Rory

728
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 2: is crying. He goes into butler cabin, he gets the jacket.

729
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 2: He breaks down, crying, talking about wanting to go see

730
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,959
Speaker 2: his mom and dad and celebrate with them. Congratulations, Rory.

731
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 2: I can't believe you were able to control the diarrhea

732
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 2: and get it done. You want to talk about Jim Nance.

733
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 1: I have my top three Jim Nance quotes and we

734
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: can lay him out to pasture.

735
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 2: Right after this, I thought Jim Nance did good.

736
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: He disappeared. I was only doing audio from the TV.

737
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: The sun hits it at a weird area, so I'm

738
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: gonna start to realize I might not be able to

739
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: do a patio TV. We got massive situations. We have

740
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: one thing. We just roll out now. And guys, I

741
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: couldn't see the screen from two until about five, so

742
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: I heard audio Nance took off holes twelve through sixteen.

743
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: Other guy, ooh, Bryson not playing so well? Rory? Good, Rory,

744
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,959
Speaker 1: I mean, guys, let's get political, alright, Live versus PGA,

745
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 1: we get it. Here's the top three reasons Jim Nance

746
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: is gonna retire, guys. I thought he was taking those

747
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: four holes to do his acceptance speech. He thought it

748
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,800
Speaker 1: was bigger than the Masters and he was gonna retire.

749
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: I thought he was crying in Butler cabin or something

750
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 1: like that. I don't know what happened to him. I

751
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: think it just is how it played out. Maybe Nance

752
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: had more importance if another like if Bryson was doing better,

753
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,359
Speaker 1: maybe Nance had more of a role. But then since

754
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: Bryson fell back, then it was his sidekicks job to

755
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 1: do the Rory play by play. It was weird. You

756
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: didn't hear from Nance for about forty five minutes. At times,

757
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: I will.

758
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: Say the Butler cabin is so awkward, like Scotti Scheffler

759
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 2: sits there and doesn't say a word that you just

760
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 2: sit there with your hands in your lap, and then

761
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 2: you put the jacket on him and then you immediately

762
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 2: jet out of the cabin. They see him just du

763
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 2: like hall Ass. It's like so weird and so awkward,

764
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 2: but getting the green jacket is freaking cool.

765
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: Here you go, guys. Three reasons Nance and his quotes

766
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 1: from the tournament. Actually the like the final twenty minutes.

767
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 2: Nance.

768
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: Nine holes for glory for Rory. We don't need you

769
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: to rhyme glory and Rory. Thanks, Nance, appreciate the poem.

770
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: Number two Nance quote why he needs to be laid

771
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: to pasture. Rory's a different player than he was in

772
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: twenty eleven. It's twenty twenty five, Rory, Nance, pardon my French?

773
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 1: What the does that mean? I actually have four? So no,

774
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 1: no crap.

775
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 2: Of course he's a different golfer. He's how many he's

776
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 2: fourteen years older. Maybe he can maybe hit it farther,

777
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 2: maybe he doesn't hit it as far. Maybe he's better

778
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 2: with his irons, maybe he's a better putter. If he's

779
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 2: the same golf, There's no way he's the same golfer

780
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 2: he was fourteen years ago. It's just impossible.

781
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: Guys, I actually had power. I'm blessing you with two

782
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: more jim nantz thank you bring it. And I guess

783
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 1: this was towards the end of it because I did

784
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: all these quotes from three forty three to four oh six,

785
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: so he must have just been hammered me with some quotes.

786
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 1: And then he goes number two reason Nance needs to

787
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: go to pasture.

788
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 2: Can't read your own text. Oh boy, well that is

789
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 2: a good that's a really cool. That's a good one.

790
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: Okay, he can't do what he did in twenty eleven.

791
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: Now back to eleven. He segueing twenty eleven and then eleventh. Oh, guys,

792
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: what a call by Nance.

793
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 2: I mean that is beauty, fin this is beauty and fine.

794
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: This is what I fell out of my chair scrubbing

795
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 1: bird shit off of my house when I heard this one. Guys,

796
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: that please be the bleep on the three. Thank you,

797
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: it's not the same dial that's in house. You guys

798
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 1: don't need to know that one. Jim Nance number one

799
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: reason it needs to be laid in the past year.

800
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: Here's the quote on whole fourteen, Bobby Jones looking down

801
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: on this hole.

802
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 2: Nance.

803
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 1: Who are you to say some ghost or angel is

804
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: looking down on this hole as these golfers are hitting?

805
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: What are we're taking the liberties? Just say that a

806
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: person's angel is watching over a hole. I can't, I

807
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:29,280
Speaker 1: can't Bobby Jones is looking down on this hole. I can't.

808
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: I'm out.

809
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 2: I'm out.

810
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 1: Nance. Nance has been laid to rest. Thank you, Nance. Hey, guys,

811
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: we had one more flashback of a shot with Bryson,

812
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: a Shambo or Rory from ten years ago. I kept

813
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: thinking they were hitting like eagle shots. I thought Tiger

814
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: got that one shot that came down the green and

815
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: rolled in with the Nike sign. Guys, so many flashbacks.

816
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 1: I didn't know what was from yesteryear and what was

817
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 1: from twenty twenty five. Every time.

818
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 2: I do love the fact that they always say, oh,

819
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 2: this is the spot, the same spot that Ben Krinshaw

820
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 2: made a putt in nineteen seventy two, This spot is

821
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 2: where Danny Willett made a putt back in twenty twelve.

822
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 2: I mean, and there's been a Listen, guys, there's been

823
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 2: eighty nine years of this tournament, so I'm pretty sure

824
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 2: someone has made a putt from pretty much everywhere on

825
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 2: each green.

826
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 1: Jim NaN's do you remember this one on seventeen? That's

827
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: a Deki Yamatsuyama. That's when he chili dipped.

828
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 2: Hey, do you remember when Jordan Speed's hit in this creek?

829
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 2: I mean, guys, there is a shot for every spot

830
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 2: on that course. Eighty nine years times how eighty five golfers.

831
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 2: That's a hell of a lot of people. That have

832
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 2: played golf and played four rounds on that course every year.

833
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna assume there's been a putt made or

834
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,240
Speaker 2: a chip made from almost every low cation.

835
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: They were linking these shots to shots from the past

836
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: fifty years. The entire tournament.

837
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 2: Now was Bobby Jones. Was that his favorite hole? I

838
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 2: don't know, but to say he's looking down, He's probably

839
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 2: looking down on all the holes.

840
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,760
Speaker 1: Man, he cares about this hole.

841
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 2: I don't thought he'd be watching Justin Rose on the

842
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 2: driving range.

843
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 1: I mean, you cannot take those liberties? Why not?

844
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 2: And then I mean Tiger Woods.

845
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 1: Popping an ib profen as he watches this hole back

846
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: to seven. This is the hole. You remember this one, Jim.

847
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: This was the hole before the Perkins Parking Lot bike. Guys,

848
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: we can't take liberties about this.

849
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 2: This is the last hole he played before Ellen took

850
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 2: the golf club to his windshield.

851
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: Jim Nanz, you remember this hole. This was hole one.

852
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: It was the hole just after he had those lucky

853
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,760
Speaker 1: charms breakfast cereals with Rachel Yucutel back at the penthouse

854
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: sweet and before he banged her and then came to

855
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 1: the first hole.

856
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 2: Jim, this is the This is the hole that we

857
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 2: found out that Justin Johnson was withdrawing because he quote

858
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 2: unquote fell down the stairs the night before with a

859
00:39:59,320 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 2: bad back.

860
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,919
Speaker 1: Jim, this is actually the hole that he fell out

861
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: with his caddy and he said, fuck you you, I'm

862
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: getting another caddy. So you go right to book, you little.

863
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 2: And then I felt bad for Justin Rose because as

864
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 2: they're walking up.

865
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: All I saw for him the whole tournament was plus nine.

866
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 1: Well he had a plus by his name. The entire

867
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: attorney who Justin Rose? Yeah? H I keep continuing, Thomas.

868
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 2: But they're walking up the eighteenth in the playoff, and

869
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 2: the whole crowd is chanting.

870
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 1: Rory, Rory, Rory, r right, the good old boys Club.

871
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: Let some boy from England come over here.

872
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 2: Well, what do you think, where do you think Rory's from? Man?

873
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 2: We got two boys from England? Or I mean, Justin

874
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 2: Rose has to be going damn the duds like they

875
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 2: all like, and no one likes me. Huh, I get

876
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 2: a cool man. I'm not popular. That lets you know

877
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 2: how popular you are on the PGA tour because it's

878
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 2: Rory Rory, Rory Rory. And then I love the interview

879
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,839
Speaker 2: right when he comes off, So justin you came up

880
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 2: a little short, yeah, man like, and he's his own

881
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 2: good space. Yeah, you know, but it just tells me

882
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 2: that I'm right there. It's like, oh my gosh, that's

883
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 2: the word. It's the most painful interview. And they have

884
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 2: to do it.

885
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: They don't have to do it.

886
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 2: They don't have to do it.

887
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: Just came out. Golfer said, they don't have to do

888
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: the interviews, whereas the other sports have to.

889
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was fantastic. What a weekend. We'll take

890
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 2: a break, we'll be right back. Hit it, hit it, what.

891
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: Nico? The day the Nico died.

892
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 2: Well, I was gonna talk about that, and we were

893
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 2: singing bye bye to.

894
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna find us a better state. We're gonna find

895
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 1: us a team that's not in the SEC because then

896
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: we'd have to sit out a year.

897
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 2: He's gonna add, I mean, I don't understand. Here's my thing, dude,

898
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 2: I tell you what.

899
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: It was emasculating all weekend. I found out that there

900
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 1: hasn't been there's been more than one Grand Slam winner.

901
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: Makes sense if I actually sat down and cave two

902
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: craps about that stat I would agree, Hogan probably did it,

903
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 1: Nicholas probably did it, Tiger for sure did it, Rory

904
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,800
Speaker 1: did it. Okay, there's been five Grand Slam winners.

905
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:26,280
Speaker 2: Awesome.

906
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,919
Speaker 1: Baser told me that. Good to know. Baser also told

907
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 1: me another fun fact. She said, what was it?

908
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:31,720
Speaker 2: Something?

909
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 1: I have no idea. The other fun fact was I

910
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: didn't know Nico got traded until Saturday morning. She goes,

911
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: did you know we lost our quarterback? And that's funny.

912
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: I'll check some sites later. No, no, no, I'm serious. I

913
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: think Nico Imamaliava went to another team. Okay, that doesn't

914
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: happen in college. That's cute. I'll check later. I'll check

915
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: the websites. There's no way that happened. I don't know.

916
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: Some people text me. I go to ESPN dot com.

917
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 1: Nico Imamaliava headed for another team. What the Baser's breaking

918
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: news all weekend? To he?

919
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 2: Good God, I mean absolutely, hats off to Tennessee because

920
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 2: Nico and Ma la Ma da ma naa. Has he

921
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 2: been anywhere near as good as he was supposed to be?

922
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: He started off, He started off hotter and a fire cracker,

923
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: harder and pistol, and when he's going the Heisman. But

924
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,720
Speaker 1: when he when he needed to play against the big boys,

925
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 1: he didn't come to play.

926
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 2: We watched him play against Kentucky. Did he look amazing

927
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 2: and unbelievable and unstoppable in this four million dollar threat?

928
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 2: No chance.

929
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,720
Speaker 1: Well you took all that video of him.

930
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 2: Well I did. I said, Oh, he's throwing ropes, he's

931
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 2: throwing ropes. But he and then he got in the game,

932
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 2: he didn't throw any ropes. And I just think about it.

933
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, all the these athletes have all the power

934
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 2: right now. At some point, some of these schools are

935
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 2: gonna have to stand up and be like, you know what,

936
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 2: I ain't paying that crap, go go find it somewhere else.

937
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 2: And Tennessee did it. They said, you know what, you

938
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 2: think you're so good, you think someone's gonna give you

939
00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 2: four million dollars. Right, most big programs they already have

940
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 2: their quarterback for next year. They've gone through spring ball,

941
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 2: so they have who they want to ride with. And

942
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 2: this dude is now out there and he may some

943
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 2: school may sign him, but I hope he ends up

944
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 2: at somewhere like Samford, someone that, you know, some crappy

945
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 2: small school that's willing to pay him four million dollars

946
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 2: and he gets to play Samford versus Austin p Samford

947
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 2: versus Bucknell, and he plays terrible teams because he ain't

948
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 2: that good and maybe he'll go somewhere else and be awesome,

949
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 2: but he wasn't that good. Tennessee has studs behind him

950
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 2: at quarterback and they said, you know what, you're not

951
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 2: gonna hold us hostage. You're not gonna not show up

952
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 2: to practice. You're not gonna not show up to meetings

953
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 2: and the spring game or scrimmage or whatever they did

954
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 2: get out of here.

955
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: I love it.

956
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 2: I hope for the I really hope he overplayed his cards.

957
00:44:55,840 --> 00:45:00,439
Speaker 2: I really hope he's just sitting there in two weeks going, man,

958
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 2: I really wish I wouldn't have done that.

959
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: Wow, Man, what am I gonna do? Ah? Crap? And

960
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: the Tennessee has one guy in the wing and his

961
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: name is Sam Slinger Merk Slinger, and I went on

962
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: his Instagram and I said, you are now him with

963
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 1: a little orange peel twenty likes right away. He is

964
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: already part of vall Nation. Welcome Sam Merk Slinger to

965
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: Nashville Knoxville. And I guess he's been on the team

966
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: for a couple of years or so.

967
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 2: Where's he from?

968
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, but he was a huge recruit. On

969
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: his one of his Instagram pages, he had twenty schools

970
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: he chose between. He picked the balls.

971
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 2: See that's what I'm saying. Do you think you you

972
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 2: run that shop? Sam?

973
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: What's his name? Merk Slinger?

974
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 2: Sam Mark Slinger? Did you get a Nico jersey?

975
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: I was gonna for Christmas? My god, for Christmas, dud.

976
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 2: I literally thought when I saw the news. When I

977
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 2: saw the news, I was like, oh, my god, Ray

978
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 2: got a jersey. Ray got a jersey? No I was.

979
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 1: I wanted a Nico I mamaliaba autographed jersey nine hundred

980
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: dollars for Christmas. Thank god my mother law didn't get

981
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: it for me. It's it's a done deal. Now I

982
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 1: have the Hooker autograph jersey. It's getting framed it. He

983
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: was loyal to us and he loved us when nobody

984
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: else did. I want that thing framed, and I want

985
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: it framed. Today I'll be framing it. But yes, that

986
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: that is the jersey that gets framed. Nico, Bro, you'd

987
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: have to take it down. I can't have a signed

988
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: Nico jersey. People are already doing. You see the when

989
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: the name tag with it, it says, I'm a yeah,

990
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: inappropriate guys, But if you have the jersey, you might

991
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:31,879
Speaker 1: as well done.

992
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,240
Speaker 2: That was that was photographed at a Tennessee soccer game.

993
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 2: Looked like a big crowd for a soccer game, or

994
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 2: someone just took a picture from a football game months

995
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 2: ago and just uh photoshoped that. That was pretty ingenious.

996
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: And they said that the father of Nico and Nico

997
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 1: We're gonna set out a playoff game to try and

998
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 1: get more nil money.

999
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 2: Wow.

1000
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 1: But they ended up playing.

1001
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 2: And how do you do in that playoff game? Very well?

1002
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: Well, I know we we only had one huh lost it?

1003
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got got Let me see how you say

1004
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 2: it smacked around?

1005
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got blowed out.

1006
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,399
Speaker 2: They got blowed out. They got blowed out.

1007
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: And I think he goes to a U c l A.

1008
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: He won't be an SEC school out. I don't see

1009
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: he's got guys in the wing though they had two

1010
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: Heisman guys last year.

1011
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,360
Speaker 2: Idea, oh, I really have no idea.

1012
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: Who has what I heard? Rumor arch Manning plane was

1013
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 1: seen in Knoxville unconfirmed it was some Twitter post, but Baser,

1014
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 1: that might have been the third thing she broke to me.

1015
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 2: Arch Manning, let me tell you was not in Knoxville.

1016
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 2: I promise you. Okay, I promise you. Arch Manning was

1017
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 2: not anywhere near Knoxville.

1018
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 1: Okay, Then his daddy was. Okay, arch Manning came to Knoxville.

1019
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 1: That would change the trajectory of the state of Tennessee.

1020
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 2: Got Merkslager, Baby the man, he is him?

1021
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: Man said, you are now him? Hey, check it?

1022
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 2: Let me know how many updates this gout? How do

1023
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 2: you like?

1024
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's check it out. Man, Let's check it

1025
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: for the murk. Where are we at? They as sports betti.

1026
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,439
Speaker 2: I will say that something I thought I did it.

1027
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 2: It was funny last night, but my boys didn't even react. Garrett, Greg, Jacob,

1028
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 2: we all have a group text. And then one guy

1029
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 2: I don't know, and I texted him at nine to

1030
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 2: thirty last night after I'd watched a playoff hole. Oh

1031
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 2: my god, this playoff hole is amazing edge of your

1032
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 2: seat drama. Both of them hit the fairway and they

1033
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 2: both just stuck it on the green.

1034
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:35,919
Speaker 1: Oh boy, here we go.

1035
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 2: None of them reacted, no replies, no nothing. And then

1036
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 2: I said, Roy Wins, Rory Wins. Whoa man watching it

1037
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 2: on tape delay is just as exciting.

1038
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 1: They didn't laugh. Nothing matter. Here we go. This is

1039
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: some eighteen year old one minute after news broke. I said,

1040
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: you are him Orange Peel thirty lives, not bad, not bad.

1041
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: And I'm following the kid. Oh and his name's murk Linger,

1042
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,280
Speaker 1: not Slinger.

1043
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 2: Merk Linger, Zach Mrklinger.

1044
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: And look who he's walking with, Eko Trader. Oh. I

1045
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to go to battle with that. His name

1046
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: is Zach. What Jake Murklinger, you've told me Zach? He

1047
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: had fifteen thousand followers when news broke, before news broke,

1048
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: Now he has twenty seven thousand. He became a celebrity overnight.

1049
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 1: All right, Jake murk I tell you what though that

1050
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: NIKOI Mamali Avacat. You go to war with him. He's

1051
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: one of the friendly fire kids.

1052
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 2: Man.

1053
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: You gotta watch your back, watch.

1054
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 2: Your back, Jake. Jake Merklinger a four year starter at

1055
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 2: Cavalry Day School in Savannah, Georgia, who finished his prep

1056
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 2: career with an impressive forty two to ten record and

1057
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 2: one hundred and forty five touchdowns, one hundred and thirteen passing,

1058
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 2: thirty two rushing.

1059
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: They said he can hook it, but he ain't got

1060
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:55,720
Speaker 1: the legs.

1061
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 2: Niko did, you don't need the legs. You're good, Jake.

1062
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 2: He's gonna great, dude, write a great move. Happy Monday, guys,

1063
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 2: we gotta go celebrate the green jacket. Arnold will be

1064
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 2: back on Wednesday to tell us all about his travels,

1065
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:14,800
Speaker 2: and I know it's going to be a banger. Happy Monday,

1066
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 2: I said, hovelin to win it.

1067
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: He was minus two, top fifteen. You said, Oberg top five, dude.

1068
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 2: He was top two until he quadruple bogie the last hole.

1069
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what.

1070
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: He just gave up, and you didn't let me get

1071
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: to it. But my TV with me, what getting sponges

1072
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,800
Speaker 1: all soaked up? I missed the first hole? What happened

1073
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,919
Speaker 1: to Rory in the first hole?

1074
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 2: I told you I was eating lunch on the porch,

1075
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,359
Speaker 2: didn't see it. I walked three houses down the road

1076
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 2: like I was going to go to Peter's house, and

1077
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 2: my wife said, you don't have to come, and I said,

1078
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go watch a few holes. And by the

1079
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 2: time I got in the house. He was already losing.

1080
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,240
Speaker 1: I still don't know what happened on the double bogie

1081
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: on number.

1082
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 2: Did he hit it in the trees? Did he hit

1083
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 2: out the sand? Did he haven't out of bounds? I

1084
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 2: have no idea.

1085
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: I was hoping one time Nance would talk about it.

1086
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: Instead he goes whole seven. You can hear the birds

1087
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: the trees. Ah, yes, Jack Nicholas whispering down my ear. Hey, Jack,

1088
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: tiger woods. He's probably watching with a couple percocets. We'll

1089
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: go to commercial. I meane they could do. They were

1090
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 1: so corny. Was so much of that stuff. Let's do

1091
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 1: a flashback the great Paul Hogan. Oh what a shot

1092
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: that was, guys, just show the footage, roll of bean footage.

1093
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 1: I love history, but I don't need a lesson for

1094
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: five straight hours of how Paul Hogan shot a shot

1095
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 1: on two that was linked to Adeki Matsuyama, that was

1096
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: then linked to how Rory was hitting it, that was

1097
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 1: linked to how Amanda Boonglier cheated on Rory with his

1098
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: wife and her bonnet. I don't need that. And you

1099
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: know those losers there at the Masters, they go get

1100
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: their thousands of dollars a merch and then they carry

1101
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: it around the entire day. What are you supposed to do,

1102
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 1: I would imagine at the end of the day. So

1103
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: not only can you not have your phones, not only

1104
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,720
Speaker 1: is it kind of an uptight environment, they're also lugging

1105
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 1: bags of merch for eight hours.

1106
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 2: My wife asked me if you were at the Masters,

1107
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 2: how would you do it?

1108
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: Like?

1109
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 2: How would you? And I said, well, depens, Am I

1110
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 2: there a day at two day? What if I'm there

1111
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 2: one day? Gotta walk the whole course, gotta see every hole,

1112
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,280
Speaker 2: got to see you know, can't follow just one player,

1113
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 2: just go backwards and see different people, see different holes.

1114
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 2: If you're there multiple days, you walk it one day,

1115
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 2: then you pick a hole and you sit. Would you

1116
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 2: be at the t box or would you be at

1117
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 2: the green ray?

1118
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: Well, I know you can't go across Raised Creek, no

1119
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: pun intended. You can only stay so far back. I

1120
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 1: would have to walk the course. But I think at

1121
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: some point you have to post up so you can

1122
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: see the guys you want to see. I don't care

1123
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: to see the amateur hitting a drive. I want to

1124
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 1: see the raries. I want to see the roses, the Thomases,

1125
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: the Hogans, the Nance. I want to see the names.

1126
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: I want to see the Amanda Bungliaza. I want to

1127
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:03,720
Speaker 1: see those people.

1128
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 2: Do you want to be at the tea box or

1129
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 2: the green? I want to be at the green because

1130
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 2: you can see the ball come in land, see it roll,

1131
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 2: and then you get to watch them put the green.

1132
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 1: No question, Why would you want to do the tea box?

1133
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 2: Right, all you do is see it and then they

1134
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 2: hit it so far you can't even see the ball.

1135
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,439
Speaker 1: I can't even see brothers balls most of the time.

1136
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: I know.

1137
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,280
Speaker 2: You think we can, they're in the woods.

1138
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 1: But you think we could find a Rory ball. There's

1139
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:28,439
Speaker 1: no way.

1140
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 2: They hit it so high and so fast and so far.

1141
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 2: It's like, oh that was fun. See you just get

1142
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:33,839
Speaker 2: to see him stand there.

1143
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: Dude, I never thought about that. Justin always loses.

1144
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 2: Dude.

1145
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: Justin would never be able to see the balls at

1146
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:44,320
Speaker 1: a tournament. No, he's watching nothing. Yeah that sucks.

1147
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 2: Man.

1148
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: All right, let's go home, man, and what masterful Balllyone's

1149
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 1: interview Rory. They let them in Butler cabin alone.

1150
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 2: I don't know if they was in Butler cabin. I

1151
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 2: think it was at the Motel six.

1152
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 1: Was Tiger watching live from Perkins? You think Tiger watches that, Yes,

1153
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 1: because Rory's boy.

1154
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 2: Apparently boys with everybody. But Bryson said they didn't talk

1155
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,919
Speaker 2: the whole day and I love it. Batter's Box text

1156
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 2: me this morning, he goes, uh, does Bryson sound like

1157
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 2: a little bee right here? And He's like, no, I

1158
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 2: didn't talk to him once. We didn't talk, didn't talk

1159
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 2: and I'm like, well, it's okay because they're live and

1160
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,359
Speaker 2: he's PGA and they had that big battle. And Rory says,

1161
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 2: you know what, I like it. I don't mind him

1162
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 2: not talking to him. And he's too busy to clean

1163
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 2: the crap out of his pants. But he got a

1164
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 2: green jacket. Man. But did you see what Bryson did do?

1165
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 2: That was pretty cool. He went for a walk in

1166
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 2: his neighborhood where he was staying for the Masters Friday

1167
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 2: night and he sees someone's backyard lights are on and

1168
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 2: it has like chipping green and putting green. Bryson knocked

1169
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 2: on the door and chilled at the dude's house for

1170
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 2: an hour, messing with clubs, chipping and he went back

1171
00:54:58,719 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 2: on Saturday night too.

1172
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 1: How cool is that? That has to be a YouTube video.

1173
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:10,720
Speaker 1: How crazy Ray. It'll be probably up on his YouTube page.

1174
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 2: It might be. But he just knocks on this dude's door,

1175
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 2: and the dude's in his pajamas, tells his wife, Hey,

1176
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 2: change out your pajamas. Like Bryson's here. He wants to

1177
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 2: play golf in the backyard.

1178
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:25,240
Speaker 1: Ah, this is a good old boys club. Bryce's found

1179
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: us here. Manna go home. You're like a little bit

1180
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 1: of a whiskey or what about a rip Van winkleboy, Hey,

1181
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:37,319
Speaker 1: my Betty, put on some clothes. Bryson's here to the

1182
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 1: good old boys club. Well, here in the South, we

1183
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 1: are money. We are affluents. I got a chip and

1184
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 1: green in my backyard. We are the We are the

1185
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:53,360
Speaker 1: good boys. Come on, let's have from whiskey and wash Bryson.

1186
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 1: We are a rich, white, affluent South. We are Augusta.

1187
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 1: That's all I thought of the whole weekend is how

1188
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 1: rich these people are gotta be. They're all riches. Crap,

1189
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 1: they have a lottery. Okay, but you know what, five

1190
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 1: percent of those people are rich. You think, Yes, there

1191
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: ain't no poor people in there. It's all rich people.

1192
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 1: They interviewed. They went around and interview twenty people how

1193
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,720
Speaker 1: much they spend on merch minimum every person two grand.

1194
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 1: The one lady goes, feel guilty for saying this. Can

1195
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:26,760
Speaker 1: I say the right number? And they go, yeah, please

1196
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: just five thousand? No way, they went away. Dude, they're

1197
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 1: all dropping two four or five thousand? How much is

1198
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: a shirt? The one guy goes. The one guy is

1199
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 1: pretty cool, He goes, do I come back? I keep up. Uh, well,

1200
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: the first day I need two thousand, second day might

1201
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: be three. Dude, what the stuff is decently reasonable? But

1202
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 1: you can only get the stuff at Augusta. I under

1203
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,760
Speaker 1: why the shirt that I was wearing was so special

1204
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: you can only get it out Augusta.

1205
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 2: I understand. So these people are You're spending five thousand

1206
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 2: dollars on presents.

1207
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 1: They have gnomes like people put these masters lawn gnomes.

1208
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 1: They have shirts. If the guy's like, well, this is

1209
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 1: Polo a beautiful Polo hats T shirts another Polo a

1210
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:09,879
Speaker 1: pollover warmer like fleece coats to whin we were. I mean,

1211
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 1: they were gorgeous. You can't get them anywhere else. They

1212
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 1: don't sell them online. You can only get it at Augusta.

1213
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, But I can't spend five thousand. That

1214
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 2: seems nuts, all right,