1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:04,720 Speaker 1: It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. If I was a mind reader, 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 1: we wouldn't have to do this, but I'm not. I 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,200 Speaker 1: have to ask you what is on your mind. Let's 5 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 1: go around the room. I'll start with you straight and eight. 6 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 1: What's going on in your head? 7 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:15,000 Speaker 2: Okay? 8 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 3: So I found this on Reddit the other day and 9 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 3: I really dug into this story. 10 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:23,959 Speaker 2: Did you know the average age people would live to 11 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,480 Speaker 2: if people. 12 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 3: Only died from accidents and unnatural causes? Any guesses people 13 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,239 Speaker 3: lived to about seventy eight years old. Do you know 14 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 3: how long you might live the average if you only 15 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:39,880 Speaker 3: died from accidents? 16 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 2: Well, we're asking tell us, what is it? 17 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 3: Eight thousand, nine hundred and thirty eight years average taken 18 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 3: into account car accidents, you know, slipping and falling, fire, 19 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 3: you know, somebody shooting. 20 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 2: You thirty eight years old? You would live and disease too? 21 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:06,040 Speaker 3: Well, you take away you know, like any sort of 22 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,040 Speaker 3: like you know, cancer or anything like. If you only 23 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 3: die from accidents, that's how long you would live. 24 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 2: How crazy is it? 25 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 3: If you've never got that's how long you would live? 26 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 4: Wow? 27 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 2: Well, what couldn't kill you? Then? Accident? 28 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 3: Car accident lightning, lightning, Yeah, sure, right, yeah. 29 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,839 Speaker 2: Does anyone want to live eight thousand years? 30 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,679 Speaker 5: Anyone at the way the right things are going right now? 31 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 6: No? 32 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,720 Speaker 5: Yeah, six thousand, Max. 33 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, cap it off. What about you produce your sandwich 34 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 2: on your mind today? 35 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,039 Speaker 6: My neighbors think I'm a very strange person, and I 36 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 6: keep adding to that. Thank you for that, Nate. So 37 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 6: there's been some sounds in my ceiling, hearing all these 38 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,319 Speaker 6: squirrels move around, and I'm about to go into my apartment. 39 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 6: I see a scirrel in the yard, so I have 40 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 6: to obviously have a conversation with him. I'm like, you 41 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 6: and your friends have to keep it down because I'm 42 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 6: trying to sleep. 43 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 5: I'm just talking to this little squirrel. 44 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 6: And I turn around and my neighbor has been silently 45 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 6: behind me, and she doesn't know me well enough to 46 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 6: make me so she was just like hey, Sam, like nothing, 47 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 6: just talking to the squirrel. Thank you so much. She'll 48 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 6: no longer be a problem. And I want to tech 49 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 6: stairs because I was too embarrassed to address it further. So, Jessica, 50 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:16,919 Speaker 6: I promise I'm not crazy. Yeah, say that with confidence. 51 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,040 Speaker 1: You're right, Gandhi's right, only crazy people say I'm not crazy, right, yeah, 52 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: but a. 53 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 6: Squirrel and I now have an understanding, so it was 54 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 6: worth it. 55 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,920 Speaker 2: Cool, okay, gandhi, what's up with you? 56 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 4: I would like to please, like beg everybody, if we 57 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 4: are communicating, to communicate with me the way I'm communicating 58 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,359 Speaker 4: with you. If I send you a text message, for 59 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 4: the love of God, do not voice note me back. 60 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 5: I'll never hear it. 61 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 4: I will never listen to it because in that moment, 62 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 4: I can only really text, and I hate voicemail in general. 63 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,639 Speaker 5: So when you send me back a. 64 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,800 Speaker 4: Voice notes, that just feels like a task and I'm 65 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,079 Speaker 4: probably not going to respond to it. I currently have 66 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,640 Speaker 4: hundreds of messages of people voice. 67 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 5: Noting me that I just have not listened to. 68 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 4: And I know that now they're starting to do it 69 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,839 Speaker 4: where they transcribe it, but that doesn't even ever really 70 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,240 Speaker 4: cover what they're saying. Please don't voice note me unless 71 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 4: we're both doing it. 72 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 5: Thank you. 73 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 2: That's agreed. I vote for that. 74 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 1: No more voice I don't want to hear your voice 75 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 1: only if I'm with you, and I don't even want 76 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 1: to be with you. But if I am with you, 77 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: ill then and only then want to hear your voice. 78 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 2: I agree with that. I still have people trying to 79 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,920 Speaker 2: leave voicemail on my phone. What do you do? 80 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 7: Wait? How many voicemails do you have? Though you have 81 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 7: a lot like backed up? Well, I think a lot. 82 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:19,760 Speaker 5: Of you do. 83 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 2: I don't even look at them. 84 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 5: See that tween hundred and forty one? 85 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 2: Wait? 86 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 5: How much fourteen hundred and forty one? I have to 87 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 5: clear it? 88 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,799 Speaker 7: If it doesn't say zero and it's all not clear. 89 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 5: It's mostly mine fourteen hundred from my mom? 90 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:33,959 Speaker 2: Scary? What's up with you today? 91 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 8: I feel like I missed out. I never ever got 92 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 8: to buy a boat. I'm onto. 93 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 2: I'm now on to new things. 94 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 8: Okay, I forget about pools, forget about the fact I 95 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 8: never grew up. 96 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 2: With a swimming pool. 97 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 8: But now with boating all I see people on boats 98 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 8: all the times on TikTok and Instagram. 99 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 2: I don't know the people. 100 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 8: I don't know where they have the money to get them. 101 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 8: But I'm like, I feel like I missed out on 102 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 8: the boating life. I feel like that's what's missing from 103 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 8: my summer weekends. I feel like I should be out 104 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 8: in like like, for instance, Point Pleasant has this place 105 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,720 Speaker 8: called f Cove, and I'm like, this is where I 106 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 8: want to be. Everyone ties up these boats and they 107 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 8: hang out in they drink all day. I never had 108 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,920 Speaker 8: that experience in my life. 109 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 2: Don't do it. Never do it. 110 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:26,159 Speaker 8: I'm regretful, and I'm not a hot I'm. 111 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 2: Not a hot chick. 112 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 8: That's like, because women get invited to boats all the time. 113 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:31,719 Speaker 8: I am a guy. 114 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 5: I don't want to know why Elvis is saying, don't 115 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 5: do it. 116 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 2: Well, because I've had boats. Don't do I'll never do 117 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 2: it again. 118 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,480 Speaker 1: Borrow a boat, go to someone else's boat, or go 119 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: charter a boat, for sure, boozy. 120 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 8: Boy, But like, I want to be invited to someone's boat. 121 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 8: But because I'm a man, I'm expected to either own 122 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,520 Speaker 8: one myself or you're ms ol. 123 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 5: Too desperate, not just charter one. 124 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:57,720 Speaker 6: As a woman who's been at s Cove, I pay 125 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 6: for it. 126 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 5: You rent it, you don't have a day rent it. 127 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,960 Speaker 2: You're fine, You're fine. Don't own a boat. 128 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 1: Own a boat is a whole different, whole, different set 129 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 1: of circumstances. 130 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 2: It's a horse of a different car. 131 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 7: And you know what else always says his two favorite 132 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 7: days about owning a boat was buying the boat and 133 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:13,800 Speaker 7: selling the boat. 134 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 2: I can't afford one. I just want to be invited. 135 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 2: That's my goal for twenty twenty six. Summer twenty six. 136 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 2: Here I come, Wow, I want to be invited on 137 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 2: someone's boat. There you go, Danielle, what's up? 138 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 5: So when I was at. 139 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 7: The airport, I went through security and I got baby flagged, 140 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,800 Speaker 7: and I'm like, what happened? When happened? He goes, Oh, 141 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 7: it's a random phone check, so we need your phone. 142 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,040 Speaker 7: I said, okay, So I give my phone and they 143 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:40,599 Speaker 7: wipe it whatever whatever. Okay, So here's my question. 144 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,480 Speaker 2: It's a random phone check. 145 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,359 Speaker 7: What if the person before me or the one after 146 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 7: me is the one that really has something on their phone? 147 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,200 Speaker 5: Like a random phone check? 148 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 7: To me, is the it's just stupid. Either do everybody 149 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 7: or don't do anybody, because they do. It's just but 150 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:57,160 Speaker 7: it's weird. 151 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 5: So they just mean wiped it. They didn't go. 152 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,719 Speaker 7: Wipe they know, they didn't look at they wiped it. 153 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,440 Speaker 7: They like they like put the little wand over it 154 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 7: to like see right, and he. 155 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:07,279 Speaker 2: Looking for residue of some sort. 156 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:08,920 Speaker 7: And even the woman who took it, I go, I 157 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,719 Speaker 7: don't understand what is it for? She just looked at me. 158 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,800 Speaker 7: She goes, Oh, it's just some random thing that pops up, 159 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,040 Speaker 7: so sorry, I gotta take your phale like she looked 160 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 7: at me, like, yo, this is stupid too. It doesn't 161 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,120 Speaker 7: make any sense to me that it could because it's 162 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,000 Speaker 7: if it's not me, maybe it's the guy right behind me, 163 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,040 Speaker 7: but you missed him because he. 164 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 1: Was You never know, but you know in the in 165 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,719 Speaker 1: the world of of you know odds, that it does 166 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 1: increase their odds slightly that they could find something, but 167 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,159 Speaker 1: not a lot. 168 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:33,480 Speaker 5: Slightly, I guess. Yeah, so weird. 169 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 1: What's up with our special guest, Scotty b Welcome to 170 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:37,360 Speaker 1: around the room. 171 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 2: Scotty Bee, Well, I'm so happy to be here. 172 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,160 Speaker 9: You know, if you're a parent planning on buying your 173 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 9: child a cell phone, I strongly urge you to take 174 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,599 Speaker 9: out the insurance. It's only a couple of bucks. Most 175 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:51,799 Speaker 9: companies offer it. Because my daughter called me hysterically crying 176 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,520 Speaker 9: from another phone last weekend because she was at an 177 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 9: amusement park and her phone fell out of the ride 178 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,600 Speaker 9: into the bottom of a lake and it is sitting 179 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 9: at the bottom of a lake in Massachusett right now. 180 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:04,320 Speaker 9: So thankfully I did take out the insurance because I 181 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,240 Speaker 9: know she's a bit of a mess. And instead of 182 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 9: paying twelve hundred dollars, I only had to pay two 183 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,400 Speaker 9: hundred dollars for a new phone. So take out insurance 184 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 9: on phones 185 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 2: And there you have it.