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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Trends

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Speaker 1: Roman Countrymen. Trend me your ears. Uh, that is courtesy

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Speaker 1: of Plague ear of the Ant and I'm Jack. That's mild.

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Speaker 1: How's it going? Mild? It goes, and it goes, it goes,

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Speaker 1: it goes. It's hump day. We're almost over the home.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why at the top of the trending

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Speaker 1: episode of like to sound like a morning Zoo DJ

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Speaker 1: But there's something about that. Give that's just your that's

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Speaker 1: your time to do that, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: gets me energetically where I need to be. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's tell these people what is trending. The before and

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Speaker 1: after photo of Mike Schultz is trending. Uh. This is

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Speaker 1: like a bodybuilder who got sick with coronavirus and then

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Speaker 1: took another picture of like what he looks like now

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Speaker 1: after coronavirus, and it is wild. It's more danetic than

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Speaker 1: like any any really before and after photo that I've

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Speaker 1: ever seen. He's actually kind of he's like a viral

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Speaker 1: nurse on Instagram. He's called the bearded nurse on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, he's like he's got the physique of a bodybuilder.

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Speaker 1: Actually a nurse. He was apparently working out like six

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Speaker 1: to seven days a week prior to getting covid uh

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Speaker 1: and then lost of his body weight, like a quarter

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Speaker 1: of his body weight. And it's the contrast is stark

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Speaker 1: uh And I think you know he was showing that

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Speaker 1: what it looks like because he was sedated essentially for

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Speaker 1: six weeks on a ventilator and or like what we're

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Speaker 1: being intubated? What actually what this all looks like? Why

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Speaker 1: it's not a game? Like why this Yes, some people

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Speaker 1: might get the flu, some people might die, some people

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Speaker 1: might lose a it's just an be safe, be safe.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a message that he was really trying

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Speaker 1: to send out. Yeah, um, it's it dramatic. He like

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Speaker 1: to the point he has like a tattoo that's like

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Speaker 1: over his shoulder and bicep and it just looks like

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Speaker 1: a deflated balloon on on the like post. It looks

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Speaker 1: like a picture you know when you drive through a

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Speaker 1: neighborhood and you're like, oh, there was a birthday party

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Speaker 1: here three weeks ago. Yeah, exactly, because it was like

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Speaker 1: an old my sad milar balloon to a street sign.

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Speaker 1: That's what his shoulder looks like weirdly, I'd kill for

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Speaker 1: his body and either of these pictures, but uh, that's yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's just me. He looks great, me. I mean, and

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Speaker 1: I know you're looking at those low nipples because I

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Speaker 1: know that's what you had your eye and you're like, man,

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Speaker 1: look how low those nipples are competing high nipples. For

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Speaker 1: people who haven't seen the picture, his nipples are way

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Speaker 1: below his collarbone, which is something as as you know,

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Speaker 1: I struggle with collarbone nipples. And uh, yeah, he he

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Speaker 1: looks great. Parallel universe evidence is not what's trending. Their

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Speaker 1: various things trending. I just put three words together because uh,

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Speaker 1: there's this like there's an Antarctic cosmic ray shower that

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Speaker 1: is traveling away from Earth, which is not the direction

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Speaker 1: cosmic rays go um, and they've they've detected this and

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Speaker 1: there's no real physical explanation for it. One of the

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Speaker 1: explanations that people are giving is that this could be

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Speaker 1: evidence of a parallel universe. And because they're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: thank god, we're in this one. Yes, seriously, man, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I believe in parallel universes. I believe in the multiverse.

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Speaker 1: I think the quantum realm where we start seeing impossible

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Speaker 1: things happening. We're just seeing different branches of probability branching

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Speaker 1: off at a very like microscopic level. Yeah, like when

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Speaker 1: you look at very microscopic like quantum activity, what you're

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Speaker 1: seeing that seems impossible to us is just evidence that

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Speaker 1: there is a multiverse, that there are different branches of reality.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we'll ever be able to access

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Speaker 1: any of them, but I do think that's how the

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Speaker 1: world works. I think we're in the branch of reality

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Speaker 1: that George Washington's branch of reality because he was invincible. Uh,

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Speaker 1: bullets couldn't hit him, So I think he like figured

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Speaker 1: out the quantum machine gun thing. I don't know this,

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Speaker 1: this gets really complex, but I have a whole world built,

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Speaker 1: and I got a whole wall in my spare bedroom

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Speaker 1: dedicated to this research. Starts with a one dollar bill

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Speaker 1: and then there's red string just coming out of turned

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Speaker 1: to the other side. Okay, now you see where we

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Speaker 1: see the eyebrow. Hagen Mills is trending. There's just been

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Speaker 1: a bunch of really tragic deaths that actually aren't related

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Speaker 1: to coronavirus. As far as you know, people know Hagen

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Speaker 1: Mills was an actor from Baskets, which which is a

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Speaker 1: show I love. Just looking at his picture, I don't

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Speaker 1: actually recognize him. I haven't watched Baskets and a number

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Speaker 1: of years, but that's a great show. He he died

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Speaker 1: of suicide after shooting the mother of his child, but

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Speaker 1: the mother survived, thank god. Fred Willard passed. He was

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Speaker 1: in his eighties, one of the never not funny, just

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Speaker 1: always always, always just the funniest dude in the room.

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Speaker 1: My favorite, my favorite work of comedic genius of the past,

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Speaker 1: you know, five years is I think you should leave,

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Speaker 1: And like he has a great a great sketch in

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Speaker 1: that where he's just like incredible, Like yeah, I feel

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Speaker 1: like just every funny person is like Fred Willard is funny,

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Speaker 1: and even for the younger comedians like you still like, man,

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Speaker 1: I love Fred Willard, like you just love Fred Willard.

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Speaker 1: There's something about him because and I think that's why

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Speaker 1: it was great to see him. And I think you

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Speaker 1: should leave because like there's still that acknowledgement, like dude,

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Speaker 1: even like younger people like I would love to have

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Speaker 1: Fred Willard and I would love to work with Fred

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Speaker 1: Willard um. And then yeah, even there's a former wrestler

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Speaker 1: Shad guests Barred who tragically drowned like in Venice Beachs

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Speaker 1: just odd too, because now, like recently, yeah, when you

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Speaker 1: see names, you're like, oh, this person. We've gotten so

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Speaker 1: used to deaths related to the coronavirus. Uh, now they're

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Speaker 1: like these all these other, you know, passings going on

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Speaker 1: that have nothing to do with it. But yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's also an actor from Twilight who was found dead

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Speaker 1: next to his girlfriend and they had apparently done some

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Speaker 1: bad drugs that killed them both in Las Vegas. There's

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Speaker 1: just like all sorts of yeah, it's weird. And then

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Speaker 1: probably maybe most notably Lynn Shelton. She directed a bunch

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Speaker 1: of little fires everywhere and just a really great director

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Speaker 1: who was dating Mark Marin at the time of her death.

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Speaker 1: But she passed away. I don't think they've revealed the cause,

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Speaker 1: but it was unexpected and tragic. So yeah, shout out

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Speaker 1: to them and all their loved ones. And you know,

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Speaker 1: R I p U. Matt Lower is trending. So there's

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Speaker 1: this Ronan Pharaoh Ben Smith controversy going on where Ben

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Speaker 1: Smith wrote an article that was very much like maybe

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Speaker 1: Ronan Pharaoh is sloppy in some of his reporting. Um,

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Speaker 1: but it was very like to anybody who is not

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Speaker 1: a you know, journalism junkie, it's like, the claims do

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Speaker 1: not change anything about the reporting that Ronan Pharaoh did.

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Speaker 1: Like nobody, Uh, nothing that he said happened that we

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Speaker 1: all think of when we think of Ronan Pharaoh's reporting

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Speaker 1: is changed. But Matt Lower has used this opportunity to

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Speaker 1: be like, yeah, yeah, that's right. Ben Smith is right,

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Speaker 1: Ronan Pharaoh's reporting is shoddy. Uh. And it's just, you know,

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Speaker 1: nobody is claiming that any anything done in the Ben

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Speaker 1: Smith piece exonerates Matt Lower except Matt Lower. There's this

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Speaker 1: great tweet from Alice Wetterland, so media. I tweeted Matt

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Speaker 1: Lower why Ronan Pharaoh is indeed too good to be

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Speaker 1: true opinion? And then Alice Wetherland tweeted ants why putting

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Speaker 1: away your food is actually bad? Well done, Alice Wetterland.

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Speaker 1: Matt Lower can go fuck himself the idea. I mean,

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Speaker 1: how quickly he forgets that everyone knows him as the

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Speaker 1: man with the secret button to trap women in his

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Speaker 1: office at his desk? Was that reporting, Matt Yeah, people

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Speaker 1: source that one bro allow me to see your ticket,

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Speaker 1: Mr your lour okay, uh for okay, So here's your seat.

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Speaker 1: Please have a seat, sir, and sit the funk down.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, just just the worst, the worst of all timelines.

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Speaker 1: Take us to that parallel universe? Yes please? Could? That

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Speaker 1: is like the beginning of a really dumb pilot where

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Speaker 1: like these guys like discover a parallel universe and because

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Speaker 1: they're a lot like I bet that one's way more

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Speaker 1: chill and they go to the funk. It's like, oh

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Speaker 1: fucking way more whacky, yeah, man, or like what what if?

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Speaker 1: Like they're every day is opposite day except for opposite day,

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Speaker 1: which is regular day, dude, and everyone's like, what is

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Speaker 1: this regular day? Sorry, that's just dude. Where's my Clark?

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Speaker 1: Not the best in the biz for nothing? Ladies, dude,

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Speaker 1: where's my car? We should all retire after that? Stower

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Speaker 1: fucking physicists, particle physicists right that immediately. I don't have time.

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Speaker 1: I'm too busy. I'm too busy jogging Ever heard of it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm impressed. Uh, my Miles looks great on purpose? Did

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Speaker 1: he didn't get sick to lose all that weight? He's jogging,

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Speaker 1: he's doing it very healthfully, and he's sick with it.

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Speaker 1: His nipples are way below his collar bone. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing, man. Very all right, let's let the people go,

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Speaker 1: let's put the people out there. Day, got to let

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Speaker 1: the people. All right, Bye, everyone, come a good day,

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Speaker 1: Be kind to each other, be good to yourselves, and uh,

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Speaker 1: stay inside. We'll be back tomorrow. Bye e